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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:42,320 ♪ Many moons ago in a far-off place 4 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:46,200 ♪ Lived a handsome prince with a gloomy face 5 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:50,320 ♪ For he did not have a bride 6 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,280 [narrator] For the queen, you see, was very picky 7 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,760 about whom the prince should marry. 8 00:00:55,840 --> 00:01:00,080 She insisted that only a real princess was suitable for her son. 9 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:04,080 And so, every lady who came to the castle hoping to wed the prince, 10 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,160 was given a royalty test 11 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,080 to see if she was a true princess. 12 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:15,200 ♪ For a princess is a delicate thing 13 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,480 ♪ Delicate and dainty as a dragonfly's wing 14 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:25,040 ♪ You can recognize a lady by her elegant hair 15 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:29,440 ♪ But a genuine princess 16 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:33,280 ♪ Is exceedingly rare ♪ 17 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,320 Correct. 18 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:38,960 Next. 19 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,160 This next question concerns famous rulers. 20 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,000 Name three kings. 21 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,480 Three kings. Uh... 22 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:56,000 King John. King... Arthur. 23 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:58,920 King Ethelred? 24 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,280 Correct. 25 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,920 You see, Mama, she is the best one yet. 26 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,320 - Can I marry her now? - Not yet, sweetheart. 27 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,800 Not yet. There's still one more question. 28 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,000 Wizard. 29 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:17,280 I can't believe none of us can get married till the prince does. 30 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,200 - What was that? - [crowd gasping] 31 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:24,520 Oh... I was just stating the marriage law, Your Majesty. 32 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,160 Oh. Well, perhaps you could state it 33 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,680 for the entire court, Lady Larken. 34 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,160 Yes. The marriage law. 35 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,920 - Louder. - The marriage law. 36 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:40,040 Throughout the land no one may wed till Dauntless shares his marriage bed. 37 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,040 Good. You may continue. 38 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,720 This last question has four parts 39 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:48,880 and concerns a famous man known as the Knight of the Red Cross. 40 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,840 - One: what was his name? - [whispering] 41 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:56,440 Two: what beast did he slay? 42 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:00,240 Three: how many rows of teeth did the beast have and what kind? 43 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,040 - [whispering] - And four: 44 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,520 what was the middle name of the daughter-in-law of the best friend 45 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:09,040 of the blacksmith who forged the sword that killed the beast? 46 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:12,800 All right, then. 47 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,000 - One, St. George. - [crowd gasping] 48 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,160 - Two, the dragon. - [crowd gasping] 49 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,240 Three, 12 rows of teeth made of iron, 50 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,560 And four... Could you repeat the last question? 51 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,840 Middle name. Daughter-in-law. 52 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,840 Best friend. Blacksmith. 53 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:32,160 Right, right. I know this. 54 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,480 Ticktock, ticktock. 55 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,480 - It was Ada! - [crowd gasps] 56 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,320 Ohhhhhh. I'm sorry. 57 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:45,200 So close, but the actual answer was Ida. 58 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,960 - Thanks for playing. - [crowd groaning] 59 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:51,600 Oh, what a shame. Such a pretty little thing too. 60 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:55,640 You do show some aptitude, my dear, but remember, blood will tell. 61 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,960 And yours didn't tell us quite enough. 62 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:04,880 ♪ For a princess is a delicate thing 63 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:09,960 ♪ Delicate and dainty as a dragonfly's wing 64 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,120 ♪ You can recognize a lady 65 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:17,600 ♪ By her elegant hair 66 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:21,840 ♪ But a genuine princess 67 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:26,960 ♪ Is exceedingly rare ♪ 68 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,280 Goodbye, good luck and get out. 69 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,640 [sobbing] 70 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,200 These emotional outbursts are so tiresome. 71 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:45,960 Sextimus! If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times. 72 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,440 I will not have you playing these foolish games 73 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,800 and making an absolute idiot of yourself. 74 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,280 It just isn't dignified. 75 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:57,000 Even though you're unable to speak, you are still the king. 76 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,160 It's up to you to set a proper example for the court. 77 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,320 And as for you, jester, 78 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,200 I would appreciate it if you'd stop encouraging him. 79 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,840 You're just as bad as he is. 80 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:11,040 Ohhhh, the things I have to put up with around here. 81 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:14,560 If it weren't for me, this kingdom would fall apart. 82 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,800 It would absolutely go to pieces. 83 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,880 Don't dilly-dally, Dauntless, darling. 84 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,800 It's nearly time for your cocoa. 85 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,760 [sighs] 86 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,640 All right, what is it? 87 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,680 I'm beginning to think you don't want me to get married. 88 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:43,280 Don't want you to get married? Dauntless, don't you trust me? 89 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,560 - Of course, but... - Then how can you say such a thing? 90 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,680 I want you to get married. 91 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,520 This morning I said to your father, 92 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,960 "Sextimus, I want that boy to get married." 93 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,200 - Then why can't I... - He didn't say a thing. He never does. 94 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,400 Yet, I don't want you to worry your tiny little head 95 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:05,080 over the fact that your father and I don't get along and never have. 96 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:08,760 He may be a mean, stupid, selfish, dreadful, rotten man, 97 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,600 but he is your father and I want you to respect him. 98 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:16,320 There's only one person who really cares about you 99 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:21,760 and your future, and that's what I'm talking about now, your future. 100 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:26,440 Sweetiekins, you can't just marry anybody. 101 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,560 She has to be someone suitable. 102 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:34,440 Someone who's good enough and sweet enough and smart enough 103 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:39,400 for my good, nice, sweet, smart, beautiful baby boy. 104 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:44,360 And she must be a genuine princess of the royal blood, 105 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:45,920 just as I was. 106 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,800 That's what you really want, someone like me. 107 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,280 Of course you do. 108 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,120 Just remember this: 109 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,800 You may search the wide world over, 110 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,960 but you'll never find another. 111 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,440 Be it ever so humble, 112 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:05,280 - there's no place like your mother. - [gulps] 113 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,280 - [gasps] Harry! - [chuckling] 114 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,760 My darling. 115 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,640 You missed the test. 116 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,920 Sweet Larken, my responsibilities 117 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,400 as Chivalric Knight of the Herald keep me busy. 118 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,360 - She failed. - No. 119 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,480 - Yes. - Bad luck. 120 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:29,320 Harry, I want to get married. 121 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,360 Of course, Larken. Once Dauntless shares his marriage bed. 122 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:34,960 Before that. 123 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,640 But that would be breaking the law. 124 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:41,120 How could you expect me, Sir Harry, Harry the Immaculate, 125 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,640 Chivalric Knight of the Herald, keeper of order and obedience, 126 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,600 future prime minister of the land, to break the law? 127 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,200 Nothing is, or can be, more important than the law. 128 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,000 Not even love? 129 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,320 Aren't you the silly one? Yes. 130 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,520 Love is important, 131 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,720 and if a princess is not found in a few months, I will find one myself. 132 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,040 Or I don't deserve to wear my spurs. 133 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:10,000 Yeah. About those spurs... 134 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,520 You remember the royal joust when you won them? 135 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,680 Yes. 136 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:17,720 We had a picnic later under the spreading oak. 137 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:20,120 The oak, spreading. 138 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:24,720 And a lark was singing, and you said you'd remember that moment forever. 139 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:28,040 - The lark reminded you of my name. - Yes, Larken. 140 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,040 Well, I'm gonna have a baby. 141 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:35,240 So... A princess for Dauntless must be found soon, 142 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,600 or I'll have to leave. 143 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,160 - Uh... - Oh, I know this is bad. 144 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,360 Your reputation will be ruined. 145 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,720 We'll both be run out of court. 146 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:49,080 Just say the word, Harry, and I'll... go away. 147 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,920 By myself. 148 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,720 - Forever. - No. 149 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,440 You'll stay here. 150 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:00,400 Why should we both suffer just because you had a moment of weakness? 151 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,600 Oh, Harry! 152 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,920 We're none of us perfect. 153 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,080 I'll leave today to find a princess for Dauntless. 154 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,960 Everything's gonna be all right. 155 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:15,000 ♪ It won't be long, it won't be long, it won't 156 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:20,760 ♪ Because it can't be long before our dreams come true 157 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,520 ♪ Because you know I don't belong 158 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,560 ♪ And furthermore I shan't belong 159 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:30,280 ♪ To anyone but you 160 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:35,520 ♪ In a little while, just a little while 161 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:39,520 ♪ You and I will be one, two, three, four 162 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:43,440 ♪ In a little while I will see your smile 163 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:46,480 ♪ On the face of my son-to-be 164 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:50,280 ♪ Forever hand in glove 165 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:54,200 ♪ Is the way I have it planned 166 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:57,920 ♪ But I'll only stay in love 167 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,640 ♪ If the glove contains your hand 168 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:08,320 ♪ In a velvet gown I'll be coming down the aisle 169 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:11,280 ♪ And it's bound to seem as though 170 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,800 ♪ The waiting's only been a little 171 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:19,280 ♪ In a little while 172 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,040 - Have you any idea how soon, my love? - November. 