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Whoo!
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Deejay:
Show me those moves!
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-Yeah, fuck this.
-Yeah.
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Arianna:
Giddy up, bitches!
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Operation Steal My Dad's Booze
is happening now.
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What?
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Uh, i-it's just --
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I wasn't really gonna go
to -- to Riley's.
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Oh, well, unfortunately,
sometimes we have to walk
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through the valley
of the shadow of death,
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so let's go.
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Are you gonna puke?
No.
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Do you want me to stick
my fingers down your throat?
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That's okay.
Thank you, though.
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You did that for me once,
and it was actually, like,
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one of the sweetest things
that
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But I'm pretty sure you
actually
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Definitely.
Arianna: Andale!
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Um, I have to tell you
something.
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What?
I, um --
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Come on!
Okay, okay.
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-Let's go!
-Okay.
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-Come on!
-Babies!
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I made V-day
choko-lah-tays,
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with a special
love spell in them.
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So if you eat them --
which you fucking better --
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just know you're gonna get into
all kinds of horny shit,
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and your truest, deepest,
darkest desires
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will be coming true
tonight.
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Whoo!
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I kinda believe in magic,
do you?
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You guys!
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Everyone say, "Thank you,
Zaddy Daddy"!
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All:
Thank you, Zaddy Daddy!
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Wait, was she talking
about her actual dad?
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White girls need to use "Daddy"
less literally.
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Thank you, Zaddy Daddy!
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Can -- Maybe we can just
stop checking our phones?
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It's the kids thanking you
for the party bus.
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Even though it was my idea
to surprise them with a limo.
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Well, the limo place said
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And that's apparently the part
I really struggle with.
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Sweetheart.
Sweetheart, what is going on?
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What is going on?
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That's a really great
question.
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How are you liking
the Grenache?
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It's, uh...
it's terrific.
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Yeah, y-you were right.
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It, um, it has
that wonderful oak.
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Wonderful.
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What's going on is that
our son made up
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a fake relationship
with a --
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with a boy,
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just to upset us.
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He pretended
to go on dates.
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Posted photos.
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And obviously, Naomi was in
on the entire thing.
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Meaning that our house
was just Lie Central.
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And it doesn't seem
to bother you.
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And I just don't
quite understand that.
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But there's a lot of things
I don't understand.
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"Oaky" wine.
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If it tastes like bark,
why is that good?
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Did you never wonder
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this whole time if --
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if he was making it up?
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Waiter: Lovebirds!
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Ready for another drink?
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Oh, shit!
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What?
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The freezer broke
and the magic --
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the magic
is fucking fucked!
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The placenta? No.
No, no, no, it's okay.
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The magic was just to put out
good energy
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and to manifest
or whatever, right?
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'Cause the secret's
definitely not out.
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Chester:
Let's go, bitches!
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rich bitch juice
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rich bitch juice
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rich bitch juice
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Hey, where are you?
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Bo: Out front.
What -- What are
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Uh, my dad called.
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Okay, can you come and
be gross and PDA with me?
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I want to annoy
all the single people.
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I wanna be that girl tonight,
you know?
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Oh, wait, I see you.
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Hi.
Hi.
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What -- What was that?
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I, um...
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I think
y-you are amazing.
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Is this because of
the fake-dating thing?
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No. W--
Um, mostly not.
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Because I really --
I feel like you overreacted
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to all of it,
like, the Nathan thing...
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Okay.
...his mom...
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No, no, I --
Or not.
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And I just have, like,
major character issues
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and I'm deeply fucked up.
No, I'm sure I did --
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But I hide it under this
very sparkly exterior.
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Okay, so, why are you
breaking up with me?
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I'm really...
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boring and nerdy.
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Like, I --
Mm.
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I don't even get
w-why you like me.
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I-I don't know.
I...
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Sometimes I wonder
i-if it's more
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that you just...
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like how much
I like you.
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But if you like me
so much,
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then why are you
breaking up with me?
