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- Previously on

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Amelia started to miss her classes.

- Okay. - She started to have

panic attacks. I don't know if she can do it.

I can't imagine if you were still in New York.

- I'm just so much happier here.

- She's crying out for help.

You do not (BLEEP) around with that

when you have a teenager.

- You have a restaurant?

- Buca di Beppo.

Robert Earl, who's a very dear friend of ours,

owns the chain.

I might need to put my stamp on it.

- I've never been with a girl. I've only been with a couple.

- What is the difference?

- There's a penis and two vaginas.

- You guys, my kids are over there.

- When you choose to share a bed

when you've got a ----ing suite,

I don't know.

- Apparently, I'm a lesbian.

- Do you ever let people talk?

- I want you to talk,

but not if you're gonna be an asshole.

[dramatic sting]

[upbeat music]

- Around here,

there's more than just dresses in everyone's closet.

- The secret to life?

Dance like everyone is watching.

- I won't settle for anything less

than everything.

- Life is an audition,

and honey, I am getting that part.

- You never know what to expect

when I'm expecting.

- Break a leg?

Not in these heels, honey.

- My life may not be a fairy tale,

but I'll always get a happy ending.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- All right, drink, drink, drink, drink!

- Ah, yes we are. How are you?

There's five.

- Here we are. - Here we are.

- I'm so happy we got together.

It's been a minute. Let's put our hair down.

Let's dish. - Okay, hold on a second.

Hold on. [laughter]

- Let me get ready.

- My core friends, these are my ride-or-die girls.

I can vent. I can cry.

We tell each other the truth.

I'll just do a shot of tequila. - Oh.

- I don't have the kids! - Girl!

- Let it out. - I'm a girl's girl.

That's who I am really.

- Are we gonna order some nibbles or something?

- Yeah, we should order some food.

Let's do fried calamari. And the fries.

- Great. - Thank you.

We go through so much as black women in Hollywood,

but having a strong women base to me is everything.

- So where are we now? The dating stages.

Wait, what's happening now?

- Why are y'all in my business?

- [laughs]

- No, because all my girlfriends are single, right?

And it's, like, you get to hear these stories.

Especially, I feel that in the African American community

in the industry, like, a lot of, "Oh, you're my queen.

You're a goddess." But meanwhile, like, no.

- You're my queen and she's my queen

and she's my queen and she's my queen.

- How many queens you got?

- What are the men of Hollywood like?

- How much time do we have?

Okay, cheers!

It's a mixed bag of bad boy and also insecure boy.

It's a tricky thing to navigate.

I thought I married a person who would have my back,

and to find out that he was cheating,

there were no signs for me.

I was blindsided.

My girls, after my divorce, were there for me.

They came and hung out at the house.

They slept over.

I think what makes us strong as women

is when we can connect.

- My biggest obstacle would be not hating this man.

- I couldn't hate the man my sons love so much.

- Yes, yes.

Did he really repent? - Yes.

- And he was really remorseful?

- Absolutely. - Okay, good.

Will and I, when we got divorced,

we have never had a relationship

that doesn't have Trey in the center of it.

- You know, I...

- No, you can say it. - Dated Will.

- [laughs] - This better be before Sheree

because-- - I wouldn't have said it

if it was after-- - Okay, okay.

- He was hot. He was a bachelor.

I was single, you know? It happens in Hollywood.

- So we're in a throuple now.

- We're in the throuple. - We're in a throuple.

[laughter]

- Where's the bartender?

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Come on, you guys.

Okay, let go. Bambi, let go.

Share with your sisters. Let's go.

There. [dog barks]

[cell phone ringing]

Hello?

- Hey, how are you?

- I'm good. How are you?

- I'm good. We started "Chicago" vocals

and "Chicago" choreography.

- That is so exciting about "Chicago."

I cannot believe you're gonna be moving to New York.

- It's--the whole thing is unbelievable.

But I'm calling because you're the only person

whose birth time I don't have for the astrologer.

- Okay, well, I'm January 11th, and I'm, like, 6:30 p.m.

- Okay, 6:30 p.m. - Yeah.

- I know a freaky-good astrologist,

and if he can't figure out these complicated bitches,

we're gonna have to dig up Nostradamus.

What did you think of the other night

when Denise is kind of...

I've never seen her that angry, Kyle.

I don't-- - She was so angry with me.

Everyone's defending that it's normal

to get glammed before a workout--

- No one said it's normal. Everyone--I said--

stop, no. You need to be quiet.

Stop.

- I didn't know where that came from.

Like, she was really, like, in my face.

I think that Denise would like people to think

that nothing ruffles her feathers.

- No, I don't-- - You ----ing back off.

Even if someone ----ing did, you don't ----ing say it.

You need to go take a second because this is not good.

There's no truth to what you're saying.

You're talking out of your ass.

- I am not buying that at all.

I'm just seeing a different side to her

that I really didn't know excited.

If I knew where it came from, it would make more sense.

I just didn't get that.

- ♪ Never let nobody let go ♪

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Sami? - Yeah?

- Laura's gonna be here to do your hair

so we can get it all spiffy for Homecoming.