173 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,640 November. 174 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,600 ♪ My time is at a premium 175 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,920 ♪ For soon the world will see me a 176 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,680 ♪ Maternal bride-to-be 177 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,680 ♪ I know I mustn't worry, Harry 178 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,680 ♪ Still, I wish you'd hurry, Harry 179 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:43,400 ♪ Harry, marry me 180 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:49,720 ♪ In a little while Just a little while 181 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:53,840 ♪ You and I will be one, two, three, four 182 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:57,440 ♪ In a little while I will see your smile 183 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,880 ♪ On the face of my son-to-be 184 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,120 ♪ Forever hand in glove 185 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:08,400 ♪ Is the way I have it planned 186 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:12,200 ♪ But I'll only stay in love 187 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:16,200 ♪ If the glove contains your hand 188 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:21,640 ♪ I can see it all, down to every small detail 189 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,680 ♪ So I wish you'd look around 190 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,240 ♪ Until you found a castle in the neighborhood 191 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,560 ♪ For sale 192 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,000 Don't be afraid, Larken. I won't fail you. 193 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:39,480 I'll bring back a real princess who will be able to pass the queen's test. 194 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,360 - We'll be waiting for you. - We? 195 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,640 You know. 196 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:53,440 ♪ In a velvet gown I'll be coming down the aisle 197 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,760 ♪ And it's bound 198 00:11:55,840 --> 00:12:01,600 ♪ To seem as though the waiting's only been a little 199 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:07,880 ♪ In a little while ♪ 200 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,280 [knocking on door] 201 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,920 [queen] Yes? 202 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,560 Your Majesty. 203 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,440 - Your Highness. - Hello, Harry. 204 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,280 I have the honor to request a perilous labor. 205 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,000 I wish to search for a true princess of royal blood. 206 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,280 - One who will suit you both. - No. 207 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,120 - Mama! - No, no, no, no! 208 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,520 We've been through all eligible girls in neighboring kingdoms. 209 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,800 There are none left. 210 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,840 We'll have to wait for their little sisters to grow up, 211 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,640 - and that'll take years. - But, madam, 212 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,480 - I plan to head over the mountains. - The mountains? 213 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,720 - Across the badlands. - The badlands? 214 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,800 Into the marshland where the beautiful swamp lily grows. 215 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:58,160 The marsh... Are you out of your mind? 216 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,440 Mama, let Sir Harry try, please? 217 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,760 For me? 218 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,560 Pleassssse. 219 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,840 [baby talk] 220 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,840 All right. 221 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,680 - It's your sinus. - Thank you, Your Majesty. 222 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,360 - Good luck, Harry. - Dauntless. 223 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,520 Good luck. 224 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,240 [man] Sir Harry is back! 225 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,360 Sir Harry approaches! 226 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,720 Make haste. Lower the drawbridge. 227 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,000 Sir Harry is back with a new princess! 228 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,720 [grunting] 229 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,560 [coughing] 230 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,960 [panting] 231 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,720 Hah. Hah. [sighing] 232 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,760 Look, Mama, she's all wet. 233 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,720 Actually, I swam the moat. 234 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,520 I... Oh! Oh, goodness! 235 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,480 I'm so sorry, poor little fish. [kissing sounds] 236 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,400 But not to worry. 237 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,600 There's a nice draft here, 238 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,920 so if I just stand like this, I'll be dry in no time. 239 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,520 You swam the moat? 240 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,080 [laughing] I know. I was a little bit anxious. 241 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,440 But my friend, Sir Harry... Oh. 242 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,280 He must still be out there. 243 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,880 He told me there was an opening for a princess. 244 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,720 Any princess. So, here I am. 245 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,800 The early bird gets the worm, and all that, as they say. 246 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,080 [laughing] 247 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,320 So. 248 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,560 Who's the lucky chap? 249 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,840 - ♪ Hey, nonny, nonny, is it you? - ♪ Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny, no 250 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:32,480 - ♪ Hey, nonny, nonny, is it you? - ♪ Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny, no 251 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,840 ♪ Hey, nonny, nonny is it you or you, or you, or you, or... 252 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,200 ♪ Nonny, no, nee, nee, nee, nu, nee, nonny, no 253 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,560 No, no, no! 254 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,520 ♪ Someone's being bashful 255 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,400 ♪ That's no way to be 256 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,200 ♪ Not with me 257 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,520 ♪ Can't you see 258 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:58,080 ♪ That I am just as embarrassed as you 259 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:03,000 ♪ And I can understand your point of view? 260 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:07,360 ♪ I've always been shy 261 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,960 ♪ I confess it I'm shy 262 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,360 ♪ Can't you guess that this confident air is a mask that I wear 263 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,760 ♪ 'Cause I'm shy 264 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:21,080 ♪ And you may be sure 265 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,560 ♪ Way down deep I'm demure 266 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,640 ♪ Though some people I know might deny it 267 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,560 ♪ At bottom I'm quiet and pure 268 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,000 ♪ I'm aware that it's wrong 269 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,200 ♪ To be meek as I am 270 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,440 ♪ My chances may pass me by 271 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,200 ♪ I pretend to be strong 272 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,680 ♪ But as weak as I am 273 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,040 ♪ All I can do is try 274 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,240 ♪ God knows I try 275 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,680 ♪ Though I'm frightfully shy 276 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,680 ♪ And despite the impression I give 277 00:16:55,720 --> 00:17:00,400 ♪ I confess that I'm living a lie 278 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:04,360 ♪ Because I'm actually terribly timid 279 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:10,800 ♪ And horribly 280 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,400 ♪ Shy 281 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:19,520 ♪ Though a lady may be dripping with glamour 282 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,840 ♪ As often as not she will stumble and stammer 283 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,600 ♪ When suddenly confronted with romance 284 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,880 ♪ And she's likely to fall on her face 285 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,760 ♪ When she's finally face to face 286 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,680 ♪ With a pair of pants 287 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,440 - ♪ I'm going fishing for a mate - ♪ She's going fishing for a mate 288 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,760 - ♪ I'm gonna look in every brook - ♪ She's gonna look in every brook 289 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,520 ♪ But how much longer must I wait 290 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:53,040 - ♪ With bated breath and hook? - Whoa. 291 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:11,080 ♪ Ahhhh 292 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,720 Super duper! 293 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:59,120 ♪ And that is why 294 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,520 ♪ Though I'm painfully shy 295 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,360 ♪ I'm insane to know which sir You, sir? 296 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,840 - ♪ Not I, sir - ♪ Then who, sir? 297 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,040 ♪ Where, sir, and when, sir? 298 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,520 ♪ I couldn't be tenser 299 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,760 ♪ So let's get this done and get on with the fun 300 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:18,840 ♪ Man 301 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,960 - ♪ I am one man - ♪ The lady is one man 302 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:28,200 ♪ Shy ♪ 303 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,240 You swam the moat? 304 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:48,120 Your Majesty, do you ever say anything apart from "you swam the moat"? 305 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,240 Are you asking me to believe 306 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,560 that you are a genuine princess of the royal blood? 307 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:57,560 - Well, I... - And you have the nerve and the gall 308 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:01,040 and the presumption to apply for my son's hand in marriage? 309 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,560 - May I say something? - No. 310 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:07,240 Do you imagine for one moment that I would even consider you... 311 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,920 ...remotely suitable for any son of mine? 312 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:15,600 Well, you are laboring under a very unfortunate misapprehension, my dear. 313 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,720 My son is not going to marry any moat swimmer! 314 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:22,280 Not while I have a breath left in my body. 315 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,480 [sobbing] And I haven't been well. 316 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,440 I haven't been well at all. 317 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:30,440 [weeping] I get these shooting pains through here and here and here. 318 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:35,120 And here. And I have this strange nagging pain in my jaw. 319 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,760 Throbbing, throbbing. 320 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,920 - Constantly throbbing. - Throbbing. 321 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,000 This is a loony bin. 322 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,720 [ladies] Please don't go! 323 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,320 [Dauntless] No! Wait. Who are you? 324 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,320 Princess Winnifred the Woebegone. 325 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,400 Prince Dauntless the Drab. 326 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,960 Pleased to have met you. 327 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,960 No, please don't go. I like you. 328 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,680 - Everybody does. - [queen] Ha! 329 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,560 Well, almost everybody. 330 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,480 Dauntless, I'd like to stay, 331 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,960 but I really wouldn't want to come between you and your mother. 332 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,640 So I think I'll just cut my losses and head back to the swamp. 