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- You must be out your
rabbit ass mind,
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sugar does not belong on grits.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Salt, pepper, butter, period!
- [audience laughing]
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- No, yo' old tongue just can't
appreciate the sugary sweetness
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with the mix
of the savory grits.
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- Man, they should have never
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given you ninjas
the Food channel.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Can y'all stop arguing,
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like, we ain't even
having grits [giggling].
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- He started it!
- Your mama and daddy started it
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when they gave you those
raggedy ass taste buds.
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- You two will find anything
to debate about,
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anything, anything!
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- BOTH: Oh, garbage truck!
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- LEAH: Come on, baby, let's go,
go, go, go, come on!
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- He ain't gon' make it.
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- I'm sick of this trash!
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They didn't even
pick it up last week!
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- Wait!
- Jeremy, run!
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- I'm coming!
- [laughing]
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- Run, run, run!
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- JEREMY: Come on, man,
you see me.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Told you he wouldn't make it.
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- I hope he make it, grandpa,
that's not funny,
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that stuff stank.
- That's hilarious [laughing]
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- [audience laughing]
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- VINNY: [laughing]
I told you he wouldn't make it.
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- What happened?
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- Man, that bastard sped up
when he saw me coming.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Got me out here chasing him
down the street
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with some garbage bags.
- LEAH: In your--
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- Robe flapping in the wind.
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Got me out here
looking ridiculous.
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- VINNY: [laughing]
- Like you.
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- [laughing]
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- What kind of neighborhood
they think this is?
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Somebody left the door open.
- [audience laughing]
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- Uh, good morning.
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- No, he looks ridiculous,
you just look stupid [laughing].
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- Anyway, how y'all doing?
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- Having trouble with
the trash collection.
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- Oh, they keep forgetting
to take Vinny?
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- [audience laughing]
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- [laughing]
They dropped you off.
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- [audience laughing]
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- No, see, they keep coming
at random times, if at all.
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And when they do,
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they try to speed
through the neighborhood
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before anybody
can get their trash out.
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- Oh, now, that's ridiculous.
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- JEREMY: And you know what,
it's not even just the trash,
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you got lamps out here,
potholes.
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- Wait, you know what,
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you oughta go down to the
city council meeting tonight,
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and complain.
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That's what I would do.
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- You know what, that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
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Oh, and Mr. Brown, maybe you
can settle this for us.
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- What is it?
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- What goes in grits,
sugar or salt?
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- Oh, let me see, sugar or salt?
- VINNY: Mm-hm.
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- Neither, I use paprika.
- [audience laughing]
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- Oh, man!
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- Yeah, and you cut
a little onions up in there,
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and sprinkle
some little paprika, woo!
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- ♪
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{\an8}- ♪ No matter what you do
I love you ♪
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{\an8}♪ No matter where you go
I'm behind you for sure ♪
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{\an8}♪ Always remember
love will never walk ♪
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{\an8}
♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪
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- ♪
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{\an8}
- Gin [laughing]!
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{\an8}
- Read 'em and weep, royal flush.
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{\an8}
- I thought we were playing gin.
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{\an8}
- I thought we were playing poker.
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{\an8}
- I thought we were playing spades,
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{\an8}
what's wrong with y'all? - [audience laughing]
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{\an8}
- Bingo! Bam on y'all, B-A-N-G-O, bango!
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{\an8}
- [audience laughing]
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{\an8}
- Oh, man, damn it, y'all,
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{\an8}
we can't even have a game together, man.
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{\an8}
- MR. BROWN: Okay, did--did I win or not?
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{\an8}
- No.
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{\an8}
- [yawning] I'm retiring for the night.
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{\an8}
- [audience laughing]
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{\an8}
- I think I am, too, I got reading to do.
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{\an8}
- [audience laughing]
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{\an8}
- Yes, me, too, but mine's on the toilet.
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- [audience laughing]
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{\an8}
- Woo! Who won?
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{\an8}
- Well, it all depend on what game you were playing.
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{\an8}
- [audience laughing]
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{\an8}
- Well, we playing it.
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{\an8}
- Hey, Jeremy, how did the council meeting go?
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{\an8}
- Terrible. - Why?
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- I went down there with a list;
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{\an8}
all the things we need done in the community,
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and one of the councilmen just sat there
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staring at me the whole time. - CORA: Really?
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- I bet ya
that was Councilman Sams.