You want an egg burrito? - Yeah.

- What do you want in it?

- Can't have cheese and I can't have bacon--

- So it's pretty much just eggs and tortilla.

[both laughing]

[knocking at door]

Can you get that, honey? - Yeah.

- Hello. - Hello.

- How are you? - Hi, hon, how are you?

- We're gonna be getting Homecoming ready.

- Yeah. - Right?

- I'm excited. - This is so exciting.

- Last year, Sami went to her first homecoming dance

with a group of friends,

which was a big deal for me to wrap my head around.

- You guys look so pretty. - Thank you.

- Are you excited? - I'm just scared.

- 'Cause it's your first... - With a guy.

- Date-ish? - Yeah.

- We're not gonna call it a date, though.

And this year, she has a date

with a boy that she likes very much,

so it's a little different here.

- So I'm thinking we'll do a test strand.

- Okay. - Just to see

what the pink's gonna do. You know what I mean?

- Yeah, last time I did that, it turned red.

- Sami, show her how dark your hair was.

- Oh, my gosh. You went, like, magenta.

- But I don't hate it. I mean, I like it.

- She didn't tell me and I opened her bedroom door,

and her hair was bright pink.

- I am struggling with parenting

right now with my teenagers.

It's faded a lot. - Yeah.

- Sami, I think sometimes she does things

hoping to get a reaction out of me.

It's not easy.

- Oh, yeah, there's a lot of pink right here.

This is perfect. I'm gonna just do

a little baby test strand.

- Okay. - A lot of people have

an impression of me being wild and crazy.

But Charlie was sober when we got married,

so we were not this swinging couple

that people might assume. We weren't.

- It's a cute baby pink now.

- I mean, that's better than red.

- When I got pregnant with Lola,

things started to change rapidly.

It was a very dark time and very toxic,

and I filed for divorce

when I was six months pregnant with her.

- Can you show her the dresses,

and then we can talk about hairstyle?

both: Yeah. - I ordered four dresses.

This is the first one.

- Okay, love that. That's cute.

- But it's really simple.

- I like it simple.

- Mom, you act like, I'm, like, five years old.

- I always did whatever I could to hide Charlie's behavior.

How do you tell kids what's really going on?

I would say, "Dad had to go to work,

"but he loves you so much.

He wants to be here for you girls."

- Oh, I like that one.

- No.

Maybe if you're 17 or 18.

- No, I read the reviews.

I read--Mom, stop.

I read the reviews, and it said--

- What did the reviews say?

"Moms approve"? [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- I'm not quite certain what's going on, but, I mean,

I know she has an issue with me and the threesome.

I was just upset Denise would bring it up again.

- And you apologized.

- Of course, I apologized.

My God, are you kidding? Right away.

But we were at a table with adults talking.

This is the same person that, you know,

when we--she brought up the happy ending last year,

nobody judged her.

- Maybe this is her way of, you know,

acting a little holier than thou

to overcompensate for that.

One minute, she's oversharing

all this sexual information about her husband,

and the next minute,

she's Mother Teresa regarding her kids.

I don't get it.

Is this the real her, and the other one wasn't?

I'm just a little confused.

- Who knows?

All I know is that she was mad at you,

and she's mad at me.

- Coming up...

- How's your other friend in the restaurant business?

- Who's that? - Lisa.

- Ken and Lisa only wish us luck.

- Publicly.

- Five, six, seven, eight.

[upbeat piano music]

♪ ♪

- All right.

- [laughs]

- I'm gonna try not to act like a nine-year-old little boy.

- I'm Erika. - Greg.

- Nice to meet you.

I'm Erika. - Michael. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you, sweetheart.

- Congratulations. - Thank you, baby doll.

All right, let's do it.

- So here's what we're gonna do today.

- Yes.

I would like to warm you up a little bit.

And then we're going to do a little "Hot Honey Rag."

- Let's do it. - Okay.

- Playing someone like Roxie Hart

is going to take me to places

physically, emotionally, mentally.

I've never been pushed this far.

- You are going X...

O.

- Ooh, that's hard to get out there.

Are you kidding me?

You know, it's different when you're the lead.

And people have a certain level of expectation.

And guess what?

I want to live up to that expectation.

- Can we take it from pas de bourrées

into Xes, squeegees?

- So we're here? - Yeah.

- And that takes a real level of focus that,

quite honestly,

I haven't had in a very long time.

- All right. A-five, six, seven, eight.

[upbeat piano music]

- One, two, ha!

- Whoops.

- Two, three, four. Good.

- All right, let's do that again.

That was sloppy.

The pressure for me is not to let my cast down.

You don't want the other people

to have to work double hard

to make your fat ass look good.

♪ ♪

- Good. Yeah.

Two, three, four!

- Thank you. - I have a little message.

- No way. - [laughs]

- No!

- Hey, Erika. We in "Chicago: The Musical,"

we're really excited to have you.

We can't wait till you're here.

We're sending you the warmest welcome, and...

all: All that jazz!

Whoo!

- That's very sweet.

- [laughs]

- Thank you.

