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Original subtitles

- Good Morning! - Good Morning!

Help wanted: 18-25 year olds with lively personalities. Suzuya

Ah, welcome.

Umm... I was hoping to borrow 10.000 yen with these...

Is it all right for you to be putting these up as collateral?

No... but I don't have enough for my rent.

It'll definitely be problematic for you if you leave your textbooks here.

- You have a penis, don't you? - Ah?! Yes, I do...

How many times have you used it?

Well...

You're a virgin?

Yes. Umm... Never mind.

Ah, just hang on a moment!

I'll take your virginity.

Ah?

He-he... As collateral.

Final Scandal: Madam Likes It Hard

Ouch! Ah! I'm sorry.

Excuse me, I heard there's a pawnshop called Suzuya around here...

Yeah, you'll see it once you enter that alley over there...

...but I'm not sure if it's any use for a girl to go there...

What do you mean?

Tamako! Big trouble! Big trouble!

My brother in Shizuoka has asked us to take care of his delinquent daughter...

Sacchan, right? Isn't that's great?

He wants to get her ready for marriage...

...so he's sending her here to live with us so that we can teach her to behave properly.

Seriously, that older brother of mine! He doesn't consider how much trouble that will be for us.

Well, it'll help to have an extra pair of hands here.

You fool. We won't be able to handle her.

- Good afternoon! - Here she is!

- Well, if it isn't Sacchan. It's been a while. - It has been a while.

- The letter about you only just arrived. - Really?

I'm going to hole up in my workshop from today onwards.

Ah! Uncle! Let's have some fun together!

You can't, Sachiko...

...because from today onwards, you're going to be a working here in my shop.

But I want to play with Uncle!

No!

He may be wonderful, but he's my husband after all.

You're so stingy!

Being stingy is the most important thing for a pawn broker to keep in mind.

Come on, don't pout. Have you eaten already?

Not yet.

Hey, Where's my room?

That girl is going to give me headaches.

Are there this many people in your family?

I'll introduce them to you now.

Everyone, it's dinner time.

Halt!

One, two...

Dinner, dinner, come on, let's eat!

With gratitude, come on, let's eat!

Be seated!

Curry and pork cutlets...

Well? Plenty to pick from, don't you think?

They're all unredeemed items, but...

I've never heard of any of these universities.

They're mostly in the bottom 30 per cent.

30 per cent?

But you know, you can't judge a person's worth in percentiles.

Everyone, introduce yourselves before you eat.

Huh? Ohh!

This is my niece. Sacchan will be working here from today onwards.

Is this like Animal House?

Yummy!

No tomatoes? Come on!

Pickles! Pickles!

Aren't they all such dashing youngsters?

You can pick any one who's your type.

I'm not interested in young guys.

Oh my, what a waste. Why?

Because lots of them are 'Quick Shot Macks'

What's that?!

What are you doing?!

There, there. Good boy! Good boy!

The bottom 30 per cent, huh.

When should I deliver Uncle's supper?

Well, around 11. Take him some grilled rice balls.

- Okay. - But don't disturb his work, all right?

Of course!

With his wife's consent!

I'm not quite so stupid.

Shit!

Carefully does it...

Done.

Harada, Tsuzuki-kun, I'm coming in.

Stop!

I'll kill you, bitch!

What are you doing?! No!

No!

No! Get away from me!

No...

Don't!

Tama...

Keep quiet and watch.

Harada, stop!

Hey! Hey! You guys! Later! Later! Later!

Come on! Back off!

Hurry up!

Tamako!

Thank you very much.

That was amazing.

I feel as if I was really raped.

I got really excited too. It didn't hurt, did it?

No, I like it when it hurts.

Then let me go next! Please let me be next!

I'm already all worn out for today.

Missus, no way, right?

Tamako, I'm begging you. Look at the state I'm in!

- Look what's happened to me! - Oh, all right.

- One more round then. - Hooray!

