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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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[laughs]
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Ooh! [growls]
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Mommy!
Aaaaaaah!
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Duncan!
Duncan!
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Mommy, look!
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♪ I'm dancing on the table
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♪ Now I'm skating
on the placemats ♪
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♪ I had gummy bears
for breakfast ♪
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♪ And I'm going insane
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I'm afraid for your life,
but it's so adorable.
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I have to get a picture.
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[both growl]
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I want mangley spoon!
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Mangley spoon is mine!
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Catch me, Mommy!
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both: Mom!
What?
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Yay...
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Aw!
[whines]
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I thought we solved
this spoon thing.
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It's Tuesday.
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Kimberly gets
the mangley spoon.
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Mmm!
[chuckles]
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[muffled]
Haha.
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Ugh, that should be
my bloody mouth!
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Sorry, Jing.
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Do your dangerous,
cute thing again.
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Why bother?
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You're clearly enjoying
Duncan and Kimberly's
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daily spoon fight more than me.
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Guess what?
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Our stimulus check
finally arrived,
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and I spent it all
on tickets to...
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the movies!
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all: Yeah!
Yay!
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Ooh, "The Seedy Life
of Plants"!
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I just have to know
what these little guys do
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when I'm not around.
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I call shotgun!
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I called shotgun
in bed when I woke up!
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Don't do anything crazy
while we're gone!
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[both grunt]
Move your flat ass!
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I'll move it
into the front seat!
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And the doctor said
my ass isn't done growing!
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Your mother gets shotgun!
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She feeds me orange slices
while I drive.
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Then I get backright seat!
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I meant backright seat
when I called shotgun!
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[growls]
[screams]
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My ulna!
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It was your radius,
crapbrain.
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Will you two knock it off
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and help Jing get
in her car seat?
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Look!
I buckled myself in.
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Not now, Jing.
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I know how to do it.
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I was just being cute.
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Don't look at me, freak!
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I'm flippin' you off.
Double bird!
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I am so sick
of your fighting.
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One day, your father and I
will be gone
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and you'll only have
each other.
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The love of a sibling is one
of life's treasured blessings.
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You don't talk to Uncle Stan.
Never say his name!
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We're never gonna get along,
Mom.
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You should let that go.
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Yeah, I can't wait
till we're estranged adults!
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Hey, Duncan,
you remember Kimberly?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
I've been meaning to call.
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You still living in Illinois?
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Um, Germany.
Right, right.
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So, how's Tammy?
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Uh, my wife's name is Angie,
and she's dead.
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Right, right.
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I think I put a heart
on that post, mmhmm.
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You want to meet
your nephew?
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Nah.
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Why wouldn't you meet my son?
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You were just gonna use him
to ask me for money!
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Go back to Germany with your
whitecollar criminal husband!
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[both grunt]
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Let's see what
my future looks like!
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No time for fantasies, Jing.
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I need to yell
at your brother and sister.
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't make us
turn this car around!
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Nice try, you already
bought the tickets.
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[retches] I mailed in proofs
of purchase for this!
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Jack!
Roundabout!
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[all scream]
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That's it.
We're going home.
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Jack, reverse roundabout.
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Ugh! Thanks a lot.
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Now I'll never see a plant
throw a rager!
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[lively music]
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They're coming back, guys!
[record scratches]
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[growls]
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I sprayed some Shout
on the shirt.
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We won't know until morning.
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Both of you,
go to your rooms.
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Straight to bed.
Now!
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Fine by me.
Love it.
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Alexa, unplug WiFi.
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both: No!
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But I'll die.
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Do it, Alexa.
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[screams shrilly]
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You monsters!
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[stomach growls]
[grunts]
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Shut up.
I'm hungry too.
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[stomach growls]
Ugh, okay, I'm going!
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[sinister music]
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Is that the last Babybel
sharp original cheese?
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♪
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[munches loudly]
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[both grunting]
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[screams]
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I'm sending you to hell!
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I'm already there!
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Duncan!
Kimberly!
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[both scream]
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Spray me, Daddy.
Sorry, Jing.
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The hose is set
to punishment, not fun.
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Aw...