- They are--

- I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

I'm sorry.

- Okay. - Okay.

- All right. - Thanks. Thanks for that.

Okay. - [laughs]

- I'm gonna kill you later. - I know, you will.

- I'm gonna kill you later. - [laughs]

- All right, keep it together, keep it together.

- Oh, my God, okay. - All right.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I've never taken coverage on a rental before.

First time ever.

- Well, this time, you're gonna be fully covered.

Hope you enjoy the car.

- Oh!

Wow, I would not have thought

I would see you in a Range Rover.

- We had Range Rovers for years.

- Well, we stopped getting Range Rovers

because I got the BMW, and then I got the Mercedes.

- It's been a tough life for you, hasn't it?

- You're in good shape right now.

Is that from your play?

You're very tight.

Harry's doing a play with Stefanie Powers

in Delaware, and he's home before

he takes the play to Off-Broadway.

When you have a two-actor household,

the hustle never stops for either of us.

Did you have fun? Are you having fun?

- Oh, yeah.

Every night, the standing ovations.

The people are hollering and stuff.

It's great, you know? - Feels good, I bet.

- It does. Been a great adventure.

But I missed the DNA opening.

- Oh! Lookit!

Oh, my gosh. Look at it.

You did this. - I know.

- I think the DNA thing

has been really good for them, though,

because they have to come together.

- Let's talk about Amelia's situation.

How's her head right now? - She's got a plan.

Her head seems really much better.

- And she and Delilah are getting along right now?

- Yes. - Really?

- Since last year, since that barbecue,

when Amelia was going through her eating disorder...

- Anybody else want a hot dog? I'm gonna have a hot dog.

- Force-feeding me like-- I ain't hungry.

- Oh.

- Harry sees that he was speaking

to Amelia completely wrong.

- You're very passive-aggressive.

"Oh, you can't eat my food? Oh, okay."

- You're the father of these children.

- I think you're responsible for this behavior.

- And Amelia has opened up and said,

"I was in complete denial.

I was angry and I was trying to push you all back."

- I'm gonna have some dessert.

- So-- - Don't do that.

- Harry learned how to speak to Amelia,

what to say, and what not to say.

And, I mean, it's taken time.

If she'd stayed in New York,

how would that have even worked?

- Several issues with that.

Didn't get along with the roommate.

You gotta write a lot of papers

and read a lot of books in college.

That takes a lot of time. - Yep.

- And people go to the New School and Parsons

to learn how to-- - Do what she's doing.

- Create a clothing line. - I know.

- So she's already got that going.

- Harry could've been a real hard-ass about it and said,

"You're going to school. You're not coming home."

But he heard that it was better for Amelia to come home.

I'm very happy that she's back here.

I really have to say.

- And I was really glad that I said, you know,

"I just got back. I've been gone for six weeks.

Can we have dinner?" And they both said,

"Yeah, let's do it!" - I know.

- I didn't expect that. I expected,

"Well, Dad, you know, I gotta be here,

I gotta be there. Maybe tomorrow."

They said,

"No, I want to come over and see you."

So that was so great. I was happy about it.

- We've had family therapy. Harry and I have had therapy.

The girls have had therapy.

We're a therapy family.

You just gotta deal with your sh--, man.

You can't bury it.

can I please pull that hair on your face?

Please, let me. It's just right there.

Thank you. God.

- I have some blackheads on my back, too.

- I'll get those later. [both laughing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hello, my darling.

- Oh!

- I think I'm on time.

Right on time. - How are you?

- I'm good. How are you?

I've got some exciting news.

- Yes. - My hubby just landed.

He's on his way here.

- I thought you were gonna tell me

you were pregnant, or something.

- Oh, no. That ship may have sailed.

Robert Earl and PK have known each other for 30 years.

He's one of PK's biggest advisors,

and one of his best friends.

He's really family.

- So how's everything coming on?

- Good. Very, very good. I'm very excited about this.

- I think I need to know your commitment.

- I don't want to disappoint Robert.

It's like disappointing your dad.

Glad you brought that up.

When I-- - Baby!

- Oh! - Papa! Oh, my goodness.

I can't take it when you're away, baby.

I can't take it. - How are you?

- Baby, why do you look so good coming off the plane?

- No, he looked a little swollen.

- Do I? - Yeah.

- [laughs] - How are you?

I met Robert from being out and about

in the scene in London.

He actually owned the premiere casino in London.

It was so beautiful.

- You've been on the English suntan machine?

- Just say, "You look great, PK."

And I think I might have even taken

a few bucks off of Robert,

so he was kind of, "Who's this PK character?

I want to meet him."

Is this your high-powered board meeting?

- I just told Dorit there's one thing troubling me.

- I need to know that this is a real commitment.

Not just something 'cause it sounds fun.

- What I wanted to say, and I think

my husband can back this up,

when I agree to do anything, Robert, I give 120%.

- Right. - She does.

- And I know what I'm capable of.

I'm not a restaurateur. I'm not washing the tomatoes.

I'm not greeting the guests.

I'm staying within my wheelhouse

of creative and design.