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You -- You are the --
the smartest, funniest --
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That's just --
Don't do that.
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That's, like, no.
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Can we just, like...
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find a roof somewhere
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and you can write
a quote on the wall
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and talk to me about
"Dungeons & Dragons"
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and I can, like, feel, like,
the whole world isn't shit?
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Or could we just
go anywhere?
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and I'm bringin' my own
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Hey, man,
have you seen Delilah?
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You Zoolander
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Can I get a cup?
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Girl.
You have to tell her.
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I know.
But I was also just thinking.
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There's also a version
where I don't tell her
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and she never finds out.
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Sometimes not telling
is better,
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like when you shouldn't
tell someone
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they look good in dark
lipstick
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You literally
just told me
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I look good
in dark lipstick today.
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No! No!
I-I just -- I --
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At first I wasn't sure,
but --
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Also, everyone lies
all the time,
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and when you think about it,
some lies, almost most of
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are, like, more true
than the actual truth.
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I really agree with that,
by the way.
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Hey, um,
I need weed.
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I'm driving
for a blackout.
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and I'm bringin' my own
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bandana my fifth
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bandana my fifth
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Um, by the way
I just got dumped.
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Yeah,
literally just now.
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Like, he's waiting outside
for his dad.
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It's not your fault.
Just...
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Can we, like,
turn up the music or, like...
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mosh pit on the trampoline
or something?
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'Cause I am so sick of
being judged for who I am.
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Like, I am a lot,
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and I told everyone that
from the fucking jump!
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Yes, come on.
Shit. Come.
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I ain't new to this shit
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get through in this bitch
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let me talk my shit
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bandana my fifth
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Hi, um, even though
that this is --
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this is literally
none of my business,
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I-I just wanted
to say that, like,
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I was the one
who started the lie.
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Like, h-he was just
doing me a favor.
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Yeah, no, I-I...
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I think, um...
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I mean,
that wasn't fully it --
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He genuinely, really,
really likes you.
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Like, um, you --
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you bring out
really good things in him.
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Like, he's -- he's more real
when he's with you.
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You're a really good friend
to him.
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No, I-I'm just
his yappy Chihuahua.
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Yeah.
I don't think so.
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Um...
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Uh, my dad's here.
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Hi, loverboy,
want a chocolate?
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Turns out I gave out
the wrong chocolates on the
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Those were
the truth-telling ones.
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These are the love ones.
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But they could help
with your stone-cold heart.
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Yeah, uh, I don't think
much can help with that.
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You're probably right.
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Also, tell Greta
not to leave!
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Greta, don't leave!
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Come on.
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I used to hate
Valentine's Day, too.
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But then I realized
it's actually
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a very entertaining
holiday.
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It's all about watching
other people crumble.
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Like, some years,
my dads scream
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over which rom-com to watch,
and it used to disturb me,
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but now I'm like,
"Yes! Popcorn, please."
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Oh, my God.
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So, we could eat
the truth ones,
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and then I could unleash
on Delilah and Naomi.
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Oh, my God.
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Because technically,
it is after Winter Formal.
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And who would you
unleash on?
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It's kinda obvious,
I guess, right?
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Hey, have you guys
seen Delilah?
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Ooh, are these more
of the chocolates?
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Thank you so much.
These are so good.
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Hi.
Hi.
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I'm -- I'm not sure
where Naomi is.
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That's okay.
Um, do you want a chocolate?
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it's just another day
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That's one of the magic
love ones, by the way.
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I have to find my bag.
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Um...
Um, look, I just --
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I just been really wanting
to tell you that I'm just --
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I'm kinda really blown away
by you and how strong you are.
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I mean,
next to my brother,
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I think you're probably
the strongest person I know.
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And, like, I love the whole
feminine-niminism thing
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that we're doing with Naomi
and it being not traditional
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and the whole
patriarch thing and --
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that you were saying.
Um --
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Also, ever since you turned me
on to socialism,
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I'm, like,
that's really fucking cool
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and more people
need to know about that.
