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Previously, on Canada's Drag Race...

For this week's maxi challenge,

we are playing Snatch Game!

Welcome to Canada's newest game show sensation!

When you're tired of your shitty old one,

just throw on a new one, and you'll be good to go!

You miss your mother?

Smell my goddamn fingers!

Mariah Carey is an extremely hard person

to make funny, and it didn't work for you.

Priyanka.

There were so many places to go with Miss Cleo,

and you didn't go to any of those places.

I * up real bad.

Jimbo, condragulations.

You are the winner of this week's challenge.

Oh my god!

Priyanka... Chanté, you stay.

Kiara... Sashay away.

My girl Kiki just went home,

and I definitely think she had a lot more to show.

She's an iconic lip syncher, so I feel like if she was up

against anyone else, she would have sent that bitch packing.

She says, "Kiara...

"Love you guys. Have fun cleaning!"

What a bitch!

Kiara used an entire tube of lipstick on this mirror.

I think we're gonna need an extended episode

for this mirror clean.

I can't wait to see these girls drop like flies!

I'm just starting to get annoyed at everybody now.

God, get that headpiece away from me!

I'm sorry! Okay, okay.

Oh my god, this thing is so annoying.

It's so annoying, right? - Yeah.

Don't call her a thing.

Her name's Boa. - you, bitch.

Okay, once we've put this one back in her cage,

can we celebrate being top seven?

So Jimbo, welcome to the winner's circle!

I thought Jimbo was phenomenal at Snatch Game.

Like, the characterization was just 100% Joan Rivers perfect.

Thank you.

I am on cloud nine.

Melissa will be so proud

and so happy to see her mother back in action.

And then stepping out like this, as Celine, was...

Yeah, you look good.

...the cherry on top of a phenomenal week for you.

It was your time to shine.

Yeah, bitch. I'm really happy for you.

Jimbo's really like serving it lately,

and once again, I'm a safe sissy,

which I'm not mad at but I'm not happy about it either.

I'm part of the top and the bottom club now.

She's versed.

Everybody is big competition here.

If I'm being specific, probably everybody sitting

on this side of the room.

Okay.

How interesting, coming from someone

who just had to lip synch their way out of the bottom two.

Me and Boa have not had to lip synch once,

so... go yourself.

I want to get this thing off my head!

Yeah! Do it!

Take it off! - Together, let's burn it!

Yes, bitch.

You just hit me in the face, you *!

This is a competition, and at the end of the day,

you've gotta say, " these bitches."

I'm a star. - Ah!

- From this point on,

I need to make sure that I am the one

that's standing out always.

I'm a ' winner, baby.

The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives

a year of hotel stays from Hilton

and a cash prize of $100,000.

With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, Stacey McKenzie,

and Brooke Lynn Hytes.

With tonight's extra special guest host, Tom Green.

Today is a new day in the workroom,

and we're getting down to the wire.

Seven queens are left. This is crazy!

So, Priyanka, you survived a lip synch.

How do you feel?

She's delusional, honey.

I feel very, very good about it.

I'm very happy.

I'm obviously not happy that Kiara's gone,

like that's obvious, but I got to perform,

and I feel very proud about that.

And how do you feel, now that your French sister

has gone back to la maison?

I feel like I have to fight for two now, so...

Aw. - You're pregnant?

Kiara was just eliminated.

She's my little sister from Montreal,

and now I feel like I'm surrounded by English people,

and nobody understands me.

So, Boa, how do you feel about your warning?

Oh, god.

Boa, you need to bring it.

Absolutely.

Stop sleeping, and wake up, and bring it.

I have a fire under my ass, and I'm just like

ready to give it.

I'm nervous but I'm excited because it's like

it's kind of what I needed, you know?

It was like Tynomi's final warning.

Bitch, what?

Vicious! - Bobo!

What? - Sissy's getting shady.

Sissy's over being safe, I feel.

Ah!

We've got Ru-mail!

O Canada!

She done already done had herses!

My queens, Canada's first drag race superstar

needs to be able to hit and run, whip lashes into shape,

and bounce back, after she's been rear-ended.

Can I get a witness?

Hey, ladies! - Hieee.

Bonjour.

Are you ready to get intuitive?

Ooh!

For today's mini challenge,

you'll be feeling your Star 69 fantasies

as psychic hotline operators

for Ho-Ho's Astral Alliance.

You know when they say, like, you know,

salt on the wound? That's that.

The wound was Miss Cleo, and then here we are just

pouring salt on it, and I'm like, "Ahh!"

One at a time, you'll pick up the phone

to help a mystery caller with a dire problem

that only a mystic can solve.

Ladies, this is an improv challenge.

The queen who entertains myself

and our mystery caller the most, wins.

You have 20 minutes to get into your most divine

divination quick drag,

and your makeup stations have been stocked with goodies

from Anastasia Beverly Hills,

to help bring the fantasy to life.

Ready... - Oh.

Set... - Oh.

Go! - Ah!

Where the are my brushes?

More lashes!

This is a good day in the workroom.

Thank you, Anastasia Beverly Hills!

Oh, look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Time's up!

I'm clueless.

I don't know who the person on the other side is.

It's really a mystery caller.

Hello, Crustina speaking.

How may I guide you today? - Hi.

Thank you so much for taking my call.

Can you tell me if you are male, female, non-binary,

or you don't care about that crap?

Oh, I mean who cares these days?

And are you sure you're not really attracted

to women because I am single?

That son of a bitch.

Hi, who dis?

I've been dating this guy,

and he just won't get off his phone when we're together.

How do I get him to get out of those DM's and to slide into me?

