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♫ That happiness poems write of ♫

♫ speak of the corners of the heavens and seas I want to visit ♫

♫ It’s all true, it’s the answer to your question ♫

♫ Look at the sprouting cherry blossoms outside the window ♫

♫ I’m never letting go of this hand I’m holding ♫

♫ Never fearing again because the person I love is you ♫

♫ I understand that you and I used to be too different ♫

♫ That’s what’s good about you ♫

♫ Even when you occasionally get a bit angry ♫

♫ you’re still so cute that I cannot resent you ♫

♫ But I’m just like this and carefree ♫

♫ letting you occupy more territory step by step ♫

♫ In all the fairy tales with beautiful endings ♫

♫ the place where you are is the corner of the heavens and seas ♫

♫ Never fearing again because the person I love is you ♫

My Amazing Boyfriend

- Episode 4 -

Who do you think was the one that turned me into a monster?

It was medicine...

As you requested, I processed it with an old veneer after painting it.

Good. What's going on with Xue Ling Qiao?

He did leave a message saying that he wanted to look at this painting.

When you reply, be careful so he doesn't suspect anything.

Right now, he has lost his memory. Compared to me, he should be more impatient.

I understand.

My chest isn't a public dorm.

Monster Xue, I know where that strange heartbeat-sound comes from.

It seems that if we are far apart,

it will continue to beat anxiously.

Because you were the one that saved me, our hearts beat at the same pace.

When we are close to each other, we can feel each others' presence.

I won't be able to feel it if we are too far apart or too close to each other.

Are you also like that with me?

If your mood changes drastically, I can still feel it no matter how far away we are.

Could this be the telepathy that only exists in movies?

I'd rather call this a mutually restraining effect.

- Then what is the range? - I'm not sure.

This is actually the first time that I've encountered a situation like this.

You go over there.

I can't hear it, so continue walking forward.

Stop! I have it!

[Monster Xue]

About one hundred meters is enough to hear your heartbeat.

Continue walking to see how far it is until I can't hear your heartbeat anymore.

Okay.

I can't hear it around one kilometer.

- It's already very far. - Now—

Right now, the sound of your heartbeat is still very loud.

Continue walking.

- Are you able to hear it? - Yes.

Are you sure?

Continue walking!

What about now?

Hello? Hello?

Are you able to hear it?

Hello?

Good-bye, Monster Xue who is over five-hundred kilometers away!

Don't ever come back!

You're back? You are really slow.

["How to make oneself more thick-skinned."]

I haven't gotten my revenge yet. I need to think of a way to let her ask me to stay on her own.

That's all?

Seriously. Why would Miss Tian be threatened with extortion by anyone?

We should be grateful if she doesn't blackmail others.

Then, what about our Xiao Zhi's money? Where did it all go?

Have you ever heard of an actress having a hard time making ends meet

when she's making the kind of money a leading actress makes?

Uncle, it's no use if you act fierce towards me.

Miss Tian is also very stingy towards me.

Every month, other than for rent and food, I don't really have any money left.

You are willing to do this work despite the little pay.

It means you have dishonorable intentions towards our Xiao Zhi!

Because of this I can see your character, your personality! It is horrible!

No, no, no. How is that possible?

This guy! You are already in someone else's home and yet you still don't tell the truth!

- You—! - That's enough.

You've already scared away eight of Xiao Zhi's assistants.

Dong Dong, with just one glance, I can tell that you are an honest and reliable person.

Don't fault Uncle. Have pity on us for having the heart of a parent.

Since she was little, we have wanted to raise Xiao Zhi into an aristocratic lady

and we are doing just that.

We had hoped that when she was grown,

she would become a world-famous pianist or artist,

then marry a husband who is worth only a few millions,

and then live a peaceful and normal life.

[These XX are her real parents!]

But we can't control her.

She still wants to be an entertainer that exposes her face.

So I asked you to come to our home today in the hopes that you could help me.

No, I plead to you as a mother.

From now on, Xiao Zhi's every move, what she's doing and who she is with,

tell me all that, alright?

I can't, Auntie. Miss Tian will peel my skin if she found out.

- Is it really impossible? - It really is impossible.