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[both scream]
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This is why
we don't get invited
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to neighborhood block parties!
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Yeah, we know
you're having block parties!
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Family discord.
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As old as Cwain and Abel.
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We're at the end of our rope,
Bradley.
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How are you so wellbehaved?
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I wasn't always.
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I used to be a pyro.
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Some kids suck their thumbs.
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Some kids wanna
watch the world burn.
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Oh, sure.
Sure.
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But what turned it around
for you?
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Trust Falls
Wilderness Therapy Camp.
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You can use my referral code.
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It says here that
three former therapy campers
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have gone on to be
state representatives.
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Disgraced Congressman
Timothy Gerald.
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Not bad.
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And the brochure is glossy,
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but I don't know.
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Yeah, they're awful kids,
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but they're not
sendaway awful.
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Uh, Daddy?
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[cackles]
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Mom, Kimberly's killing me
with your good mixer!
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both: Hmm...
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Don't make us go!
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It's cheaper
to just send him!
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Okay, time to go. Miss you.
Have a great time. Bye!
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[knocks on van door]
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[cheers and applause]
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Thank you!
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They'll be gone all week!
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[inhales, gags]
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Ugh!
The air is fresh!
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And none of the trees
are cell towers!
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Howdy, troubled campers!
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Whether you burned down
a house,
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stole your grandma's meds,
or just choked your stepdad
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'cause he smoked your
cigarettes, we're gonna fix ya!
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Who is this loser?
I'm Douglas.
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And you're not just my campers.
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You're the children
I couldn't biologically have.
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Let's get this week started!
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[claps excitedly]
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It's your fault we're here
with Clappy McCastrated.
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[grunts]
My tibia!
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That was the best movie
I've ever seen,
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and I've seen three movies!
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I didn't like it at first,
but it grew on me.
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[chuckles]
Get it? Grew?
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Aha, look who wants to play!
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I'm glad you sent Duncan
and Kimberly to jail.
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Swing me!
both: Whee!
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I can't believe...
all: Whee!
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Neglected her so much.
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That ends today.
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For the next wheek,
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all our focus will be on you.
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What do you wanna do next,
honey?
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I wanna see "Plants" again!
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all: Whee!
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Now, our program's
all about teamwork,
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so we're gonna start
by building a fire.
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Everybody, pair up.
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There you go.
Find a buddy.
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Mm.
Hmm.
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both: [grunt]
Damn it!
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Okay!
One of you has kindling.
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The other has flint.
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Uhoh!
This calls for teamwork!
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[grunts]
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Haha, you'll never be warm.
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But you will.
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[screams]
[both grunt]
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Ow! My metatarsals!
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You two need
to work together,
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or you're never gonna graduate.
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Thanks, Overalls, but
it doesn't matter what we do.
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We go home in a week anyway.
Wrong, Overbite.
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You don't successfully complete
the course, you don't go home.
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We've been here 20 years.
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21, front butt!
[both grunt]
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I'm telling Mom and Dad,
if they're still alive!
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[gasps]
21 years?
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Who's gonna watch my son?
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[hums]
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Oh, Chef Jing, the plastic
spaghetti and Barbie leg
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hit the spot.
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And that rack of Lego bricks
was divine.
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Thanks for dining with us.
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I didn't charge you
for the handful of Cheerios.
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Ah, we're not done yet.
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Can we see your dessert list?
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[yawns]
Sorry.
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The arcade and indoor
trampoline wore me out.
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I'm going on my break.
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Rhonda will take care of you.
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But how are you gonna nap
when you're it?
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[chuckles]
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[screams]
Oh, God!
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I'm okay!
[groans]
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Ooh, Daddy needs a doctor.
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Get your medical kit!
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[imitates sirens wailing
weakly]
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Welcome
to the Trail of Trust.
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You will guide
your blindfolded partner
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across this obstaclefilled trail.
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Good luck, my beautiful babies!
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I'm gonna run behind this tree
and watch.
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[claps excitedly]
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The only way we're ever
gonna leave this place is
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if they think
we're getting along.
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Yeah, I can't do that.
Neither can I.
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But we can pretend
to get along.
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Pretend? Well, I was
a back half of a donkey
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in four school plays,
so let's do it.
