All language subtitles for Duncanville s02e02 Duncans New Word.eng

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[laughs]

Ooh! [growls]

- Mommy!
- Aaaaaaah!

- Duncan!
- Duncan!

Okay, Dunkie, don't forget.

- Ten and two like the hands of a clock.
- The what of a what?

Honey, kids don't know
what clocks are.

Think of it like four and one
on a rotary phone.

- Ugh!
- Duncan, train!

[train whistle blares]
[grunts]

[tires squeal]
[screams]

[all scream]

I made eye contact
with the conductor!

- Dunkie, pay attention!
- Ugh, you have so many rules.

Look both ways, stay awake,
keep your leg inside.

[car horn blares]

- Ugh.
- You think she's tough?

Driving with my dad was terrifying.

[harp strums]

Don't use your blinker!
They'll know where you're going.

[tires squeal]
[car horn blares]

Take your hands off the wheel!
Use your knees, damn it.

Don't stop for that cat!
[cat yowls]

- Sorry, kitty!
- Never apologize to a cat!

[groans]
Of all my sperm,

I can't believe you
are the one that made it.

[groans sadly]

[groans sadly]

[chuckles]
Your Grampy stories are hilarious.

??

Can we stop and feed that old horse?

No, little girls
and horses don't mix.

- He looks nice.
- Yeah, well, so did Ted Bundy.

Some animals
are just born rotten.

You've heard the expression.
You know,

- "Born a rotten animal."
- Nobody has, Mom.

You struggled coming up with it.

- Duncan, leg!
- Hm?

Ah!
I don't wanna die in these shorts!

Ah, if I'm gonna get through
"Of Mice and Men,"

I'm gonna need a little
something, something.

You know you're not allowed
to have coffee.

It stunts your growth
and curls your hands.

Besides, there's something
about a 12-year-old girl

with coffee that's just... tawdry.

- Ugh, leaving, bye.
- Hold on, Speedy McGee.

- Where do you think you're going?
- Movies with friends. Bye.

Hey, wait a minute,
Exit McBrexit.

- Did you take out the trash?
- No.

- Fold your jammies?
- No.

- Take your bathy?
- No.

- Clean your earsies?
- No, and I never will!

- Bye!
- Jack!

Okay, Duncan,
please just pick one chore

- to do before you leave.
- Come on, Jack.

I don't wanna
always be the bad guy.

- Stop being such a soft touch.
- Don't, Dad.

We like that you're a soft touch.

Soft touch Daddy!
Ooh!

I am not a soft touch.

You heard your mother... and me.
Do your chores!

- [whispers] I'm so sorry.
- Fine.

Bathy, earsy, foldy.
Happy?

Be home by 10:00.
What time?

- 10:00.
- I can't hear you.

- 10:00!
- There we go.

- Enjoy your movie, sweetie.
- Don't tell me what to do! [clatter]

That was a scary movie.

When the licensed
paranormal investigator

turned out to be unlicensed,
I screamed my butt off.

I loved that it was more than
just a dumb, scary horror movie.

It had something to say

about how we handle death
as a society.

Yeah, my favorite part
was when the ghost

represented the guy's grief
at the loss of his mother

in that car accident
when he was a child.

Were we watching the same movie?

Seriously, you got that?
They never actually said it.

Seemed pretty obvious.

Let's get some
Kenny Chesney cheesy fries.

Wait, wait, go back to
the ghost representing grief.

Wolf, swap seats with me.

[thinking]
Oh, her leg is touching mine!

[phone buzzes]

But angry Mom is texting me.

What would Kenny Chesney do?

Ignore them texts, Duncan.
Mia thinks your tractor's sexy.

Dang, my cheesy Chesney fries
are mmm-mmm good.

[chomps]

[phone buzzes]

- Jack, it's 10:30.
- [gasps]

- VH1's "Behind the Music" is on.
- Duncan's late.

He's either making out
or bleeding out.

- Both aren't good.
- Honey, he's fine.

And Def Leppard's drummer
hasn't lost his arm yet.

- There it goes.
- Come on. We're gonna go get him.

"He brought the muzzle of it
close to the back of Lennie's head."

Your brother broke curfew.
Get in the car.

- Can I bring my bunny book?
- Sure.

And the app also tells you what part
of the movie to go pee during.

I didn't know
you were such a film buff.

Oh, yeah. I'm an "obstute"
observer of the human condition.

Hey, when we're done eating,
you want to come over to my house?

- We can watch Peacock and chill.
- [gasps]

Hoo-wee, Duncan,
everything gets hotter

when the sun goes down.

[hums country melody]

[tires squeal]

[brakes screech]

Look at him.
He's alive.

That little creep left me on "read."

Drag him out, Mom,
but cheat yourself

toward the window so I have
a good shot of both of you.