- Why don't we take this particular room,

and you can come up with your own idea?

- As far as the floor, the ceiling, the lighting--

- Oh, my goodness. I'm adding this up.

- I know. - This is getting scary.

- Dorit's real desire is ultimately

to completely refurbish the entire restaurant.

Expand it, put an extra floor on it,

and maybe add a hotel.

- [laughs]

If you had to evaluate my commitment thus far,

on a scale of one to ten, what would you give me?

- Three...

and a half.

- In fairness, I know you're a four.

- Thank you, PK. - You have to judge.

- So let's think before we speak now.

- How's your other friend in the restaurant business?

- Who's that? - Lisa.

She know we're doing this?

- No, I haven't spoken to her about that.

I'm just finishing the deal with Dorit first.

- 'Cause I was thinking maybe some kind of merger.

- I don't think you're that popular.

- She loves me.

- You? No. - I don't know anymore, bub.

- Really?

- I think she used to like you.

- Somewhere in the mix, this thing got ----ed up.

Can we please move forward?

- Lisa never, ever lies,

and if she doesn't believe her, no friendship.

- She hasn't spoken to me.

She wants nothing to do with me.

I still want to move forward, honey.

I still want to try-- - With somebody

that you think's lying to you?

Yes. - Oh, okay.

- Yes. - Bye. Love you.

Great. - How can you say you love me?

Oh, I actually don't.

- She kind of shut that door,

locked it, and threw away the key.

I don't know if it's gonna be a bone of contention that

you and I are working together, but she knows--

- Oh, how can he be? He's my oldest friend.

- I know. - It's, like, irrelevant.

- I'm sure that they'll only wish us luck.

- I think that's the way it should be.

- Publicly.

- By no means am I trying to compete with Lisa,

or follow in her footsteps.

I'm designing a room in a restaurant.

Hopefully, I'll be designing many restaurants.

- Many rooms in many restaurants.

Yes, that's so well put, baby.

- I know this might sound strange to both of you,

but this is a business.

- Gotta speculate to accumulate, Robert.

- Absolutely not.

- Coming up...

- E?

Hello?

- Oh, they're here.

Stay right here, baby doll.

Come on in here. Down here.

women: Hi! - Hi!

Oh, my God! [women screaming]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What are you doing?

- Eating.

- You made a sandwich by yourself?

I thought you didn't know how to do that.

- With you gone so much. - [laughs]

Don't get too used to it.

- what's going on?

- Going to Erika's for an astrology reading.

She has an astrologer coming who's supposed to be amazing.

You know I love that stuff.

- Ooh, that'll be fun. [cell phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Oh, it sounds like a party over there.

- This is how we roll at my house.

- I like it, I like it.

- Are you leaving soon? What's your plan?

- Uh, I gotta just figure out to do my hair,

and then I'm done.

But we'll meet up and then ride together,

'cause it's a little bit of a drive.

How are you feeling?

- I lost my mind for a minute

with, like, what happened with Dorit.

- We are just stepping out of this spring show,

and here's somebody I don't know that well

that says I'm gonna freak the (BLEEP) out.

- Hold on. - That's not nice.

Shut up.

Shut up.

- Dorit can't control herself.

She has to have a commentary on everything.

- I kind of want to say a few things to Dorit quietly.

- Well, if anybody is mean to you,

I'm gonna kick their ass.

[both laughing]

Dorit is a good friend,

but sometimes she pisses me off.

Bye. - Bye.

- I think that Sutton likes to have fun.

She's kooky. I want her around us.

I like being with her.

Honey? - Yeah.

- Is this skirt too short?

[upbeat music]

- I mean, you look beautiful, but it's a bit short.

You shouldn't be going out with short skirts like that.

- Why not?

- 'Cause you're not with me.

- But when I come home, you've got me.

[both laughing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What are we doing for makeup?

- Should we just go for it?

- We should always go for it.

Listen, I gotta sex it up. I'm single.

[laughter]

Now, the last time I saw the girls,

'cause I've working in Atlanta, was at Denise's house.

This is a really busy period.

I'm in "Coming to America 2," which I'm so excited about.

But I'm also doing two TV shows,

being a mom, trying to have a dating life.

I'm so happy I'm working,

but I can't wait till I can just be here.

So I go to Nashville on Monday.

I work Tuesday, Wednesday.

I fly back Thursday morning.

We have the gala for the LA Mission that night.

- Yes. So this is...

- Ooh.

Yes!

I love it so much.

I love it so much.

[upbeat music]

- I'm gonna go check out the kitchen.

- I gotta check this.

- Is any good? - It's okay.

- It's okay?

It's all right.

You look handsome.

♪ ♪

- I'm ready to have some fun.

Like, I'm sick of being so serious.

Denise came in strong.

- I mean-- - What set her off?

The glam stuff?

- Listen, I literally don't even want to say

that word ever again.

I mean, I've explained myself to death.

I'm not doing it again.

I don't really know where Denise and I stand,

so tonight, I don't know

if I'm gonna get the laid-back, chill Denise,

or the coming-in-hot Denise.

- I like your little boots situation tonight.