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Forward, big brother!
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You have my trust,
oh, noble sister!
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Sharp rock ahead.
Veer left!
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I believe in you.
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Nicely done, good listener.
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Hooray to us
and our loving bond!
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[gasps]
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Oh, man.
This could be so good!
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[grunts]
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Ugh!
Go right.
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[gasps, panting]
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Super siblings!
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You cannot fake love like that.
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[both laugh]
262
00:10:21,122 --> 00:10:23,761
Don't laugh with me!
I'm not laughing with you.
263
00:10:23,828 --> 00:10:25,631
I'm laughing at you
for laughing with me
264
00:10:25,698 --> 00:10:27,502
and not thinking
I'm laughing at you.
265
00:10:27,569 --> 00:10:29,806
Good!
[both grunt]
266
00:10:32,712 --> 00:10:36,319
Jing, where are you?
267
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,655
[panting]
268
00:10:37,722 --> 00:10:40,661
When will this ever end?
[door clicks]
269
00:10:40,728 --> 00:10:43,466
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
270
00:10:43,534 --> 00:10:46,372
I guess she's not here.
271
00:10:46,439 --> 00:10:47,742
[sighs contentedly]
272
00:10:47,809 --> 00:10:49,513
[screams] Whoa!
Gotcha!
273
00:10:49,579 --> 00:10:52,017
[groans]
274
00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:56,225
All righty, who likes games
of personal sacrifice?
275
00:10:56,292 --> 00:10:57,194
Excellent!
276
00:10:57,261 --> 00:10:59,165
Okay everyone,
here's the scenario.
277
00:10:59,231 --> 00:11:02,906
The island is going to explode,
but only one of you can escape.
278
00:11:02,972 --> 00:11:05,210
Who goes in the boat?
279
00:11:05,277 --> 00:11:08,383
[all grunting]
280
00:11:10,788 --> 00:11:14,195
We'd rather die together
than live apart.
281
00:11:14,261 --> 00:11:16,500
Thus is the strength
of our love.
282
00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,036
Whoa!
Save some of that progress
283
00:11:18,102 --> 00:11:20,240
for the rest of these nutcases.
284
00:11:20,307 --> 00:11:21,409
Shame on you!
285
00:11:21,475 --> 00:11:23,146
Shame on all of you!
286
00:11:27,622 --> 00:11:28,891
Come on, Jing!
287
00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:33,066
Let's pretend we're pirates
looking for pizza booty!
288
00:11:33,132 --> 00:11:36,607
I want to pretend I'm an
adult and get the pizza myself.
289
00:11:36,673 --> 00:11:38,243
But what are we gonna do?
290
00:11:38,309 --> 00:11:41,249
Here's an iPad.
Entertain yourselves.
291
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,756
Okay.
Here we go.
292
00:11:44,823 --> 00:11:46,760
Sprite.
Olive oil.
293
00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:49,265
Red hot pepper flakes.
Loose change.
294
00:11:49,331 --> 00:11:53,006
And a free sample
of Pepcid AC.
295
00:11:53,072 --> 00:11:55,544
What do I get
if I drink the whole thing?
296
00:11:55,611 --> 00:11:57,582
If you're gonna make this
about personal gain,
297
00:11:57,649 --> 00:11:58,784
just forget it.
Yeah, Bex.
298
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,353
You used to be
about the sludge.
299
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,924
No, I am!
I am!
300
00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:04,094
[glugs loudly]
301
00:12:04,161 --> 00:12:07,502
Oh! It tastes bad!
[door clicks]
302
00:12:07,568 --> 00:12:09,338
Oh, hey Jing.
Here's your pizza.
303
00:12:09,405 --> 00:12:11,510
Do me a favor.
Put it under the heat lamp.
304
00:12:11,576 --> 00:12:13,112
I just need five minutes.
305
00:12:13,179 --> 00:12:15,952
How are Duncan and Kimberly
doing in psycho camp?
306
00:12:16,018 --> 00:12:17,120
Probably better than me.
307
00:12:17,187 --> 00:12:20,260
I wanted all the attention,
and it was fun at first...
