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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
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Dominoes, the greatest game
ever invented mother fuckers.
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Good evening, ladies
and gentlemen,
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Wannabe domino players,
fans, groupies,
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and niggas sick
and tired of losing
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all the motherfucking time.
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Welcome to my Masterclass.
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I am the Pimpfesser
Dr. DMF, AKA Big Dub.
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Look, I'm here to
explain this shit,
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so sit down and
shut the fuck up.
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See dominoes was
started by the Chinese.
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Down in the Compton
part of China.
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- Back in the war.
- What war?
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Would you shut the fuck up?
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I told you I'm on TV.
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It don't matter what war.
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Nigga we got so many, who cares?
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Yeah, shut the fuck up.
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Like I was saying before
I was rudely interrupted.
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My great-great-great-
great-grandfather
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learned the game
from the Chinese.
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He snatched the big six.
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We wrote the whole damn game.
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Then he smuggled
it back to America.
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Where it spread like
mudbutt on ribs.
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You dig?
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Mother fuckers from all parts
of the world took to it.
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'Cause see, that's
the magic of dominoes.
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It brings people together.
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Even the saltiest motherfucker
will pull that stick
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out of their ass when they
sit down and throw them bones.
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28 bones to be exact.
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Yeah, yeah I know, real bones
are white and so are dominoes,
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but they wouldn't mean shit
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if it wasn't for them
black dots, you feel me?
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Can I get a witness?
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Black power, alright.
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Ah fuck you.
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Big six is the highest number.
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Match the numbers in
your hand to seven
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with the bones on the table.
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If you can't play,
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that's when you draw from
the boneyard until you can.
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Score in multiples of five,
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and play until you
have your last domino.
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And when that's gone,
you yell "Domino!"
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Or as we say in the hood,
"Domino motherfucker!"
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To let them know you run shit.
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And that's all there is to it.
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Buy my app, if you're too slow
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to figure the rest
of this shit out.
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Now, for real, shut the fuck up
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while I watch the wildest,
ratchetest domino tournament
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ever played.
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I know y'all ain't ready.
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♪ 50 on my waist
fuck out my face ♪
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♪ We can not relate can't ♪
relate bitch I'm way too paid ♪
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♪ I just hit a bank hit ♪
a bank feel like 50K ♪
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♪ Watch me run it
up I run it up ♪
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♪ All up in your face ♪
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♪ Watch me run it up hey ♪
I can't get enough damn ♪
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♪ She gon give me top yeah ♪
let's go hit the cook now ♪
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♪ Stick stuff in they cup aye ♪
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♪ We don't give no fucks aye ♪
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♪ Keep a shooter with me ♪
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♪ Since you think you
can't get touched ♪
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♪ Drop top purple walk hey ♪
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♪ Yeah I lean a lot she ♪
just want to fuck me ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm thumbing
through this knot ♪
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♪ We is not the same 'cause ♪
you be fucking with the cops ♪
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♪ Keep her right up on me I ♪
ain't fucking with the ops ♪
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♪ 50 on my waist
fuck out my face ♪
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♪ We cannot relate
bitch I'm way to paid ♪
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♪ I just hit a bank
feel like 50K ♪
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♪ Watch me run it up run it up ♪
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♪ All up in your face ♪
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♪ Watch me run it up hey ♪
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♪ Watch me run it
up I run it up hey ♪
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♪ Watch me run it up hey ♪
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♪ Watch me run it up I run ♪
it up all up in your face ♪
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♪ Pull pull pull
up to the scene ♪
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♪ Phantom ice and beams ♪
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♪ Clutching heavy on this ♪
thing about to let it sing ♪
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♪ And we taking everything ♪
that's on everything ♪
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Another mother fucking day.
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You have to get up to get down.
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♪ These haters wanna
bring me down ♪
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♪ That's why I
don't come around ♪
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Aah, I hate that nasty ass shit.
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Let's do this.
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♪ 'Cause niggas
be weird as shit ♪
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♪ If I don't never do no ♪
favors I ain't owe you shit ♪
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♪ I don't be coming round to ♪
much you be on bogus shit ♪
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♪ Trying to oversell me ♪
OJ get promoted shit ♪
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♪ But I be over shit and ♪
what the fuck is it ♪
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♪ I'ma do some shitty
strictly of the ♪
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It's all
good, what's going on?
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We got dominoes, we
got food going man.
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Now look
at this shit man,
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they crazier than
a motherfucker.
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♪ 'Cause I don't want
to hear that shit ♪
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What you gon' do?
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Tension on the compound,
tension on the compound,
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What you got to say
about that baby?
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Chinese man say same thing.
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All right, all
right, all right, all right.
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Alright.
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There you go, what
you gon' do now?
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The rate is switching bitches
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Damn you be cheating
Gerald, you ain't shit.
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Let me see if these
motherfuckers won.
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My daddy always said,
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"If you can rock these
bones, you can start a cult."
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I breaks champions over
these tables every day.
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That's the real juice of
being a true dominologist.
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A domi what?
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Dominologist, I
psychologically abuse
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and dominate a man's soul
and spirit across any table.
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Gerald, shut
the fuck up. Okay?
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- We did it.
- We did it.
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This is love, this
is what I call love.
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- I know.
- You understand me?
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We are gonna have
so much fun in Cabo.
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Cabo!
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You know what?
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I'm so happy that Andy's gonna
be staying with your pops.
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Listen, I can't wait
for Andy to meet my pop.
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Trust me, it's gonna be great.
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My father is a father, father,
he gon' take care of him.
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I know, you're so lucky baby.
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Because my father, he was shit.
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And your pop seems so
hype on the FaceTime.
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And Compton
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The art, and
culture and museums.
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Why are you going to Cabo
and I'm going to Compton?
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Where's Compton?
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I heard that Compton's
become so hentrified
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in the last couple of months.
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Hentrified?
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Yeah, hentrified and
like, all cleaned up.
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Yeah, I'm with you.
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- Cabo.
- We on the way.
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Can I come to Cabo?
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- We're on the way
- Ooh
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Fiesta, fiesta.
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We can't get
there quick enough.
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I hope you got nine lives,
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'cause I'm finna eat
the cat from the back.
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Who are you?
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How are you even my dad?
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Meow, blow me a kiss baby.
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Oh, ooh ooh ooh, it's so strong.
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Right where I like it.
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Come ride this tally whacker.
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Jeez.
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Stick it in my pocket.
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- Love, love.
- Cabo.
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Cabo.
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Listen we finna get it in!
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We finna get it in!
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Hey, quit stalling nigga,
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'cause you've been
talking shit all morning
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trying to avoid
this ass whooping.
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- Stalling?
- Let's do it.
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Do you think
I'm scared of you?
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Yeah.
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I ain't scared of
nothing but dying.
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You've been dying
for me all day.
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Let's run it, let's
run it back then.
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Let's run it back.
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Hold, hold, hold up.
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Junior, why you calling
me this time of the AM?
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Yeah, yeah, I know about
the boy and everything.
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Listen I told you,
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that girl was just
having the jungle fever.
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Jungle fever?
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You were supposed
to get rid of her.
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Now you done married her,
now I got this obligation.
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You know, I got big shit popping
around here this weekend.
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I'm over here rehearsing
for this domino tournament.
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- You ain't gon' win shit.
- That I'm gon' win.
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Come on now, what?
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Listen, you know white
kids is a problem.
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They bad luck. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be there,
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giving me orders like I
work for the government.
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What's this shit?
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I'll be there in a minute.
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Tell him to look for
a elderly Denzel,
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and a classic Ella Ryder.
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Yeah, yeah, I'll be
there in a minute.
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Bye.
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Denzel, really?
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Watch them bones.
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Rufus.
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Hurry up and finish my ride
so you can come on in here
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and let me whoop
that ass for you.
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Didn't I whoop your old
last night in those dominoes?
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You was dreaming.
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Domino motherfucker.
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Domino.
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Hey little boy,
your name Andy?
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Yeah.
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Come on over here, I've
been waiting on you for hours.
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Running up all my gas.
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You know you're eating
in my practice time
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showing up late boy.
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I got to get ready
for this tournament.
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The World Domino Championship!
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It's cracking y'all!
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Bones are gonna break, and
the world's gonna shake.
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As the greatest dominoes master
in the whole damn universe,
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universe, universe
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is crowned!
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We're talking a grand
prize of 10,000 big ones.
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So bring your baby mama
and the whole damn fam.
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'Cause it's going
down, down, down.
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Where?
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This luxurious
Compton rent-a-space.
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So act like you know, and be
there or be a punk ass bitch.
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West side.
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Huh? You like that, huh?
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Oh, that is fly stuff, man.
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Fly stuff. This
is gonna go viral.
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- Yeah?
- I know it.
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Oh, sorry.
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Can you just give me a second?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Oh, thank you.
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Hey Shauna,
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did you see the graphics
of the bouncing low riders?
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No, I don't give a
damn about low riders, Walter.
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Yeah, it's pretty
fly stuff right?
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Yeah, we're getting
dozens of responses.
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Where's
the damn money?
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What, no?
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That's why our
credit's in the damn toilet.
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What do you mean our
credits in the toilet?
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In fact, it depends on
how your defining toilet.
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That's
money for the kids.
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No.
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I'm gonna take them.
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You can't take the
boys away from me.
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I'm leaving and
they're coming with me.
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Oh my God, just.
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I really got a good feeling
about this, this is the big one.
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That's it,
it's the last straw.
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Just stick with
me, honey, honey!
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Everything okay?
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Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, if you
could, just give me a sec.
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Yeah.
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This is my kitchen.
251
00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,405
Where I cook things I like.
252
00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:36,375
I don't know what
white folks like.
253
00:13:36,410 --> 00:13:37,508
That's the living room.
254
00:13:40,183 --> 00:13:42,315
That's where I play dominoes.
255
00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,152
Hey, hey, don't touch that!
256
00:13:44,187 --> 00:13:45,857
Still got a game going.
257
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,892
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
258
00:13:51,227 --> 00:13:52,127
Who's she?
259
00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:56,263
That's Ella May.
260
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,366
Sweetest most faithful
woman to ever live.
261
00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,338
Ella, I wanna
give you something.
262
00:14:05,373 --> 00:14:06,845
I wanna give you this ring.
263
00:14:08,211 --> 00:14:10,112
Gerald, Where'd you
get this ring from?
264
00:14:10,147 --> 00:14:13,115
I know you didn't buy me no
ring with no gambling money.
265
00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:14,919
I don't want no gambling ring.
266
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,888
I told you I ain't
gambling no more.
267
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,286
I got this ring with
my hard earned money,
268
00:14:19,321 --> 00:14:20,551
and I want you to have it.
269
00:14:21,455 --> 00:14:22,322
I ain't lying.
270
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,458
Then I'll wear it,
and cherish it forever!
271
00:14:28,297 --> 00:14:29,934
Shit, you better cherish
that damn ring forever.
272
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,496
You with me for the long haul.
273
00:14:31,531 --> 00:14:33,432
Till death, do us part.
274
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:34,565
Okay.
275
00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:36,908
Goddam mosquito.
276
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,536
Where the waiter at? Goddamn.
277
00:14:38,571 --> 00:14:40,175
Been waiting for our
damn food for 30 minutes.
278
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,243
All they brought us
is some damn wine.
279
00:14:42,278 --> 00:14:43,145
I'm hungry!
280
00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:48,579
That's your room on the left.
281
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:51,923
Wait a minute.
282
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,353
Slow your roll son.
283
00:14:53,388 --> 00:14:55,256
Everything in here
is important to me.
284
00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:56,994
I don't want you to forget that.
285
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,095
Neat, I definitely
will, Granddad.
286
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:00,558
And I'm not your granddad!
287
00:15:00,593 --> 00:15:02,395
Do we look related?
288
00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:04,199
My good for nothing,
all the time, son
289
00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:05,937
ditched you on me.
290
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,302
And that's what this
is, social service.
291
00:15:08,337 --> 00:15:10,502
So since we gotta be
trapped in here together,
292
00:15:10,537 --> 00:15:12,240
I got some rules and shit.
293
00:15:13,606 --> 00:15:15,705
Don't touch nothing
that ain't yours.
294
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,675
Wash your ass, keep
my house clean,
295
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,743
and make yourself useful.
296
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:24,549
White privilege is a foreign
term in Compton, boy.
297
00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:26,650
If you didn't
know, now you know.
298
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,422
And that's my room on the right.
299
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,063
Whoa, that's a lot of pills.
300
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,999
Hey, don't touch those.
301
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,298
They're for my heart.
302
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,970
I forget them sometimes.
303
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,071
So you see them lying
around, leave them be.
304
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,570
And you must be Ms. Jeffries.
305
00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:47,341
Mr. McDonough.
306
00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:50,179
Yes, Walter McDonough,
so nice to meet you.
307
00:15:50,214 --> 00:15:51,609
Pleasure to meet you.
308
00:15:51,644 --> 00:15:54,249
Please, let me show
you around the venue.
309
00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:57,087
Now, Pastor recently
bought this place.
310
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,288
So it's still a
work in progress.
311
00:16:00,323 --> 00:16:02,257
Oh, don't mind the mess.
312
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,063
As long as you don't
mind my camera crew here!
313
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,427
You're so gorgeous!
314
00:16:07,462 --> 00:16:08,659
You should be in the movies!
315
00:16:08,694 --> 00:16:10,529
Oh, I wish I was.
316
00:16:10,564 --> 00:16:13,103
I mean, this crib could
use some renovations.
317
00:16:14,436 --> 00:16:16,271
I mean, wasn't
Jesus a carpenter?
318
00:16:16,306 --> 00:16:19,010
Yes, and a divine one.
319
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:21,045
Oh, all right.
320
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,178
Well, hopefully
he'll come back soon.
321
00:16:22,213 --> 00:16:23,740
We could really use him, huh?
322
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,017
You know, I'm just,
I'm like a chameleon.
323
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,580
I'm always rebuilding
myself, rebranding.
324
00:16:28,615 --> 00:16:31,583
After 34 years of
award-winning service,
325
00:16:31,618 --> 00:16:35,290
they just revoked my
retirement fund, huh?
326
00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:38,590
I guess you don't send a
little old mimis around
327
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,658
with the lady showing her-
328
00:16:40,693 --> 00:16:42,330
But, uh, you know,
329
00:16:42,365 --> 00:16:44,233
so I had to dabble in a
lot of different things.
330
00:16:44,268 --> 00:16:48,303
And some of them were just
right before their time.
331
00:16:52,441 --> 00:16:54,705
You know, they say
you miss a 100%
332
00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:56,278
of the shots you don't take.
333
00:16:56,313 --> 00:16:59,215
So I'm glad I took those swings.
334
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,811
It's just unfortunate that
they ricocheted right back
335
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,615
and hit me in the nuts.
336
00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:07,553
Oh, this way to
the pastor's office.
337
00:17:07,588 --> 00:17:09,522
He should be in there now.
338
00:17:09,557 --> 00:17:10,655
Give you a hand there.
339
00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:12,228
Thank you, Mr. McDonough.
340
00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:13,097
There you go.
341
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,263
Follow me.
342
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,169
Goddamn, Ms. Jeffries.
343
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,830
Even the Devil knocked twice.
344
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,733
I was just spreading some...
345
00:17:22,768 --> 00:17:25,604
God comes
in a thief in the night.
346
00:17:25,639 --> 00:17:27,276
Yeah, He do.
347
00:17:27,311 --> 00:17:28,706
Okay, we brought a
guest, a visitor.
348
00:17:28,741 --> 00:17:32,314
Pastor Steele, this
is Mr. Walter McDonough.
349
00:17:32,349 --> 00:17:35,680
He's the gentleman who's
going to rent the venue
350
00:17:35,715 --> 00:17:37,253
tomorrow afternoon.
351
00:17:37,288 --> 00:17:38,617
His crew is loading
in right now.
352
00:17:38,652 --> 00:17:40,751
Okay, you got my check, right?
353
00:17:40,786 --> 00:17:41,620
Yeah, yeah, I sure do.
354
00:17:41,655 --> 00:17:42,786
It's right here.
355
00:17:42,821 --> 00:17:44,095
Yeah, there you go.
356
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,295
All right, all right.
357
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:47,626
Thank you, Jesus.
358
00:17:47,661 --> 00:17:49,232
All right, Ms. Jeffries,
359
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:50,662
You go and run that
money down to the bank.
360
00:17:50,697 --> 00:17:52,499
You know, take care of,
361
00:17:52,534 --> 00:17:55,139
and I'll put you on
later, all right?
362
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,570
Be marching with you, okay?
363
00:18:00,575 --> 00:18:02,377
Shit, for an old lady,
364
00:18:02,412 --> 00:18:04,346
Ms. Jeffries got ass.
365
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,450
But anyway, you know, this
was a Mexican restaurant.
366
00:18:09,485 --> 00:18:11,386
And they was selling
some nasty tacos.
367
00:18:11,421 --> 00:18:13,256
That's why it shut
down, but you know,
368
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,819
and then I decided to
get ordained by the Lord
369
00:18:15,854 --> 00:18:18,195
and we went into
business together.
370
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,493
So we got a lot to do, man.
371
00:18:19,528 --> 00:18:21,132
A lot to catch up on.
372
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,760
So I'm going to
take y'all around
373
00:18:22,795 --> 00:18:24,234
in the spirit of the Lord.
374
00:18:35,412 --> 00:18:36,510
Granp...
375
00:18:36,545 --> 00:18:37,445
Mr. Edges, your food is ready.
376
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,547
Hot damn Rufus,
it's been your play
377
00:18:40,582 --> 00:18:42,648
for the last five
fucking minutes.
378
00:18:42,683 --> 00:18:43,616
Mr....
379
00:18:43,651 --> 00:18:45,288
Not now, boy!
380
00:18:45,323 --> 00:18:46,388
Can't you see I'm busy?
381
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,755
What, boy? You're
breaking my concentration.
382
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,658
Well, your food's ready.
383
00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:55,397
My mom says the body needs
three square meals a day
384
00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:56,596
to be happy and healthy.
385
00:18:58,402 --> 00:18:59,896
You sure she stopped at three?
386
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,306
What I need is to play somebody
387
00:19:03,341 --> 00:19:04,835
who ain't just sold their fridge
388
00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:06,639
to get that China Brown.
389
00:19:06,674 --> 00:19:09,477
What I need is somebody
I can talk shit to.
390
00:19:09,512 --> 00:19:10,907
You can talk shit to me.
391
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,414
Watch your fucking
mouth in my house.
392
00:19:15,716 --> 00:19:17,518
What you know about them bones?
393
00:19:17,553 --> 00:19:19,652
It's basic
probability, really.
394
00:19:19,687 --> 00:19:21,588
It all comes down to
how many variations
395
00:19:21,623 --> 00:19:23,227
of numbers you can play
396
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,855
based on the factors of
the hand you've drawn.
397
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:27,297
And then you calculate the
most efficient statistical one,
398
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,200
until you're down
to a single tile.
399
00:19:32,469 --> 00:19:33,765
You mean you know
how to play this shit?
400
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,505
Well, I, uh, yeah.
401
00:19:38,376 --> 00:19:39,639
Hell, Andy!
402
00:19:39,674 --> 00:19:40,937
Shit!
403
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:41,905
Hell!
404
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:42,774
Damn!
405
00:19:42,809 --> 00:19:43,907
Shit!
406
00:19:43,942 --> 00:19:45,942
Why didn't you say so?
407
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,284
Rufus.
408
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:48,450
Rufus!
409
00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:50,980
Take your ass home!
410
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,916
No, no way down
to the damn floor.
411
00:19:52,951 --> 00:19:55,292
Go on home, you
ain't no good here!
412
00:19:57,494 --> 00:19:59,857
I'm gonna call your mama
and tell you on your way.
413
00:20:00,926 --> 00:20:01,892
You know I ain't got no car.
414
00:20:01,927 --> 00:20:03,564
You calling me an Uber?
415
00:20:03,599 --> 00:20:04,565
Uber?
416
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,731
The fuck is a Uber?
417
00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:06,897
I got some Goobers.
418
00:20:06,932 --> 00:20:08,437
You want some peanuts?
419
00:20:08,472 --> 00:20:09,504
Bye, Rufus.
420
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:13,607
Let's see what you got.
421
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,217
Watch them.
422
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,257
That's all you got?
423
00:20:28,723 --> 00:20:30,327
That a bitch!
424
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,329
Your mama do voodoo or
something like that?
425
00:20:33,464 --> 00:20:34,096
Damn!
426
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,402
Is white privilege in Compton?
427
00:20:40,636 --> 00:20:41,965
Domino?
428
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:44,902
The fuck just happen?
429
00:20:44,937 --> 00:20:46,871
What kind of Twilight Zone
have I just slipped into?
430
00:20:50,448 --> 00:20:52,008
Is this what a
stroke feels like?
431
00:20:54,617 --> 00:20:57,783
Sorry, well, my mom
says I don't make friends
432
00:20:57,818 --> 00:21:00,291
because they're intimidated
by my intellect.
433
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,425
And that I should be
proud of my gifts.
434
00:21:03,527 --> 00:21:05,362
I try to listen to her.
435
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,463
But it's hard to see your inner
light, or much light at all,
436
00:21:07,498 --> 00:21:09,630
when you're stuffed
inside your locker.
437
00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:10,532
Yeah.
438
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:13,568
Well how the fuck did your
little albino sausage fingers
439
00:21:13,603 --> 00:21:15,801
learn to throw bones like that?
440
00:21:15,836 --> 00:21:17,671
Oh, from this app.
441
00:21:17,706 --> 00:21:18,672
App?
442
00:21:18,707 --> 00:21:20,509
The fuck is a app?
443
00:21:20,544 --> 00:21:21,873
It's a way you can
play people on the phone.
444
00:21:21,908 --> 00:21:23,644
It was actually
beating the AI system
445
00:21:23,679 --> 00:21:25,514
that got me so proficient
at it and the...
446
00:21:25,549 --> 00:21:27,351
Fuck, wait a goddamn minute!
447
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:28,517
You're telling me you ain't
playing against people
448
00:21:28,552 --> 00:21:30,321
just your damn phone?
449
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,521
Well, there are other
opponents on their phones, too.
450
00:21:32,556 --> 00:21:34,391
The fuck is the
world coming to!
