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Men are getting from bad to worse.

They only feel sorry for themselves everyday.

After a hard day's work of doing nothing.

Find a few buddies and go girl hunting.

Runaway.

You wanna runaway.

Don't be afraid.

Just free yourself and do it right. Yeah.

Throwaway.

Throw them all away.

Shut all your cell phones

and throw them all away.

Remember not to breathe a word to your wives.

Or you will die.

The girls here are real hot & sexy

fascinating.

Driving me wild.

Sleepaway.

We don't wanna sleepaway.

We wanna get high all the way.

Come give me a hug.

Flirt with me.

You flirt with me.

You send me up to cloud nine.

Isn't it great?

Haven't seen such a big one?

I used to have one.

This is my wife.

She used to be very pretty

but after 20 years of marriage

all her bad habits are revealed

but I still love her very much.

There must be tolerance for the relationship to last.

So we haven't been intimate in 3 years and 8 months.

It is hard to talk about such things.

It is hard not to talk also.

I can only suffer in silence

not like my God-brother Jeremy,

who is having a great time.

I am different.

Being single is more fun .

I told myself there is no need to pray to the Gods.

As long as we always do good deeds we'll have peace.

So I love to help others

whether young or old,

male or female,

especially those lonely women

In real life

online

it is hard to imagine how big is this group of people

You see how important my mission is

This is my god brother's only son

18 this year

Guys his age

there are 3 things they really love

First is computer

Second is women

Third is using computers to spy on women

Every man goes through this process

From not knowing to knowing

from knowing to delight

from delight to being hooked

from being hooked to exhaustion

Every male goes through the same process

As a woman

I just cannot understand them

They cause me to have a heart attack everyday

The worst thing is I have to live among them

There is an exam today

Done all your homework

You better score above 90 marks

Good morning darling

I missed you yesterday

Ok bye bye

A new girlfriend again

When are you gonna stop fooling around?

I mean when are you gonna stop playing?

There are a great variety of dishes outside

You always eat the same dish

Aren't you bored?

I really give it to you

Are you saying that I always cook the same dishes?

tired of eating?

No no

The dishes that sister-in-law cook

I love to eat

Since young till now

already used to it

So I shifted to the condominium opposite your house

We can keep in contact

Whenever I am free

I can come over to accompany you all for a meal

Are you sure?

You choose to come over

because it's free

You are really smart

We Chinese have different values

You better don't get into trouble

Actually it is no big deal

You know something?

Those western couples

When they get tired of the same old dish

They will start exchanging their dishes

Everyone eat each other's dish

That is called potluck

Very exciting

Husband and wife come together

Sometimes even the mother joins in

You eat mine I eat yours

See whose skill is better

It is so fun and thrilling

Where are you going?

Toilet

Talk to your son

Last night I saw him on his computer again

viewing pornography

You guys have your own language

Go and talk to him

I don't know how to say

I really don't understand

Why do men like to watch pornography?

The hottest girl

I thought you are working

I am working

Don't lead my son astray

In a small country in South America

a sex scandal broke forth

It is alleged that the prime minister

Amajiwadi and the chief of police engaged in unnatural sex

resulting in an uproar in the country

Due to their special status

The police do not know how to intervene

Also because of this incident

The people attended a precious sex education lesson

revealing the mystery of oral sex and unnatural sex

Apparently these two phrases

have become the young people's slang in the country

Kids like you better not listen to such news

Dad I'm no longer a kid

I know what is unnatural sex and oral sex

How do you know?

Classmates are talking about it

These are not good friends

Do it with them

I mean do away with them

These are my classmates

I learnt many bad things from them

This is the girl of my dreams

I have a crush on her for very long

a pity that she is Bryan's girlfriend

Hold it hold it

Why did you bring me here?

Buy underwear

You like this type of underwear?

Giving others

Today is Valentines Day?

Just one girlfriend

need to buy so many?

It is very costly

Not just one

Three

I think you have a problem

such a big appetite

It is not my fault

You know what

When God created us

He purposely designed us to be lustful

Mankind can continue reproducing

is mainly due to this

Also, our "lustfulness" is God-given

We cannot let God down

Correct?

So it is God's fault?

Yes

You buy so many things

Is it effective?

Tonight is the best time

You must trust me

make use of this chance

Hello? On the way on the way

Ok ok

Go look for that salesgirl

She knows me

can give you discount

Trust me Bye bye

Hey

Boss what do you want to buy?

I want to buy

a pair of this

Are you buying for yourself?

or girlfriend

buying for yourself

buying for girlfriend

or buying for wife

what size do you want?

Size?

Size?

Should be same as yours

This is cup size 38D

Which type would you like?

Are there different types?

Yes

Wonder bra

Sports bra

And also sexy lacy ones

Give me the sexy type

Sexy one

I will recommend this

Your girlfriend will surely like it

Surely like?

Then do you sell stockings?

Yes we have stockings!

How high do you want it to be?

Wear till the knee? (pronunciation means breast in Hokkien)

"Knee"(breast)?

Wear till "knee"(breast)

I mean Caucasian's "Knee"

Caucasian "Knee" (breast), Chinese "Knee"(breast)

Indian "Knee" (breast) are all "knee" (breast).

What is the difference?

Caucasian's "knee" means knee.

Knee is knee

There is no need to speak English at your age.

How can you said that I am old?

but my brain is still new

I can also use English to form sentences.

Listen carefully

When the telephone rings

Green green

I pink up the phone and say

Yellow

Blue is this?

White do you want?

You don't purposely call me

you make me angry

I will not call you black

Give me black color

Darling Happy Valentine's Day

Already husband and wife for so long

still celebrate Valentine's Day?

