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This programme contains
strong language.
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You thought I was going to ask you
to marry me.
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Why would I want to marry you?
You stink!
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What's this?
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Don't you dare get married
before me. We got robbed at work
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and they took my phone.
Oh, bloody hell.
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Oh, don't. Laura's in there.
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Don't ask her to marry you, Steve.
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Let's just be serious for a minute.
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And I will be talking to your dad,
as well, of course.
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She doesn't like you.
She doesn't care about you.
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She doesn't love you. No-one does.
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What's going on?
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Do you know
what I'm most upset about?
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I've been wanting to do that
for months!
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Kind of makes it worth getting
burgled, doesn't it?
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She'll get us another one.
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Oh, God. She so will.
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Can you believe
they didn't nick this? HE LAUGHS
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You're funny.
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Right, then...
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It's a mess.
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They should lock them up
and throw away the key.
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Dan? Dan, we've been burgled.
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Did you see anything?
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Blimey. Sorry, Steve.
I didn't see a thing.
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Have you asked your cousins?
My cousins? What's happened?
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We've been burgled.
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(They took the engagement ring.)
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Oh, Steve...!
Did you notice anything?
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No. But have you asked your cousins?
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What do you mean, my cousins?
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We met your cousins on the stairs,
and they...
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Oh...
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We thought they looked funny,
didn't we? Yeah.
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Becks!
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Sorry, Mum. That's not broken.
Oh. Sorry.
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It's Steve's.
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You want to keep it?
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Yeah. It's Steve's.
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OK.
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Dan and Shelly think they saw them.
Oh, great. What were they like?
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All right, Dan? All right, Shelly?
Yeah. You saw the burglars?
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Anything in it?
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RATTLES
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They were very tall.
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I remember looking at them
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and thinking, "You are the tallest
person I have ever seen."
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Their hair. What about it?
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Oh, they had this hair!
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It covered their entire heads.
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It was horrible.
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But there was something funny
about them? Yes.
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They had an aura, didn't they?
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They were very cold. It was like
they had special powers.
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They could kill you with a glance.
And how old do you think they were?
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Twelve.
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OK. Thanks, Shelly.
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You all right, Nigel?
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Hello. Hi... Nigel.
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Shelly.
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Oh. Yes. Laura's friend.
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Yeah. Nice to meet you at last.
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Dad? Yes? Just wondering if you
wanted me to board up that window?
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Yes, please. Thanks, Nigel.
Sorry to put you to any trouble.
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It's no trouble at all.
I'm good with my hands.
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It was nice to meet you.
Catch you in a bit, yeah?
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You two OK?
Do you need a hand with that?
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Erm, yeah, if you want.
That'd be good.
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Thanks, Becky. Yeah. Thanks.
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Sorry, I didn't think you'd say yes.
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No worries. See you in a bit, yeah?
Yeah.
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I've just met Shelly.
Laura's Shelly. Have you met her?
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Yeah. She seems nice. Yes.
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We should get going.
We don't want to get in the way.
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We're not in the way.
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Do you know what makes this day
really special?
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The fact your parents are here.
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Fuck off. Cos if things weren't
going badly enough with the burglary,
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and the flat getting trashed...
Show me your bum.
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You know what?
It's funny, because I was thinking,
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if only your wonderful parents
would come round
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and make the day a little bit
worse for us. Wiggle it.
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Can I slap it? No.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Ow!
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Oh, good.
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The least she could've done is
dust it. ..Is Mum there? Yeah.
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Are you serious? Are you seriously
this much of a bitch?
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Laura. Language.
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Do you want to see your grandson
when he's born?
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Because you're going
the wrong way about it.
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OK, Laura...
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If I employ you as a cleaner,
I expect you to clean.
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I do not expect you
to leave out a windowsill!
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I'm sure it's not THAT bad.
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Seriously, Becks. It's the dirtiest
windowsill I've ever seen.