- Thanks. Trying a little something

kind of '80s, but whatevs.

- Sorry, guys.

- Are you okay?

Your face is really red.

- I know. I'm just getting--

feeling a little nauseous.

I just get carsick sometimes.

- Good to know.

- [laughs]

Just don't get carsick on Sutton's very expensive blouse.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you so much.

Awesome. Thanks, hon.

Here's to you.

Cheers, babe.

Sit with me.

So tonight, you are gonna meet

Sutton and Garcelle, our two new friends.

- Right. - And you've never met Denise.

But she's super-excited to meet you.

- Oh, cool.

- You know Shawn. He's coming over.

Do you want your chart read?

- I think I'd like to keep that private.

- Oh. - Attorney-client.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Thank you so much. - Yeah.

- Wow. Look at this.

- Such a grand entrance.

E?

Hello?

- Oh, they're here.

Stay right here, baby doll. Come on in here.

Down here. women: Hi!

- Hi, sorry. Oh, my God!

[women screaming]

- Oh, my God.

- [screams] - Oh, my God.

Really?

[laughter]

- What the (BLEEP)?

- That's never happened!

- My friends are here.

Oh, my God. - Are you kidding me?

- Clearly not.

Hi. - Hello, gorgeous.

- Hi. - Hi, baby.

[overlapping chatter]

- We look amazing. - [laughs]

- I love you.

- Erika and I have worn the same pair of shoes...

- We have a reunion first.

Lisa Rinna and Erika Girardi are wearing the same shoes.

- I've channeled and become Erika Jayne for Halloween.

- You bitch! You dressed like me!

- Pat the puss, honey!

- I know. - Yeah.

- It can't get better than this.

- Well, we have different shoes.

- Coming up...

- So, Denise, you are the type

that if someone does break your trust,

you may be calculating and conspiring on your own

on how to even the score.

[upbeat music]

- [screams] - What the (BLEEP)?

- Garcelle, this is my husband Tom.

- Hello. - Hi.

- Are you ----ing kidding me?

- We need a drink. - We need a drink.

♪ ♪

- This is, like, right over these palm trees.

- It's like old Hollywood, right?

- Yeah, totally.

- Okay. - [exhales]

Skirt's a little short.

- I'm gonna get myself together.

- Okay. - How are my lips and my teeth?

Good? - Good.

- Hi!

- Hello.

- Lisa Rinna and I have on the same dress.

- No. - Yes!

- Literally? The funny thing is I saw this,

and I almost bought it, too. - You were gonna get it, too?

- No, I almost bought it, but I didn't.

- Oh, my God.

Are there any more coat dresses coming tonight?

- Hold on, Garcelle's in the same, too.

Are you guys gonna do a cheer? What's happening?

- I know.

- How are you? - Can you change your dress?

- Nice to see you.

- Have a seat. Let's get some apps out now.

- Thank you.

- Not yet, not yet. Thanks.

- Does everybody got a drink?

Everybody's okay?

- Yes, thank you. - Shawn's on the way.

The astrology guy.

- I cannot wait. - He's on the way,

but I wanted you guys to come and have a drink

and hang out with T for a minute.

- This is lovely. Thank you for having us.

- How long have you had this house?

- Oh, a long time. 25 years.

- So beautiful.

It's so old Hollywood.

- Hers is the same way, but even older.

What year is your house?

- It was built in 1882.

The people who built the Beverly Hills Hotel

brought it by trolley to live across,

'cause they were building a house for John Wayne close by.

- I went to high school with Pat Wayne.

We had grad night there from high school,

and we're drinking beer.

About 1:00 in the morning,

in comes this big guy, John Wayne.

"What the hell is going on?" - No!

- And goes up-- that was him, that was him!

- Oh, that's exciting!

- Wow. That's true Hollywood.

- Pat Wayne got me in a movie in high school.

- It was a Western.

- So I got shot off the roof and fell down.

- Did you have a stunt double?

- No, it was all me.

[laughter]

- You're a really good storyteller.

- I know.

- Do you get it? You get it, right?

- I got it from the moment--yes.

- People always go...and I go--

- No. - Just meet the man.

- Totally.

- Is Denise--

oh, my God!

- Yay! - Whoo!

- Hi. - You get to meet your Tommy.

- My Tommy. - Come here.

- Wait, this is for you and Tommy.

- Thank you. You are very sweet.

- You're probably the only lawyer I love.

- [laughs]

- I'm so sorry. My daughter

was going to homecoming with a date this year.

- So this year, she was allowed.

- You didn't like the guy?

- No, he's very sweet. - Oh, you did--okay, good.

- We had a little chat with him without my daughter there.

- Oh, boy. Oh, Denise.

- All right, my dear, you want to head out?

- Are you leaving, Tom?

- Thank you so much.

- So nice. - Thank you.

It was nice to meet you. - So nice.

- That was really nice and very sweet of him.

- He's a sweet man. Come here, baby.

I'll walk you out. Come on, babe.

- Sami, she's taller, and I was showing her

how to move so that she--

- Aww.

- Not as...

- Tall. - Yes.

He's a good boy.