- Is it really impossible? - It really is impossible.

- Positively impossible?- Positively impossible.

- Is it really, really, really, really impossible? - It's absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely impossible.

It's absolutely impossible!

But pity the heart of a parent in this world.

You haven't called me at all these last few days about fortune-telling.

What's wrong? Have you given up?

Yeah.

I understand. Someone like you who has super bad luck,

I think it's only safe if you raised an immortal monster at home.

Cut. Next scene.

Next scene! Miss Zhang Xuan Xuan.

I'll be going over there first then.

Does Monster Xue count?

Wow! Xiao Xuan!

You're so pretty today! Hurry and take a picture!

Xiao Zhi?

Professor Li.

Long time, no see. I was just passing by after getting off work and I saw you here.

I heard from Ye Shen that you've recovered very well.

Yes, all better.

Those who were waiting for me to lose my beauty are all half dead from anger.

Oh, yeah. Annie should be about ten years old now, right?

She was crying in anger when Ye Shen and I broke up and she wouldn't see either of us.

She should be bigger now and not angry anymore.

I... I've been divorced for two years.

Annie... went to the U.S. with her mom.

Sorry, I didn't know.

No problem. It's my fault that I didn't treat them well.

I only cared about work and abandoned their feelings.

Oh, right. Many car accidents leave an aftereffect condition.

Sometimes the hospital can't diagnose it. If you're not busy right now, how about

you come with me to the research center and let them draw some blood so we can do a more detailed exam?

It's right next to the school; it will be very quick.

It's okay. I don't have any aftereffects.

At first, an aftereffect doesn't show any obvious symptoms.

I really don't need to. I really don't have any aftereffects!

I think I might be next. I'll go there now. Bye, Professor Li.

Hey, Xiao Zhi! You—! You—!

[Legendary Room (Episodes 11-15)]

My expectations for my son-in-law are so low.

But why is Xiao Zhi still not married?

Don't be so pessimistic now. Our family's peach fate never ends. (peach fate refers to marital luck)

She's even had seven boyfriends!

Then why do they always end up going separate ways!?

If she meets a suitable person in the future,

we can't let them break up. Definitely not!

Just like with me, you were so brazen and unabashed, clinging to me.

My esteemed wife is wise.

So don't overprotect her.

She just needs a husband who is worth a few million bucks.

Just let her live normal days and let her marry.

We don't have any hard evidence yet to prove that the car accident was caused deliberately by someone.

I hope that you can find all the researchers that might be interested in this dormant research

or any individuals.

I'm already sorting this out.

Okay.

Hey.

What's wrong?

- Where's the toilet? - Right there.

- Are you alright? - Nothing! Just excessive heat in my body. Go first.

Xuan Xuan! It's Zhang Xuan Xuan.

Xuan Xuan! Xuan Xuan!

Can you sign this for me?

Can you move aside?

- Thank you, thank you. - I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Xuan Xuan, can you also sign for me?

I'm sorry, can you move aside please? That's my car.

Thank you.

Miss Zhang Xuan Xuan, even though you're pretty, you can't be in front of my car.

Ye Chen, you've finished class?

Are they your students? They are so cute!

Hello, everyone!

I'm good friends with your Teacher Ye. We're going to eat now,

so let's end it up to here okay.

Yes, students, let's end it here.

A celebrity needs her privacy, too.

Bye-bye!

Bye.

I will continue to support you!

Thank you.

But right now, we can talk about Mr. Ye's sexual harassment conduct, right?

Being a women is so difficult, but we can also talk about

how it comes that Ms. Zhang knows my name.

When you picked up Tian Jing Zhi after work,

I saw you there.

And regarding your two-timing, everyone knows about it.

That's right! You're not close with my ex-girlfriend.

Then we can talk now.

I can understand why you're not close with her.

On TV, she looks like a total fairy. So pretty,

yet cute, too; like a barbie doll.

But privately, she is foul-tempered and foul-mouthed.

She even goes around everywhere saying that I cheated on her!

Hey! Police man, here's a pervert!

Miss Zhang, that's not very nice of you. You're being ungrateful and mean.

An opponent is only an opponent if they are well-matched.

If you look down on my enemies, you're also looking down on me!