What's going on?

This happens every day in this dormitory.

Do you do that kind of stuff too?

I'm in Toyo University, a student pursuing a major in one of Tokyo's Big 6.

I can't get along with these 30 per cent guys.

I see...

What do you think Aunt Tamako is doing?

Do you know about it?

Don't you think that's totally perverted?

No. In its own way, it's quite a serious affair.

She's being charitable.

You're so pitiable, Uncle...

Wha?! Ouch...

What are you doing? Stop!

No! You can't!

Put your clothes back on! Put them on!

I've been in love with you ever since I was 3 years old.

Look at me.

- Uncle... - Just hold on a minute...

- Stop this! - I love you!

- I love you! - Don't do this!

- Come on! - Hold me!

- Cut it out already! - Please...

- I'm telling you to stop! - No!

Let go of me!

Hold me!

You mustn't go astray!

You're rejecting me because of Aunt Tamako?

A child like you can't understand the relationship a married couple has.

I get it... You're impotent, right?

Eh?

I hate you, Uncle! Whatever!

I'm not trying to force you to close down your pawnshop.

But the adjoining dormitory, filled with weird students...

and your husband's workshop, which is, if you'll excuse my saying so, worthless...

I'm offering 300 million yen for both of them.

300 million?

I'm pleased by the high price you're valuing them at.

Yes?

But, Mr. Kurokawa, I have absolutely no intention of selling them.

Why?!

A normal real-estate agent wouldn't pay even 100 million.

I'm adding on 200 million because of how charming you are.

- Well now! I'm worth 200 million? - Yes, 200 million.

Thank you so much.

But in the end, I like things the way they are now.

Ahh...

From the time I was born...

...I watched my mother run this pawnshop and take care of students.

I see, I see...

So I really can't let go of the place.

I'm sorry.

You're such a smooth-talker, Missus.

You've got me completely under your spell...

I'd really like to help you out, Mr. Kurokawa...

But this house reminds me of my mother...

Ahh, Mrs. Tamako...

Is it because she's such a good talker? Or because she's got such a pretty face?

Hey, hey, mister! Hey, is this house really worth 300 million?

Yes. When did you start working here?

Yesterday.

I'm Uncle Shinichiro's niece.

- Oh. How old are you? - 18.

I see. Would you like some chocolate?

Hmm...

Sachiko?

Sachiko?!

That's odd.

Oh, aren't you that student from yesterday?

- Umm... - You've brought the money already?

No, umm... The rent for my apartment went up.

- You mean you can't repay the money? - And I lost at mah-jong too...

I understand. I'm sorry.

You're pitiable, but I'm a pawn broker after all.

So when people can't repay their loan, I have to take their collateral.

Yes.

You must have worked quite hard to preserve it until today...

...but I'm taking your virginity.

Okay. - Okay!

Don't worry.

There's no-one but you and I in here.

You don't have to be scared. Have confidence.

Everything will be fine, just fine.

Oh my, how cute.

It'll be lively in no time.

Oh, it's become so big.

Slowly. Don't be in such a rush.

No. Not there.

Here.

More slowly. Yes, like that. Good, that's good.

From today onwards, you're welcome to stay at my dormitory.

I don't have any money.

- I'll give you the money to move over. - Thank you!

- Umm... - What is it?

Could we do it again?

Don't be spoilt!

Hey! Hey, hey! It seems there's a new guy moving in!

- Ohh! Then we're doing that today? - Yeah, that!

No...

No...

- How about here? - Ahh!

So smooth and wonderful!

Are you aroused?

- Hurry up and do it already! - Not yet.

I'm cumming!

3... 2... 1...

- You know what a title deed is? - Yeah.

Will you bring me the title deed for Suzuya?

- How much will you pay me? - How about this?

- A dormitory like that one deserves to be closed down... - Hmm?

- This much, okay?! - Yeah, this much!

Who's absent?

Just Gosha, who hates girls.