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Isn't it, lover?
To be honest, Jill, it's not good.
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And she ate a piece of my Toblerone.
I had it with my cup of tea!
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You had a cup of tea?!
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Laura... Why don't we go
and listen to your ringtones?
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In a minute. I cannot be expected to
clean a windowsill in my condition.
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I didn't want to move the...
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I don't need your excuses.
Did you clean the windowsill?
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Yes or no? Yes or no?
I haven't got all day.
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No.
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You get �6 an hour.
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The least you could've done
is dusted it.
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I hung your shirts in your wardrobe.
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Yeah, I saw that. Thank you.
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She set the playhouse up in front
of the window, and I didn't...
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It's fine. It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
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Thanks.
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Don't tell Laura.
That's very kind of you.
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PHONE RINGTONE
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Hello, Darren, mate. Yeah.
Yeah, they've trashed it.
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It looks like it was kids.
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Me and your dad'll carry on in here.
Thanks, Mum.
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Oh, thanks, Nigel.
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Um, thanks.
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Darren's going to find
your burglars. What do you want him to do to 'em?
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Nothing. The police have been round.
We don't want Darren involved.
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Did you hear that?
..You don't want their fingers?
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No. No.
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They don't want them, mate.
He says he just needs your address
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and his dad's pliers.
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We don't want you to do anything
to them, Darren.
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Yeah, thanks very much, Darren,
but we're fine for now.
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Seriously, they don't...
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INDISTINCT SHOUTING
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'Cos it's fucking... We're going
to get these fucking kids, Paul.
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'We'll drive them down to the golf
course, we'll smack their heads
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'against a fucking tree. They'll
wish they died in a womb, Paul.
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'They'll wish they died in a womb.
We're going to cut their
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'fingers off and stick
their bollocks inside a fucking
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'chocolate egg and send it
to their gran at fucking Easter.
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'We're going to post stuff
on the internet about them, Paul.
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'You hear me? We're going to hunt
them down electronically
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'and hack into their fucking emails.
There's nothing we can't do, Paul.
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'Paul? Paul, you still there?'
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Yeah, there's nothing we can't do.
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Yeah, we'll hack into their emails,
definitely. Steve?
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Got any spare hardboard?
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Erm. Let me think.
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Of course you don't. I'll just see
if there's any out here.
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There isn't. Or cardboard.
I want to fix that window.
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Before Steve catches a cold.
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STEVE COUGHS
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Thanks, Nigel!
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Hello, Shelly, love. How's it going?
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Why are you trying
to suck my dad off? Shut up!
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"Thanks, Nigel." "Oh, my God, Nigel,
you're so amazing."
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"Fuck me like I'm Jill, Nigel!"
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You're talking about
your own parents.
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What now?
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Can't work out
if I need a wee or not.
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Push.
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50/50. Go anyway?
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Yeah. What have I got to lose?
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Oh, why would you break THAT?
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Why would you bother coming
into someone else's house
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and breaking that? Oh, get over it,
you miserable little prick.
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Nope. Nothing.
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Oh, my God, Becks.
The kitchen's a right mess!
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It reminds me of our place when
I've been shagging Paul all weekend!
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Ugh. Look at her.
We should put her in a home.
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We need to get this place cleaned up,
Laura. So...
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Shame about the photo, isn't it?
Yeah...
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Steve was just saying he wants you
to get him another one.
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Yes.
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Help yourself.
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Excellent. Thanks.
Sorry, it's not as big.
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No. It's perfect.
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Go and put it up, then.
Leave us in peace.
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Hi, Jill. That's nice.
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Yeah. Talented.
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Is it a Banksy?
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No. Oh, what you got there?
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Laura got us another one of these.
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Oh, how lovely.
Hmm...we're very lucky, really.
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I'll just pop out and get Nigel
to help us with the rubbish.
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OK.
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Do you know where your dad is?