Good luck, honey. Hey, could
you grab me some Funyun rings?

I can't go in. There's a hole
in my pajamas in a bad spot.

- Go.
- Me?

But you're so much better
at public scenes

and don't care
what the kids think of you.

You're his father.
Just go in and say,

"Get your butt in the car,
or I'll put it there."

- What if he says "no?"
- You don't take "no" for an answer.

Okay.

I'm the father. I'm the father.
I'm the father.

Are you sure your parents
will be cool with me coming over?

Actually, they're out of town.

Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

Duncan Harris,
I am your father!

Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

Well, this is every teen's fantasy.

- Duncan, you are out past curfew.
- I have a good reason. [grunts]

Whoa, son, I had no idea.
Sorry to bother you.

[grumbles]

I'm sorry, Duncan,
but it's time to go.

- Bid your friends farewell.
- Calm down. I'll meet you at home later.

- Let's roll, Mia.
- But your father.

[chuckles] Don't worry about him.
He's a pushover.

Hell no, you'll meet me now
in here and also at home

- 'cause that's where we're going!
- Maybe you'd better go.

My parents will be out of town
again in six months.

No, you're impressed
with me tonight,

and this may never happen again.

Duncan Harris, I am your father!
You are still my little boy,

now get your butt in the car,
or I will put it there.

[tense music]

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[Bleep] you, Jack!

- Oh!
- [gasps]

Mm, no, uh, uh...

[screaming]

- Huh?
- Daaaamn!

??

Hm.

[panting, grunts]

- Ah!
- I cannot believe

those horrible words
came out of your mouth,

the mouth that,
up until last month,

still had two baby teeth!

- Wait, you were just in bed.
- What?

Those are doubles we hire
to attend all your school crap.

Hey, don't forget, parent
teacher conference next week.

I gotta go.
School starts in three hours.

Oh, no, you don't.

Look at what you've done
to your father.

Get in the car. I'm the father.
I'm the father... [sobs]

What do you have to say
for yourself, young man?

I apologize
for the toxic atmosphere.

I fired three producers,
and you can have your birthday off.

That's a celebrity apology.
It's meaningless.

Dad kept yelling at me
in front of my friends.

I mean, if you shake a bottle
of water long enough,

- it explodes.
- You mean can of soda.

You're shaking the water, Mom!
I'm out of this dump.

You might feel
like a big shot now,

Cussy McFoulmouth,
but let me tell you

nobody's impressed, mister,
nobody!

CHEERLEADERS:
He's impressive.

Duncan's impressive!

Back up, everybody.
Worldstar coming through.

That was
freaking awesome, dude,

and by freaking,
I mean what you said.

Oh, hey, Mia, sorry you
had to see that last night.

Do you still want
to Peacock and chill?

'Cause if not, I can stay home
and HBO Max and wax.

Are you kidding? Who knew
you had a rebellious side?

And who knew I was so basic
that I'd be attracted to it?

Why don't you come over tonight?

- Maybe I will. Maybe I won't.
- God, I love this you!

Ugh, I've been nagging him
for 15 years.

Where did his anger come from?

- Poor Mommy.
- Yeah, she's going through hell.

So here's how we exploit it.

Duncan's giant screwup
has just opened

- the window for us.
- The window?

The parents are so upset
with Duncan,

we have 24 hours
to do whatever we want

and not get in trouble.
Watch.

- Man, that's good coffee, Mom.
- Huh? Oh, thanks, yeah,

- Hazelnut blend.
- Oh.

Mommy, Kimberly and I
both have fevers,

so we're staying home
from school today, okay?

Yeah, okay, sure.
Have a good sickness.

TOGETHER: The window.

[laughter]

Hey, Ashley, it's Duncan Harris.

Your friend May told me
your boss keeps harassing you

to wash your hands
before going back to work,

so just want to tell him...

[school bell rings]
... Dave.

And that's another 25 bucks.

We over here
making Jeremy Piven money.

Duncan, I just read
in the school paper

what you said to your dad.

So where'd he hit you?

- He didn't.
- Not even with his hand?

A shoe?

A novelty safari belt
from his trip to Nigeria

that will leave a imprint
of a elephant of your ass?

Some of his tears hit me.

Damn, your dad
sounds like a good man.

- Oh, yeah, he's the best.
- But you made him cry.

I destroyed him.
What are you getting at, Mr. Mitch?

Duncan, all a father has
is the false belief

that he's in charge,
but you grabbed his power.

- I know it feels really good right now...
- Really good.

But who's gonna high-five you
after your first kiss?

Who's gonna fart
and blame the dog?

Who's gonna speak
too long at your wedding

when everyone
just wants to drink?

Not your good dad 'cause
he's dead. You killed him.

I still don't get what you're...
Wait a minute...

[harp strums]

[engine sputtering]

Start already.

