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You've been using
all my damn sketchpads.
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I don't know
what I'm gonna paint on.
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Yeah, consider it rent.
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It's not rent
It's sketchpads.
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All right, well,
I would like rent.
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hip-hop music
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I keep seeing you.
Who the hell are you?
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Who, Kev?
No, he's just--
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'Cause I'm charging rent
for one person.
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If there's two of you,
I'm charging more.
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Did you not get groceries
yesterday?
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Oh, yeah, I started to,
but then I didn't.
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It's just--I paint,
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and, you know, I'm trying
to get my name out there...
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Word? Yeah, that art world
can be cold.
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[person 1] Damn,
you're either cold, indecent,
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or throwing a tantrum.
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[person 2] Oh, you got
the tantrum today!
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[glass breaking]
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[person 1] Stop it! No!
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Not my grandma's Obama mug!
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Ah, shit! Really?
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The mug? Over Gina?
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[person 2] Yes, over Gina!
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[person 1]
I told you I don't want
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to hear the word "Gina" again!
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[person 2] You just said Gina
motherfucking Gina.
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Gina! Gina!
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[person 1]
It's too early for this shit.
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It really is.
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[person 2]
Don't you walk away from me!
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[shouting]
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[Latin music playing]
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[person singing in Spanish]
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[person 1] If I leave,
I'm taking the cat.
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[person 2] It's my cat!
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[person 1] Why don't we
let her decide, then, huh?
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[person 2]
Why would we let her decide?
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[unintelligible arguing]
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[clears throat]
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[person 1]
You never support my ideas!
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[clears throat]
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[person 1]
You hate your mom!
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[person 2]
Don't tell me what I hate!
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You sound like my mom
when you do that.
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Get back here.
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[person 1] Don't point
that shit at me, woman.
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[person 2] You cheated on me.
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[person 1]
And I admitted that shit--
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-Kevin!
-[arguing continues]
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Yo.
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The fuck?
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How can you sleep through that?
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[Kevin] Sleep through what?
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The new neighbors.
They were yelling before.
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What do you want me to do, man?
Call the cops.
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Kev, look, we got to
reestablish some ground rules.
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I'm out of toothpaste,
toilet paper, trash bags.
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Every time I buy food,
it vanishes.
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Can you just text me?
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No, I can't just text--
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I think this
is better verbally.
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Also, can you not
spam text me overnight?
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It freaks me out when I wake up
to 18 unread messages.
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[Kevin] I talk in short bursts.
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[Dan] Kev, look,
I'm happy that you're here.
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This is you, happy?
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Your shrink sucks.
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I mean, look at this place.
It's a disaster.
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And I'm sorry, I've asked you
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not to use
my Street Fighter blanket.
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All right, well,
it's a blanket, and I was cold.
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And it's not just the blanket.
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You keep using
the monogrammed napkins
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I got from my cousin
Dylan's wedding.
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Monogrammed nap--what, you
about to host a Oscar party?
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They napkins, bro.
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Dylan and I have
the same initials.
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When is he gonna have
spare napkins again?
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Lord knows. I--
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I just need you to add value.
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[Kevin] All right, damn.
Your breath stinks.
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You know what would solve that?
Toothpaste.
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What you want me to do, man?
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Okay, if you want to help,
I finally got an appointment
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to get the Internet
fixed today.
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The guy's supposed to come
any time from ten to one.
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But from experience,
that could be up to 16 hours.
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All right, yeah,
I'll be here.
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But I got
that art dealer dude, Terry,
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coming by to come check
out my work, so...
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So you'll wait for the guy?
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[Kevin] Yeah, I will.
All right.
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But just to be clear, I'm
trying to get off this couch.
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Kev, I don't want you
to get off the couch.
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I want you to do well today
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and achieve your dreams
and then get off the couch.
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-But all the dream stuff first.
-Mm-hmm.
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[Dan] Okay, good, luck, man,
I am rooting for you.
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All right.
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[unintelligible arguing]
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All right.
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What?
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I'm sorry, I would like
the blanket.
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The--the Street Fighter
blanket.
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[door slams]
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[person] Friendship is never
having to say you sorry,
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but you say that shit anyway.
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So, Kevin, you got a buzzer,
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but you still got to walk
downstairs to let people in.
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[laughs]
This place is a real shithole.
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Very edgy upbringing.
I like it.
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Upbringing?
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Yeah, you're, what, 17?
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Hey, yeah,
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but a lot older.
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-Yeah.
-[Kevin] Um...
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thank you for coming by.
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-I appreciate it.
-[Terry] Sure, man.
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I mean, I love helping
young artists break in.
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You know what I mean?
That's what I do.
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You know, I found Titus Kaphar,
you know?
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-Dope.
-You break an artist that big,
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it kind of flies in the face
of the whole
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"trust fund party boy" image
which I know I give off,
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but, really,
I'm much more than that.
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I believe you.
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Oh, my God.
Is this you?
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[Kevin] Yep.
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[laughs]
Ah, this is great.
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See, you're versatile, too.
This is great,
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but in a different way from the
sketch you did of Drew's niece.
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[laughs] Wait,
that's why you reached out?
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-Drew showed you my shit?
-Well, he didn't show it to me.
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I saw him rolling up on it,
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but you captured her
beautifully.
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I don't actually know
what she looks like,
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but the sketch was so good,
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it made me feel like I knew,
you know?
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Yeah, that's real.
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So you think I got a real shot
at making it?
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Absolutely.
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I love this piece.
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It's all about identity
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and the simultaneous
destruction and commodification
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of African American
Black bodies.
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Exactly. You see it.
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Yeah, I know a couple
major gallery owners
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-who would love your work.