Police man, he touched my waist.

I touched her heels, too.

Xuan Xuan, did you kick him with your heels?

You brat. Whose side are you taking?

Monster Xue.

You've lived so long. Who have you made porridge for?

So you haven't done it before?

I knew that I had a special place in your heart.

It's my first time doing it, so it might taste bad.

On which planet did you learn to make dark cuisine?

It says in the book. Rice, water, salt.

Cook for an hour. What did I do wrong?

How much salt did you put in?

The book says on the less side, so I put less than the rice.

This amount of salt can totally preserve me so that I don't rot for the next two hundred years!

Even a dummy like Xiao Yian knows—

Remember to wash up.

I've already sent the painting, tomorrow's meeting time and location to him.

Good. Tomorrow, we will pull the net.

It must be done perfectly without anything amiss.

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Monster Xue, do you think that you have failed hard?

You've lived for five hundred years, yet you can't even make porridge.

I'm not a cook, what does it matter?

Now, talking about you, you're an actress, but you can't act?

Who did you mean can't act?

I will go out right now to film!

You stay here and cook porridge all day.

I'm telling you, don't set our kitchen on fire; otherwise, I'm going to take your life.

I've got in touch with the painting owner. We're meeting later.

The male protagonist suffering from amnesia... Best of luck to you!

Sister, why are you here?

- Jin Xiao Bing!- Sister, I'm wrong.

- I won't ever skip class again. - Last time you skipped class to sit by the hospital. Now, it's to follow a celebrity?

Jin Xiao Bing, do you know that you've got college entrance exams next year?

Do you plan to go move bricks after high school?

That wasn't to go sit. It was to guard. Guarding love!

Guarding? Guarding, my head!

You are no different than a pervert!

Monster Xue's within the sensing range.

He's not here again to visit, right?

Could he be here to make fun of my acting?

Tian Jing Zhi, don't be afraid. You can do it!

Coming!

Ready, go.

Okay, start.

Aren't you clear on who changed me into a monster?

Moreover, don't you know how much I have done for you?

Since you have done so much,

this part doesn't matter anymore.

Why is she really bleeding!? What's going on!?

Tian Jing Zhi.

It's really bleeding!

How come?

Quickly, quickly, take her to hospital!

What the hell happened?

Boss, this building is not yet open to the public.

There won't be anyone coming in or out.

Increase the distance, don't let people get near.

The less people know about this, the better.

Arrogant monster, after you have been frozen for a day and a night,

I'll drain all the blood out of you.

Let's see you be arrogant then.

What the hell happened? You're the prop director!

You're supposed to prepare a dagger with a sealed blade, how come it was real!?

That wasn't the dagger that I prepared!

I don't know about it either!

You're in charge of the props! If you don't know about it, who would?

Should the lighting director know!? The sound director!? Huh!?

Maybe... Maybe it was some crazy fan,

or some other actor who hates Miss Tian who did this.

- What the heck's the matter with you?- Director, Director.

Don't scold her. Maybe it has nothing to do with her.

Xiao Zhi, what about your hand? What did the doctor say?

The wound isn't too deep, as long as the cut is covered and doesn't touch water, it'll be fine.

But my drama shooting...

It's okay, I'll film the other scenes first. Rest well.

Don't you worry, I've already called the police.

The police will find out who has done that.

Go home and rest.

Thanks, Director.

Why is my heart beating so fast?

What is Monster Xue doing?

Stop the car.

I don't hear any heartbeat sounds.

Could it be that Monster Xue is within hundred meters?

Miss Tian, do you want to get off?

Why would I be getting off? I want to go home and rest.

Let's go.

You don't want me to see you panic.

Let's see each other tomorrow.

Hello, everyone! Welcome to our Entertainment Rewind. I'm your host Yang Yi Fei.

I'm Yu Ji.

Why are we out here even though it's pouring rain?

Because there's huge news to report!

That's right! This is the place where Tian Jing Zhi got hurt.

We heard Tian Jing Zhi was injured on location due to someone switching the prop knife with a real knife.

Thankfully, it was just a scene scratching the palm. If it had been a scene piercing the heart, we can't imagine the consequences!