[engine buzzes]

I get it!
Thanks, tiny Duncan.

That kid needs to get hit.

Look, I'm Mommy
on her wedding day!

Baby Duncan's in my tummy.

And I just joined
her Pedalton class.

I see "Shrink my Fannie Annie"

from Oakdale's with us today.

Who's ready
for their revenge body?

I am, Brendan.

[panting]

I found chocolate syrup
under Mommy's bed.

That's a weird place to keep it.

Oh, well.
I'm eating for two.

Faster, bitch!

Your husband works too hard
for you to look like that.

I'm not wasting our window
on this fat-shamer.

- Let's go have some unsupervised fun.
- Yeah!

[Icona Pop's "I Love It"]
? I don't care ?

? I love it ?

? I don't care ?

??

? I got this feeling
on the summer day ?

? When you were gone ?
[both retch]

? I crashed my car
into the bridge ?

? Into the bridge,
I watched, I let it burn ?

? I threw your...
into a bag and pushed... ?

? Just yesterday ?

? I swaddled you ?

? I coddled you ?

? Then you F-bombed my heart ?

Oh, hey, Dad,
Mr. Mitch and I thought

about what I said,
and I'm really sorry,

and I'm ready for my punishment.

You don't own
an elephant belt, do you?

You're gonna wish we owned
an elephant belt

when you hear your punishment.

- Tell him what he's lost, Jack!
- I-I think he's learned his lesson.

He's learned nothing!
Duncan crossed a line.

He's gone from rad to radicalized.

Yeah, Dad,
you have to punish me,

or else you won't bore people
at my wedding.

You know, um,
sometimes the best punishment

- is no punishment.
- Where are you getting this stuff, AOC?

- Punish your son.
- Yeah, punish me, Dad.

Smash that guitar over my head

- like in cartoons.
- No!

TOGETHER: Why not?

Because I respect you
for saying what I never had

the guts to say to my father!

Do... uh, do you want me
to tell you the story?

- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.

One day, when I was still
trying to get my band going

and working a part-time job,
he came to my work.

[grunts]

- Sorry to interrupt you and your date.
- Need something, Dad?

So this is the job you took

instead of working
with your old man

- at the dog food factory.
- Let's not do this here.

Why?
You gonna cry?

Dad, those are for display only.

Oh, tough guy, eh?

- Knock it off!
- You gonna cry, rock star?

You gonna run home
to your ukulele

- and write a song about me?
- It's a guitar!

That's not a guitar.
Hank Williams plays a guitar.

- You know what, Dad?!
- What?

Mm... I'm going on my break!

- [sobs]
- Oh, and happy birthday!

That was the day
I should have said it to him,

but I didn't have
your guts, Duncan.

Plus I was afraid he'd
knock me through a window.

Oh, honey, it's never too late

to say something hateful
to someone you love.

Duncan, when you said it to me,
how did it feel?

Honestly, like cool grass
under your feet

- on a hot summer day.
- I love that feeling!

Too bad I missed my chance.

[phone buzzes]

- Alright! Mm.
- [whines softly]

No, Dad, we're doing this, and
I will be your amoral support.

- Mom, you want in on this action?
- No, but take video.

I have to keep an eye
on your sisters.

Wait, where are they, anyway?

- Dracarys.
- [fire whooshes]

Let's go yell at my father!

- Dad and Duncan made up.
- Aww, that's nice.

No, Jing, that means
the window is closing.

Oh, that sucks!

We can only get away
with one more thing.

What have we always
wanted to do,

but Mom always says no?

Feed the horsey.

I was gonna say
Post Malone our faces,

but we walked all the way here.

[Aerosmith's "Train Kept a Rollin'"]
? Train kept a-rolling all night long ?

? Train kept a-rolling
all night long ?

Hey! If I'm gonna swear at my
dad, I need my pump up music.

We've been sitting outside
Grampy's place for an hour.

- Are we doing this or what?
- Not yet.

? But I just couldn't tell her ?

? No, no, no, no, no ?
Okay, I'm ready.

??

I am here to see Dick Harris.

- Jackie!
- [screams]

[bell rings]

So good to see you, son.

Do it, Dad.
End his old ass.

[horse grunts]

Aw, he wants us to get on.

Do you think we should?
Huh?

Yee-haw!
Is that right?

And now time to enjoy
my post-workout snack

of carrots and sugar cubes.

Hmm, hm.

What the?
Kimberly, Jing!

[grumbles softly]
That horse!

And let's not forget your dad
and that damn guitar.

- Here we go.
- Lock and load that F-bomb.

He played
that damn thing so well,

- a regular Hank Williams.
- You used to hate my guitar.

You backed over it
with your Bonneville.

Ah, I was jealous.