308
00:12:20,327 --> 00:12:21,830
Ooh, I'm sensing
a twist coming.
309
00:12:21,897 --> 00:12:23,867
But now
they won't leave me alone!
310
00:12:23,934 --> 00:12:25,370
There it is!
[loud banging on glass]
311
00:12:25,437 --> 00:12:28,744
Jing, the iPad locked!
What's your passcode again?
312
00:12:28,811 --> 00:12:30,380
One, one, one, one, one, one!
313
00:12:30,447 --> 00:12:33,520
Argh! Is me pepperoni pizza
ready yet?
314
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,457
Get back in the car!
315
00:12:37,962 --> 00:12:40,000
[softly]
Mm...
316
00:12:40,066 --> 00:12:42,839
Ugh, I feel like I'm dying.
317
00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:44,308
[belches]
318
00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:46,012
Mia, another Sprite!
319
00:12:46,078 --> 00:12:48,851
We're goin' again!
320
00:12:50,453 --> 00:12:53,794
Congratulations,
Duncan and Kimberly only!
321
00:12:53,861 --> 00:12:55,296
Shame on you!
[all sigh]
322
00:12:55,363 --> 00:12:56,566
[grunts]
Ow!
323
00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:59,839
Well, you two have completed
the program in record time.
324
00:12:59,906 --> 00:13:02,310
You ran across the Hot Coals
of Communication...
325
00:13:02,377 --> 00:13:03,881
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
326
00:13:03,947 --> 00:13:04,949
Your pain is my pain.
327
00:13:05,016 --> 00:13:08,557
The Compassion Cake
you baked changed my life.
328
00:13:11,162 --> 00:13:14,034
[sniffles]
Dad, I forgive you.
329
00:13:14,101 --> 00:13:15,771
And your Dance of Devotion
330
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,076
was just the right amount
of sexual.
331
00:13:18,142 --> 00:13:19,746
♪ I'm a savage, yeah
332
00:13:19,813 --> 00:13:22,117
♪ Classy, bougie, ratchet
333
00:13:22,184 --> 00:13:23,186
Yeah!
334
00:13:23,252 --> 00:13:24,789
By the power invested in me,
335
00:13:24,856 --> 00:13:26,960
by a workshop I took
at the Airport Radisson,
336
00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:29,431
I now present you with
this certificate of Completion
337
00:13:29,499 --> 00:13:32,705
and a ride on the Zip Line
of Zuczess.
338
00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:34,374
Gimme!
Thanks, sucker!
339
00:13:34,441 --> 00:13:35,744
We faked the whole thing!
340
00:13:35,811 --> 00:13:38,282
Yeah, this camp blows,
and you're a virgin!
341
00:13:38,349 --> 00:13:40,888
I've been nothing
but nice to you!
342
00:13:40,955 --> 00:13:44,161
It was my idea to fake it!
I'm going first!
343
00:13:44,228 --> 00:13:45,731
It was my idea
to agree with you.
344
00:13:45,798 --> 00:13:48,469
I should go first!
[gasps, growls]
345
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:51,776
[both grunting]
Whoo!
346
00:13:51,843 --> 00:13:54,481
That zip line's
only for one person!
347
00:13:54,549 --> 00:13:57,420
[both scream]
348
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,559
Oh, my goodness!
349
00:13:59,626 --> 00:14:02,230
And that's why we have
parents sign release forms.
350
00:14:02,297 --> 00:14:05,504
What did we do
to deserve this?
351
00:14:05,571 --> 00:14:07,474
[both scream]
352
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,687
We're gonna die!
353
00:14:13,754 --> 00:14:14,989
[grunts]
354
00:14:15,056 --> 00:14:16,726
Never mind.
I'm good.
355
00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:19,532
[grunts]
356
00:14:19,599 --> 00:14:21,101
[gasps]
357
00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:23,206
Thank you, gentle beavers.
358
00:14:23,272 --> 00:14:26,546
[grunting]
359
00:14:26,613 --> 00:14:29,686
I was riding the Zip Line
of Zuczess out of here,
360
00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:31,155
and you ruined it!
361
00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:35,664
I ruined it?