Did someone just say something?
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He's looking for some hardboard.
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I'm sorry for not cleaning
the windowsill, Laura.
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Do you know what, Mum?
Now that I'm a mother myself,
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I'm going to be big about this
and forgive you.
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Thank you.
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It's not the sixties any more.
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You can't just go around
being an arsehole.
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No.
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Give Mum a hug, Laur.
Come on, make up properly.
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I'm all right.
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Seriously, though, best part?
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Hard to say. But at a push, Florida.
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Oh! Have you travelled much, Shelly?
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Yeah.
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Great. Where you been?
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Oh. Erm...Spain.
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Lovely. I love Spain.
Yeah. Where else?
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Canada.
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Oh, nice. What were you doing there?
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My sister died.
I had to get her body.
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So you're quite the traveller, then?
Yeah.
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Dan, mate,
could you give us a minute?
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Hello, Shelly. Sorry about Nigel.
I hope he isn't boring you to death.
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No! Shelly's been to Canada.
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Oh, I've got family in Canada.
Where were you?
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Toronto.
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Lovely. What did you do in Toronto?
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It was mainly admin.
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Lovely. Could you help me with
something in the bedroom, Nigel?
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Of course, love. It's been a while
since she said that!
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She means the bin bags.
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Right.
Sounds like they need a real man.
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Yes, and in the meantime
we'll make do with Nigel.
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< STEVE: Thanks for doing all this,
Nigel. We do appreciate it.
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< NIGEL: No worries, Steve.
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< There's nothing I like more
than clearing up a flat that's
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been made only slightly messier.
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Ah, very good!
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Any more rubbish?
And I'm not talking about Steve.
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Guys! Don't forget this!
Thanks, love. Shelly can take that.
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Nice grip. Stay there.
So how's your new job, Shelly?
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It's lovely, yeah.
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How long you going to be?
I'm getting a headache.
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Thanks. How's your wee?
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60/40. You going to go?
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Dunno. I might just do it here.
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I'll give you a fiver
if you do it right here.
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< LAURA: I know you're talking
about me!
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We're not talking about you!
< Whatever!
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We're really not
talking about you, Laura.
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I was talking about my wee.
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Where's my Paulie?
Will you tell him I miss him?
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We had such hot sex last night.
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OK.
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My mum's chucked your money box.
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No way.
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And I bet she's chucked your shoes.
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Can you believe
she's chucking all my stuff away?
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She's such an arsehole.
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You're just jealous because
she gets to shag my dad.
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Hello? In here.
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All right? Yeah. You?
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Yeah.
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Shelly's hanging out with Dan again.
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I don't know why she leads him on
like that.
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You been on the phone to Darren
all this time?
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Yeah. I've got to go down the gym
in a bit. I've got Pilates.
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Huh. What does that mean?
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What does WHAT mean?
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Sit here.
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There's stuff on it.
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00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,820
What are they doing down there?
I dunno.
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Give me a kiss.
257
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:10,260
What do you mean?
258
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:22,380
I'm sorry, Nigel, but this is not on.
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00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,860
Excuse me, Nig...
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Look here, Nigel.
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00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,620
Right, Nigel, you piece of shit.
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Oi.
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Oi.
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Oi!
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But why do I have to do it now?
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Because I said so.
Now, give me a kiss. On the lips.
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I need to reply to this. Paul.
268
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,540
Ow. My jeans are really...
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I want tongues.
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What do you want tongues for?
Just do it.
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Thank you, Paul.
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Oh, my God, everyone!
I just felt the baby kick!
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NIGEL: And you work nights, do you?
SHELLY: Most of the time, yeah.
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You poor thing,
that must be exhausting. >
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Oh, my God, Mum,
I just felt the baby kick.
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Oi, Nigel, this is not on. What
garage is it? I'll have to pop by.
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Oh, I don't know what it's called.