Does Gosha really hate girls?

That guy won't hang out with us because he's in the 50 per cent.

That's no good.

This is a...

This is a... pen!

- Let's get started then, shall we? - Yeah!

- Amemiya, come in. - Okay.

Oh, so this the new guy?

He bade farewell to his virginity today.

- Come on, show us your front. - Yeah, show it to us.

- Show them, Amemiya. - Okay.

What a delicious-looking pink.

- Everyone form a line now! - Okay!

What's going to happen?

Everyone get clean too.

I'm getting washed.

I'm so happy-

Whoa!

Splendid!

Ready... go!

You're fast as usual, Kuga.

Shut up!

Ah, I came. Excuse me!

Thank you so much!

Heaven!

- Ah, I feel so relieved. - I want to do it again.

Now that you're all relaxed, study hard tonight, all right?

Okay!

Hey, gimme an orange. An orange.

- Here! - Whoa!

- Another! - Ah!

Western lariat!

I've really entered an awesome dorm.

- Don't you think so? - This is a great place...

...because all the dorm residents are united.

Apart from one guy.

Mo... mother fucker.

We're connected through Mrs. Tamako. Hole brothers.

Yeah!

And it looks like we'll keep getting more brothers.

- Let's create a circle of sex that spans the world! - Yeah!

Ippatsu tsumo! Men, tan, pin. Dora, dora... All right!

Darling.

- Hey, can I attach the sash? - Yes.

- Could you pass me the scissors? - Sure.

Thank you.

Oh my, it looks wonderful.

- This part looks quite attractive. - Is that so?

Saury, please.

Welcome! Thanks for your patronage! 11 Saury!

- No, it's 13 now. - Oh?

- A new boy moved in. - You take such good care of them, missus.

I like taking care of people.

2 rounds right, 62.

3 rounds left, 38.

Ah, I did it!

You're a liar, Kuga. You said you had a fever.

You wouldn't have come if I hadn't said that, right?

- Come on, put it in already! - No, not yet.

Ouch!

Hey, hurry up and put it in.

What is it? You're done already?

I'm sorry! I'll make it up to you many times over.

I got to feel nothing more than the pain from you putting it in!

I'll hold out longer for the second round. I'll actually thrust this time.

You think only 2 or 3 thrusts will turn me on? Dumbass!

There's 2 more hours, so we can do it four times! Please!

That's enough nonsense from you!

Kyoko!

Hey, Kyoko! Please wait!

- Hey, you horn dog! - Let go of me!

- Kyoko, I'm begging you, please! - That's enough already!

Come on, please! Hang on, Kyoko!

Please! Come on, Kyoko! Please!

Kyoko...

A guy like you is worthless as a man.

You're a waste of air.

Hey, Kyoko...

Kuga?

Hey! How awful!

We're busy here.

That's no excuse.

Whoa! You look even more attractive when you're angry!

Don't make fun of me.

We're sorry, really. We'll help you.

Ah! What are you doing?! Don't be so unfriendly!

- No! Stop! ' Hey! What are YOU guys doing?!

I'm really sorry.

They're worked really hard every day and that makes them irritable.

- That must be rough. - Yes, well...

Stop slacking off! Back to work!

Okay...

Sorry to trouble you.

Will you be all right with your feet like that?

I'll be fine. I live just over there.

Good bye.

Yes...

Heh. With this, that land is mine.

Hey...

You'll build a new workshop for my Uncle Shinichiro?

Okay, okay...

Mr. Kurokawa, the money.

Okay.

You're so cute. Let me tickle you...

- No! - ... before giving you the money...

- No, cut it out! - Tickles, doesn't it?

- No, no... - Tickle, tickle!

No, stop it already! The money...

I'm tickling you

I'll tickle your breasts too!

Let's get these bothersome clothes out of the way. I'll take them off for you.

That's it...

Now try doing it by yourself. Well? How does it feel?