333 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,040 But... I really like you. 334 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,640 You do? 335 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,120 - Why? - You swam the moat. 336 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:34,040 I know! I can't believe I did that. That's really not me. 337 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,840 I'm actually rather shy! 338 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,040 - [splashing] - Oh! 339 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,800 - She's wonderful. - [queen] Hmm. 340 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,960 - I like her. - [Winnifred] Oh, it's cold! 341 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,520 I like her a lot. 342 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,880 [Winnifred] I don't need any help. Really. 343 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,840 - Brrr. - Can I marry her, Mama? 344 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,200 - Can I? - No. No, of course not. 345 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:01,320 When you marry, if you marry, you will marry a real princess. 346 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:04,880 [fanfare] 347 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,720 I have the honor to announce the arrival of her Royal Highness, 348 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,720 - the princess Winnifred. - You're late. She's been here and gone. 349 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,760 - Gone? - She's swimming back to her swamp. 350 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,480 And that, Sir Harry, is no princess. 351 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,360 Oh, but she is, Your Majesty. 352 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,360 I have her papers right here. 353 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,720 You see, Mama? She is a princess. 354 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,840 Go get her! 355 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,640 Her papers, Your Majesty. 356 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,880 - Anyone can have papers. - Give her a test, a test! 357 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Yes, Mama, at least a test. 358 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,400 [all] Please, just one test! 359 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,320 - Please. - Please, Your Majesty! 360 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,160 Enough. All right! 361 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:54,160 The wizard and I will make up a nice fair test 362 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,120 just as we always do, 363 00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:00,480 and I'll prove to you once and for all that that trout is not a princess. 364 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,040 She'll fail just like all the rest, 365 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:06,360 -fair and square. -[crowd murmuring] 366 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,400 [Winnifred] Fail what? 367 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,280 [Dauntless] Oh, nothing. 368 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,760 Oh, come. You need to get out of those wet clothes. 369 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,960 I'll show you to your room. 370 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,280 May I? 371 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:26,120 Dauntless, what was all that business about a test? 372 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,360 Oh. Every princess suing for my hand must pass a test 373 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,080 - to prove she's a real princess. - What kind of test? 374 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,200 Oh, it's always highly secret. 375 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,280 I'm not very good at tests. 376 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,160 Actually, I'm rather terrible at them. 377 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,560 Uh... do not worry. 378 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,440 - I have absolute faith in you. - You do? 379 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,840 So sweet. 380 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:57,640 Shouldn't you be able to marry anybody you want without a test? 381 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,400 Yes. Uh... 382 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,040 No. 383 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,000 Yes, but... my mama. 384 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,480 Yes, your mama. [groans] 385 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:14,000 Don't worry, because I'm just going to take that test, 386 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,320 and I'm going to pass it. 387 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,680 [woman] We brought towels, Your Highness. 388 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,320 - Ah, excellent. - [Winnifred] You are all so kind. 389 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,360 Oh, Dauntless. 390 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,760 It's bad luck to see too much of the bride before the wedding. 391 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,560 Oh! 392 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,840 Your Highness. 393 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,880 - I'll be just a minute. - Mm-hmm. 394 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,120 Your Highness, I've brought a dress... 395 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,960 Where is she? Where's the princess? 396 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,200 Here I am. Hello. 397 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,080 - You're Princess Winnifred? - In the flesh. 398 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,760 Well, almost. 399 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,520 [chuckles] 400 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,040 - And you are? - Oh, Lady Larken. 401 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,320 Lady Larken. Not the Lady Larken, Harry's Larken? 402 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,800 Well, you're almost as pretty as Harry... 403 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,240 You're almost as pretty as Harry! 404 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,560 [giggling] 405 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,360 Is this for me? 406 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,600 Yes. 407 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,080 I... hope the color's all right. 408 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,640 Well, where I come from we wear a lot of green. 409 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,560 Seaweed green, moss green, green green. 410 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,200 But I think I favor your choice very much. 411 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,600 Thanks a heap! 412 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:45,240 - I'll take this. - Oh, that old thing. Don't bother. 413 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,360 No bother. 414 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,040 - Harry! - Oh! 415 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,600 - Harry! Harry! - What? What? 416 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,280 - Harry! - What, my sweet? 417 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,720 - I met the new princess. - Yes? 418 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,280 She's the worst yet. She has no princess skills. 419 00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,840 She'll never pass the test. 420 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:03,440 But by law she is a princess. So if she be, then she will pass. 421 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:07,280 - No. The test is fixed. - I can't do anything about that. 422 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,120 Yes, you can. You can find out what the test is. 423 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,880 - But that would be cheating. - Harry, we are running out of time. 424 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,120 Do something, or I'll have to run away. 425 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,440 I can't cheat. I'm Sir Harry the Immaculate. 426 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,920 Oh. So your reputation is more important than me. 427 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,120 You're being emotional, darling. 428 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,600 If you thought with your head more often instead of your heart. 429 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,800 I wish I was as perfect as you 430 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,200 and thought laws were more important than love, but I don't. 431 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,360 So if you're not going to do anything about this, I will! 432 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,120 Larken! 433 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,240 Oh! 434 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,440 She's the worst one of all of them. 435 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,840 And Dauntless actually fancies her. Can you imagine? 436 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,920 Oh, it just breaks my heart 437 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,040 when I think of all the years and all the effort I've put in, 438 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,400 and now I have to give her a test. 439 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,280 Oh! What to give such a creature? 440 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,960 We must think of a test that looks fair and sounds fair 441 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,840 and seems fair and isn't fair. 442 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,840 What would she fail at more than anything else? 443 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,480 Sensitivity? 444 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,840 No. Something much more difficult than that. 445 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,760 I've got it. Sensitivity. 446 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,360 Sometimes my brilliance amazes even me. 447 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,880 All right, all right. Sensitivity. 448 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,400 But what, exactly? 449 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,920 - Table manners? - Ugh. 450 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,160 Sensitivity. 451 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,400 ♪ Sensitivity, sensitivity 452 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,920 ♪ I'm just loaded with that 453 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,640 ♪ In this one word is the epitome 454 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,800 ♪ Of the aristocrat 455 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,880 ♪ Sensitive soul and sensitive stomach 456 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,040 ♪ Sensitive hands and feet 457 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,680 ♪ This is the blessing 458 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,720 ♪ Also the curse of being the true elite 459 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,240 ♪ Common people don't know what 460 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,360 ♪ Exquisite agony is 461 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,080 ♪ Suffered by gentle people like me 462 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,920 ♪ Just get your hands off me 463 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:20,440 ♪ Think up a tricky test for that wretched moat-swimming princess 464 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,440 ♪ Madam, may I suggest? 465 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,400 - ♪ Maybe we ought to... - ♪ Don't take all night 466 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,400 ♪ I'm not well I need my rest 467 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:33,440 ♪ Not that I ever sleep on that lumpy mattress 468 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,640 ♪ Oh, God, my back 469 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,880 ♪ Sensitivity Bane of royalty 470 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,320 - ♪ That bed's a torture rack - Ooh. 471 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,520 ♪ Oh, I hate to sound grumpy 472 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,240 ♪ But my nerves are so jumpy 473 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,840 ♪ I am sure I could feel any lump 474 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:56,480 ♪ Even if it were under the mattress and small as a pea 475 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,320 That's the answer! Under the mattress! 476 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,840 ♪ We'll test her tonight 477 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,440 ♪ One tiny pea beneath one thick downy mattress 478 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,760 ♪ Oh, God, you're bright 479 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,760 ♪ Any genuine princess would feel it 480 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,320 ♪ If she doesn't, she's through 481 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,640 ♪ Get the tiniest pea and order one mattress 482 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,400 - ♪ No, make it two - Why not five? 483 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,400 ♪ Ten, I think, would be plenty 484 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,520 ♪ Better still make it 20 485 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,960 ♪ And to play it safe in the event 486 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,800 ♪ Even that's not enough to ensure that she sleeps 487 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,320 ♪ We'll give her a soothing sedative, won't we? 488 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,160 ♪ You can whip up a drink 489 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,320 - ♪ Something stunning. - Ah! 490 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,680 ♪ Oh, but you're devilish I love the way you think 491 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,480 ♪ She's insensitive So insensitive 492 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,320 ♪ She'll fall asleep, no doubt 493 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,640 ♪ God, but you're clever Brilliant, a genius 494 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,280 ♪ You are divine Get out ♪ 495 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,000 [wizard] Oh... 496 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,360 Ha-ha! 497 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,360 - You may come in now, sire. - Oh. 498 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,760 [gasping] Oh. 499 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,920 - How do I look? - Nice. 500 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,440 You look nicer. 501 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,680 And you're... You're good-looking too. 502 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,440 You're better-looking and nicer. 503 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,280 Well, um, you're a better swimmer. 