Let me check the cards for your advice, okay?

Let me check the cards.

Okay, I pulled the devil card.

Uh-oh.

Is that good, or...? - He just died.

He dead now.

But have you ever had sex with a ghost?

Will there be any pottery?

Like Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore, bitch?

Yeah, I don't know. - No, bitch,

you're gonna be having sex with Whoopi Goldberg tonight.

It's gonna be that kind of shit.

You in danger, girl.

You in danger.

My inspiration is to just go into this and be myself,

and be like a total raging bitch.

Thank you so much for taking my call.

I mean, I hadn't picked up the phone yet,

but hi, how are ya?

I just want to know what the future holds.

Like, I think you need to look deep into

your crystal ball.

Oh, wait, you don't have one. That's why you're calling me.

I'm paying 3.99 a minute for this?

Yeah.

Your caller has hung up.

She's had it, officially.

Thank god, because so have I.

Hello!

Hello there, darling. Hello!

I've been having an affair with a married man,

and he says he really loves me.

What does the future hold for us?

Oh, I see very large

dick energy coming your way!

Hello, Boa's hotline.

You have such a delicate speaking voice.

For 3.99, you can get me, and guess what?

I am not just a psychic.

I'm a stripper!

Ooh, bitch. - Hello?

Oh yeah! - Hello?

Hello. Do you want this?

Mm.

Oh, yeah. - I mean, I'm not sure.

Four pairs of boobs for the price of one!

Ooh. - Wow.

Hello? - I'm getting into it.

Oh-ho-ho! I want to stay here.

I'm having a fun time.

Security!

Security! - Not again!

I'm banned from the mall for a reason!

I knew that was gonna happen.

Hey, bitch. What's up?

I've been having an affair with a married man.

What does the future hold for us?

Oh, well, let me just like real quickly

check your cards.

Uh, okay, that's good.

Uh, that's really good. - Oh, great!

Nothing to worry about.

I would just watch for pianos above your head,

like for the next six hours.

Yeah, just be like really careful because, like, you know?

So I'm gonna be crushed to death?

Not, no. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Okay, thanks.

Yeah, literally, no problem, girlie.

I think you've been disconnected, Lemon.

I knew that.

Yes, hello!

Thank you for calling Ho-Ho's.

I've been seeing a married man.

Oh, my! My favourite kind.

So is he gonna leave his wife for me?

No, never, unfortunately.

You've got what they call a butter face.

He likes everything but your face.

I can see much more than you know,

including that hideous mole

on your left testicle.

Oh, I had that removed years ago.

That's what you think, but still waters run deep,

just as dark moles do.

Oh... Mm.

Aura my goddess!

You all have a gift!

I just hope our mystery caller kept the receipts.

You wanna know who she is? - Yes!

She's crossed the pond just for you.

From RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

It's Crystal!

Crystal from RuPaul's Drag Race UK

and I'm like in shock!

Holy shit!

Welcome home, sis. - Thank you.

You guys all look amazing.

Come on, Canadian legend.

Come on, bag of chips.

Now, of all you mediums,

one of you was extra-large.

Lemon, con-drag-ulations,

you are the winner of today's mini challenge.

I knew you were gonna say that.

You've won $1,000 of stylish eyewear

from Bailey Nelson to keep your visions in focus.

Con-drag-ulations.

Thank you.

I just won $1,000 of Bailey Nelson sunglasses,

and I am gagging.

Crystal, any last words of wisdom

for your Canadian sisters?

Stay sparkly, transparent, and cheap.

Ladies, have you suffered a clap back

related personal injury?

Are you seeking a settlement for your stolen trade,

looking to divorce your drag mother?

Well, it's time for some poetic justice.

For this week's maxi challenge,

you'll be getting downright judicial

in your very own late-night law firm TV commercials.

#CanadasDragRace.

Working in teams, you'll be creating ads to promote

your legal services to queens in need of counsel.

Lemon, as this week's mini challenge winner,

you'll be choosing the teams.

I get to choose the teams for this week's maxi challenge!

There'll be two teams of two, and one team of three,

so begin assembling.

Stay out of my shot, girl.

I'm gonna snag Priyanka for myself.

Thank you.

I am gonna put our sissies together.

Sissies.

So I put the sissies together,

thinking it would be a great little match because they're

such good friends, and then Scarlett's looking at me

down the room like...

"I'm gonna put the sissies together,"

like just with like that conniving little

bitchy tone. "I'm from New York."

And I will have our team three be Rita, Jimbo, and Boa.

I haven't won a maxi challenge yet,

and I really feel like I need to because winning something

like that would be the kick in the ass that I need.

Ladies, are you ready to get litigious?

Yes.

Gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best woman win.

Okay.

Okay, let's think structure before the ideas.

I totally think so, yeah.

How do you feel about starting with reenactments?

I love it.

Have you ever experienced something like this?

And then it goes to a reenactment.

Cut to... - Again, have you ever...

Not only are we starring and writing

these commercials, we're also directing it,

calling the camera shots.

It's a lot.

I'm Kitty, and I'm Kat.

Me and Priyanka are Kitty and Kat, the pussy protectors,

and if your pussy is in an accident, we will save you.

Have you death dropped and you can't get up?

Like... - Oh!

Have you popped a split and a hip?

You know what? I can do some gymnastics.

This is a serious issue for drag queens everywhere,

so me and Priyanka are just here to protect your vagina.

When your puss has a crash.

When your puss has a crash, we'll get you the cash.

I really hope that the vision that we wrote

on those papers and on that script just come to life

and make those judges laugh.