You'll gradually feel even better.

Now, do it more energetically!

Yes, like that. Continue like that.

Keep going, keep going...

3 plus 2 is?

1,2,3,4, 5.

- 5! - Well done!

Yay!

That's all for today.

Goodbye, teacher.

Here's a little something from me.

Thank you very much.

Who's there?

Oh, practicing calligraphy?

What is it? I've paid my rent...

I wanted to talk with you for once, Gosha.

We've got nothing to talk about.

Hey, Gosha, do you really dislike girls?

Come on, why don't you try writing down your worries here?

What is it, Gosha?

Ah, Mama? Yes, I'm fine. What about you, Mama?

Yes, right now, there's a woman with me.

A married woman... Huh?

She's a beautiful woman, but I don't know what I should do.

Yes... Eh? Marriage?

With you, Mama? No!

I want you to tell me what to do! I told you, it's not that!

My mind is becoming a mess...

I'm in trouble, Mama!

Huh? Yes. Okay.

Ah, Mama! I'm scared! Help me!

I don't know what I should do!

Mama! Help! Help! Tell me what to do, Mama!

This is your Mama. This is where you came out of.

Mama!

Wataru, what happened? I'm your Mama.

- Today, you graduate from relying on your Mama. - Mama, Mama...

My turn!

She did it! Tamako did a pussy print!

Mama... Mama...

Mama! Mama!

I'm not your Mama, I'm Tamako.

- Mama, Mama! - I'm Tamako!

- Mama! - Tamako!

Tamako!

Tissue, tissue!

What happened, Kuga?!

What is it, Kuga?!

B - blood!

Shut up! All of you, get away from me!

Don't stop me! Come on!

Kuga! You... Stop!

Out of the way! Come on!

What are you doing?!

Do you guys really understand how I feel?

There are still good things to live for, so just calm down.

You shut up!

Okay! I'm gonna die now! I'm gonna die!

Gonna die, gonna die...

Get off me! Get off!

Let go!

Don't come near me! Just mind your own business! Get lost!

- What's going on?! - I'll kill myself!

Are you all right? Isn't that just a scratch?

Shut up! Don't try to stop me!

Why do you want to die?

I'm too worthless to live.

I'm going to slice open my belly like a man. Let me die.

Get a grip on yourself already!

Go die alone if you have to. Don't inconvenience everyone.

Uncle!

Hey, what are you doing?

From today onwards, I'm going to sleep here.

Those boys are so noisy! I can't sleep.

Sure, go ahead.

From tonight onwards, I'm going to sleep in the house.

Meanie!

Look, I'll make something.

Good day, what'll it be?

Ah, let's see. 2 cases of beer, please.

Ahh, sure thing. Thanks.

- Umm... I have a request... - What is it?

Actually, I'm quitting this job. I'll be taking an employment test tomorrow.

Oh, is that so?

So I was wondering if you'd give me the usual talisman.

Okay. Just hang on.

Here you go.

Would you let me pluck it myself today?

It's my employment test tomorrow, you know? I'm begging you.

I wouldn't ask if it wasn't the case. So please let me pluck it.

Hang on now... What should I do?

Ah! Hey!

Wow! Wow! So hairy!

Let's see... Around here? No, not there!

Here? No, hang on...

- Ready... - Ouch!

- That hurt... - Smells great.

With this, I'm definitely going to pass. Thanks!

Eh? I can't stay in the dormitory if I don't put up collateral?

Of course. This is a pawnshop after all.

Collateral... Ah, I've got it. Take this as collateral!

Hey, come in. This guy's got a great act.

Take this act as collateral, okay? Get ready, get ready!

This collateral, this act, is amazing! Come on, come on, let's go!

Okay, let's go! A Hamadryas baboon!

See? Walk! Yes, yes... Look at those hip movements!

Okay, okay! Next, imitating a cow's moo.

Yes, yes! Cow cunnilingus! Like this...