Actually I do not need you to buy things for me

As long as when I need you

you are by my side

You have a need for me?

What are you thinking?

Not that?

Last month when school reopened

I went with Benny to buy the heavy new books

I needed you

Where were you?

Last week

I wanted you to send my mother for checkup

Where were you again?

Yesterday I was having a very bad headache

needed you to buy medicine for me

Were were you again?

When I really needed you

Where were you?

Darling

You talk as if I do not love you

Actually it is just wrong timing only

Go away go away

Actually I really love you

that is why I bought a gift for you

See

So good?

The salesgirl said that this is the latest model

Wear on your body

is definitely sexy

you will love it

Cover where?

Cover front behind can see

Cover behind front can see

Are you buying this for me to wear

or for you to see?

All you men are like that

every time say that you do it for us

actually it is for yourselves

You have needs

I also have needs

Do you know what I need?

How would I know if you do not say

I need a ear

I need a ear

which can clearly

totally

listen to every single word that I say

Can you give me?

Today is Valentine's Day

Do I get to rest on Valentine's Day?

Come and do housework

I am smelly

I need to go and take a bath

Why did you come in?

I want

What are you doing?!

Come on!

Don't want!

Come on!

Stop pulling my clothes

What are you doing?!

What are you doing?!

Are you crazy!

Today is Valentine's Day

So?

One time

All you men are like that

have ulterior motive in giving gifts

No!

Today is Valentine's Day

very romantic

After doing it we can sleep together

Do I look like sleeping pills?

You can't say that

This is the duty of a wife

Don't you want it?

Ok you do not want to give me

I sacrifice. I give you. Come

Go away

Give me a good reason

Why must I do it with you tonight?

Let go of your hands and feet so I can talk

Today is Valentine's Day

Not counted

I am your husband

Not counted

My sperm has reached custom

What are you talking about?

Not counted

Whatever I say doesn't count

I don't care already!

I want!

I will sue you for rape

We just talked about the song of imperial orders

Let us revise one more time

Ok

Have you finished watching?

Return it to me

Why

Very nice to watch

Let me see let me see

Hang on teacher is still here

It's ok

What are the both of you looking at?

Keep it

What are you looking at?

Give it to me

Give it to me!

Whose is this?

Not mine

Then whose is it?

Say

Is his

Stop it!

Both of you

Ask your parents to see me tomorrow

Sorry

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Wanna play?

Bring it on

Better be a hot babe

Don't waste my time

What is that?

Why didn't you knock?

I did but you didn't hear

What's the matter?

Can you be my father?

Who you are looking for?

I am looking for Miss Huang Mei Shi

Miss Huang This way please

Thank you

Sure my pleasure

Hi Mr Chen

I am Benny's form teacher

I am Huang Mei Shi

Hi I am Benny's father

Please take a seat

What do you think?

Too young is it?

I take good care of my skin

Many people said Benny and I are like brothers

Still don't believe?

I will show you my identification card

Don't need

It's ok

Actually I invited you over

to find out

If Benny

has any family problems?

When he is in class

He's very distracted

has a wild imagination

and also loves to day dream

If Benny has problems in school

it is your problem

If he has problem at home

then it will be my problem

but during class

he watches pornography using his handphone

It is the same

If he watches in school it is your school's problem

If he watches at home it is my problem

Are you really Benny's father?

You mean I look like his mother?

I am just joking with you

Actually Benny's problem

I already knew

Don't worry

I will give him a good lecture at home

I have a book here

I think you can use it

to inculcate the right values in Benny

Sex and Teenagers

Thank you

Nowadays, being parents

is really tough

Don't worry

I will read the whole book

inculcate the right values in Benny

Oh right

Can you give me your mobile number?

Next time if Benny has any problems

We can keep in touch

keep in touch directly

It's more convenient

Sure no problem

Sit here

We've all grown old

I still prefer when we were schooling

Not so many worries

right but you are different

We are about the same age

but you don't look old

Ate heavenly pills is it?

Is it?

Not eat heavenly pills

is doing it regularly

revitalizes you

Look at her wrinkle-free face

You notice that too

but there is truth to this

Look at Mary she is so active

having her 5th child at 48 years old

but her face is really smooth

very smooth

so smooth that when a housefly parks on her face

it will slide down and break its legs

Are you crazy!

Isn't it so

She is rich

She is so free that

She visits the doctor for "renovation and overhaul"

Unlike me

Money not enough

and so many things to worry about

I don't have mood for such things

I'm the same as you

When I'm in a bad mood

don't feel good

My engine cannot start

My husband is angry

He blames me for not giving in to him

They don't care about our feelings

treat us like prostitutes

They treat us like prostitutes we will "rebel"

Treat us like prostitutes we will "rebel"

You never heard of this idiom?

That is how the Chinese idiom came about

Nonsense

I talk nonsense and yet you listened happily

Do you know what I heard

In a man's lifetime

He only has five thousand times

need to share with prostitutes, gigolos and "prosgolos"

when it is our turn

There will be nothing left

so many people want a go

how would five thousand times be enough

also I heard

after using up five thousand times

Even if you use the best methods

take the best medicine

consume any medicine available in the world

is game over too

What are you doing?

I am researching on why men like to read this

Today I did the housework

I am very tired

Come and give me a massage

Higher

Higher

I have confirmed!

You must have done something wrong

afraid that I will find out!

Feeling guilty!

that's why you're giving me this consolation prize!

Am I right?

What do you want?

I should be asking you

What do you want?

Treating me so well suddenly?

All you jerks are like that

When we don't want you keep pestering us

now that I want you start to be suspicious

Do you want or not?