504 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,320 [clearing throat] 505 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,040 Your Highness, the king has asked to meet the young lady. 506 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,360 Dauntless, is your father anything like your mother? 507 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,600 - Because if he is... - Oh, no, my father is silent. 508 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,680 Oh. Oh, then I'd love to meet him. 509 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,720 [Dauntless] Papa, this is Princess Winnifred. 510 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,800 The king welcomes you. 511 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:02,040 Thank you. [shouting] Thanks very much! 512 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,920 - Thanks! - He's not deaf. 513 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Oh, I'm so sorry. 514 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,520 Oh. 515 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,560 My father never touches his crown to his heart 516 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,840 unless he really means it. 517 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,800 Alas, madam, the king is mute, 518 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,080 or he would speak for himself. 519 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,360 He's still under a curse cast by a witch long ago, 520 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,040 - before the prince was born. - A curse?! 521 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,120 The curse says King Sextimus will never talk 522 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,920 until the mouse devours the hawk. 523 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,440 The mouse devours the hawk? 524 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,200 Well, couldn't you just get a big mouse 525 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,600 and a little hawk... 526 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,120 We tried that, but the mouse ran away, and the hawk bit Daddy. 527 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,240 - No, no, no! - Oh, it's all right. 528 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,240 I don't need to see it. 529 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,960 Well, it certainly has been a pleasure meeting Your Majesty. 530 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,000 I've already had the pleasure of meeting Her Majesty. 531 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,120 Goodbye, Your Highness. 532 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,880 - Princess. - Goodbye. 533 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,760 Very nice meeting you. 534 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,720 Well, Dauntless, I certainly do like almost both of your parents. 535 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,040 Well, we want you to be happy here. 536 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:25,280 And, uh, I hope the room suits you. 537 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,960 Are you joking? It's brilliant. 538 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,000 Well, I'm not sure what you're used to in your castle. 539 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,880 - Mold. - [Dauntless laughs] 540 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,200 No, really. It's just so dry here. 541 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,240 Where I come from, we don't have a lot of dry land. 542 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,640 Of course, the poorer people do. 543 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:45,800 But the nobility live right in the swamp along with their servants and pets. 544 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,280 - You have pets? - Lots. 545 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,960 - Dogs? - Frogs. 546 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,280 Oh. Oh, well, tell us about it. 547 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,280 - [ladies] Yes! - I don't like to brag. 548 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,760 No, please. 549 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,200 Oh, no... 550 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,400 [gasps] 551 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:03,040 ♪ I come from the land of the foggy, foggy dew 552 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,040 [vocalizing] 553 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:13,400 ♪ Where walking through the meadow in the morning 554 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:17,360 ♪ Is like walking through glue 555 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,760 [ladies-in-waiting vocalizing] 556 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,240 ♪ The swamps of home 557 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:31,640 ♪ Are brushed with green and gold 558 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,840 ♪ At break of day 559 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:40,760 [ladies] ♪ At break of day 560 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,040 ♪ The swamps of home 561 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:48,080 ♪ Are lovely to behold 562 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,880 ♪ From far away 563 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,880 [ladies] ♪ From far away 564 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:03,200 ♪ In my soul is the beauty of a bog 565 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,920 ♪ In my memory the magic of the mud 566 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,160 ♪ Mud 567 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:11,600 ♪ I know that blood is thicker than water 568 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,000 ♪ But the swamps of home 569 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,920 ♪ Are thicker than blood 570 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,760 ♪ Blood 571 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,800 ♪ Where e'er I roam 572 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:28,280 ♪ My heart grows dank and cold 573 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,760 ♪ My face grows gray 574 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,720 ♪ When shadows fall 575 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,400 ♪ And I hear the call 576 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,560 Winnifred, get in here before you get eaten by a dragon! 577 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:49,040 ♪ Of the swamps of home 578 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,120 ♪ I hear it calling me now 579 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,200 - ♪ Calling me back - [thunderclap] 580 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,800 ♪ Calling me Winnifred, Winnifred, Winnifred 581 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,920 ♪ Who do you think you are, girl of the swamp 582 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,480 ♪ You've gone too far 583 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:04,800 ♪ Maid of the marshland give up the struggle 584 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,600 ♪ Listen to the voice of the swamp 585 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,440 ♪ Gluggle, uggle, uggle 586 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,960 - [frog croaking] - ♪ Gluggle, uggle, uggle 587 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,400 ♪ Where e'er I roam 588 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,000 ♪ The whips of fate may smart 589 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,640 ♪ But deep down in my heart 590 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,400 - ♪ Ooooh - ♪ One thought will abide 591 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:35,280 - ♪ And will n'er be forgotten - ♪ Aaaah 592 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,000 ♪ Though I searched far and wide 593 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,200 ♪ There is no land as rotten 594 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:46,000 [ladies] ♪ Rotten, rotten, rotten, rotten, rotten, rotten, rotten 595 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,200 ♪ As the swamps of home 596 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,360 [ladies] ♪ Ahhhhh ♪ 597 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,080 ♪ The swamps of 598 00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:02,720 [all] ♪ Home ♪ 599 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,560 - [Dauntless gasps] - [Winnifred giggles] 600 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,680 - That was wonderful. - It was nothing. 601 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,000 - Do you want a go? - No. I'm not very good. 602 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,600 Oh, come on. It's easy. I'll show you. Come on. 603 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,720 All you've got to do is... Ball, please! 604 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:25,480 Hold steady and... Oh, relax. 605 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,040 Relax. 606 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,280 And... let go. 607 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,360 No, no, not... [laughing] 608 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,480 - No. Let go! - [Dauntless] Whoa! 609 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,720 [Winnifred] Oh! 610 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,680 - [Dauntless] Whoa! - Oooh! 611 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:40,840 [queen] Whoo! 612 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,880 - Oh, no. - Oh, gosh. 613 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,600 Oh, it's you and, uh... 614 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,080 Winnifred. 615 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,520 - Yes. - We were playing croquet, Mama. 616 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,840 - Winnifred is really good. - Mm-hmm. 617 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,520 What's the commotion about? 618 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,760 I've decided to throw a party tonight in honor of the... 619 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,520 - Winnifred. - Yes. 620 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,200 I want your visit to be so very special. 621 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,920 I've got the evening planned. Dinner, dancing... 622 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,400 - You do like dancing? - Oh, of course. 623 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,880 Wonderful. 624 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:14,360 We're going to do that fabulous new dance that's all the rage in Venice. 625 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,120 Oh, the Saracen Brawl! 626 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,200 Heavens no, that's so passé. 627 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,960 I'm talking about the Spanish Panic. 628 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,640 You are familiar with the Spanish Panic? 629 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,440 Familiar? 630 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,200 Oh, God! 631 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,480 It's only my favorite dance. Brilliant. 632 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,800 Good. 633 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,120 - Well, darling, and, um... - Winnifred. 634 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,800 Winnifred, yes. 635 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,360 I have so much to do, so go away. 636 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,720 - Now. - Oh, go, go, go. Go. 637 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,560 So, what do you think of my plan? 638 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,320 I'm not sure that I follow. 639 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,000 Am I the only one around here with any brains? My plan. 640 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,920 My plan to exhaust Her Lowness. 641 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,600 But how? 642 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,840 The Spanish Panic! 643 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:09,000 Only the most complicated, exhausting dance in the entire world. 644 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:12,160 By the time the party is over, she'll be so worn out 645 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,160 she'll sleep like a slug. [chuckles] 646 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:18,880 So much for the pretend princess and the pea. 647 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,120 You look... nice. 648 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,440 [chuckling] You look nicer. 649 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:41,440 Dauntless, it's magical. It's like a fantasy. 650 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,600 - You think so? - Oh, yes. 651 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,880 I think so too, Winnifred. 652 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,240 [drumroll] 653 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,440 - [cymbals crash] - [wizard] Ladies and gentlemen, 654 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:58,560 put your hands together for Her Royal Highness... maybe... 655 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,640 ...the princess Winnifred of Ikonkill. 656 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,600 [applause] 657 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,960 - [Winnifred giggles] - What are you... 658 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,400 Whoo! 659 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,080 - [crowd laughs] - [Winnifred] Come on, Dauntless! 660 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,640 - [Dauntless] Yow! - [crowd laughs] 661 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:24,920 [queen] All right, enough of that. 662 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,520 What say we get back to dancing. 663 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:31,200 Prince Dauntless and Princess What's-Her-Name 664 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:35,760 will now lead us in the Spanish Panic. 665 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,040 [applause] 666 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,080 - Hit it! - [flamenco] 667 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,880 [woman groans] 668 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,680 [man straining] 669 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,840 - Faster. - [tempo increases] 670 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,040 - Faster! - [tempo increases] 671 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,760 - Pick it up. - [tempo increases] 672 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,680 Yah! 673 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,040 - Aren't you exhausted? - No! 674 00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,720 - Let's do it again. Come on! - [crowd groaning] 675 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,120 Come on. Come on, Dauntless. 