-Yeah?
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Yeah.
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'Cause I no idea how to connect
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with the people
who can help me.
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-I just make the art.
-[laughs]
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That's where I come in, my man.
I'm the connector.
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[laughs]
Hey.
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Hey.
[chuckles]
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What's happening?
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Nitrous.
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I tried doing one
in the Uber over here.
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The driver was not having it.
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I'm like, "Dude,
it's just a transient gas
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that they give you
at the dentist,"
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albeit without
medical supervision.
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I hate when people act like
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all drugs aren't medicinal,
you know?
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[loud hissing]
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Hit that.
Hit that.
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-[Kevin] What?
-Hit that. Hit it.
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Fuck is this?
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Aw, aw.
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Shit is good, right?
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Yeah.
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[Terry] I can get you meetings,
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but you're gonna need
a space to show--
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someplace gritty.
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[person 2]
What the hell is this?
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[person 1]
A replacement for Gina.
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[person 2] I don't want
a new one--I want Gina!
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[person 1]
It's a fucking turtle!
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-[person 2] But it's not Gina.
-[person 1] Jesus Christ!
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I'm going back to bed.
I can't win with you, ever!
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-[door slams]
-Grittier than this?
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I mean, like, cool gritty.
This is more depressing gritty.
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If I can get you a meeting
with a curator,
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can you get a space?
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Maybe.
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I haven't eaten in, like,
three days.
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[sighs]
What do you got?
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This is, like,
a pre-intervention fridge.
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Rock bottom's
an empty pickle jar.
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You're close.
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Let's go to a cafรฉ.
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-Right now?
-Yeah.
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You got to help me describe
your work so I can sell you.
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I want to do a deep dive,
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and I'd rather hear it
in your words,
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but I love your range.
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Your work's clearly
heavily inspired.
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You know, we always
try and put an artist in a box,
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but it's the unpredictability
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that keeps the viewer engaged,
in my humble opinion.
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[chuckles]
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Anyway, come on,
let's go eat.
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Look, man, I got to wait
on this Internet dude.
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-[door slams]
-[person 2] You can't avoid me.
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Get your ass out here!
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[person 1] Me avoid you?
Your attachment style
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is dismissive avoidant--
I read the book!
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[person 2] It's not my fault.
It's my trauma!
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-[door slams]
-Yeah.
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I don't like all this yelling
about turtles
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and attachment styles.
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I'm gonna go eat.
You don't have to come.
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I get it if you care more
about the Internet guy
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than your future.
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Wait, hold on.
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I'm gonna get somebody
to cover.
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-[line trilling]
-[Kareem] You got Kareem.
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Yo, bro, can you
do me a favor?
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-[loud thud]
-Yo, man, can we wait outside?
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This shit is freaking me out.
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All right, hey, Kareem, man,
can you come over to the crib?
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[person 1]
It's an experience!
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[person 2]
I swear to God,
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every day you get dumber
and dumber.
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[person 1] Take that back!
Take it back right now!
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You're gaslighting me!
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[person 2] You don't even know
what that word means!
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[person 1] Yes, I do!
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You almost convinced me
I didn't know!
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Even that's a gaslight!
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Domestic disputes
before lunchtime?
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And a turtle in the hallway.
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This is a crazy-ass building.
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[arguing continues]
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Hmm.
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Mm. Eh.
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[person 1] You are the devil!
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My friends
don't even like you!
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Goddamn struggle house.
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[hip-hop music playing]
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"Dear son,
in case you ran out,
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I got you more
of my Ashwagandha
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for your dick problem.
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I know you said your problem
wasn't dick-related,
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but just in case
you was lying...
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Love, Mom and Dad.
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P.S. Your building
has a turtle infestation."
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[stomach gurgles]
[grunts]
250
00:09:53,944 --> 00:09:56,030
What did I just eat?
251
00:09:56,071 --> 00:09:58,490
Bad-milk-having motherfucker.
252
00:09:58,532 --> 00:10:00,451
[grunts]
253
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,706
I can't believe them boys
254
00:10:05,748 --> 00:10:08,584
ain't got a goddamn square
of toilet paper!
255
00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:12,338
[person 1] You didn't want him,
so I put him in the hallway.
256
00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,132
[person 2] He's gone now!
I looked everywhere!
257
00:10:15,174 --> 00:10:16,300
Nah.
258
00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,431
Okay, D.J.
259
00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:26,268
[doorbell buzzing]
260
00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:28,562
Oh, damn! That's the Internet!
261
00:10:28,604 --> 00:10:30,147
One minute!
I'm gonna be right out!
262
00:10:30,189 --> 00:10:33,859
-Don't go anywhere, Internet!
-[buzzing continues]
263
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,945
warm music
264
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:39,990
Sorry I'm late.
The Internet's out.
265
00:10:40,032 --> 00:10:41,950
I'm on my dumb hotspot
that's tougher to--
266
00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:43,118
[Dr. Flowers]
I don't care, be late.
267
00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,578
This is your
damn therapy session.
268
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,121
Cut in, cut out.
It's your time.
269
00:10:46,163 --> 00:10:47,873
Go to sleep
if you want to, okay?
270
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:48,957
You know I don't care.
271
00:10:48,999 --> 00:10:50,793
Kevin left
and missed the technician.
272
00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:53,337
Who's Kevin?
273
00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:54,672
Oh, ah.
274
00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:56,048
Couch dude.
275
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,800
[Dan] Uh, yeah,
well, his name is actually--
276
00:10:57,841 --> 00:10:59,593
And who's Jen?
277
00:10:59,635 --> 00:11:01,011
[Dan] Jess.
278
00:11:01,053 --> 00:11:03,055
Oh, yeah, I have her down
here as "boss bitch."