362
00:14:35,731 --> 00:14:37,835
Okay, I've been waiting
15 years
363
00:14:37,902 --> 00:14:39,939
to say this to you, Kimberly.
364
00:14:40,006 --> 00:14:41,576
Nuhuh!
[gasps]
365
00:14:41,643 --> 00:14:43,714
Oh, yeshuh!
366
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:44,682
It's getting late.
367
00:14:44,749 --> 00:14:47,020
We gotta find our way back
to the main road.
368
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,389
Why should I follow you?
369
00:14:48,456 --> 00:14:50,527
'Cause I've watched
every survival show!
370
00:14:50,594 --> 00:14:53,834
Step one, tie a Tshirt
around my head.
371
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:58,109
Step two, we form an alliance
and drink each other's pee.
372
00:14:58,175 --> 00:15:00,113
I'm not drinking your pee.
373
00:15:00,179 --> 00:15:01,883
Oh, like your pee
is so great!
374
00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:03,119
It's better than yours!
375
00:15:03,185 --> 00:15:05,056
Alliance over.
You're on your own.
376
00:15:05,123 --> 00:15:06,158
Fine!
When I get home,
377
00:15:06,225 --> 00:15:09,632
I'll try to remember
to send someone for your body.
378
00:15:12,304 --> 00:15:14,876
Survival journal.
Day one.
379
00:15:14,942 --> 00:15:17,748
Beard's coming in nice.
380
00:15:17,815 --> 00:15:21,121
We're getting' hungry.
Need protein.
381
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:24,495
Gonna kill me a squirrel.
[squirrel chitters]
382
00:15:24,562 --> 00:15:25,864
[grunts]
383
00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:27,735
Thank you for your sacrifice.
384
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,104
Your meat will nourish me
385
00:15:29,171 --> 00:15:31,175
through this harsh,
harsh winter.
386
00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:32,778
[grunts]
387
00:15:32,845 --> 00:15:34,348
[gasps]
[squirrel chitters angrily]
388
00:15:34,414 --> 00:15:36,118
[panting, grunts]
389
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,592
Oh, great Aranyani,
goddess of the forest.
390
00:15:39,659 --> 00:15:43,432
It is I, your Wiccan sister,
Kimberly Harris.
391
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,871
I summon your help
to guide me home
392
00:15:45,938 --> 00:15:48,710
or improve my cell service.
393
00:15:48,777 --> 00:15:51,448
Okay, I know I'm only Pagan
when I need something,
394
00:15:51,516 --> 00:15:55,189
but show me that you hear my
prayer, and we're still good.
395
00:15:55,256 --> 00:15:58,028
[thunder crackles loudly]
[screams]
396
00:15:58,095 --> 00:16:00,567
My powers are too strong!
397
00:16:00,634 --> 00:16:02,337
[hums]
398
00:16:02,404 --> 00:16:05,042
Ew! This pizza's
hot and fresh!
399
00:16:05,109 --> 00:16:07,280
That's 'cause usually
we spend 30 minutes
400
00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:10,153
pulling Duncan and Kimberly
apart before we eat!
401
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,589
Why are you yelling?
402
00:16:11,656 --> 00:16:14,562
This is my normal
family dinner voice!
403
00:16:14,629 --> 00:16:18,537
[normally] That I don't have
to use anymore.
404
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:22,343
Oh, it's so nice to be able
to have a real conversation.
405
00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:24,782
So, Jing,
what did you do today?
406
00:16:24,849 --> 00:16:25,884
You know what I did.
407
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:27,320
We spent every minute together.
408
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,759
Ah, yes.
I had fun too.
409
00:16:29,826 --> 00:16:33,332
For tomorrow, Jing, we're
thinking Monopoly marathon.
410
00:16:33,399 --> 00:16:35,269
We'll start with
"Harry Potter" Monopoly,
411
00:16:35,336 --> 00:16:36,506
then "Frozen" Monopoly
412
00:16:36,573 --> 00:16:39,077
And, of course,
"Super Mario" Monopoly.
413
00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:41,348
Rockin' into
Metallica Monopoly.
414
00:16:41,415 --> 00:16:42,952
That's for me,
but you'll like it too.