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But there's just
one problem.
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What's that?
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I don't want
to date Naomi.
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Oh, but you do.
Let's go find her.
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She's amazing.
And you don't know
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all the things
we've been through together.
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No, I know.
What?
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No, I mean --
Yes, I...
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I mean, I --
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I like her,
but -- I --
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I want to be
a two-person thing.
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With you.
I'm sorry.
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I-I-I know that sounds
really traditional and boring.
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And I wasn't gonna say
anything, but my --
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my brother was just like,
"Say how you feel,
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just be as strong as her,"
and I -- that's --
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Why do you keep
saying strong?
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'Sup?
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Cool.
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Delilah:
So wait, why "strong"?
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Oh, my God.
Hi.
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How's it going?
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I don't really want
to be here.
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I love when Gretita
speaks her truth.
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Well, Gretita's had a lot
of chocolate tonight,
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so that --
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it might be coming out
more than usual.
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Do you know
where Naomi is?
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Do you know where
the fuck Naomi is?!
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No.
No.
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Okay, go,
as hard as you can.
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Wait.
A-Are they back together?
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-Who?
-Greta and Luz.
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Ugh! I'll find out.
No!
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-No, no, no, no!
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
256
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Aaaaaah!
257
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
258
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It's Valentine's Day!
259
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I think love sucks.
260
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000
I used to not,
but I do now
261
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,000
'cause, uh, I had
my heart broken.
262
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000
Whee!
263
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000
And, um, but never mind
'cause, like, it's,
264
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like, literally fine and --
and I'm better off without him.
265
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000
What I was gonna say is --
Why are you looking at me weird?
266
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Riley: Okay, you want
to just go chill?
267
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000
No, I wanna talk
about love.
268
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Um, I'm personally
of the belief
269
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that it's, like, more like
a brief homicidal tendency
270
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000
and less, like,
everlasting goodness.
271
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Thank you for coming
to my TED Talk.
272
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Riley: Oh, shit.
273
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000
Ohh!
274
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000
No!
275
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Oh, hi.
Can you guys --
276
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Can you make sure that no one
comes in here, please?
277
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000
You fucking told
Cooper?!
278
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000
Told him what?
279
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000
I was on wisdom teeth drugs
plus multiple Percocets!
280
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000
And when the drugs
wore off?
281
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000
I was actually
talking about drowning people
282
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000
in my own family!
Yeah, checks out.
283
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Seriously,
he was so impressed
284
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
and he kept saying
how strong you are.
285
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000
I'm not strong!
I didn't do anything!
286
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000
I just had a fucking baby
in a bathroom
287
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000
I didn't know
I was going to have!
288
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000
And I just didn't want anyone
to fucking know
289
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000
so I could just be me
and not --
290
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
Why would you do that?!
291
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000
I'm sorry.
292
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000
That doesn't make it better!
293
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000
Also, just so you know,
294
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,000
Cooper wants to date me
and not you.
295
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000
Heeeey!
296
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000
You remember that party
when you kept saying
297
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000
that you weren't invited?
298
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000
I was intrigued,
but, like,
299
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000
kind of sad for you
at the same time.
300
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000
What?
301
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000
Ow!
Ah, shit!
302
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000
Hey, did you eat those magic
truth-spell chocolates?
303
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Or maybe it's the weed
'cause suddenly I want to go out
304
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000
and say things to people
I should not.
305
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,000
Like, I was actually going
to tell Nathan
306
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000
that when I hear the words
"white boy,"
307
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000
he's always been the first thing
that comes to my mind.
308
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Are -- Are you okay?
309
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000
Shit. Come on.
310
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000
Come here.
Come with me.
311
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000
Sorry.
312
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000
Boy: Oh, them turtles
gonna be blind.
313
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000
Hi.
314
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000
Hey.
315
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000
Is it okay that I came?
316
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Yeah, absolutely.
317
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
Is it?
