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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,643 --> 00:00:02,395 You've been using all my damn sketchpads. 2 00:00:02,437 --> 00:00:03,730 I don't know what I'm gonna paint on. 3 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:04,814 Yeah, consider it rent. 4 00:00:04,856 --> 00:00:06,899 It's not rent It's sketchpads. 5 00:00:06,941 --> 00:00:08,109 All right, well, I would like rent. 6 00:00:08,151 --> 00:00:09,610 hip-hop music 7 00:00:09,652 --> 00:00:11,988 I keep seeing you. Who the hell are you? 8 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:13,114 Who, Kev? No, he's just-- 9 00:00:13,156 --> 00:00:14,323 'Cause I'm charging rent for one person. 10 00:00:14,365 --> 00:00:15,908 If there's two of you, I'm charging more. 11 00:00:15,950 --> 00:00:17,160 Did you not get groceries yesterday? 12 00:00:17,201 --> 00:00:20,204 Oh, yeah, I started to, but then I didn't. 13 00:00:20,246 --> 00:00:22,540 It's just--I paint, 14 00:00:22,582 --> 00:00:25,126 and, you know, I'm trying to get my name out there... 15 00:00:25,168 --> 00:00:27,545 Word? Yeah, that art world can be cold. 16 00:00:34,343 --> 00:00:36,888 [person 1] Damn, you're either cold, indecent, 17 00:00:36,929 --> 00:00:38,097 or throwing a tantrum. 18 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:41,142 [person 2] Oh, you got the tantrum today! 19 00:00:41,184 --> 00:00:42,268 [glass breaking] 20 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:44,062 [person 1] Stop it! No! 21 00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:47,065 Not my grandma's Obama mug! 22 00:00:47,106 --> 00:00:49,150 Ah, shit! Really? 23 00:00:49,192 --> 00:00:51,027 The mug? Over Gina? 24 00:00:51,069 --> 00:00:52,945 [person 2] Yes, over Gina! 25 00:00:52,987 --> 00:00:54,405 [person 1] I told you I don't want 26 00:00:54,447 --> 00:00:57,200 to hear the word "Gina" again! 27 00:00:57,241 --> 00:00:59,994 [person 2] You just said Gina motherfucking Gina. 28 00:01:00,036 --> 00:01:01,120 Gina! Gina! 29 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:02,789 [person 1] It's too early for this shit. 30 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,040 It really is. 31 00:01:04,082 --> 00:01:06,834 [person 2] Don't you walk away from me! 32 00:01:06,876 --> 00:01:10,254 [shouting] 33 00:01:10,296 --> 00:01:13,341 [Latin music playing] 34 00:01:25,394 --> 00:01:28,648 [person singing in Spanish] 35 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:44,455 [person 1] If I leave, I'm taking the cat. 36 00:01:44,497 --> 00:01:45,748 [person 2] It's my cat! 37 00:01:45,790 --> 00:01:47,416 [person 1] Why don't we let her decide, then, huh? 38 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:49,085 [person 2] Why would we let her decide? 39 00:01:49,127 --> 00:01:50,128 [unintelligible arguing] 40 00:01:50,169 --> 00:01:52,755 [clears throat] 41 00:01:52,797 --> 00:01:55,800 [person 1] You never support my ideas! 42 00:01:55,842 --> 00:01:57,176 [clears throat] 43 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:59,053 [person 1] You hate your mom! 44 00:01:59,095 --> 00:02:00,304 [person 2] Don't tell me what I hate! 45 00:02:00,346 --> 00:02:02,431 You sound like my mom when you do that. 46 00:02:02,473 --> 00:02:03,724 Get back here. 47 00:02:03,766 --> 00:02:06,477 [person 1] Don't point that shit at me, woman. 48 00:02:06,519 --> 00:02:08,104 [person 2] You cheated on me. 49 00:02:08,146 --> 00:02:10,314 [person 1] And I admitted that shit-- 50 00:02:10,356 --> 00:02:12,984 -Kevin! -[arguing continues] 51 00:02:13,025 --> 00:02:15,319 Yo. 52 00:02:15,361 --> 00:02:16,821 The fuck? 53 00:02:16,863 --> 00:02:18,573 How can you sleep through that? 54 00:02:18,614 --> 00:02:21,450 [Kevin] Sleep through what? 55 00:02:21,492 --> 00:02:25,663 The new neighbors. They were yelling before. 56 00:02:25,705 --> 00:02:28,833 What do you want me to do, man? Call the cops. 57 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,712 Kev, look, we got to reestablish some ground rules. 58 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:36,048 I'm out of toothpaste, toilet paper, trash bags. 59 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:38,009 Every time I buy food, it vanishes. 60 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:39,218 Can you just text me? 61 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,511 No, I can't just text-- 62 00:02:40,553 --> 00:02:42,096 I think this is better verbally. 63 00:02:42,138 --> 00:02:43,598 Also, can you not spam text me overnight? 64 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:46,434 It freaks me out when I wake up to 18 unread messages. 65 00:02:46,475 --> 00:02:47,476 [Kevin] I talk in short bursts. 66 00:02:47,518 --> 00:02:50,021 [Dan] Kev, look, I'm happy that you're here. 67 00:02:50,062 --> 00:02:51,981 This is you, happy? 68 00:02:52,023 --> 00:02:53,274 Your shrink sucks. 69 00:02:53,316 --> 00:02:56,485 I mean, look at this place. It's a disaster. 70 00:02:58,029 --> 00:02:59,155 And I'm sorry, I've asked you 71 00:02:59,197 --> 00:03:00,823 not to use my Street Fighter blanket. 72 00:03:00,865 --> 00:03:03,492 All right, well, it's a blanket, and I was cold. 73 00:03:03,534 --> 00:03:05,453 And it's not just the blanket. 74 00:03:05,494 --> 00:03:07,246 You keep using the monogrammed napkins 75 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,623 I got from my cousin Dylan's wedding. 76 00:03:08,664 --> 00:03:12,168 Monogrammed nap--what, you about to host a Oscar party? 77 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:13,544 They napkins, bro. 78 00:03:13,586 --> 00:03:15,129 Dylan and I have the same initials. 79 00:03:15,171 --> 00:03:16,964 When is he gonna have spare napkins again? 80 00:03:17,006 --> 00:03:19,508 Lord knows. I-- 81 00:03:19,550 --> 00:03:21,385 I just need you to add value. 82 00:03:21,427 --> 00:03:23,846 [Kevin] All right, damn. Your breath stinks. 83 00:03:23,888 --> 00:03:26,015 You know what would solve that? Toothpaste. 84 00:03:26,057 --> 00:03:27,308 What you want me to do, man? 85 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:29,435 Okay, if you want to help, I finally got an appointment 86 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:30,770 to get the Internet fixed today. 87 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,605 The guy's supposed to come any time from ten to one. 88 00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:34,899 But from experience, that could be up to 16 hours. 89 00:03:34,941 --> 00:03:36,275 All right, yeah, I'll be here. 90 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,694 But I got that art dealer dude, Terry, 91 00:03:38,736 --> 00:03:41,197 coming by to come check out my work, so... 92 00:03:41,239 --> 00:03:42,782 So you'll wait for the guy? 93 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,325 [Kevin] Yeah, I will. All right. 94 00:03:44,367 --> 00:03:46,786 But just to be clear, I'm trying to get off this couch. 95 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,163 Kev, I don't want you to get off the couch. 96 00:03:49,205 --> 00:03:50,373 I want you to do well today 97 00:03:50,414 --> 00:03:53,042 and achieve your dreams and then get off the couch. 