Of course!

I am going to the toilet

What!

Wait for a while

Ok

It is raining I have to bring the clothes in

You

I heard that you men

only have five thousand times in a lifetime

Have you used up yours?

Nothing left

Five thousand times

Then I must have started using when I was three

Is peeing counted?

Coffee

Wait

coffee

You must be kidding

Sorry Sorry

No worries...

It is ok...

Sorry...

You must be kidding

you poured the soup all over him

Boss it is a small matter

Go tidy it up

Sorry sorry Boss sit

Boss what do you want to eat?

What do you have here?

We have everything here

but the most famous is this tonic soup

Tonic soup? What kind of tonic soup?

This tonic soup is brewed with bull's testicles

and also the most expensive herbs

Very potent

Is it for real?

Yes it is real

Can use it to play drum and flip table

Want to try?

One bowl

One bowl of bull's testicles soup

Uncle ordered

Hurry up

Benny's father

Mr Chen

What do you think?

Even younger right

Please sit please sit

You said you had urgent things to tell me

Actually there is something

I have been keeping in my heart

I feel very guilty

Ever since I saw Miss Huang

I knew you are a dedicated teacher

so I do not wish to deceive you

Actually I am not Benny's father

You are not Benny's father?

Please don't blame him

Benny is very pitiful

His parents are lunatics

If they know they have to meet the teacher

Benny is dead for sure

Why is it so?

I pity him

so I posed as his father

I hope you can understand my intention

But then you are

Actually I am Benny's God uncle

I am Jeremy

If we worked together

surely we can help Benny

If Benny has any problems in school

call me directly

Just treat his parents as deceased

Benny, I

I, Benny

We are linked

Thankfully Benny has a God uncle like you

Do you still have my mobile number?

Yes

Then lets keep in contact

Sorry I am rushing for time

So how is it?

There is temporary and permanent impotence

You cannot give it a death sentence so soon

I know

Every time I do it with your sister-in-law

I just can't

with the same woman is not accurate

Ok I will bring you to test

Hospital

Massage parlour

Find two professionals to test it out

No

What if I don't pass the test

Those women have big mouths

Spread the news everywhere

The whole world knows

I will be very embarrassed

You don't dare to try anything

What joy is there in life

I heard there are other medicine which works

You need to see the doctor

need to see the doctor?

I don't want...

What if the doctor is big-mouthed

Spread the news everywhere

The whole world knows

I will be even more embarrassed

Any more solutions?

Hey hey

Wow! so beautiful

Who is that?

Miss Huang

You don't even let a teacher off

I think I am still curable

But you are confirmed incurable!

What do you mean incurable?

This is my cure

Do you have other solution?

Let's go I am rushing for time

Go

Don't be so cold-hearted

Go

Don't be so cold-hearted

May I ask you if there is any...

You want apply, swallow, drink or see a doctor?

My husband

He...

Brew 3 bowls of water into one bowl

If you're afraid of bitterness

can add some rock sugar

How do you know what kind of medicine I want?

The wives who come here

Nine out of ten will buy this type of medicine

Nine out of ten has the same expression as yours

Don't feel embarrassed

Three packets per treatment

Guarantee your husband

will be as hard as steel after consumption

hard as steel?

Infallible

becomes a roly-poly

How many packets do you want?

Give me three treatment nine packets

Nine packets?

Give me fifteen packets

Fifteen packets?

wait a while

Don't look at me like that

No matter what I am also a woman

The sun sets and rises again in the morning

The flower wilts and blooms again next year

Beautiful bird flies away without a trace

My youthful bird has gone forever

Lala Lala Lala

My youthful bird has gone forever

Ok we will practice till here today

See you tomorrow

Thank you teacher

Are you alright?

Bryan and I broke up

Really!

Why did this happen?

He has a new girlfriend

so he broke up with me

This type of guys

you can do away with

I want to go home

Can you accompany me?

Me?

I have reached

Reached?

So fast

Thank you for accompanying me

You are a really nice guy

What?

Haven't you been kissed by other girls?

No

You are the third

The third?

Who are the other two?

They are two women

Who is it?

My mother and grandmother

You are so adorable

Ok See you tomorrow

How is it?

What do you mean?

My "little brother"

little brother is yours what can I do?

Can you help me resurrect it?

Let me give you four words

Please rest in peace

Let me also give you four words

You go and die

I am rushing for time

Here

I specially brewed it for you

Brewed for a whole day

Hurry up and drink it

What is that?

Well it is good for you

drink it up

Don't want I don't want to drink such herbal tea

It is not herbal tea

I don't want...

I don't want to drink untested medicine

After drinking this you will be

as hard as steel

become a roly-poly

This guy is taking so long to get it up

How do I get out?

Don't complain

All old things are like this

Let me fix it slowly

It will rise up again

What are you looking at?

Indians can't speak Chinese is it?

A lot of people took this and has been cured

Why didn't it work for you?

I wonder how much fun you had before

My youthful bird has gone forever

My youthful bird has gone forever

My youthful bird has gone forever

Why must you sing this "bird" song?

Don't you have other songs to sing?

What are you looking at?

Go to sleep

Miss Huang

Good morning

Why are you here?

I happened to pass by

Oh I see

I wanted to return this book to you

I have finished reading has really been beneficial

Thank you thank you

Really Good

Oh where are you going?

I am going for class

What a coincidence I'm heading there too

Let me give you a lift

Thank you

I can't think of a reason to take a lift from you

Thank you God

Thank you thank you

It's not me who wants you in the car

It is God Lets go

Don't get drenched

Be careful

Hold on to her

Careful

Careful careful

Careful careful

Careful careful

You can't think of a reason to get into my car right?