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Yeah, he ain't changed
the battery in his hearing aid
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since his wife came back to him.
- [audience laughing]
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- He ain't listening to her.
- [laughing]
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- Well, there was another one
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that just sat there slumped over
sleep the whole time.
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- Oh, that's
Councilwoman Staples.
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You know, she tell everybody
it's Narcolepsy,
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but she's really playing
that Candy video game.
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- Wow!
- CORA: Mm-hm.
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- And these are the people
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that we got
running our community?
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- ALL: Yep!
- You know, it was alot better
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when, uh, Councilman Kirkland
was there.
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He at least got new buses,
school buses for the kids.
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- So, what happened to him?
- Well, he had to retire,
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turns out
he was buying stolen buses
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'cuz he used the extra money
to get an ab implant.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Yeah, it's jacked up.
He weighed 300 pounds.
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- Mr. Brown.
- Surgery took 14 hours.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Cora, his six pack
looked like a trash bag
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with a whole bunch
of boulder rocks in it.
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It just look lumpy,
it was just lumpy there.
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- [audience laughing]
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- You know,
he just went away,
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and it's been years,
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and they still haven't
filled his seat.
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But it's an upcoming election,
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and it's still
no one running for it.
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- Well, 300 pounds,
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I'm surprised there's a seat
left to be filled.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Cora, come on,
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we need to get down
to the Bingo hall
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while my hands still hot.
- Okay, Mr. Brown, I just--
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- B-35!
- I just made my coffee.
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- MR. BROWN: Come on, Cora.
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- I gotta get my purse,
'cuse me, baby.
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- MR. BROWN: I-62, come on!
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- Y'all have a good day now,
we'll see y'all later.
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- VINNY: Bye, y'all.
- MR. BROWN: B-35!
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- Will you just wait a minute?
- [audience laughing]
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- [moaning]
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- Okay, old people
making out, ew.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Girl, how you think
you got here?
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- Why would you say that?
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- [audience laughing]
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- Okay, anyways,
can one of you guys sign this,
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I'm running for student council,
and I need your permission.
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- Oh, yeah, baby,
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that's--that's really-that's
really great, you know that?
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- Yeah, there are a lot
of cute boys there.
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- [audience laughing]
- I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
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- Girl, you gon' give your daddy
a heart attack,
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don't do him like that.
- [audience laughing]
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- You about to be homeschooled.
- [audience laughing]
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- Look, I just figured
it was time
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to start doing
some extracurricular activities.
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You know, colleges look
for that type of stuff
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for admission and scholarships.
- LEAH: Mm-hm, they sure do.
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- Yeah, well I can
appreciate your initiative,
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especially since we blew
your college fund
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on trying
to invest in this place.
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- [audience laughing]
- Really?
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- [laughing]
Nah, I'm just playing,
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you ain't got no college fund.
- VINNY: [laughing]
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- Baby girl, I know you gon'
win this thing.
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- I hope so.
- Yes.
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- I'm running against
Brianna Spicer,
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and she's pretty popular.
- Er!
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- But I have a lot of good ideas
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on how to improve things
around the school.
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- Go on!
Okay.
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- There you go.
- Thanks, dad.
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- Look at that,
like mother like daughter.
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- [audience laughing]
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- You know, I was the secretary
of my student council
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[laughing].
- Secretary?
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- Don't laugh, boy.
I'm proud of my baby girl, yeah.
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- You know, I'm actually--
I'm actually inspired by her.
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- Hm.
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- I think I'm gon' run for
that city council empty seat.
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- Oh!
- You know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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make some changes around here.
- Come on!
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- Uh-huh, unclog the system.
- Yeah!
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- [laughing] That's good.
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You can start
by unclogging the toilet.
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- [audience laughing]
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- ♪
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- Oh, your application
has been submitted,
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and you're officially
on the ballot.
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- Um, I wanna thank you again
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for agreeing to be
my campaign manager.
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Because the election
is a week away,
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and there's no way I could have
done this without you.
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- You're so welcome!
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You know what, this gives me
a chance to use my, uh, skills
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from the hospitality committee
at the church.
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- The hospitality committee?
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- Yes, convincing church folks
on what to get Pastor
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for Pastor Anniversary,
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woo, that's a campaign
in itself.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Yes indeed, but--
- Got it.