98 00:03:53,084 --> 00:03:54,919 -But all the dream stuff first. -Mm-hmm. 99 00:03:54,961 --> 00:03:57,296 [Dan] Okay, good, luck, man, I am rooting for you. 100 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:58,923 All right. 101 00:03:58,965 --> 00:04:00,132 [unintelligible arguing] 102 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:02,093 All right. 103 00:04:02,134 --> 00:04:03,177 What? 104 00:04:03,219 --> 00:04:05,763 I'm sorry, I would like the blanket. 105 00:04:06,472 --> 00:04:08,849 The--the Street Fighter blanket. 106 00:04:08,891 --> 00:04:10,393 [door slams] 107 00:04:10,434 --> 00:04:12,728 [person] Friendship is never having to say you sorry, 108 00:04:12,770 --> 00:04:16,148 but you say that shit anyway. 109 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:18,484 So, Kevin, you got a buzzer, 110 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:21,487 but you still got to walk downstairs to let people in. 111 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:24,156 [laughs] This place is a real shithole. 112 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:27,410 Very edgy upbringing. I like it. 113 00:04:27,451 --> 00:04:28,661 Upbringing? 114 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:30,329 Yeah, you're, what, 17? 115 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:32,206 Hey, yeah, 116 00:04:32,248 --> 00:04:33,249 but a lot older. 117 00:04:33,291 --> 00:04:34,458 -Yeah. -[Kevin] Um... 118 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,501 thank you for coming by. 119 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:36,794 -I appreciate it. -[Terry] Sure, man. 120 00:04:36,836 --> 00:04:38,546 I mean, I love helping young artists break in. 121 00:04:38,587 --> 00:04:40,214 You know what I mean? That's what I do. 122 00:04:40,256 --> 00:04:42,550 You know, I found Titus Kaphar, you know? 123 00:04:42,591 --> 00:04:44,593 -Dope. -You break an artist that big, 124 00:04:44,635 --> 00:04:45,970 it kind of flies in the face of the whole 125 00:04:46,012 --> 00:04:48,347 "trust fund party boy" image which I know I give off, 126 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:50,766 but, really, I'm much more than that. 127 00:04:50,808 --> 00:04:52,643 I believe you. 128 00:04:52,685 --> 00:04:54,395 Oh, my God. Is this you? 129 00:04:54,437 --> 00:04:55,563 [Kevin] Yep. 130 00:04:55,604 --> 00:04:57,273 [laughs] Ah, this is great. 131 00:04:57,315 --> 00:04:59,692 See, you're versatile, too. This is great, 132 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:03,404 but in a different way from the sketch you did of Drew's niece. 133 00:05:03,446 --> 00:05:05,573 [laughs] Wait, that's why you reached out? 134 00:05:05,614 --> 00:05:08,576 -Drew showed you my shit? -Well, he didn't show it to me. 135 00:05:08,617 --> 00:05:09,702 I saw him rolling up on it, 136 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:11,620 but you captured her beautifully. 137 00:05:11,662 --> 00:05:14,081 I don't actually know what she looks like, 138 00:05:14,123 --> 00:05:15,541 but the sketch was so good, 139 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:19,420 it made me feel like I knew, you know? 140 00:05:19,462 --> 00:05:20,963 Yeah, that's real. 141 00:05:21,005 --> 00:05:23,090 So you think I got a real shot at making it? 142 00:05:23,132 --> 00:05:24,467 Absolutely. 143 00:05:24,508 --> 00:05:26,385 I love this piece. 144 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:27,970 It's all about identity 145 00:05:28,012 --> 00:05:30,431 and the simultaneous destruction and commodification 146 00:05:30,473 --> 00:05:33,017 of African American Black bodies. 147 00:05:33,059 --> 00:05:34,810 Exactly. You see it. 148 00:05:34,852 --> 00:05:37,229 Yeah, I know a couple major gallery owners 149 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:38,856 -who would love your work. -Yeah? 150 00:05:38,898 --> 00:05:39,648 Yeah. 151 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:40,816 'Cause I no idea how to connect 152 00:05:40,858 --> 00:05:41,859 with the people who can help me. 153 00:05:41,901 --> 00:05:43,611 -I just make the art. -[laughs] 154 00:05:43,652 --> 00:05:47,656 That's where I come in, my man. I'm the connector. 155 00:05:49,158 --> 00:05:52,203 [laughs] Hey. 156 00:05:52,244 --> 00:05:55,122 Hey. [chuckles] 157 00:05:55,164 --> 00:05:56,374 What's happening? 158 00:05:56,415 --> 00:05:57,792 Nitrous. 159 00:05:57,833 --> 00:05:59,627 I tried doing one in the Uber over here. 160 00:05:59,668 --> 00:06:01,253 The driver was not having it. 161 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:03,714 I'm like, "Dude, it's just a transient gas 162 00:06:03,756 --> 00:06:04,924 that they give you at the dentist," 163 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,760 albeit without medical supervision. 164 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:09,220 I hate when people act like 165 00:06:09,261 --> 00:06:10,638 all drugs aren't medicinal, you know? 166 00:06:10,679 --> 00:06:14,058 [loud hissing] 167 00:06:21,273 --> 00:06:23,609 Hit that. Hit that. 168 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:26,278 -[Kevin] What? -Hit that. Hit it. 169 00:06:27,905 --> 00:06:29,407 Fuck is this? 170 00:06:32,118 --> 00:06:34,036 Aw, aw. 171 00:06:34,078 --> 00:06:35,913 Shit is good, right? 172 00:06:35,955 --> 00:06:37,540 Yeah. 173 00:06:37,581 --> 00:06:38,999 [Terry] I can get you meetings, 174 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:42,002 but you're gonna need a space to show-- 175 00:06:42,044 --> 00:06:42,878 someplace gritty. 176 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,630 [person 2] What the hell is this? 177 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:45,965 [person 1] A replacement for Gina. 178 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,842 [person 2] I don't want a new one--I want Gina! 179 00:06:47,883 --> 00:06:49,260 [person 1] It's a fucking turtle! 180 00:06:49,301 --> 00:06:51,220 -[person 2] But it's not Gina. -[person 1] Jesus Christ! 181 00:06:51,262 --> 00:06:53,973 I'm going back to bed. I can't win with you, ever! 182 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,600 -[door slams] -Grittier than this? 183 00:06:56,642 --> 00:06:59,937 I mean, like, cool gritty. This is more depressing gritty. 184 00:06:59,979 --> 00:07:02,440 If I can get you a meeting with a curator, 185 00:07:02,481 --> 00:07:04,442 can you get a space? 186 00:07:04,483 --> 00:07:05,901 Maybe. 187 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:08,696 I haven't eaten in, like, three days. 188 00:07:08,737 --> 00:07:11,115 [sighs] What do you got? 189 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:20,499 This is, like, a pre-intervention fridge. 190 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:23,252 Rock bottom's an empty pickle jar. 191 00:07:23,294 --> 00:07:25,463 You're close. 192 00:07:25,504 --> 00:07:27,298 Let's go to a cafรฉ. 193 00:07:27,339 --> 00:07:29,258 -Right now? -Yeah. 194 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:32,678 You got to help me describe your work so I can sell you. 195 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,263 I want to do a deep dive, 196 00:07:34,305 --> 00:07:35,598 and I'd rather hear it in your words, 197 00:07:35,639 --> 00:07:36,724 but I love your range. 