Then I'll make a move first bye bye

How can you do this!

You getting in or not?

I want this document tomorrow

Pour me a cup of tea at the same time

Ah Seng

Why are you here?

Your wife asked us to buy this medicine for you

We were nearby so we'll pass to you first

What is that?

Do you really want us to say now?

Good stuff

We'll make a move first

Bye bye bye bye

What? Haven't seen Mas Selamat before?

You used to have a small mouth

When did it become so huge?

You are crazy!

I am doing facial

I do not want to quarrel with you

You are doing facial?

I need a mask!

What are you talking about?

Why did you...

tell all your friends that I am impotent?

I... I just wanted to help you

Help me?

Help me lose face is it!

You know what?

Why can't I do it?

It has something to do with you!

Something to do with me?

You don't believe?

I will try it with a whore!

See whether I'm impotent!

You dare?

I don't dare?

You dare?

I don't dare?

If you get a whore I will get a gigolo!

You dare?

I don't dare?

You dare?

I don't dare?

I can't do it because you are a block of wood!

I am a block of wood?

You can't do it

because I am a block of wood!

Let me show you now!

You dare?

I don't dare?

You dare?

I don't dare?

See you

Ok bye bye

Jennifer

I was looking for you

Looking for me?

Are you good with computers?

Yes That is my specialty

Great

Next Saturday afternoon

Can you come to my house to fix the computer?

Go over to your house?

Sure

So we have a deal

Ok

Ok bye bye

Hello

Sorry I am late again

Please sit please sit

You are not late

I am early

but to be able to wait for such a beauty

is my honour

Save your words for other women

You said you had important things to discuss with me

Has Benny gotten into trouble again?

Must we only talk about Benny?

Can't we talk about something else?

Today is my birthday

I did not invite anyone in Malaysia

only invited you

You must be kidding right

Don't believe me?

Ok

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to Jeremy

Happy birthday to me

I want to make a wish

My wish is

that the person in front of me

will give me a birthday kiss

Don't push it

Then I will sacrifice

I will give her a birthday kiss

Your husband is not a man

What did he say about you?

A block of wood

Damn him!

oh right

Don't worry

We'll help you get back at him

Actually

All guys are proud lustful and stupid

They don't know that whatever they can do

Women can do it ten times crazier

Sorry to keep you all waiting for so long

These are our hot favourites

Let me choose first let me choose first

Hurry up

This one... This one is like my first lover

Oh my god Come here

Are you for real

come come come

My turn

I like that one

He has tattoo

Come come

He looks like Andy Lau

You come over here Quick quick quick

So dark

Your turn to choose

Hurry up

I don't want

I am just taking a look

You guys have fun

Don't need to bother about me

What do you mean?

Come here is to enjoy

Ok let me choose for you

What do you mean taking a look?

Ok It must be you

You come here

Greetings

My name is Xiao Han

Madam is very beautiful

Madam is very pretty

Madam drink beer

Madam raise up your hand

Make a "peace" sign

Madam have a smoke

Smoke Madam

Madam be careful...

Madam look at me Madam

There has never been a guy

who treated you so well is it Madam

Madam Today is the

most unforgettable day in your whole life Madam

Drink Madam

Cheers

You are drinking such a big jug

No This is yours Madam

Just kidding Can't you tell Madam

Cheers

Drink again Madam

Cheers

I am very happy

Yes you must be happy

Madam keep it up

Madam Madam all the way

Madam feeling comfortable?

Ah Seng... feel so nice

I am Xiao Han Madam

Poor woman

Must have been repressed for very long

There 's no guy who has treated you so well

Isn't it?

Don't worry

Today I will use a man's charm

and gentleness

give it all to you

Come. The most unforgettable moment is starting

You have a moustache?

I just shaved in the morning. Still obvious?

Don't shave

The more you shave the more you get

The third time already

Don't blame me for skiving

Shortcut

Let's make it a quickie

2009!

There're still people wearing such gigantic underwear

What are you doing?

Removing your underwear

Why are you removing my underwear?

You have to remove your underwear to 'do it'

You molested me!

No no no I am servicing you

Madam Madam

You removed my underwear

and you still claim you're servicing me!

I will sue you for molest!

and attempted rape!

Madam!

Give me back underwear!

Give me money

Five hundred dollars

You molest and strip me

and still want five hundred dollars!

Ok Two hundred and fifty

Why don't you go and rob!

Fifty

Madam

At least you should give me taxi fare right

You cannot expect me to walk from Petaling Jaya to Chowkit

Right?

Ok ok Don't cry

Okay You win!

I lose I'm just unlucky

Treat it as National Service

Ok? Madam thank you.

Bye Bye

Who are you looking for

I am looking for Benny

What are you doing?

Thinking of you

Frivolous

I have already planned for tomorrow

I am bringing you to a very romantic place

to have candlelight dinner

Really?

I will come and pick you up after you knock off

Don't want

There are a lot of students watching

Nowadays students have already started dating

As a teacher what are you afraid of?

I don't want

Give me the address and I will go myself

Sorry

My boss is calling me

That's it kiss me

Don't want

Then I will kiss you

bye bye

Bye bye

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Beautiful!

Oh yea baby beautiful

I have told you many times to knock before you enter

I did knock

But you did not hear

What happen?

I would like to borrow a book on fixing computers

You've changed?

Learning to work on computers like others

No

I am going to a female classmate's house this weekend

Help her to fix the computer

Female classmate?

Wooing girls?

No no

Pretty?

Pretty

Is Patricia Mok pretty?

Pretty

Because she always said that she is very pretty

You like her

Patricia Mok?