Now he's really going to go at it! Okay?! Horse neighing!

Next, next... New Year!

Yes, it's the New Year! A lion dance!

So, do you like it?

I'm sorry. All rooms are occupied at the moment.

What?! You bastard! You made me do all that stuff, you idiot?!

- Your act was awful! - You're blaming me? Seriously?!

I'm sorry! Thanks for coming!

Welcome!

I'm very sorry for how my men behaved the other day.

It's all right.

Well... This is for you...

You didn't have to go to all this trouble.

It was no trouble... Well, I'll be going then.

If you're not in a hurry, how about having some tea?

So, are you busy?

No...

I'm the supervisor for foundation laying and there's no more work for the time being...

Then, please...

There you go.

Thank you.

Sorry for the trouble.

Are those socks the right size?

They should be fine.

Well?

Yes, they fit perfectly.

Ah, that's great.

I'll take my leave then. Thank you very much for the tea.

Excuse me, but when is the rest day for your shop?

Days with the number 7 in them, so... let's see... tomorrow.

Would you like to go view the autumn leaves tomorrow?

Yes.

All right up there?

No! It's scary!

Yes, that's it.

Now try going a little faster.

Thanks for the food.

This tastes good. I pickled it at home.

Oh? Tamako, you make pickles out of radish and other vegetables?

- Yes. - Oh, that's impressive.

Yes, it tastes great.

Horses are nice, aren't they?

When I was young, I wanted to have a horse too.

Horses need more care than you might expect.

I know about that because I've been taking care of them since I was young.

Oh...

Come to think of it, I really knew nothing about you, Tsumura.

Well, I'm a country boy.

Living in a city doesn't quite feel right for me.

I've been thinking of going back to the countryside and running a farm or something.

It would be nice to live in a place like this with someone you like, wouldn't it?

Will you come with me?

Eh?

But I have 10 children.

Whether it's 10 or 20, I'll take care of them.

Let's go back.

Mrs. Tamako.

- Hello? Mrs. Tamako? - Ah! Yes...

Are you so happy to be in my company?

You make me feel embarrassed.

I'm sorry, but why did you want to meet me again?

That...

Why do you have that? Did you go to my house?

So...

Mrs. Tamako, please marry me. Right now. Right here.

- And then the problem will be settled. - Huh?

Ah, the beauty of your lips is unbearable...

Mrs. Tamako, I like you. I love you.

Mrs. Tamako, I want you! Please!

Your generous heart...

...that can forgive any sin... Kind goddess!

Mrs. Tamako, please!

Let me have you. You're the exception.

Please, come on! Please!

How mean of you to kick me. Mrs. Tamako...

Driver, please stop for a moment.

All right.

- I think I'd like to go to Takadanobaba instead. - All right.

I'm sorry, please stop.

- Please make up your mind. - I can't.

It's unlocked.

I'm here.

Please come in!

It's messy but make yourself at home.

There's not much left, is there?

Yes, most of my belongings are being transported...

...because I'll be going back tomorrow.

Ah! Oh my. All this leftover food left lying around.

Insects will come if you do this.

Tamako. Tamako?

- I'm so hungry! I'm dying! - Sachiko, please!

Seriously, you're so noisy!

Here.

We can't eat just that!

Tamako hasn't come back, so it can't be helped.

Cook something, Sacchan!

You could just go out and get something to eat then.

I went to all the trouble of buying this and bringing it back.

I want to eat Tamako's hand-made food.

- Yeah! - There's no way we can eat out.

- Yeah. - Our bodies are collateral, you know?

Stop this nonsense! Don't act so spoiled!

Thanks for the food.

When this place gets torn down, you guys...

...won't be able to survive living alone.

Torn down? What's that about?

Kurokawa, the real-estate agent, has obtained the title deed to this place.

What?!

Kurokawa's a big boss in this area.

They're going to demolish this dormitory and build high-class apartments in its place.