198 00:07:36,765 --> 00:07:39,226 Your work's clearly heavily inspired. 199 00:07:39,268 --> 00:07:42,605 You know, we always try and put an artist in a box, 200 00:07:42,646 --> 00:07:44,732 but it's the unpredictability 201 00:07:44,773 --> 00:07:48,194 that keeps the viewer engaged, in my humble opinion. 202 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:48,944 [chuckles] 203 00:07:48,986 --> 00:07:51,614 Anyway, come on, let's go eat. 204 00:07:51,655 --> 00:07:53,657 Look, man, I got to wait on this Internet dude. 205 00:07:53,699 --> 00:07:55,493 -[door slams] -[person 2] You can't avoid me. 206 00:07:55,534 --> 00:07:57,036 Get your ass out here! 207 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,497 [person 1] Me avoid you? Your attachment style 208 00:07:59,538 --> 00:08:02,041 is dismissive avoidant-- I read the book! 209 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,418 [person 2] It's not my fault. It's my trauma! 210 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:05,794 -[door slams] -Yeah. 211 00:08:05,836 --> 00:08:07,838 I don't like all this yelling about turtles 212 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,381 and attachment styles. 213 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:11,842 I'm gonna go eat. You don't have to come. 214 00:08:11,884 --> 00:08:15,221 I get it if you care more about the Internet guy 215 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,181 than your future. 216 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:20,017 Wait, hold on. 217 00:08:20,059 --> 00:08:22,353 I'm gonna get somebody to cover. 218 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,981 -[line trilling] -[Kareem] You got Kareem. 219 00:08:26,023 --> 00:08:28,150 Yo, bro, can you do me a favor? 220 00:08:28,192 --> 00:08:30,819 -[loud thud] -Yo, man, can we wait outside? 221 00:08:30,861 --> 00:08:32,154 This shit is freaking me out. 222 00:08:32,196 --> 00:08:35,449 All right, hey, Kareem, man, can you come over to the crib? 223 00:08:35,491 --> 00:08:36,700 [person 1] It's an experience! 224 00:08:36,742 --> 00:08:37,826 [person 2] I swear to God, 225 00:08:37,868 --> 00:08:39,286 every day you get dumber and dumber. 226 00:08:39,328 --> 00:08:41,622 [person 1] Take that back! Take it back right now! 227 00:08:41,664 --> 00:08:43,040 You're gaslighting me! 228 00:08:43,082 --> 00:08:45,918 [person 2] You don't even know what that word means! 229 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,002 [person 1] Yes, I do! 230 00:08:47,044 --> 00:08:49,421 You almost convinced me I didn't know! 231 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:50,881 Even that's a gaslight! 232 00:08:50,923 --> 00:08:54,176 Domestic disputes before lunchtime? 233 00:08:54,218 --> 00:08:55,970 And a turtle in the hallway. 234 00:08:56,011 --> 00:08:59,682 This is a crazy-ass building. 235 00:08:59,723 --> 00:09:03,060 [arguing continues] 236 00:09:05,104 --> 00:09:07,147 Hmm. 237 00:09:07,189 --> 00:09:10,025 Mm. Eh. 238 00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:11,986 [person 1] You are the devil! 239 00:09:12,027 --> 00:09:14,446 My friends don't even like you! 240 00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:16,865 Goddamn struggle house. 241 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,661 [hip-hop music playing] 242 00:09:34,216 --> 00:09:36,760 "Dear son, in case you ran out, 243 00:09:36,802 --> 00:09:39,305 I got you more of my Ashwagandha 244 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:40,431 for your dick problem. 245 00:09:40,472 --> 00:09:43,809 I know you said your problem wasn't dick-related, 246 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:46,228 but just in case you was lying... 247 00:09:46,270 --> 00:09:47,855 Love, Mom and Dad. 248 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:51,358 P.S. Your building has a turtle infestation." 249 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,902 [stomach gurgles] [grunts] 250 00:09:53,944 --> 00:09:56,030 What did I just eat? 251 00:09:56,071 --> 00:09:58,490 Bad-milk-having motherfucker. 252 00:09:58,532 --> 00:10:00,451 [grunts] 253 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,706 I can't believe them boys 254 00:10:05,748 --> 00:10:08,584 ain't got a goddamn square of toilet paper! 255 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:12,338 [person 1] You didn't want him, so I put him in the hallway. 256 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,132 [person 2] He's gone now! I looked everywhere! 257 00:10:15,174 --> 00:10:16,300 Nah. 258 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,431 Okay, D.J. 259 00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:26,268 [doorbell buzzing] 260 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:28,562 Oh, damn! That's the Internet! 261 00:10:28,604 --> 00:10:30,147 One minute! I'm gonna be right out! 262 00:10:30,189 --> 00:10:33,859 -Don't go anywhere, Internet! -[buzzing continues] 263 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,945 warm music 264 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:39,990 Sorry I'm late. The Internet's out. 265 00:10:40,032 --> 00:10:41,950 I'm on my dumb hotspot that's tougher to-- 266 00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:43,118 [Dr. Flowers] I don't care, be late. 267 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,578 This is your damn therapy session. 268 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,121 Cut in, cut out. It's your time. 269 00:10:46,163 --> 00:10:47,873 Go to sleep if you want to, okay? 270 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:48,957 You know I don't care. 271 00:10:48,999 --> 00:10:50,793 Kevin left and missed the technician. 272 00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:53,337 Who's Kevin? 273 00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:54,672 Oh, ah. 274 00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:56,048 Couch dude. 275 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,800 [Dan] Uh, yeah, well, his name is actually-- 276 00:10:57,841 --> 00:10:59,593 And who's Jen? 277 00:10:59,635 --> 00:11:01,011 [Dan] Jess. 278 00:11:01,053 --> 00:11:03,055 Oh, yeah, I have her down here as "boss bitch." 279 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,099 Can you write down her real name, 'cause it's Jess-- 280 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:07,059 No, Dan, I already wrote down "boss bitch." 281 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,352 Come on, don't make me waste ink. 282 00:11:08,394 --> 00:11:09,728 Okay, okay. Boss bitch. 283 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,230 All right, so what-- She Black? 284 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,023 -Latina. -Mmm. 285 00:11:13,065 --> 00:11:14,733 You know my husband's Puerto Rican. 286 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,069 That's cool. Yeah, a lot of people are. 287 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,987 Anyway, we had one night where we started to hook up, 288 00:11:19,029 --> 00:11:21,740 but then I fell asleep, and then a couple days later, 289 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,617 she said she wants to keep it professional. 