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- CORA: But, you know what,
it's like, um,
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no matter whatever
the suggestion,
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you just say,
"I'm looking into it,"
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and keep on walking.
- Oh okay, got it.
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- That's how you do it.
- I'm gonna get out,
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and figure out
what the people need,
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that's what I'm gon' do.
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And I'm--I'm gon' start
building my platform from there.
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- I think you should start
right here with the elderly.
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The elderly vote is important.
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- That's easy,
old people love me.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Hey dumbass,
we need more nachos.
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- [audience laughing]
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- [laughing]
I can hear the love.
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- Hey, pop, I was thinking, um,
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what can we do around here
to make things a little better?
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- Did I stutter?
We need more nachos.
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- [audience laughing]
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- No, I mean, like,
in the big scheme of things.
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I'm running for city council,
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and I wanna know what
I can do to get your vote.
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- Okay, um, first of all,
we need more nachos
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'cuz I--
- [audience laughing]
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- I do have the munchies,
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and could you
legalize marijuana?
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- You know I don't have
the power to do that.
238
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- Then why would I
give you my vote
239
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if you can't give me
what I want?
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Damn!
- [audience laughing]
241
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- Alright,
just make a list, okay?
242
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I'll see what I can do.
Legalize weed.
243
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- Oh, Ms. Anastasia, hey.
244
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Um, so, I'm running
for city council,
245
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and I been canvassing the place
246
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trying to figure out
what the people need.
247
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- This community could use
some more art.
248
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- JEREMY: Okay.
249
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So you mean
like a youth symphony,
250
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or a gallery for local artist?
251
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- I was thinking the Anastasia
Deveraux Film Festival.
252
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- [laughing]
Okay, I don't know if--
253
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I don't know
if a screening of, uh,
254
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Brown Sugar's Big ass Get Back.
- [audience laughing]
255
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- [laughing]
256
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- Okay, I'll look into it.
- [audience laughing]
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- ♪
258
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- Something needs to be done
259
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about these kids walking
around here blasting music
260
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on these boom boxes.
261
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- And somebody has to bring
back, "Sanford and Son."
262
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And I don't mean
all those ridiculous reboots
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they're doing,
I want the original cast.
264
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- And I want you to build a wall
to keep all cats out.
265
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- Okay.
266
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- MR. BROWN: And we gon' make
them pay for it.
267
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- Alright.
- Make 'em pay for it.
268
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- Alright, Mr. Brown.
- Okay?
269
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- I gotcha.
270
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- Yeah, 'cuz they--they don't--
they don't do right.
271
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- Mm-hm.
- They judge ya.
272
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- [audience laughing]
- Make 'em pay for it.
273
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- [audience laughing]
274
00:09:03,601 --> 00:09:06,004
- [chuckling] How's the
stumping going, baby?
275
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- This stumping is sucking.
- Oh goodness.
276
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- You got Anastasia
277
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that want me to do
a movie tribute night.
278
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You got Reginald
who thinks that it's 1989,
279
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and all the kids around here
are Radio Raheem.
280
00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,550
- [laughing]
- [audience laughing]
281
00:09:18,650 --> 00:09:22,520
- You got Efe, who wants me
to resurrect Red Foxx.
282
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- What?
- Yeah, and Mr. Brown,
283
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get this,
he wants me to kill all cats.
284
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- [audience laughing]
285
00:09:29,761 --> 00:09:31,896
- You know what, I knew
he was a serial killer.
286
00:09:31,997 --> 00:09:34,399
- [laughing] You know,
287
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he gave us that $40,000
and everything,
288
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but I always knew
289
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it was a little something
strange about him.
290
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- [audience laughing]
291
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- VINNY: Alright, dumbass,
I got my list, here we go.
292
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- [audience laughing]
- Alright, number one,
293
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first of all, I want you
to legalize marijuana,
294
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like our previous conversation
we had over there.
295
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- [audience laughing]
- Alright, number two,
296
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I want you to make
Al Green a national treasure
297
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by making his birthday
a national holiday.
298
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Number three--
- Look, look, man, look, Vinny.
299
00:10:01,826 --> 00:10:03,395
Look, I don't have time
for this, okay?
300
00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:05,163
I got serious issues to handle.
301
00:10:05,196 --> 00:10:07,432
- Hey, man, Al Green
is a national treasure.
302
00:10:07,532 --> 00:10:09,234
He don't like grits,
but he a cool dude.
