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man: Xiaolin Showdown!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

Raimundo! Prepare for a most shameful defeat!

Take your best shot, Omi.

Unh! Unh!

Score!

Pfft. Nice one.

I--hey, where are you going?

So, Kimiko. You were saying?

Ok, to make it to level 2,

you have to jump the blue guys

and zap the red guys.

Cochica raider is challenging. But I will master it.

Computer: Level one, complete.

Ha!

Hey, Omi. I tracked down that extra lasso.

You still wanna try trick ropin'?

Yes, Clay. Let's rope some dogs.

Uh, dogies.

Just as you say.

Go on, try.

Ha ha! I have it!

Better protect your goal, Omi.

Hey! Your offense is doomed to fail, Raimundo!

Huh?

What?

Unh!

Aah! Unh!

Computer: Game over.

Unh. Oh, I am most humiliated.

Maybe if you just did one thing at a time,

you might have more luck, Omi.

But all these recreational activities you have shown me,

I want to master them all.

And then there is combat practice and chores and...

And not enough hours in the day, huh?

Hey, Dojo. What's shakin'?

M-m-m-me! A new shen gong wu just activated!

Master Fung: The ring of the nine dragons

makes one warrior into as many as 9.

9 different places at one time?

Ooh, that would be most helpful.

At this point,

any Shen Gong Wu would be helpful.

True. We've only got one left.

Thanks to that dirty snake Jack Spicer.

Then let's stop gabbing and start grabbing, shall we? Thank you.

Here we are. The old mcpyramids.

Is that Spicer's jet car?

Clay: Top of the line, fully loaded, evil.

Yep, that's Jack's.

Jack: Any idea where we're goin'?

Wuya: No, but I could glide through the walls and peek ahead.

Uh, not-- not a good idea.

Why? You're not afraid of the dark, are you?

What? Me? Jack Spicer,

evil boy genius, afraid of the dark?

Don't be ridiculous.

Eeehhh!

Aah!

Not funny.

I think I made wee-wee.

Ohh.

Ah. What now?

Gimme a sec. It's been 1,500 years.

I, uh, I was standing over here, and the--

oh, right, right, right, right. Yes.

We pushed right here.

And then what?

Then master gashi said "ah."

As in "ah, I understand?"

No. It was more like...

All: Aah!

Right! Like that!

Unh!

Unh.

All: Aah!

Grab my hand!

All: Unh!

Clay: Oh, man. Phew!

Unh! Unh!

Whew!

Whoo! Sharp spikes.

You think I'd remember something like that.

Ha ha. Go figure.

Omi: Come on!

The Xiaolin warriors have been here.

I sense them.

Aha! There!

Get them before it's too late!

The Ring of the 9 dragons.

Raimundo: Jackpot!

Jack: It's gone.

Noooo!

Inside voices, please.

You have returned.

Piece of cake, Master Fung.

Watch.

Ring of the 9--unh!

Unh.

Forgive me, Omi.

But this Shen Gong Wu is most dangerous.

Its power could easily overwhelm a dragon in training.

But master, we are the chosen ones.

Surely we could control its power.

In time, Omi. In time.

In time?

Oh, well. Easy come, easy go.

Up for some trick ropin', Omi?

How about a game of soccer?

I was thinking head-to-head on cochica raider.

What do you say?

Unh. Too many choices. Not enough time.

I do not wish to be overwhelmed

by the ring's power.

9 Omi's may be too many.

I'll start with 3.

Ring of the 9 dragons.

Excellent!

I shall practice my viper strike.

I will teach cochica raider

a lesson in humility.

And I shall...

Quiet the rumbling in our bellies?

Yes. You go eat.

Computer: Game over.

What? But I have not even faced the red guys yet.

My viper strike was not very good.

I never made it past level one.

I ate cookie dough all night.

Oh.

May I never be hungry again.

Master Fung: Omi!

Master Fung!

Master Fung: Omi.

We must not be discovered.

Quickly!

Aah! Unh!

Omi, there you are.

Come. Ha.

Dojo has detected a new Shen Gong Wu.

Master Fung: The falcon's eye gives one the ability

to see through solid objects.

Even through Clay?

Hey--hey--hey--hey.

Clever trash talk

after we find the Shen Gong Wu,

if you don't mind? Thank you.

We're getting close. I--whoa!

Having fun, losers?

Yaa! Stand and fight, Jack Spicer!

No thanks, baldy.

I've got a Shen Gong Wu to find.

Jack attack!

He's going to beat us to the Falcon's Eye!

It ain't over yet.

Let's take it up a notch!

Earth!

Water!

Fire!

Whoa! Unh!

Wind!

Oh, yeah.

You guys really...

All: Aah!

Aah!

Oh!

All: Unh!

Ohh. I'm safe.

Dojo!

You ok?

Yeah, I'm--oh!

Don't touch! Don't touch!

Sorry.

Unh. I'm fine.