- Is he? - Yeah.

- Oh, my God, do you think there will be a kiss

at the end of the night?

- The astrology guy's here.

- Yay! - We're gonna go

to the dining room, and pick a seat.

- This is so elegant. - Thank you.

- Look at these gorgeous charcuteries.

- How are you? - Get on in here!

- Oh, my gosh. So good to see you.

- Thank you for doing this.

- No, thanks for having me. - Are you ready?

- Yes, of course. - Come on in.

- I'm so excited. - All right.

Ladies? - Uh-oh.

- This is the astrology guy,

one of my closest friends in the whole world

for, what, way over a decade? - At least over ten years.

- Yeah. - Yeah, over ten years.

- And you're just introducing us now?

- Nice to meet you all. - All right, let's do this.

- We've done the psychic thing before.

We've done the whoo-hoo thing before.

- Erika, you have a very strong connection to Spain.

- I was once kidnapped as a boy.

I had a lifetime as a boy,

and I lived in the bottom of a ship.

- Wow.

Everyone in Beverly Hills knows about

what happened at Camille's house.

- I was thinking you'd have a divorce.

- If my husband ever leaves me, I'm going with him.

- He will never emotionally fulfil you.

Ever.

- Tonight could be really fun,

or it could be an epic disaster.

- I don't know how you want to start,

but you're in charge.

- So who should I start with?

- Erika, maybe.

- You know what? I'll be the first victim.

Go ahead, babe. - Erika's sun sign is Cancer.

Cancers are all known to be very emotional,

but the thing is with Erika,

her moon is Aquarius, which is very logical.

So the best way to deal in a situation with Erika

is to stick to the facts.

If you try to tell someone with Aquarius moon

what they're gonna do, she will defy that every time.

- It's possible. - You pretending that

it's full amnesia right now is confusing.

- Don't ever say that to me again.

- Okay. - Don't (BLEEP) with me

like that. You don't want that.

- That helps understand what's going on with Miss Erika here.

- Wow. - All right, thank you.

I'm out. Okay, who's next up?

- I'll go. - Okay, awesome.

So Kyle is Capricorn with Libra moon and Leo rising.

And so you're all about, like, consistency,

practicality, direct honesty.

- True. - What will really get you

the most worked up, though,

is when someone is being treated unfairly.

- Yep.

- Started to panic, thinking,

"Are you gonna ruin your event?"

- That's ridiculous.

- Nobody's gonna do that.

This is being blown out of proportion.

- That's exactly how I am.

- He was spot on until he said you were fair.

- Eh. He's the expert.

- So Denise has a very intensely complicated chart.

- Oh! - Yes.

- Because you--

- It's not the first time I've heard that, by the way.

- Really? - No.

- Aquarians are very friendly.

They're open, and then because of the Scorpio moon,

you're also very loving, but the thing is,

there is a side of you that is gonna be hidden.

[dramatic music]

- That's true. - So of anyone,

the one that will have the most to reveal would be you.

- Oh.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Didn't you, last year, go to couples' therapy?

- I had couples' therapy?

- I thought that was only--

- You guys have all ----ing lost your minds.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- So, Denise, there is a side of you that is gonna be hidden.

So of anyone, the one that will have

the most to reveal would be you.

- Oh.

- You are the type that if someone does break your trust,

'cause trust matters so much to you,

you will still keep a good face,

but inside, you may be calculating

and conspiring on your own

on how you're going to deal with it.

- The last time I saw Denise,

she was screaming at me and freaking out.

- Everyone's defending that it's normal

to glammed before a workout.

- No one said it's normal. Everyone--

- I said--stop. No, you need to be quiet.

- That's true.

- And take your time to even the score.

- So what does she have planned for me?

- I've never plotted revenge.

At least not yet.

You're amazing.

- Next up?

- Rinna!

- Rinna.

- Your rising is Gemini, so everyone always knows, like,

where they stand with you. - [laughs]

[indistinct speech] - Uh-oh.

- You giving Lisa Rinna that bunny was really (BLEEP).

- Okay, let's take a picture.

- Even if you want to hold it back,

you simply can't. - Can't, can I?

I can't.

Were people doing coke in your bathroom?

Oh, come on.

It's been a blessing and a curse at the same time.

- Shawn, you are awesome.

- And easy on the eyes.

[laughter]

- Who's next up? - Garcelle.

- Garcelle, the only fire sign in the room,

you're way more about just having fun.

You're like, let's just have a good time.

- Hallelujah! [laughter]

- Don't get me wrong.

It can be dangerous if somebody crosses you.

Because you are very clear

on what you believe to be right and wrong.

- Don't get me wrong.

[laughter]

- Next up, the lovely Dorit.

For you, it's all about how you feel.

- Yeah. - When you do get upset,

it is really difficult to reel you back in.

- [laughs]

- It's almost like a tidal wave of emotion.

- If I can smell your breath, you're too close.

Take a step back. - Wow.

- I mean it. - If it looks like a meltdown,

just let it happen.

'Cause she doesn't care whether you agree or disagree,

she just wants to know, are you willing to do

what makes me feel loved?