303
00:10:09,334 --> 00:10:12,170
- [audience laughing]
304
00:10:12,203 --> 00:10:13,905
- [laughing]
305
00:10:14,005 --> 00:10:17,442
- Hey, I did not know how many
pit bull owners there were.
306
00:10:17,542 --> 00:10:18,877
- Oh yeah?
307
00:10:18,977 --> 00:10:20,745
- Yeah, I'm sorry for jumping up
on your back like that,
308
00:10:20,845 --> 00:10:23,782
but my fight or flight
instincts kicked in.
309
00:10:23,882 --> 00:10:28,253
- You mean your flight or scream
instincts kicked in [laughing].
310
00:10:28,353 --> 00:10:31,089
- Hey, don't tell nobody that. -
[laughing] I won't tell nobody,
311
00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:32,390
I won't, I promise.
312
00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:35,460
[laughing]
That's funny, though.
313
00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,196
- [dinging]
314
00:10:38,296 --> 00:10:41,266
- Oh my, oh my.
315
00:10:41,366 --> 00:10:43,134
Oh Lord, um...
316
00:10:43,201 --> 00:10:45,870
- What, what's wrong?
317
00:10:45,971 --> 00:10:49,174
- They just said another
candidate just entered the race.
318
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:52,143
- Who?
- I don't know.
319
00:10:52,243 --> 00:10:55,547
- [clearing throat]
320
00:10:55,647 --> 00:10:56,982
- What is it?
321
00:10:57,148 --> 00:10:59,784
- VINNY: Alright, I would like
to officially announce
322
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my candidacy for city council.
That's right,
323
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time to make the elderly
great again around here.
324
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,425
That's right.
- Yeah!
325
00:11:07,525 --> 00:11:08,560
- VINNY: Uh-huh.
- [applauding]
326
00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:09,928
- VINNY: Yeah.
- MR. BROWN: Make us great.
327
00:11:10,028 --> 00:11:12,864
- That's right, I'm gon'
listen to my constituents.
328
00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,266
Yes, yes, pay attention
to what they want,
329
00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:16,301
you know what I mean?
330
00:11:16,401 --> 00:11:17,869
Yeah, free diapers
for everybody.
331
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,070
- MR. BROWN: Oh, yes!
- VINNY: Yeah.
332
00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:21,640
- Free teeth!
- I can't believe this!
333
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:23,008
- MR. BROWN: Yes, no more
pissy beds.
334
00:11:23,174 --> 00:11:24,542
- I really hate him.
335
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:27,579
- Yes, make us great!
- Make us great again.
336
00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:29,247
Everybody get a bed pan
with they name on it.
337
00:11:29,347 --> 00:11:29,648
Woo-hoo!
338
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- ♪
339
00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:33,142
- What are you doing?
340
00:11:33,242 --> 00:11:34,444
- I'm making a difference,
that's what I'm doing.
341
00:11:34,544 --> 00:11:36,045
Would you like a hat?
- I'm undecided.
342
00:11:36,145 --> 00:11:37,046
- Hat?
343
00:11:37,146 --> 00:11:38,781
- I don't know
who I'm voting for.
344
00:11:38,881 --> 00:11:40,783
- Would you like a hat?
- You getting rid of them cats?
345
00:11:40,883 --> 00:11:42,452
- You know I will [laughing].
- I'm in then.
346
00:11:42,552 --> 00:11:45,121
- Meow, meow!
- Okay, you are making a mockery
347
00:11:45,221 --> 00:11:47,723
of the political system, okay?
MEGA hats?
348
00:11:47,824 --> 00:11:50,493
- Yes, yes,
make the elderly great again.
349
00:11:50,593 --> 00:11:51,494
- [applauding]
- Yes, yes!
350
00:11:51,594 --> 00:11:52,728
- VINNY:
We're--we're gonna do it.
351
00:11:52,829 --> 00:11:53,863
- You got to be kidding me.
352
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,431
Come on, and you--you
supporting this?
353
00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:56,599
Come on, Mr. Reginald,
354
00:11:56,699 --> 00:11:59,035
you are an educated
and intelligent man,
355
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,903
please don't fall
for these empty promises.
356
00:12:01,003 --> 00:12:03,873
- He said he was gonna restore
law and order,
357
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:07,076
and get rid of them hooligans
who are playing that loud music
358
00:12:07,176 --> 00:12:09,512
into their boom boxes
through their headphones.