451
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:37,053
Dear God, Jesus, you oughta
just come back and kill us all.
452
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,791
Oh, bring the rapture, Lord.
453
00:21:38,826 --> 00:21:39,693
Look.
454
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:44,632
You can't play bones
with a screen, boy.
455
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:49,373
Dominoes, real dominoes is
all about the mental game
456
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:52,101
just as much as
it is the numbers.
457
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,806
You hear me?
458
00:21:53,841 --> 00:21:54,840
We got a lot of training to do...
459
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:55,742
We?
460
00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:58,613
I'm sorry, I just, I
can't cheat for you.
461
00:21:58,648 --> 00:22:00,109
My mom would...
462
00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:01,946
It ain't cheating actually.
463
00:22:01,981 --> 00:22:05,048
Niggas do bones with a spotter.
464
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,688
You do wanna be a
real nigga, don't you?
465
00:22:08,955 --> 00:22:10,691
Ah, don't you answer that shit.
466
00:22:10,726 --> 00:22:13,056
I see that shit eating
grin on your face.
467
00:22:13,091 --> 00:22:15,124
Look, I need a spotter.
468
00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:17,599
You wanna be a real nigga.
469
00:22:17,634 --> 00:22:19,062
Everybody wins.
470
00:22:19,097 --> 00:22:19,964
So come on.
471
00:22:20,934 --> 00:22:22,934
Let's practice.
472
00:22:26,907 --> 00:22:28,379
What's you got in your hand?
473
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:29,512
Double six.
474
00:22:29,547 --> 00:22:30,513
No, no, elephant ass, no.
475
00:22:30,548 --> 00:22:32,009
It's called Big Six!
476
00:22:33,749 --> 00:22:35,584
Look, I don't want you
getting laughed off the table
477
00:22:35,619 --> 00:22:37,916
with your Oxford English
motherfucking speaking ass.
478
00:22:37,951 --> 00:22:39,588
All right?
479
00:22:39,623 --> 00:22:41,458
Lord, help me, he
got a ways to go.
480
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,625
You know, you sure talk a lot
481
00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:47,662
but I'm beating you 75 to 25.
482
00:22:47,697 --> 00:22:48,564
Are you?
483
00:22:49,633 --> 00:22:51,600
You think you're winning, huh?
484
00:22:53,769 --> 00:22:56,440
What I see across from me
485
00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:58,508
is a neglected little boy.
486
00:22:59,577 --> 00:23:01,170
You know my son is
487
00:23:03,141 --> 00:23:05,141
pumping your momma right now.
488
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:09,420
Putting an integrated
baby in her with my DNA.
489
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:11,785
That's going to be
stronger, faster,
490
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:15,822
and a million times more
mocha latte lovelier than you.
491
00:23:15,857 --> 00:23:17,956
And when that baby comes,
492
00:23:17,991 --> 00:23:19,826
it ain't gonna take no time
493
00:23:19,861 --> 00:23:23,929
forgetting your pasty, two
tons of fun ass ever existed.
494
00:23:26,769 --> 00:23:27,636
Domino.
495
00:23:28,639 --> 00:23:30,474
See.
496
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:33,708
You don't win at bones unless
you get in the folks head.
497
00:23:34,744 --> 00:23:36,876
The game is all mental.
498
00:23:38,715 --> 00:23:40,110
I'm tired of this game.
499
00:23:40,145 --> 00:23:42,552
Why don't you me about
that scary devil guy
500
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,982
you were talking about?
501
00:23:44,017 --> 00:23:46,050
Never mentioned that
guy's name in my house.
502
00:23:46,085 --> 00:23:47,689
And if there is a God,
503
00:23:47,724 --> 00:23:49,152
he'll give me my revenge
504
00:23:49,187 --> 00:23:51,220
at this tournament
I'm training for.
505
00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:54,124
I want the whole
world to see me whoop
506
00:23:54,159 --> 00:23:56,599
that tweaking bully's ass!
507
00:24:06,204 --> 00:24:08,039
See, usually ladies,
508
00:24:08,074 --> 00:24:11,482
I don't mingle amongst
them gangster thug
509
00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:14,210
sober motherfuckers.
510
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:15,948
Who in the fuck gonna
gang bang if you're sober?
511
00:24:15,983 --> 00:24:18,654
That's silly, I
don't trust them.
512
00:24:18,689 --> 00:24:21,888
See, if I want to win this
tournament and get my crown,
513
00:24:21,923 --> 00:24:25,529
I had to call in the
baddest gangster bitches
514
00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:27,157
security guards I know.
515
00:24:27,192 --> 00:24:29,192
And it was you and you.
516
00:24:29,227 --> 00:24:32,162
You gotta understand
this is about me.
517
00:24:32,197 --> 00:24:34,769
I am the greatest
motherfucker that ever lived.
518
00:24:34,804 --> 00:24:36,067
There's God.
519
00:24:36,102 --> 00:24:36,969
And then,
520
00:24:38,137 --> 00:24:39,807
there is me!
521
00:24:54,087 --> 00:24:56,186
You know the Lord
laid his hand down
522
00:24:56,221 --> 00:24:57,693
in this one right here.
523
00:24:57,728 --> 00:24:59,629
You know, this is the room.
524
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:02,027
You know, this is the one
for all my entrepreneurs.
525
00:25:02,062 --> 00:25:04,227
You know, the big wigs.
526
00:25:06,099 --> 00:25:07,967
- Yeah man, what a blessing.
- So, but this is the lobby?
527
00:25:08,002 --> 00:25:09,870
Oh yeah, yeah, what a
blessing, what a blessing.
528
00:25:09,905 --> 00:25:12,169
Well it just seemed like the
pictures made it look bigger
529
00:25:12,204 --> 00:25:13,170
in the pamphlet.
530
00:25:13,205 --> 00:25:15,040
Yeah, we do that.
531
00:25:15,075 --> 00:25:17,581
Namita, hold off one second.
532
00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:19,682
Is this ceiling load-bearing?
533
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:21,882
Uh, partially.
534
00:25:21,917 --> 00:25:23,587
Hey, God bless you.
535
00:25:23,622 --> 00:25:25,886
Well, let's just
hold off for a second.
536
00:25:25,921 --> 00:25:27,756
Till I get this figured out.
537
00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:31,122
I got a lot of run
running on this
538
00:25:31,157 --> 00:25:34,862
and I can't have any lawsuits
539
00:25:34,897 --> 00:25:38,701
'cause I've technically
maxed out my credit cards
540
00:25:38,736 --> 00:25:41,132
and put a lien on my house.
541
00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:42,936
But it's all good.
542
00:25:42,971 --> 00:25:44,234
It's all good.
543
00:25:44,269 --> 00:25:45,774
Whoa!
544
00:25:45,809 --> 00:25:47,776
Oh, I gotta sit down.
545
00:25:47,811 --> 00:25:48,843
Woo, who knew?
546
00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:51,912
But yeah, it's good.
547
00:25:51,947 --> 00:25:53,210
You know, I haven't
seen my kids in a while.
548
00:25:53,245 --> 00:25:55,784
Ever since my wife threw me out.
549
00:25:55,819 --> 00:25:57,621
She said, and I quote,
550
00:25:59,251 --> 00:26:03,286
"I'm an abject failure and
a complete joke of man."
551
00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:05,860
But I think this tournament's
552
00:26:05,895 --> 00:26:06,960
gonna turn everything
around, right?
553
00:26:07,864 --> 00:26:08,830
Yeah!
554
00:26:08,865 --> 00:26:10,029
We can do this, right?
555
00:26:10,064 --> 00:26:11,998
Namita, give me, give it up.
556
00:26:12,033 --> 00:26:13,868
All right, yeah.
557
00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:15,771
My name is Namita Sodhi.
558
00:26:15,806 --> 00:26:18,202
I am the event coordinator
and general task master
559
00:26:18,237 --> 00:26:19,643
for the WDC.
560
00:26:20,712 --> 00:26:22,371
I'd like to say, for the record,
561
00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:24,307
that I'm here to serve my
client's personal needs
562
00:26:24,342 --> 00:26:25,946
and tastes.
563
00:26:25,981 --> 00:26:27,079
And that if I were
running things,
564
00:26:27,114 --> 00:26:29,818
my decisions would have been,
565
00:26:29,853 --> 00:26:31,721
different.
566
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,349
But considering the I'm
the only, even marginally,
567
00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:35,252
competent person here,
568
00:26:35,287 --> 00:26:37,122
I think things could have
turned out a lot worse.
569
00:26:37,157 --> 00:26:41,126
And by that, I mean we've
yet to have anyone seriously,
570
00:26:41,161 --> 00:26:42,127
injured.
571
00:26:43,163 --> 00:26:44,129
Oh, shit.
572
00:26:44,164 --> 00:26:45,130
This is fucking heavy.
573
00:26:45,165 --> 00:26:46,362
Oh shit, shit, shit!
574
00:26:48,201 --> 00:26:51,268
And this is my
prize back here.
575
00:26:51,303 --> 00:26:54,645
'Cause the Lord said,
"Let there be light!"
576
00:26:58,013 --> 00:26:58,847
There it is.
577
00:26:58,882 --> 00:27:00,145
Oh, yeah.
578
00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:02,246
Does that happen a lot?
579
00:27:02,281 --> 00:27:04,985
Oh, when you got
Jesus on the main line,
580
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:07,020
anything is possible.
581
00:27:07,055 --> 00:27:08,153
Okay.
582
00:27:08,188 --> 00:27:10,925
And I call this my incubator.
583
00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:16,095
These are the companies
and the brands that I own.
584
00:27:16,130 --> 00:27:17,228
It's not for you.
585
00:27:17,263 --> 00:27:18,361
I got some big stuff for you.
586
00:27:18,396 --> 00:27:20,264
I got the big room for you.
587
00:27:20,299 --> 00:27:22,838
This is just
collaborations of brands
588
00:27:22,873 --> 00:27:25,269
I wanted to introduce
you to, you know,
589
00:27:25,304 --> 00:27:27,139
like I can partner with you.
590
00:27:27,174 --> 00:27:28,778
Well, it's nice.
591
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:29,779
It's not exactly
what I envisioned
592
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,209
but what's that saying?
593
00:27:31,244 --> 00:27:33,145
"A shoddy craftsman
blames his tools."
594
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:36,148
I don't know what the
fuck you talking about
595
00:27:36,183 --> 00:27:38,348
but do you wanna
partner with Mac Woo?
596
00:27:38,383 --> 00:27:40,185
Macaroni and sushi?
597
00:27:40,220 --> 00:27:41,824
Bomb.
598
00:27:41,859 --> 00:27:43,892
Oh, sure we're always
looking for sponsors.
599
00:27:43,927 --> 00:27:46,158
Yeah, I'm just really
excited to get going here.
600
00:27:46,193 --> 00:27:47,225
It's gonna be a great show.
601
00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:48,996
Me too.
602
00:27:49,031 --> 00:27:50,932
And so when Ms.
Jeffries' cash that check
603
00:27:50,967 --> 00:27:53,869
and it go "cha-ching",
then we can go.
604
00:27:53,904 --> 00:27:57,840
Until then, you don't want
me and the Lord on your ass.
605
00:27:57,875 --> 00:27:59,237
No, no I don't.
606
00:27:59,272 --> 00:28:01,371
Don't don't make
me pray for you, boy.
607
00:28:01,406 --> 00:28:02,273
Okay.
608
00:28:06,411 --> 00:28:08,147
Oh, come on! Namita!
609
00:28:08,182 --> 00:28:10,182
Can you please do
something about this light?
610
00:28:11,251 --> 00:28:12,954
Hey, Walter, it's cool.
611
00:28:12,989 --> 00:28:14,054
I got this.
612
00:28:16,388 --> 00:28:18,025
I'm sorry.
613
00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:19,928
We just got such a
big show planned.
614
00:28:19,963 --> 00:28:21,358
People are gonna be asking
you what are you doing here?
615
00:28:21,393 --> 00:28:23,360
They'll be all up in your grill.
616
00:28:23,395 --> 00:28:27,771
But fact of the matter is,
once we have our winner,
617
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:31,170
we'll be able to edit this
together in a nice tight promo.
618
00:28:31,205 --> 00:28:33,337
And sell it to a
couple of investors
619
00:28:33,372 --> 00:28:35,075
I got coming out
on tournament day.
620
00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:37,748
So, everything goes as planned,
621
00:28:37,783 --> 00:28:39,442
we're gonna be in business.
622
00:28:39,477 --> 00:28:40,784
You really
think you can get this off
623
00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:41,477
without a hitch?
624
00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:43,919
Well, you know what?
625
00:28:43,954 --> 00:28:47,351
I've pretty much
lost everything.
626
00:28:47,386 --> 00:28:51,025
So what's the worst
that could happen, huh?
627
00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:52,928
His dumbass got no idea.
628
00:28:52,963 --> 00:28:54,160
Follow me, ladies.
629
00:28:57,033 --> 00:28:58,428
I'm trying to tell y'all
630
00:28:58,463 --> 00:29:00,265
and then when we do
what we gotta do.
631
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:02,872
What the fuck?
632
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:04,467
Do you know who
the fuck that is?
633
00:29:04,502 --> 00:29:06,007
No, cuz.
634
00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:06,843
Well kick the
motherfucker in the ass!
635
00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:07,811
Get him!
636
00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:17,447
This is my brother!
637
00:29:17,482 --> 00:29:18,822
Ain't these some bad
motherfuckers, aint they?
638
00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:20,285
You better tell them who I am!
639
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,518
Okay, calm down,
calm down, calm down.
640
00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:24,157
We don't need to
kill my brother.
641
00:29:24,192 --> 00:29:26,357
Boy, y'all are some bad
motherfuckers though.
642
00:29:26,392 --> 00:29:28,062
Now y'all get back over there.
643
00:29:28,097 --> 00:29:29,899
Take my keys, what we doing
644
00:29:34,268 --> 00:29:35,564
This ain't WWF motherfucker!
645
00:29:35,599 --> 00:29:37,368
I'm gonna take your ass-
646
00:29:38,976 --> 00:29:40,437
Hold on, killas!
647
00:29:40,472 --> 00:29:41,339
Calm down.
648
00:29:42,408 --> 00:29:43,946
There's plenty of ass to kick.
649
00:29:45,543 --> 00:29:47,114
It's cool, shit, hold up.
650
00:29:48,051 --> 00:29:49,512
This is important to me.
651
00:29:49,547 --> 00:29:52,482
Excuse me, she's calling me.
652
00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:58,059
Ain't nothing more beautiful
653
00:29:58,094 --> 00:30:00,094
than breaking a
motherfucking domino.
654
00:30:00,129 --> 00:30:02,459
When you break a
motherfucker in dominoes
655
00:30:02,494 --> 00:30:05,462
it's like breaking their
motherfucking soul!
656
00:30:09,303 --> 00:30:11,974
Let me show you
motherfuckers something.
657
00:30:12,009 --> 00:30:13,239
See this shit here?
658
00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:19,344
Y'all do this shit?
659
00:30:19,379 --> 00:30:20,213
No.
660
00:30:20,248 --> 00:30:21,082
No, thanks.
661
00:30:21,117 --> 00:30:21,984
You wanna start?
662
00:30:30,390 --> 00:30:33,193
It's like 37
orgasms at one time.
663
00:30:35,131 --> 00:30:37,395
Now, what we're gonna do,
664
00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:40,332
is this right here.
665
00:30:40,367 --> 00:30:41,234
Follow me.
666
00:30:46,571 --> 00:30:47,438
Look at it!
667
00:30:47,473 --> 00:30:48,439
Look around.
668
00:30:48,474 --> 00:30:49,605
Don't touch nothing!
669
00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:57,118
This right here, ladies,
670
00:31:00,057 --> 00:31:02,519
my greatest prized possession!
671
00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:10,967
Domino D.
672
00:31:12,498 --> 00:31:15,235
This motherfucker was
undefeated, never lost a game!
673
00:31:15,270 --> 00:31:19,140
I tore his ass up just when
he thought he had it made!
674
00:31:20,374 --> 00:31:21,571
And the nigga passed out.
675
00:31:22,508 --> 00:31:24,277
I went to his funeral.
676
00:31:24,312 --> 00:31:26,081
Best funeral I ever been to.
677
00:31:26,116 --> 00:31:27,676
Boy, I enjoyed it.
678
00:31:32,419 --> 00:31:33,319
Gerald Edges.
679
00:31:35,994 --> 00:31:39,061
I've been beating this
motherfucker his whole life.
680
00:31:40,196 --> 00:31:42,493
Even with his wife dying.
681
00:31:42,528 --> 00:31:44,363
I just don't give a fuck.
682
00:31:44,398 --> 00:31:46,200
I got his ring.
683
00:31:46,235 --> 00:31:48,400
I love beating
this motherfucker.
684
00:31:48,435 --> 00:31:51,172
And when I beat this dude again,
685
00:31:51,207 --> 00:31:53,075
my book will be complete!
686
00:31:57,345 --> 00:32:00,643
Domino OG, I hate to do
it to you but I had to.
687
00:32:00,678 --> 00:32:02,216
Ah, man.
688
00:32:02,251 --> 00:32:05,153
Man, Calvin, I'll
catch you little later.
689
00:32:05,188 --> 00:32:06,286
I'ma get you.
690
00:32:06,321 --> 00:32:07,155
All right, my man.
691
00:32:07,190 --> 00:32:07,584
I'ma get you.
692
00:32:11,689 --> 00:32:13,128
What's up, buzzard?
693
00:32:13,163 --> 00:32:14,965
What's happening, man?
694
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:15,966
Let's blood,
what's happening, man?
695
00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:16,967
What you been doing?
696
00:32:17,002 --> 00:32:17,264
Uh, nothing, nothing.
697
00:32:18,663 --> 00:32:20,498
I ain't seen you in
a good minute, bruh.
698
00:32:20,533 --> 00:32:22,269
I had probably thought
you were up and relocated
699
00:32:22,304 --> 00:32:24,139
or something.
700
00:32:24,174 --> 00:32:25,272
Ah, shit, nah man. It just
happened like that, man.
701
00:32:25,307 --> 00:32:26,702
You know what I'm saying?
702
00:32:26,737 --> 00:32:28,539
I've been in the
wind, you feel me?
703
00:32:28,574 --> 00:32:30,310
I had to get relocated a little
bit, you what I'm saying?
704
00:32:30,345 --> 00:32:31,707
I'm out to play my priorities,
blood, you feel me?
705
00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:32,708
Prison, nigga.
706
00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:34,314
Okay, right, right.
707
00:32:34,349 --> 00:32:36,481
I understand every word
you just said, man.
708
00:32:36,516 --> 00:32:37,482
Shit, I see you're
still representing
709
00:32:37,517 --> 00:32:38,483
for the Swetto, blood.
710
00:32:38,518 --> 00:32:39,616
That's what's up.
711
00:32:39,651 --> 00:32:40,485
Oh, for sure. For sure.
712
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,355
I rep every day.
713
00:32:42,390 --> 00:32:44,390
I wake up in the morning saying
Sewoo-nothing but the blood!
714
00:32:44,425 --> 00:32:45,655
I even do them when I go to bed.
715
00:32:45,690 --> 00:32:48,064
Sewoo, I pray.
716
00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:49,758
All right, what's up.
717
00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:51,364
I'd be happy to be free,
you know what I'm saying.
718
00:32:51,399 --> 00:32:53,168
'Cause like with
the Lord on my side,
719
00:32:53,203 --> 00:32:54,301
I can go down a righteous
path, you feel me?
720
00:32:54,336 --> 00:32:56,204
And put all that shit behind me.
721
00:32:56,239 --> 00:32:57,568
I'm tryna win this domino
tournament, you feel me?
722
00:32:57,603 --> 00:32:59,207
and get all the bread from that.
723
00:32:59,242 --> 00:33:00,670
And get my own spot.
724
00:33:00,705 --> 00:33:03,574
So right now, I'm
at the point where
725
00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:06,280
every time I think about beating
the shit out of somebody,
726
00:33:06,315 --> 00:33:09,349
I just rub my thumbs
against my earlobes
727
00:33:09,384 --> 00:33:11,021
and shit like this, right?
728
00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:13,551
And I just be like
"On bloods, nigga.
729
00:33:13,586 --> 00:33:15,454
Don't break this
nigga's chin on bloods."
730
00:33:15,489 --> 00:33:17,786
That shit be working
every time though.
731
00:33:17,821 --> 00:33:19,722
Not every time.
732
00:33:19,757 --> 00:33:21,328
Sometimes I still fuck a nigga
up but other than that nigga,
733
00:33:21,363 --> 00:33:23,594
I'm basically out here
living a zen life-
734
00:33:25,664 --> 00:33:27,235
- Oh shit.
735
00:33:29,701 --> 00:33:31,305
Who the fuck threw
the ball at me?
736
00:33:32,242 --> 00:33:33,670
I don't know, OG.
737
00:33:36,345 --> 00:33:37,740
Throw me a shot.
738
00:33:44,716 --> 00:33:46,452
Oh, hell no, shit!
739
00:34:16,781 --> 00:34:18,583
Oh, why don't you
stay out of my business
740
00:34:18,618 --> 00:34:20,222
and off of the tables, kiddo.
741
00:34:20,257 --> 00:34:21,223
Because Dominica has
been embarrassing
742
00:34:21,258 --> 00:34:22,224
the whole family lately.
743
00:34:22,259 --> 00:34:23,423
Who's Dominica?
744
00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:24,523
My alter ego.
745
00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:27,361
Get out of my room.
746
00:34:33,336 --> 00:34:34,467
I'm a grown ass woman!
747
00:34:34,502 --> 00:34:35,635
Sure doesn't look like it.
748
00:34:38,374 --> 00:34:40,473
We just wanna know where
you're going
749
00:34:40,508 --> 00:34:43,080
To practice for the
domino tournament tomorrow.
750
00:34:45,447 --> 00:34:46,743
What?
751
00:34:46,778 --> 00:34:47,843
Is that allowed?
752
00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:50,153
What do you think, Mom?
753
00:35:05,929 --> 00:35:08,600
So why don't you follow your
mother's example for once?
754
00:35:08,635 --> 00:35:10,866
Respect the men of
the house, you know?