- It's Sutton's turn.

- Sutton's turn. Virgo's the teenage sign.

- I love being a teenager.

- And the Virgo part of you is gonna be opinionated,

but they will take things personally

where they weren't intended.

- I thought that, Teddi,

maybe you were gonna be a little boring.

- [laughs] Okay.

- I have no idea what you mean.

[laughter]

- Next up, Teddi.

Cancer sun, Cancer moon, and Taurus rising.

So you feel safety with a real deep connection.

In a group like this,

you'll be more inclined

to gravitate towards one energy

that you feel the most comfortable with.

Probably someone that has Earth in their chart.

- [laughs] Gee, I wonder

who that could be?

- Does Kyle have Earth?

- Yes. She's a Capricorn.

- Perfect.

- You guys come as a package deal.

I don't think you defend anyone in this group

like you have Teddi.

- That explains things.

So everybody can't be so upset,

"Why you're closer to this one or why this or why that?"

- Well, just admit it, though, baby.

No one's upset about it. - I'm not denying--

- But don't deny it.

I do think Kyle appreciates our friendship,

but any time I've ever had an issue with Teddi,

Kyle has always come in to Teddi's defense.

- Teddi says, "Have the dog there,

and I can say it looks like Dorit's dog."

- It's not fair to put that on her

when she wasn't alone in the situation.

- If Kyle would just admit that there are certain rules

that apply to Teddi that don't necessarily apply

to the rest of the girls in the group,

then there would be no issue.

- Why can't you just say, "I'm closer to Teddi"?

- I know. - What's wrong with that?

'Cause you are. It's blatant.

- This is so beyond-- - Stevie Wonder can see it.

[laughter]

My core group,

we can throw shade at each other,

but we'll own up to it.

But Kyle wants to be liked by everybody.

Let's just be completely honest.

What's wrong with saying that?

- "They're so close, they sleep in the same bed,"

or "They're so close, they share clothes."

- But you are close.

Didn't you last year go to couples' therapy?

- [laughs] What are you talking about?

- You guys had therapy together at your house.

- We learned breathing exercises for anxiety.

We didn't talk about our relationship.

- No, but you had-- - What?

- With your therapist-- - What?

- No, you sat in a therapist--

- Yeah-- - I had couples' therapy?

- I thought that was-- - You guys have all

----ing lost your minds.

- I thought you guys had group therapy,

and so did Erika.

- Are you kidding me?

You guys have too much ----ing time on your hands.

- Kyle, save the melodramatic denials.

- Teddi, how do you help Kyle when she's spiraling?

You sent her to your therapist.

- Yes, we have done that together.

- So just take a moment

till something just kind of feel relaxed,

even, like, a baby toe. It's just kind of--

- Nope. [laughs]

- All I know is, one plus one is a couple,

and you two were in therapy together.

- I've gone from sleeping one night in Provence

to couples' therapy.

Do you understand the level--

what sign does this sh--?

Please talk to me.

- Whenever you're having an issue with someone,

like you're experiencing right now,

what you want to get to is what the other person needs

in order to feel better. - I've been so clear.

I've said it over and over and over.

- Which is what? What is it that you need

from her?

- To watch this play out, I'm slightly embarrassed,

to be honest with you.

- But why does everybody care?

- Wait a minute. We haven't gotten

to you and I yet.

- I'm not up, babe. We have a lot to discuss.

I will say "zip it" to you because

you need to listen to me for two seconds.

- Take it down a notch.

- No.

[overlapping chatter]

- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, you're a guest in my home.

- You're right. Sorry.

- All right? Thank you.

- So welcome. - Okay, come on.

- It was nice meeting all of you.

- Really appreciate it. Thank you so much.

- Where are your manners?

Weren't you raised better than that?

- What got you all upset?

- I actually really like you.

When I met everybody, I was like, "I like her."

So for you to announce it to everyone...

- She said, "I'm gonna freak the (BLEEP) out."

- I didn't say it like that. What is wrong with you?

I didn't deserve that.

- But we are not girlfriends yet.

- Apparently not. - We are getting to know

one another. I walked in

to my friend's daughter's event--

- It's fine. - I didn't like that--

- No one's gonna-- what do you even think,

she's gonna pull out a machete?

- Well, I don't know if she's going to break a glass--

- I mean, that is so ----ing stupid.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

We're bigger than that.

- Never, ever go after my ----ing husband!

Why are you so worked up?

- You guys, she's new to this group--

- Kyle, this is my kid's launch party--

- She didn't do anything, though, Rinna.

Don't act like she did.

- I just think that maybe a lot of the ladies

don't want to get to know me personally.

- That's how you feel? - Yeah.

[dramatic music]

- Well, I feel like I'm here,

but no one's really saying anything.

I don't know if you guys are afraid or not afraid.

I feel like I talk to you all the time,

and I feel like you just glaze right over me.

- Coming up...

- Kyle always brings it back to her.

- And she doesn't pay attention to a word you're saying.

- She doesn't listen.

And I feel like she talks at us,

not to us.

- And what she was wearing tonight was hideous.

