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man: Xiaolin Showdown.

All: Aah!

All: Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

Omi: Whoa! Who is that lady?

Kimiko: That's the statue of Liberty, Omi.

She must have been a great Xiaolin warrior

to get a statute that big.

Aah! I am blinded!

Omi, the timer just ran out.

Here's another quarter.

Oh. Thank you, Kimiko.

Yes, it is working now.

Perhaps this will be useful

for locating the Shen Gong Wu.

Good luck. The serpent's tail is always moving.

Clay: Even through solid objects,

if I'm readin' that right.

Great. We're looking for the Shen Gong Wu

that never stops.

In the city that never sleeps.

New York is my kind of town.

Anybody wanna catch a show tonight?

Whoa! Don't buy the tickets yet!

That Serpent's Tail is close.

Oh! So many buildings!

So many people!

How do they all know where they are going?

I recommend a GPS.

Definitely don't wanna get lost here,

that's for sure.

Yeah, one wrong turn, and you're a headline.

"Monk mashed in Manhattan."

Uh-oh!

What's wrong, Dojo?

I've lost track of the Serpent's Tail!

Well, maybe it can go through solid objects,

but we can see through them with this--

Falcon's Eye!

Kimiko: Ew!

That's just sick and wrong!

Ooh, may I look, Kimiko?

Knock yourself out.

Ha ha! Oh, I can see through

walls and buildings and cars and garbage cans and trees!

Ooh, and I can see underground, too!

It's back!

Omi: Great ghost of Dashi!

The Serpent's Tail!

Excuse me! Beg your pardon!

Comin' through! Official monk business!

Hyah!

Aye yi yi! That boy's gonna get squishified!

Omi!

Eeaah!

Hey, look out for my car! Unh!

What's the big idea? Where you think you are?

Would you get off my hood?

And that's one crazy guy! Unh!

Come on!

Oh! Where'd he go?

Dojo: This way!

Ooh. Over there!

I still sense the Serpent's Tail.

If we find it, we'll find Omi.

That way!

No! Uh, eh--eh, th--th--that way.

Oh, I lost it.

And Omi, too.

Ha! You will not escape me.

For I have my eyes upon you, and...

Unh!

Ow. Who put that building in my way?

The Serpent's Tail...

It's gone.

I am sorry, my friends. But I...

Kimiko? Raimundo?

Clay? Dojo?

Oh, no! My friends are lost

in New York City!

How will they survive without me?

Excuse me, sir.

I am looking for my friends.

One is a cowboy.

Go back to Jersey, you tourist!

Excuse me, kind lady,

I am looking for my--

I've got mace!

Ok, I'll mace for you.

I have Shen Gong Wu.

Help! Police! Aah!

Don't mind her. She's crackers.

What?

You need help, son?

Oh, thank you, honorable stranger.

I am looking for my 4 friends.

Friends?

Yes, 2 boys, a girl, and a dragon.

Oh, dragon, huh?

Yeah, we don't get too many dragons here in New York City.

But you know what we got a lot of?

Aliens.

They're everywhere, man!

Space beings from planet ixmoda.

Shh, shh, shh. They're watching us.

We can't talk now. Must go.

Be strong, little friend.

Master Fung should never have trusted me

to watch over you kids.

Charting a scroll, that I can do.

Scrolls don't go running off in the middle of Manhattan.

We'll find him, Dojo.

I'm not exactly sure how. But we'll find him.

Maybe Dojo should fly us around to look for Omi.

There's 8 million people in this city, Rai.

It's gonna be pretty tough to spot Omi from the sky.

With that bald head?

The reflection from the sun should make it easy.

Hate to say it. But I think we just got spotted ourselves.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the Xiaolin show-offs.

Hey, where's opie?

Omi is...

Moments away from getting the Serpent's Tail.

No way. You lost him, didn't you?

Ha ha ha! What a bunch of losers!

Jack, the Shen Gong Wu is near.

Like the hag said.

Well, I'd love to stay and mock.

But I got a tail to catch.

Don't want you to miss me, though.

So I'll leave you with this.

Jackbots, attack!