279
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,099
Can you write down her real
name, 'cause it's Jess--
280
00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:07,059
No, Dan, I already wrote down
"boss bitch."
281
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,352
Come on,
don't make me waste ink.
282
00:11:08,394 --> 00:11:09,728
Okay, okay.
Boss bitch.
283
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,230
All right, so what--
She Black?
284
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,023
-Latina.
-Mmm.
285
00:11:13,065 --> 00:11:14,733
You know my husband's
Puerto Rican.
286
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,069
That's cool.
Yeah, a lot of people are.
287
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,987
Anyway, we had one night
where we started to hook up,
288
00:11:19,029 --> 00:11:21,740
but then I fell asleep,
and then a couple days later,
289
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,617
she said she wants
to keep it professional.
290
00:11:23,659 --> 00:11:25,828
But I don't know,
291
00:11:25,869 --> 00:11:27,746
I think she might
still like me.
292
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,249
Nah, you blew it.
All right?
293
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,875
And at this point,
you're just wasting time.
294
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,544
You're wasting her time,
wasting your time,
295
00:11:33,585 --> 00:11:34,586
and you wasting my time.
296
00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:36,046
I didn't even want
to get into Jess.
297
00:11:36,088 --> 00:11:38,632
I meant to talk
about couch dude.
298
00:11:38,674 --> 00:11:41,135
-There's tension.
-So kick his ass out!
299
00:11:41,176 --> 00:11:42,553
No, I don't want to do that.
300
00:11:42,594 --> 00:11:44,388
Yeah, 'cause you
can't be alone.
301
00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:45,597
Kevin is different.
302
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:46,807
We've been close
since we were kids,
303
00:11:46,849 --> 00:11:48,559
he wanted to move to New York
to pursue his art,
304
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,935
-and I wanted to help.
-Ah.
305
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:53,439
There go Dan "can't be alone,
white superhero,
306
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,773
Captain Save a Nigga."
307
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,150
That's not my nickname.
I--
308
00:11:56,191 --> 00:11:58,944
I'm just being nice
to an old friend.
309
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,697
Mm-hmm, well, I'm gonna make
a note for you to consider,
310
00:12:01,739 --> 00:12:03,741
like, why you are exclusively
311
00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:06,160
around Black people.
312
00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:08,829
Now, the first word that comes
to mind is "fetishizer,"
313
00:12:08,871 --> 00:12:11,957
and the second word
is "colonizer."
314
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,877
I mean, that's not,
like, a choice.
315
00:12:14,918 --> 00:12:16,170
Or it's not thing
I'm seeking.
316
00:12:16,211 --> 00:12:17,296
I don't--I don't know.
It just happened.
317
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,256
Oh, yeah?
Dan, are you crazy?
318
00:12:19,298 --> 00:12:21,049
Let's count them down,
all right?
319
00:12:21,091 --> 00:12:22,801
You got Kenny the couch nigga,
320
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,928
you got your step-daddy,
you got this little girl
321
00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:26,972
you keep giving A's to
for whatever reason,
322
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,766
you got the drug dealer.
323
00:12:28,807 --> 00:12:31,435
You work at an almost
all-Black school.
324
00:12:31,477 --> 00:12:33,896
Then there's me.
Now, I know why you need me.
325
00:12:33,937 --> 00:12:36,648
But the rest of these niggas,
Dan, they got to go.
326
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:37,816
Now that you point it out,
327
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,359
it me a pattern
from when I was younger.
328
00:12:39,401 --> 00:12:40,944
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
shit, hey.
329
00:12:40,986 --> 00:12:42,446
Consider this shit
on your own time.
330
00:12:42,488 --> 00:12:43,614
The last thing I want to do
331
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,908
is sit here listening
to your ass brainstorm.
332
00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:47,201
Go figure it out
and then come back.
333
00:12:47,242 --> 00:12:49,036
-Okay, understood.
-And you know what?
334
00:12:49,077 --> 00:12:51,747
I'm shocked that the boss
bitch you ain't fucking
335
00:12:51,789 --> 00:12:52,873
ain't Black.
336
00:12:52,915 --> 00:12:54,208
I mean, she is brown,
for the record.
337
00:12:54,249 --> 00:12:56,752
-Could we just discuss Kevin?
-Sure.
338
00:12:56,794 --> 00:12:58,754
Let's talk about why
you said yes
339
00:12:58,796 --> 00:13:00,339
when he asked to stay
with you.
340
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,841
I-I asked him to stay.
341
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,051
What?
342
00:13:04,092 --> 00:13:05,803
You invited him?
343
00:13:05,844 --> 00:13:07,471
Yeah, it's not in his nature
to ask for help.
344
00:13:07,513 --> 00:13:10,098
Uh, no, but it is
in your corny-ass nature
345
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,892
to invite somebody
to stay with you
346
00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:14,686
and then resent them
for being there.
347
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,855
Why is that, Dan?
Examine.
348
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,608
I--we-we have a connection
349
00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:21,568
since, like, 8th grade,
you know?
350
00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:22,945
Like, when he was over
at my house,
351
00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:25,113
it was just--
he wasn't my protector exactly,
352
00:13:25,155 --> 00:13:27,241
but shit was just
less ugly with him around.
353
00:13:27,282 --> 00:13:29,451
And now it's ugly
with him around.
354
00:13:29,493 --> 00:13:30,536
Not ugly, exactly.
355
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,287
I'm just feeling like...
356
00:13:32,329 --> 00:13:34,665
I'm just feeling like
he's not appreciating me
357
00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:35,916
or anything I might need.
358
00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:37,793
Like, it sounds little,
but all this shit adds up.