- I've got no money. - This, coming after I managed to get in here...

- I've got nowhere to go. - Serves you right!

I'll have to borrow some money.

- What has Sacchan done? - Let's get it back.

Let's assault Kurokawa and get the title deed back!

- Us? - Are we going to do that?

- Yes! - Do we have weapons?

There should be some in the storeroom. Stuff that previous students used.

Amazing!

I've always wanted to dress up like this.

Yeah! Cool!

My father was a Revolutionary Marxist.

My mama was in the Core Faction.

I was born behind barricades.

- Let's go! - Yeah!

Welcome. We've been eagerly awaiting your arrival.

Thank you.

Mrs. Tamako, so you've accepted how I feel?

Thank you

I can't believe that you were the one who invited me to do this.

Oh, are you embarrassed?

I'll show you the techniques I have for mature ladies...

Mrs. Tamako...

Ohh, a long, red under-kimono.

Ahh, it's unbearable!

Ohh, this fragrance!

W - what's the meaning of this?!

I see. A male is fine too.

- I'll give you lots of love. - No, no... That's not it...

Come now, behave! It won't hurt, it'll be fine.

- Stop! Help! - Don't run away!

- Ouch! Help! - Don't run!

- Stop! Stop! Stop! - Be quiet!

Stop! Stop! Help!

- Stop! Not there! - Ohh, what a cute butt.

I told you to stop moving!

Everyone get Kurokawa!

I'll wait for you tomorrow at 12, at the Big Box.

You'll come, won't you?

She's late.

Auntie Tamako hasn't come home after all?

Don't try to seduce me at a time like this.

It would be useless for me to try, right?

Would it?

Don't hurt me, all right?

I can't do this after all. This is bad.

Why? No.

Don't think about anything.

I want you to have sex with me without being so serious about it. Just have fun with me.

Sacchan...

Uncle...

Uncle...

Harada, Harada! Oh, Mrs. Tamako.

Hey, Mrs. Tamako is back!

- Mrs. Tamako! - What were all of you doing?

We got the title deed back.

Please continue to run the dormitory!

Please!

The students made a ruckus...

...about there being no food or something.

- Darling, I... - I know.

You don't have to say anything.

Please do as you wish.

Eh?

You know I never can make anything I really like?

What do you think of this?

Firing it was interesting...

...but I guess it's no good after all.

I'm sorry, darling.

The train on the Number 1 Line, heading towards Ikebukuro and Ueno, will be arriving shortly.

Please stand behind the white line.

Oh, Auntie. Going somewhere?

What about you, Sacchan?

I'm going to back to the countryside. Bye bye!

Wait, don't go! Please, Sacchan!

I want you to take care of Shinichiro and the students.

No way. How can you just decide that?

Please listen. I'm leaving this place.

- Huh? - I've fallen in love with someone.

I've got no time. Please!

Tamako, wait! Won't Uncle be pitiable?

Don't stop me, I've made up my mind! I'm the one who's leaving!

No, let go of me!

- What's going on? - K-Kuga...

Kuga... Chimney...

Kuga, he...

- Hey, take that hand out of your pants! - O-okay.

K - Kuga climbed the chimney!

- Kuga! - What are you doing?!

- Come down! - It's dangerous!

Why?

- Kuga, come down! - Kuga!

Hey, why has he been wanting to die all this time?

I've got no idea at all! He wouldn't say!

Kuga, what's troubling you?! Tell me!

I'm a premature ejaculator! A super-premature ejaculator!

Huh? What?!

Is that really something for him to kill himself over?

- Actually, he's a Todai student. - Whaaat?!

But being a Todai student made him develop a complex about it.

So he kept it a secret and acted like he was dumb, just like us...

...and preserved his mental stability in that way. He's really a naive elite.

I see, now we know.

- 75 per cent. Ahh, we lose to him. - Hey, everyone.

Who cares about studies at a time like this?