290 00:11:23,659 --> 00:11:25,828 But I don't know, 291 00:11:25,869 --> 00:11:27,746 I think she might still like me. 292 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,249 Nah, you blew it. All right? 293 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,875 And at this point, you're just wasting time. 294 00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,544 You're wasting her time, wasting your time, 295 00:11:33,585 --> 00:11:34,586 and you wasting my time. 296 00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:36,046 I didn't even want to get into Jess. 297 00:11:36,088 --> 00:11:38,632 I meant to talk about couch dude. 298 00:11:38,674 --> 00:11:41,135 -There's tension. -So kick his ass out! 299 00:11:41,176 --> 00:11:42,553 No, I don't want to do that. 300 00:11:42,594 --> 00:11:44,388 Yeah, 'cause you can't be alone. 301 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:45,597 Kevin is different. 302 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:46,807 We've been close since we were kids, 303 00:11:46,849 --> 00:11:48,559 he wanted to move to New York to pursue his art, 304 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,935 -and I wanted to help. -Ah. 305 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:53,439 There go Dan "can't be alone, white superhero, 306 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,773 Captain Save a Nigga." 307 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,150 That's not my nickname. I-- 308 00:11:56,191 --> 00:11:58,944 I'm just being nice to an old friend. 309 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,697 Mm-hmm, well, I'm gonna make a note for you to consider, 310 00:12:01,739 --> 00:12:03,741 like, why you are exclusively 311 00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:06,160 around Black people. 312 00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:08,829 Now, the first word that comes to mind is "fetishizer," 313 00:12:08,871 --> 00:12:11,957 and the second word is "colonizer." 314 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,877 I mean, that's not, like, a choice. 315 00:12:14,918 --> 00:12:16,170 Or it's not thing I'm seeking. 316 00:12:16,211 --> 00:12:17,296 I don't--I don't know. It just happened. 317 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,256 Oh, yeah? Dan, are you crazy? 318 00:12:19,298 --> 00:12:21,049 Let's count them down, all right? 319 00:12:21,091 --> 00:12:22,801 You got Kenny the couch nigga, 320 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,928 you got your step-daddy, you got this little girl 321 00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:26,972 you keep giving A's to for whatever reason, 322 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,766 you got the drug dealer. 323 00:12:28,807 --> 00:12:31,435 You work at an almost all-Black school. 324 00:12:31,477 --> 00:12:33,896 Then there's me. Now, I know why you need me. 325 00:12:33,937 --> 00:12:36,648 But the rest of these niggas, Dan, they got to go. 326 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:37,816 Now that you point it out, 327 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,359 it me a pattern from when I was younger. 328 00:12:39,401 --> 00:12:40,944 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, shit, hey. 329 00:12:40,986 --> 00:12:42,446 Consider this shit on your own time. 330 00:12:42,488 --> 00:12:43,614 The last thing I want to do 331 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,908 is sit here listening to your ass brainstorm. 332 00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:47,201 Go figure it out and then come back. 333 00:12:47,242 --> 00:12:49,036 -Okay, understood. -And you know what? 334 00:12:49,077 --> 00:12:51,747 I'm shocked that the boss bitch you ain't fucking 335 00:12:51,789 --> 00:12:52,873 ain't Black. 336 00:12:52,915 --> 00:12:54,208 I mean, she is brown, for the record. 337 00:12:54,249 --> 00:12:56,752 -Could we just discuss Kevin? -Sure. 338 00:12:56,794 --> 00:12:58,754 Let's talk about why you said yes 339 00:12:58,796 --> 00:13:00,339 when he asked to stay with you. 340 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,841 I-I asked him to stay. 341 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,051 What? 342 00:13:04,092 --> 00:13:05,803 You invited him? 343 00:13:05,844 --> 00:13:07,471 Yeah, it's not in his nature to ask for help. 344 00:13:07,513 --> 00:13:10,098 Uh, no, but it is in your corny-ass nature 345 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,892 to invite somebody to stay with you 346 00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:14,686 and then resent them for being there. 347 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,855 Why is that, Dan? Examine. 348 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,608 I--we-we have a connection 349 00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:21,568 since, like, 8th grade, you know? 350 00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:22,945 Like, when he was over at my house, 351 00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:25,113 it was just-- he wasn't my protector exactly, 352 00:13:25,155 --> 00:13:27,241 but shit was just less ugly with him around. 353 00:13:27,282 --> 00:13:29,451 And now it's ugly with him around. 354 00:13:29,493 --> 00:13:30,536 Not ugly, exactly. 355 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,287 I'm just feeling like... 356 00:13:32,329 --> 00:13:34,665 I'm just feeling like he's not appreciating me 357 00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:35,916 or anything I might need. 358 00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:37,793 Like, it sounds little, but all this shit adds up. 359 00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:39,211 Like, we're out of everything. 360 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:42,130 Oh, so you like having people around that you can control, 361 00:13:42,172 --> 00:13:44,591 huh, Dictator Dan? 362 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,301 No, that's-- All these nicknames. 363 00:13:46,343 --> 00:13:48,387 I'm neither a superhero nor a dictator. 364 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,556 I'm just guy who's trying to figure-- 365 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,100 No, you're a guy who likes to fight losing battles 366 00:13:53,141 --> 00:13:55,644 and then resent it when it's not perfect. 367 00:13:55,686 --> 00:13:57,145 And it never is! 368 00:13:57,187 --> 00:13:59,857 Life never is! 369 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,027 That's actually really insightful. 370 00:14:04,069 --> 00:14:05,821 You got a lot of nerve to act like 371 00:14:05,863 --> 00:14:07,322 you surprised at my expertise. 372 00:14:07,364 --> 00:14:09,825 You know what? This what you need. 373 00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,243 You need a white therapist. 374 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,162 Mm-hmm, no, you need somebody to give you that bullshit, 375 00:14:14,204 --> 00:14:16,707 that--that, "Oh, my God, Dan, how you doing? 376 00:14:16,748 --> 00:14:19,585 How are your parents?" All that shit bores me, okay? 377 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,670 And if you want to pay more to get coddled... 378 00:14:21,712 --> 00:14:23,005 [scoffs] ...be my guest. 