359
00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:39,211
Like, we're out of everything.
360
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:42,130
Oh, so you like having people
around that you can control,
361
00:13:42,172 --> 00:13:44,591
huh, Dictator Dan?
362
00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,301
No, that's--
All these nicknames.
363
00:13:46,343 --> 00:13:48,387
I'm neither a superhero
nor a dictator.
364
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,556
I'm just guy
who's trying to figure--
365
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,100
No, you're a guy who likes
to fight losing battles
366
00:13:53,141 --> 00:13:55,644
and then resent it
when it's not perfect.
367
00:13:55,686 --> 00:13:57,145
And it never is!
368
00:13:57,187 --> 00:13:59,857
Life never is!
369
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,027
That's actually
really insightful.
370
00:14:04,069 --> 00:14:05,821
You got a lot of nerve
to act like
371
00:14:05,863 --> 00:14:07,322
you surprised at my expertise.
372
00:14:07,364 --> 00:14:09,825
You know what?
This what you need.
373
00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,243
You need a white therapist.
374
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,162
Mm-hmm, no, you need somebody
to give you that bullshit,
375
00:14:14,204 --> 00:14:16,707
that--that, "Oh, my God, Dan,
how you doing?
376
00:14:16,748 --> 00:14:19,585
How are your parents?"
All that shit bores me, okay?
377
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,670
And if you want to pay more
to get coddled...
378
00:14:21,712 --> 00:14:23,005
[scoffs]
...be my guest.
379
00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:24,840
I don't want to be coddled,
and I don't want to pay more.
380
00:14:24,882 --> 00:14:26,133
-Okay, so real talk.
-Okay.
381
00:14:26,174 --> 00:14:27,301
All right?
382
00:14:27,342 --> 00:14:29,553
You are in a endless cycle
383
00:14:29,595 --> 00:14:31,805
of, like, false superiority
384
00:14:31,847 --> 00:14:33,390
and self-loathing, all right?
385
00:14:33,432 --> 00:14:36,268
Stand up for yourself
and kick the motherfucker out.
386
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,771
Just see what it feels like
to have balls for once, Dan!
387
00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,231
Ball--
388
00:14:43,901 --> 00:14:45,903
-[door opens]
-Dr. Flowers?
389
00:14:45,944 --> 00:14:47,154
Yerr!
390
00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:49,156
Hey, yo, there's a turtle
in the stairwell, you seen it?
391
00:14:49,197 --> 00:14:51,575
[person 2]
Goddamn rush to fight!
392
00:14:51,617 --> 00:14:52,868
You are a lunatic!
393
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:54,286
[person 1] We can't keep
putting off ICE
394
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,538
until the next day!
395
00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:57,414
She got a point.
396
00:14:57,456 --> 00:14:59,041
[person 2]
Oh, God! Tomorrow, please!
397
00:14:59,082 --> 00:15:03,587
Let's just discuss this
tomorrow.
398
00:15:03,629 --> 00:15:06,590
[person 1] But I'm still mad
at you for other things.
399
00:15:06,632 --> 00:15:07,799
Bro, I miss Lester.
400
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,885
Yo, Kev, can you
help me understand
401
00:15:09,927 --> 00:15:12,930
this note I found
when I got home?
402
00:15:12,971 --> 00:15:15,390
"Sorry we missed you."
403
00:15:16,725 --> 00:15:18,268
Dude, I asked for your help,
404
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:21,188
and now, look,
therapy's frozen.
405
00:15:21,229 --> 00:15:24,650
I mean, I left,
but I called Kareem over.
406
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:25,901
I don't know what happened.
407
00:15:25,943 --> 00:15:27,486
Oh, big shock,
Kareem fucked up.
408
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,655
He never even set up Internet
at my mom's place.
409
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,323
She says he's an AM radio guy.
410
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,617
Dude, I waited on hold
for hours for that appointment.
411
00:15:33,659 --> 00:15:35,202
I need this for work.
412
00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:36,787
I'm sorry, Dan.
Shit.
413
00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:38,205
What you want me to do?
Fuck.
414
00:15:38,246 --> 00:15:40,874
I'm sorry--
I was seizing an opportunity,
415
00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:42,376
that thing that you
encouraged me to do,
416
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:43,877
and instead of asking me
how it went,
417
00:15:43,919 --> 00:15:45,963
you yelling about Internet.
418
00:15:47,923 --> 00:15:50,550
Okay, yeah.
I'm sorry.
419
00:15:50,592 --> 00:15:52,219
How'd it go?
420
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:55,013
I don't know.
I think it went well.
421
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:58,558
Terry said he might link me
with this curator, but...
422
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,353
I couldn't really tell
what he was saying sometimes.
423
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,982
I think it was the nitrous.
He was high as shit.
424
00:16:05,023 --> 00:16:07,484
Why were you doing nitrous
in a business--
425
00:16:07,526 --> 00:16:08,402
What?
426
00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:10,904
Bruh, you pop a Xanny
to wake up in the morning.
427
00:16:10,946 --> 00:16:12,197
Don't judge.
428
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,324
And I wasn't doing it.
It was Terry.
429
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,285
I'm not mad at this.
430
00:16:17,327 --> 00:16:19,121
I like a break.
431
00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:22,833
One sec, Dr. Flowers.
I'd like some privacy.
432
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,211
Stop giving him so much Xanax.
433
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,171
-[door closes]
-[Dan] Did you see that?
434
00:16:28,213 --> 00:16:31,633
He's totally unappreciative
of me, my needs,
435
00:16:31,675 --> 00:16:34,219
and I totally support Kevin,
and he doesn't care at all.
436
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,470
[Kevin] That's not true.