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You haven't been working there long,
have you, Shell? No.
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Come on, Shelly. What garage is it?
Don't be annoying.
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SHELLY GIGGLES
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You've got a lovely laugh,
haven't you? Do you know that?
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Hasn't she, Steve?
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Yeah. Hasn't she, Dan?
284
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:26,380
Oh, dear. What's happened
to your lovely face?
285
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,740
Do you want to help me clear it up?
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Excuse me, Nigel.
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Steve, can I have a word?
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Yeah, course.
Always time for you, Nigel!
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Right, I'm off to Pilates.
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Do you want a lift, lover?
Graham's here.
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Let me know if you want picking up!
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NIGEL: Where's Paul going?
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STEVE: Uh, Pilates.
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< What's Paul doing Pilates for?
Part of his new regime at the gym.
295
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< Pilates? Yeah.
Strange, isn't it? But there you go.
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< Well, how many times a week
does he do it?
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< Um, don't know really,
you'll have to ask HIM.
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< That's the stretches
and everything, isn't it?
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< I think so. I'm not too sure,
but I know Paul enjoys it.
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00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:33,940
< Yeah.
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< I was thinking of joining a gym.
Ah. That's a good idea.
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< Yeah.
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00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:47,019
Sorry about
what's happened to your flat.
304
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Oh, you know...
There's nothing we can do.
305
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:53,219
But thanks for your help,
you've been amazing.
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00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:57,860
No. Not at all. Anything I can do
for you, Steve. You know that.
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00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,260
Oh. Thanks, Nigel.
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Not at all. Not at all.
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Have you got her number? Who?
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00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:11,100
Who do you think?
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Oh.
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00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:15,700
Erm...
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Yes.
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Great.
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00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,940
Can I have it?
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OK.
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00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:32,659
Oh, he's just being silly, Becky.
You know what men are like.
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He's just having a bit of fun.
319
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:36,939
Maybe you should make more
of an effort, Mum. Curl your hair.
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Get a facelift. We'd all chip in.
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00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:40,660
All right, Laura.
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00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:46,339
Thanks, Steve. I'm glad we've had
this private little moment together.
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Absolutely.
324
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,979
We get on, don't we?
325
00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:54,659
Yeah, we do a bit of banter.
326
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:58,219
Yeah! We DO do a lot of banter.
Yeah, but it's all well-meaning.
327
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:00,619
Of course it is. Of course it is.
328
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,379
We've got to stick together
with all these women around us.
329
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:06,860
Absolutely!
What goes on tour stays on tour.
330
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,540
Yes.
331
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,939
Good. You're a good bloke, Steve.
332
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,980
You're a good bloke.
333
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:20,059
If there's anything I can do
for you, you let me know.
334
00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:22,459
Yeah. Good. Well, actually, Nigel...
335
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:24,659
I have been meaning to talk to you
about something.
336
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:27,340
It's to do with Becky.
337
00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:32,179
She's very special to me.
338
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,539
And we have such an amazing time
together.
339
00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:39,099
And I think she feels...
well, similar about me,
340
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:42,380
I don't want to assume anything.
But I really...
341
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:46,299
I care about her loads, as you know.
342
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:49,499
I've never met anyone like her,
because there is no-one like her.
343
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,820
We both know you'd have to go a long
way to find another person like that!
344
00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:58,020
So I was wondering...erm...
345
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:02,339
I was wondering if maybe
346
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:05,460
I might have your permission,
at some point...
347
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,860
..to maybe ask Becky to marry me.
348
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:13,899
No,
349
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,820
of course you fucking don't.
350
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:23,699
If you ask her to marry you,
351
00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:25,260
I'll break your fucking neck.
352
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,019
JILL: Right, I think
we've done all we can here.
353
00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:33,659
Ready to go? I'm hungry.
JILL: Yes. We'll leave you to it.
354
00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:35,660
What have we got for dinner?