415
00:16:43,018 --> 00:16:45,156
I can't take this anymore!
416
00:16:45,223 --> 00:16:47,093
I want Duncan
and Kimberly back!
417
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,231
[sighs]
I do kinda miss them.
418
00:16:49,297 --> 00:16:51,970
Yeah, I don't sleep well
if I don't yell myself out
419
00:16:52,036 --> 00:16:53,239
by the end of the day.
420
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:56,011
Yeah, hosing down
animals having sex is fun,
421
00:16:56,078 --> 00:16:57,648
but it's just
not as fulfilling.
422
00:16:57,715 --> 00:17:00,286
And if I have one more second
of your undivided love
423
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,357
and attention,
I'll kill us all!
424
00:17:02,423 --> 00:17:04,327
But they haven't completed
their therapy.
425
00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:07,501
Oh, just give 'em a pill
and sign 'em up for a sport.
426
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,772
Let's go!
427
00:17:13,914 --> 00:17:16,986
[whimpering weakly]
428
00:17:17,053 --> 00:17:18,088
Ugh!
It's you.
429
00:17:18,155 --> 00:17:20,393
Thanks a lot, Aranyani.
430
00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:23,833
Oh, can you
pull this stick out?
431
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,104
[moans dramatically]
432
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,908
It was just stuck
in your belt loop.
433
00:17:27,975 --> 00:17:29,344
Is it bad?
434
00:17:29,411 --> 00:17:31,448
[sighs]
The belt loop's fine.
435
00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:34,589
But if we don't build a fire,
we're gonna freeze to death.
436
00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:36,358
[both panting]
437
00:17:38,597 --> 00:17:40,601
The wood's too wet.
It won't light.
438
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:43,540
Here, try this.
Is that a clump of my hair?
439
00:17:43,607 --> 00:17:46,178
Yeah, I've been cutting
a little bit every night
440
00:17:46,244 --> 00:17:47,881
to make you think
you're going bald.
441
00:17:47,948 --> 00:17:50,219
[chuckles]
442
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,190
[sighs contentedly]
You know,
443
00:17:52,256 --> 00:17:54,394
we can be a good team
when we feel like it.
444
00:17:54,461 --> 00:17:57,166
Yeah, how did we get here?
I don't know.
445
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:58,737
I just wanted
the mangley spoon,
446
00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,841
and next thing I know,
we're baking a cake
447
00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:02,310
for dumbass Douglas.
448
00:18:02,377 --> 00:18:04,014
I don't know
why we fight so much.
449
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,851
Your face?
Possibly.
450
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,053
You've mentioned it often.
451
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,190
You know, siblings
are just random people
452
00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:11,094
who are forced
to love each other.
453
00:18:11,161 --> 00:18:13,232
Yeah, if we didn't have
the same mom and dad,
454
00:18:13,298 --> 00:18:14,869
we wouldn't even be friends.
455
00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:16,104
That's what I'm saying!
456
00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:18,543
Brothers and sisters who get
along all the time are gross.
457
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:21,214
Like Derek and Julianne
Hough grinding on each other.
458
00:18:21,281 --> 00:18:23,520
Ew!
Yeah! It's against nature.
459
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,891
Remember the time I pushed
you down a flight of stairs
460
00:18:25,957 --> 00:18:27,260
for the last GoGurt?
461
00:18:27,326 --> 00:18:30,667
Yeah, my shoulder
still does this.
462
00:18:33,338 --> 00:18:35,376
Mom and Dad expect too much.
463
00:18:35,443 --> 00:18:37,313
They're the problem.
Not us.
464
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,451
That's the smartest thing
you've ever said, Duncan.
465
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,288
That's the longest
you've ever listened.
466
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,060
Do we like each other?
467
00:18:44,127 --> 00:18:47,200
[moose exhales sharply]
468
00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:49,772
[screams]
Forest dog!
469
00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:50,941
It's a moose, stupid!
470
00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:53,078
[moose growls]
471
00:18:53,145 --> 00:18:56,017
And now he's mad!
Run!
472
00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:59,357
[moose growling]
[both panting]
473
00:19:00,694 --> 00:19:03,098
I read in a book that
if you give a moose a muffin,
474
00:19:03,165 --> 00:19:05,771
umoh, God, I didn't finish!
