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- Previously on

- Previously on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- I'm going to figure out my anxiety next week.

- I can't imagine if you were still in New York,

to be honest with you. - I really can't either.

- One, two. The left knee, the left knee.

- Why didn't you box? - I wasn't here.

- You came late, but you had time to do glam.

- You're making me look like I am a selfish diva.

- I think the pizza oven's gonna be there,

and then we'll do the buffet here.

And I'll put the kids over here so that they have privacy.

- You did the lesbian thing? - I just made out with a girl.

- Uh, I was with a couple.

- Can we just wait until these ----ing kids get through?

- Oh, yes, of course.

- I don't think you would blindly defend

anyone in this group like you have Ted.

- I would defend Rinna.

- Well, not always. When it's your sister.

- (BLEEP) off.

- Wait, don't tell her to (BLEEP) off, Kyle.

- That's not nice. - Please leave me alone.

Please, you're, like-- - Leave you alone?

I'm not doing this, I'm not.

[dramatic music]

- Let's get to what's really going on here.

What's really going on?

- Are you upset with me for something else, Kyle?

'Cause it was not, like-- - No, I wasn't, I wasn't.

I was annoyed that day, I'm telling the truth.

Do I think it's ----ing weird that you have ----ing--

glam to meet friends for a workout?

Yeah, I think it's ----ing weird!

- Who says in this ----ing town "I'm sorry"?

What's goddamn normal? If that's what they wanna do--

- Yeah, I know what it is. - What is it?

[talking over each other] - No--if they would zip it

for two seconds.

- Everybody's in their workout clothes.

- Oh, my God. - Girl, speak up.

- Girls, listen to me! - Oh, hold on one second.

- No, I'm not gonna listen to you, I'm tired of this.

- Kyle. - Children, Dorit,

zip for two seconds.

It's because of the--

your life-- like, I have a life.

I really think that resonated with her.

- I've been up since 4:00, honey.

- To do what? - I have a ----ing life!

I do not wake up to come straight here.

- I don't?

- So--and I didn't say it that way.

- Did it not feel like that?

- It was--It was a little sharp, for sure.

- It was offensive because, by the way,

she's ----ing in Chicago, she's doing her shows.

- I understand, yes. - Her Erika Jayne shift.

- I'm making a movie, and I'm ----ing launching

my clothing line, I got four kids, like--

like, we have a lot going on. - Well, everybody has a lot.

- Let's break it down. Let's ----ing break it down.

Everybody here has a ----ing opinion about everybody

that they don't-- they're not honest about.

- Well, who's not honest?

- It's a ----ing comedy show.

Everybody's so busy kissing everyone's ass,

I can't take it.

[tense music]

- Wait a minute, at Kyle's dinner party,

was Kyle being fake?

- I didn't know how fabulous you were.

- Oh. - [laughs]

- You're, like, way more fabulous than I realized.

- Wow, well, thank you, Kyle.

Yes. [laughs]

Can you tell me what have I not been honest?

Tell--Tell me. I'd like to know.

- I don't know, I don't know. - No, don't say "I don't know."

Tell me. - I'm not singling you out.

- I can't with Kyle. I just can't.

I'm trying to help, and she refuses to say anything,

so whatever Kyle's upset about, it's never gonna get resolved

until we talk about it. - We're not being honest?

- You were, but, like-- - I've been honest.

- Well, what you said-- It's not fair, what you said.

- But, Kyle-- Kyle, it's how I feel.

- You can't say, "I blindly support all of you."

That's what you said that's not 100% truthful, Kyle.

You can't say that. - I do.

Even with my ----ing sister, I stuck by you,

so for you to say that, you're lying.

- You keep taking every-- this, this person.

- Kim, I'm speaking my truth, okay?

I'm speaking my truth. - How did I become the person?

- It just would've been nice if I felt I had, like,

a sister's support next to me.

- I could not defend you.

The way that you act and the things you say and do is mean.

Rinna, you are wrong. - It's your sister.

But it's your sister. - It's my ----ing sister,

and I still ----ing backed you, which is so ----ing ridiculous.

- Yeah, but not always.

- Giving laser into that bunny was really sh---y.

- That was uncalled for. That was very uncalled for.

Rinna, are you ----ing kidding me?

Are you ----ing kidding me? - Kyle, I don't wanna go there.

- Stop, Rinna, leave me alone. - To blindly defend somebody

over their blood relative? Come on, Rinna.

That is absurd.

- ----ing did that with you with my sister.

Are you ----ing kidding me? - You have done that.

You have. - Leave me alone.

I just wanna go home.

- [groans]

- Of course, here comes Teddi.

Kyle's upset--cue Teddi.

- Kyle? - I'm done with this.

I hate everybody. I'm leaving.

- At least say good-bye. - That's wrong.

- Good-bye. (BLEEP).

- Well, they didn't say thank you.

- I don't-- - I think that's worse.

- No, it's all right, but thank you for saying that.

Whatever.

Kyle always has to be the center of attention.

- Denise is, like, "Oh, what do you care?

Like, you look like a ----ing ragamuffin."

(BLEEP) you.

- It's really childish, and it pisses me off.

It doesn't always have to be about you.

- What's going on, honey? - I wanna go home, let's go.

- Okay. - I'm leaving, bye, everyone.

- [indistinct speech] - Thank you.

- Bye. - Bye.

- See you later. - See you later.

- Bye-bye. That was fun, huh?

- Everybody's so full of sh--, I hate it.

- This is Kyle's go-to.

She tells us we're full of sh--,

and she storms off without any explanation.