379 00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:24,840 I don't want to be coddled, and I don't want to pay more. 380 00:14:24,882 --> 00:14:26,133 -Okay, so real talk. -Okay. 381 00:14:26,174 --> 00:14:27,301 All right? 382 00:14:27,342 --> 00:14:29,553 You are in a endless cycle 383 00:14:29,595 --> 00:14:31,805 of, like, false superiority 384 00:14:31,847 --> 00:14:33,390 and self-loathing, all right? 385 00:14:33,432 --> 00:14:36,268 Stand up for yourself and kick the motherfucker out. 386 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,771 Just see what it feels like to have balls for once, Dan! 387 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,231 Ball-- 388 00:14:43,901 --> 00:14:45,903 -[door opens] -Dr. Flowers? 389 00:14:45,944 --> 00:14:47,154 Yerr! 390 00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:49,156 Hey, yo, there's a turtle in the stairwell, you seen it? 391 00:14:49,197 --> 00:14:51,575 [person 2] Goddamn rush to fight! 392 00:14:51,617 --> 00:14:52,868 You are a lunatic! 393 00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:54,286 [person 1] We can't keep putting off ICE 394 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,538 until the next day! 395 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:57,414 She got a point. 396 00:14:57,456 --> 00:14:59,041 [person 2] Oh, God! Tomorrow, please! 397 00:14:59,082 --> 00:15:03,587 Let's just discuss this tomorrow. 398 00:15:03,629 --> 00:15:06,590 [person 1] But I'm still mad at you for other things. 399 00:15:06,632 --> 00:15:07,799 Bro, I miss Lester. 400 00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,885 Yo, Kev, can you help me understand 401 00:15:09,927 --> 00:15:12,930 this note I found when I got home? 402 00:15:12,971 --> 00:15:15,390 "Sorry we missed you." 403 00:15:16,725 --> 00:15:18,268 Dude, I asked for your help, 404 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:21,188 and now, look, therapy's frozen. 405 00:15:21,229 --> 00:15:24,650 I mean, I left, but I called Kareem over. 406 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:25,901 I don't know what happened. 407 00:15:25,943 --> 00:15:27,486 Oh, big shock, Kareem fucked up. 408 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,655 He never even set up Internet at my mom's place. 409 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,323 She says he's an AM radio guy. 410 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,617 Dude, I waited on hold for hours for that appointment. 411 00:15:33,659 --> 00:15:35,202 I need this for work. 412 00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:36,787 I'm sorry, Dan. Shit. 413 00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:38,205 What you want me to do? Fuck. 414 00:15:38,246 --> 00:15:40,874 I'm sorry-- I was seizing an opportunity, 415 00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:42,376 that thing that you encouraged me to do, 416 00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:43,877 and instead of asking me how it went, 417 00:15:43,919 --> 00:15:45,963 you yelling about Internet. 418 00:15:47,923 --> 00:15:50,550 Okay, yeah. I'm sorry. 419 00:15:50,592 --> 00:15:52,219 How'd it go? 420 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:55,013 I don't know. I think it went well. 421 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:58,558 Terry said he might link me with this curator, but... 422 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,353 I couldn't really tell what he was saying sometimes. 423 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,982 I think it was the nitrous. He was high as shit. 424 00:16:05,023 --> 00:16:07,484 Why were you doing nitrous in a business-- 425 00:16:07,526 --> 00:16:08,402 What? 426 00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:10,904 Bruh, you pop a Xanny to wake up in the morning. 427 00:16:10,946 --> 00:16:12,197 Don't judge. 428 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,324 And I wasn't doing it. It was Terry. 429 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,285 I'm not mad at this. 430 00:16:17,327 --> 00:16:19,121 I like a break. 431 00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:22,833 One sec, Dr. Flowers. I'd like some privacy. 432 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,211 Stop giving him so much Xanax. 433 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,171 -[door closes] -[Dan] Did you see that? 434 00:16:28,213 --> 00:16:31,633 He's totally unappreciative of me, my needs, 435 00:16:31,675 --> 00:16:34,219 and I totally support Kevin, and he doesn't care at all. 436 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,470 [Kevin] That's not true. 437 00:16:35,512 --> 00:16:38,473 [Dr. Flowers] Uh, Kenny, bring your Black ass in here. 438 00:16:38,515 --> 00:16:39,766 -[door opens] -We don't-- 439 00:16:39,808 --> 00:16:41,893 We don't need Kevin to-- we don't need Kevin to come in. 440 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:42,853 Really? 441 00:16:42,894 --> 00:16:43,937 Yeah, really! 442 00:16:43,979 --> 00:16:45,188 You can't complain about the nigga, 443 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,440 let him defend himself. 444 00:16:46,481 --> 00:16:48,191 Okay, he says I don't care about him, 445 00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,234 but that's not true. 446 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,403 He act like I don't buy healthy food for him, 447 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,281 -That's--bread isn't healthy. -In small amounts it is. 448 00:16:54,322 --> 00:16:56,825 He act like I don't get drugs for him. 449 00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:59,953 He act like I don't support his sad-ass coaching dream. 450 00:16:59,995 --> 00:17:02,080 I do a lot. In my opinion, I do a lot. 451 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,582 I just feel like I deserve more. 452 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,959 I just want some basic respect and consideration. 453 00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:07,419 Bro, I show it in real ways. 454 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,629 Dan on some bullshit about toothpaste and trash bags. 455 00:17:09,671 --> 00:17:11,298 You chose the wrong white friend. 456 00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:12,924 But don't worry about it, okay? 457 00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,176 I can fix this in five minutes, 458 00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:17,054 if Dan would kindly get his head from up his ass. 459 00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:19,014 -Right. -Now listen up-- 460 00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:24,061 [Dan] Dr. Flowers? 461 00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,395 Hey, yo, can you hear us? 462 00:17:25,437 --> 00:17:26,897 No, she can't. It's frozen. 463 00:17:26,938 --> 00:17:27,939 -[sighs] -How you know? 464 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:29,649 That's just how technology works. 465 00:17:29,691 --> 00:17:32,527 -Control, alt, delete. -No, what are you doing? 466 00:17:32,569 --> 00:17:34,488 Look, we don't even need her to fix this shit. 467 00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,865 It's so minor, we could do it ourselves. 