Yes, indeed. This is truly Tian Jing Zhi's unlucky year. Her moments of bad luck are incessant.

I suggest to you, Miss Tian, to find a master to help you calm your fate.

But I heard the police went to the scene in the morning

and by the afternoon they found a suspect. Now this suspect...

is actually Ms. Tian's big fan!

What unlucky year?

I've lived for twenty-eight years, every year of which was my unlucky year!

You don't think I've seen a master to look into it?

I've already dug the well three times already! Do you have any idea about that?

You know that saying that always comes up in the elementary text books? "The water drinker shouldn't forget the well-digger?"

Just because I didn't dig it personally, it doesn't count?

What's wrong with the fans nowadays?

Is your family poor? You have no money to get treated for mental illness?

Either way, just take the crazy pill and the pervert pill,

three times a day with warm water after each meal. Okay?

How many times do I have to tell you?

You've arrested the wrong one!

Miss Lian Hua is my goddess, how could I do such a ferocious thing?

I just went to the set to pick up some props,

and spread it on the web.

I was not the one who switched the knife.

Why is Monster Xue still not back?

It can't be that after he saw that picture,

he recovered his memories of his enemy, took revenge, and left?

Monster Xue is finally away! I'm free!

Monster Xue has no manners.

He should have told me before he left.

How dare he leave me here alone to worry about him!

Wait, am I worrying about Monster Xue?

He, he, he, he!

That joke is too funny!

I can't wait for him to disappear.

Moreover, he can fly over eaves and walk on walls.

Nobody can do anything to him.

Wait. It can't be that this Monster Xue got tricked, right?

He's only been online for a few days. He's too gullible.

How can I trust the words of a cheater?

This cheater is pretty awful, cheating a five-hundred year old person.

But this kind of chance is hard to come by,

I should immediately go and comfort him.

Move out.

Why is Monster Xue's heartbeat so weird?

Nothing happened, right?

Tian Jing Zhi, you're coming here to watch a comic show.

I need to change my attitude.

It... looks like an uninhabited building.

Why would they meet here?

I'm sorry, the number you have reached is not in service.

Not in service? Is he in the elevator?

Monster Xue is not trapped in the elevator, right?

No. What if he's really trapped?

An enemy surely lies in ambush.

Through the back door.

Call out little flying bat woman!

Call out little flying bat woman!

It's here.

Tian Jing Zhi, you can be an agent already.

Xue Ling Qiao? Monster Xue?

Monster Xue?

Monster Xue?

Monster Xue, are you here? If you're here, say something!

It's so gloomy here. So scary.

I'm here...

Monster Xue?

- Monster Xue, are you okay!? - It's so cold.

Wait, I'll call the police!

I can't call the police. You're a monster.

Wait for me, I'll save you!

It's like a freezer in here.

Monster Xue, who did you offend?

Why are they taking it out on you so badly?

I've no strength anymore. Aren't you very strong?

Pull it up yourself.

Monster Xue, your superpowers can't protect you from the cold?

What to do then?

Hang in there! I'll think about some other methods!

Monster Xue, don't fall sleep!

It's just taking a bit to warm up!

Yes! Yes! It's like this!

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♫ The broken faucet in the bathroom ♫

♫ has dripped and rusted ♫

♫ The bedside looks like your figure ♫

♫ Often, ♫

♫ it’s reminded me for a long time ♫

♫ You didn’t speak ♫

♫ You didn’t say you’d go with me ♫

♫ As if later, it will be the end in the blink of an eye ♫

♫ You didn’t speak ♫

♫ You didn’t appear at the intersection ♫

♫ Let it be me this time, and I won’t casually hold and let go of your hand ♫

♫ After that day under the dim street light ♫

♫ it was said there won’t be such eternity in time ever again ♫

♫ I’m still waiting to ask in the next life ♫

♫ will you be able to let me go? Come back ♫

♫ Be with me for a lifetime ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to speak ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to say you’ll go with me ♫

♫ As if later, it will be the end in the blink of an eye ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to speak ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to appear at the intersection ♫

♫ From now on, I won’t casually speak of letting go of your hand ♫

♫ From now on, I won’t casually speak of letting go of your hand ♫