Jack: Ha ha ha!

I'm really not in the mood for this.

Fire!

Aah! Hyah!

Earth!

Unh, unh!

Wind!

That's more like it.

Spicer went down there.

But what about Omi?

He's a clever monk. I'm sure he's fine.

Yaa-ooh!

Woman: And stay off!

Exact change only.

Man: Oh, yeah, say my name.

Say my name.

You talk a lot of trash for a punk with no skills.

No skills? Did you miss those mad hops?

Ha, ha, ha.

Unh, unh!

I have never seen such technique before.

Is it a new martial art?

Come on, Baby, shoot the rack. Do it.

Ha ha!

Come on! Aah!

Aaahhh! Unh!

Hello, friends.

Eeaah! Unh!

Ah. Oh.

You're jackin' my game, punk.

I oughta bust your grill.

But I have no grill. I am vegetarian--

a most healthy lifestyle.

Don't go playin', baldy,

or we'll smack you down.

Unh.

I am not certain.

But I think you may be challenging me.

You got that.

For your own safety,

I must advise against this course of action.

You're joking, right?

I never joke.

You against us 3? I like them odds. Unh!

How you like 'em now?

Jermane, you just bought a butt whuppin' for both you and shorty.

Don't bark if you can't bite.

Hunh!

Unh! Unh!

Unh! Unh!

Aah! Ooh!

Hey, let me go!

Eeehhh.

Bring the pain.

Pardon me.

Huh?

I must insist you release him.

Or what?

Or this.

Water!

Unh! Unh!

Unh! Hyah!

Ooh! Oh!

Tsunami strike! Hyah!

Unh! Unh! Unh!

All: Huh?

Oh! Whoa! Oh! Oh!

That was off the hook man!

It was?

Uh, is that a good thing?

No doubt, no doubt.

You was layin' it down hard-core.

This was my intention, I think.

I'm Jermane, man.

Omi.

You're not from around here, are you, Omi?

No, I am from the Xiaolin temple.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Sure.

Uh, that's in queens, right?

Oh, what's that smell?

I don't even wanna speculate.

Hey, anybody see an evil boy genius and a see-through witch?

No, and I think

they'd stand out in this crowd.

Uh, guys, Shen Gong Wu!

Wow whee!

That thing moved faster than a Turkey on Thanksgiving day.

Yeah, it's really truckin'.

Dojo, don't go down there.

The subway trains.

Relax. This station's obviously closed.

There are no trains runnin' down...

Here.

Eeeaaahhh!

Missed!

Oh, forget that pest.

Don't lose sight of the Serpent's Tail.

Simmer down. I got a lock on it.

Where it goes, we go.

Impressive.

Jack: Yeah, Jack Spicer's evil transforming bot has everything.

You wanna hear the whistle?

Was that the express or the local?

Jack and Wuya were on that train.

I thought it looked evil.

Dojo, anything you can do here?

Uh, uh, gee, guys, I'm not big on trains,

and that third rail really chafes.

Dojo!

Ok, ok.

Dojo: Next stop, Serpent's Tail.

All: Unh!

Tell it to me again.

I am a monk from the Xiaolin temple,

part of the ancient order of the Xiaolin dragons,

engaged in a never ending battle

for a mystical Shen Gong Wu

against the centuries old heylin witch Wuya

and her evil boy genius Jack Spicer.

Uh-huh. That's what i thought you said.

I am currently searching for the Serpent's Tail,

a most powerful Shen Gong Wu.

Right. Right.

Now that you know, keep your eyes open for anything strange.

Child, what are you doin' outside in your pajamas?

Heh, heh. Omi, right now,

you're the strangest thing on this street.

But we can take care of that.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

Omi! Player, player!

I knew you had it in you.

Am I, as you say, bing-binging?

Definitely.

Jermane, while i enjoy representing,

I must not let it divert me from my quest.

For this Serpent's Tail thing?

Correct. Look for anything strange.

Omi, dawg, this is New York.

Strange here is normal.

Wow!

But this might qualify.

The Serpent's Tail! Aah!

Unh!

Aah!

Yeah. This is definitely strange.