Let's just find the Falcon's Eye

and get out of here.

Sounds like a plan. Where is it?

Uh, i--i--i think it's this way.

No. No. No. It's this way.

Wait. Maybe, uh, this way?

Which is it?

I don't know.

This bump is messing with

my Shen Gong Wu senses.

All: Split up!

Whoa!

I'll just--I'll just wait here, then.

Never mind me and my head trauma.

This mountain is too large for one monk to explore.

But perhaps I am not just one monk.

Perhaps I am 5.

Ring of the 9 dragons!

Now remember, we must find the--

the--thingie.

All: Oh, yes. We must find.

Yes, we have to find the thingie.

Yes, and don't forget. Ok. Who's on it? Ok.

Ok. Ok. Ooh. Pretty.

No. Got job. Find thingie.

Ooh, pretty.

No. Find thingie.

Uh, Omi?

Whee-hee-hee!

Omi? Whoo!

Omi, don't do that.

Aah--aah!

Omi!

Oops. Bye-bye.

Aaahhh!

Whoa-oh! Unh!

Oh. Ooh. Wow.

Thanks, bud.

Oh, that was a close one.

I, uh, uh...

Omi, what are you doin'?

Snow angel! Whee hee hee hee!

Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Oww! Snow!

Omi, what happened?

Are you all right?

The snow! The snow!

What about the snow?

It's cold. Not like cookie dough.

Are you telling me you've got brain freeze?

Owie!

Come on.

You must have hit your head, too.

Owie!

Whoa. Pretty.

Huh?

Surprise, surprise.

He--hello.

Hey, any luck?

No.

But something's weird about Omi.

Yeah, you said a mouthful there.

Wait, you know?

But he was with me.

Both: Hi, me.

Ok, this is weird.

Hey, guys. What's with Omi?

He's super--huh?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Hee hee hee! Pretty.

Uh, guys, does this strike anybody as weird?

Hi, guys!

All: Hi, me!

Yep. "Weird" sums it up pretty good.

Guys! Omi's found the Shen Gong Wu.

But Jack Spicer spotted him.

So we've got to-- oh, boy.

Do you know what's going on here, Dojo?

Look at his-- their heads.

He--i mean, they--

is--are wearing the ring of the 9 dragons.

This is a grammar nightmare.

But why are these omis so goofy?

Because the ring of the 9 dragons divides you--

your brains, your maturity,

your potential-- everything.

So how many omis are there?

At least 5,

and Omi divided by 5 is...

Dull as a sack of hammers.

Dojo: And one of those sacks of hammers is with Jack.

Omi, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.

Well, do you accept?

Honk!

I'll take that as a yes.

My third arm sash against your 9 dragon ring.

We race to the far mountain on snowboards.

Heh heh. You are a funny man.

I like cake.

Ok. Um, let's go.

Xiaolin Showdown!

Gong Yi Tampai! Loser.

Fun!

Omi, wait!

Omi: Ooh! Ah! Wow!

Oh, no. We're too late.

Hey, at least he's in the game.

Unh. Game.

Aah!

Aah! Yeah!

Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

Aaahhh!

Third arm sash!

Hug!

What? Ohh!

You're nuts! Get off me!

Ok. Honk!

Aah! Unh!

Ok, that's it.

Feeding time!

Raimundo: Omi! Huh?

Grab the Falcon's Eye!

Ah.

Ah ha ha!

Whoo hoo!

Omis: Whee!

Omi! Oh! Wanna go! Wanna go!

You gotta stay together.

Omis: No fun! No fun!

No stay! Have fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!

Omi! Stop it! No!

All: Aah!

Big noise!

All: Whee!

Hi, Omi!

Man.

Omi.

Whoa. He's Xiaolin toast.

Jack Spicer, I'm taking this game to the next level.

No way!

Unh!

He's shredding!

Totally!

Jack: How many omis does it take

to lose the Falcon's Eye?

Just one.

Ha!

Well, it was fun taking Shen Gong Wu from you--

again. Unh.

Later, wannabes.

It's ok, Omi.

Yeah, we're just glad to have you back.

Yeah, just one you.

Oh.

Master Fung will be most angry with me.

I want them spotless, Omi.

Spotless.

Yes, master. Spotless.

I will inspect your work in one hour.

Oh.

Wow, I've never seen Master Fung so upset.

He looked as mad as a beaver in a petrified forest.

Master Fung is right to be angry.

I have acted most shamefully.

Because of my disobedience,

we still only have one Shen Gong Wu.

Yeah, true.

Ow! What? I'm just agreeing with what he said.

Besides, maybe it's better this way.

Better? How?

Well, you weren't ready to use

the ring of the 9 dragons.

So now it belongs to Jack Spicer.

See? Better.

Ho ho ho! Now it belongs to Jack Spicer!

Ooh, pretty. No, no, no! Don't touch!

Hungry! Arrgh!

What's this for?

Oh, switch the lights on!

It's dark in here!

Ohh!

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