Yeah.
318
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000
But this is funny --
319
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000
you, uh, having
a Valentine's Day party.
320
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000
Well, it's not really
for Valentine's Day.
321
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
But, um...
322
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Wait,
why is that funny?
323
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000
'Cause don't we think
about romance the same?
324
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Hey, did you see
that stoner playroom?
325
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Yeah, you can't go
in there.
326
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Ah, look, let me just check
on that really quickly.
327
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,000
It's, like, romance isn't all,
like, hearts and rainbows
328
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000
and -- and roses
and shit.
329
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,000
Like, there's a darkness in it
and -- and we see it.
330
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000
And, like,
I think that's okay.
331
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000
Wait, h-how would you know
how I see it?
332
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
'Cause of that night
in the motel.
333
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,000
I mean, I-I knew
why you were there.
334
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000
Okay, um,
I thought we agreed
335
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
that we were not gonna
talk about that night.
336
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Well, you said can we not talk
about it and I said okay.
337
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000
Okay, so are we not saying
okay anymore?
338
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
You said Greta was a bitch
to you.
339
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
Why wouldn't you
just tell her?
340
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000
I think that she would be
very upset.
341
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000
Okay? Like, very.
342
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000
So are we okay
not saying anything?
343
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000
It's just funny 'cause
344
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
both of you keep saying
you're not something
345
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,000
and it definitely feels
like "something" energy,
346
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000
and, ugh, I don't know what
I'm getting out of all this.
347
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Fuck.
This is not the conversation
348
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000
I want to be having
with you right now.
349
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Okay...what conversation
did you want to be having?
350
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
I like you.
Okay?
351
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000
I-I want to be with you.
352
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Hi. Um, I need to talk to you
about something right now.
353
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000
It is, like,
very fucking critical.
354
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
-Come on.
-Um, I am -- I'm sorry.
355
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
I'm sorry.
Did you need saving?
356
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Really badly.
I got you.
357
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
My fucking mom will not
leave me the fuck alone.
358
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Why?
It's time for shots!
359
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Wait, what's going on
with your mom?
360
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,000
You know, I'm sorry,
but my kids come first.
361
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,000
And I need a distraction
from this barrage of blame.
362
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
Not -- Not blame.
363
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
What I said was,
what do you --
364
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000
what do you think we did
to make Nathan feel
365
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000
like he needed to lie?
366
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Well, "we" means me.
367
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000
And I don't know
what I did.
368
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
But apparently, you knew
he was lying all along.
369
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000
Well, I wondered.
370
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000
And if maybe part of what
made him do it
371
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000
is that he doesn't always
see us being honest?
372
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Okay, you know what?
Are we p-- Are we --
373
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Let's just -- I think we need --
we should just get the check.
374
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,000
Are we pretending
to have what we had?
375
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,000
I think we put up
a pretty good front, okay?
376
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
I can never remember
if this is Naomi's code
377
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
for everything is fine
378
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000
or everything
is definitely not fine.
379
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000
I think we should go.
380
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
We need to go.
What?
381
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
I think we need to go.
No, we don't.
382
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Yeah, she's not
answering her phone.
383
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000
And I really want to go.
It doesn't matter.
384
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
She doesn't -- She --
Hi!
385
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Come on.
Hi, hello!
386
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
Check?
Are you kidding?
387
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
What?
Megan:
388
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
I don't know. Call her.
389
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
But she's not answering
her phone,
390
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
so there's something's wrong.
391
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
And we're coming to
get you right now.
392
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
What? No!
I'm staying.
393
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Boy: Sex party!
394
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000
Okay, that's it!
395
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000
We are coming for you
right now.
396
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Oh, my God, Mom,
what is going on?
397
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Like, you -- you know
398
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
I've been going through
a hard time
399
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
with, um, everything,
so --
400
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
so can you just let me be
with my friends
401
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
and not all miserable
and depressed?
402
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Don't.
403
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000
A hard time
with the breakup?