755
00:35:10,901 --> 00:35:12,769
How about you find your balls
756
00:35:12,804 --> 00:35:15,541
or get my dad's out
of your fucking mouth!
757
00:35:29,557 --> 00:35:31,260
Do I look okay, papa, huh?
758
00:35:34,859 --> 00:35:36,628
I don't know how
to answer that.
759
00:35:38,665 --> 00:35:40,566
Why do you have to be this way?
760
00:35:40,601 --> 00:35:42,436
It's unnatural!
761
00:35:42,471 --> 00:35:44,900
You know, after a long
day's work, men come home.
762
00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:48,178
They like to unwind
over a game of bones.
763
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:50,774
We should have
that right as men!
764
00:35:50,809 --> 00:35:53,909
Women, they have
their own sports even.
765
00:35:53,944 --> 00:35:56,285
Like volleyball.
766
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,418
Ribbon dancing.
767
00:35:57,453 --> 00:35:58,881
Basket weaving.
768
00:35:58,916 --> 00:36:00,388
Basket weaving, ha!
769
00:36:00,423 --> 00:36:01,290
For real?
770
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,361
You guys can talk all the
misogynist shit you want
771
00:36:06,396 --> 00:36:08,891
but when I come back
holding this trophy,
772
00:36:08,926 --> 00:36:11,828
my seat at the table
will be undeniable!
773
00:36:11,863 --> 00:36:15,403
I'll be the best domino
player to carry the Ines name.
774
00:36:42,795 --> 00:36:43,761
Andy!
775
00:36:43,796 --> 00:36:44,663
Come on, boy, wake up!
776
00:36:44,698 --> 00:36:45,796
It's time to go.
777
00:36:45,831 --> 00:36:46,434
We got a tournament to win.
778
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:49,833
♪ Watch me run it up ♪
779
00:36:49,868 --> 00:36:51,439
♪ All up in your face ♪
780
00:36:51,474 --> 00:36:53,342
♪ Watch me run it up ♪
781
00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:54,706
♪ I can't get enough ♪
782
00:36:54,741 --> 00:36:56,576
♪ She gon' give me top yeah ♪
783
00:36:56,611 --> 00:36:58,644
♪ Let's go hit the cook now ♪
784
00:36:58,679 --> 00:37:00,514
♪ Stick stuff in they cup aye ♪
785
00:37:00,549 --> 00:37:01,647
All right, boy, we got to
get there early and register.
786
00:37:01,682 --> 00:37:03,253
Then go over a few things.
787
00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:04,980
We're not taking the car?
788
00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:06,883
Why would we take a car when
it's just a couple of blocks?
789
00:37:06,918 --> 00:37:09,754
Gas is as high as a
giraffe's coochie.
790
00:37:09,789 --> 00:37:10,953
- Granddad.
- You better hurry up.
791
00:37:10,988 --> 00:37:12,724
Wait up.
792
00:37:12,759 --> 00:37:13,923
Unless you got
navigation on that phone.
793
00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:16,332
And I ain't your damn granddad.
794
00:37:17,665 --> 00:37:18,862
Hurry up boy!
795
00:37:18,897 --> 00:37:20,303
I'm on a mission.
796
00:37:20,338 --> 00:37:21,931
I'm gonna take this bitch down.
797
00:37:21,966 --> 00:37:24,373
And this is gonna be it.
798
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:26,034
Me and Tenspeed.
799
00:37:26,069 --> 00:37:28,575
I'm coming for you!
800
00:37:28,610 --> 00:37:30,841
Worst day of my fucking
life, you feel me?
801
00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:32,513
Worst.
802
00:37:32,548 --> 00:37:33,910
You know you're still white
803
00:37:33,945 --> 00:37:35,516
even though you
wear Nike's, right?
804
00:37:35,551 --> 00:37:36,913
Man, pay attention
what I'm saying!
805
00:37:36,948 --> 00:37:38,783
My bad, nigga, my bad.
806
00:37:38,818 --> 00:37:40,422
What I'm saying is, before
I even could do anything
807
00:37:40,457 --> 00:37:41,687
she walked in on me
with her sister, man.
808
00:37:41,722 --> 00:37:42,820
Fucked up.
809
00:37:42,855 --> 00:37:44,756
Ah, man, what'd you say?
810
00:37:44,791 --> 00:37:46,395
Man, I said I was trying
to get to know her family
811
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,825
a little better, you
know what I'm saying?
812
00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:48,991
Get a little relations
with the relatives,
813
00:37:49,026 --> 00:37:50,960
you know what I'm saying?
814
00:37:50,995 --> 00:37:51,961
Shit, nigga, did it work?
815
00:37:51,996 --> 00:37:53,831
No, it didn't work!
816
00:37:53,866 --> 00:37:55,503
I can't take my advice from
Shaggy songs, my nigga.
817
00:37:55,538 --> 00:37:56,504
That only works for
light skinned niggas
818
00:37:56,539 --> 00:37:57,274
with their shirts off.
819
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,543
Hey, did you just
see this Rastafari
820
00:38:02,578 --> 00:38:03,973
with this check right here?
821
00:38:04,008 --> 00:38:05,612
You know how many
Nike's and tattoos
822
00:38:05,647 --> 00:38:06,613
that he can buy
with that, nigga?
823
00:38:06,648 --> 00:38:07,746
That's 10 thou-wow!
824
00:38:07,781 --> 00:38:09,748
Oh we about to get it, nigga.
825
00:38:24,061 --> 00:38:25,698
What kind of ghetto
ass operation is this,
826
00:38:25,733 --> 00:38:27,095
not having a ramp
for my wheelchair?
827
00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:28,734
Y'all trying to kill the king
828
00:38:28,769 --> 00:38:30,538
before I get a chance
to sit in my throne?
829
00:38:30,573 --> 00:38:32,474
So who do I need to
make wild passionate
830
00:38:32,509 --> 00:38:35,675
chittlin grease love to to
get some water up in here?
831
00:38:36,711 --> 00:38:38,579
Oh my god!
832
00:38:38,614 --> 00:38:39,712
Just let his
body completely shut down
833
00:38:39,747 --> 00:38:41,384
and reboot itself stronger.
834
00:38:41,419 --> 00:38:42,814
That's the way real
black slaves did it.
835
00:38:42,849 --> 00:38:45,047
And you're welcome for
the history lesson.
836
00:38:45,082 --> 00:38:46,114
You poor thing.
837
00:38:46,149 --> 00:38:47,885
Are you okay?
838
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:48,919
Thank you.
839
00:38:49,823 --> 00:38:50,756
I love you.
840
00:38:52,023 --> 00:38:53,561
Okay.
841
00:38:53,596 --> 00:38:55,464
I mean, I'm Andy.
842
00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:56,564
Have some water.
843
00:39:01,098 --> 00:39:02,702
Hi, I'm Andy.
844
00:39:02,737 --> 00:39:03,868
Get out of my
fucking way, kid!
845
00:39:14,782 --> 00:39:17,882
Look, you can't be going around
with my name in your mouth
846
00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:19,554
acting softer than baby shit.
847
00:39:19,589 --> 00:39:22,392
You got to take
pride in yourself.
848
00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:23,822
You wanna be a Edges?
849
00:39:23,857 --> 00:39:26,825
You don't take nothing
off of nobody, ever.
850
00:39:32,129 --> 00:39:32,996
Shit.
851
00:39:35,638 --> 00:39:39,035
Ladies and gentlemen,
Tenspeed is in the building.
852
00:39:43,206 --> 00:39:47,714
Drop it
853
00:39:49,916 --> 00:39:54,919
You wanna get this
854
00:39:57,462 --> 00:39:59,858
Ha, if it ain't the S.N.I.C!
855
00:40:04,898 --> 00:40:06,964
You know what that means,
little white fella?
856
00:40:06,999 --> 00:40:07,833
No.
857
00:40:08,869 --> 00:40:09,703
Well, let me tell you.
858
00:40:11,003 --> 00:40:14,444
If it ain't the saddest
nigga in Compton,
859
00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:15,742
Gerald motherfucking Edges.
860
00:40:17,779 --> 00:40:18,712
Tenspeed.
861
00:40:20,243 --> 00:40:22,749
I see that rehab
went terribly bad.
862
00:40:24,049 --> 00:40:25,950
The judge must've
been on drugs.
863
00:40:25,985 --> 00:40:28,117
He shouldn't have been trying
to stop me from doing cocaine.
864
00:40:28,152 --> 00:40:29,822
I love cocaine, nigga.
865
00:40:29,857 --> 00:40:31,758
That's not what this is about.
866
00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:34,431
This is about if you think
you finna come to Compton
867
00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:39,194
and take my victory from me.
868
00:40:39,229 --> 00:40:42,571
See, let me explain something
to you about winning.
869
00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:46,773
Only a loser would lose
something so precious.
870
00:40:46,808 --> 00:40:47,906
You're a loser, Gerald.
871
00:40:47,941 --> 00:40:49,809
You can't fool a nigga like me.
872
00:40:49,844 --> 00:40:53,945
You lost the most precious
thing that God gave to man.
873
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,783
That you vowed that
you could keep it
874
00:40:56,818 --> 00:40:57,949
and you lost it!
875
00:40:59,524 --> 00:41:02,492
When you get your ass
played at dominoes,
876
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:04,692
you think about this.
877
00:41:04,727 --> 00:41:06,221
It's 2020.
878
00:41:07,730 --> 00:41:10,500
You run around
here like it's 1974
879
00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:12,931
with all that goddam chest
hair on your goddam chest.
880
00:41:12,966 --> 00:41:14,570
You look ridiculous!
881
00:41:14,605 --> 00:41:16,803
You need to get a tattoo
that says "Flammable".
882
00:41:17,971 --> 00:41:19,234
I love this shit.
883
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:25,977
Come on, Andy.
884
00:41:31,050 --> 00:41:32,786
Don't worry, Grandad.
885
00:41:32,821 --> 00:41:34,249
No matter what it takes,
886
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:35,921
if it means bending
the rules a little,
887
00:41:35,956 --> 00:41:37,956
I'm gonna help you
bury his second rate
888
00:41:37,991 --> 00:41:40,024
Scooby Doo villain looking ass.
889
00:41:40,059 --> 00:41:43,093
Because Edges stand up
for themselves, right?
890
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:46,932
You damn skippy, my
little soda cracker.
891
00:41:51,741 --> 00:41:54,170
Look at all this sweet shit!
892
00:41:54,205 --> 00:41:56,909
Hell, look at all
these goddam brownies.
893
00:41:56,944 --> 00:41:58,878
Trying to fuck up
my blood pressure.
894
00:41:58,913 --> 00:42:00,176
All this sweet shit.
895
00:42:00,211 --> 00:42:03,586
Let me add a little,
896
00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:06,116
a little flavor to this.
897
00:42:06,151 --> 00:42:07,656
Tenspeed flavor.
898
00:42:08,956 --> 00:42:10,054
Don't want to put too much...
899
00:42:10,089 --> 00:42:11,891
Just balance my blood sugar.
900
00:42:22,068 --> 00:42:23,034
Name please.
901
00:42:23,069 --> 00:42:25,333
Slams. S-L-A-M-S.
902
00:42:25,368 --> 00:42:27,940
Oh, sorry, your
birth name, sir?
903
00:42:27,975 --> 00:42:31,273
Oh, that's
Rutherford Wrinkleton.
904
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,277
Really?
905
00:42:35,312 --> 00:42:37,114
Yeah, it's on my parole
bar, you know what I mean?
906
00:42:37,149 --> 00:42:38,247
I just got out.
907
00:42:38,282 --> 00:42:39,952
You know, I did like a quick 10.
908
00:42:39,987 --> 00:42:41,151
I don't even know what's
bracking these days.
909
00:42:41,186 --> 00:42:42,185
What you like to do?
910
00:42:43,793 --> 00:42:45,320
You like going to the binema?
911
00:42:45,355 --> 00:42:46,959
Sorry, what?
912
00:42:46,994 --> 00:42:48,895
The movies, you like
going to the movies?
913
00:42:48,930 --> 00:42:49,896
Oh, mm-hmm.
914
00:42:49,931 --> 00:42:51,832
Okay, bull, bull.
915
00:42:51,867 --> 00:42:53,933
So maybe after this, we can
go catch like a
916
00:42:53,968 --> 00:42:55,605
matinee or something?
917
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,608
I'm more of a Netflix
& chill girl, honestly.
918
00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:01,171
All right, Netflix is bull.
919
00:43:01,206 --> 00:43:02,942
I could do that, what's that?
920
00:43:02,977 --> 00:43:03,943
That's the new shit?
921
00:43:03,978 --> 00:43:05,076
Okay, I'm with that.
922
00:43:05,111 --> 00:43:06,077
My name right there though.
923
00:43:07,113 --> 00:43:08,717
Excuse me, miss!
924
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,620
I'm gonna need you
to hold on a second.
925
00:43:10,655 --> 00:43:11,280
I'm gonna need you to step
over here for a second,
926
00:43:11,315 --> 00:43:12,149
big fella.
927
00:43:12,184 --> 00:43:13,755
Random search!
928
00:43:13,790 --> 00:43:15,185
I really don't think
that's necessary.
929
00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:16,989
I rolled a dice and
his number came up!
930
00:43:17,024 --> 00:43:18,628
I want you to know I'm extremely
proficient with a taser.
931
00:43:18,663 --> 00:43:20,223
And I have a certificate.
932
00:43:20,258 --> 00:43:21,763
I'm gonna need you to
assume the position
933
00:43:21,798 --> 00:43:22,764
I'm sure you're familiar.
934
00:43:22,799 --> 00:43:23,897
Please spread them!
935
00:43:23,932 --> 00:43:25,635
Oh my god this is ridiculous!
936
00:43:25,670 --> 00:43:26,867
What's going on here!
937
00:43:26,902 --> 00:43:27,868
Is this a weapon?
938
00:43:27,903 --> 00:43:28,869
Is this a weapon?
939
00:43:28,904 --> 00:43:30,002
Are you moving suddenly?
940
00:43:30,037 --> 00:43:31,366
Do not move suddenly, sir!
941
00:43:31,401 --> 00:43:32,972
Calm down!
942
00:43:33,007 --> 00:43:33,973
I got this under
control ma'am!
943
00:43:34,008 --> 00:43:34,611
It's a spork, blood.
944
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,712
I don't do forks no more, man.
945
00:43:36,747 --> 00:43:37,713
They too sharp.
946
00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:39,176
And spoons are too dull.
947
00:43:39,211 --> 00:43:41,079
That's a hybrid utensil, blood.
948
00:43:42,687 --> 00:43:43,345
A spork.
949
00:43:45,184 --> 00:43:47,184
All right, I'm gonna need to
take this one to the back.
950
00:43:47,219 --> 00:43:48,053
Why?
951
00:43:48,088 --> 00:43:49,417
Why?
952
00:43:49,452 --> 00:43:50,693
Ma'am, let me do my job!
953
00:43:50,728 --> 00:43:51,353
I have an online degree!
954
00:43:51,388 --> 00:43:52,695
No!
955
00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:53,696
All right, full cavity search.
956
00:43:53,731 --> 00:43:54,356
The fuck you say?
957
00:43:54,391 --> 00:43:55,698
Stand down!
958
00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:56,864
Don't you know who this is?
959
00:43:58,230 --> 00:44:01,198
This is legendary
Bonesmith Big Slams.
960
00:44:01,233 --> 00:44:02,298
From the D Block.
961
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:03,739
Come on, G.
962
00:44:04,973 --> 00:44:06,940
I am so sorry, Mr. Slams.
963
00:44:08,141 --> 00:44:09,745
It's bull.
964
00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:11,439
It is not bull,
it is not bull.
965
00:44:11,474 --> 00:44:13,078
We're gonna treat you like
the pampered prince you are.
966
00:44:13,113 --> 00:44:15,850
We're gonna make sure
you get all the L'Croix
967
00:44:15,885 --> 00:44:18,985
and hand sanitizer your
massive heart can handle.
968
00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:20,855
All right?
969
00:44:20,890 --> 00:44:22,791
And some cocoa butter so
your elbows don't get ashy.
970
00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:25,057
I know, 'cause I
get ashy elbows.
971
00:44:25,092 --> 00:44:28,126
Little known fact,
white guys get ashy too!
972
00:44:29,195 --> 00:44:31,063
Yeah, it's true, it's true.
973
00:44:31,098 --> 00:44:33,461
All right, come on Namita,
let's get him his name tag.
974
00:44:33,496 --> 00:44:35,232
What are you doing?
975
00:44:35,267 --> 00:44:36,233
Give me that.
976
00:44:36,268 --> 00:44:37,267
What's wrong with you?
977
00:44:37,302 --> 00:44:39,104
How would you like it?
978
00:44:39,139 --> 00:44:40,072
Jeez-ah!
979
00:44:41,174 --> 00:44:42,338
Put that away!
980
00:44:42,373 --> 00:44:43,240
Walter!
981
00:44:43,275 --> 00:44:44,241
Harold.
982
00:44:44,276 --> 00:44:45,242
How's it going?
983
00:44:45,277 --> 00:44:46,375
You must be Quinton?
984
00:44:46,410 --> 00:44:47,882
Yeah, it Quilton, actually.
985
00:44:47,917 --> 00:44:48,949
Quilton?
986
00:44:48,984 --> 00:44:50,313
Yeah, like a quilt.
987
00:44:50,348 --> 00:44:54,020
Oh, and your parents
named you that?
988
00:44:54,055 --> 00:44:55,384
Family names.
989
00:44:55,419 --> 00:44:56,792
Very artistic!
990
00:44:58,224 --> 00:45:00,059
You know what, Namita?
991
00:45:00,094 --> 00:45:03,293
why don't get these guys
the VIP pizza rolls,
992
00:45:03,328 --> 00:45:05,064
that little area?
993
00:45:05,099 --> 00:45:06,736
And give them triple pepperoni!
994
00:45:06,771 --> 00:45:07,869
On the house.
995
00:45:07,904 --> 00:45:10,300
Enjoy. Here we go, there it is.
996
00:45:10,335 --> 00:45:12,808
Hey, and everyone,
I want y'all to know
997
00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:15,910
that black lives
absolutely matter!
998
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,748
Probably more than ours!
999
00:45:18,783 --> 00:45:20,816
Definitely more than ours!
1000
00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:23,511
I mean, haven't we
screwed it up enough?
1001
00:45:25,482 --> 00:45:29,286
So, black lives matter at
this tournament especially.
1002
00:45:33,028 --> 00:45:34,995
Big Slams is coming up fired up.
1003
00:45:39,496 --> 00:45:41,463
Man, I get mad about that.
1004
00:45:41,498 --> 00:45:43,531
Am I the only one
that misses Obama?
1005
00:45:43,566 --> 00:45:45,104
Am I right here?
1006
00:45:45,139 --> 00:45:46,776
Jeez!
1007
00:45:47,944 --> 00:45:48,811
That guy had it going on.
1008
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:53,211
And Michelle, can we
talk about Michelle?
1009
00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,286
This is the most beautiful
shit I've ever seen.
1010
00:46:15,037 --> 00:46:16,564
I'ma get you.
1011
00:46:32,219 --> 00:46:33,119
You good?
1012
00:46:34,188 --> 00:46:35,990
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
1013
00:46:36,025 --> 00:46:37,420
I'm just looking for
somebody for registration,
1014
00:46:37,455 --> 00:46:39,092
you know what I'm saying?
1015
00:46:39,127 --> 00:46:40,555
This is the Domino
Tournament, right?
1016
00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:41,556
Absolutely, this is
the Domino Tournament.
1017
00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:43,327
I'm a domino tournament.
1018
00:46:43,362 --> 00:46:44,966
You know, I'm a child prodigy.
1019
00:46:45,001 --> 00:46:47,166
Look, I'm a long line
of domino champion.
1020
00:46:47,201 --> 00:46:48,167
You know what I'm saying?
1021
00:46:48,202 --> 00:46:49,597
You're a prodigy?
1022
00:46:49,632 --> 00:46:51,500
Yeah. I ain't lost
since I was three.
1023
00:46:51,535 --> 00:46:53,172
I'm just here brother,
I'm just here to help you.
1024
00:46:53,207 --> 00:46:54,173
Matter fact, since
you're a prodigy,
1025
00:46:54,208 --> 00:46:55,240
I got something for you.
1026
00:46:55,275 --> 00:46:56,879
I wanna welcome you.
1027
00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:58,012
Take one of these
bralettes, man.
1028
00:46:58,047 --> 00:46:59,145
Registration right there.
1029
00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:00,278
And make yourself at home.
1030
00:47:00,313 --> 00:47:01,884
This is what this is about.
1031
00:47:01,919 --> 00:47:03,413
All right man,
thank you, brother.
1032
00:47:03,448 --> 00:47:04,546
A prodigy.
1033
00:47:04,581 --> 00:47:06,185
Well, I appreciate that, man.
1034
00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:07,318
Matter of fact, you
take two, take two.
1035
00:47:07,353 --> 00:47:08,924
Oh man, thank you, man.
1036
00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:10,156
I ain't know it was
gonna be like this man.
1037
00:47:10,191 --> 00:47:11,223
You know I got your back man.
1038
00:47:11,258 --> 00:47:12,257
Oh man, thank you.
1039
00:47:12,292 --> 00:47:13,159
Yes.
1040
00:47:15,262 --> 00:47:17,625
- What's up buddy.
- Hi.
1041
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:19,561
I need to holler at you.
1042
00:47:19,596 --> 00:47:22,630
You got an appointment with
one of Jesus' disciples.
1043
00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:25,105
Let's go.
1044
00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:26,337
It's starting to pick up.
1045
00:47:26,372 --> 00:47:27,206
It's getting hot.
1046
00:47:27,241 --> 00:47:28,075
I'm excited.
1047
00:47:28,110 --> 00:47:29,175
Oh thank you.
1048
00:47:30,211 --> 00:47:31,606
Do you love the Lord?
1049
00:47:31,641 --> 00:47:33,278
Oh yes, I love the
Lord, hallelujah.
1050
00:47:33,313 --> 00:47:35,181
Praise the Lord.
1051
00:47:35,216 --> 00:47:37,084
You know, because the
Lord says, don't be cruel,
1052
00:47:38,450 --> 00:47:41,418
'cause I will never
be that cruel to you.