437
00:16:35,512 --> 00:16:38,473
[Dr. Flowers] Uh, Kenny,
bring your Black ass in here.
438
00:16:38,515 --> 00:16:39,766
-[door opens]
-We don't--
439
00:16:39,808 --> 00:16:41,893
We don't need Kevin to--
we don't need Kevin to come in.
440
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:42,853
Really?
441
00:16:42,894 --> 00:16:43,937
Yeah, really!
442
00:16:43,979 --> 00:16:45,188
You can't complain
about the nigga,
443
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,440
let him defend himself.
444
00:16:46,481 --> 00:16:48,191
Okay, he says
I don't care about him,
445
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,234
but that's not true.
446
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,403
He act like I don't buy
healthy food for him,
447
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,281
-That's--bread isn't healthy.
-In small amounts it is.
448
00:16:54,322 --> 00:16:56,825
He act like
I don't get drugs for him.
449
00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:59,953
He act like I don't support
his sad-ass coaching dream.
450
00:16:59,995 --> 00:17:02,080
I do a lot.
In my opinion, I do a lot.
451
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,582
I just feel like
I deserve more.
452
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,959
I just want some basic respect
and consideration.
453
00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:07,419
Bro, I show it in real ways.
454
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,629
Dan on some bullshit about
toothpaste and trash bags.
455
00:17:09,671 --> 00:17:11,298
You chose
the wrong white friend.
456
00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:12,924
But don't worry
about it, okay?
457
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,176
I can fix this
in five minutes,
458
00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:17,054
if Dan would kindly get
his head from up his ass.
459
00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:19,014
-Right.
-Now listen up--
460
00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:24,061
[Dan] Dr. Flowers?
461
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,395
Hey, yo, can you hear us?
462
00:17:25,437 --> 00:17:26,897
No, she can't.
It's frozen.
463
00:17:26,938 --> 00:17:27,939
-[sighs]
-How you know?
464
00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:29,649
That's just how
technology works.
465
00:17:29,691 --> 00:17:32,527
-Control, alt, delete.
-No, what are you doing?
466
00:17:32,569 --> 00:17:34,488
Look, we don't even need her
to fix this shit.
467
00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,865
It's so minor,
we could do it ourselves.
468
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:39,284
Fine. I feel like
you don't appreciate
469
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,577
any of the shit
I've done for you.
470
00:17:40,619 --> 00:17:42,496
Okay, and I feel like
you wanting credit
471
00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:45,373
every five seconds make me
feel like you keeping score.
472
00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:47,709
Bro, I've been there for you
since we was kids.
473
00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:48,752
What, like I owe you?
474
00:17:48,794 --> 00:17:50,504
Like, you saved my life
a million years ago,
475
00:17:50,545 --> 00:17:52,089
and now I'm indebted
to you forever?
476
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,173
I'm not saying you indebted
to me,
477
00:17:53,215 --> 00:17:54,466
but you could be showing
some appreciation.
478
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,009
You're showing me zero, dude,
479
00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:57,469
and you're staying here
for nothing.
480
00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:00,388
I didn't ask you
to sleep on your couch.
481
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,224
You the one that said,
"Follow your dreams."
482
00:18:02,265 --> 00:18:03,767
You the one that said,
"Come sleep on my couch."
483
00:18:03,809 --> 00:18:06,520
You the one that said that I
could stay as long as I needed.
484
00:18:06,561 --> 00:18:08,105
-Okay.
-You said that.
485
00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:09,439
I said that,
and I believed that,
486
00:18:09,481 --> 00:18:11,358
but then you could at least try
to make my life easier,
487
00:18:11,399 --> 00:18:13,401
but the shit you're doing
makes my life more difficult.
488
00:18:13,443 --> 00:18:15,862
Bro, you're biggest problem
is the Internet.
489
00:18:15,904 --> 00:18:17,864
I'm trying to figure out
my whole life.
490
00:18:17,906 --> 00:18:19,032
Yeah, so am I,
491
00:18:19,074 --> 00:18:20,534
and it's tough to do when
I'm worried about bullshit.
492
00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:23,286
And to be honest, I'm worried
about bigger shit, too.
493
00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:24,579
Like that Drew tornado
494
00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:26,373
that's just been unleashed
on our lives.
495
00:18:26,414 --> 00:18:28,291
I lied to Jess,
I've given Zayna A's,
496
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,794
I've risked my job,
I'm scared of this guy,
497
00:18:30,836 --> 00:18:32,337
and I'm at the game,
and I look up in the stands
498
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,172
and see you sitting with him
like you're best friends.
499
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,507
Bro, Drew is not that bad.
500
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,218
He is that bad.
He's a dangerous drug dealer.
501
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:39,553
And every time
we can get away from him,
502
00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:41,847
you seem to do something
to bring us closer.
503
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,056
I'm telling you, dude,
504
00:18:43,098 --> 00:18:44,766
if you hang around bad people
long enough,
505
00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:46,059
bad shit is gonna happen.
506
00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:47,811
Bad shit happen
around good people, too.
507
00:18:47,853 --> 00:18:48,812
You're not making sense.
508
00:18:48,854 --> 00:18:51,231
He almost killed you.
Do you remember that?
509
00:18:51,273 --> 00:18:52,774
I remember.
The fuck--
510
00:18:52,816 --> 00:18:53,692
So can you give me
511
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,861
one redeemable quality
about this guy?
512
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:56,778
One.
513
00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:58,697
He linked me with Terry.
514
00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:01,158
What?
515
00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:04,035
Yeah, Drew liked my art,
and he linked me with Terry.
516
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:07,455
I'm not saying he a saint,
but he not all bad.