359
00:12:09,612 --> 00:12:10,980
- Get rid of 'em,
I'ma do that.
360
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,748
- That just sounds
ridiculous, okay?
361
00:12:12,849 --> 00:12:14,350
And Mr. Brown?
- Huh?
362
00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:15,384
- [audience laughing]
363
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,719
- You know what, nothing--
364
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,122
I know--I can see you
supporting him, never mind.
365
00:12:19,222 --> 00:12:22,625
- Uh, I'd like to announce,
not only am I supporting him,
366
00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:24,393
but I am now
his campaign manager.
367
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,795
I'm campaigning.
- [chuckling]
368
00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:27,497
- CORA: What?
- He's campaigning, baby.
369
00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:29,031
- JEREMY: That's a loss.
370
00:12:29,132 --> 00:12:30,766
- Mr. Brown, you don't know
anything
371
00:12:30,867 --> 00:12:33,736
about managing anything.
- Oh!
372
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:34,837
- I have you to know, Cora,
373
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,572
I managed a table
at the church bake sale.
374
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,040
- VINNY: Mm-hm.
375
00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:41,210
- CORA: Yeah, and you managed
to eat up half of the inventory.
376
00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:42,545
- [audience laughing]
377
00:12:42,645 --> 00:12:45,214
- What, I was taste testing
for quality control!
378
00:12:45,314 --> 00:12:46,582
- [audience laughing]
379
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:50,219
- Vinny is a despicable,
self serving--
380
00:12:50,319 --> 00:12:53,589
- Bigoted, xenophobic--
- Slimy womanizer.
381
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,024
- JEREMY: Mm-hm.
382
00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:57,293
- [laughing] Haters gotta hate,
don't they? In your face.
383
00:12:57,393 --> 00:12:58,594
- MR. BROWN:
I'd have y'all know,
384
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,596
y'all are not about
to attack my candidate.
385
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,899
- Mr. Brown, and you're suppose
to be a Christian,
386
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,567
and you gon'
go with this man?
387
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,936
- Okay, Cora, first of all,
why you judging?
388
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,337
- VINNY: Yes.
- CORA: Second of all,
389
00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:09,639
I ain't judging.
390
00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:11,674
- MR. BROWN:
Oh, and you, Anaquasha--
391
00:13:11,774 --> 00:13:14,143
- [gasping]
- Her name is Anastasia!
392
00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:15,044
- Whatever it is.
393
00:13:15,144 --> 00:13:16,546
- Brown,
that was so rude of you.
394
00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:20,116
- Well, Cora, I'm rude then.
Make us great.
395
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,518
- You--you guys are getting out
of pocket now, okay?
396
00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:24,387
- Oh, what's wrong
there Bran Flake,
397
00:13:24,487 --> 00:13:26,456
a little too sensitive
and brittle to take a joke?
398
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,523
- [laughing]
399
00:13:27,623 --> 00:13:28,591
- Ain't nothing funny
about this.
400
00:13:28,691 --> 00:13:30,226
I'm running
to make a real difference.
401
00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:31,794
- That's right, that's right.
- [applauding and cheering]
402
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,830
- Unlike you, I'm trying to
get the people what they want.
403
00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:35,465
- No, you running
on empty promises,
404
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,434
and I'm giving the people what
they need and what's realistic.
405
00:13:38,534 --> 00:13:39,368
- Yeah.
- That's right, Preacher.
406
00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:40,770
- [applauding]
407
00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,104
- You're working on that,
"Sanford and Son," thing, right?
408
00:13:42,205 --> 00:13:43,739
- Yeah, yeah, man, I'm--
- We're looking into it, man--
409
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,208
- We're trying, man.
- I gotcha, I gotcha.
410
00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:48,344
- I think he's afraid
of a little competition.
411
00:13:48,444 --> 00:13:52,014
Afraid that Vinny might
kick his hind parts at the poll.
412
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,517
- JEREMY: Uh, I'm not
afraid of anything.
413
00:13:54,617 --> 00:13:57,320
- [coughing] But pit bulls.
414
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,155
- Hey, hey, what happened
to our little circle of trust?
415
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,256
- Oh [mumbling]!
416
00:14:00,356 --> 00:14:01,791
- VINNY: Okay, okay,
if that's the case,
417
00:14:01,891 --> 00:14:07,230
I'd like to challenge you
to a debate, Mano et Mano!