404
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Well, with a lot of stuff,
but -- but yeah.
405
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Do. Not.
406
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Yeah, because it's hard for us
to understand
407
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
how you could break up
with someone
408
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000
that you were never
dating.
409
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:37,000
And please choose your next
words very carefully.
410
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Nathan!
Nathan, come swimming!
411
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
W-Who told you?
It doesn't matter.
412
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Was it Naomi?
Why did you lie?
413
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Um...I don't know, Mom,
414
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
maybe because you don't
want to hear the truth
415
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
and can't accept me
for who I am.
416
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
Who told you?!
417
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Why did you lie?
418
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Oh, my God.
419
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:03,000
You can't keep things from me
and then be mad at me for lying.
420
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
You know what?
You're right.
421
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
All of you are right.
422
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000
I do lie. I do.
423
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Because there is no way
424
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000
I could ever tell you
the truth
425
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
of how terrified I am
for you.
426
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
You are my only son.
427
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,000
And I would lay down
on train tracks for you.
428
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
But I am so afraid
for you.
429
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:29,000
So from now, on I will be
totally honest
430
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000
and tell you everything
you do not want to hear.
431
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Chingada!
Sorry.
432
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Riley: Hey, you can't go
crazy in there.
433
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Nathan: Who told you?
434
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Hey, hey, I want to keep
talking to you.
435
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Ugh, I feel like
we're the same person.
436
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
'Cause I see how your mind
is working.
437
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Just, like, "How can I not
piss off this girl
438
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
that just told me
she likes me
439
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
so she doesn't go
blow everything up?"
440
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Are you gonna tell --
Are you gonna tell Greta?
441
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
You fucking told
my mother?!
442
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
No.
I -- She --
443
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000
She figured it out and then
I didn't cover fast enough.
444
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Okay, so why didn't you
tell me after?
445
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Okay, goodbye.
446
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Wait, what are you
gonna go do right now?
447
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Hello!
Fuck! Ugh!
448
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Am I being really paranoid
or is she gonna go tell her?
449
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Um, okay, but, like,
what the fuck with my mom?
450
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
I'm a lying
piece of shit, okay?
451
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000
I am sorry.
I just -- I should've told you.
452
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
I should've told Greta.
I just --
453
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
I can only fix that one
right now, so I'm sorry, okay?
454
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,000
I'm really sorry.
455
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Chester: I'm gonna see
if I can hold my breath
456
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
for the whole
"Star-Spangled Banner"!
457
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
-What?
-
458
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
I'm really wondering
about those chocolates
459
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
'cause shit's getting
fucked up.
460
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Like, this is some serious
Red Wedding vibes.
461
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,000
-I'm leaving.
-Okay.
462
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Naomi: Okay?
463
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000
So, like, friends for 16
years,
464
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
The 16-year friend
who dumped me
465
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
to go to Winter Formal
with a guy?
466
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
I --
You said it was okay!
467
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
I obviously didn't mean it,
Naomi.
468
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000
H-How was I supposed
to know that?
469
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Because
you just should've!
470
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Just like you should've known
how much it sucked
471
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
that you were sticking your
fingers in my brother's mouth
472
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
and going on about how his hair
made you want to cum?
473
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
He wasn't even into me!
474
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
That literally does not matter,
and you know that.
475
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I'm sorry if the Cooper thing
upsets you,
476
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
but I guess,
I don't know,
477
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
you reap what you sow
or whatever.
478
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Oh, you want to talk about
reaping what you sow?
479
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Because your sister-wife
over there hates you,
480
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000
and I'm not too in love
with you either right now.
481
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Is that it?
Really?!
482
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Also, for the future,
483
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,000
I would really recommend
not fucking with a witch.
484
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Chester:
Nathan, come in!
485
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
I kinda have to go.
What the fuck?
486
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:51,000
It's a fucking party and no one
wants to fucking party with me!
487
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Fuck you all!
488
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
You're all gonna
regret it!