How are you feeling, good? - Oh, we're feeling good.

I love this team! - I'm so excited.

Yeah.

Today's maxi challenge is to come up with

a lady lawyer character, and then to write an infomercial

selling our legal services.

I think he has an idea.

Kind of like play on the idea that stagettes

are always kind of taking over the gay bar

and destroying the drag show. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

And so we could be like, yeah, like a lawsuit,

and then you could be the drag queen we're harassing.

Amazing. Oh my god, that's so good.

Goosh! Goosh!

I'm excited. Oh my god, those are my girls.

We're gonna have fun. We're gonna be stupid.

She's getting married.

She's getting mar--

Our concept for this infomercial,

we are a powerful law firm...

I love that.

...facing issues with bachelorette parties.

What would our law firm be called, would you say?

Uh...

How about something like "Something Dick and Harry"?

I am not used to writing things, and the time is ticking,

so we gotta crank this out.

Queens United Every...

I get in my head. It's my anxieties.

And I'm trying my best to break out of it.

But it has to say something about getting married.

I do realize that we do not work the same way.

We're just trying to adapt our styles to make it match.

Here's our solution.

Do you want to be our sissy?

Leave your sissy and join our sisterhood.

We're becoming late-night TV lawyers

in our very own infomercial.

Has your sissy ever not lent you jewelry?

It's like a law firm/hitman agency.

Is your sissy getting sour?

Oh, we'll both do it at the same time, spit.

Holy shit.

Like, after we say each thing, we'll act it out.

No, no, no.

No, they usually list a whole bunch of stuff.

It's not a cut. It's a voiceover.

No, but they have to go to us first,

like we have to have an introduction.

Yeah, so our introduction is "Hi, we're so and so,

"and so and so..." Okay.

So...

I got a little snarky with her.

In my head it was like, "Wah, wah, wah, wah."

There was like rockets going off.

I just like, I don't-- we need to figure out

where we're doing with cuts.

Scarlett...

Okay, whatever, just run with it, like, I don't care.

Girl, this isn't the Hunger Games.

You need to settle down a little bit.

How are we gonna do a voiceover

while we're acting it out? Because we need to be

acting it out. - Oh, no, so we would

record the voiceover, and then we would act it out.

Doesn't make sense.

Okay, for an editing standpoint, yes it does,

but if you don't get that, we can move on from that.

Ladies, I'm back!

Is there a lawyer in the house?

Hi, Jeffrey. How are you?

Hi, Priyanka. I'm excellent.

How are we feeling?

We worked together very well.

Any worries in particular for this challenge?

I feel like we just both want to do so well,

and we want to make it to the end.

And it is a timed challenge too, right?

We have so many things that we want to do.

We're being a little ambitious.

As long as you bring the true essence of who youare

to every challenge, and nothing less,

and get rid of all of the hubbub,

bullshit voices in your head telling you that you're not

good enough, you're gonna shine.

I didn't make the judges laugh last week,

but this week, I'm just praying

that they're all just dying of laughter,

because if they're not, you in danger, girl.

Trust yourselves.

Trust your instincts.

We know you've both got it. Now bring it to us, 'aite?

Absolutely. - Peace!

Scarlett BoBo and Ilona Verley.

Hello. - Can I call you IloBo?

No, it's what?

It's Bolona. - Bolona.

Oh, I love that. - #Bolona.

Okay! So what's your plan of attack?

What have we got going on here?

So, we're gonna be Sarah and Sarahson,

and we are gonna--

And we're suing our sissies.

Yeah, we're gonna split up sissies.

Yeah. - Oh, I love this.

Are you tired of your sissy?

Like, do you want to sue your sissy?

You just have to keep in mind

what this challenge is. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a law firm commercial.

You're only going to get a finite amount of time.

And keep in mind who your audience is

that you're talking to.

We just want to make you laugh,

while still staying on time.

We're gonna make you gag.

Okay. Neither of you have won

a maxi challenge yet, am I right?

This is the time. This is our week.

This is your opportunity.

We're gonna sissy slay you.

It's driving me crazy.

Because bitches, it's now or never.

I know. - Look around.

There's only so few of you left in the room.

Do whatever you need to do to pop.

Alright.

I can't wait to see what you bring.

Thank you. - Byeee!

1-800...

Hello, ladies. - Oh, hello.

So what's our plan of attack for this challenge?

Bachelorettes are known to sort of plague gay bars,

especially drag shows. - Yes.

They take over, and they're too loud,

and they with the show.

What is the worst thing that's ever happened to you

at a gay bar with a bachelorette party?

Worst time, I got a finger in my anus from a bride to be,

one time because I was wearing this little skirt, you know?

Yeah, and I was just passing by.

The girl went like pop.

There are some rules to be followed

if you want to have a bachelorette party in our space.

Number one, do not touch without consent.

Number two, get off the stage.

And number three, be respectful.

This is a safe space for you and for us.

Thank you!

So this is a teachable moment, then.

Is that what we're saying? - Yeah.

What not to do in gay bars.

Exactly. Exactly.

I love this.

Can't wait to see what you cook up for us.

Bye, ladies. - Byeee.

Ladies, listen up.

Tomorrow, on the main stage, you'll debut your commercials,

and you'll be cross examined by our extra special guest host,

the outrageously funny funnyman,

Tom Green.

What? - Oh-ho!

And, on the runway,

category is: Canadian Tuck-shedo.

So good luck, and don't it up.

Case closed!

Hi, ladies! - Hi.

Hi, gorgeous!

You're doing it in order?

We're gonna do it in order.

Is it the same? - Yes.