I meant your female classmate

I like her

Let me tell you

when we guys woo girls

The most important thing is to use every possible way

Throw in every trick in the book

Remember the Chinese saying soldiers aren't tired of underhand methods

What trick should I use?

Actually there are different stages for a female

From the beginning

No, no

Then don't want, don't want

In the end, don't

Don't stop, don't stop

Really?

Female's biological make-up is largely different from male

Females like to keep things inside their heart

We as males are responsible for digging it out

I understand

I shall go and practice now

Where did you go?

What time is it?

It's none of your business!

You want to quarrel with me?

so what if I want to?

I only asked where did you go

what time is it already?

Why didn't you call back?

I went to get a gigolo

to prove to you I am not a block of wood

You are my wife!

Cleaning, cooking and looking after the children

Taking good care of this family

I do not care what you want to do!

What did you say just now?

You went for a gigolo!

Did you go for a gigolo!

Did you really go for a gigolo!

Don't yell at me!

I am hungry now

and my wife just went for a gigolo

You expect me to keep quiet?!

You are hungry

You are not handicapped Can't you cook!

You are not crippled!

You are my wife!

Cleaning, cooking and looking after our child

taking care of husband is your duty

Please be clear of your role!

In your eyes

I am just a cleaning washing

slave who takes care of the family?

Can't I have some fun with my friends?

Just because I can't do it

You went to find another man!

You slut!

Can you not link everything

to sex?

I don't know if you still love me!

I do not know

I don't love you?

If I don't love you I won't buy and brew medicine for you

All these years I've done so many things for you

You don't remember anything

Just because I didn't make love with you

you feel that I don't love you

Does it mean without sex there is no love?

Hurry up hurry up

broke again

How many bowls must you break each day?

It is very expensive

You see

just a few words and you're crying!

I am not dead yet

I can't hire you anymore

You don't need to come to work anymore

don't need to come

Don't cry

There are other opportunities

You haven't tell me where you live?

I don't want to go home

It is frustrating at home

Then where do you want to go?

I feel like singing Karaoke

Can you accompany me?

Did we do it last night?

Darling Yesterday you were great

I was in heaven

Really?

Why should I lie to you?

But I...

I just like mature guys like you

You like mature guys like me?

but I am an old guy

Doesn't matter

It is ok as long as we truly love each other

You...

How old is your dad?

Forty-eight years old

I am older than your dad

Are you using this excuse to dump me?

After being intimate with me

then you say such things to me

I have a wife

I know you have a wife

but I am not the type of woman who will break up a family

I just wish

a man can truly love me

Just that?

Also

give me an allowance every month

how much?

$250

$2,500

in Rupiah?

Ringgit!

Finally getting to your point

This two hundred is for you

fifty dollars for you to take a taxi home

You think I am a prostitute?!

Jerk!

You don't want money?

Think I am old

Already senile

My brain is still brand new

Haven't started using yet

Come in

Can you help me check my computer?

Don't know why it hangs once I switch it on

I am in a rush

have to hand in project tomorrow

Ok

I will get you some water

Thank you

Here's your drink

Done

Done?

Done

Oh my god this has taken me ages

You fixed it so fast

Benny you are incredible

You are my hero

Thank you

I think I better make a move now

So fast?

Stay a while more

Let us chat

Closer

Even closer

I am not gonna eat you

Come here

You are amazing

Where did you learn your computer skills from?

Actually I learnt from books and the internet

I am not that smart

only know how to dance

Can you dance?

I...

Dance

Come on lets dance

Dance

I am dancing

More energy

Dance Come on Dance

Look at you You're sweating all over

Let's follow the beat

and take off our clothes

Don't look at me this way

I am shy

Sorry sorry

I thought you are a good boy

but you're just a lustful kid

I am going to blindfold you

continue to dance

Come Lets follow the beat

and take off our clothes

take off your clothes!

Take off your clothes faster!

take off your clothes!

I have already taken off all my clothes

You have to take off all your clothes too

Faster! Faster!

That's right!

Take it off! Faster!

Take it off!

More energy

Wilder

I didn't know you could dance so well

Because of you

I am black listed in school

beaten up by my dad

Treat this as a lesson

Don't betray your friends in future

If you want to get the photos back

You have to talk to my Big Sister... Shirley

That way

Don't be so nervous ok?

Please don't say anything later

Just leave it to me

You are that...

Can I speak Cantonese?

I am not fluent in Cantonese

Hope you do not mind

You are the one who blackmailed my brother?

Don't make it sound so nasty

what blackmail?

Your brother and my younger sister had a one night stand

Your brother is married

Asking for some money to seal our lips

is not too much

If we accidentally let the cat out of the bag

It would not be good

Correct?

Threatening us

Threatening? Don't say that

I forgot to mention

My sister is celebrating her 16th birthday next month

Please come early

16?

16 years old with a body like this?

Your mouth stinks

Did you eat shit?

Underage girl

What proof do you have?

Proof?

It is so troublesome

Make it simple

Call the police

No don't call

Stop playing with me

So what if I am playing with you

You have a problem?

No no

This is just a one night stand

there is no need for 2,500

You are right

2,500 is a little overboard

Why not this way

One lump sum $100,000

$100,000?

$100,000?

For just one night?

She is made of gold?

Don't fool around with underage girls if you can't afford it

I'll give you 3 days

3 days $100,000

If there is no money

You will have to explain to the police

Lets go

Please don't say anything later

Leave it to me

Every month $2,500

becomes $100,000

what kind of lousy expert are you?

It is ok

I have another idea

You were intimate with an underage girl?