517
00:19:07,497 --> 00:19:09,875
You took help from Drew?
518
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,418
You never ask for my help.
519
00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:13,837
'Cause I'm living
on your couch already
520
00:19:13,879 --> 00:19:15,630
and you keep score.
521
00:19:15,672 --> 00:19:17,174
If I ask for your help,
you gonna be like,
522
00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:18,466
"I did this for you,
I did that for you.
523
00:19:18,508 --> 00:19:20,802
And I--"
Like, that's what you do.
524
00:19:20,844 --> 00:19:22,095
[Dr. Flowers belches]
525
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,723
What'd I miss?
I bet nothing.
526
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,765
You actually
did miss something.
527
00:19:25,807 --> 00:19:27,642
It turns out Kevin
met this art dealer
528
00:19:27,684 --> 00:19:30,145
through the drug dealer
who's been menacing both of us.
529
00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:31,938
-So what?
-Exactly.
530
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:34,482
[person 2] Every time I try to
make you happy, it backfires!
531
00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:35,817
Forget it,
I'm done with this shit,
532
00:19:35,859 --> 00:19:38,403
I'm gonna tell them
the truth at the hearing.
533
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,238
Who the hell is that?
534
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,824
-[Dan] It's our neighbors.
-What hearing?
535
00:19:42,866 --> 00:19:43,909
[Dan] I don't know.
536
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,785
Can we get that fix to
our problem that you mentioned?
537
00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:47,329
Shh, shh, shh.
Shut up, Dan.
538
00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:48,413
I'm hearing
some good shit here.
539
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,581
[person 1] You do that,
540
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,708
and I'll tell them
I paid you to marry me!
541
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,878
[Dr. Flowers]
Ooh. Ooh!
542
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,880
Thank you, Jesus!
543
00:19:56,922 --> 00:19:59,299
Finally, some better shit
than yours.
544
00:19:59,341 --> 00:20:02,177
This sound like a green card
case is a-brewing over there.
545
00:20:02,219 --> 00:20:03,511
That's some heavy shit now.
546
00:20:03,553 --> 00:20:06,348
[person 2] Motherfucker,
you still owe me eight grand!
547
00:20:06,389 --> 00:20:08,099
You think I don't know
what you doing.
548
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:09,684
You trying to
make me love you
549
00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,561
so you don't got
to pay me the rest!
550
00:20:11,603 --> 00:20:13,146
[person 1]
I'd rather get deported
551
00:20:13,188 --> 00:20:14,648
than do this shit
one more second.
552
00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:17,150
[person 2] And jail would be
a step up for me.
553
00:20:17,192 --> 00:20:18,401
Take me over there, Dan.
554
00:20:18,443 --> 00:20:20,695
I don't think we should
get involved, Dr. Flowers.
555
00:20:20,737 --> 00:20:22,239
[Dr. Flowers]
I'm getting involved.
556
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,115
This is some serious shit.
It's heavy now.
557
00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:25,617
You come, too, Kenny.
558
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,869
Wait, why-why do you want
Kenny to come?
559
00:20:27,911 --> 00:20:29,829
'Cause you're
my golden goose, Dan.
560
00:20:29,871 --> 00:20:31,873
Kenny, bring your ass
to protect him.
561
00:20:31,915 --> 00:20:33,625
He gonna need a Black body
over there
562
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,919
to absorb the impact.
563
00:20:42,884 --> 00:20:43,843
Yo, clown!
564
00:20:43,885 --> 00:20:46,221
I can't knock on the door my--
Can you knock?
565
00:20:46,263 --> 00:20:47,472
[knock at door]
566
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,224
Jeez, I got to tell
this nigga everything.
567
00:20:49,266 --> 00:20:50,642
-What?
-Hi, my name is Dan--
568
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,644
Yeah, I know you.
You live next door.
569
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,187
You're a teacher
and wannabe coach.
570
00:20:54,229 --> 00:20:56,398
-I actually did coach a game.
-And you.
571
00:20:56,439 --> 00:20:59,776
You watch porn loud
during the day.
572
00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:01,945
True.
573
00:21:02,654 --> 00:21:04,447
Well, it's great
to meet in person.
574
00:21:04,489 --> 00:21:06,199
Uh, my therapist
would like a word with you.
575
00:21:06,241 --> 00:21:08,201
Yo, sis, go get your man,
576
00:21:08,243 --> 00:21:10,203
I want to help y'all out.
577
00:21:10,245 --> 00:21:12,122
Help me out?
Okay, sis.
578
00:21:12,163 --> 00:21:14,374
Um, hey!
579
00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:15,500
Come here for a second.
580
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:19,129
Neighbor's got his shrink
on the laptop.
581
00:21:23,341 --> 00:21:25,760
Yeah, I got a deep voice.
582
00:21:25,802 --> 00:21:27,012
What?
583
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,305
Uh...
584
00:21:28,346 --> 00:21:29,556
This is Dr. Flowers.
She has a degree.
585
00:21:29,597 --> 00:21:32,100
All right, Dan,
shut the fuck up.
586
00:21:32,142 --> 00:21:34,769
I'm sorry, excuse me, y'all.
He don't really know me.
587
00:21:34,811 --> 00:21:36,438
But I'm here
to help y'all, okay?
588
00:21:36,479 --> 00:21:38,690
Now, I need the four of y'all
to listen up.
589
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:40,608
Now, it's very simple
what y'all got going on.
590
00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:43,403
It's very similar, too.
It's a classic power struggle.
591
00:21:43,445 --> 00:21:45,947
This is when one tries
to make the other one happy,
592
00:21:45,989 --> 00:21:48,325
but then it doesn't work out,
and you resent it
593
00:21:48,366 --> 00:21:50,702
because it didn't go the way
you expected it.