1053
00:47:41,453 --> 00:47:43,057
You know.
1054
00:47:43,092 --> 00:47:44,190
said
it's my prerogative.
1055
00:47:45,127 --> 00:47:45,961
You know?
1056
00:47:45,996 --> 00:47:46,995
Didn't Bobby...
1057
00:47:48,691 --> 00:47:49,558
You're coming up in
here with bounced checks,
1058
00:47:49,593 --> 00:47:51,131
playing with me.
1059
00:47:51,166 --> 00:47:52,165
You thinks this is a game?
1060
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,463
No, no, no.
1061
00:47:53,498 --> 00:47:54,464
It's not a game.
1062
00:47:54,499 --> 00:47:56,103
Listen, about that,
1063
00:47:56,138 --> 00:47:57,071
my wife, she must've put
a block on my account,
1064
00:47:57,106 --> 00:47:58,633
but good news,
1065
00:47:58,668 --> 00:48:00,635
I've got the gate money.
1066
00:48:01,704 --> 00:48:02,538
You can take that.
1067
00:48:02,573 --> 00:48:03,407
You can have it.
1068
00:48:03,442 --> 00:48:05,013
Gate money?
1069
00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:06,146
Oh, you're
giving me permission
1070
00:48:06,181 --> 00:48:06,641
to have my own fucking money?
1071
00:48:08,381 --> 00:48:10,645
I will cut a mother fucking
pie hole out of you.
1072
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,251
Hold on.
1073
00:48:12,286 --> 00:48:13,120
You know what I mean,
you scared of this?
1074
00:48:14,024 --> 00:48:15,122
Yeah, yeah.
1075
00:48:15,157 --> 00:48:16,552
Guess what, guess what?
1076
00:48:16,587 --> 00:48:17,685
I got three, 50
pound cockroaches.
1077
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,060
The size of pit bulls right
1078
00:48:21,295 --> 00:48:22,129
You hear me?
1079
00:48:22,164 --> 00:48:22,998
Cockroaches?
1080
00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:24,065
Yeah, yeah.
1081
00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:25,066
God, no.
1082
00:48:25,101 --> 00:48:26,463
Hey, what?
1083
00:48:26,498 --> 00:48:28,102
Oh, you're gonna use
the Lord's name in vain?
1084
00:48:28,137 --> 00:48:29,037
- No.
- Huh?
1085
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:30,170
I didn't.
1086
00:48:30,205 --> 00:48:31,303
In my fucking establishment?
1087
00:48:31,338 --> 00:48:33,338
Do you know I'm a man of God?
1088
00:48:33,373 --> 00:48:34,977
Clearly.
1089
00:48:35,012 --> 00:48:37,177
You got till 4:00
PM to come up with
1090
00:48:37,212 --> 00:48:39,047
my mother fucking scratch.
1091
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,477
Okay.
1092
00:48:40,512 --> 00:48:41,610
Or I'ma have these
these cockroaches
1093
00:48:41,645 --> 00:48:42,479
bite the shit out of you.
1094
00:48:42,514 --> 00:48:43,480
You hear me?
1095
00:48:45,484 --> 00:48:47,253
Oh Lord, forgive me.
1096
00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:50,993
Cockroach, cockroaches?
1097
00:49:07,605 --> 00:49:09,605
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for coming out.
1098
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,310
Oh, hi there.
1099
00:49:13,149 --> 00:49:15,380
So we're getting about to
get started in a minute.
1100
00:49:15,415 --> 00:49:17,382
Oh look, we got some
hotties coming in.
1101
00:49:19,221 --> 00:49:21,089
Just want y'all to know
we're gonna get this show
1102
00:49:21,124 --> 00:49:22,090
on the road.
1103
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:22,750
So just sit back.
1104
00:49:22,785 --> 00:49:24,422
Yeah, sit back.
1105
00:49:24,457 --> 00:49:25,324
Time to party.
1106
00:49:27,559 --> 00:49:29,966
All right, let's hear
from DJ Dominoes.
1107
00:49:30,694 --> 00:49:31,561
Oh yeah.
1108
00:49:32,630 --> 00:49:34,003
Y'all know what time it is.
1109
00:49:34,038 --> 00:49:36,269
It's your girl DJ Dominoes.
1110
00:49:38,735 --> 00:49:43,078
I'm here to drop knowledge
and drop some dope sport beat.
1111
00:49:44,675 --> 00:49:47,775
Not trying to hate, but I
taught her everything she knows.
1112
00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:49,414
Facts.
1113
00:49:49,449 --> 00:49:51,350
Let's take a look at
our strongest contenders
1114
00:49:51,385 --> 00:49:53,121
as we enter the first round.
1115
00:49:53,156 --> 00:49:55,024
On table one, we have Tenspeed.
1116
00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:57,356
The highest ranked player
according to Liberty Parks,
1117
00:49:57,391 --> 00:49:58,786
top 10 winners.
1118
00:49:58,821 --> 00:50:01,195
He's most famously
here for his ability
1119
00:50:01,230 --> 00:50:04,528
to mind fuck opponents,
hard and deep
1120
00:50:04,563 --> 00:50:05,793
with no lubrication, y'all.
1121
00:50:05,828 --> 00:50:07,597
Somebody move all your asses.
1122
00:50:07,632 --> 00:50:10,336
Then there's big
slams on table two.
1123
00:50:10,371 --> 00:50:13,042
Who've been locked up
for the last 14 years
1124
00:50:13,077 --> 00:50:14,439
and it has shit else
to do but play bones
1125
00:50:14,474 --> 00:50:16,573
for 23 hours in his cell.
1126
00:50:16,608 --> 00:50:20,214
And on table three,
got Camilla Ines.
1127
00:50:20,249 --> 00:50:23,811
Known for her lewd and
downright nasty trash talk.
1128
00:50:23,846 --> 00:50:26,286
Oh, Ines is getting personal.
1129
00:50:26,321 --> 00:50:28,684
It looks like a family
rivalry is a brew
1130
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:32,556
as her cousin Fredrico,
a big time champ himself
1131
00:50:32,591 --> 00:50:34,426
sits at table four.
1132
00:50:35,825 --> 00:50:38,760
On table five, we've
got Pimpdaddy fresh,
1133
00:50:38,795 --> 00:50:43,270
a retired pimp whose fashion
sense is a mix of mace,
1134
00:50:43,305 --> 00:50:45,734
bargain, late 2000s.
1135
00:50:45,769 --> 00:50:47,571
We don't really know.
1136
00:50:47,606 --> 00:50:49,474
But it doesn't seem like
Pimpdaddy has his opponent yet
1137
00:50:49,509 --> 00:50:52,114
as we wonder where the
great veteran Gerald Edges
1138
00:50:52,149 --> 00:50:53,379
has disappeared to?
1139
00:50:53,414 --> 00:50:55,249
Somebody find me a man.
1140
00:50:55,284 --> 00:50:57,713
Where are you at?
1141
00:50:57,748 --> 00:50:59,418
Are you hanging out
with aunt Jemimah?
1142
00:50:59,453 --> 00:51:00,518
What's you doing?
1143
00:51:00,553 --> 00:51:02,322
All right.
1144
00:51:02,357 --> 00:51:04,225
So you have a flip
phone, so texting is out.
1145
00:51:04,260 --> 00:51:06,128
Okay, this is three, five.
1146
00:51:09,496 --> 00:51:11,397
This is four, six.
1147
00:51:15,568 --> 00:51:18,239
And if you have any doubles,
1148
00:51:18,274 --> 00:51:22,309
it can be, oh, Lord,
it's hot in here.
1149
00:51:22,344 --> 00:51:23,145
All right?
1150
00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:24,575
Get it?
1151
00:51:24,610 --> 00:51:26,544
Yeah, I got it, I'm
black and I see now,
1152
00:51:26,579 --> 00:51:28,315
and it ain't that
damn difficult.
1153
00:51:28,350 --> 00:51:30,680
Yeah, it's not like
talking with girls
1154
00:51:30,715 --> 00:51:33,386
or anything like that, right?
1155
00:51:33,421 --> 00:51:35,520
Hell you're talking about?
1156
00:51:35,555 --> 00:51:38,523
Well, I was just wondering
1157
00:51:38,558 --> 00:51:40,459
if I help you with dominoes,
1158
00:51:41,792 --> 00:51:44,793
maybe you can help
me learn about women?
1159
00:51:44,828 --> 00:51:46,432
Oh, shucks.
1160
00:51:46,467 --> 00:51:47,763
Hormones raging, huh?
1161
00:51:49,602 --> 00:51:54,308
Okay, ain't nothing
more beautiful in life
1162
00:51:54,343 --> 00:51:56,244
than finding the
love of a good woman
1163
00:51:57,643 --> 00:51:58,675
'cause you'll never
be able to find one
1164
00:51:58,710 --> 00:52:00,281
half as good as mine
1165
00:52:00,316 --> 00:52:01,711
'cause my Ella May
was the greatest woman
1166
00:52:01,746 --> 00:52:03,614
that ever graced
this green earth.
1167
00:52:03,649 --> 00:52:06,188
Having love is like pure magic.
1168
00:52:08,753 --> 00:52:10,291
There's no greater feeling.
1169
00:52:12,493 --> 00:52:15,692
Losing it is like a
repeated kick in the ass
1170
00:52:15,727 --> 00:52:17,595
with a steel toed boot.
1171
00:52:18,730 --> 00:52:21,401
That damn Tenspeed got her ring.
1172
00:52:21,436 --> 00:52:23,568
That's the only memory
of her I got left.
1173
00:52:24,637 --> 00:52:26,736
I don't wanna lose it for life.
1174
00:52:26,771 --> 00:52:28,606
Not while I'm still half alive.
1175
00:52:30,478 --> 00:52:33,215
He beat him in the losing
in last tournament.
1176
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:35,283
We got to win it back.
1177
00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:36,746
All right, let's get it back.
1178
00:52:38,486 --> 00:52:42,488
But what you were
talking about with girls,
1179
00:52:42,523 --> 00:52:44,655
I think I found my Ella May.
1180
00:52:44,690 --> 00:52:47,691
Look, we don't have
a lot of time left,
1181
00:52:47,726 --> 00:52:50,793
so we're gonna have to do
a crash course, all right?
1182
00:52:50,828 --> 00:52:52,333
Two things I'ma give you.
1183
00:52:53,402 --> 00:52:56,898
A,
1184
00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:01,738
And lastly, about you
random motherfuckers
1185
00:53:01,773 --> 00:53:03,377
who are definitely gonna lose.
1186
00:53:06,811 --> 00:53:08,679
It looks like Gerald
Edges has finally decided
1187
00:53:08,714 --> 00:53:10,846
to come on through and play.
1188
00:53:12,751 --> 00:53:13,519
Uncle Ben.
1189
00:53:14,852 --> 00:53:17,259
Did you just climb
out of your rice box?
1190
00:53:17,294 --> 00:53:18,689
Man. I want all these
beautiful people
1191
00:53:18,724 --> 00:53:20,724
to watch me whoop your ass.
1192
00:53:20,759 --> 00:53:22,957
And there ain't gon' be no
sympathy here Papa Bones.
1193
00:53:22,992 --> 00:53:25,729
Although, I would like
to formally thank you
1194
00:53:25,764 --> 00:53:28,303
for the invention
of peanut butter.
1195
00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:29,700
That shit is good as fuck.
1196
00:53:29,735 --> 00:53:32,439
Especially with jelly, goddam.
1197
00:53:32,474 --> 00:53:33,836
George
Washingtonlooking ass.
1198
00:53:33,871 --> 00:53:35,409
Lemme tell you what.
1199
00:53:35,444 --> 00:53:36,542
What?
1200
00:53:36,577 --> 00:53:38,005
Get on up, so we can get down.
1201
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,974
Oh man. What was
that from the 50s?
1202
00:53:40,009 --> 00:53:41,745
Goddam, get on up
so we can get down.
1203
00:53:41,780 --> 00:53:43,879
There were no cars
when you was born, sir.
1204
00:53:43,914 --> 00:53:45,386
All right, all
right, all right.
1205
00:53:45,421 --> 00:53:47,289
About to play some dominoes.
1206
00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:48,554
And no sore losers up in here.
1207
00:53:48,589 --> 00:53:49,753
Y'all got it?
1208
00:53:49,788 --> 00:53:51,425
Let's keep it cute, Compton.
1209
00:53:52,329 --> 00:53:53,757
Let's get it.
1210
00:53:55,530 --> 00:53:57,024
I'm about to tear your ass up.
1211
00:53:57,059 --> 00:53:58,366
Come on with
the big six again.
1212
00:53:58,401 --> 00:54:00,599
Is this sponsored by ARP?
1213
00:54:00,634 --> 00:54:02,370
Got you right there.
1214
00:54:03,967 --> 00:54:04,999
Come on.
1215
00:54:05,034 --> 00:54:05,868
What you got?
1216
00:54:05,903 --> 00:54:06,770
Nickel.
1217
00:54:07,905 --> 00:54:08,838
Nickel.
1218
00:54:11,612 --> 00:54:12,941
Alfred Lord Tennyson.
1219
00:54:13,878 --> 00:54:15,251
What the fuck that is.
1220
00:54:16,815 --> 00:54:18,980
How does that feel, Gerald?
1221
00:54:19,015 --> 00:54:20,586
Painful?
1222
00:54:20,621 --> 00:54:22,489
Do you got your
arthritis acting up?
1223
00:54:22,524 --> 00:54:26,823
Oh, a dumb ass mistake
from Gerald Edges.
1224
00:54:26,858 --> 00:54:28,396
He must be getting old
1225
00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:31,300
or is it that
dementia kicking in?
1226
00:54:31,335 --> 00:54:32,400
What's wrong pops?
1227
00:54:32,435 --> 00:54:33,434
Come on man.
1228
00:54:35,834 --> 00:54:37,933
Ah, that's right.
1229
00:54:37,968 --> 00:54:41,035
Circle of life Mufasa, the old
clearing out for the young.
1230
00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:42,608
Your time is up.
1231
00:54:48,814 --> 00:54:50,979
Go get this ass whooping boy.
1232
00:54:52,686 --> 00:54:56,688
Yeah, legendary Tenspeed.
1233
00:54:56,723 --> 00:54:59,460
Yeah, I heard about
your motherfucking ass.
1234
00:54:59,495 --> 00:55:00,494
Guess what?
1235
00:55:00,529 --> 00:55:01,924
What's that?
1236
00:55:01,959 --> 00:55:03,794
I ain't scared
of your bitch ass.
1237
00:55:03,829 --> 00:55:06,060
My momma told me all about you.
1238
00:55:06,095 --> 00:55:08,502
You ain't nothing but a
motherfucking crack head.
1239
00:55:08,537 --> 00:55:10,603
All this time I've been
fucking your mama nigga
1240
00:55:10,638 --> 00:55:12,539
it's the first time she
telling you about me bitch?
1241
00:55:12,574 --> 00:55:14,035
And it should have been your
daddy that told you about me
1242
00:55:14,070 --> 00:55:15,377
motherfucker.
1243
00:55:15,412 --> 00:55:16,510
And just don't disrespect me
1244
00:55:16,545 --> 00:55:17,643
with an unlit cigarette
1245
00:55:17,678 --> 00:55:19,106
and you taught me to cocaine?
1246
00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:21,075
What the fuck crack head
cocaine do many things.
1247
00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:22,681
I do cocaine motherfucker.
1248
00:55:22,716 --> 00:55:24,111
I do the finest shit
in the Peruvian.
1249
00:55:24,146 --> 00:55:25,948
Come on, I defeat
everything I do.
1250
00:55:25,983 --> 00:55:27,620
And next time I fuck your mama,
1251
00:55:27,655 --> 00:55:29,457
I'ma tell her to keep
your ass in the house.
1252
00:55:30,427 --> 00:55:31,052
10.
1253
00:55:31,087 --> 00:55:32,658
15.
1254
00:55:32,693 --> 00:55:33,791
First of all, I didn't
hear shit you said.
1255
00:55:33,826 --> 00:55:35,694
Is your mustache too big?
1256
00:55:35,729 --> 00:55:36,893
And I will suck your bitch ass
but you ain't gonna feel it.
1257
00:55:36,928 --> 00:55:38,499
Oh you're a genius, huh?
1258
00:55:38,534 --> 00:55:39,962
You real slick with your
motherfucking mouth.
1259
00:55:39,997 --> 00:55:41,568
Let me tell you something
1260
00:55:41,603 --> 00:55:42,998
you little irrelevant
motherfucker.
1261
00:55:43,033 --> 00:55:44,604
20.
1262
00:55:44,639 --> 00:55:46,067
It ain't never too
late for an abortion.
1263
00:55:46,102 --> 00:55:47,442
So you should shut
your goddam mouth.
1264
00:55:47,477 --> 00:55:48,641
You see what I'm saying?
1265
00:55:48,676 --> 00:55:50,104
What?
1266
00:55:50,139 --> 00:55:51,545
Dominoes, that's
what motherfucker.
1267
00:55:53,813 --> 00:55:55,516
I'm about to tear your ass up.
1268
00:55:55,551 --> 00:55:58,046
46, 46 trombones
in the big parade.
1269
00:56:02,492 --> 00:56:03,755
It looks like
I spoke too soon.
1270
00:56:03,790 --> 00:56:04,987
Gerald is racking up points.
1271
00:56:05,022 --> 00:56:06,758
The fuck he is.
1272
00:56:06,793 --> 00:56:07,660
Very white.
1273
00:56:08,795 --> 00:56:09,860
The fu...
1274
00:56:09,895 --> 00:56:11,796
Two four, three five.
1275
00:56:11,831 --> 00:56:13,061
Hey.
1276
00:56:13,096 --> 00:56:14,601
Sorry, I have Tourette's.
1277
00:56:17,001 --> 00:56:17,901
Tickle that teat.
1278
00:56:18,970 --> 00:56:20,101
Security, security.
1279
00:56:21,643 --> 00:56:23,038
Oysters.
1280
00:56:23,073 --> 00:56:25,678
Some kind of commotion
going on in the crowd.
1281
00:56:25,713 --> 00:56:27,779
We're gonna have the
monitors take a look.
1282
00:56:27,814 --> 00:56:30,045
25 big booty bitches bouncing.
1283
00:56:33,622 --> 00:56:35,919
Shocker, shocker, doing
the pink, what a stink.
1284
00:56:38,660 --> 00:56:40,495
Dominoes.
1285
00:56:40,530 --> 00:56:41,661
Stop.
1286
00:56:46,602 --> 00:56:47,997
Tell your
grandmamma I said hey.
1287
00:56:48,032 --> 00:56:49,867
She'll remember me.
1288
00:56:49,902 --> 00:56:52,738
And a huge come from behind
victory from Gerald Edges.
1289
00:56:52,773 --> 00:56:54,641
Congratulations.
1290
00:56:54,676 --> 00:56:55,675
You must start taking your
fish oil halfway through
1291
00:56:55,710 --> 00:56:56,742
I see that.
1292
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:01,142
Ooh, Camilla Ines is looking
surprisingly shaky out there.
1293
00:57:02,948 --> 00:57:04,816
You know, I've been meaning
to ask you this all game.
1294
00:57:04,851 --> 00:57:06,752
Aside from the fact
that you are dressed
1295
00:57:06,787 --> 00:57:08,820
like Cleo from "Set It Off,"
1296
00:57:08,855 --> 00:57:10,118
how does it work when
you're in the bathroom?
1297
00:57:10,153 --> 00:57:11,724
Like are you standing up?
1298
00:57:11,759 --> 00:57:12,857
Are you sitting down?
1299
00:57:12,892 --> 00:57:13,858
Are you on there backwards?
1300
00:57:13,893 --> 00:57:15,497
What are you doing?
1301
00:57:15,532 --> 00:57:16,795
Well, I'll be
standing only when
1302
00:57:16,830 --> 00:57:18,566
it's in your momma's mouth.
1303
00:57:21,703 --> 00:57:22,570
Nasty.
1304
00:57:23,936 --> 00:57:25,738
You should make
sure you hold onto her
1305
00:57:25,773 --> 00:57:26,838
before you lose her.
1306
00:57:27,775 --> 00:57:29,038
Call her and shit.
1307
00:57:29,073 --> 00:57:30,710
All right?
1308
00:57:30,745 --> 00:57:31,810
What?
1309
00:57:31,845 --> 00:57:32,910
Are you good?
1310
00:57:32,945 --> 00:57:34,516
Are you okay?
1311
00:57:34,551 --> 00:57:36,210
Are you having a mental
breakdown right now?
1312
00:57:36,245 --> 00:57:39,015
Are you suffering
from identity crisis?
1313
00:57:39,050 --> 00:57:41,083
You wanna write your
feelings in your diary?
1314
00:57:41,118 --> 00:57:42,150
Huh?
1315
00:57:42,185 --> 00:57:43,756
Go ahead, you got time.
1316
00:57:43,791 --> 00:57:45,153
You can have a
whole lot of time.
1317
00:57:45,188 --> 00:57:47,595
I'm just be over here,
spanking that ass.
1318
00:57:49,225 --> 00:57:51,896
Who the hell invited Mr. old
town road to this tournament?
1319
00:57:51,931 --> 00:57:54,030
See, this is gentrification
at its finest.
1320
00:57:54,065 --> 00:57:54,899
I'm telling you.
1321
00:57:54,934 --> 00:57:55,900
Miguel, right?
1322
00:57:55,935 --> 00:57:56,901
Vandersloot, right?
1323
00:57:56,936 --> 00:57:57,770
Good to see you.
1324
00:57:57,805 --> 00:57:58,771
You too, man.
1325
00:57:58,806 --> 00:57:59,772
You build that wall yet?
1326
00:57:59,807 --> 00:58:00,674
Working on it.
1327
00:58:02,106 --> 00:58:02,940
Let it rip.
1328
00:58:02,975 --> 00:58:04,073
Boom.
1329
00:58:04,108 --> 00:58:05,712
There you go, Willie Nelson.
1330
00:58:05,747 --> 00:58:07,076
Come on, let me see
what you on there.
1331
00:58:07,111 --> 00:58:09,045
Well, it's anything
like last time.
1332
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,882
You know exactly how this goes.