I had the handsomest,
most talented kid and I was

a nothing who ground
bird beaks into dog food.

I was tearing you down
to build myself up.

Heck, if I was you, I'd be
telling me off right now.

[grumbles]

Actually, Dad, there is
something I need to say.

What?

- Mm...
- [rasps]

F...

- father, I love you!
- That's my boy.

Ugh, I didn't listen
to that train song

six times for this.
I'm grabbing a frosty N-Shure.

He's so beautiful.

I'm gonna call him
Princess Jing

- like Daddy's guitar.
- He's not mean.

What else is Mom lying about?

I'll bet I can't get pregnant
on the first time.

No way, and I'm gonna touch
that fence by the power plant.

[electricity humming]

Girls, get off that horse!
It's dangerous!

You're a liar, Mom!
Go away!

Yeah, you're crazy, lady!

[horse neighs]
Oh, ah!

- Whoa!
- Ah, I'm sorry, Mommy!

- Save us!
- Yeah, help us, lady!

Stand down, Officer Maple Bar.

- Officer Maple Bar?
- You know this horse?

We used to work together.

[harp strums]

Until one day,
I was given the choice

of keeping the horse
or taking a new electric cart.

I loved Maple Bar more
than anything in the world.

He even saved my life once,

but the cart had a cupholder,
so I chose the cart.

[horse grunts]
[harp strums]

You traded him for a cupholder?

- You're the rotten animal!
- I'm so sorry, Maple Bar.

Come on, it's a hot day.
Let me give you some water.

Maple Bar, no!
You were my maid of honor!

[horse neighs]

[metal clanking]

[horse neighs]

I don't blame him.
I put the cart before the horse.

[laughs]

Gosh, that's funny!

I made a funny joke by accident.
I did an improv!

Sorry we exploited you
being mad at Duncan

- to nearly kill ourselves.
- Can you ever forgive us?

I can always forgive,
but I never forget,

which means
I never really forgive.

[metal clanking]
[horse neighs]

You done all right for yourself, son.

Beautiful family,
your own business,

ponytail Seabiscuit would kill for.

Did you hear that?
He accepts us.

[high-pitched ring]
Eh.

Where's that damn nurse
with my meds?

Hey, where'd the twinkle
in your eye go?

- Jackie, can you do me a solid?
- Anything for you, Pop.

Change your old man's diaper.

- Whoa, what?
- Oh, come on.

When your diaper
needed changing,

who made your mom do it?

Oh, never mind.
I'll just stew in it.

No, Pop, I won't let you stew
in anything besides my love.

Strawberry,
butter pecan, banana nut...

man, dying people have the life.

Hey, kid, would you mind
giving your grandfather

this pill for his back pain?
We're going on strike.

- Sure, no prob and good luck.
- Thanks.

Get this to your grandpa soon.

His meds are the only thing
keeping him nice

- 'cause when they wear off...
- He's a mean, old man

who thinks it's fun
to make his son cry?

That's our Dick!

Oh, no, Dad thinks
his father loves him!

[panting]

Dad, you're supposed to take
the peanuts out of the shell.

I paid for the shell.
I'm gonna eat the shell.

Now hurry up.
It's cold, you idiot.

Are you criticizing me
while I'm doing

the most loving, disgusting thing
a child can do for his father?

Dad, Dad,
don't fall for his praise.

His meds make him...
what the...? [screams]

Look away!

[laughs]

Oh, Jackie, you'll do
anything to feel loved.

You didn't mean
those nice things you said?

And changing you,
that was just to humiliate me?

Aww, you gonna cry about it, rock star?

- Say it, Dad!
- Say what?

Your dad's not man enough.
Why don't you tell me, Slumpy?

[in slow motion]
Huh?

Ugh.

Start already!

[engine rumbles]

- [Bleep] you, Dick!
- Huh?

[glass shatters]
[thud]

??

- Oh!
- Ah, ugh!

Oh!

TOGETHER: ? Train kept a-rolling
all night long ?

? Train kept a-rolling
all night long ?

You were right, son!

Cool grass on a hot summer day!

You're the best dad ever!

I promise I will put you
in a nicer home than that one.

- Duncan, train!
- Yeah, kept a-rolling!

No, train!

[train whistle blares]

Ten and two.

[rock and roll music]

- Whoo!
- Yeah!

? Well, get along ?

? Sweet little woman get along ?

??

Ooh! Hit me.

[both sigh]

- That B12's got a kick.
- Yeah, sneaks up on you.

[phone buzzes]

It's Mia.
She wants to know if I'm up.

- Ugh, I hate being grounded.
- Hey, I blocked you once.

Go to Mia's.
I'll cover for you.

Thanks, Dad.

You rock!

Okay, you're up!

Slump over a little bit more.

Aww, my sweet boys.

[squirrel chirping frantically]
[gulps]

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