Stacey is covering our asses to make sure

that we don't forget anything.

She's making us doublecheck

because she knows how crazy performing gets.

Fix your jacket, Priyanka.

Yeah.

She's like our stage mom.

But she's a cool mom.

So, we're using like a medium-shot for the first three.

Yes. - Okay.

And to that camera. - So that camera.

You have about a half hour, okay, ladies?

Copy that. Thank you.

Action!

Have you ever beated your-- Oh.

Have you ever padded...

Padded your pum-pum. - ...to a pulp.

Ready? - Mm-hm.

Action.

Have you ever padded your pum-pum to a pulp?

That was good. Got that.

That's good. Okay, me.

You call action for me too. - I will.

This is the same shot, yes.

Same shot, alright? - Same shot, yes.

Action.

Have you ever gotten so litty

you've splittied your kitty?

20 minutes left too. - Awesome.

Perfect. - Alright.

We have everything set,

but we have to change really fast because we only have like

no time to do the damn commercial,

and we have to change into all these different characters,

and it's like that's a lot of pressure!

You have 13 minutes left.

Come on. - Are we ready?

Uh, we're ready. Ooh!

Ooh!

I padded my pum-pum to a pulp!

Next, next scene!

I've gotten so litty I'm split my kitty!

When Lemon got into that split,

popped her pum-pum,

and then somehow slid up a little bit,

and stayed in the splits, I was like, "Damn...

"She's really flexible."

I had no idea I could do that.

Priyanka and Lemon were so funny.

Well, we're here... - For you!

I'm Kitty.

They came prepared. Their whole commercial flowed.

They had me engaged the entire time.

I don't want their legal help, though.

I wouldn't want their legal help, no.

A-ha-ha-ha!

Hey, girl. - Hi, Jimbo.

Hi, Rita. Hi, Boa.

Hi.

If you're a drag queen with some pesky bachelorettes

on your hand, you can ring the bell.

We will show up and shoo 'em away!

Do your thing, ladies. You got this.

Get out of here!

Well, you know what?

Thank god, ladies, she called who?

The Bells.

Les belles.

Yeah! What she said.

Ding dong.

Let's do this one more time, okay?

Okay, yeah, let's do it. - Okay?

Boa, you actually made a mistake when you said,

"Yeah, whatever she said." You pointed to Jimbo.

You needed to point to Rita.

And also, just make sure remember your line, alright?

Yeah, yeah, of course. Absolutely.

Oh my god.

Alright, ladies, you have 25 minutes.

Hurry it up.

Boa will be in the centre doing her thing.

Now I'm feeling very nervous

because, you know, it's a mess.

Time's going, ladies.

We're running late.

Everybody's running on the set, so will it work?

We'll see!

10 minutes!

There you go.

Are we rolling on this now?

Yeah.

Yes, we are. We're rolling on this now.

Jeffrey wants me to be loud,

so I'm gonna be loud, okay?

She's getting married! - It's my special day!

Okay, let's be aggressive.

Do us a song!

Sing for us!

Ahh! - Yeah!

Oh, I like your robe. I want it!

Ahh! - It's my special day!

Bitch, you've gotta go.

Yeah, we're gonna ask you to leave.

There was a lot going on there.

I actually was quite confused as to what their script was about.

I didn't get it.

I think they were trying to do too many things.

Hi, hots. - Hiee.

Hi, BoBo and Ilona. - Hi!

I've got your storyboard here,

and you've got some props over there.

Woo-hoo.

I'm looking forward to seeing what you're gonna do.

Okay, so we're shooting this really out of order.

Do your thing.

It's gonna be an adventure, okay.

We're inspired by those like super phony late-night

like law firm ads where they're like,

"We're blah, blah, blah and blah, blah, blah.

"Call us to have all your problems solved."

Action.

Sissy! Sissy!

Sissy! - Ooh!

Sissy! Sissy!

Oh! - Sissy!

Look what I found!

Sissy, what are you doing?

Oh, you're a way sexier sissy!

We're sissy this. We're sissy that.

We're sissy ourselves. We're sissy sissying.

We gotta sissy-sissy, time is running out!

Time is tick-tocking!

Don't get too comfortable, ladies.

I know there's 30 minutes left,

but we still have a lot to do, alright?

Question, are you interested in using any of the props?

Oh my god!

Yes, you have the props there.

We totally blanked out on that one.

Like fully forgot about all the props.

We were just like, la-la-la-la-la-la.

Okay, yeah. Bring the desk.

Get the desk, quick!

Alright, ladies, let's go.

This is really fun,

but it's also a little bit sissy stressful.

Less than 20 minutes left!

Come on, ladies.

She's like, "Ladies, you've gotta hurry it up.

"You're running out of time." We were like, "Ahhh!"

I'm gonna spit on your face,

and then you hit me with the book, okay?

Oh, dear Jesus. - Get you book ready.

Are you really gonna spit in her face?

Yeah. - Oh my god,

are you guys ready, because I'm not doing this again.

I'm not ready but I want to see this.

Oh god, don't hork in my face.

Are you ready?

You should hock a spit in her face.

If you're gonna spit in her face, just really do it.

Sissy! Sissy!

- Ah!

Ah! - Sissy!

She literally whams me with a book.

There was a full-on like sound effect, and it's not fake.

That was the book hitting my face, thank you.

Sissy, stop! Sissy, you bitch!

Sissy! - Ahh!

Ahh!

Ah! Ahhh!

Oh my god, I think I have like bruises

from that anvil. Is it called an anvil?

Ah! Ah!

Gravel? Gavel?

Gavel, gavel, gavel, gavel, gavel.