676 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,120 Did I pass the test? 677 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,920 - What are you talking about? - The dance. 678 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,240 - Wasn't that the test? - No. 679 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,080 That was merely a waste of time. 680 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,040 She's tough. 681 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,720 You have no idea. 682 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,240 Well, if the Spanish Panic wasn't the test, what could it be? 683 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,720 Oh, anything. History. Science. 684 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,160 - Oh! - Math. 685 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,960 Oh. 686 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,480 I'm going to be single for the rest of my life. 687 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:50,000 Oh, but, it could be a test of strength and endurance. 688 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,800 - Really? - Sure. 689 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,080 Mama asked princess number six... Or was it number seven? 690 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,360 Asked her to do what? 691 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,000 To lift this weight. 692 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,080 - [grunting] - Oh. 693 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,960 - Wow. - Oh! 694 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,240 She couldn't do it. 695 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,480 I can't even do it. 696 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,320 Dauntless, do you want me to pass this test? 697 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,880 Then I'll pass. 698 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,120 OK. 699 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,720 Um... 700 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,720 - Stand back. - All right. 701 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,360 Hah. 702 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,520 Oh! 703 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,680 [grunting] 704 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,320 - [Dauntless] Wow! - Ahhh! 705 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,520 I did it. 706 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,680 Winnifred... 707 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:09,080 - I think you're wonderful. - Oh! Oh! 708 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,840 Winnifred's so formal. Call me by my nickname. 709 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,240 - Winnie. - Fred. 710 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,920 Fred. What a beautiful name. 711 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,040 So strong. 712 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,440 So true. So... you. 713 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,760 ♪ I like you, Fred 714 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,280 ♪ I like you 715 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,960 ♪ You're just saying those words to be kind 716 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,320 ♪ No, I mean it 717 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,360 ♪ I like 718 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:40,520 ♪ I mean, I love you, Fred 719 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,800 ♪ He is out of his medieval mind 720 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,280 ♪ I'm perfectly sane and sound 721 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,200 ♪ I've never felt better in my life 722 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:55,720 ♪ Everybody, everybody, everybody come 723 00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:01,640 ♪ And meet my insipient wife 724 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,960 [excited chattering] 725 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,360 ♪ I'm in love with a girl named Fred My reasons must be clear 726 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:17,240 ♪ When she shows you all how strong she is you'll stand right up and cheer 727 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:21,200 ♪ With an F and an R and an E and a D and a F-R-E-D, Fred 728 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,160 ♪ I'm in love with a girl named Fred 729 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,720 ♪ She drinks just like a lord 730 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:29,000 ♪ So come sing a merry drinking song and let the wine be poured 731 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,840 [chorus] ♪ Fill the bowl to overflowing Raise the goblet high 732 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,680 ♪ An F and an R and an E and a D and a F-R-E-D, Fred 733 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,120 ♪ I'm in love with a girl named Fred She sings just like a bird 734 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:44,240 ♪ You'll be left completely speechless when her gentle voice is heard 735 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:48,000 [sings operatic aria] 736 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,840 [chorus] ♪ Fill the bowl to overflowing Raise the goblet high 737 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:55,320 ♪ With an F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D, Fred 738 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,480 ♪ I'm in love with a girl named Fred 739 00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,160 ♪ She wrestles like a Greek 740 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:03,880 ♪ You will clap your hands and wonder at her fabulous technique 741 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,560 [Dauntless growling] 742 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,120 - [groaning] - [sings operatic aria] 743 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:14,560 [chorus] ♪ Fill the bowl to overflowing Raise the goblet high 744 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,560 ♪ With an F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D, Fred 745 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,960 ♪ I'm in love with a girl named Fred who dances with such grace 746 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,960 ♪ You are bound to sing her praises till you're purple in the face 747 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,240 ♪ Bravo, bravo, bellisimo 748 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,560 ♪ Bravo, bellisimo 749 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,840 [sings operatic aria, laughs] 750 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,880 ♪ Fill the bowl to overflowing Raise the goblet high 751 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,280 ♪ With an F and an R and an E and a D and a F-R-E-D, Fred 752 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,480 - Wah! - Whoa. 753 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:54,000 - ♪ I'm in love with a girl - ♪ He's in love with a girl 754 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,920 - ♪ He's in love with a girl - ♪ I'm in love with a girl 755 00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,440 ♪ Named F-R-E-D 756 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,920 [Winnifred] Yippee! 757 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,080 ♪ Fred ♪ 758 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:10,720 - Ahhh! - [crowd] Oh! 759 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,640 [cheering] 760 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,760 - [Dauntless sighs] - [Winnifred laughs] 761 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,240 This can't be right. 762 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,360 - [lady] Ow! - [lady 2] What is going on? 763 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,640 [ladies whispering] 764 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,360 What is going on here? 765 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,720 [all] Your Majesty! 766 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:09,240 Take these mattresses to the bedroom in the far, far tower of the castle. 767 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:13,160 Princess Swampland must sleep like the dead tonight. 768 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:16,880 - By dawn she'll be history. - Dawn? Then when's the test? 769 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,080 [queen] What? 770 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,760 - [gasps] - Who said that? 771 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,480 - Lady Larken? - Hmm. 772 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,320 [crowd murmuring] 773 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,800 What are you doing? Where are you going? 774 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,360 - Nowhere. - Not so fast. 775 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:36,320 I think it's best you spend tonight in the dungeon, Lady Larken. 776 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,520 - The dungeon? - Off with her. 777 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,000 [attendants gasps] 778 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:44,480 Oh, and, Larken, if I were you, I'd go easy on the kumquat cupcakes. 779 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,880 [gasps] 780 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,840 Who knows to whom that lark might have sung 781 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,200 about my nefarious proceedings. 782 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,840 - What? - [sighs] 783 00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,360 She might have told someone the test is tonight. 784 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,960 But, Your Majesty, I have word that Princess Winnifred is studying. 785 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,240 Studying? [laughs] Oh, brilliant! 786 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,720 That'll wear her out even faster. 787 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,480 - [door closes] - You're not giving up, are you? 788 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,800 Me? Give up? 789 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,520 Absolutely not. 790 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,400 No, just taking a breather. 791 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,120 - What's next? - Math. 792 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:23,800 Come on. 793 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,120 Let's just try one. OK. 794 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,960 How much is three times 17? 795 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,560 OK. Three times 17. 796 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,840 Three times seven we know is 21, 797 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,440 so you put down your two and carry the one, 798 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,280 Three ones are three, plus the one that you carried is four. 799 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,520 - Twenty-four. - Oh. 800 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:51,600 Mm. That's not what the book says. Oh! Maybe if you add up three 17s. 801 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,000 Okeydokey. 802 00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,080 All right, so... Seven, 14, 21... 803 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,880 ...22, 23, 24. 804 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,200 Yep. Same answer. 805 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:07,440 Ha! The book must be wrong. 806 00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:08,800 Yeah. 807 00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,800 [laughing] 808 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,440 Ohhhh! 809 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,040 - What's next? - History. You want to go on? 810 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,840 - With you, all night. - OK. 811 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,200 - Yeah. - [giggling] 812 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,200 - But what about sleep? - Sleep? 813 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:27,200 - Tomorrow is a big day. - Oh, yes. 814 00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,880 You're right. [yawning] 815 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,400 It's getting late. I should go to bed. 816 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,200 - Oh! Whoa. - [gasping] 817 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:37,800 Oh. 818 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,280 I'm positive you're gonna pass Mama's test tomorrow, Fred. 819 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,280 I'm... Well, I'm pretty sure. 820 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,800 And if you don't... 821 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,720 ...I'll understand. 822 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,920 Good night, Fred. 823 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,360 Good night, Dauntless. 824 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,520 "And so, 825 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,720 the young prince Waldaire, 826 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:26,120 having slain the dragon Fatna with the sword Minning, 827 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:30,200 rescued the princess Frigga and together they mounted his horse Trigger." 828 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,760 Oh. Prince Waldaire, dragon Fatna, 829 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,280 Princess Frigga, horse Trigger. 830 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,400 Yep. 831 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:40,000 "And they rode to the castle Vundabar, 832 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:44,280 where they were married and lived happily ever after." 833 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,440 Well, I'm glad. 834 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:55,520 ♪ They all lived happily, happily, happily ever after 835 00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:01,960 ♪ The couple is happily leaving the chapel eternally tied 836 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:07,800 ♪ As the curtain descends there is nothing but loving and laughter 837 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:14,360 ♪ When the fairy tale ends the heroine's always a bride 838 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,480 ♪ Ella the girl of the cinders 839 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,800 ♪ Did the wash and the walls and the windows 840 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:29,280 ♪ But she landed a prince who was brawny and blue-eyed and blond 841 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,360 ♪ Still I honestly doubt that 842 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:39,080 ♪ She could ever have done it without that crazy lady 843 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,160 ♪ With the wand Cinderella had outside help. 844 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,320 ♪ I have no one but me 845 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:50,000 ♪ Fairy godmother, godmother, godmother, where can you be? 846 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,160 I haven't got a fairy godmother. I haven't even got a godmother. 