468 00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:39,284 Fine. I feel like you don't appreciate 469 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,577 any of the shit I've done for you. 470 00:17:40,619 --> 00:17:42,496 Okay, and I feel like you wanting credit 471 00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:45,373 every five seconds make me feel like you keeping score. 472 00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:47,709 Bro, I've been there for you since we was kids. 473 00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:48,752 What, like I owe you? 474 00:17:48,794 --> 00:17:50,504 Like, you saved my life a million years ago, 475 00:17:50,545 --> 00:17:52,089 and now I'm indebted to you forever? 476 00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,173 I'm not saying you indebted to me, 477 00:17:53,215 --> 00:17:54,466 but you could be showing some appreciation. 478 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,009 You're showing me zero, dude, 479 00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:57,469 and you're staying here for nothing. 480 00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:00,388 I didn't ask you to sleep on your couch. 481 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,224 You the one that said, "Follow your dreams." 482 00:18:02,265 --> 00:18:03,767 You the one that said, "Come sleep on my couch." 483 00:18:03,809 --> 00:18:06,520 You the one that said that I could stay as long as I needed. 484 00:18:06,561 --> 00:18:08,105 -Okay. -You said that. 485 00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:09,439 I said that, and I believed that, 486 00:18:09,481 --> 00:18:11,358 but then you could at least try to make my life easier, 487 00:18:11,399 --> 00:18:13,401 but the shit you're doing makes my life more difficult. 488 00:18:13,443 --> 00:18:15,862 Bro, you're biggest problem is the Internet. 489 00:18:15,904 --> 00:18:17,864 I'm trying to figure out my whole life. 490 00:18:17,906 --> 00:18:19,032 Yeah, so am I, 491 00:18:19,074 --> 00:18:20,534 and it's tough to do when I'm worried about bullshit. 492 00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:23,286 And to be honest, I'm worried about bigger shit, too. 493 00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:24,579 Like that Drew tornado 494 00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:26,373 that's just been unleashed on our lives. 495 00:18:26,414 --> 00:18:28,291 I lied to Jess, I've given Zayna A's, 496 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,794 I've risked my job, I'm scared of this guy, 497 00:18:30,836 --> 00:18:32,337 and I'm at the game, and I look up in the stands 498 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,172 and see you sitting with him like you're best friends. 499 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,507 Bro, Drew is not that bad. 500 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,218 He is that bad. He's a dangerous drug dealer. 501 00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:39,553 And every time we can get away from him, 502 00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:41,847 you seem to do something to bring us closer. 503 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,056 I'm telling you, dude, 504 00:18:43,098 --> 00:18:44,766 if you hang around bad people long enough, 505 00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:46,059 bad shit is gonna happen. 506 00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:47,811 Bad shit happen around good people, too. 507 00:18:47,853 --> 00:18:48,812 You're not making sense. 508 00:18:48,854 --> 00:18:51,231 He almost killed you. Do you remember that? 509 00:18:51,273 --> 00:18:52,774 I remember. The fuck-- 510 00:18:52,816 --> 00:18:53,692 So can you give me 511 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,861 one redeemable quality about this guy? 512 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:56,778 One. 513 00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:58,697 He linked me with Terry. 514 00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:01,158 What? 515 00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:04,035 Yeah, Drew liked my art, and he linked me with Terry. 516 00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:07,455 I'm not saying he a saint, but he not all bad. 517 00:19:07,497 --> 00:19:09,875 You took help from Drew? 518 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,418 You never ask for my help. 519 00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:13,837 'Cause I'm living on your couch already 520 00:19:13,879 --> 00:19:15,630 and you keep score. 521 00:19:15,672 --> 00:19:17,174 If I ask for your help, you gonna be like, 522 00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:18,466 "I did this for you, I did that for you. 523 00:19:18,508 --> 00:19:20,802 And I--" Like, that's what you do. 524 00:19:20,844 --> 00:19:22,095 [Dr. Flowers belches] 525 00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,723 What'd I miss? I bet nothing. 526 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,765 You actually did miss something. 527 00:19:25,807 --> 00:19:27,642 It turns out Kevin met this art dealer 528 00:19:27,684 --> 00:19:30,145 through the drug dealer who's been menacing both of us. 529 00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:31,938 -So what? -Exactly. 530 00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:34,482 [person 2] Every time I try to make you happy, it backfires! 531 00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:35,817 Forget it, I'm done with this shit, 532 00:19:35,859 --> 00:19:38,403 I'm gonna tell them the truth at the hearing. 533 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,238 Who the hell is that? 534 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,824 -[Dan] It's our neighbors. -What hearing? 535 00:19:42,866 --> 00:19:43,909 [Dan] I don't know. 536 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,785 Can we get that fix to our problem that you mentioned? 537 00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:47,329 Shh, shh, shh. Shut up, Dan. 538 00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:48,413 I'm hearing some good shit here. 539 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,581 [person 1] You do that, 540 00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,708 and I'll tell them I paid you to marry me! 541 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,878 [Dr. Flowers] Ooh. Ooh! 542 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,880 Thank you, Jesus! 543 00:19:56,922 --> 00:19:59,299 Finally, some better shit than yours. 544 00:19:59,341 --> 00:20:02,177 This sound like a green card case is a-brewing over there. 545 00:20:02,219 --> 00:20:03,511 That's some heavy shit now. 546 00:20:03,553 --> 00:20:06,348 [person 2] Motherfucker, you still owe me eight grand! 547 00:20:06,389 --> 00:20:08,099 You think I don't know what you doing. 548 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:09,684 You trying to make me love you 549 00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,561 so you don't got to pay me the rest! 550 00:20:11,603 --> 00:20:13,146 [person 1] I'd rather get deported 551 00:20:13,188 --> 00:20:14,648 than do this shit one more second. 