418
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:09,098
- Uh-uh, don't challenge him
to no Mano et Mano.
419
00:14:09,198 --> 00:14:10,166
- VINNY: Don't do that?
Okay.
420
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,534
- No, y'all challenge
man to man.
421
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:13,703
- Man to man, man to man.
422
00:14:13,803 --> 00:14:15,838
- It's the same thing, idiot!
423
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,808
- CORA: Yeah.
- Mano et Mano means man to man.
424
00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:20,209
- VINNY: Yeah.
- UNISON: We knew that.
425
00:14:20,309 --> 00:14:21,677
- JEREMY: Yeah, yeah,
and guess what,
426
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,913
challenge accepted.
- CORA: Yeah!
427
00:14:24,046 --> 00:14:24,947
- [cheering and applauding]
428
00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:27,150
- Fine.
- Yeah, yes, that's it.
429
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:28,184
- Fine!
- Fine!
430
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,652
- Well, fine then!
- Well, fine then!
431
00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:31,187
- Well, we're fine then.
- Hold, hold, hold on now!
432
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,790
Save a little something
for the debate.
433
00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:36,759
- MR. BROWN: [chanting]
Lock him up, lock him up!
434
00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:38,427
- BOTH: [chanting] Lock him up,
lock him up!
435
00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:41,697
- ♪
436
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,300
- Hey, baby.
437
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,136
What's wrong?
438
00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:49,672
[sighs] Is that
a picture of you,
439
00:14:49,772 --> 00:14:52,475
edited on the body of a bird?
440
00:14:52,575 --> 00:14:54,310
- Yep, read the caption.
441
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:58,214
- A vote for Sandra
is a vote for a bird.
442
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,451
Don't vote for a bird,
vote for Brianna.
443
00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:04,086
I don't get it, birds are cute.
She tryna say you cute?
444
00:15:04,187 --> 00:15:07,023
- No, mom, she's not.
She's calling me dumb and ditzy.
445
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,025
- Well, why would she do that?
- Because she's evil,
446
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,726
and she's fighting dirty
with memes.
447
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,928
- LEAH: [sighs]
448
00:15:12,028 --> 00:15:13,362
- You know, I should go
make one about her.
449
00:15:13,463 --> 00:15:14,831
What's a dirty word
that rhymes with Brianna?
450
00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,032
- No, no, no, no,
451
00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:17,934
we are not stooping
to her level.
452
00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:20,203
- [scoffs] But, mom,
everyone's seen this.
453
00:15:20,303 --> 00:15:21,804
We're suppose to deliver
our campaign speeches
454
00:15:21,904 --> 00:15:23,372
in front of the entire
school tomorrow.
455
00:15:23,473 --> 00:15:24,740
- That's perfect,
456
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,243
they get to see exactly
who you are, the real you.
457
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,912
- All they'll be seeing
is that meme. I mean,
458
00:15:30,046 --> 00:15:32,448
I might has well be up there
clucking, chirping, and mooing,
459
00:15:32,548 --> 00:15:33,683
or whatever.
460
00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:36,786
- If they can't see that you are
a smart,
461
00:15:36,886 --> 00:15:38,821
compassionate young lady
462
00:15:38,988 --> 00:15:41,557
with great ideas,
then that's on them.
463
00:15:41,657 --> 00:15:42,758
Plus, what did
Michelle Obama say,
464
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,228
"When they go low, you go high."
- I guess.
465
00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:48,598
- See, we ain't gon' be doing
no guessing game either.
466
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,901
Let me hear you say it.
- When they go low, I go high.
467
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:54,604
- Mm, when they go what,
you go what?
468
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:55,838
- When they go low,
I go high.
469
00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:57,273
- LEAH: When they go what,
you go what?
470
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,643
- When they go low, I go high!
- That's right, baby.
471
00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:02,445
You feel a little better?
- Yeah.
472
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:03,746
- LEAH: Mm, okay, good.
473
00:16:03,846 --> 00:16:06,916
You do know that
birds don't moo, right?
474
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:08,785
- Of course, mom,
I was just naming stuff.
475
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,419
- LEAH: Okay, I just had
to make sure
476
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,054
I didn't fail as a parent.
477
00:16:12,155 --> 00:16:13,556
And you know your
animal sounds [laughing].