You have to help me

They blackmailed me for $100,000

If I do not pay up in three days

They will call the police

I don't want to go to jail

You have to save me

$100,000

How much are you short?

I have always been saving

not much

$99,000

$99,000

You are still short of $1000

No

I am still short of $99,000

So much?

I... You ask him

I don't know

I assume you ate duck rice that night

I do not want to quarrel with you

Now my brother is in trouble

We cannot stand by and do nothing

You

How many times must I tell you

Do not fool around

Look at you!

you got into trouble now

We will help you

but you must also promise us

to turn over a new leaf

Understand?

Lets go lets go

The bank is about to close

Whatever I said just now

was for myself to hear

Don't take it to heart

I still cannot understand

how can you have intimate relation with an underage girl?

fool around till that extent?

The car park was dark

I couldn't see her clearly

Car park?

Didn't you tell me it was the hotel?

It is the hotel not the car park

How did you know?

He told me

Yes... I am troubled lately

Got everything mixed up

You have nothing better to play

fooling around with an underage girl?

Nowadays girls mature early

and she looks very sexy

Every guy who sees her will want her

I really can't believe that you will do such a thing

Why are you here?

I just heard

You had intimate relation with an underage girl?

Not me not me not me

Not you?

I just heard

Not me... it's

brother

my friend

Your friend

Your brother's friend?

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Why did you tell me is him?

Speak up!

Speak up!

The two of you are up to something

What is the truth? Speak!

who is it?

It is him!

How can you get me into trouble?

Are you mistaken?

Who is the one who needs money?

I'm helping you

But you got me into trouble instead

Who is the one who needs money?

Who is it?

Is it you?

They are in real danger now

I need to save them

Meishi

Meishi

Please listen to me?

Let go of me!

It really has nothing to do with me!

I am helping my brother!

Why did you walk so fast!

If you have the guts to do

you better have the guts to admit!

Did you two gang up to lie to me?

Is it you! Is it you!

Tell me! Tell me!

Tell me!

Ok...

Is me

You! Asking for it!

Stop it!

And you!

The two of you!

Dear!

I really wanted to help my brother!

I don't want to see them divorced!

You don't have to explain

We're not in a relationship

Whatever you like to do

whoever you like to be with

is none of my business!

Please listen to me will you?

Ever since I knew you

The feelings I have towards you

are really getting stronger

I think

I must be in love with you

It was just a misunderstanding

Please give me a chance will you?

Ok

Then come home with me for dinner

My mum wishes to meet you

Meeting your mum is fine

but I am really busy lately

Give me some more time

Meishi!

Dear!

Whatever I say now is of no use

It is all my fault!

When you can't do it

I went through so much just to buy medicine for you

With me you can't

but with a little girl you

are incredible

Who am I in your eyes?

What are you doing?

I don't want you to leave

This home really needs you

I really really really love you

You men are like this

you say you love me

but you fool around behind my back

Now that I found out

You still dare to say you love me?

I had enough!

Where is the bag!

Dear you must help me

Otherwise I will go to jail!

Benny "The Stripper"

What are you doing?

How did this happen?

I was tricked by a female classmate

She tricked me into doing a striptease

Then she uploaded it on to the internet

now the whole school is laughing at me

You also got tricked by a woman?

Also?

who else got tricked?

What I mean is

You are already so old

still tricked by a girl

Is it the older you get

the more you shouldn't be tricked by women?

Of course...

Not

What I mean is

Girls nowadays are sly

Even the smartest man can get tricked

What are you talking about?

It's very confusing

Whatever it is

It is dangerous to be lustful

It's her!

It's her

who is she?

she is my senior Shirley

This photo...

When was it taken?

Last month

taken on her 18th birthday

18th birthday?

Are you sure?

I'm sure

Are you sure?

Very sure

I was the one who lit the candles

18 of them

Can't be wrong

Dear dear!

Dear dear!

I didn't sleep with an underage girl

She is already 18

It is legal

There is nothing wrong sleeping with her

Dear actually you do not need to come

We can settle it ourselves

I just want to see what the woman looks like

It doesn't matter what she looks like

the most important thing is that she's 18

and that brother is not legally liable

That's right!

Can't you keep quiet?

Dear Dear!

You are that slut?

You are that old maid?

So sly at such a young age?

How could you...

Seduce such a short, old and ugly man?

You have a really low standard

Such a short old and ugly man

And you married him

You have an even lower standard

You...

Shut up

If you are really that good

Your husband won't

be seduced by my sister

Where is the money?

Money?

Here

Open it

Boss it is fake

Monopoly?

You wanna play?

Let's play!

Phone

I'll call the police

You can explain to the police

Pizzahut

Wrong number

Still ordering pizza?

The police is here

Run!

Let me go

Police please listen to me

Nothing happened that day

He was dead drunk

I did not do anything

I just took photos for fun

Nothing really happened between us

Let me go

Uncle save me

Uncle save me uncle

Sister-in-law

The worst is over

Let me tell you

I still want a divorce

I cannot accept a man who has betrayed me

You can't be serious

It's the first time I've cheated on you

And I didn't even succeed

I also admitted my mistake

You think it's so simple?

All you guys are the same

You only think of yourselves

Dear dear

If I'm really in the wrong

Then let God punish me

Are you alright?

Sorry sorry uncle sorry

It hurts!

Hurt?

Does it hurt as much as my heart?

Dear don't be like this

Let us go home

I don't want to see you again

If you return home I will leave immediately

Forget it

Quarrelling everyday is not going to help

You must make a decision

Don't you admire

My care-free bachelor lifestyle?

There are many exciting things

you have not tried before

Doesn't hurt anymore?

Doesn't hurt already

Bryan this is solid!