847 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,680 I've got a mother. A plain, ordinary woman. 848 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,080 Who's completely barking, bless her. 849 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,520 ♪ Snow White was so pretty they tell us 850 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,680 ♪ That the queen was insulted and jealous 851 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:13,000 ♪ When the mirror declared that Snow White was the fairest of all 852 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,160 ♪ She was dumped on the border 853 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,160 ♪ But was saved by some men who adored her 854 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,360 ♪ Oh, I grant you 855 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,360 ♪ They were small 856 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,720 But there were seven of them. Practically a regiment. 857 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,200 ♪ I'm alone in the night by myself 858 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:36,080 ♪ Not a dwarf, not an elf, not a goblin in sight 859 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:41,240 That girl had seven determined little men 860 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,000 working for her day and night. 861 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,120 Oh, sure, the queen gave her a poisoned apple. 862 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,760 But even so... 863 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:53,240 ♪ She lived happily, happily, happily ever after 864 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:59,720 ♪ A magical kiss counteracted the apple eventually 865 00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:04,720 ♪ Though I know I'm not clever I'll do what they tell me I have to 866 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:09,320 ♪ I want some happily ever after to happen to me 867 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,520 ♪ Rapunzel had platinum tresses 868 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,320 ♪ That were double the length of her dresses 869 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:20,560 ♪ She was kept in a tower for years by a wicked old witch 870 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,800 ♪ Till one night in despair down 871 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,560 ♪ She scrambled by letting her hair down 872 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:31,720 ♪ That's what I call quite a switch 873 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:35,080 I wonder. No, it would never hold. It would bloody hurt. 874 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,680 ♪ I'd be finished before I'd begin 875 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:43,120 ♪ And besides, I don't want to get out I want to get in 876 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:48,720 ♪ I want to live happily, happily, happily ever after 877 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:54,920 ♪ I want to walk happily out of the chapel eternally tied 878 00:55:54,960 --> 00:56:00,360 ♪ For I know that I'll never live happily ever after 879 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,040 ♪ Till after 880 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:08,040 ♪ I'm a bride 881 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:11,520 ♪ And then I'll be happily happy 882 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,200 ♪ Yes, happily happy 883 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:21,600 ♪ And thoroughly satisfied 884 00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:23,920 ♪ Satisfied 885 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:30,720 ♪ Satisfied ♪ 886 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:36,240 Ahhh! 887 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,520 Oooh! Oh, God. Oh. 888 00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,840 That's not the kitchen. 889 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,360 I must have made a wrong turn at the Inquisition Room. 890 00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:00,400 [wailing] 891 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:04,160 - Lady Larken! What's wrong? - [sobbing] 892 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,440 - Nothing. - Oh, I gathered that 893 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,880 from the bars on your cell and your crying. 894 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,440 The queen had me locked up. 895 00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,320 - Oh. - [sobbing] 896 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,360 You know, I'm really not liking her. 897 00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:21,720 Why did the queen lock you up? 898 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:26,000 Well, I was leaving the castle when I overheard her saying something about... 899 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,920 - You were leaving? - Yeah. Harry and I had a fight. 900 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,200 I was running away. 901 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,680 Oh, look, take this. 902 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,600 [sobbing] 903 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,080 Excuse me for being a nosy parker, 904 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,920 but where I come from, you never run from a fight. 905 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,480 Besides, Harry just loves the stuffing out of you. 906 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:49,480 - He does? - Oh, absolutely. 907 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,520 When we were coming here from my swamp, 908 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,720 I got quite sick of hearing about how perfect you are. 909 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:58,080 - [sobbing] - Oh, dear. There, there. 910 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,160 Um. Oh...! 911 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,760 Are you, um...? Is it a...? 912 00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,000 Are we talking about a...? 913 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:14,480 Oh, princess, there's something I have to tell you about the queen's test. 914 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,880 Oh, quick, get back inside. 915 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,920 [wizard] The queen requests Her Highness sleep 916 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,720 in the royal chamber in the tower tonight. 917 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,440 That's all right. I'm comfortable where I am. 918 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,880 It wasn't that kind of request. 919 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,320 Gosh. 920 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,320 She is quite the royal control freak, isn't she? 921 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,880 Sorry, Larken. 922 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,840 What was that about the test? 923 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,320 Nothing. It can wait. 924 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:18,880 Hi, Harry. 925 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:22,120 - Have you seen my father? - No, Your Highness. 926 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:25,080 - Everything all right? - Hmm? 927 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,840 Y-yes, Your Highness. 928 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,440 Good. 929 00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,000 Isn't Winnifred the greatest? 930 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,880 Yes, she is. 931 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:37,600 Now I understand how you feel about Lady Larken. 932 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:46,720 Papa? 933 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,400 Papa? 934 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,400 Oh! There you are. 935 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:56,720 I've been looking for you. No, thank you. I'm not hungry. 936 00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,400 Papa, I need your help. 937 01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:05,240 The thing of it is, if Winnifred passes the test, then... 938 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:10,400 Right. When Winnifred passes the test, then we can get married. 939 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,720 That means tomorrow will be our wedding day. 940 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,360 If tomorrow is our wedding day, that means tomorrow night... 941 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,360 It's time we had that talk. 942 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:25,240 That man-to-man talk. 943 01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,240 Oh. 944 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,520 Is it that complicated? 945 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,160 One question. 946 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,080 Oh, Winnifred. 947 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:43,120 And I. 948 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,760 Winnifred and I. 949 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,880 Love. Do I love Winnifred? 950 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,240 Oh, Papa. 951 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,680 I love her so very much. 952 01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,280 Oh. 953 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,640 Stop. 954 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:03,960 Look. Listen. 955 01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:07,840 Me. 956 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,640 Uh... prince. 957 01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,200 Little prince. 958 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:15,600 Boy. 959 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,240 Flower. 960 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:20,800 ♪ Girl 961 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,760 Flower. Boy flower, girl flower. 962 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,800 ♪ Oh, tell me more 963 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:32,400 ♪ I want to know about what getting married is for 964 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:39,640 Seed. 965 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,320 Falls. 966 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,680 From girl flower. 967 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:48,000 ♪ And by and by 968 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,080 ♪ Baby flower 969 01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,960 ♪ Grows Ah, but why? 970 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,720 ♪ Oh, tell me why 971 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,360 ♪ Oh, Father 972 01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,960 ♪ Tell me, tell me, Father Don't be shy 973 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,600 Bee. 974 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,200 On... boy flower! 975 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,560 Boy flower dust. 976 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,040 Gets on bee. 977 01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,200 Bee flies to girl flower. 978 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,240 Dust touches girl flower. 979 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:22,800 Oh! I see! 980 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,880 ♪ No, I don't see 981 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,160 ♪ It's very interesting 982 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,640 ♪ But still not clear to me 983 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:34,680 Oh. 984 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:43,320 Carry. 985 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:48,080 Sounds like carry. Oh. Berry, very, Larry, scary... Marry! 986 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,080 Man and woman get married. 987 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,080 Love each other, and then? 988 01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,240 Knight. 989 01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:00,800 One night. 990 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,880 ♪ Yes, yes, one night 991 01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,960 ♪ It's very interesting 992 01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:10,040 ♪ What happens in the night? 993 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:13,760 ♪ What happens? What happens? 994 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:16,240 ♪ Oh, tell me, Father, please 995 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,800 ♪ Shall I go and pick some flowers? 996 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:22,880 ♪ Shall I go and catch some bees? 997 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,640 Princess Winnifred. 998 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,120 And I. 999 01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,000 Yeah, will get married. 1000 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,000 And then? 1001 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:38,200 One night. 1002 01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:40,440 And then... 1003 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,600 One night! What? 1004 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,280 Oh! Stork! 1005 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,480 Ha-ha! 1006 01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:05,680 And then the stork will come and bring us the baby. 1007 01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:07,600 Oh, Papa! 1008 01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,640 I know all about the stork. 1009 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,360 Mama told me about that years ago. 1010 01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:15,480 [gasps] No! 1011 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,120 Wait a minute. 1012 01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:19,920 ♪ Flower, seed Man, woman 1013 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,160 ♪ Bee, baby, small 1014 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,800 ♪ It isn't the stork It isn't the stork 1015 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,480 ♪ It isn't the stork at all 1016 01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:30,000 ♪ Oh, life is grand 1017 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:32,240 ♪ It's very interesting 1018 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,560 ♪ I think I understand 1019 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:37,280 ♪ I think, I think I know 1020 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:41,200 ♪ It's very interesting 1021 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:46,720 ♪ Thank you, Father 1022 01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,560 ♪ And, Father 1023 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:54,080 ♪ I love you 1024 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:59,400 ♪ So ♪ 1025 01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:14,640 - Harry. - Larken. 