- Kuga, I'm going up there right now. - Mrs. Tamako!

The Number 1 Line heads towards Ueno and Tokyo.

The Number 2 Line heads towards Shinjuku and Shibuya.

This is Takadanobaba.

Please be careful not to drop or forget your belongings when changing trains.

Please look left and right and move towards less crowded doors.

Mrs. Tamako...

Don't come! Don't come near me! Don't touch me!

I'll jump if you come near me!

Kuga, so what if you're a premature ejaculator? That kind of thing can be cured quickly.

- You're lying! - It's true!

Just try it! Try jerking yourself off here!

- Here?! - Yes.

Let me borrow that for a bit!

That's no good.

Let me.

Slowly...

See? Well done. You've lasted for 1 minute already.

You're not a premature ejaculator, Kuga.

I'm not a premature ejaculator...

You can't be self-centered when it comes to sex.

You have to be considerate towards your partner and sincerely love them.

Sincerely love them?

Yes, as if your life is at stake.

Love them as if my life as at stake?

Ah, don't!

Don't, I don't want you to!

Mrs. Tamako!

I'm cumming!

Huh? What?

Ahh! Ecstasy!

I thought she would at least come to say goodbye.

Well, it's not the first time this has happened.

Don't go... Don't go...

Tamako!

She's come around. She should be fine.

Don't force yourself. Lie down. Darling... How?

Oh, you got caught in some power lines and were saved.

Doctor, shouldn't we at least give her an enema?

Huh? There's no need for that.

- Well then, do take care. - Take care.

Mrs. Tamako! Sorry! I'm sorry!

- Ah, everyone's here? - Yes!

Auntie.

Don't drink too much, it's bad for you...

But I understand how you're feeling.

It's fine.

I have a husband and adorable students after all.

But do you really think not going was the better choice?

Yes.

This is the life that suits me the best.

A life full of stimulation.

You were so cool up on that chimney, Auntie!

Sacchan...

Well, goodbye.

And so, a few years went by...

"Thank you, Tamako-san"

It's my honor to speak here.

I'm Fujio Akatsuka, from the first batch of graduates from the Tamako Association.

During my years as a student...

...I suffered from a serious case of 'Marilyn Monroe Disease'.

Marilyn Monroe died in such a shocking manner...

...and I often thought of committing suicide to follow after her.

But when I met Mrs. Tamako of Suzuya...

...I saw Japan's Marilyn Monroe.

I'm Sato. I'm grateful for all you did for me.

- Oh, you're welcome. - Mrs. Tamako! Hurray! Hurray!

- Mrs. Tamako, this is my wife. - Oh my!

Thank you for taking such good care of my husband during his student years.

He occasionally talks about how he wishes he could go back to the dorm.

Well, since he's graduated he can't go back.

- Indeed. - Mrs. Tamako!

Oh my! Are you all doing well? You really haven't changed at all.

- Mrs. Tamako! - Kuga!

- Hello. - Oh my!

So what happened after that?

Well... I somehow managed to reach 7 or 8 minutes...

- I see! - This is my wife and son.

Pleased to meet you. How cute!

I'll send him to your dorm when he enters university.

Please take care of him then.

Come here!

Oh, you touched my breasts!

You're turning me on already. You've got talent!

You're welcome to come to my place when you've grown up!

Hello, Uncle!

- Hey, it's been a while. Are you doing well? - Yes!

This is my boyfriend.

Looks like a great guy.

- I'm Taguchi, pleased to meet you. - Yes, pleased to meet you.

Okay, let's try it now.

For real!

Mrs. Tamako, you're the best!

Ohh, Tamako Monroe!

- Look, it's Papa. - Hey, it's been a while.

- Ah, hello. - Oh, your kid?

Mrs. Tamako, you're amazing!

1, 2, 3, 4, Tamako 1, 2, 3, 4, Tamako...

- Do your best, darling! - Awesome!

The End

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