Ah!

Ladies, that was so good!

Thank you.

Ilona and BoBo really impressed me.

They were funny.

They brought that funniness to the characters.

Sissy! Sissy!

Sissy! Sissy!

I can feel the other girls in the workroom

getting real tired of the sissies.

Sissy! - Sissy!

Sissy! Sissy!

Sissy, sissy, sissy, sissy!

"Sissy. Sissy!"

Sissies.

Shut up! I don't care.

I don't care about your sisterhood!

Lemon, you had to decide who will be with who,

so what's the idea behind?

In all honesty, I think everyone of us

is really powerful,

and I knew all three teams would be great,

no matter who was in what, so...

She's going for Miss Congeniality so hard right now.

Yeah, she's really gunning for it.

Where's the teleprompter you're reading off of, bitch?

I don't care if these girls like me.

It's very clear that they don't.

I will admit that I thought it was a little vindic--

I thought that you were trying to screw up the sissies.

So you don't think your sissy's talented?

Oh!

Let's just get ready for this runway.

The dolls are fighting.

Today's runway is Canadian Tuck-shedo.

Denim on denim on denim.

1951, Bing Crosby walks into a Vancouver hotel

wearing denim on denim,

and they didn't let him in because he was too casual,

and then the bellboy was like, "That's Bing Crosby."

Canada was super proud to have Bing Crosby

showing up to our place,

and now I'm gonna make it even more famous.

The winner's circle includes Rita, me, Jimbo,

and Priyanka, and the non-winner's circle

includes Boa, Ilona, and Scarlett.

And I can feel that these girls are desperate to have a win.

In Montreal on Friday and Saturday

we have up to 10 bachelorette parties at the same time.

What?! - That's crazy.

Bachelorette parties, like I don't-- what's...?

So basically, sometimes when we're performing,

and we're working, sometimes there are bachelorettes,

and although we welcome people to come have fun,

they act a bit out of line.

Like ripping your hair or ripping your outfit,

like just like crawling up on you like three people on you

at the same time, like while you're on stage,

like trying to perform.

When you're in drag, sometimes people think

that you're this like play toy, you're like this little

like, "Oh, I paid $5. I get to pet the queen."

And it's awful.

I've had more gay men do that to me

than I have like cis bachelorette party women.

TBH.

A few years ago, I brought someone home.

I wasn't into it, I didn't want to have sex with him.

We were drinking, and he beat me up,

and he didn't just like beat me up.

He like beat the shit out of me.

My face was like * , like I had a broken nose.

It was a sexual assault is what it was, and he robbed me.

He was on my back holding me down.

And he said, he said,

"Tell me where your wallet is, or I'm gonna kill you."

Oh my god!

So I told him and then I blacked out again.

And I woke up, and there was blood everywhere.

I was covered in a pool of my blood.

I was knocked unconscious, like I could have died.

I posted a selfie of myself.

I said, "This happened to me last night.

"Watch out who you bring home.

"You never know what happens."

Be safe, guys, and take care of each other.

And so this photo went viral, right,

and the whole community rallied behind me,

and they set up a Go-Fund Me for me to get me my laptop back,

and my phone, and my wallet. - Wow.

The support I got from the community was incredible,

and it fuelled me to want to speak out about it.

There is violence in the queer community.

It just needs to stop.

And I'm so grateful to have such an amazing drag community,

and sisters like you, and just love you,

and everybody just behind me.

I love you. - Aw.

And you have our support forever.

I love you. - So I have a theory.

What's your theory, sis?

That drag queens are the mascots of

the queer community because we have a platform,

we have a stage,

and we're able to like educate people, you know?

She used what happened to her

as not something to be embarrassed about,

but something to educate all queens now,

and queens that are now coming into the drag scene.

I love you, and I'm proud of her.

I'm very proud of her.

I just want to give her a big hug, that big, old meatball.

Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.

I'm Tom Green, and I'm thrilled to be this week's

extra special guest host.

Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, do you swear to tell the truth,

the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

I plead the filth.

Stacey McKenzie, are you judging me right now?

Guilty as charged, Tom.

Brooke Lynn Hytes!

Thomas, not now!

Big Brother's watching.

Oh, memories.

This week, the queens were challenged to get litigious,

as they star in their very own drag queen law firm commercials.

Gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best woman win.

Category is Canadian Tuck-shedo!

Denim on denim on denim.

First up, Scarlett BoBo.

I think I'm having an acid wash flashback.

I like the nails.

The fantasy is denim couture realness.

I want to show the judges an elevated version of BoBo

every time I step on the runway.

I am serving you the most BoBo ever.

Those look like her natural shoulders.

Next, Ilona Verley.

I'm just coming out here serving this denim look

head to toe, letting them know I got the memo,

and I've got it front to back.

I'm showing the judges all my best assets:

my face, my ass, and my kitty.

Oh, you cheeky monkey!

I don't know about y'all, but I feel a chafe coming on.

She's walking ass backwards, and forwards.

I'm just happy to be here.

And next, Boa.

I want to show the judges that I have woken up, bitch.

Not only did I wake up,

but I sprouted some wings!

Look, it's Air Boa!

These wings look haggard like I crawled

out of hell and I'm here to your shit up.

Are those jeans?

She's so angelic.

I like the ripped stockings, actually.

Next is Jimbo!

Now, this is a showstopper.

I am the denim queen.

It's the troll doll, denim edition.

Creature from the Patch Lagoon.

I am a denim demon diva.

I am serving the most denim on the runway,

and maybe the most denim that anyone has ever worn.

They call her Billie Jeans.

Are those also jeans?