1333
00:58:10,917 --> 00:58:15,051
Mmh okay, that means I'm
gonna leave out of here a winner
1334
00:58:15,086 --> 00:58:16,987
and you get to go
back to your cousins.
1335
00:58:17,022 --> 00:58:18,956
That's exactly what that means.
1336
00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:22,861
Boom, there we go.
1337
00:58:22,896 --> 00:58:23,763
Okay.
1338
00:58:25,635 --> 00:58:30,033
15, put a lasso around
your ass for that one, huh?
1339
00:58:30,068 --> 00:58:34,301
Hey, well, sorry to
disappoint you 'cause,
1340
00:58:34,336 --> 00:58:35,203
domino bitch.
1341
00:58:36,107 --> 00:58:37,678
That's right.
1342
00:58:37,713 --> 00:58:39,548
Oh, you're gonna
cry now, aren't you?
1343
00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:41,044
Look, I know it hurts.
1344
00:58:42,619 --> 00:58:44,014
Willie Nelson
looking motherfucker.
1345
00:58:44,049 --> 00:58:45,950
Come on, get out of here.
1346
00:58:45,985 --> 00:58:48,315
♪ I'm gonna take my horse ♪
to the hell out of here ♪
1347
00:58:48,350 --> 00:58:50,185
Get yo ass up out
the damn chair.
1348
00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:52,055
That's right.
1349
00:58:52,090 --> 00:58:54,728
Seems like it's officially
national douche bag day
1350
00:58:54,763 --> 00:58:59,194
as Fredrico wins his
first game, advancing on.
1351
00:59:00,362 --> 00:59:02,131
Camilla still struggling.
1352
00:59:02,166 --> 00:59:04,903
You know, I hope
you learn from this.
1353
00:59:04,938 --> 00:59:07,268
I truly, truly hope
you learn from this
1354
00:59:07,303 --> 00:59:10,337
and find out what
happened when you fuck
1355
00:59:10,372 --> 00:59:12,614
with the superior sex.
1356
00:59:12,649 --> 00:59:13,912
Look at this goddam shirt.
1357
00:59:13,947 --> 00:59:15,617
I look like a African pill.
1358
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:20,786
Kick his cheat ass.
1359
00:59:24,694 --> 00:59:29,697
I have, I learned that
having a dick means,
1360
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,361
if you try hard enough, you
can always go fuck yourself.
1361
00:59:34,396 --> 00:59:35,263
Dominoes.
1362
00:59:36,904 --> 00:59:39,707
Get the fuck out
of here Bernie Mac.
1363
00:59:40,743 --> 00:59:41,841
Man, wait a minute.
1364
00:59:41,876 --> 00:59:42,842
Where did this even come from?
1365
00:59:42,877 --> 00:59:44,107
Somebody check her.
1366
00:59:45,847 --> 00:59:49,618
Lets swing the
action onto table two.
1367
00:59:49,653 --> 00:59:52,918
Look like big Slam is coming
for blood on them bones.
1368
00:59:52,953 --> 00:59:55,855
You remember that bitch
you wasted at the park blood?
1369
00:59:55,890 --> 00:59:59,320
Bitchuation? What the
hell is a bitchuation?
1370
01:00:02,061 --> 01:00:03,698
Oh, you talking
about the situation
1371
01:00:03,733 --> 01:00:05,128
when you beat the
black off old dude
1372
01:00:05,163 --> 01:00:06,261
for hitting you
with a basketball
1373
01:00:06,296 --> 01:00:07,900
and I might have ran away?
1374
01:00:07,935 --> 01:00:10,199
Kinda, yeah. I know what
you're talking about.
1375
01:00:10,234 --> 01:00:12,872
Yeah, word on the street
is bloody got knocked out,
1376
01:00:12,907 --> 01:00:14,676
and he ain't wake up yet.
1377
01:00:15,712 --> 01:00:16,810
He taken a nap?
1378
01:00:16,845 --> 01:00:18,207
He had to be in the hospital.
1379
01:00:18,242 --> 01:00:19,747
In the boma, blood.
1380
01:00:19,782 --> 01:00:21,408
You mean a coma?
1381
01:00:21,443 --> 01:00:23,344
I mean a boma?
1382
01:00:25,117 --> 01:00:28,019
Police are looking everywhere
for the nigga that did it.
1383
01:00:28,054 --> 01:00:29,152
I wonder who did it.
1384
01:00:30,221 --> 01:00:32,221
They checking for witnesses too.
1385
01:00:32,256 --> 01:00:33,662
Hold up, witnesses?
1386
01:00:34,896 --> 01:00:36,126
You bee anything Balvin?
1387
01:00:37,063 --> 01:00:38,733
Did I see anything?
1388
01:00:38,768 --> 01:00:41,065
I mean, did I bee anything?
1389
01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:43,034
Hell no, I ain't bee anything.
1390
01:00:43,069 --> 01:00:46,169
Do it look like I can bee
any damn thing right now?
1391
01:00:46,204 --> 01:00:47,335
If I find out somebody's
snitching a bump
1392
01:00:47,370 --> 01:00:48,710
on their gums about me.
1393
01:00:50,846 --> 01:00:51,944
Well, I ain't got
to worry about,
1394
01:00:51,979 --> 01:00:53,077
you know what I'm saying?
1395
01:00:53,112 --> 01:00:54,716
'Cause you got my back, right?
1396
01:00:54,751 --> 01:00:55,816
Technically you
got a big ass back.
1397
01:00:55,851 --> 01:00:57,686
So I got partial of it.
1398
01:00:57,721 --> 01:01:00,249
I'm just saying if I find
a nigga snitching on me
1399
01:01:00,284 --> 01:01:03,725
in my proximity again,
I'ma changed man blood,
1400
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,991
but on the set, I'll kill blood.
1401
01:01:07,258 --> 01:01:08,422
Hold on.
1402
01:01:08,457 --> 01:01:10,292
You said you're gonna kill him?
1403
01:01:10,327 --> 01:01:12,195
Absolutely nigga, I
don't fuck with witnesses.
1404
01:01:12,230 --> 01:01:13,460
Did you hear that?
1405
01:01:13,495 --> 01:01:14,934
My phone going off.
1406
01:01:14,969 --> 01:01:16,298
Hold on real quick.
1407
01:01:16,333 --> 01:01:18,707
Hey ma, you said what?
1408
01:01:18,742 --> 01:01:20,137
You in the hospital?
1409
01:01:22,339 --> 01:01:23,338
What the doctor say?
1410
01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:25,681
Your heart?
1411
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:28,178
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
1412
01:01:28,213 --> 01:01:29,311
I'll be there in a minute.
1413
01:01:29,346 --> 01:01:30,180
I'll be there in a minute.
1414
01:01:30,215 --> 01:01:31,181
That's auntie?
1415
01:01:31,216 --> 01:01:32,820
That's mom's man.
1416
01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:34,217
The doctor says she got
seven minutes to live,
1417
01:01:34,252 --> 01:01:35,856
so I gotta go.
1418
01:01:35,891 --> 01:01:37,726
Oh that's auntie
man, that's family,
1419
01:01:37,761 --> 01:01:38,727
fuck this tournament,
man, I'm going too, blood.
1420
01:01:38,762 --> 01:01:39,860
No, no, no, no, no.
1421
01:01:39,895 --> 01:01:41,763
You stay here, all right?
1422
01:01:41,798 --> 01:01:42,423
Take care of the cash and
I'ma take care of mom's,
1423
01:01:42,458 --> 01:01:43,424
all right?
1424
01:01:43,459 --> 01:01:44,832
We in this together.
1425
01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:47,197
Word, all right, blood.
1426
01:01:47,232 --> 01:01:49,298
I'ma say a prayer
for her, blood.
1427
01:01:49,333 --> 01:01:51,773
Big slam didn't even
have to lay one bone
1428
01:01:51,808 --> 01:01:53,005
to win this round.
1429
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,435
His opponent took off
1430
01:01:54,470 --> 01:01:56,272
like somebody told him
to split the check.
1431
01:01:56,307 --> 01:01:57,845
Who next?
1432
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:58,846
I do this.
1433
01:02:04,513 --> 01:02:06,381
Oh you do this, huh?
1434
01:02:06,416 --> 01:02:10,187
Get some intels on
your motherfucking ass.
1435
01:02:10,222 --> 01:02:11,056
What a showdown y'all.
1436
01:02:11,091 --> 01:02:12,486
This is crazy.
1437
01:02:12,521 --> 01:02:13,960
And that's it for
round one folks
1438
01:02:13,995 --> 01:02:15,863
But y'all know what that means.
1439
01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:17,260
Soowoop.
1440
01:02:17,295 --> 01:02:18,833
It's the best part
of the whole damn show.
1441
01:02:18,868 --> 01:02:20,296
We grabbing.
1442
01:02:20,331 --> 01:02:22,100
Now save me a plate.
1443
01:02:22,135 --> 01:02:24,498
It's all the info I need.
1444
01:02:26,568 --> 01:02:28,975
Hey, how are you Dominic?
1445
01:02:29,010 --> 01:02:29,910
Oh, look at this.
1446
01:02:29,945 --> 01:02:31,274
It's gorgeous.
1447
01:02:31,309 --> 01:02:32,913
Guys, got something
to eat there?
1448
01:02:32,948 --> 01:02:35,080
Yeah, enjoy yourselves,
thanks for coming out.
1449
01:02:35,115 --> 01:02:36,510
Hey, big slams.
1450
01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:37,379
Leave a little for
the rest of us.
1451
01:02:37,414 --> 01:02:38,512
Oh, sorry.
1452
01:02:38,547 --> 01:02:40,448
Thanks for coming out here.
1453
01:02:40,483 --> 01:02:41,350
Hey.
1454
01:02:43,090 --> 01:02:45,024
Oh gosh, this is great.
1455
01:02:48,458 --> 01:02:49,930
Something ain't right.
1456
01:02:49,965 --> 01:02:51,327
Okay?
1457
01:02:51,362 --> 01:02:52,328
Now Gerald with
that little white kid.
1458
01:02:52,363 --> 01:02:53,461
That wippy kid?
1459
01:02:53,496 --> 01:02:54,803
Yes, the little chunky one.
1460
01:02:54,838 --> 01:02:55,496
The one who fails to do sit ups.
1461
01:02:55,531 --> 01:02:56,365
What's up?
1462
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,004
That one.
1463
01:02:58,039 --> 01:02:59,038
That motherfucker
is up to something.
1464
01:02:59,073 --> 01:03:00,974
What, what is it?
1465
01:03:01,009 --> 01:03:02,877
Ain't no way a white kid
hang out with a black man
1466
01:03:02,912 --> 01:03:04,571
if they're not being kidnapping.
1467
01:03:04,606 --> 01:03:05,946
Ain't no ransom involved
if you don't hang out
1468
01:03:05,981 --> 01:03:07,409
with a little white kid.
1469
01:03:07,444 --> 01:03:09,818
That's what I told ya
I'll to get to my fault.
1470
01:03:09,853 --> 01:03:12,117
I'm going undercover and
tryna find out what's wrong.
1471
01:03:12,152 --> 01:03:13,184
Did you get the mics?
1472
01:03:13,219 --> 01:03:14,823
We got it, we got it.
1473
01:03:14,858 --> 01:03:15,285
I got you, I got
it right here, look.
1474
01:03:17,025 --> 01:03:17,991
Bitch, do we look
like we're doing
1475
01:03:18,026 --> 01:03:18,992
a motherfucking concert?
1476
01:03:19,027 --> 01:03:20,389
What you gonna do?
1477
01:03:20,424 --> 01:03:21,456
Well we put the
mic on, go with it.
1478
01:03:23,064 --> 01:03:23,898
I'm a go around.
1479
01:03:23,933 --> 01:03:25,262
And when I go...
1480
01:03:28,465 --> 01:03:30,234
Bitch, have you ever
heard of
1481
01:03:30,269 --> 01:03:31,169
Yeah.
1482
01:03:31,204 --> 01:03:32,566
Me too, bitch.
1483
01:03:32,601 --> 01:03:33,600
She don't catch a case.
1484
01:03:35,274 --> 01:03:38,275
So, our fish was
pretty great, right?
1485
01:03:38,310 --> 01:03:40,442
Yeah, sushi gives me gas.
1486
01:03:40,477 --> 01:03:44,050
I'll regret it later,
as will your mother.
1487
01:03:45,449 --> 01:03:47,251
Our marriage will
be tested tonight.
1488
01:03:48,188 --> 01:03:51,288
Papa, come on, please.
1489
01:03:51,323 --> 01:03:52,454
Leaving without me now?
1490
01:03:54,524 --> 01:03:56,359
This has gone far
enough, Camilla.
1491
01:03:56,394 --> 01:03:58,625
You need to stop now.
1492
01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:00,264
You need to quit the tournament
1493
01:04:00,299 --> 01:04:02,299
before you do even more
damage to this family.
1494
01:04:02,334 --> 01:04:03,905
No, no.
1495
01:04:03,940 --> 01:04:05,038
You're making a laughing
stock of all of us.
1496
01:04:05,073 --> 01:04:06,468
- I'm not.
- Yes.
1497
01:04:06,503 --> 01:04:08,503
Look, I know we
have our difference.
1498
01:04:08,538 --> 01:04:10,340
But how can you
treat me like this?
1499
01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:12,914
I'm still your daughter.
1500
01:04:54,287 --> 01:04:56,518
You're working with
the area motherfuckers?
1501
01:04:56,553 --> 01:04:58,124
I just wanted a Fresco.
1502
01:04:59,556 --> 01:05:00,423
My fault homie.
1503
01:05:02,229 --> 01:05:04,592
Old habits die hard you
know what I'm saying, blood?
1504
01:05:04,627 --> 01:05:06,935
You can't run up on me
like that from the back.
1505
01:05:06,970 --> 01:05:08,629
You know where I'm from
you get shanked homie.
1506
01:05:08,664 --> 01:05:09,531
Cool.
1507
01:05:31,126 --> 01:05:32,389
I like you, Gerald.
1508
01:05:32,424 --> 01:05:34,358
I liked your
motherfucking old ass.
1509
01:05:34,393 --> 01:05:36,063
And the way you
slapped them bones,
1510
01:05:36,098 --> 01:05:37,526
you damn motherfucker.
1511
01:05:37,561 --> 01:05:39,968
Dude you slapped the
fuck out them bones.
1512
01:05:40,003 --> 01:05:41,167
And the next batch
is gonna come to us.
1513
01:05:41,202 --> 01:05:42,597
So why don't you
just go on ahead
1514
01:05:42,632 --> 01:05:45,369
and drown yourself and
all that upcoming hand.
1515
01:05:47,175 --> 01:05:48,339
You know what, Gerald,
1516
01:05:48,374 --> 01:05:49,670
let me tell you something, man.
1517
01:05:49,705 --> 01:05:51,276
I like you.
1518
01:05:51,311 --> 01:05:52,739
If a old motherfucker
did a lot for me,
1519
01:05:52,774 --> 01:05:55,984
and you made a way for
a young fighter player
1520
01:05:56,019 --> 01:05:58,052
motherfucker like
myself to do what I do.
1521
01:05:59,715 --> 01:06:02,650
I'm telling you something,
that little fat white boy,
1522
01:06:02,685 --> 01:06:05,092
he's a little
chucky motherfucker
1523
01:06:05,127 --> 01:06:08,590
you're running around with
playing up Mr. Rogers with.
1524
01:06:10,165 --> 01:06:11,725
That motherfucker
is up to something.
1525
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,397
And up to nothing.
1526
01:06:13,432 --> 01:06:15,135
That's my son's new
stepson, all right?
1527
01:06:15,170 --> 01:06:17,005
Yeah.
1528
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,040
Him and his mom have been
living this white privilege life
1529
01:06:19,075 --> 01:06:20,635
living off their hard work.
1530
01:06:22,177 --> 01:06:23,176
Fuck you doing?
1531
01:06:23,211 --> 01:06:24,309
I'm just checking man.
1532
01:06:24,344 --> 01:06:25,772
Just say what you gotta say.
1533
01:06:25,807 --> 01:06:28,478
But he's a little fat
roly polis son of a gun.
1534
01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:31,712
I got arrested of
their life, you know?
1535
01:06:31,747 --> 01:06:33,351
But they just left them on me.
1536
01:06:33,386 --> 01:06:35,023
I don't know what he does.
1537
01:06:35,058 --> 01:06:36,222
I don't know where
he goes to school.
1538
01:06:36,257 --> 01:06:37,652
I don't even know his last name.
1539
01:06:37,687 --> 01:06:39,654
You know. How the fuck
white people will come
1540
01:06:39,689 --> 01:06:41,062
to hood just yelling.
1541
01:06:41,097 --> 01:06:42,492
Six, four.
1542
01:06:42,527 --> 01:06:43,625
Everybody know six
four on domino.
1543
01:06:43,660 --> 01:06:44,791
That's some bullshit, Gerald.
1544
01:06:44,826 --> 01:06:46,694
So goddam bullshit, Gerald.
1545
01:06:46,729 --> 01:06:51,270
So why don't you just
forget about this little
1546
01:06:51,305 --> 01:06:53,107
Cheddar Bay biscuits eating boy
1547
01:06:54,737 --> 01:06:57,408
and focus on the one who's
gonna fuck your life up
1548
01:06:57,443 --> 01:07:00,411
better than a
NyQuil
1549
01:07:00,446 --> 01:07:01,742
I like that, Gerald.
1550
01:07:01,777 --> 01:07:02,644
I like that.
1551
01:07:02,679 --> 01:07:03,744
There you go.
1552
01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:07,616
That's some bullshit like daddy.
1553
01:07:07,651 --> 01:07:09,453
Take this guy down,
fuck that bullshit.
1554
01:07:11,226 --> 01:07:12,093
Sup Slams?
1555
01:07:13,459 --> 01:07:15,459
You look like they
revoke you bro.
1556
01:07:15,494 --> 01:07:17,758
Competition here is
tough as hell man.
1557
01:07:17,793 --> 01:07:20,761
And I need that,
my girl dumped me.
1558
01:07:20,796 --> 01:07:22,136
Well that sucks.
1559
01:07:22,171 --> 01:07:23,500
What happened?
1560
01:07:23,535 --> 01:07:25,073
What do you do?
1561
01:07:25,108 --> 01:07:26,206
I ain't do nothing.
1562
01:07:26,241 --> 01:07:27,669
Do you try talking to her?
1563
01:07:27,704 --> 01:07:29,308
I tried talking to her but
1564
01:07:29,343 --> 01:07:30,771
she ain't trying
to hear that shit.
1565
01:07:30,806 --> 01:07:32,575
Now she's scared of
me all of a sudden.
1566
01:07:32,610 --> 01:07:34,247
I feel you, man.
1567
01:07:34,282 --> 01:07:36,381
How long have you
two been together?
1568
01:07:38,286 --> 01:07:40,319
About two and a half hours.
1569
01:07:42,158 --> 01:07:44,422
I know it ain't a long time,
but it was real, you know?
1570
01:07:53,433 --> 01:07:57,501
If it isn't popping fresh,
you get your shit together?
1571
01:07:57,536 --> 01:07:59,833
Oh, you gonna try to
fool me like you did,
1572
01:07:59,868 --> 01:08:02,176
when y'all was yelling
out all that slick shit.
1573
01:08:02,211 --> 01:08:03,837
How can I help you Mr. Speed?
1574
01:08:03,872 --> 01:08:06,213
Actually is me who
wanna help you to see
1575
01:08:06,248 --> 01:08:08,644
there's a rumor going around
1576
01:08:08,679 --> 01:08:10,250
that your little
chunky ass is more
1577
01:08:10,285 --> 01:08:11,614
than the cocktail spectator.
1578
01:08:13,354 --> 01:08:15,321
Some say you're the
greatest ever did this shit.
1579
01:08:18,161 --> 01:08:20,194
I don't know what
you're talking about.
1580
01:08:21,494 --> 01:08:22,823
I don't know
what to talk about.
1581
01:08:22,858 --> 01:08:25,826
Yeah, and you and Gerald
trying to fool me,
1582
01:08:25,861 --> 01:08:28,499
running around here
like y'all best of kins
1583
01:08:28,534 --> 01:08:31,700
and this little
interracial family shit.
1584
01:08:31,735 --> 01:08:34,472
But I'ma tell you
something you don't know
1585
01:08:34,507 --> 01:08:36,210
little chunky fella.
1586
01:08:36,245 --> 01:08:37,508
Guess what?
1587
01:08:37,543 --> 01:08:40,544
Gerald don't even like your ass.
1588
01:08:40,579 --> 01:08:41,743
You don't believe me?
1589
01:08:41,778 --> 01:08:43,613
Listen to this.
1590
01:08:43,648 --> 01:08:45,747
That's my son's new stepson,
they just left him on me.
1591
01:08:45,782 --> 01:08:47,419
I don't know what he does.
1592
01:08:47,454 --> 01:08:48,552
I don't know where
he goes to school.
1593
01:08:48,587 --> 01:08:50,455
I don't even know his last name.
1594
01:08:50,490 --> 01:08:52,391
See, you goddam step kid.
1595
01:08:52,426 --> 01:08:54,261
He been using your ass
1596
01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:55,757
and he been using me too.
1597
01:08:55,792 --> 01:08:56,890
You don't even like it?
1598
01:08:56,925 --> 01:08:58,331
He don't give a fuck about you.
1599
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,202
Listen to this little fat boy.
1600
01:09:01,237 --> 01:09:04,205
But he is a little fat growing
son of a gun.
1601
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:06,174
Yeah kid, go on crying.
1602
01:09:06,209 --> 01:09:07,637
She used to cry
1603
01:09:07,672 --> 01:09:08,539
What's going on?
1604
01:09:13,513 --> 01:09:14,908
What's wrong with you?
1605
01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:16,844
Game's about to
start in a minute.
1606
01:09:16,879 --> 01:09:18,483
Hey, where the
hell are you going?
1607
01:09:18,518 --> 01:09:20,815
Home, I'm ordering an Uber.
1608
01:09:20,850 --> 01:09:21,948
Maybe look it up.
1609
01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:23,620
What?
1610
01:09:23,655 --> 01:09:25,193
We're about to win the
whole damn thing kid.