552 00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:17,150 [person 2] And jail would be a step up for me. 553 00:20:17,192 --> 00:20:18,401 Take me over there, Dan. 554 00:20:18,443 --> 00:20:20,695 I don't think we should get involved, Dr. Flowers. 555 00:20:20,737 --> 00:20:22,239 [Dr. Flowers] I'm getting involved. 556 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,115 This is some serious shit. It's heavy now. 557 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:25,617 You come, too, Kenny. 558 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,869 Wait, why-why do you want Kenny to come? 559 00:20:27,911 --> 00:20:29,829 'Cause you're my golden goose, Dan. 560 00:20:29,871 --> 00:20:31,873 Kenny, bring your ass to protect him. 561 00:20:31,915 --> 00:20:33,625 He gonna need a Black body over there 562 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,919 to absorb the impact. 563 00:20:42,884 --> 00:20:43,843 Yo, clown! 564 00:20:43,885 --> 00:20:46,221 I can't knock on the door my-- Can you knock? 565 00:20:46,263 --> 00:20:47,472 [knock at door] 566 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,224 Jeez, I got to tell this nigga everything. 567 00:20:49,266 --> 00:20:50,642 -What? -Hi, my name is Dan-- 568 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,644 Yeah, I know you. You live next door. 569 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,187 You're a teacher and wannabe coach. 570 00:20:54,229 --> 00:20:56,398 -I actually did coach a game. -And you. 571 00:20:56,439 --> 00:20:59,776 You watch porn loud during the day. 572 00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:01,945 True. 573 00:21:02,654 --> 00:21:04,447 Well, it's great to meet in person. 574 00:21:04,489 --> 00:21:06,199 Uh, my therapist would like a word with you. 575 00:21:06,241 --> 00:21:08,201 Yo, sis, go get your man, 576 00:21:08,243 --> 00:21:10,203 I want to help y'all out. 577 00:21:10,245 --> 00:21:12,122 Help me out? Okay, sis. 578 00:21:12,163 --> 00:21:14,374 Um, hey! 579 00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:15,500 Come here for a second. 580 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:19,129 Neighbor's got his shrink on the laptop. 581 00:21:23,341 --> 00:21:25,760 Yeah, I got a deep voice. 582 00:21:25,802 --> 00:21:27,012 What? 583 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,305 Uh... 584 00:21:28,346 --> 00:21:29,556 This is Dr. Flowers. She has a degree. 585 00:21:29,597 --> 00:21:32,100 All right, Dan, shut the fuck up. 586 00:21:32,142 --> 00:21:34,769 I'm sorry, excuse me, y'all. He don't really know me. 587 00:21:34,811 --> 00:21:36,438 But I'm here to help y'all, okay? 588 00:21:36,479 --> 00:21:38,690 Now, I need the four of y'all to listen up. 589 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:40,608 Now, it's very simple what y'all got going on. 590 00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:43,403 It's very similar, too. It's a classic power struggle. 591 00:21:43,445 --> 00:21:45,947 This is when one tries to make the other one happy, 592 00:21:45,989 --> 00:21:48,325 but then it doesn't work out, and you resent it 593 00:21:48,366 --> 00:21:50,702 because it didn't go the way you expected it. 594 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:51,870 Now, you see these two? 595 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,247 These two are fucking morons, all right? 596 00:21:54,289 --> 00:21:55,373 They ain't got no stakes. 597 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,083 They problems are simple and dumb, 598 00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:57,959 just like them. 599 00:21:58,001 --> 00:21:59,794 But you two, your shit is major. 600 00:21:59,836 --> 00:22:02,922 Yeah, you got some green card shit on the line. 601 00:22:02,964 --> 00:22:04,090 This is real-life shit. 602 00:22:04,132 --> 00:22:06,343 I need y'all to let me in so I can help y'all, 603 00:22:06,384 --> 00:22:07,719 you understand? 604 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,554 At least let me help y'all make it through this hearing. 605 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:10,555 She right. 606 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,057 Yeah, I know I'm right. 607 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,851 Look, sister, we got to talk some, like, 608 00:22:14,893 --> 00:22:17,520 real sensitive legal shit, you know what I'm saying? 609 00:22:17,562 --> 00:22:19,439 And I don't want these herbs overhearing, 610 00:22:19,481 --> 00:22:20,899 so why don't we go somewhere 611 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,026 where we can talk in private, all right? 612 00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:25,653 Come on, Dan, put me over there to her. 613 00:22:25,695 --> 00:22:28,490 Come on, Dan. Dan! 614 00:22:28,531 --> 00:22:30,200 [cat screeches] 615 00:22:30,241 --> 00:22:32,535 -Jolene, back! -[door slams] 616 00:22:32,577 --> 00:22:33,661 Jolene. 617 00:22:33,703 --> 00:22:35,330 The cat name is they password. 618 00:22:35,372 --> 00:22:37,332 -Oh, shit. -Yeah, we in. 619 00:22:37,374 --> 00:22:38,416 That's fucking great. 620 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,751 All you need is your laptop back. 621 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:42,504 That's great. Oh, man, thank you. 622 00:22:42,545 --> 00:22:45,256 Yep. It's a value add. Count it. 623 00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:46,841 -I count it. -[cell phone buzzes] 624 00:22:46,883 --> 00:22:50,136 Oh, Terry came through, man. It's happening. 625 00:22:50,178 --> 00:22:52,138 Yo, that's great. Congrats. 626 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,848 -Thank you, bro. -Yeah. 627 00:22:53,890 --> 00:22:56,476 [clicks tongue] Yeah, I still don't have a spot, though. 628 00:22:56,518 --> 00:22:58,395 Just ask your friend, Drew. 629 00:22:59,562 --> 00:23:02,482 Bro, come on, man, you want me to get off your couch, right? 630 00:23:02,524 --> 00:23:05,193 Wait, is this you asking for help? 631 00:23:07,237 --> 00:23:08,863 -Yeah. -You know what? 632 00:23:08,905 --> 00:23:10,698 There's this multipurpose room at school. 633 00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:12,492 It's been closed to students since last year, 634 00:23:12,534 --> 00:23:13,827 since they caught kids drinking in there. 635 00:23:13,868 --> 00:23:16,079 Now it's just a room where teachers drink sometimes. 636 00:23:16,121 --> 00:23:17,539 I could sneak you in. 637 00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:19,207 You'd do that? 638 00:23:19,249 --> 00:23:21,418 Yeah, for sure. 639 00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:24,087 -I appreciate you, man. -Yeah. 640 00:23:24,129 --> 00:23:26,381 I'm gonna go take a shit. 641 00:23:26,423 --> 00:23:28,925 You bought toilet paper, right? 642 00:23:28,967 --> 00:23:30,385 No. 643 00:23:32,053 --> 00:23:34,597 "Dick problem." What the fuck, Kareem? 644 00:23:34,639 --> 00:23:36,224 [cell phone buzzing] 645 00:23:36,266 --> 00:23:38,268 Jesus Christ. 646 00:23:39,561 --> 00:23:41,688 -Yo, Danny. -Yeah? 647 00:23:41,729 --> 00:23:43,857 -Yo, I fixed them. -That's great. 