If I had to guess, Reba McEntire?

And next, Rita Baga!

I am serving punk rock goddess.

She's fierce. She's fabulous.

She's sassy.

I'm giving the judges a little strip tease.

Oh, this must be her blue period.

I like your jeans.

Those are nice jeans.

So what? I'm still a rock star.

So do we call Pink "Blue" now?

And now, Priyanka!

She's a total jean queen.

I am serving you Angela from Oshawa, okay.

She is a bad girl who's about to fight a girl after school.

She has a head wrap, a jacket, a body suit,

and the chaps because she's crazy.

I said I wanted a vente pumpkin spice latte!

She's also wearing jeans.

I actually really like those boots, though.

Puss N' Boots.

And next is Lemon.

Sexy scarecrow.

I am serving you every kind of denim fantasy

you could ever imagine.

This look is 100% thrifted and repurposed,

and I am loving my denim extravaganza.

Denim on denim on denim on denim.

Look, it's bellbottom sleeves.

Well, that's one way to hide your man hands.

Welcome, ladies.

It's time for the judges' critiques.

Let's see how you did as legal eagles.

First up, Scarlett BoBo and Ilona Verley.

Have you ever wanted to sue your sissy?

Well, we are Sarah and Sarahson,

and we are here to make your...

...sissy settlement smooth!

Have you ever wanted to substitute your sissy?

I found a new sissy, and he's way sexier than you.

Sissy, don't say that!

Sorry, sissy. Bye!

Sissy, you're making me sissy sad!

Is your sissy getting sour?

Sissy, don't talk to me! Sissy, stay away!

Sissy, sissy! - Ahhh!

Does your sissy bore you to sleep?

It's so cute. Sissy, are you sissy sleeping?

Whatever, sissy. Sue me!

Well, we have good news for you!

You could be entitled to...

Half her drag!

All her jewelry!

And her dirty ass wigs!

Ew! - Ugh!

We have your sissy solution!

Sissy! - Sissy!

Sissy! - Ah!

We might be able to help you.

But we definitely can't help ourselves.

Bitch! - Ah!

Ahh!

Amazing.

Amazing. I love that.

We sissy slayed it.

Now, we have Boa, Jimbo, and Rita Baga.

I'm Debbie Dickhole.

And I'm Bridgette Bigballs.

And I'm Anita Hotdog.

Oh, thank you.

And together, we're The Belles.

The Bitches for Enthusiastic...

Lady Lawyers...

Entertainment Services.

Yeah, what she said!

She's getting married!

It's my special day!

Okay, let's be aggressive!

Are you a drag queen diva who's sick of being whipped

with change and slashed with hotdogs?

Stop!

If only there was somebody to help me

with these crazy bachelorettes!

Let's see what our drag queen diva would have done

if she had The Belles.

Okay, okay, this is an intervention.

Yeah, decease and desist!

Bitch, you've gotta go.

Don't forget to call

1-800-B-E-L-L-E-S.

1-800-BELLES.

Yeah, what she said!

Oh!

Yay, this was fun.

Next up, we have Priyanka and Lemon.

Have you ever padded your pum-pum to a pulp?

I padded my pum-pum to a pulp!

Have you ever gotten so litty

you've splittied your kitty?

I've gotten so litty, I've split my kitty!

Well, we're here... - For you.

I'm Kitty. - And I'm Kat.

And we're the Pussy Protectors.

Because when your puss has a crash...

...we'll get you your cash!

Ha-ha-ha!

When my puss had a crash,

the pussy protectors got me my cash!

We popped our pussies...

Literally!

And we put in a deposit but the Pussy Protectors

never got back to us.

Are you like super rich?

So, we have like all this money.

But we totally stole it. So.. it's...

'Cause when you puss has cash...

We'll take it!

No!

Drag queens, if you've injured your vagina,

and are in need of legal aid, call the Pussy Protectors

at 1-800-Pus-Pro.

Keep in mind that these two women are still at large,

are con artists, and will steal all your money.

Good job. Good job.

Well done, ladies.

Good, good job.

I will not be hiring any of you.

Now, for some order in the court,

first up, we have Scarlett BoBo.

C'est que *?

I thought you had some of the funniest lines.

Sue me!

Brilliant, and your delivery was so on point.

It was really funny.

You did come in prepared, which I loved,

and I appreciate.

Like, if that was a show that was on

late-night television, I would stay up

and watch the entire show, so great job.

I love this outfit.

My favourite thing about the outfit is that

it had pops of neon with it,

against that blue is so beautiful.

It's very berserkdu soleil.

Thank you. Ilona Verley.

I think that your mug is painted so gorgeously.

However, when I see that booty and a little turnaround,

a little full coverage foundation

may have helped you out.

I loved it when you walked out on the runway,

and you were not really seeing the full ass yet,

until you're walking back off the runway.

In the acting challenge,

it seemed like you didn't necessarily have

the clearest direction of where you were going.

Very one-note.

Very "Bah," the entire, like from start to finish,

like you shot out of that cannon and you were not going anywhere.

Thank you, Ilona.

Next up, Boa.

Let's talk about the acting challenge.

I just see you get in your head.

It's like you stop trusting yourself.

You're very special.

There's something special about you and, you know,

I don't want you to lose that.

I want you to trust you but, for some reason,

you just seem to lose it when you get in your head.

I'm not a fan of the wings.

They look very half-assed and cheap to me.

It kind of looks like a music festival

like three days afterwards, though,

and someone's like abandoned them in the corner;

they're like sad flowing.

I do have this outfit.

When I was in my church play, when I was,

I think I was probably around five,

my mommy made me costume.