475
00:19:05,837 --> 00:19:08,142
[both panting, gasp]
476
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:09,410
[both scream]
477
00:19:09,477 --> 00:19:11,248
I don't think it's
gonna hold the two of us!
478
00:19:11,314 --> 00:19:12,518
Maybe you should just go!
479
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,222
No!
I'd rather die together now
480
00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:18,061
than die alone
five minutes from now!
481
00:19:18,128 --> 00:19:19,197
[moose growls]
482
00:19:19,264 --> 00:19:21,736
[both panting]
483
00:19:21,803 --> 00:19:25,476
[both wail]
484
00:19:25,544 --> 00:19:28,983
[moose growls]
[both scream]
485
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:32,023
I'll be your plank!
486
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,829
Step on my flat ass!
487
00:19:34,895 --> 00:19:38,068
[grunts]
488
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,939
Help!
Give me your hand!
489
00:19:40,005 --> 00:19:41,642
No! I'm using them!
490
00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:43,880
[both grunt]
491
00:19:43,947 --> 00:19:45,984
[gasps, chuckles]
492
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:47,821
You suck, moose!
493
00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:50,125
Yeah, man wins again!
494
00:19:50,192 --> 00:19:51,829
[both chuckle]
495
00:19:54,768 --> 00:19:56,137
[moose growls]
496
00:19:56,204 --> 00:19:58,175
[both scream]
497
00:19:58,242 --> 00:20:00,346
I'm sorry
your future wife died!
498
00:20:00,412 --> 00:20:03,151
I'm sorry I never visited you
in Germany!
499
00:20:03,218 --> 00:20:04,187
[moose growls]
500
00:20:04,254 --> 00:20:07,561
[grunting]
501
00:20:09,063 --> 00:20:11,903
Run, my babies!
Run!
502
00:20:11,969 --> 00:20:13,573
[screams]
503
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,276
That guy was
actually pretty nice.
504
00:20:15,342 --> 00:20:18,716
Yeah, I hope he gets some
in heaven.
505
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,624
Duncan! Kimberly!
506
00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:26,264
Hey, you forgot me
in the car!
507
00:20:26,331 --> 00:20:29,237
[happily]
They forgot me in the car.
508
00:20:29,304 --> 00:20:32,911
[sighs contentedly, snoring]
509
00:20:32,978 --> 00:20:34,314
Aw!
[both grunt]
510
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,451
Love you.
Bumpy road. Gotta pee.
511
00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:38,623
We're sorry we sent you away.
512
00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:41,394
Tell you what,
you can fight all the way home.
513
00:20:41,461 --> 00:20:42,731
Nah, that's okay.
514
00:20:42,798 --> 00:20:45,235
Come on, bro.
You want backright seat?
515
00:20:45,302 --> 00:20:47,239
I called backright seat
when I said,
516
00:20:47,306 --> 00:20:49,210
"Nah, that's okay."
517
00:20:49,277 --> 00:20:52,784
Aw, $2,000 well spent!
518
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,056
Get in the car, Annie, I
just saw a moose eating a man.
519
00:20:58,863 --> 00:21:01,368
Wow, Douglas
really turned it around,
520
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:02,938
'cause when I was peein'
next to him,
521
00:21:03,005 --> 00:21:05,877
it was all moose.
522
00:21:07,814 --> 00:21:11,421
Aw, look at you two, getting
along like the Eilishes.
523
00:21:11,489 --> 00:21:15,329
Tada! I put another spoon
in the garbage disposal,
524
00:21:15,396 --> 00:21:19,538
so now, you each have
your own mangley spoon.
525
00:21:19,605 --> 00:21:22,209
Hers is more mangled!
The hell you say!
526
00:21:22,276 --> 00:21:24,480
[both grunt]
527
00:21:24,548 --> 00:21:27,186
I got it!
I got it!
528
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:28,956
[both scream]
529
00:21:29,023 --> 00:21:29,792
[chuckles]
530
00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:33,131
It's good to have everything
back to normal.
531
00:21:33,181 --> 00:21:37,731
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