You and Jennifer...

Give it back don't watch anymore

Let me see!

Don't snatch!

Don't snatch!

I said stop watching!

Have you had enough!

Where is my mobile phone?

The video can't be seen by the teacher!

Look for it!

Hi

Pussycat?

Yes

Jeremy?

Hi

Please take a seat

Thank you

I never expect

You look even prettier in person

Is it?

Do you always date girls this way?

No

Actually I am very busy with work

Usually I don't have time to make friends

That is why I go online

To meet new people

Dating girls this way

is my first time

Is it?

This is also my first time

The feeling you give me

is so different when you're online

I also feel that you are very different

Thank you!

I ordered for you just now

The cocktail here

is very nice and famous

Cheers

You can't be serious

You think I'm the type of man

who will resort to spiking drinks

to cheat women?

No

I am...

Look at me

I woo girls using my abilities

Not relying on drugs

I know but...

I brought my own

My mum said

Never to accept drinks from strangers

Ok sure

I'll drink yours

You drink mine

Will it do?

You drink yours

I'll drink mine ok?

You finish both drinks

Ok

I will drink both

Cheers

See No problem

Jeremy!

Are you alright!

Jeremy are you ok?

Who tied me up?

Is there anyone?

Let me go!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Who are you?

Why did you tie me up?

Have you eaten?

I haven't eaten haven't eaten!

How can I eat when I'm tied up?

let me go let me go!

Haven't eaten?

I also haven't eaten

Come let's eat together!

delicious! delicious!

Try it!

It is delicious!

I don't want! Chili! No! No!

It's hot! Let me go!

Come! Eat chili! Delicious!

Girl! Prepare for dinner!

come and help me!

Let me go!

I am getting the fish cake

Do you want the big or small one?

I want both!

Pussycat!

Hi

I am preparing dinner

So you want to invite me for dinner

You're really creative

This idea is not bad

but it's not fun!

Fun?

I heard you love to have fun right?

You had fun

With many women right?

Jennifer is a bad girl

Upload

Can you release me first?

Being tied up is really uncomfortable

sure sure

Hang on

Do you mind

If I take a look first

incredible!

You think too highly of me

Let me see

What's there to see?

Pussycat I never expect

Your mum is still so fun-loving at this age

Fun!

You think it is fun?

Is it very fun?

Mum

Mum Stop

Is it very fun?

Is it very fun?

Let me tell you

Let me tell you

10 years ago

I have a daughter whose life was destroyed by "this"

After fooling around with my daughter

He abandoned her

My daughter was heart-broken

jumped from the 20th floor

and died tragically

Daughter

Mum

Daughter you died so tragically

Mum don't cry

It's already been 10 years

Upload

Let me ask you

Why do men

Behave like this?

Stop hitting me...

Please calm down

listen to me

Actually it's not our fault

Our nature is designed by God

God wanted us to procreate aggressively

So that human beings can continue to exist

It's beyond our control

Beyond control

What is that?

This belongs to Muah's 'whoring king'

He told me he cannot control

So I helped him remove his 'problem'

This is the souvenir he gave to me

And this is Petaling Jaya's Casanova

Robert Tan

He also told me he cannot control

I don't have any choice

So I helped him remove his 'problem'

This is the souvenir I requested from him

Crazy

Let me go!

Didn't you say you cannot control just now

What is your name?

Where do you stay?

Damn it!

Let me go

I am not married yet

I still want to have children

His name is Jeremy

lives in Kuala Lumpur

Jeremy...

How to spell?

Spell... Your head!

Let me go

Help!

J-e-r-e-m-y

J-e-r-e-m-y

Kuala Lumpur

I used to rear pigs in the village

I castrated all those pigs

Castrate?

Those pigs did not die after castration

They grew to be big and healthy

Most importantly after castration the male pigs

never bothered the female pigs again

I am not a pig

I am a human being

Human being?

You are a beast!

Don't be afraid

Once your organ becomes numb

I will help you to remove it

Not painful at all

Don't

Don't

It's freezing

Just a while more

Upload

Sausages are my favorite

Let's eat together later

What about these meat balls?

Put it aside first

We'll cook together with his

Good

Want to run away?

What is the matter?

Stop Police

She...

She wants to castrate me

I didn't

He tried to rape me

Daughter daughter

Mum

Daughter

Mum

I had a hard time looking for you

What happened to you?

He...

He tried to rape you

I didn't

Damn you!

You hit me

The two of you be the judge

They held me captive

and wanted to castrate me

I'm telling you

They may look innocent

But they are actually perverts

Perverts

Who's the pervert?

Look at your pants

Why did you take off your pants?

No!

Go back with me

No!

It's not what it seems...

It is not

Pussycat Go away!

Go away!

What are you doing?

Why am I here?

Just now you

were at the cafe

and you fainted suddenly

When you woke up

I helped you over to the car park

who knows

when we reached here

you fainted again!

I was scared to death!

I am scared!

When you fell

You even injured your head

I thought you were dead

I was very scared

Don't touch me!

Don't touch me!

Let me help you

don't help me!

I told you not to follow me!

Young Teenage Couple's Shocking Sex Video Exposed

Jennifer is a bad girl

wow so big you see... so small

why is it so small

see! Amazing! Really amazing!

Come and watch... why is he leaving?

Look it's so dangerous

yah!

She looks so young

Right!

looks like she is going to jump

Jennifer! Jennifer!

Jennifer!

Don't come any closer!

Ok I won't

Hold it!

Don't do this

Come down quick!

Whatever problems can be resolved

It's futile

Everybody has seen me naked

how am I going to continue living?

Don't be like this?