I played the wind, and it was just like that.

I'm just gonna call her.

Hello.

Hi, Mom, how are you? Hi, Mom, I just wanted

to let you know you're on television right now.

I'm on Canada's Drag Race right now.

Oh, good!

What was my costume at the church play

when I was a kid?

You were the wind.

Yeah. I was the wind.

And what did it look like? What did it look like?

It was a sort of navy blue thing,

and it had kind of wings almost, you know.

Wings. Yeah.

Strips of material...

Strips of material.

Can you send me a photo of it right now,

just so I can show everybody?

I got the picture. It's exactly the same.

It's exactly the same.

At least we got verification now.

Everyone believes me now.

Bye! - Bye.

Thanks, Tom. Thanks Mary.

Thank you, Boa. Next up, Jimbo.

It's your special day!

It's my special day!

Hello, Jimbo.

Welcome to the competition, honey.

The thing I loved about your commercial, though,

was the insanity of it.

This look tonight, girl,

you did Lee Bowry proud, honey.

You were giving me club kid realness.

You be giving me fashion.

That's what I'm talkin' about. Goose bumps.

This look is fantastic.

It's so cool.

So I think my challenge for you next week

is keep surprising us.

Thank you, Jimbo. Rita Baga.

It's the most beautiful I've ever seen you.

I'm sorry?

I said you looks stunning.

I just wanted to hear it again.

Parfait, parfait, parfait,

et le punk rock vibe c'est tres bon.

The outfit, if you're gonna do something,

a silhouette like this, I love the hip pads,

but you need to have an ass pad because that ass is real flat.

Your acting challenge, you were my favourite,

and you were speaking in French and English,

so I just couldn't take my eyes off of you because I didn't know

what you were gonna do next.

Even the raw hotdog, you ate that about 10 times.

One time, she ate it so much,

she was like choking on it and still doing her lines.

I know what that's like.

Thank you, Rita.

Oh, now whatshername. - Priyanka!

Hello, Priyanka. - Hi, judges!

Your commercial really did feel like a commercial to me,

and I like that.

I totally got like the overworked lawyer

who doesn't have time to apply a full beat.

I feel like I've met that lawyer before.

I wish you would have come out on the runway

more regal, like you usually do.

Usually, when you come out on the runway,

there's a gasp, like ooh, aah.

I didn't do that. We didn't feel that.

Did you feel that?

No, we didn't grab each other.

It's a clean look.

It's not, at this stage in the competition,

it's not what I'm hoping and expecting to see

out of any of you girls.

I need you to step that up, should you be here next week.

Next up, we have Lemon.

I think that your commercial was the most on point

and the most reminiscent of an actual late-night

TV law firm commercial.

I loved what you did as your character.

However, I felt like it was the same character

that you gave us in the her-itage moments.

I love your walk.

You just exude like fashion,

like model runway.

But your outfit, to me, a mess.

It looks like something just thrown together

like last minute.

I personally like the jean legs attached to the garter.

I've never seen that before, like I could see that

catching on somewhere in the southern United States possibly.

That could be a thing.

Had you done like a high-waisted, baggy pant,

and then a cinched in corset over top of that,

lost that chunky boot and done a sickening stiletto,

with like a purse with like a gold chain belt.

So completely different.

Completely different.

Okay, ladies, one more thing before we go.

I would like to hear from each and every one of you

which one of your sisters should go home tonight

and why.

...starting with BoBo.

Ayeee.

I feel so uncomfortable right now.

Uh...

I'm just gonna base it on the runway.

I would say Lemon because it just looks messy.

I'm sorry.

Ilona Verley, who should go home tonight and why?

I would also say Lemon because I feel like wearing

that is not the one,

in my opinion, as well as yours,

so I would say Lemon tonight.

I'm gonna say, based on the runway,

I would also say Lemon because I feel like we've all put

a lot of work and everything, and hers isn't up to par.

I also have to say Lemon.

I like Lemon, but I don't like that outfit.

Rita Baga.

I would say Ilona because I thought she was playing

herself during the challenge.

Priyanka.

Based on the maxi challenge and the runway,

in my opinion, I think Ilona Verley.

Lemon.

I would also have to say Ilona Verley tonight,

based on the maxi challenge and the runway as well.

Thank you, ladies.

We have a lot to consider.

You may untuck in the workroom while we deliberate.

Ugh.

Uh, how do we feel about what just happened?

Holy shit.

Let's not sit here and justify why we did what,

or why we said who.

It's like we all had to say a name.

I do feel that like if you said someone's name,

you should take ownership of that.

I want to say sorry to Lemon.

I said based on the runway, which is denim on denim.

I just thought that yours was the weakest.

Lemon's showing up in the same looks

every single week, the same makeup,

the same silhouettes...

Not good enough!

I feel like the question wasn't whose outfit

was the worst.

It was who deserves to go home tonight.

Lemon, I picked you because I'm not the biggest fan

of the look, and I'm not the closest to you.

Well, I feel like this whole time you've been--

had a wall up against me, and I don't think

I've ever done that for you. - Mm-hm.

I am a twink to you, and it feels like

every time I come to you, I don't get

that level of respect back from you.

Yes, you're everything I wish I was,

and it's so hard for me to look at you.

I'm sorry that I said your name and that made you feel bad.

I think that

you come off as not genuine,

and you want to be the perfect person,

and I feel like I haven't really gotten to know

the real you, and I tried.

This entire competition, I have been 100% Team Boa.

To hear that I'm fake to her,

she let me say all those things to her,

and never once had a problem with me.

So who's being fake now?