1611
01:09:25,228 --> 01:09:26,920
I don't wanna play anymore
1612
01:09:26,955 --> 01:09:28,559
and I definitely
don't wanna be related
1613
01:09:28,594 --> 01:09:30,429
to you anymore either.
1614
01:09:31,729 --> 01:09:34,499
What the hell just happened?
1615
01:09:44,005 --> 01:09:45,807
We're back bitch.
1616
01:09:45,842 --> 01:09:48,876
And it's time for some lip
smacking, bone slapping fellas.
1617
01:09:49,912 --> 01:09:51,450
Is y'all ready?
1618
01:09:51,485 --> 01:09:53,683
All right everybody,
take your seats.
1619
01:09:53,718 --> 01:09:55,916
We're about to start
the final round of WDC.
1620
01:09:59,856 --> 01:10:03,660
Come on DJ Dominoes
hit it with the beat!
1621
01:10:06,027 --> 01:10:08,335
Guys we got some
investors in the house.
1622
01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:10,601
Big up to the
bankers in the back.
1623
01:10:11,934 --> 01:10:13,637
You know what's
great about bankers?
1624
01:10:13,672 --> 01:10:15,738
They always have money.
1625
01:10:16,675 --> 01:10:18,004
Y'all watch busy bagels.
1626
01:10:18,039 --> 01:10:19,841
Is this organic chorizo or...
1627
01:10:19,876 --> 01:10:20,710
Oh yeah.
1628
01:10:20,745 --> 01:10:21,876
No, I'm good.
1629
01:10:38,796 --> 01:10:40,961
I'm not feeling too
well, it's my angina.
1630
01:10:46,738 --> 01:10:47,968
I'm gonna take a minute.
1631
01:10:53,910 --> 01:10:55,448
It's a vibe.
1632
01:10:55,483 --> 01:10:56,548
Vibes.
1633
01:10:56,583 --> 01:10:58,352
- Mm.
- With a Z.
1634
01:10:58,387 --> 01:10:59,485
Great.
1635
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:00,486
That guy's got a knife.
1636
01:11:00,521 --> 01:11:01,520
Anybody seen Andy?
1637
01:11:02,457 --> 01:11:03,423
Andy?
1638
01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:04,358
Hell is that boy?
1639
01:11:06,087 --> 01:11:06,954
Goddam.
1640
01:11:08,364 --> 01:11:09,022
Andy?
1641
01:11:10,531 --> 01:11:11,926
Andy?
1642
01:11:11,961 --> 01:11:13,697
All right, I'ma need
ya all shut the hell up
1643
01:11:13,732 --> 01:11:15,831
and let me orchestrate.
1644
01:11:15,866 --> 01:11:17,734
'Cause this here is the big one.
1645
01:11:17,769 --> 01:11:18,900
We've got Ines vs Ines,
1646
01:11:21,905 --> 01:11:26,072
for control of the
familia
1647
01:11:26,107 --> 01:11:27,711
and it's pretty
clear from over here
1648
01:11:27,746 --> 01:11:29,548
where the fans loyalty lies.
1649
01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:32,551
Well, well what's
going on Luda Chris?
1650
01:11:32,586 --> 01:11:34,652
You ready to go down
1651
01:11:34,687 --> 01:11:37,083
I mean, I would
think you'd be used
1652
01:11:37,118 --> 01:11:38,821
to it by now
1653
01:11:40,660 --> 01:11:41,459
15 mommy.
1654
01:11:43,058 --> 01:11:44,926
I swear this isn't
even fun anymore.
1655
01:11:44,961 --> 01:11:48,468
Hey, hey you promised me
a fight not a massacre.
1656
01:11:51,506 --> 01:11:53,341
Thea, she's got five.
1657
01:11:53,376 --> 01:11:55,574
Is that seriously
the best you got?
1658
01:11:55,609 --> 01:11:58,346
Oh sweetheart you're frazzled.
1659
01:11:59,580 --> 01:12:00,810
What's that smell?
1660
01:12:00,845 --> 01:12:02,713
Did you get your period?
1661
01:12:02,748 --> 01:12:04,979
Oh okay no, no, no it
must be your hair braided
1662
01:12:05,014 --> 01:12:06,585
too tight.
1663
01:12:06,620 --> 01:12:07,949
Either way I think
you worked out
1664
01:12:07,984 --> 01:12:09,456
on me beating you
bloody
1665
01:12:09,491 --> 01:12:10,820
Thank God for the red table.
1666
01:12:12,626 --> 01:12:13,724
This is starting to look
pretty bad for the one
1667
01:12:13,759 --> 01:12:14,890
and only Dominica.
1668
01:12:17,092 --> 01:12:18,927
Oh, you're gonna cry, right?
1669
01:12:18,962 --> 01:12:20,632
No don't do it right here.
1670
01:12:20,667 --> 01:12:22,568
Fuck this bullshit.
1671
01:12:22,603 --> 01:12:24,735
If I'm going down, I'll be
sure to bite your dick off
1672
01:12:24,770 --> 01:12:25,835
when I'm there.
1673
01:12:30,072 --> 01:12:30,906
Thea.
1674
01:12:33,174 --> 01:12:34,547
But I'm your nephew.
1675
01:12:38,718 --> 01:12:40,586
Bro get your wife,
who are you smiling at?
1676
01:12:41,688 --> 01:12:42,984
Camilla
1677
01:12:44,823 --> 01:12:47,120
You boys may think dominoes
is machismo game huh!
1678
01:12:47,155 --> 01:12:50,596
The thing you boys
forget about dominoes
1679
01:12:50,631 --> 01:12:54,600
is that the bones might
be hard and loud and cold
1680
01:12:54,635 --> 01:12:56,932
but the only thing anyone
actually gives a fuck
1681
01:12:56,967 --> 01:12:59,506
about out of those
little periods
1682
01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:03,103
laying enough together
on every side.
1683
01:13:03,138 --> 01:13:05,171
motherfucker.
1684
01:13:06,174 --> 01:13:07,008
What the fuck?
1685
01:13:07,043 --> 01:13:07,877
You gotta be...
1686
01:13:07,912 --> 01:13:08,812
Come on, man.
1687
01:13:10,618 --> 01:13:12,618
Got the holy spirit here.
1688
01:13:12,653 --> 01:13:16,787
Got the holy spirit, something
magical's happening here.
1689
01:13:18,725 --> 01:13:22,188
Fuck that, Camilla Ines
just dominated your ass.
1690
01:13:24,731 --> 01:13:25,895
And the party don't stop
1691
01:13:27,195 --> 01:13:29,063
as two of our
heaviest hitters go
1692
01:13:38,943 --> 01:13:42,076
I got that
activated
1693
01:13:42,111 --> 01:13:44,518
Man, come on man.
1694
01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:45,651
What about this?
1695
01:13:45,686 --> 01:13:47,147
No, you gotta go home, bro.
1696
01:13:47,182 --> 01:13:48,621
You've got to like that.
1697
01:13:51,219 --> 01:13:54,726
Tenspeed, what did
you do to that boy?
1698
01:13:54,761 --> 01:13:56,662
When the fuck you
start giving a fuck about
1699
01:13:56,697 --> 01:13:59,225
a motherfucker you don't give
a fuck about motherfucker?
1700
01:13:59,260 --> 01:14:00,699
Who's a motherfucker?
1701
01:14:00,734 --> 01:14:02,569
You are a motherfucker.
1702
01:14:02,604 --> 01:14:05,198
Oh, so little squirty
you wanna fight dirty, huh?
1703
01:14:05,233 --> 01:14:08,839
Why don't we just cut the
games and throw down clown?
1704
01:14:08,874 --> 01:14:11,875
1974 style a box,
I don't give a fuck.
1705
01:14:11,910 --> 01:14:13,008
Put them up.
1706
01:14:13,043 --> 01:14:14,845
I'll knock your old ass out.
1707
01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:16,616
I'm about to knock the
wrinkles out of your grandma.
1708
01:14:16,651 --> 01:14:19,487
Swing bitch, that's right.
1709
01:14:19,522 --> 01:14:21,115
Die right now motherfucker.
1710
01:14:21,150 --> 01:14:23,788
You deserve it,
you deserve to die.
1711
01:14:23,823 --> 01:14:24,921
It's my heart.
1712
01:14:24,956 --> 01:14:25,790
Fuck your heart, nigga.
1713
01:14:25,825 --> 01:14:27,693
My Angina.
1714
01:14:27,728 --> 01:14:29,893
Fuck your aunt vagina and
the rest of them bitches.
1715
01:14:29,928 --> 01:14:31,763
You cool O.G?
1716
01:14:31,798 --> 01:14:33,094
It's like your grandmamma
is sitting on my chest.
1717
01:14:33,129 --> 01:14:34,733
Fuck your chest.
1718
01:14:34,768 --> 01:14:36,163
Die, why are you
still standing up?
1719
01:14:36,198 --> 01:14:37,802
It's the big one Ella May.
1720
01:14:37,837 --> 01:14:39,199
God, why are you still
taking so goddam long
1721
01:14:39,234 --> 01:14:41,102
the devil wouldn't
have been
1722
01:14:41,137 --> 01:14:42,708
I'm coming.
1723
01:14:42,743 --> 01:14:43,577
Don't you come over
here
1724
01:14:43,612 --> 01:14:44,578
Mr. Edges.
1725
01:14:44,613 --> 01:14:45,975
Fuck this nigga.
1726
01:14:46,010 --> 01:14:47,515
We should get you
to the hospital.
1727
01:14:47,550 --> 01:14:48,912
- No, no, no, no.
- Fucker.
1728
01:14:48,947 --> 01:14:49,913
I just need to get
the blood pumping again.
1729
01:14:49,948 --> 01:14:51,585
I ain't quitting.
1730
01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:52,245
Okay, let me get
you a chair, okay?
1731
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:53,246
Let him die.
1732
01:14:53,281 --> 01:14:54,280
You okay?
1733
01:14:59,694 --> 01:15:01,925
Well everything seems normal
1734
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:04,059
but you have to take it easy.
1735
01:15:04,094 --> 01:15:06,567
No more fighting. Promise?
1736
01:15:06,602 --> 01:15:07,260
Promise.
1737
01:15:12,608 --> 01:15:14,806
You promise to do
something for me?
1738
01:15:14,841 --> 01:15:17,677
But that is the
saddest I've ever seen.
1739
01:15:17,712 --> 01:15:20,680
We're in front of white
people in bow ties.
1740
01:15:20,715 --> 01:15:22,781
Can't take y'all niggas nowhere.
1741
01:15:22,816 --> 01:15:24,717
The footage is great.
1742
01:15:24,752 --> 01:15:28,248
I mean, twists and turns,
drama around every corner.
1743
01:15:29,823 --> 01:15:32,087
This is gonna be good,
real good, you know?
1744
01:15:32,122 --> 01:15:34,188
But I'm a hustler.
1745
01:15:34,223 --> 01:15:35,090
I get it done.
1746
01:15:36,126 --> 01:15:37,664
What's up buddy?
1747
01:15:37,699 --> 01:15:39,798
Though I'd pray for you.
1748
01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:41,767
Come on man, come to
my office, you know.
1749
01:15:41,802 --> 01:15:42,966
Prayer changes.
1750
01:15:43,001 --> 01:15:44,836
Okay.
1751
01:15:44,871 --> 01:15:45,969
And I realize, you know,
you're on my property,
1752
01:15:46,004 --> 01:15:46,970
I haven't prayed for you.
1753
01:15:47,005 --> 01:15:48,103
Okay.
1754
01:15:48,138 --> 01:15:49,038
Put your hand on the Bible.
1755
01:15:50,305 --> 01:15:54,879
Now look motherfucker,
it's 4:00 PM.
1756
01:15:54,914 --> 01:15:56,782
The bank is closed.
1757
01:15:56,817 --> 01:15:59,686
Now, somebody about to lose
some motherfucking fingers
1758
01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:01,314
if I don't get my cash.
1759
01:16:02,317 --> 01:16:03,756
Okay, listen.
1760
01:16:06,893 --> 01:16:08,959
I can't, I tried, I
don't have the money.
1761
01:16:10,028 --> 01:16:11,797
Don't please, wait, wait, wait.
1762
01:16:11,832 --> 01:16:13,766
I don't even have
the prize money yet.
1763
01:16:15,099 --> 01:16:18,804
I'm hoping that this
film blows up, you know.
1764
01:16:18,839 --> 01:16:20,773
That's why I invited
the investors down
1765
01:16:20,808 --> 01:16:24,106
but I am 20 grand
in the hole myself.
1766
01:16:24,141 --> 01:16:26,009
- Oh, for real?
- Yeah.
1767
01:16:26,044 --> 01:16:27,648
That's some shit.
1768
01:16:27,683 --> 01:16:29,078
I'm desperate,
I'll do anything,
1769
01:16:29,113 --> 01:16:30,343
just give me a few
more hours, please.
1770
01:16:32,787 --> 01:16:34,820
So you want me to
give a few more hours?
1771
01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:39,924
Well, you, my friend are in luck
1772
01:16:41,730 --> 01:16:46,326
because the Lord has anointed
me to get my certification
1773
01:16:47,263 --> 01:16:48,900
to be a same day lender.
1774
01:16:48,935 --> 01:16:50,869
Oh, that's convenient.
1775
01:16:50,904 --> 01:16:53,234
So you can sign right there
1776
01:16:53,269 --> 01:16:57,139
and I can loan you money
for the next 45 minutes.
1777
01:16:57,174 --> 01:16:58,041
Okay.
1778
01:17:01,409 --> 01:17:03,013
- Isn't it beautiful?
- Yeah.
1779
01:17:04,786 --> 01:17:05,785
God is good.
1780
01:17:07,921 --> 01:17:09,789
Where's my money?
1781
01:17:10,990 --> 01:17:13,793
Oh, white Jesus.
1782
01:17:13,828 --> 01:17:15,289
That's your credit.
1783
01:17:15,324 --> 01:17:16,763
That's right, that's the savior,
1784
01:17:16,798 --> 01:17:18,292
He saved your ass today.
1785
01:17:18,327 --> 01:17:19,194
All right.
1786
01:17:20,296 --> 01:17:21,295
It's gonna be good.
1787
01:17:21,330 --> 01:17:23,099
It's gonna be real good.
1788
01:17:24,806 --> 01:17:26,234
Big, big
1789
01:17:30,108 --> 01:17:33,142
Big wink wink
1790
01:17:33,177 --> 01:17:35,276
Look, wink, wink.
1791
01:17:35,311 --> 01:17:37,212
I want to have your
big homies know
1792
01:17:37,247 --> 01:17:40,314
that the first time you caught
a case at nine years old,
1793
01:17:40,349 --> 01:17:42,987
you got caught stealing
some goddam twinkies.
1794
01:17:43,022 --> 01:17:45,792
You was a motherfucking
twinky gangster.
1795
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:47,926
Nigga with the cream filling.
1796
01:17:49,996 --> 01:17:52,293
Then give me 15 while you
sitting there thinking.
1797
01:17:52,328 --> 01:17:54,064
Who the fuck
told you that shit?
1798
01:17:54,099 --> 01:17:55,428
Your grandmother.
1799
01:17:55,463 --> 01:17:57,265
She's a sweet lady.
1800
01:17:57,300 --> 01:17:59,267
Grandma always talking shit.
1801
01:17:59,302 --> 01:18:01,137
Running her fucking mouth.
1802
01:18:01,172 --> 01:18:02,468
Hating ass bitch.
1803
01:18:02,503 --> 01:18:04,206
Still in that halfway house?
1804
01:18:07,475 --> 01:18:10,047
So tell me, when
did you get out?
1805
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:14,084
I spend 175 days in the hole.
1806
01:18:14,119 --> 01:18:18,055
Nothing but darkness and the
sound of my own heartbeat,
1807
01:18:18,090 --> 01:18:20,090
blood sweeping through
my veins, homie.
1808
01:18:21,456 --> 01:18:23,027
Hey shit you can do
that can break me.
1809
01:18:23,062 --> 01:18:24,424
I been through
everything, blood.
1810
01:18:24,459 --> 01:18:26,833
Give me that 20.
1811
01:18:27,869 --> 01:18:30,001
You like that, huh?
1812
01:18:30,036 --> 01:18:32,003
Congratulations on
your new relationship.
1813
01:18:32,038 --> 01:18:33,774
How the fuck you
know about Sherry?
1814
01:18:33,809 --> 01:18:34,434
Sherry?
1815
01:18:34,469 --> 01:18:35,776
EBP?
1816
01:18:35,811 --> 01:18:37,437
What the fuck is EBP, blood?
1817
01:18:37,472 --> 01:18:39,307
Nigga, that's
everybody person.
1818
01:18:40,981 --> 01:18:41,815
And don't even get mad.
1819
01:18:41,850 --> 01:18:43,509
I fucked twice.
1820
01:18:43,544 --> 01:18:44,884
The pussy barely decent, you
shouldn't be getting that mad.
1821
01:18:44,919 --> 01:18:46,017
Uh Oh!
1822
01:18:46,052 --> 01:18:47,821
I can't hear what they're saying
1823
01:18:47,856 --> 01:18:49,955
but it looks like Tenspeed
found his opening.
1824
01:18:49,990 --> 01:18:51,418
Fuck you, nigga.
1825
01:18:51,453 --> 01:18:54,960
Oh, you wanna fuck me now?
1826
01:18:54,995 --> 01:18:57,523
Prison must have really
clean the best of you.
1827
01:18:57,558 --> 01:19:00,361
Listen nigga, get
off your feelings.
1828
01:19:00,396 --> 01:19:02,264
Calm down.
1829
01:19:02,299 --> 01:19:04,167
Everybody's neighborhood
say good things about her.
1830
01:19:04,202 --> 01:19:06,169
Here, see, hold on, look
at that pretty smile,
1831
01:19:06,204 --> 01:19:07,775
ain't she gorgeous?
1832
01:19:07,810 --> 01:19:09,139
What the fuck is this?
1833
01:19:09,174 --> 01:19:10,778
That was her in
church with her grandma.
1834
01:19:10,813 --> 01:19:11,911
She sending you
pictures, nigga?
1835
01:19:11,946 --> 01:19:12,912
That was just at church.
1836
01:19:12,947 --> 01:19:14,177
Ain't that smile pretty?
1837
01:19:14,212 --> 01:19:15,541
Oh, this one you might like.
1838
01:19:15,576 --> 01:19:17,851
Don't that smile look pretty?
1839
01:19:17,886 --> 01:19:19,215
With my dick in her mouth?
1840
01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:22,119
Oh shit, slam is
about to lose it y'all.
1841
01:19:22,154 --> 01:19:24,088
Everybody get down.
1842
01:19:24,123 --> 01:19:25,859
This negro finna blow.
1843
01:19:25,894 --> 01:19:27,960
Everybody hit the deck.
1844
01:20:00,258 --> 01:20:01,224
Hello?
1845
01:20:01,259 --> 01:20:02,962
Hey Andy, it's Namita.
1846
01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:06,196
Yeah?
1847
01:20:06,231 --> 01:20:07,967
Hey, I don't know
where you are right now
1848
01:20:08,002 --> 01:20:10,266
but can I talk to
you real quick?
1849
01:20:10,301 --> 01:20:11,399
Yeah, sure.
1850
01:20:11,434 --> 01:20:13,038
I'm outside on the steps.
1851
01:20:13,073 --> 01:20:14,468
Okay, cool, I'll
be right there.
1852
01:20:17,473 --> 01:20:19,077
There you are.
1853
01:20:19,112 --> 01:20:21,112
Everyone's worried about you.
1854
01:20:21,147 --> 01:20:22,949
I really doubt that.
1855
01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:26,084
Oh Andy, of course
they're worried about you.
1856
01:20:26,119 --> 01:20:28,251
You've become quite
the talk around here.
1857
01:20:30,255 --> 01:20:31,122
Damn!
1858
01:20:32,961 --> 01:20:34,961
A tragic loss for one of
the best to bang the bone.
1859
01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:37,161
Everybody get the fuck down.
1860
01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:44,399
Anybody wanna try some
shit I'll put your ass down
1861
01:20:44,434 --> 01:20:45,532
just like him.
1862
01:20:45,567 --> 01:20:47,204
Damn, I need a better agent.
1863
01:20:47,239 --> 01:20:48,876
- Oh, hell no cuz.
- Fuck this shit.
1864
01:20:50,209 --> 01:20:52,110
Hey, get your
big ass over there.
1865
01:20:52,145 --> 01:20:53,012
Hurry up.
1866
01:20:54,642 --> 01:20:57,148
Yeah, nigga, make a move and
I promise I started bursting.
1867
01:20:57,183 --> 01:20:58,578
Yeah, all right.
1868
01:20:58,613 --> 01:21:00,283
Put your hands in
the air fat wink wink.
1869
01:21:00,318 --> 01:21:01,922
Do some.
1870
01:21:01,957 --> 01:21:03,286
Get your tiny
ass on the ground.
1871
01:21:03,321 --> 01:21:04,518
Please, I have several
adult rescue cats.
1872
01:21:04,553 --> 01:21:05,651
Hand cuff yourself.
1873
01:21:05,686 --> 01:21:07,587
Everybody is scared except me.
1874
01:21:07,622 --> 01:21:08,588
I ain't scared of shit.
1875
01:21:08,623 --> 01:21:09,589
Hurry the fuck up.
1876
01:21:09,624 --> 01:21:10,964
Ah, I'm trying.
1877
01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:12,361
Yeah, that figures.
1878
01:21:12,396 --> 01:21:14,528
Sad, lonely white kid
that nobody loves.
1879
01:21:14,563 --> 01:21:16,200
I'm sure they're all laughing.
1880
01:21:17,269 --> 01:21:19,533
You know I'm different too.
1881
01:21:19,568 --> 01:21:22,404
When I first came here, it
was hard for me to fit in.
1882
01:21:22,439 --> 01:21:24,912
People judge me by my outside.
1883
01:21:24,947 --> 01:21:29,048
But you know, you can't
judge a book by its cover.
1884
01:21:29,083 --> 01:21:30,181
You just can't
always see through
1885
01:21:30,216 --> 01:21:32,480
the rough exterior sometimes.
1886
01:21:32,515 --> 01:21:35,351
My parents don't
even care about me.
1887
01:21:35,386 --> 01:21:37,353
They're too busy focusing
on their own lives
1888
01:21:37,388 --> 01:21:39,289
and Cabo or whatever.