1026 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,200 - You're right. - I know about the queen's test. 1027 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,720 - I don't care. - What? 1028 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,760 You're right. I put the law above love. 1029 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:24,280 There is nothing, nothing as important as what I feel for you. 1030 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,640 If we have to run, then we will, together. 1031 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:29,760 No, no, Harry, we can't. We must never run from a fight. 1032 01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,960 All right, then, we will not run. 1033 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,720 Does this mean you'll help Winnifred pass the test? 1034 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:37,400 Yes, my sweet. I will cheat. 1035 01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,200 Oh, Harry. 1036 01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,400 Oh, and soon we will have our life. 1037 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:45,760 We'll be married, have a honeymoon, buy our castle. 1038 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,960 Have a honeymoon? Where? 1039 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:50,400 I know the perfect place. 1040 01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:56,160 ♪ Normandy is fine and fair 1041 01:05:56,240 --> 01:06:01,120 ♪ So Normandy is where we'll go 1042 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:06,680 ♪ I can show you a beach where the peach blossom blows 1043 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:09,640 ♪ And I know how to reach 1044 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:15,120 ♪ A man who knows a man who knows a cozy inn 1045 01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,800 ♪ A friendly place 1046 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:22,200 ♪ With rows of windows facing the sea 1047 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,920 ♪ This time of year 1048 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:30,240 ♪ The air I hear is rare and clear and warm 1049 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:35,040 ♪ In Normandy 1050 01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:40,360 ♪ I know a meadow covered with mustard flowers 1051 01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:43,760 ♪ Golden as the sun 1052 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:49,720 ♪ Where a wondrous thing can happen when an April day is done 1053 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,560 ♪ There's a moment after the sunset 1054 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,480 ♪ When the sky is suddenly green 1055 01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:59,160 ♪ And the world stands hushed and waiting 1056 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,880 ♪ For the first white stars to convene 1057 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,800 ♪ When we see that emerald sky 1058 01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:07,560 ♪ We'll know the reason why 1059 01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:13,160 ♪ There's not another place we'd rather be 1060 01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:23,400 ♪ Don't be afraid, my darling 1061 01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:27,160 ♪ Sigh no more for I adore you 1062 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:30,440 ♪ I'll fly with you 1063 01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:33,080 ♪ I'll try those wings 1064 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:38,840 ♪ Come swift for we have things to do 1065 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,640 ♪ Is there truly a beach 1066 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,560 ♪ Where the peach blossom blows? 1067 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:48,040 ♪ Are you sure you can reach 1068 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:51,920 ♪ A man who knows a man who knows a cozy inn? 1069 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,760 [Harry] ♪ There's jessamine and 1070 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:57,200 - ♪ A friendly place with - ♪ White lilac lace and 1071 01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:03,120 ♪ Rows of windows facing the sea 1072 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:05,840 ♪ This time of year 1073 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:09,360 ♪ The air I hear is rare and clear and warm 1074 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,560 - [Harry] ♪ Don't be afraid - ♪ It's warm 1075 01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:14,400 ♪ Heaven was made 1076 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:20,400 ♪ In Normandy ♪ 1077 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,080 Well? 1078 01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,520 Do you have it? 1079 01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,320 Show it to me. 1080 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,920 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 1081 01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:44,560 Yes, yes, yes! 1082 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:46,400 Oh, wonderful! 1083 01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:49,440 The tiniest pea in the kingdom. 1084 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:53,840 Under 20 goose down mattresses. Divine. 1085 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:57,000 She'll never feel it. She'll sleep like a bear. 1086 01:08:57,080 --> 01:09:00,400 - And when she sleeps, she fails. - [cackling] 1087 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:01,840 [echoing] 1088 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:06,120 Who says I don't play fair? 1089 01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:16,920 Hi. 1090 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,080 - Harry! - Jester! 1091 01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,520 [both] Have you seen the queen? No. You first. 1092 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:22,960 Hah! 1093 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,960 - The king is determined to help. - With the test! 1094 01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:27,360 - Yes. - Us too! 1095 01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:29,800 - [gasping] You mean...? - That's right. 1096 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,960 - I will cheat. - Woo-hoo! 1097 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:35,600 Now, all we have to do is figure out what the test might be. 1098 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:37,880 Hmm. 1099 01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:50,200 [queen] ♪ One little pea 1100 01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:54,120 ♪ One little green pea can do it for me 1101 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,800 ♪ One little pea 1102 01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:00,240 ♪ And I'll have it all permanently 1103 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:02,600 ♪ One little pea 1104 01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:05,800 ♪ One little green pea and my future will be 1105 01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:08,360 ♪ My kingdom, my castle 1106 01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:11,320 ♪ My crown, my baby 1107 01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,840 ♪ And me 1108 01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,360 Oh. 1109 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:19,080 ♪ There will never be 1110 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:22,360 ♪ Another like 1111 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:26,200 ♪ That baby of mine 1112 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:33,080 ♪ No other loves his mother like 1113 01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:37,400 ♪ That baby of mine 1114 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:44,080 ♪ No one is more disarming 1115 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:49,600 ♪ Than my Prince Charming can be 1116 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:53,720 ♪ My life is perfect 1117 01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:57,600 ♪ Pending his happy ending 1118 01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:01,840 ♪ With me 1119 01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:06,080 ♪ He's all I hoped for 1120 01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:08,200 ♪ All I dreamed 1121 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,920 ♪ That baby of mine 1122 01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:17,920 ♪ He'll always be my funny 1123 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,760 ♪ Valentine 1124 01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,760 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa 1125 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:28,560 ♪ And now as sure as I am queen 1126 01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:31,080 ♪ Miss What's-Her-Face 1127 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:36,800 ♪ Can't come between 1128 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,240 ♪ Me, my kingdom 1129 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:41,920 ♪ My castle, my crown 1130 01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:44,960 ♪ And that big baby 1131 01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:50,600 ♪ Of mine 1132 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:18,280 ♪ Now I'll be happily happy 1133 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:21,120 ♪ Yes, happily happy 1134 01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:25,800 ♪ And thoroughly 1135 01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:31,840 ♪ Satisfied ♪ 1136 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:49,320 [yawning] Excuse me. 1137 01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:51,240 Am I ready for bed. 1138 01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,800 Oh. And am I ready for you. 1139 01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:56,720 Come along. You must be sure to get a good night's rest 1140 01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:59,120 so you'll be fresh early tomorrow morning. 1141 01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:01,360 The potion. 1142 01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:05,160 Ah. A little extract of opium and warm milk 1143 01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,440 before going to bed, I always say. 1144 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,680 - No, thank you. - Drink it down. Oh, yes. 1145 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:11,960 Yummy, yummy, yummy. Good for the tummy. 1146 01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:16,720 And just to make sure that you have no trouble drifting off, 1147 01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:19,160 I've prepared a very special treat. 1148 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,840 Bring on the nightingale of Samarkand. 1149 01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:27,080 Well, who has the nightingale of Samarkand? 1150 01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:28,960 - Do you? - I don't know. 1151 01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:31,920 Do I have to do everything myself around here? 1152 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,400 [lady] Oh, excuse me. 1153 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:37,040 [yawning] I'll just wait for you to find it... 1154 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,120 [door closing] 1155 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,160 - [door opening] - Huh? 1156 01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,840 [queen] All right, birdie, sing. 1157 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:53,800 And let's have a nice, soft lullaby. 1158 01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:56,240 [harp playing] 1159 01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:59,600 - ♪ Ka ka ka ka ka ka ka - [yawning] 1160 01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:03,240 - ♪ Ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka - Oh, my dear. 1161 01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:06,160 - [singing continues] - There. Yes. 1162 01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:08,200 There we go. Come on, now. 1163 01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:10,440 Scoot right around. 1164 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:14,280 Nice soft, downy mattresses just waiting for you. 1165 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:15,680 Lovely, lovely. 1166 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:17,960 [queen] Upsy-daisy. If you just get... 1167 01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:20,240 Oh, oh! 1168 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:21,720 [queen grunting] 1169 01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:23,720 [singing continues] 1170 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,960 [snoring] 1171 01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,240 - Ah! - Oooh! Oooh! 1172 01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:33,440 There you go, my dear. Sleep. Go to sleep. 1173 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:38,240 [queen] Sleep until I never have to see you again. 1174 01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,200 Goodbye, Winnie poo. 1175 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:44,080 [singing continues] 1176 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:04,720 [Winnifred] Shut your beak! Please! 1177 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,320 No, no, no! 1178 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:09,080 [trilling, clicking tongue] 1179 01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:11,800 [Winnifred sighs] Thank you. 1180 01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,320 Oh. Ah. 1181 01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:22,080 Ugh. 1182 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:43,720 [sobbing] I can't sleep. 1183 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:46,000 Oh. I need a drink of water now. 1184 01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:48,240 Oh. Whoa! 1185 01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:49,920 Oh! 1186 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,880 [grunting] 1187 01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:04,120 Oh! 1188 01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:06,400 [gasping] 1189 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:09,040 Oh. Oh. 1190 01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,400 [whimpering] 1191 01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:18,120 Oh! 1192 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:20,080 The, the... 1193 01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:30,680 Oh! [sobbing] 1194 01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:32,880 Ow! 1195 01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,920 [squealing] 1196 01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:40,240 Time to start again, Winnifred. OK. 1197 01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:43,560 I'll go through the whole routine. 