355
00:23:37,260 --> 00:23:40,300
Chicken.
Again? I'll turn into a chicken!
356
00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:45,539
Bye, Becky. Bye, Steve. Bye.
357
00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:47,299
Bye. What have I said now?
358
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,979
Bye, Dad. Bye, Laura.
359
00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:52,219
Bye, Becks. Bye, Dad.
360
00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:54,220
Bye, Laura. Bye, Becky.
361
00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:58,419
Thanks, Steve. Thanks, Nigel.
Lovely to chat to you.
362
00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:01,339
I'm glad we got the chance
to iron a few things out.
363
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,819
Yeah, thanks, Nigel.
364
00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:05,419
Good. I'll pop round tomorrow
after work and fix that window.
365
00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:06,700
Thanks, Dad.
366
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,860
Tesco? Going up in the world!
367
00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:17,340
Oh, I'll take that.
368
00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:20,940
Thanks.
369
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:26,779
Thanks so much for coming round
and helping us clear up, Laur.
370
00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:28,460
You've been great.
371
00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:33,299
Yeah. What are you up to tonight?
372
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:37,219
I think I'll go home.
Put my feet up. See what's on.
373
00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:40,659
Paul won't be back till late.
If he's back at all.
374
00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:43,020
You know what he's like
with his Pilates!
375
00:24:45,340 --> 00:24:50,380
Yeah. I'll do a word search.
Make myself some pasta.
376
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,500
The bump loves pasta!
377
00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:57,939
Do you want to feel him?
I'm all right.
378
00:24:57,940 --> 00:24:59,419
OK. Bye, then.
379
00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:01,980
Bye. Bye.
380
00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:11,380
That was easy. I thought
we were stuck with her.
381
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:15,580
Oh.
382
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:21,420
Come here, you boring, little bitch.
383
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:32,819
What did my dad want?
384
00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:34,460
DOORBELL RINGS
385
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,940
Sorry. I forgot my purse.
I'm such a klutz!
386
00:25:45,540 --> 00:25:50,299
Yeah. It's weird being
in that flat on my own, though.
387
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:53,899
Not good for the baby.
Where is my purse?
388
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:56,579
It's funny, isn't it -
Paul doing Pilates?
389
00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:58,539
It's not very Paul, is it?
390
00:25:58,540 --> 00:26:00,780
LAURA LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
391
00:26:03,420 --> 00:26:07,060
Oh, well. Worse things happen
at sea. Oh, there it is!
392
00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:10,100
Oops!
393
00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:18,340
I don't really want to go home yet,
Becks.
394
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:24,300
Do you want to stay here for a bit,
then? Oh. OK, then.
395
00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:33,539
Becks, did I tell you the saga
about my wedding dress?
396
00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:36,579
Yes. Yes. A few times.
But tell Steve.
397
00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:38,299
He'd love to hear all about it.
398
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:41,659
Excellent. Come along, Stevie.
399
00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:45,060
Oh, my God, Becks, we haven't
listened to my ringtones yet.
400
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:48,339
Ow!
401
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:51,739
Becks, we haven't listened
to my ringtones. Oh, yeah.
402
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,019
Let's do that now.
403
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:55,659
? Come closer and cuddle me tight...?
404
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,019
THE GIRLS GIGGLE
405
00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:58,419
? My heart goes boom bang-a-bang
406
00:26:58,420 --> 00:27:01,219
? Boom bang-a-bang
When you are near
407
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,619
? Boom bang-a-bang
Boom bang-a-bang
408
00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:05,299
? Loud in my ear
409
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:08,899
? Pounding away, pounding away
Won't you be mine?
410
00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:12,579
? Boom bang-a-bang-bang
all the time
411
00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:17,299
? It's such a lovely feeling
412
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:21,019
? When I'm in your arms
413
00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:24,619
? Don't go away, I want to stay
My whole life through... ?
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00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:27,620
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