Look at me

this happened to me before too

I am still doing fine aren't I?

Do you know?

death can't resolve any problem!

Regarding the prank

It was Bryan who forced me to do it

He said if I don't cooperate with him to set you up

he would post our intimate video online

Sorry

is it?

Actually the one who posted your video online...

Is a useless, gutless, unforgivable

First class jerk

Jennifer I beg you!

Everything will eventually be over

Come down quick

I promise you

I will think of all ways

to remove those clips from the web

because death is not the solution!

Come down quickly

Come down quickly

Yes that is right

That is right

Slowly

Jennifer!

Save me!

Save me!

Save me!

Save me!

Save me!

Save me!

Jennifer is a bad girl

Delete Video

Save me!

Save me!

Save me!

Save me!

Thank you

Why did you come over?

I... I wanted to take back

the book I lent you the last time

I want to lend it to other parents

Tried calling your mobile phone but couldn't get through

so I came up to find you

That book

During the heavy rain the last time

I already returned to you

Thank you very much

I would like to meet your mother

Didn't you say that you are very busy?

No matter how busy I am

I still want to meet your mum

I want to tell her

I want to marry you

Dear

Why did you come here?

Didn't I tell you

If you come back I will leave

Get lost!

This week

I've been living a meaningless life outside

I really cannot live without you

Let me tell you again

If you come back I will leave

I've told the lawyer to prepare the documents

Ok

don't say that I am heartless!

I already begged you!

I already admitted my mistake!

And don't wish to divorce you

Yet you still want to drive me away!

You are not leaving is it?

I'll leave!

Ok!

You don't wanna leave

I'll leave! I'll leave!

I am really tired

Go ahead and divorce

Today I came back

just to test market!

I've confirmed

Brother

Sister-in-law

You came just in time

Your sister-in-law

Is adamant about divorcing me

I've talked till my mouth is dry

Sister-in-law

Don't say another word

I have already decided

I have news to tell you

I said shut up!

The words of men

Cannot be trusted!

I am getting married

You are getting married?

It's not enough to torture them one by one?

You want to marry one

and torture her slowly?

Sister-in-law

I am serious now

Meishi is willing to marry me

Now you're telling me you're getting married!

I just become single!

You know that?

What do you want me to do now?

What can I do?

Sorry brother

I did say that

I would never get married in this lifetime

It's because I haven't found my true love

Now I've found her

Sorry your head! Sorry!

What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do now?

Have you two finished acting?

Finish acting then leave!

If not I will hit you!

Go on and hit

You think I don't dare?

If I let you hit

Can you not divorce me?

So simple?

Wishful thinking!

Please

Sister-in-law

Actually brother's sorry state now

I'm also to blame

Both of you!

Just because you're kneeling now

you think that I don't dare to hit is it!

You think I don't dare to hit is it!

Dad mum what are you all doing?

Dear where did you drop your button?

Yes so small very hard to find

Let me tell you

Some things can never be found once they're lost

Shower and eat

She asked us to shower and eat

calling your son!

She really has sharp ears

Why not

I pretend to kill myself

scare her ok?

What if you really die?

We've arrived

This is it?

It is pretty big

Mum Jeremy is here

Open the door

so many gifts

Hi Auntie

Hi Please come in

Please take a seat

Meisi

You and your mum really look alike

Is it?

It's true

Look at you

Your eyes and noses are totally the same

but she is not my mum

She is our Aunty

Don't lie to me

My mum

She should be busy in the kitchen

Mum Jeremy is here

Mum

Hello, we are late

traffic jam

Hi I am her elder brother

I am her second brother

I am her mother

Welcome to my home

My daughter talks about you all the time

so I couldn't wait to see you

Today I've finally known

why my daughter likes you so much

you have really good taste

I bought some gifts for you

This is for you

Don't mention it don't mention it

Mum this is for you

It is great that you came

No need to stand on ceremony

It is nothing much nothing much

Thank you...

ok

Let us not stand and chat

Mum have you finished cooking?

finished cooking long ago

Let us quickly have our dinner

Good good

come on

come in don't be shy

Why did you spend so much?

Just a small token

ok let's eat

Ah Yin take this and open it

cut into slices

Right

I've bought your favorite beef and mutton

I've ordered but forgotten to take

It's at the supermarket nearby

I will go and pick it up now

I accompany you

Take a seat

I will be back very soon

I have been your brother for so many years

I've never seen you buying things for us

Not fair

I think I better accompany her

There is no need

You have our company right?

Don't stand on ceremony

come eat eat eat

I'll do it myself

Where do you live?

I live in Kuala Lumpur

Which school did you study at?

I studied in many schools

Lately stocks haven't been doing so well

Were you burnt?

Right!

come come come

I love eating sausages

Our family loves to eat sausages

Do you like to eat sausages?

Do you like to eat meat balls?

Hi I am Meishi's younger sister

My name is Meizhen

Don't be scared don't be scared

Meishi is a great girl

Take good care of her

Do not bully her

We love her a lot

Ah!

All this food for you?

For your sister-in-law

Trying to make it up to her

What is that?

Doctor

Treat your illness

I don't want It's embarrassing

What is there to be afraid of?

If you're sick you should see the doctor

It's very common nowadays for men

Dear

You are hungry

Do eat something

You really look pretty

You have great taste

Come eat while it's hot

I'm going to toilet

Dear Dear

Smells great!

Yes

What do you want to eat

Anything is fine

Look you are perspiring

Thank you

Come let me feed you

Brother

Here! Eat

Don't be like this guys

Come on eat

Eat! Eat!

Eat

Everyone is so happy today

Meishi! Be careful

Look let me feed you

Me too. Me too

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