I'm guessin' these aren't the good guys.

Ok, got the Shen Gong Wu.

Now a little vaporizing of our enemies,

and we'll call it a day.

Uh-oh.

Omi, dawg, maybe we should run.

Whoa! Whoa!

Both: Waaah!

That's a...

Dragon?

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Told you it chafed.

Dojo!

You're alive!

Unh! Unh!

Don't you ever scare us like that again!

We were so worried, like...

What? I was worried.

Dojo: Hello?!

Does someone wanna grab this Shen Gong Wu?

Aah!

Quickly!

Jack: Couldn't agree more.

Aah! Whoa!

Aah! Whoa!

Unh! Ow!

Unh! Unh!

Unh! Got it!

Omi, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.

Unh, Jack Spicer,

why are you always up in my buisiness?

Unh! Name your challenge!

Hmm.

Basketball. One-on-one,

10 minutes on the clock.

My Jet bootsu against your Mantis Flip Coin.

But I do not know how to play this game of baskets and balls.

I do. You can put me in the game.

Who's this guy?

No clue.

No. No way.

I challenged you, Omi, not this kid.

Aw, you afraid of gettin' whupped, lil' boy?

Hey, I like this guy.

Jack Spicer is right.

Only I can accept the challenge.

Unless...

Unless what?

Unless I challenge you to a shen yi bu dare.

Me and Jermane against you and...

Who, Wuya?

Ah, no hands.

And no game.

But don't worry. I got the answer.

Meet my first round draft pick.

I am not feeling like

all that and a bag of chips anymore.

For real.

So my Jet bootsu and Shroud of Shadows

against your flip coin and...

The Falcon's Eye is the only other Shen Gong Wu I have.

That'll do.

Anybody worried?

Yep. Uh, yeah.

Good. Didn't wanna be the only one.

Let's go! Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown! Xiaolin Showdown!

Unh!

Huh?

Whoa!

Hunh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

All: Aah! Unh!

Aah!

Omi...Dawg...

What is all this?

This is a Xiaolin Showdown.

Right.

Think I might've made a big mistake here.

Too late for that. It's game time.

Or as we like to say...

Gong Yi Tampai! Gong Yi Tampai!

Jet bootsu!

Yes! Call me "air Jack."

2 points?

Nothin' to strut about, boy.

Huh?

Oh, yeah.

Can I strut now?

Oh, you got the game to back up that mouth? Hyah!

No, I got the Shroud of Shadows.

Aah!

Eeaah! Unh!

Somebody get me a rule book.

I'm sure that's a technical foul.

Omi, dawg,

we gotta kick our game up.

Right. Mantis Flip Coin!

Unh! Unh! Hyah!

All: Yeah!

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

Here, you try it.

Oh, yeah. It's a game now.

Watch it close, watch it close.

Ha ha ha. Hey!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Defense! Defense!

Jermane, we are doing well.

Perhaps I have a tin game.

It's "da game," Omi.

And yeah, you definitely--

aah! Ooh!

You got no chance. Thank you.

Omi!

Mantis Flip Coin!

Hyah!

Unh, unh!

Unh, unh!

Unh!

Unh, aah!

All: Yeah!

Mmm.

Hyah!

Final score!

Heylin, 28, Xiaolin, 30.

Unh. No!

Oh, yeah! Ha ha!

We win!

Say my name, Jack Spicer.

Ooh, I have angry skills.

Mad skills.

Correct.

I was so robbed.

Were you?

I'm beginning to suspect

you don't have game at all.

Omi, dawg, your size is too tight.

Should I loosen it?

Most definitely not, my friend.

Most definitely not.

Jermane,

you have shown much potential.

Perhaps you should come

to the Xiaolin temple

to hone your skills.

Sorry, Omi. New York city is my home.

Hey, but you'll always be my homey.

All: Whoa!

Omi, come on!

I'm sensing another Shen Gong Wu!

That-- or that hotdog

I had in midtown is comin' up sour.

Farewell, Jermane.

Hey, Omi, here's a souvenir.

Thanks! Peace on!

Uh, peace out.

Omi: That, too!

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