648 00:23:43,898 --> 00:23:45,400 Mm-hmm, it only took me five minutes 649 00:23:45,442 --> 00:23:46,734 to solve they damn problem. 650 00:23:46,776 --> 00:23:48,778 You're the only nut I can't crack. 651 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:50,488 I think we're making good progress. 652 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,323 [scoffs] No, we're not. 653 00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:53,408 Oh. 654 00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:54,742 Matter of fact, we going in reverse, 655 00:23:54,784 --> 00:23:57,245 but I'm making money, so I'm gonna keep you on. 656 00:23:57,287 --> 00:23:58,371 Okay. 657 00:23:58,413 --> 00:24:00,415 Listen, I got them as a client, both of them. 658 00:24:00,457 --> 00:24:02,625 -So don't worry about it. -Okay, cool. 659 00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:04,419 And I'm only gonna charge you double 660 00:24:04,461 --> 00:24:06,004 'cause you brought Kenny with you. 661 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,505 And you can go ahead and Venmo me the money. 662 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,007 -I need it right now. -You brought Kenny in. 663 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,301 Why do I have to pay for two sessions? 664 00:24:11,342 --> 00:24:12,844 I-I brought Kenny in? 665 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:15,013 You talk about this nigga night and day. 666 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,473 I brought him in? 667 00:24:16,514 --> 00:24:17,807 -You know what? -Okay, okay. 668 00:24:17,849 --> 00:24:19,809 Don't fucking talk about him no more, then, okay? 669 00:24:19,851 --> 00:24:21,644 You not gonna do this to me, all right? 670 00:24:21,686 --> 00:24:22,896 I'm not gonna be your whipping post, all right? 671 00:24:22,937 --> 00:24:24,063 I'll call that drug dealer nigga 672 00:24:24,105 --> 00:24:25,356 and have him do something to you. 673 00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:26,524 Don't do-- 674 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:27,901 I know all the Black people in the world. 675 00:24:27,942 --> 00:24:29,652 You'll have a Million Man March all over your ass. 676 00:24:29,694 --> 00:24:31,279 Don't do that. Okay, sorry. 677 00:24:31,321 --> 00:24:32,155 -Yeah? 678 00:24:32,197 --> 00:24:33,740 You think this is a scarf? It's not. 679 00:24:33,781 --> 00:24:36,117 It's a fucking noose, 'cause I'm gonna kill myself 680 00:24:36,159 --> 00:24:37,702 if you don't get your shit together. 681 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:38,786 Sorry, okay. I got it. 682 00:24:38,828 --> 00:24:40,330 And what you may want to do is, 683 00:24:40,371 --> 00:24:41,706 you may want to get your ass up 684 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,500 and go the fuck over there and get your laptop, nigga, 685 00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:44,542 'cause I swear they about to pawn it. 686 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:45,793 Okay. Thank you, Dr. Flowers. 687 00:24:45,835 --> 00:24:46,961 -Sorry. -Nigga, just go! 688 00:24:47,003 --> 00:24:48,671 What the fuck? You'll see me again. 689 00:24:48,713 --> 00:24:50,548 You think it's my funeral? Shit, longest goodbye ever-- 690 00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,717 Okay, see you next week, Dr. Flowers. 691 00:24:55,637 --> 00:24:59,349 [person 1] Oh, fuck me, you Dominican goddess! 692 00:24:59,390 --> 00:25:01,100 I'll just get it later. 693 00:25:01,142 --> 00:25:02,519 [toilet flushing] 694 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,730 Bruh, your napkins don't say D.J. anymore. 695 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:07,232 I don't know who did it. It wasn't me. 696 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:10,860 I'm gonna just let you know, so don't start blaming. 697 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,036 Okay, so the gallery owner, he can sneak through this door 698 00:25:20,078 --> 00:25:21,829 I'm gonna leave propped open, all right? 699 00:25:21,871 --> 00:25:23,790 The multipurpose room is on the third floor. 700 00:25:23,831 --> 00:25:25,416 It's open until noon, okay? 701 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:26,709 All right. Are you sure it's all right? 702 00:25:26,751 --> 00:25:28,670 Yeah, of course. You're using it for a purpose. 703 00:25:28,711 --> 00:25:30,838 That's literally what the multipurpose room is for. 704 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,549 Just have your meeting, then sneak out. 705 00:25:32,590 --> 00:25:35,385 -All right, thanks, dude. -Of course. Good luck, man. 706 00:25:39,597 --> 00:25:41,432 [school bell rings] 707 00:25:41,474 --> 00:25:43,017 [Dan] You guys psyched to learn? 708 00:25:43,059 --> 00:25:44,143 Let's get to it. 709 00:25:44,185 --> 00:25:46,813 Okay, now, this is a Bunsen burner, 710 00:25:46,854 --> 00:25:49,232 named after Nathaniel Bunsen, 711 00:25:49,274 --> 00:25:51,192 who became the first man 712 00:25:51,234 --> 00:25:53,945 to die from a Bunsen Burner. 713 00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:56,614 [person] Emergency, the school is on lockdown. 714 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:58,241 -Code white. -Okay, everyone. 715 00:25:58,283 --> 00:26:00,743 In a calm and orderly fashion, let's all line up. 716 00:26:00,785 --> 00:26:02,787 [indistinct chatter] 717 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:04,998 [person] Do not move until further notice. 718 00:26:05,039 --> 00:26:08,293 Of course, never mind. Let's sit down. 719 00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:09,586 It's all okay. 720 00:26:10,753 --> 00:26:14,048 Don't pray for me, just press play for me 721 00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:17,594 Don't cry for me, just put one in the sky for me 722 00:26:17,635 --> 00:26:20,555 Honestly, if you lie, you die to me 723 00:26:22,974 --> 00:26:26,436 Don't pray for me, just press play for me 724 00:26:26,477 --> 00:26:29,939 Don't cry for me, just put one in the sky for me 725 00:26:29,981 --> 00:26:33,401 Honestly, if you lie, you die to me 726 00:26:34,986 --> 00:26:38,156 My problems is real, m-m-my problems is real 727 00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:39,657 I tried to run from my problems 728 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,117 Until I bloodied my heels 729 00:26:41,159 --> 00:26:43,953 My problems is real, m-m-my problems is real 730 00:26:43,995 --> 00:26:45,705 I tried to run from my problems 731 00:26:45,747 --> 00:26:47,123 Until I bloodied my heels 732 00:26:47,165 --> 00:26:50,335 I swallow my courage, and then I swallow my fears 733 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:52,462 And then I swallow every ounce left 734 00:26:52,503 --> 00:26:54,130 In the bottle that's near 735 00:26:54,172 --> 00:26:56,591 I'm deep in my feels, my right hand on the wheel 736 00:26:56,633 --> 00:26:59,969 I know they say drugs kill, but so do cops, who cares? 737 00:27:00,011 --> 00:27:03,014 This shit straight ill 738 00:27:03,064 --> 00:27:07,614 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54376

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