489
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000
if you can't shake
490
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000
there's no rest for the
491
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000
there's no rest for the
492
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Jesus fuck!
493
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Oh, my God!
494
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Look at you!
495
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Yes!
496
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Come through, Titanic!
497
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Oh, my God.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
498
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Yes!
499
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Oh, fuck!
500
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
501
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000
-Oh, fuck!
-Oh, my God! It is so cold!
502
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000
-Okay, come on.
-It's so cold!
503
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
I got you, I got you,
I got you.
504
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Here.
505
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Mmph.
506
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Fuck it.
I'm just gonna take a shower.
507
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Whew!
508
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Are you cold?
509
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Um, no, I'm okay.
510
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Jesus fuck!
Sorry.
511
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Um, is --
is Delilah here?
512
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
No!
513
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Sorry.
514
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Uh...
515
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000
I'm gonna go...
516
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
finger-paint.
517
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
Look, I-I feel bad
about the Naomi thing.
518
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
It's not your fault.
519
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Um, but about
the other part.
520
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
It's just, you and I aren't
right for each other.
521
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Remotely.
Like, in any way.
522
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Sure.
No, I-I get it.
523
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000
Um, I just --
524
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
I just want to say one thing
about the Panda Express thing.
525
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Okay, so, okay,
do you know how, like,
526
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Avery Foster got fingered
by the guy who ate Hot Cheetos
527
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
and that's like
all anyone would talk about?
528
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
And then she was so mad,
she was like, "Fuck it.
529
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
If that's all they're
gonna talk about,
530
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
I'm gonna get the student store
to sell better snacks,
531
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
including Hot Cheetos,"
532
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,000
and now she's like
the Hot Cheeto Hero?
533
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Well, I was just thinking,
with you, um...
534
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Is what I'm saying bad?
535
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Are you telling me
to own my story?
536
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Maybe?
537
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Sorry.
538
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
It's just coming from
someone who's...
539
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000
so straight and cis
and not queer,
540
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
it's just ugh, you know?
541
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
I -- I --
Yeah, no, no,
542
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000
I'm sorry.
543
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Fuck!
544
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
That was good!
545
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Oh, come on.
I have to get something.
546
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I wouldn't -- Um --
547
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Oh, shit, sorry.
548
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
Aren't you freezing?
549
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Nathan: No, I'm fine.
550
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000
God, I'm fucked up.
551
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Um...
552
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
I'm s-- I'm sorry
about Bo.
553
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
No, it's not you.
554
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,000
He just doesn't think that
we're right for each other.
555
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Yeah, well, um...
556
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
You know, there are -- there
are
557
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000
not right for each other
who are actually, like,
558
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
really right
for each other.
559
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000
Yeah, like who?
560
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Um...
561
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Actually, I-I-I can't think
of any right now,
562
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000
but, um,
I'm sure they exist.
563
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,000
And "opposites attract,"
right?
564
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000
God, I hate
that voicemail.
565
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,000
I loved it.
566
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:03,000
And I love that you're giving me
relationship advice right now.
567
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Yeah, like I have
anything to offer.
568
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000
and feel the love
569
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
I just really want to
kiss you right now.
570
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,000
and feel the love
571
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
D-Do you actually?
572
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000
I'm so sorry.
573
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Shit.
574
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Hi. Um...
I just want to say that
575
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
with the whole
Winter Formal thing,
576
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
I fucking suck
and I'm sorry.
577
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,000
And tonight I'm gonna bury this
like the Maori do --
578
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
not in a cultural
appropriation way --
579
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
but just because
it's time.
580
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
And if you don't want
to be there, I get it,
581
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
but if you were there
with me,
582
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
I would really,
really love that.
583
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Delilah: Hi. Uh, can we bury
the placenta in your yard?
584
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
It's good for plants.
585
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Riley:
Okay, y-yeah, sure.
586
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Oh, fuck!
587
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
No!
588
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
God damn it!
589
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Get the fuck out!