478
00:16:13,656 --> 00:16:15,191
- ♪
479
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,593
- Thank you for joining us
this evening.
480
00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:20,730
We are going to have
a civil debate.
481
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,732
It's gonna be respectful,
482
00:16:22,832 --> 00:16:25,034
and we are not going
to talk over each other.
483
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:27,937
- You look beautiful, baby.
- Thank you, baby.
484
00:16:28,037 --> 00:16:30,039
- JEREMY: Isn't she cute?
- Objection in the court.
485
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,707
- Thank you.
- LEAH: Okay.
486
00:16:31,808 --> 00:16:34,210
Eh, let's refocus,
right, alright?
487
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:37,980
The first question
for the evening is
488
00:16:38,047 --> 00:16:39,348
why should we vote for you?
489
00:16:39,449 --> 00:16:42,685
- [cross talking]
490
00:16:42,785 --> 00:16:44,120
- Well, you an old man.
491
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,289
- Hello, gentlemen!
- Y'all don't even have hats.
492
00:16:46,389 --> 00:16:49,258
- Flag!
- You don't have a hat.
493
00:16:49,358 --> 00:16:51,394
- LEAH: I need a mute button.
- Why he ain't got no hats?
494
00:16:51,494 --> 00:16:55,631
- Okay, listen, the floor
is for you, Vincent.
495
00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:58,601
- You damn right it's mine.
- What?
496
00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:00,570
- Okay, Christian,
I'm a Christian.
497
00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:02,839
You know, well, you know,
I just want everybody to know
498
00:17:03,005 --> 00:17:06,476
that a vote for me
means you will not get evicted.
499
00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:07,443
- MR. BROWN: Whoa!
500
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:10,813
[applauding]
501
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:12,181
- JEREMY:
Now, I would like to say
502
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,318
that my opponent
is a bully and a criminal.
503
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:16,285
- He is, he is.
504
00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:18,654
- He cares
so little about the law,
505
00:17:18,754 --> 00:17:21,157
that he was growing weed
in the backyard.
506
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,626
- Yes, he was, I'm a witness!
- VINNY: Allegedly.
507
00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:24,660
- Allegedly.
- Allegedly.
508
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,529
- [audience laughing]
- Uh.
509
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,799
- Okay, listen, there's good
and bad people on both sides,
510
00:17:29,899 --> 00:17:31,834
there really is.
- On this side, we're good.
511
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,402
- JEREMY: Alright.
- [audience laughing]
512
00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:34,837
- Now, I would like
to remind everybody
513
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,172
that when I got here
at Pleasant Days,
514
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,608
my opponent, he had this place
looking like a mess.
515
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:39,642
- He sure did.
- Woo!
516
00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:41,210
- You right.
- It was in shambles.
517
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,679
- Yes, it was!
- Yeah, and guess what I did,
518
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,815
I came through,
and I cleaned it up.
519
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,817
- Yeah, we did, oh, yes, we did!
- [applauding]
520
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,118
- Just like I'm gonna clean up
the community.
521
00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:50,153
- [cheering and applauding]
522
00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:52,188
- Yes, you gon' clean it up!
- Yeah.
523
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:55,024
- That's my husband,
you better tell the people.
524
00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:57,026
- CORA: Yeah!
- I'd like a sidebar.
525
00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:58,628
- CORA: Ain't no sidebar.
- Order in the court!
526
00:17:58,728 --> 00:17:59,996
- VINNY: Order in the court!
527
00:18:00,096 --> 00:18:03,266
- We said we were gonna be civil
and respectful, right?
528
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:05,001
- Alright, alright,
enough of this, okay?
529
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,069
This is just one,
big attention grab.
530
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,271
- CORA: That's right.
531
00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:10,406
- Your own family member
tryna run against you,
532
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,641
this is ridiculous.
533
00:18:11,741 --> 00:18:13,476
- Well, you know, maybe if you
act like I matter,
534
00:18:13,576 --> 00:18:14,544
I wouldn't have to do this
535
00:18:14,644 --> 00:18:17,146
to get some attention
around here, man.
536
00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:21,017
- Okay, alright, so I'm
gonna call this debate.
537
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:24,787
Um, because clearly
you two need to talk.
538
00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:26,189
- I don't wanna talk to him.
539
00:18:26,289 --> 00:18:28,191
- I need everybody
to clear the room.
540
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,059
- Well, what we-we--we just
tryna get--
541
00:18:30,159 --> 00:18:32,128
- I need everybody
to clear the room!