1198 01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:50,200 Would you... Could we try again? 1199 01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:51,520 With the... 1200 01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:54,120 [clucking sounds] Thank you so much. 1201 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,320 - Thank you. - [singing resumes] 1202 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:59,800 [loud singing] 1203 01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,480 Oh, Winnifred. 1204 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:05,840 Ahhh! 1205 01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:08,760 - [crashing] - [nightingale squawking] 1206 01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,240 [yawning] Oh, that's better. 1207 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,720 Oh, lovely. 1208 01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:22,880 Lovely, comfortable, nice bed. 1209 01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,680 [sobbing] Oh. 1210 01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:42,440 [grunting, muttering] 1211 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,640 [sobbing] 1212 01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:50,120 [sighing] 1213 01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:54,480 All right, sheep, let's go. 1214 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:56,760 One. 1215 01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:58,160 Two. 1216 01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,440 Three. 1217 01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:02,520 Four. 1218 01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:04,480 Five. 1219 01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,840 Oh, good morning, my sweet boy. 1220 01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:12,120 Mama. 1221 01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,320 Dearest, why are you dressed like that? 1222 01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:17,480 Today's the test. 1223 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:21,120 I want to look my best for Winnifred when she passes. 1224 01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,800 - The test? - Uh-huh. 1225 01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:25,400 The test is over, Dauntless darling. 1226 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,120 - That can't be. - Yes. 1227 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:32,160 What was it? When was it? 1228 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:33,600 It was last night. 1229 01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:36,760 We put her to bed on top of 20 downy mattresses 1230 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,760 with a pea under the bottom one. 1231 01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:41,040 To test her sensitivity. 1232 01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:45,640 And, of course, such a pea would have kept a genuine princess awake. 1233 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:49,280 - And she slept? - Darling, I'm sure I don't know. 1234 01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:53,680 But she was practically falling asleep before her head hit the pillow. 1235 01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:56,600 And yawning like a vulgar scullery maid. 1236 01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:59,240 I mean, she looked ghastly, darling. 1237 01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:02,560 Tired and old enough to be your... 1238 01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:04,800 Never mind. 1239 01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,200 Oh, Fred. 1240 01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:17,360 Don't you worry. Someday we'll find you a princess. 1241 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:20,520 - Good morning, everyone. - Good morning, Your Majesty. 1242 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,160 Good morning, Sextimus. 1243 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:26,040 Well, you're in a good mood. 1244 01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:29,240 I'm always in a good mood. 1245 01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:34,800 Well, how nice that we're all here 1246 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:37,960 to see Princess Moat Swimmer on her way, 1247 01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,480 since she's such a favorite of ours. 1248 01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:43,000 Where is our little slug-a-bed? 1249 01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:45,240 Still wiping the sleep out of her eyes? 1250 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:47,560 [crowd gasping] 1251 01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:50,480 Oh. Here she is now. 1252 01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,680 Thirty-seven thousand, 1253 01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:54,600 four hundred and thirty-six. 1254 01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,400 Thirty-seven thousand, 1255 01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:59,240 four hundred and thirty-seven. 1256 01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:02,520 Thirty-seven thousand, four hundred and thirty-eight. 1257 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:05,560 Thirty-seven thousand, four hundred and thirty-nine. 1258 01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:09,360 - 37,439 what? - Sheep. 1259 01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:13,400 Oh! What do you stuff your mattresses with? 1260 01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:17,320 - Jousting equipment? Oh! - [queen] What do you mean? 1261 01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:20,440 I mean, you ought to take that bed of yours 1262 01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:22,920 and put it down in the torture chamber, 1263 01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:25,320 [yawning] Your Majesty. 1264 01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:27,320 You didn't sleep? 1265 01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:30,040 Hah. I never closed my eyes! 1266 01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:32,640 You passed! 1267 01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:34,480 - [crowd murmuring] - Passed what? 1268 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:37,720 The test. Mama put a pea under 20 mattresses, 1269 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,640 and you felt it! 1270 01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:44,080 A pea? 1271 01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:46,560 Under 20 mattresses? 1272 01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:49,960 Oh! No wonder I'm black and blue! 1273 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:52,960 - Oh! - Fred? Fred? 1274 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,880 We can get married. 1275 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,400 [crowd] Aw! 1276 01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:00,520 Oh... 1277 01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:04,400 Twenty mattresses? 1278 01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:08,640 Dauntless, dear, you can make the wedding arrangements. 1279 01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:11,400 [yawning] 1280 01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:15,120 You might want to start looking around for a small kingdom, 1281 01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:20,280 because I've got a feeling that we won't want to be living with the in-laws. 1282 01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:21,520 Hmpf. 1283 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:25,680 You! Call the royal florist! 1284 01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:29,600 Roses. I want roses! 1285 01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:33,840 Hundreds of them, thousands of them for our wedding. 1286 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:37,360 And everybody in the kingdom will be invited. 1287 01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:40,520 Oh, Winnifred. 1288 01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:42,760 We have so much to plan. 1289 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:44,360 Not so fast. 1290 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,880 What is it, Mama? 1291 01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:48,320 I-I want you to wait, 1292 01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:52,120 to give this whole matter proper consideration. 1293 01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:56,480 What's to consider? I love her, she passed the test, end of story. 1294 01:21:56,560 --> 01:21:58,040 Dauntless, listen to me. 1295 01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:00,360 Throughout this heartbreaking business, 1296 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:04,840 I have never interfered, not once, but now this...! 1297 01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:07,000 Shh. She's sleeping. 1298 01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:11,400 I am not going to stand by and watch you throw yourself away on this nobody. 1299 01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:13,000 Mama, quiet! 1300 01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:15,840 All right, technically she may have passed the test, 1301 01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:18,720 but what do we really know about her, huh? 1302 01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,720 Or her people. 1303 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,720 Oh, Dauntless, for all we know 1304 01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:26,240 she could come from a family of... tadpoles! 1305 01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:28,920 I told you to shut up! 1306 01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:31,080 [crowd gasping] 1307 01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:36,880 - Mama? - Your Majesty. 1308 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,840 - [squeaks] - It's happened! 1309 01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:42,560 The curse. 1310 01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,840 It has been broken. 1311 01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:48,760 The mouse has devoured the... 1312 01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:50,640 The hawk! 1313 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:52,360 [crowd gasping] 1314 01:22:52,440 --> 01:22:54,320 The queen cannot talk. 1315 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:55,800 I... 1316 01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:58,200 I... 1317 01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:02,320 I... I can... I can talk. 1318 01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:03,720 [crowd gasping] 1319 01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:07,280 - [chuckles] - I can talk! 1320 01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:08,960 I'm talking. 1321 01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,840 - Do I have a lot to say! - Your Majesty! 1322 01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:16,400 And all this on my wedding day. 1323 01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:20,040 Come on, Winnifred. Let's get you to bed. 1324 01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:25,640 Aggravaine, Aggravaine, unhand him. 1325 01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:28,000 Now. 1326 01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:32,800 Thank you. 1327 01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:35,600 [yawning] 1328 01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:39,280 You take Winnifred to get some rest. Then we'll plan your wedding. 1329 01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:42,240 Go ahead, son. 1330 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:43,760 Thanks, Papa. 1331 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:45,360 Thank you. 1332 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:47,160 [crowd] Aw. 1333 01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:51,880 Aggravaine. 1334 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,120 - Aggravaine! - [crowd gasping] 1335 01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:57,920 You asked for it, and now you're gonna get it. 1336 01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,840 From now on when I say "hop", 1337 01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:02,560 I want you to hop. 1338 01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:04,480 So, hop! 1339 01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:06,320 Hop! I said hop! 1340 01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:09,000 Skip. Jump. 1341 01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:11,680 Hop. Skip. Jump. Hop. 1342 01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:14,680 Your Majesty, have I mentioned how much I've admired 1343 01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:19,520 your silent but strong commanding presence over the years? 1344 01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:23,400 Not to mention what an incredibly attractive royal you are. 1345 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,920 This means we can get married. 1346 01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,360 We can all get married. 1347 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:32,040 [excited chattering] 1348 01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:39,200 ♪ How did she stay awake 1349 01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:41,680 ♪ That pea was awfully small 1350 01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:44,440 - ♪ It wasn't the pea - ♪ It wasn't the pea 1351 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,440 ♪ It wasn't the pea at all 1352 01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:56,160 ♪ Oh, life is grand 1353 01:24:56,240 --> 01:25:00,560 ♪ It's very interesting We think we understand 1354 01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:02,880 ♪ We think we think we know 1355 01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:05,680 ♪ It's very interesting 1356 01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:13,120 [bells tolling] 1357 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:16,400 ♪ Thank you, princess 1358 01:25:16,440 --> 01:25:18,120 ♪ And, princess 1359 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:23,320 ♪ I love you so 1360 01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:31,600 [chorus] ♪ For a princess is a delicate thing 1361 01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:36,520 ♪ Delicate and dainty as a dragonfly's wing 1362 01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:39,600 ♪ You can recognize a lady 1363 01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:44,080 ♪ By her elegant hair 1364 01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:48,000 ♪ Ahhhh 1365 01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:53,080 ♪ But a genuine princess 1366 01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:54,880 [snoring] 1367 01:25:54,960 --> 01:26:00,120 ♪ Is exceedingly 1368 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:04,640 ♪ Rare 1369 01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:10,200 ♪ Ahhhhh 1370 01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:14,320 ♪ Ahhhhh ♪ 96430