I just think that

you have a lot of love for yourself which you vocalize.

I do. - Yeah.

And I'm not gonna bring up names,

but I know some of the other girls thought so too.

This is not RuPaul's best friend race.

I'm not here to make friends anymore.

Alright, just between us Judge Judy's,

let's start with Scarlett BoBo.

I had a great time working with Scarlett.

She knew what she was doing.

She was funny. She was quirky.

I was such a fan of Scarlett's look tonight.

I think she's so beautiful and polished.

I just think the whole thing has been awesome

and I love BoBo's look.

Yeah, absolutely. - Ilona Verley.

She gave me nothing but the same, from start to finish.

She was super overly excited, right?

And I got the best of her.

She definitely should have put some makeup

on that ass. Up next, Boa.

I am missing BOA's spice.

When she first came out, the first couple of weeks,

when she'd walk the runway, she was like this ball of fire.

Now it's just like it's another week.

So yesterday, in the workroom walkthrough,

I was really questioning why Boa hasn't won a maxi challenge yet,

and now I'm getting it.

I think she just doesn't trust herself.

Her look, it was just another bodysuit,

just a denim one.

The wings were cool, though.

The wings were fine.

I didn't care about them.

Up next, we have Jimbo.

On the runway, I mean ,she just be bringing

high fashion, couture; like she is going above and beyond.

She kiltit.

She kilt it. Okay.

She has taken all of our critiques

to let that star power shine through,

and she is running with it.

I do think, of all the outfits,

Jimbo's outfit was probably the one

that I could see myself wearing, actually.

For sure. - Yeah.

Rita Baga.

I'm so glad to see

different sides of Miss Rita Baga.

Now I just want to see that, unh,

that it factor shining through from her.

I really enjoyed Rita in that law commercial.

I loved her like kind of slasay-da, for a better word.

Who the hell are these two bitches?

Like didn't really give a *.

She is, wow.

As an actor, oh, amazing.

Priyanka.

She really delivered in the acting challenge,

but on the runway, it was just meh,

and I think that we've all seen so much more of Priyanka

and what she's capable of delivering on this runway

that meh is just not cutting it.

I would love to see a little bit more polish

from Priyanka, so fix your hair, girl.

Lemon...

I finally got that Lemon pop, that zest,

but the taste level-- man.

Mm-hm.

It is highly questionable at this point.

Blugh.

It was terrible. I hated it.

Lemon is definitely a natural actor,

like she is great, and definitely one to watch.

That's why all those girls are hating on her.

Alright, ladies, gentlemen, and Thomas Green...

Thank you.

I think we've made a decision, yes?

Yeah.

Bring back the clitigators.

That's a loon call.

Welcome to Canada.

Welcome back, ladies.

After much deliberation,

we have made some decisions.

Rita Baga, in your ad,

you were hotdoggit in your pursuit of justice,

and girl, you blew it up on the runway.

Con-drag-ulations, Rita Baga,

you are the winner of this week's challenge.

Thank you!

You have won a custom designed wardrobe

valued at $10,000

from North Bound Leather.

Nice.

Thank you, Rita. You may leave the stage.

Thank you. Merci, merci, merci!

Jimbo, your safe word is safe.

You may leave the stage.

Oh-oh.

BoBo, you are safe. - Thank you.

Keep up the good work.

We see you, girl.

You may join the other girls.

Priyanka, you are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Boa, the prosecution can see

you have wings,

but your execution has yet to take flight.

Ilona Verley, in your legal ad,

your sissy was out of order,

and on the runway,

will your chaps be found in contempt of court?

Lemon, in the legal add,

your legalese was a tight tease,

but on the runway,

was your loose cut a little too plaintiff?

Ilona Verley,

I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

Lemon, you are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Boa, that means you are up for elimination tonight.

Two queens stand before us.

Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare

a lip synch performance to Alessia Cara's

"Scars To Your Beautiful."

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress us

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come

for you to lip synch

for your life!

I about to lip synch,

and this time, there's no tears, bitch.

I'm about to send this bitch packing.

I have to show the judges that I am here

and that I am here to win. I have to kill this lip synch.

There is no other option. I've got to fight!

Good luck, and don't it up.

This is truly getting harder

and harder as the weeks go on.

Ilona Verley...

Chanté, you stay.

Thank you.

You may join the others.

I will edit my ass off.

Literally, I'll get it out of here.

I love you. - You're a star.

Love you, bitch. - Love you.

Boa, to us,

you are bold, outrageous, and audacious.

You say "Bitch On Arrival,"

but we say "Star On Departure."

This has been an amazing experience.

You guys have been so good to me.

I've learned so much about myself,

and I've made so many amazing sisters and friends.

And I just, I can't even explain

how grateful I am for this opportunity.

We are all so proud of you.

Now, sashay away.

Thank you, guys. Thank you.

I didn't come here to make friends.

I came here to make lasagna.

What I love about drag is it's just like given me

such ability to be myself but times a million,

and I want them to remember me as that stupid bitch

who isn't afraid to make fun of herself,

and to make light out of something dark.

Con-drag-ulations, top 6.

Yeah!

Stay true north strong and...

Fierce!

Now let the music play!

Work it for me, me

You wear it

Next time, on Canada's Drag Race...

We have entered the six of you in the very first

pageant in Drag Race her-story.

Ooh. - Yeah!

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!

Do you people like this?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Ahhh!

And world peace. Thank you.

I have to say, for me, you weren't the most memorable.

It's my least favourite thing

you've worn on the runway.

I just don't like the dress at all,

and I don't like your hair.

It's not glamourous by any means.

Okay!