1889
01:21:39,324 --> 01:21:42,358
I'm sure that's
not true, not really.
1890
01:21:42,393 --> 01:21:46,164
Like your granddad, they
may be distracted sometimes,
1891
01:21:46,199 --> 01:21:48,903
but people tend to come
around when the dust settles.
1892
01:21:51,732 --> 01:21:53,303
You think so?
1893
01:21:53,338 --> 01:21:56,405
I do, family's
for life after all.
1894
01:22:02,446 --> 01:22:03,610
Move it here.
1895
01:22:03,645 --> 01:22:05,282
Fill the fucking
bag
1896
01:22:05,317 --> 01:22:06,580
Fuck you're looking at.
1897
01:22:06,615 --> 01:22:08,186
Trick or treat mother fucker.
1898
01:22:08,221 --> 01:22:10,386
This is
1899
01:22:10,421 --> 01:22:13,488
I think you might be the
first real friend I've ever had.
1900
01:22:13,523 --> 01:22:17,261
Well, I doubt that, but I
am definitely your friend now.
1901
01:22:17,296 --> 01:22:20,330
So what do you say we
get back in there...
1902
01:22:20,365 --> 01:22:22,970
Namita, can I
ask you a question?
1903
01:22:25,667 --> 01:22:27,073
Do you have a boyfriend?
1904
01:22:27,108 --> 01:22:28,536
And what's reverse cow girl?
1905
01:22:28,571 --> 01:22:32,309
Is it like a
time-traveling lady cowboy?
1906
01:22:35,215 --> 01:22:37,050
I'm going to time travel
1907
01:22:37,085 --> 01:22:39,580
and pretend that last three
seconds never happened.
1908
01:22:41,386 --> 01:22:43,584
Right now, we need to get
back to check on your grandad.
1909
01:22:43,619 --> 01:22:47,390
He had an accident trying
to defend your honor
1910
01:22:47,425 --> 01:22:48,721
against Tenspeed.
1911
01:22:48,756 --> 01:22:49,689
Where is he?
1912
01:22:49,724 --> 01:22:51,328
Is he okay?
1913
01:22:51,363 --> 01:22:52,593
Tenspeed better
not have hurt him.
1914
01:22:52,628 --> 01:22:53,495
Let's go.
1915
01:22:57,567 --> 01:22:59,732
Anybody else got
something to say?
1916
01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:01,437
And who the fuck is you?
1917
01:23:01,472 --> 01:23:03,736
Get the fuck in here.
1918
01:23:03,771 --> 01:23:05,375
Huh?
1919
01:23:05,410 --> 01:23:06,574
And get the fuck over there,
1920
01:23:06,609 --> 01:23:08,180
you hear the fuck I'm saying?
1921
01:23:12,285 --> 01:23:14,549
There's a fucking gun,
man, put that shit down.
1922
01:23:19,655 --> 01:23:21,325
Grab the fucking hook.
1923
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:23,393
You're ruining everything.
1924
01:23:23,428 --> 01:23:26,528
Okay, yeah, pass the
bag around
1925
01:23:36,111 --> 01:23:39,442
My blood pressure is too much.
1926
01:23:53,524 --> 01:23:54,622
Motherfucker.
1927
01:23:54,657 --> 01:23:55,623
Bitch get the fuck off.
1928
01:23:55,658 --> 01:23:56,492
What's wrong with you?
1929
01:23:56,527 --> 01:23:58,065
Tenspeed, bitch.
1930
01:24:01,565 --> 01:24:03,136
Oh hell yeah.
1931
01:24:03,171 --> 01:24:04,071
Where y'all going,
the motherfucker's dead?
1932
01:24:05,404 --> 01:24:08,702
what's
wrong with you?
1933
01:24:08,737 --> 01:24:10,209
No, no, no, no, no, stay.
1934
01:24:10,244 --> 01:24:12,145
Everybody stay in here.
1935
01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:15,808
Not in my house, they're
not gonna stop my dreams.
1936
01:24:17,647 --> 01:24:20,186
Look, what just happened
was a horrible experience.
1937
01:24:20,221 --> 01:24:23,519
And I'm sure it's gonna
cost me thousands more
1938
01:24:23,554 --> 01:24:25,785
in medication, therapy,
1939
01:24:27,294 --> 01:24:29,129
which I absolutely do not have.
1940
01:24:31,859 --> 01:24:35,366
But just stop for a second
and think about it, okay?
1941
01:24:35,401 --> 01:24:38,303
Listen, some of you paid
a perfectly reasonable,
1942
01:24:38,338 --> 01:24:41,141
but not minuscule price
to be in this tournament.
1943
01:24:42,540 --> 01:24:44,738
And some of you spent
your hard-earned money
1944
01:24:44,773 --> 01:24:48,676
to come out here and see the
world's best dominoes players
1945
01:24:48,711 --> 01:24:50,117
go for the grand prize.
1946
01:24:50,152 --> 01:24:53,450
$10,000, $10,000
1947
01:24:53,485 --> 01:24:55,452
that has still not been claimed.
1948
01:24:55,487 --> 01:24:56,651
I have it right here.
1949
01:24:59,722 --> 01:25:04,197
Now, are you seriously
willing to walk away
1950
01:25:04,232 --> 01:25:05,396
from what we've started?
1951
01:25:07,202 --> 01:25:08,795
What we're part of?
1952
01:25:08,830 --> 01:25:10,698
History.
1953
01:25:10,733 --> 01:25:12,898
Just because a couple of
trick ass gangsters choose
1954
01:25:12,933 --> 01:25:15,175
to disrupt our championship?
1955
01:25:16,277 --> 01:25:18,178
Fuck those guys.
1956
01:25:18,213 --> 01:25:19,872
Fuck those guys.
1957
01:25:19,907 --> 01:25:22,314
Now, who are the
winners in this place?
1958
01:25:22,349 --> 01:25:23,315
Huh?
1959
01:25:23,350 --> 01:25:25,845
Is it us or is it them?
1960
01:25:27,651 --> 01:25:31,554
'Cause I went on a search all
through South Los Angeles,
1961
01:25:31,589 --> 01:25:35,723
terrifying journey to
find the best of the best.
1962
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:41,894
And those are the winners
that stand before you today.
1963
01:25:43,271 --> 01:25:44,666
And for one of you,
1964
01:25:44,701 --> 01:25:48,637
the title, the
respect, the glory
1965
01:25:48,672 --> 01:25:50,804
is still yours for the taking.
1966
01:25:52,973 --> 01:25:56,546
As long as you don't
let those losers win,
1967
01:25:58,319 --> 01:26:00,616
we just keep fighting
for our dreams.
1968
01:26:01,982 --> 01:26:03,751
Now, who's with me?
1969
01:26:03,786 --> 01:26:05,192
I mean, come on.
1970
01:26:06,756 --> 01:26:07,689
Yeah, yeah.
1971
01:26:16,271 --> 01:26:18,370
It's party time, let's
get this started.
1972
01:26:30,549 --> 01:26:31,383
LAPD.
1973
01:26:31,418 --> 01:26:32,846
Hello officer.
1974
01:26:32,881 --> 01:26:34,815
There's just been
an armed robbery.
1975
01:26:34,850 --> 01:26:35,948
All right.
1976
01:26:35,983 --> 01:26:37,554
How quickly can you be here?
1977
01:26:37,589 --> 01:26:38,555
What's your location?
1978
01:26:38,590 --> 01:26:40,227
We're in Compton.
1979
01:26:40,262 --> 01:26:41,921
Oh, I don't think
1980
01:26:41,956 --> 01:26:43,626
- we can make it out there.
- There's white people here.
1981
01:26:43,661 --> 01:26:44,759
Oh, in that case,
1982
01:26:44,794 --> 01:26:45,892
we'll be there in two minutes.
1983
01:26:45,927 --> 01:26:47,564
Okay, great, thank you.
1984
01:26:47,599 --> 01:26:48,730
Papa we should get
you to the hospital.
1985
01:26:48,765 --> 01:26:50,270
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
1986
01:26:50,305 --> 01:26:51,469
I'm fine.
1987
01:26:52,703 --> 01:26:53,669
Are you okay?
1988
01:26:57,345 --> 01:26:59,741
I don't know what
I would have done.
1989
01:26:59,776 --> 01:27:00,874
If they'd hurt you.
1990
01:27:00,909 --> 01:27:01,974
I'm fine Papa.
1991
01:27:04,385 --> 01:27:05,252
Listen.
1992
01:27:06,783 --> 01:27:08,816
Dominoes was never
about pretending
1993
01:27:08,851 --> 01:27:10,686
to be something I'm not.
1994
01:27:13,658 --> 01:27:15,262
It's actually the only time
1995
01:27:15,297 --> 01:27:17,561
I've been able to
be who I really am.
1996
01:27:22,568 --> 01:27:27,571
But maybe this is a sign that
maybe this is not for me.
1997
01:27:28,937 --> 01:27:30,541
No
1998
01:27:30,576 --> 01:27:31,872
No, no, no, no,
no, no stop Camilla.
1999
01:27:33,381 --> 01:27:34,248
Listen.
2000
01:27:38,551 --> 01:27:39,748
- I was wrong too.
- No.
2001
01:27:41,323 --> 01:27:46,293
No, you
2002
01:27:47,395 --> 01:27:48,394
are strong.
2003
01:27:50,024 --> 01:27:54,862
You have got more balls than
that punk cousin of yours.
2004
01:28:05,941 --> 01:28:08,678
You can be whoever you wanna be.
2005
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,916
You're still my baby girl.
2006
01:28:15,951 --> 01:28:18,655
Papa, that's
all I ever wanted.
2007
01:28:46,113 --> 01:28:49,048
I gotta say, Walter, what
we've seen here today has been-
2008
01:28:49,083 --> 01:28:50,049
- Real, right?
2009
01:28:50,084 --> 01:28:51,688
Quite the experience.
2010
01:28:51,723 --> 01:28:53,393
Yeah a bit too
real for my blood,
2011
01:28:53,428 --> 01:28:57,925
but, hey, thank you for
an unforgettable ride.
2012
01:28:57,960 --> 01:28:59,828
So unreal.
2013
01:28:59,863 --> 01:29:02,028
I guess suddenly will
start their work then.
2014
01:29:03,438 --> 01:29:05,064
What work, sir?
2015
01:29:05,099 --> 01:29:07,968
Well, you guys as
producers must know
2016
01:29:08,003 --> 01:29:12,907
that the real in
reality television
2017
01:29:12,942 --> 01:29:14,414
isn't really what it seems.
2018
01:29:16,044 --> 01:29:17,978
That security guard you think
he's a real security guard?
2019
01:29:20,719 --> 01:29:22,389
Actor!
2020
01:29:22,424 --> 01:29:23,555
What?
2021
01:29:23,590 --> 01:29:24,116
- Oh, hell yeah.
- No, no way.
2022
01:29:25,460 --> 01:29:26,756
Genius.
2023
01:29:26,791 --> 01:29:28,395
No, no.
2024
01:29:28,430 --> 01:29:30,122
Those dudes that
came in, actors.
2025
01:29:30,157 --> 01:29:33,796
Wardrobe, acting, all
of it guys, come on.
2026
01:29:35,162 --> 01:29:36,931
Why are you gonna do
one cheap promo piece,
2027
01:29:36,966 --> 01:29:41,969
when you can get hours
of ad sponsored footage
2028
01:29:43,038 --> 01:29:44,741
for a reality television show?
2029
01:29:44,776 --> 01:29:45,775
I see it.
2030
01:29:45,810 --> 01:29:46,908
You see it?
2031
01:29:46,943 --> 01:29:48,547
I mean it's it's yeah, it's-
2032
01:29:48,582 --> 01:29:49,614
- What about this
one right here?
2033
01:29:49,649 --> 01:29:50,483
- Yeah, actor.
- No.
2034
01:29:51,684 --> 01:29:53,585
- So real.
- Yeah?
2035
01:29:53,620 --> 01:29:54,850
You don't know man I almost
shit my pants I was crowning.
2036
01:29:54,885 --> 01:29:56,522
- Oh yeah?
- Prairie dogging it.
2037
01:29:56,557 --> 01:29:58,018
- Oh yeah, me too.
- Am so thankful.
2038
01:29:58,053 --> 01:29:58,953
Me too I was into it.
2039
01:29:58,988 --> 01:30:00,526
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
2040
01:30:00,561 --> 01:30:01,824
I mean that
speech you felt wow.
2041
01:30:01,859 --> 01:30:02,825
- I felt it.
- Well, now I'm in it.
2042
01:30:02,860 --> 01:30:03,859
Like now we are in.
2043
01:30:03,894 --> 01:30:05,025
You're in it?
2044
01:30:05,060 --> 01:30:06,664
- We are in.
- Yeah, yeah.
2045
01:30:06,699 --> 01:30:08,028
Do you guys want
some of the Forty?
2046
01:30:08,063 --> 01:30:10,602
- Yeah, what is that?
- What is that?
2047
01:30:14,168 --> 01:30:17,070
Mr. Edges, I heard
you're sick, are you okay?
2048
01:30:19,041 --> 01:30:21,481
You just took down a
crazy ass bitch with a gun
2049
01:30:21,516 --> 01:30:22,713
and you worried about me?
2050
01:30:23,881 --> 01:30:25,980
Only white folks.
2051
01:30:26,015 --> 01:30:29,852
Well, yeah, I saw you
forgot this at home.
2052
01:30:29,887 --> 01:30:31,821
So I grabbed them just in case.
2053
01:30:31,856 --> 01:30:33,526
They are for your heart, right?
2054
01:30:37,257 --> 01:30:38,124
Yeah.
2055
01:30:39,633 --> 01:30:41,732
But ain't nothing wrong
with my heart boy.
2056
01:30:43,538 --> 01:30:45,164
This is nothing this little
pills can take care of.
2057
01:30:47,135 --> 01:30:48,805
I ain't got it no more.
2058
01:30:52,173 --> 01:30:53,579
I've been weak out there.
2059
01:30:57,849 --> 01:30:59,585
I was faking just to buy time
2060
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:02,852
and now I realized that,
2061
01:31:04,284 --> 01:31:06,460
ain't no more time
in this game for me.
2062
01:31:08,695 --> 01:31:10,156
Time for some new blood.
2063
01:31:12,798 --> 01:31:14,468
You're the one that got us here.
2064
01:31:16,835 --> 01:31:18,505
You the man now Andy.
2065
01:31:21,675 --> 01:31:23,807
I want you to go over
there, take my place.
2066
01:31:26,108 --> 01:31:28,240
I want you to show
the world what we got.
2067
01:31:29,276 --> 01:31:31,177
Me against Tenspeed?
2068
01:31:31,212 --> 01:31:33,652
Against the world
starting with Tenspeed.
2069
01:31:35,953 --> 01:31:38,690
He's gonna roll over
and crush me though.
2070
01:31:38,725 --> 01:31:40,560
He ain't crushing you boy.
2071
01:31:42,124 --> 01:31:44,025
You smarter than
all these people.
2072
01:31:44,060 --> 01:31:46,962
You've proven it to me
now prove it to yourself.
2073
01:31:47,866 --> 01:31:49,195
You're ready.
2074
01:31:49,230 --> 01:31:50,834
- All right?
- Okay.
2075
01:31:50,869 --> 01:31:52,671
Now I want you to
go on over there,
2076
01:31:52,706 --> 01:31:56,543
when you sit down, I
want you to represent us.
2077
01:32:00,615 --> 01:32:01,273
Okay.
2078
01:32:04,982 --> 01:32:07,818
Him for me.
2079
01:32:10,218 --> 01:32:12,218
It's been a wild
night tonight guys,
2080
01:32:12,253 --> 01:32:14,154
but let's get back into it.
2081
01:32:14,189 --> 01:32:16,959
We have a last minute change
for our championship round.
2082
01:32:16,994 --> 01:32:19,225
We got Gerald Pablo Bones,
2083
01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:23,229
he's passing his seat seat
onto his grandson, Andy Edges.
2084
01:32:23,264 --> 01:32:24,230
Get him youngster.
2085
01:32:25,167 --> 01:32:26,034
Go on.
2086
01:32:28,170 --> 01:32:29,301
And this is it.
2087
01:32:30,370 --> 01:32:32,172
Andy Edges is growing up fast
2088
01:32:32,207 --> 01:32:35,142
as he sits in for
his ailing grandad.
2089
01:32:35,177 --> 01:32:37,584
Is good versus evil.
2090
01:32:38,851 --> 01:32:41,621
Purity and innocence,
versus a heart
2091
01:32:41,656 --> 01:32:44,085
of the blackest midnight.
2092
01:32:44,120 --> 01:32:46,758
Hey, bitch, what you doing
that old racist shit for?
2093
01:32:46,793 --> 01:32:48,661
Fuck you calling midnight bitch?
2094
01:32:48,696 --> 01:32:50,256
Hey fuck you Tenspeed.
2095
01:32:50,291 --> 01:32:52,764
I hope a Lego falling
your skate boots,
2096
01:32:52,799 --> 01:32:53,666
how about that?
2097
01:32:54,834 --> 01:32:56,229
Now let's fucking domino.
2098
01:32:58,266 --> 01:33:03,269
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy,
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy.
2099
01:33:09,915 --> 01:33:13,851
What the fuck
adorable shit?
2100
01:33:20,123 --> 01:33:21,925
Let's go, shake em.
2101
01:33:23,357 --> 01:33:25,896
♪ Activated, all ma ♪
niggas fully activated ♪
2102
01:33:25,931 --> 01:33:29,229
♪ Activated push your button ♪
watch me activate it ♪
2103
01:33:29,264 --> 01:33:30,098
Hit six.
2104
01:33:30,133 --> 01:33:30,967
Bam!
2105
01:33:31,002 --> 01:33:31,834
15 like that.
2106
01:33:33,334 --> 01:33:36,236
You know one thing
going on about dominoes?
2107
01:33:36,271 --> 01:33:39,305
It ain't about no
goddamn app
2108
01:33:39,340 --> 01:33:41,010
It's not about that shit.
2109
01:33:42,277 --> 01:33:43,980
It's mental.
2110
01:33:44,015 --> 01:33:45,619
This is all about psychology,
2111
01:33:46,853 --> 01:33:49,381
and to win the mental game,
2112
01:33:50,923 --> 01:33:52,692
you gotta know people Andy.
2113
01:33:54,795 --> 01:33:57,092
You gotta know their strengths,
2114
01:33:58,260 --> 01:34:00,161
you gotta know their weaknesses,
2115
01:34:02,396 --> 01:34:03,395
but most of all,
2116
01:34:05,806 --> 01:34:07,168
you gotta know what makes them
2117
01:34:07,203 --> 01:34:11,304
buckle, under pressure.
2118
01:34:13,143 --> 01:34:14,714
See, you don't know people.
2119
01:34:15,849 --> 01:34:16,782
Just a loser.
2120
01:34:18,082 --> 01:34:22,018
You just a little
chunky, obese little boy
2121
01:34:23,824 --> 01:34:27,859
you have no love in Tenspeed house.
2122
01:34:29,731 --> 01:34:30,389
Now,
2123
01:34:32,899 --> 01:34:34,162
you're all alone.
2124
01:34:36,001 --> 01:34:38,100
Tenspeed officially revealing
he was raised by wolves,
2125
01:34:38,135 --> 01:34:43,138
is going in on Andy,
damn, mind, body and soul.
2126
01:34:44,944 --> 01:34:46,812
Can we please contact
child protective services
2127
01:34:46,847 --> 01:34:48,715
on the line?
2128
01:34:50,048 --> 01:34:50,915
Give me 10.
2129
01:34:52,919 --> 01:34:54,050
Like to count Andy?
2130
01:34:55,856 --> 01:34:56,822
Give me 25.
2131
01:34:58,089 --> 01:34:59,858
Think about everything
you're doing.
2132
01:35:01,092 --> 01:35:01,959
Yeah.
2133
01:35:03,523 --> 01:35:05,226
In the hood when you fuck up,
2134
01:35:06,295 --> 01:35:08,361
some time you got to get out
2135
01:35:10,035 --> 01:35:12,805
other times you gotta
go to the ball yard.
2136
01:35:12,840 --> 01:35:17,843
Oh Tenspeed with the blocks
as Andy keeps the digging.
2137
01:35:19,242 --> 01:35:22,243
But goddamn, I know he
is a human skid mark,
2138
01:35:22,278 --> 01:35:24,883
but the nigga can show domino.
2139
01:35:24,918 --> 01:35:26,115
Another one.
2140
01:35:26,150 --> 01:35:28,084
Oh, try again
2141
01:35:30,484 --> 01:35:31,351
and again.
2142
01:35:32,893 --> 01:35:35,861
Look Andy Edges,
digging his own grave.
2143
01:35:35,896 --> 01:35:37,126
Don't follow the light Andy,
2144
01:35:37,161 --> 01:35:38,325
don't follow the light.
2145
01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:40,393
You better call on Jesus.
2146
01:35:40,428 --> 01:35:42,230
Don't follow the light.
2147
01:35:42,265 --> 01:35:43,099
Shut the fuck up, can't
you see he is trying
2148
01:35:43,134 --> 01:35:44,232
to concentrate?
2149
01:35:44,267 --> 01:35:46,036
Oh, ungrateful ass nigga.
2150
01:35:48,975 --> 01:35:52,911
You don't win at bones unless
you get in the folks head,
2151
01:35:54,112 --> 01:35:56,079
the game is all mental.
2152
01:35:59,282 --> 01:36:00,380
That's 10 bitch.
2153
01:36:01,416 --> 01:36:03,020
Mr. Tenspeed Sir.
2154
01:36:03,055 --> 01:36:05,022
That's me there,
that's my grandson.
2155
01:36:06,960 --> 01:36:10,258
Wow, Andy Edges noting
the comeback is essential.
2156
01:36:10,293 --> 01:36:11,391
15 Sir.
2157
01:36:11,426 --> 01:36:13,525
Looking not so little man, go.
2158
01:36:13,560 --> 01:36:14,933
You think we having fun?
2159
01:36:14,968 --> 01:36:16,330
Get in Andy.
2160
01:36:16,365 --> 01:36:19,234
Winning ain't fun
until it is won.