594
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:51,870
Now, you see these two?
595
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,247
These two are fucking morons,
all right?
596
00:21:54,289 --> 00:21:55,373
They ain't got no stakes.
597
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,083
They problems are simple
and dumb,
598
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:57,959
just like them.
599
00:21:58,001 --> 00:21:59,794
But you two,
your shit is major.
600
00:21:59,836 --> 00:22:02,922
Yeah, you got some green card
shit on the line.
601
00:22:02,964 --> 00:22:04,090
This is real-life shit.
602
00:22:04,132 --> 00:22:06,343
I need y'all to let me in
so I can help y'all,
603
00:22:06,384 --> 00:22:07,719
you understand?
604
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,554
At least let me help y'all
make it through this hearing.
605
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:10,555
She right.
606
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,057
Yeah, I know I'm right.
607
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,851
Look, sister,
we got to talk some, like,
608
00:22:14,893 --> 00:22:17,520
real sensitive legal shit,
you know what I'm saying?
609
00:22:17,562 --> 00:22:19,439
And I don't want these
herbs overhearing,
610
00:22:19,481 --> 00:22:20,899
so why don't we go somewhere
611
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,026
where we can talk in private,
all right?
612
00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:25,653
Come on, Dan,
put me over there to her.
613
00:22:25,695 --> 00:22:28,490
Come on, Dan.
Dan!
614
00:22:28,531 --> 00:22:30,200
[cat screeches]
615
00:22:30,241 --> 00:22:32,535
-Jolene, back!
-[door slams]
616
00:22:32,577 --> 00:22:33,661
Jolene.
617
00:22:33,703 --> 00:22:35,330
The cat name is they password.
618
00:22:35,372 --> 00:22:37,332
-Oh, shit.
-Yeah, we in.
619
00:22:37,374 --> 00:22:38,416
That's fucking great.
620
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,751
All you need
is your laptop back.
621
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:42,504
That's great.
Oh, man, thank you.
622
00:22:42,545 --> 00:22:45,256
Yep. It's a value add.
Count it.
623
00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:46,841
-I count it.
-[cell phone buzzes]
624
00:22:46,883 --> 00:22:50,136
Oh, Terry came through, man.
It's happening.
625
00:22:50,178 --> 00:22:52,138
Yo, that's great.
Congrats.
626
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,848
-Thank you, bro.
-Yeah.
627
00:22:53,890 --> 00:22:56,476
[clicks tongue] Yeah, I still
don't have a spot, though.
628
00:22:56,518 --> 00:22:58,395
Just ask your friend, Drew.
629
00:22:59,562 --> 00:23:02,482
Bro, come on, man, you want me
to get off your couch, right?
630
00:23:02,524 --> 00:23:05,193
Wait, is this you
asking for help?
631
00:23:07,237 --> 00:23:08,863
-Yeah.
-You know what?
632
00:23:08,905 --> 00:23:10,698
There's this multipurpose room
at school.
633
00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:12,492
It's been closed to students
since last year,
634
00:23:12,534 --> 00:23:13,827
since they caught kids
drinking in there.
635
00:23:13,868 --> 00:23:16,079
Now it's just a room
where teachers drink sometimes.
636
00:23:16,121 --> 00:23:17,539
I could sneak you in.
637
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:19,207
You'd do that?
638
00:23:19,249 --> 00:23:21,418
Yeah, for sure.
639
00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:24,087
-I appreciate you, man.
-Yeah.
640
00:23:24,129 --> 00:23:26,381
I'm gonna go take a shit.
641
00:23:26,423 --> 00:23:28,925
You bought toilet paper, right?
642
00:23:28,967 --> 00:23:30,385
No.
643
00:23:32,053 --> 00:23:34,597
"Dick problem."
What the fuck, Kareem?
644
00:23:34,639 --> 00:23:36,224
[cell phone buzzing]
645
00:23:36,266 --> 00:23:38,268
Jesus Christ.
646
00:23:39,561 --> 00:23:41,688
-Yo, Danny.
-Yeah?
647
00:23:41,729 --> 00:23:43,857
-Yo, I fixed them.
-That's great.
648
00:23:43,898 --> 00:23:45,400
Mm-hmm, it only took me
five minutes
649
00:23:45,442 --> 00:23:46,734
to solve they damn problem.
650
00:23:46,776 --> 00:23:48,778
You're the only nut
I can't crack.
651
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:50,488
I think we're making
good progress.
652
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,323
[scoffs]
No, we're not.
653
00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:53,408
Oh.
654
00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:54,742
Matter of fact,
we going in reverse,
655
00:23:54,784 --> 00:23:57,245
but I'm making money,
so I'm gonna keep you on.
656
00:23:57,287 --> 00:23:58,371
Okay.
657
00:23:58,413 --> 00:24:00,415
Listen, I got them as
a client, both of them.
658
00:24:00,457 --> 00:24:02,625
-So don't worry about it.
-Okay, cool.
659
00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:04,419
And I'm only gonna
charge you double
660
00:24:04,461 --> 00:24:06,004
'cause you brought Kenny
with you.
661
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,505
And you can go ahead
and Venmo me the money.
662
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,007
-I need it right now.
-You brought Kenny in.
663
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,301
Why do I have to pay
for two sessions?
664
00:24:11,342 --> 00:24:12,844
I-I brought Kenny in?
665
00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:15,013
You talk about this nigga
night and day.
666
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,473
I brought him in?
667
00:24:16,514 --> 00:24:17,807
-You know what?
-Okay, okay.
668
00:24:17,849 --> 00:24:19,809
Don't fucking talk about him
no more, then, okay?