542
00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:33,763
- CORA: Well, we --
- Thank you very much.
543
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,131
- MR. BROWN: You got hood quick.
- Yeah.
544
00:18:35,231 --> 00:18:36,466
- MR. BROWN: You can't even
run for office
545
00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:38,134
if you been to prisoner.
- That's right.
546
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:40,570
- [audience laughing]
547
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:43,673
- So, that's what this is about?
548
00:18:43,773 --> 00:18:45,108
You don't think you matter?
549
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,510
I always listen to you,
when you're being serious.
550
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,445
- I know sometime you think
I'm a crazy old man,
551
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,849
and I don't have value,
but, you know...
552
00:18:52,982 --> 00:18:54,250
- I do believe you have value,
553
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:58,654
and I actually think you are
a smart man, you know.
554
00:18:58,754 --> 00:19:03,826
You got a little bit of wisdom
underneath all that gruffness.
555
00:19:03,993 --> 00:19:05,495
- [audience laughing]
556
00:19:05,595 --> 00:19:07,897
- Your mama has gruffness.
Okay, that one, that--that--
557
00:19:07,997 --> 00:19:08,998
- See?
- That just came out.
558
00:19:09,031 --> 00:19:10,133
- See, that--that's what I mean.
559
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,601
- Force of habit,
force of habit.
560
00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:12,768
- You just can't
be serious, man.
561
00:19:12,869 --> 00:19:14,504
- Alright, okay.
- I can admit,
562
00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:17,907
maybe I put alot of time
into trying to figure out
563
00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:19,375
what the community needed,
564
00:19:19,475 --> 00:19:22,044
instead of just seeing
what you needed.
565
00:19:22,145 --> 00:19:24,113
Taking care of what
I had right here at home.
566
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,849
- Okay.
- And I'm--I'm sorry for that.
567
00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:29,018
- Okay,
I--I--I accept your apology,
568
00:19:29,051 --> 00:19:31,621
but, uh, you bet not
try to hug me.
569
00:19:31,721 --> 00:19:32,822
- [audience laughing]
570
00:19:32,955 --> 00:19:34,624
- Man, please.
- [laughing]
571
00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:35,825
- ♪
572
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,393
- I told you
not to hug me [laughing].
573
00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:38,361
- I love you, man.
- I love you, too.
574
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,281
- You're home from school late.
575
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,450
- I had to stay for my
first student council meeting!
576
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,485
- Ah! Oh my god, you won!
577
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,856
- Alright, alright,
it's just student council.
578
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,024
- Whatever!
- Nah, I'm just kidding.
579
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:55,194
Yeah, give my hug [growls].
Good work.
580
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:56,261
- Yes.
- Mom, your advice worked.
581
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,730
When they go low,
you go high.
582
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,064
I got up
in front of the whole school,
583
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:01,200
and I said, [clears throat],
584
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,136
"My opponent posted a picture
of me looking like a bird,
585
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,739
aren't you tired of internet
shaming and cyber bullying?
586
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,141
Is this who we want to serve on
our student council?
587
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:12,244
Vote for Sandra,
we take the high road."
588
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:13,278
- Yes!
589
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,848
Oh my goodness,
I'm so proud of you.
590
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,384
Yes, baby [laughing].
591
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:19,718
- You got that line
from Michelle.
592
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,620
- Y'all stop being nasty
on the couch, turn on the TV,
593
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,423
they about to give the results.
- Okay, okay, okay.
594
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:28,260
- May the best man win.
- Yeah, may the best man win.
595
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,762
- FEMALE NEWS ANCHOR:
It was a tight race
596
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:30,829
between local businessman
597
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,765
and family members,
Vinny Washington,
598
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,933
and his grandson,
Jeremy Washington.
599
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,435
But in a surprising twist,
600
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:39,071
a last minute write-in
was added to the ballet,
601
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,040
and Councilman Kirkland
has re-emerged,
602
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,574
and reclaimed his seat.
603
00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:44,676
- [scoffs]
- I be damn!
604
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,046
I knew I should've spent money
on those ab implants
605
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,914
instead of them stupid ass hats.
606
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:49,915
- [audience laughing]
607
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,151
- [laughing]
608
00:21:18,752 --> 00:21:19,086
- ♪
609
00:21:19,136 --> 00:21:23,686
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