590
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Get out of here
right now!
591
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Go, go, right now!
592
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Oh.
593
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:30,000
I'm losing slowly
594
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000
I'm sorry for not being
a better friend.
595
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Riley: What?
W-- No, what?
596
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,000
I'm -- I'm the one who's
always
597
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:59,000
I need to be a lot better
at -- at that.
598
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
And about that, did --
did Luz come find you?
599
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Wait.
Uh, can I say something first?
600
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000
'Cause if I don't say it
right now, I might not.
601
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000
So, um...
602
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,000
that thing that y-you
asked me before
603
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
at the pre-party?
604
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000
There's something I've been
noticing about myself.
605
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
I -- I can like someone.
606
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Like, really like them.
607
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:29,000
But when it comes to kissing
or making out or whatever,
608
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,000
I don't want that.
609
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Oh.
610
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
So I don't know
how it could work,
611
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,000
like, between us.
612
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Even if
you wanted it to.
613
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Um, what I said
that night
614
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000
wasn't 'cause of
me not liking you.
615
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,000
'Cause I never stopped
liking you.
616
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Um, I actually, um...
617
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
I love you.
618
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,000
this is my saving grace
619
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
I love -- I love you.
620
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Um...
621
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:25,000
But, uh, that night
at the motel,
622
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,000
um, I --
I left after I --
623
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
-Run! Cops!
-
624
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
No!
625
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
-No! No cops!
-Cops!
626
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Delilah: No!
Hi! It's just me!
627
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
I'll turn the music back on
in a sec!
628
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
I just need to say something
and I kinda need
629
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
to say it for everyone!
630
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Um...
631
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
I haven't been
living in shame,
632
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000
but I also haven't
been living
633
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000
the truest version
of myself either.
634
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,000
And, uh, I just want to say
that, from experience,
635
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000
mm, secrets fucking suck.
636
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
And you should just be true
to yourself
637
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000
and own your story, but --
638
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Okay!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
639
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Um, you can go back
to body shots or whatever.
640
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Um, um...
641
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Uh, okay.
642
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Just so everyone knows --
643
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000
this is probably definitely
a coincidence and -- and --
644
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000
and not a racist thing --
but I'm Panda Express Girl!
645
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Okay, thanks! Bye!
646
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Oh, my God!
647
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
-Panda Express Girl?
-I don't know.
648
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,000
-Put the music back on!
-Yeah, right?
649
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
that you judge my shit
650
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,000
at a CVS store
651
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
you weak-ass bitch?
652
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,000
crying on the floor
653
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Mom and Dad
are almost here.
654
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
from BTS
655
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,000
tik tik, tok tok
656
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Yeah, that was
my night, too.
657
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,000
At one point I just had to
lock myself in the bathroom
658
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
and play "Candy Crush."
659
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000
And I hate everyone
except you.
660
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Ugh, I forgot to cancel
tennis tomorrow.
661
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Mark: I think we need
to take a break.
662
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Mom?
663
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:13,000
how anymore
664
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:21,000
back home
665
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Sam: Chester?
Hi.
666
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Are you okay?
667
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Sorry it's the middle
of the night.
668
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
W-Where are you?
669
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
I-I'm just, um...
670
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000
I'm sitting outside.
671
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Are you okay?
672
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Yeah.
673
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
I'm sorry, Sam.
674
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
It's okay.
675
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
It's really okay.
676
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Is it?
677
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Yeah.
678
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Yeah, it is.
679
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Would it be okay if we just
sat
680
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
and didn't say anything?
681
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Yeah.
682
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Are you still there?
683
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Yeah.
684
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Thank you, Sam.
685
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Good night, Chester.
686
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
It's you.
687
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:23,000
I choose
688
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,000
judging me
689
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:48,000
feel like I'm tied to them
690
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:54,000
then go and load the gun
691
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:12,000
feel like I'm tied to them
692
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:17,000
then go and load the gun
693
00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:21,600
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