[upbeat music]

- Well, I feel like I'm here,

but no one's really saying anything.

I don't know if you guys are afraid or not afraid.

I feel like I talk to you all the time,

and I feel like you just glaze right over me.

Can you tell me-- what have I not been honest?

Tell me. I'd like to know.

- I'm not singling you out.

- Come on, Kyle, just say it. I'm a big girl.

Just say it.

The more I get to know Kyle,

I feel like maybe she's only great for the surface.

It's almost like, "I love your bag.

You look great. You're fabulous."

- We haven't spent enough time together

'cause you've been away a lot, too.

- But when it comes down to it,

she doesn't care enough

to really want to know anything.

- I think she's gorgeous, outspoken, and I adore her.

- Well, why do you glaze over her, then?

- Shut up, you ----ing asshole.

- I'm sorry. I'm just asking.

- She's calling us fake-ass bitches.

Well, maybe she's projecting.

Maybe that's her.

- When I feel something, it just comes out.

And if that's defending Teddi or you or you--

- Oh, my God.

These bitches are so wrapped up into themselves,

I could be naked doing cartwheels on this table,

and they wouldn't even notice.

Kyle, I'm over here!

She's like, "Where? What?"

- I'm the only one being ----ing honest because

everyone's act that didn't ----ing exist, but it did.

- Thank you, baby. - I know.

I'll walk you out. Come on.

- Night, girls. - Denise and Garcelle

are leaving.

- Everything I've done about you, be your friend,

and defend you, it ----ing--

- Oh, God. For love of God.

- And I would do it again. - You didn't defend me, Kyle.

Again, I'm not gonna get into this again.

- Bye, y'all. Get home safe.

- Bye!

- Sick of these ----ing bitches.

- They're all being so mean. - Who cares?

- We can't with all these people with all this sh--.

- So you just don't feel like you're being seen by Kyle?

- No. And not that I need to be validated by Kyle--

- No, I get it. It's just an observation.

- I've said things, and she hasn't even replied.

- She did the same thing to me.

- And what she was wearing tonight was hideous.

- [laughs]

- If I said that to her, she'd be like,

"Oh, my God, Dorit!"

[laughter]

- Dorit, do you realize that people are accusing me

of going to couples' therapy with Teddi?

Do you not get how ridiculous that is?

- No, I don't get how ridiculous it is.

- Are you kidding me? Don't be an asshole now.

- Kyle always brings it back to her.

- And she doesn't pay attention to a word you say.

- She doesn't listen.

- Always. - Always.

- Are we being catty? Yes.

That's what real girlfriends do.

And Kyle deserves it.

- And I feel like she talks at us,

not to us, and she doesn't ----ing listen.

I don't even give a sh--. - You don't?

- No, we're grown ----ing ups. I'm sorry.

- Yes, Denise!

- Okay. You guys saw a therapist together

over your anxiety.

You took her to your therapist for your anxiety.

- But why are you all saying couples' therapy?

- It's another component of what she's saying,

that you guys are a package deal.

I've experienced the package deal.

- I don't think you'll enjoy being with us.

- I don't.

- There's something else there.

- Oh, stop. - Yeah.

I feel like the two of you are in cahoots

and now want me to feel a certain way about something

that never really bothered me.

- You and are better friends than that,

and that's not cool. - Because she's being honest?

- I'm being honest.

- You just said--

- By the way, I'm sorry, in my opinion,

she's not close with you at all,

so it makes no sense.

- When not everybody agrees with you in a moment,

you break down into tears.

- (BLEEP) you. (BLEEP) you, Dorit.

You don't tell me how I feel and react to things, okay?

- I know Kyle has been feeling tired or pressured or pulled--

- Why was Kyle so upset?

- Kyle has a lot of pressure. She's doing the movie.

She's, you know, the best mom, the best wife.

She has a lot on her shoulders.

But I'm looking at someone who's crying,

in tears.

I've never seen Kyle this upset.

Honey, I've been very honest about how I think

your relationship with her is different than everyone else.

- Wait! - And I have backed--

- But that's not weird. That's not ----ing weird.

- The relationship is strange. You guys have a--

- Why is that weird? - Because--

- Because you don't have good friends?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- You're so out of line,

I'm not even gonna be insulted

by something so wild like that.

And I actually do have good friends.

And I actually consider you to be one of them.

♪ ♪

- Next time on

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- In Santa Barbara, there is a gorgeous house.

- Welcome! - This is gorgeous.

- Oh, cute!

- Go, Dorit!

- Oh, my God. Oh, sh--.

- Pedal to the metal.

[both screaming]

- Cheers, girls. - Cheers, mate.

- Teddi. - Cheers in spirit, ladies.

[all screaming]

- Blimey! [laughs]

- This whole judgment of who's allowed to,

who's not allowed to-- - Come on, don't do this.

- [scoffs]

- Maybe when it's an adult party like that,

just don't invite the kids.

- You just really dislike me

and want to keep putting me down.

Have your issues with me.

Don't have your issues with me and Kyle.

- Do you talk about the hookers around your kids?

About the hookers that Charlie brings around?

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