2161
01:36:19,269 --> 01:36:21,269
Won is fun.
2162
01:36:21,304 --> 01:36:23,403
He's moments away
from taking it home.
2163
01:36:24,978 --> 01:36:28,309
That's 10 looks
like five to go.
2164
01:36:29,917 --> 01:36:34,018
Oh, looks like it's
all over for Tenspeed.
2165
01:36:34,053 --> 01:36:35,382
There is a God.
2166
01:36:36,451 --> 01:36:38,858
Is he heading for the boneyard?
2167
01:36:38,893 --> 01:36:39,892
Fucking brilliant.
2168
01:36:44,932 --> 01:36:47,130
You only need five to go, jeez.
2169
01:36:51,466 --> 01:36:53,807
But not that jeez, domino!
2170
01:36:55,140 --> 01:36:58,240
Little mother fucker,
you can't beat me.
2171
01:37:00,277 --> 01:37:03,542
Talking about the
mind, psychology.
2172
01:37:07,086 --> 01:37:10,318
Go on over there you goddamn
loser, that's the game.
2173
01:37:19,032 --> 01:37:21,868
Damn, what kind
of bullshit is that?
2174
01:37:21,903 --> 01:37:26,565
Well, I guess that means
Tenspeed wins, yippee.
2175
01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:29,271
Now let me take my
ass and get a drink.
2176
01:37:29,306 --> 01:37:31,174
And the winner is Tenspeed.
2177
01:37:47,390 --> 01:37:49,929
Focus on the money,
let's focus on the money.
2178
01:37:49,964 --> 01:37:51,359
Oh, oh, oh.
2179
01:37:51,394 --> 01:37:52,998
Yeah, focus on the
honey lady there.
2180
01:37:54,265 --> 01:37:55,165
And I wanna give a big shout out
2181
01:37:57,499 --> 01:37:58,399
to drugs.
2182
01:38:00,007 --> 01:38:02,106
Because they try to
make you think drugs
2183
01:38:02,141 --> 01:38:03,668
ain't good for you,
2184
01:38:03,703 --> 01:38:04,702
they're lying to you man.
2185
01:38:06,706 --> 01:38:08,541
Some of the greatest ever
did, it was on drugs.
2186
01:38:08,576 --> 01:38:11,280
I wanna thank Nino Brown
from New Jack city.
2187
01:38:11,315 --> 01:38:13,447
I wanna thank Rollo
for a good time.
2188
01:38:13,482 --> 01:38:18,485
Johnny Cash, 'cause like
he said, I did it my way.
2189
01:38:20,357 --> 01:38:24,590
You are my first interracial
friendship and without you,
2190
01:38:27,496 --> 01:38:29,067
I mean shit it still be the same
2191
01:38:29,102 --> 01:38:31,333
but I'm really
emotional at this point.
2192
01:38:32,732 --> 01:38:36,107
Only the world know
that I deserve this.
2193
01:38:42,511 --> 01:38:46,150
The American dream ladies
and gentlemen, you saw it here.
2194
01:38:46,185 --> 01:38:48,548
The World Dominoes Championship.
2195
01:38:51,157 --> 01:38:52,156
Keep your head up.
2196
01:38:53,258 --> 01:38:54,125
It's not you.
2197
01:38:55,524 --> 01:38:58,492
Your grandfather ain't
shit, never been shit.
2198
01:38:58,527 --> 01:39:01,066
I been kicking his
ass his whole life.
2199
01:39:01,101 --> 01:39:02,463
And guess what?
2200
01:39:02,498 --> 01:39:06,170
If I'm number one, that
make you number two.
2201
01:39:06,205 --> 01:39:08,337
And guess I got
something for you.
2202
01:39:09,736 --> 01:39:12,341
You keep that little
chunky
2203
01:39:23,288 --> 01:39:24,155
You done good.
2204
01:39:26,027 --> 01:39:28,324
I'm proud of you anyway.
2205
01:39:28,359 --> 01:39:30,194
But I didn't get your ring.
2206
01:39:30,229 --> 01:39:32,130
No, no, no.
2207
01:39:32,165 --> 01:39:35,232
I'm proud of you because in
spite of all this trash talk
2208
01:39:35,267 --> 01:39:37,399
you stood up to a bully
2209
01:39:37,434 --> 01:39:40,600
and earned everyone's
respect, especially mine.
2210
01:39:42,175 --> 01:39:43,471
You stood firm when
someone was trying
2211
01:39:43,506 --> 01:39:44,703
to put fear in you.
2212
01:39:46,476 --> 01:39:48,542
That's the very first thing
every black man learns
2213
01:39:48,577 --> 01:39:49,642
in this society.
2214
01:39:50,711 --> 01:39:54,251
So maybe you coming around,
2215
01:39:55,716 --> 01:39:56,583
grandson.
2216
01:39:59,258 --> 01:40:01,555
Look Andy, he can have it.
2217
01:40:02,558 --> 01:40:03,425
I'm good.
2218
01:40:05,462 --> 01:40:07,627
Mr. Tenspeed wanted
me to have this.
2219
01:40:07,662 --> 01:40:09,299
What?
2220
01:40:09,334 --> 01:40:10,729
Boy don't be taking
that from that guy?
2221
01:40:10,764 --> 01:40:12,236
Could be anything.
2222
01:40:15,637 --> 01:40:16,669
What's in there?
2223
01:40:27,187 --> 01:40:29,187
Is this Ella May's ring?
2224
01:40:30,817 --> 01:40:34,786
Yeah, I don't give a damn
about no ring no more son,
2225
01:40:35,855 --> 01:40:36,722
I got you.
2226
01:40:38,231 --> 01:40:39,131
Thanks granddad.
2227
01:40:43,863 --> 01:40:47,271
Hey, I still got her
panties though nigga.
2228
01:40:58,449 --> 01:40:59,712
And where are you going?
2229
01:41:02,189 --> 01:41:04,090
You know what?
2230
01:41:04,125 --> 01:41:06,851
You were clearly a pimp at
some point, am I correct?
2231
01:41:06,886 --> 01:41:08,754
But now I'm
pimping for the Lord
2232
01:41:08,789 --> 01:41:12,626
and don't nobody take
the Lord's money.
2233
01:41:12,661 --> 01:41:14,331
'Cause that's my money.
2234
01:41:14,366 --> 01:41:15,860
You understand what I'm saying?
2235
01:41:15,895 --> 01:41:18,467
Now where the fuck
is my money at?
2236
01:41:18,502 --> 01:41:20,139
Good news, good news.
2237
01:41:20,174 --> 01:41:22,339
I got an advance on
the reality show and
2238
01:41:23,573 --> 01:41:25,705
- Hey man, that's bad.
- Yeah
2239
01:41:25,740 --> 01:41:27,278
That's bad, Sam.
2240
01:41:27,313 --> 01:41:28,477
Thank you, Lord.
2241
01:41:28,512 --> 01:41:29,478
Thank you, Jesus.
2242
01:41:29,513 --> 01:41:30,809
Now about that inches.
2243
01:41:30,844 --> 01:41:31,810
Oh yeah.
2244
01:41:31,845 --> 01:41:32,778
Yeah.
2245
01:41:32,813 --> 01:41:34,780
White Jesus?
2246
01:41:34,815 --> 01:41:36,650
Oh white Jesus,
Holy Lord white Jesus.
2247
01:41:36,685 --> 01:41:38,289
All right, we're good now.
2248
01:41:38,324 --> 01:41:40,423
No, no, no, like the
paperwork you signed
2249
01:41:40,458 --> 01:41:41,853
this is...
2250
01:41:41,888 --> 01:41:44,196
- Interest.
- The collateral, white Jesus.
2251
01:41:44,231 --> 01:41:47,430
Okay, well what could the
interest be on a 45 minute?
2252
01:41:47,465 --> 01:41:52,204
Let's see, 45, 58%.
2253
01:41:53,174 --> 01:41:53,799
What?
2254
01:41:53,834 --> 01:41:55,438
See, see, see.
2255
01:41:55,473 --> 01:41:57,473
You know what your
problem is, Walter?
2256
01:41:57,508 --> 01:42:01,411
You shouldn't sign shit
under duress, right?
2257
01:42:01,446 --> 01:42:02,544
Ah shit.
2258
01:42:02,579 --> 01:42:04,645
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
2259
01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:07,351
Now I got to cut
the shit out of you?
2260
01:42:07,386 --> 01:42:08,814
No.
2261
01:42:08,849 --> 01:42:10,156
Yeah, I gotta cut
you, I gotta cut it.
2262
01:42:10,191 --> 01:42:11,520
You don't have to cut me.
2263
01:42:11,555 --> 01:42:12,257
I have to because
you know why?
2264
01:42:12,292 --> 01:42:13,687
Why?
2265
01:42:13,722 --> 01:42:15,326
People think I'm
old school, see?
2266
01:42:15,361 --> 01:42:17,427
They think I preach
out the Old Testament.
2267
01:42:17,462 --> 01:42:19,231
Old Testament preaching, dude.
2268
01:42:19,266 --> 01:42:21,662
I'm more like a New Testament.
2269
01:42:21,697 --> 01:42:24,698
Oh shit, I'm ordained,
I'm an ordained Minister.
2270
01:42:26,405 --> 01:42:27,239
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
2271
01:42:27,274 --> 01:42:28,372
I'm anointed.
2272
01:42:28,407 --> 01:42:29,802
How many fathers smite him?
2273
01:42:29,837 --> 01:42:31,408
I don't believe in the
effectiveness of your
2274
01:42:31,443 --> 01:42:32,871
punishment blood.
2275
01:42:32,906 --> 01:42:34,444
Come on come on big
guy. Come on big guy.
2276
01:42:34,479 --> 01:42:35,874
Save me God.
2277
01:42:35,909 --> 01:42:37,513
We've got enough
of that for today.
2278
01:42:37,548 --> 01:42:38,844
You get the fuck
out of here man.
2279
01:42:38,879 --> 01:42:41,319
That was really good.
2280
01:42:41,354 --> 01:42:43,189
Proud of you fool.
2281
01:42:43,224 --> 01:42:47,688
Matthew 21:12 He who
lies can
2282
01:42:47,723 --> 01:42:49,558
You said it.
2283
01:42:49,593 --> 01:42:50,460
Don't say it.
2284
01:42:51,826 --> 01:42:52,924
So what you like to
Netflix and bill too?
2285
01:42:52,959 --> 01:42:56,202
No, what if I'm matinee girl?
2286
01:42:56,237 --> 01:42:59,238
Matinee, I likes
that, that's old school.
2287
01:42:59,273 --> 01:43:00,668
You my type of woman, Bamilla.
2288
01:43:05,246 --> 01:43:06,542
All right, Camilla.
2289
01:43:06,577 --> 01:43:07,444
Yes.
2290
01:43:11,582 --> 01:43:12,977
You hungry, you
want something to eat?
2291
01:43:13,012 --> 01:43:14,319
Let's get a fat burger?
2292
01:43:16,290 --> 01:43:21,260
Big Slams, I wanna make you
the head of the WDC security.
2293
01:43:21,295 --> 01:43:22,294
What do you say?
2294
01:43:23,297 --> 01:43:24,956
The fuck?
2295
01:43:24,991 --> 01:43:26,628
Get the fuck out of my face
man, before I pack you out.
2296
01:43:28,027 --> 01:43:29,730
Okay.
2297
01:43:29,765 --> 01:43:30,632
All right.
2298
01:43:33,439 --> 01:43:34,570
We did it.
2299
01:43:36,002 --> 01:43:37,870
And I survived with
all my fingers.
2300
01:43:39,709 --> 01:43:41,280
You know what Namita,
2301
01:43:41,315 --> 01:43:42,611
I could not have done
this without you.
2302
01:43:43,977 --> 01:43:45,515
Why don't we make
this permanent?
2303
01:43:46,848 --> 01:43:50,916
I'm gonna make you
vice president of WDC.
2304
01:43:50,951 --> 01:43:52,258
That's right.
2305
01:43:52,293 --> 01:43:53,523
You're the new vice president.
2306
01:43:53,558 --> 01:43:55,459
You know how real is that?
2307
01:43:55,494 --> 01:43:57,329
I don't know what to say.
2308
01:43:57,364 --> 01:43:58,924
Good.
2309
01:43:58,959 --> 01:44:00,563
Because I got a lot of
thoughts going through my head
2310
01:44:00,598 --> 01:44:01,564
and I don't want you
to stop the train.
2311
01:44:01,599 --> 01:44:02,763
We're going worldwide.
2312
01:44:02,798 --> 01:44:04,402
You hear me?
2313
01:44:04,437 --> 01:44:08,802
London, Paris, Africa,
Afghanistan, Kazakhstan.
2314
01:44:09,871 --> 01:44:11,541
Forget it, all the stans.
2315
01:44:11,576 --> 01:44:14,544
And we're going
wherever you're from.
2316
01:44:14,579 --> 01:44:15,677
Cool.
2317
01:44:15,712 --> 01:44:16,579
You want some help there?
2318
01:44:16,614 --> 01:44:17,712
Yeah, thanks.
2319
01:44:17,747 --> 01:44:20,385
All right. It's gonna be good.
2320
01:44:24,688 --> 01:44:26,424
It's a wrap y'all, it's a wrap.
2321
01:44:28,395 --> 01:44:30,560
That's it y'all. It's
a wrap, we're done.
2322
01:44:30,595 --> 01:44:31,957
Y'all gonna get on out here.
2323
01:44:31,992 --> 01:44:33,629
But guess what?
2324
01:44:33,664 --> 01:44:34,025
I got one more tune
to take us all home.
2325
01:44:35,094 --> 01:44:40,273
Young Bugatti, run it up.
2326
01:44:55,455 --> 01:44:56,619
You lost, bitch.
2327
01:44:59,019 --> 01:45:00,722
- 15.
- Domino motherfucker.
2328
01:45:00,757 --> 01:45:01,624
Domino.
2329
01:45:05,432 --> 01:45:06,530
What's up y'all?
2330
01:45:06,565 --> 01:45:08,928
This is my family y'all, no cap.
2331
01:45:08,963 --> 01:45:11,337
We're back at it in
Compton, California
2332
01:45:11,372 --> 01:45:14,571
for the World Domino
Championship Deluxe.
2333
01:45:14,606 --> 01:45:16,001
It's on.
2334
01:45:16,036 --> 01:45:17,574
We got new jerseys
from the swap meet.
2335
01:45:18,544 --> 01:45:20,445
This is my family y'all.
2336
01:45:20,480 --> 01:45:22,073
No Cap.
2337
01:45:22,108 --> 01:45:23,778
You'll see the best Dominoes
players in the world.
2338
01:45:23,813 --> 01:45:24,977
Win that big money.
2339
01:45:25,012 --> 01:45:27,045
We got international players.
2340
01:45:27,080 --> 01:45:31,720
All the way from China
town and Fullerton.
2341
01:45:33,020 --> 01:45:35,823
We got some Rastafari
from the Bahamas
2342
01:45:35,858 --> 01:45:37,759
coming with that sweet ganja.
2343
01:45:39,125 --> 01:45:42,599
Come on down to the Word
Dominoes Championship
2344
01:45:42,634 --> 01:45:44,502
in Compton, California.
2345
01:45:44,537 --> 01:45:47,670
It's gonna be to be pumped
and we'll see you next time.
2346
01:45:47,705 --> 01:45:48,572
Yeah.
2347
01:45:49,641 --> 01:45:50,541
We're out
2348
01:45:50,576 --> 01:45:51,410
We're out
2349
01:45:51,445 --> 01:45:53,808
We're out
2350
01:45:56,615 --> 01:45:58,714
Fridah, are you really out?
2351
01:45:59,783 --> 01:46:01,387
Boy, you got a new look.
2352
01:46:01,422 --> 01:46:04,753
Yeah granddad, this
is my Compton swag.
2353
01:46:04,788 --> 01:46:07,690
Compton swag, get on here boy.
2354
01:46:08,858 --> 01:46:09,725
Let's ride.
2355
01:46:32,145 --> 01:46:34,046
Beefing with that fool.
2356
01:46:34,081 --> 01:46:36,521
Think about this
look, what is that?
2357
01:46:37,788 --> 01:46:40,690
In God's will is the holy jeans.
2358
01:46:40,725 --> 01:46:42,120
You know I even draw characters.
2359
01:46:42,155 --> 01:46:45,024
You so fugly, you see
this crack head one day,
2360
01:46:47,127 --> 01:46:50,095
he had talent, I was like,
"Man, what you doing?"
2361
01:46:50,130 --> 01:46:52,603
He was like "Man, I'm over
here making these balloons."
2362
01:46:52,638 --> 01:46:54,737
And he was making these
sexy balloons and I said,
2363
01:46:54,772 --> 01:46:57,971
"Why don't you come on down
here to the church work center
2364
01:46:58,006 --> 01:46:59,577
and be an entrepreneur?"
2365
01:46:59,612 --> 01:47:01,876
So now we've got
the erotic balloons.
2366
01:47:01,911 --> 01:47:03,944
Brownie is so fuck delicious,
you know what I'm saying,
2367
01:47:03,979 --> 01:47:05,748
I thinking of starting
my own brownie business,
2368
01:47:05,783 --> 01:47:07,816
you know what I'm
saying, with Joe Jackson.
2369
01:47:07,851 --> 01:47:08,685
Joe Jackson.
2370
01:47:08,720 --> 01:47:09,686
Oh yeah.
2371
01:47:09,721 --> 01:47:10,819
Smack 'em brownies.
2372
01:47:10,854 --> 01:47:12,018
You know what I'm talking about?
2373
01:47:12,053 --> 01:47:13,591
Oh, yeah, that's
what we go'n do?
2374
01:47:13,626 --> 01:47:14,724
Joe Jackson brownies.
2375
01:47:14,759 --> 01:47:16,594
I can't even play dominoes
2376
01:47:16,629 --> 01:47:19,465
but I don't really even
know exactly what happened.
2377
01:47:19,500 --> 01:47:21,566
I got to put the
urge to run a 58.
2378
01:47:21,601 --> 01:47:23,095
58 miles, man I thought
the tournament was over,
2379
01:47:23,130 --> 01:47:24,569
which is crazy.
2380
01:47:24,604 --> 01:47:25,636
'Cause I'm ready to go.
2381
01:47:25,671 --> 01:47:26,571
I'm ready to rock.
2382
01:47:27,937 --> 01:47:29,574
I've never lost
since I was three.
2383
01:47:29,609 --> 01:47:31,477
So I just got a lot
of energy right now.
2384
01:47:31,512 --> 01:47:32,907
That's the only one to
stand to stay apart.
2385
01:47:32,942 --> 01:47:33,842
Anybody wanna build it.
2386
01:47:33,877 --> 01:47:35,107
Build a house.
2387
01:47:35,142 --> 01:47:36,614
So you didn't play?
2388
01:47:36,649 --> 01:47:38,517
Nah, I didn't get to play.
2389
01:47:38,552 --> 01:47:41,146
Right now, I feel like if you
put dominoes in front of me,
2390
01:47:41,181 --> 01:47:44,523
I could build an
origami out of dominoes.
2391
01:47:44,558 --> 01:47:45,854
You ain't never seen
that shit like that.
2392
01:47:45,889 --> 01:47:47,625
Thirsty on parts?
2393
01:47:49,992 --> 01:47:52,696
You don't just sit down and
just cordially play dominoes.
2394
01:47:52,731 --> 01:47:53,664
What a motherfucker.
2395
01:47:53,699 --> 01:47:54,962
Hey, nice hands.
2396
01:47:54,997 --> 01:47:56,766
Great, shut the fuck up.
2397
01:47:56,801 --> 01:47:58,735
Bitch, domino.
2398
01:47:58,770 --> 01:48:00,165
20 motherfucker.
2399
01:48:00,200 --> 01:48:02,805
Shut up, get in the
bone yard, nigga.
2400
01:48:07,581 --> 01:48:09,042
Domino motherfucker.
2401
01:48:09,077 --> 01:48:10,208
♪ Tryna stay rich ♪
2402
01:48:10,243 --> 01:48:11,583
♪ Y'all tryna be saints ♪
2403
01:48:11,618 --> 01:48:12,815
♪ But that's your thing ♪
2404
01:48:12,850 --> 01:48:13,717
Walter.
2405
01:48:14,819 --> 01:48:17,083
West side.
2406
01:48:17,118 --> 01:48:18,150
This is my son.
2407
01:48:19,219 --> 01:48:20,559
I hate you.
2408
01:48:20,594 --> 01:48:22,022
It's all love down here
2409
01:48:22,057 --> 01:48:25,058
at the World Dominoes
Championship.
2410
01:48:29,999 --> 01:48:31,603
Where did everybody go?
2411
01:48:31,638 --> 01:48:32,769
Hey, my cuffs.
2412
01:48:33,937 --> 01:48:35,607
Boss!
2413
01:48:35,642 --> 01:48:37,037
Somebody help me.
2414
01:48:37,072 --> 01:48:38,038
Boss!
2415
01:48:38,073 --> 01:48:39,105
Y'all still here?
2416
01:48:40,174 --> 01:48:42,009
Ain't nothing else to learn.
2417
01:48:42,044 --> 01:48:44,044
Y'all need to get a damn life
2418
01:48:44,079 --> 01:48:45,848
but I can't teach you that shit.
2419
01:48:45,883 --> 01:48:48,686
Unless you sign up for
my other master class.
2420
01:48:48,721 --> 01:48:50,886
How to stop being
a little bitch.
2421
01:48:50,921 --> 01:48:52,019
Order now.
2422
01:48:52,054 --> 01:48:53,922
Especially you.
2423
01:48:53,957 --> 01:48:57,629
Or you can buy my sequel,
"Secrets Of Dominology,
2424
01:48:57,664 --> 01:48:59,862
Straight Out Of Compton, China,"
2425
01:48:59,897 --> 01:49:03,701
for just $999.99 cents.
2426
01:49:03,736 --> 01:49:05,098
Coming soon.
2427
01:49:05,133 --> 01:49:08,871
Be there or I swear
I'ma find you.
2428
01:49:08,906 --> 01:49:10,675
Peace and love.
2429
01:49:10,710 --> 01:49:11,544
You dig?
2430
01:49:25,316 --> 01:49:26,644
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