669
00:24:19,851 --> 00:24:21,644
You not gonna do this to me,
all right?
670
00:24:21,686 --> 00:24:22,896
I'm not gonna be
your whipping post, all right?
671
00:24:22,937 --> 00:24:24,063
I'll call
that drug dealer nigga
672
00:24:24,105 --> 00:24:25,356
and have him
do something to you.
673
00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:26,524
Don't do--
674
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:27,901
I know all the Black people
in the world.
675
00:24:27,942 --> 00:24:29,652
You'll have a Million Man
March all over your ass.
676
00:24:29,694 --> 00:24:31,279
Don't do that.
Okay, sorry.
677
00:24:31,321 --> 00:24:32,155
-Yeah?
678
00:24:32,197 --> 00:24:33,740
You think this is a scarf?
It's not.
679
00:24:33,781 --> 00:24:36,117
It's a fucking noose,
'cause I'm gonna kill myself
680
00:24:36,159 --> 00:24:37,702
if you don't
get your shit together.
681
00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:38,786
Sorry, okay.
I got it.
682
00:24:38,828 --> 00:24:40,330
And what you
may want to do is,
683
00:24:40,371 --> 00:24:41,706
you may want to get
your ass up
684
00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,500
and go the fuck over there
and get your laptop, nigga,
685
00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:44,542
'cause I swear
they about to pawn it.
686
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:45,793
Okay.
Thank you, Dr. Flowers.
687
00:24:45,835 --> 00:24:46,961
-Sorry.
-Nigga, just go!
688
00:24:47,003 --> 00:24:48,671
What the fuck?
You'll see me again.
689
00:24:48,713 --> 00:24:50,548
You think it's my funeral?
Shit, longest goodbye ever--
690
00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,717
Okay, see you next week,
Dr. Flowers.
691
00:24:55,637 --> 00:24:59,349
[person 1] Oh, fuck me,
you Dominican goddess!
692
00:24:59,390 --> 00:25:01,100
I'll just get it later.
693
00:25:01,142 --> 00:25:02,519
[toilet flushing]
694
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,730
Bruh, your napkins
don't say D.J. anymore.
695
00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:07,232
I don't know who did it.
It wasn't me.
696
00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:10,860
I'm gonna just let you know,
so don't start blaming.
697
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,036
Okay, so the gallery owner,
he can sneak through this door
698
00:25:20,078 --> 00:25:21,829
I'm gonna leave propped open,
all right?
699
00:25:21,871 --> 00:25:23,790
The multipurpose room
is on the third floor.
700
00:25:23,831 --> 00:25:25,416
It's open until noon, okay?
701
00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:26,709
All right.
Are you sure it's all right?
702
00:25:26,751 --> 00:25:28,670
Yeah, of course.
You're using it for a purpose.
703
00:25:28,711 --> 00:25:30,838
That's literally what
the multipurpose room is for.
704
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,549
Just have your meeting,
then sneak out.
705
00:25:32,590 --> 00:25:35,385
-All right, thanks, dude.
-Of course. Good luck, man.
706
00:25:39,597 --> 00:25:41,432
[school bell rings]
707
00:25:41,474 --> 00:25:43,017
[Dan]
You guys psyched to learn?
708
00:25:43,059 --> 00:25:44,143
Let's get to it.
709
00:25:44,185 --> 00:25:46,813
Okay, now, this
is a Bunsen burner,
710
00:25:46,854 --> 00:25:49,232
named after Nathaniel Bunsen,
711
00:25:49,274 --> 00:25:51,192
who became the first man
712
00:25:51,234 --> 00:25:53,945
to die from a Bunsen Burner.
713
00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:56,614
[person] Emergency, the school
is on lockdown.
714
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:58,241
-Code white.
-Okay, everyone.
715
00:25:58,283 --> 00:26:00,743
In a calm and orderly fashion,
let's all line up.
716
00:26:00,785 --> 00:26:02,787
[indistinct chatter]
717
00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:04,998
[person] Do not move
until further notice.
718
00:26:05,039 --> 00:26:08,293
Of course, never mind.
Let's sit down.
719
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:09,586
It's all okay.
720
00:26:10,753 --> 00:26:14,048
Don't pray for me,
just press play for me
721
00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:17,594
Don't cry for me, just
put one in the sky for me
722
00:26:17,635 --> 00:26:20,555
Honestly, if you lie,
you die to me
723
00:26:22,974 --> 00:26:26,436
Don't pray for me,
just press play for me
724
00:26:26,477 --> 00:26:29,939
Don't cry for me, just
put one in the sky for me
725
00:26:29,981 --> 00:26:33,401
Honestly, if you lie,
you die to me
726
00:26:34,986 --> 00:26:38,156
My problems is real,
m-m-my problems is real
727
00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:39,657
I tried to run
from my problems
728
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,117
Until I bloodied my heels
729
00:26:41,159 --> 00:26:43,953
My problems is real,
m-m-my problems is real
730
00:26:43,995 --> 00:26:45,705
I tried to run
from my problems
731
00:26:45,747 --> 00:26:47,123
Until I bloodied my heels
732
00:26:47,165 --> 00:26:50,335
I swallow my courage,
and then I swallow my fears
733
00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:52,462
And then I swallow
every ounce left
734
00:26:52,503 --> 00:26:54,130
In the bottle that's near
735
00:26:54,172 --> 00:26:56,591
I'm deep in my feels,
my right hand on the wheel
736
00:26:56,633 --> 00:26:59,969
I know they say drugs kill,
but so do cops, who cares?
737
00:27:00,011 --> 00:27:03,014
This shit straight ill
738
00:27:03,064 --> 00:27:07,614
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