- Everyone's so busy kissing ass,

they don't wanna tell the truth.

I'm not into ass-kissing if I'm being honest, so I'm done.

- Hey, what's going on?

- It's at my expense, I'm not gonna ----ing do it anymore.

Now they've created something where I can't even go follow,

'cause they made it weird. - [sighs]

I love you, you little bean. - Yeah.

- What's really going on here?

- The situation, in her mind,

is that everyone is fake-ass bitches.

[upbeat music]

- Guys, also, what just happened isn't really okay.

When people are crying, and people keep asking

you questions, it doesn't get better.

We gotta back off, move on. Talk to somebody else.

- No one was attacking her. - It was a lot of people

on one person today.

I watched this whole side going, I was silent.

- What are we supposed to do, Teddi?

Tell me, what is the perfect thing to do?

- Start talking amongst ourselves

and let this person recover.

- So it's the rules by Teddi.

♪ ♪

- No, that's the rules by life, and general common decency.

- This is not a writing competition, Teddi Jo,

so get off your high horse

and stop acting like a little angel.

- It was all directed at one person.

- No, it wasn't. It was not directed--

- Not, not, not all of it. - That is so not true, Teddi.

- Not at all. - Don't try to hijack this.

Don't do it. - I'm not trying to hi--

why are you yelling? - Don't try to hijack this.

Because you know what? You're making it not okay

that we had our feelings, and I talked to Kyle honestly.

- You brought up family. - You brought up her family.

Her sister.

- Well, but that's the ----ing truth!

- When somebody's upset, let them just ----ing be.

- What else should I do, Teddi? Because you know what,

I'm frustrated now. I wanted to know what was wrong

with her, and to see if I could help in any way.

Don't try to fix it, and don't try to tell me

what I'm doing, Teddi. Don't do it.

- That's your gig. You do that all the time.

- Do what all the time, Teddi? - You're the therapist

all the time, what-- You ask all the questions,

you wanna know everything about everybody--

- You know what, Teddi? Don't go there with me.

Kyle's a big girl. She's 50 years old.

So shush. No.

What we were trying to do tonight is to get to the bottom

of what it's really about. - Right.

- And now it's become 20 other things.

- What do you think?

You think everyone should go to sleep?

I just don't want you to hear some of this,

'cause they're not being appropriate.

- All right, I'm gonna go.

- Yeah, same. - Well, thank you for coming.

[laughs] - Welcome to our hamster wheel.

- Yes, it's intense. - Bye, good-bye, Aaron.

Good-bye. - Good-bye.

- Bye. - Thank you.

- Thank you, Aaron. Thank you.

- [sighs]

[mellow music]

- It felt like a pile-up, didn't it?

- Definitely felt like that, it was horrible.

- I mean, I didn't ----ing do anything wrong.

Like, it's the stupidest ----ing thing.

- 100%. - [sighs]

- Okay.

That was a relaxing dinner.

- Coming up...

- I went to lunch yesterday with my oldest daughter.

And she mentioned threesome.

- [sighs]

[upbeat music]

- Thought that we wanted people to see DNA on the, um,

on the top as well.

Yeah, with your leg down like that, that's good.

♪ ♪

That's it.

- Oh, hey. - Oh, hey.

- Oh, hey, look at Little Miss Fashionista over here.

- Hi, girls. I would kiss you,

but I don't wanna get sick. - Should I put my mask on?

- Yeah. [both laugh]

[upbeat music]

When you grow up in the shadow of a celebrity parent...

- Okay, guys, here comes Lisa. - Okay, well, watch for it.

Oh, yeah, look at that. - Mm-hmm.

- Yeah. - Right?

- You always have to individuate yourself.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Look, how cute. - So Delilah and Amelia

are starting their own clothing line.

- It looks great. Yeah, you look great.

- That's our Sandy pants. - Have you named everything?

both: Yeah. - What is this called?

♪ ♪

- This one's called the Set. - The Set.

- Oh, I like that.

- Amelia couldn't handle working and going to school

in New York City... - Amelia's had a rough time.

I got her a therapist there. She said,

"I don't think it's gonna work out for her right now."

- How's she going to do it in LA?

What's the difference? - Well, I think how she's gonna

do it in LA is, she's gonna have her emotional support

of her family, and working in New York is very different

than working in LA. It's gonna be much more

manageable, I think.

It looks so good, you guys, it looks great.

Let's do this, let's get the party.

I'm excited to finally see it, you know?

- See it launch. - Yeah.

- It's gonna be exciting. - It's really fun.

Now that Amelia has come back home, we have a launch party

for DNA coming up. And I just wanna make sure

she's able to focus on that.

Really came together. - Yes, it did.

- All those 1,000 emails that

I've overseen go back and forth.

- You're on it, though, I love it.

- Quickest person ever to respond.

- You're the quickest person to respond.

- You gotta be.

I don't think they're quite ready--

I mean, they're only 18 and 21. - Right.

- It's not like they've done this.

- You're they're momager. - They still need it, you know?

- They do. - I respect my daughters

wanting to have their own thing.

And I know I'm a big personality, and I can suck

the ----ing air out of a room.

- She only let me start modeling when I was 17,

but I was also, like, not very cute.

- She's come into her own. I had a really hard birth

with her. Her head was--

it just was, like, this long. - [laughs]

- Because of my birthing canal or whatever.

But I'm probably like 100% momager, really.

I'm "pretending like" I'm not.

This is cute. I'll be right back.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

Cute, right? - I like them.

- Here, fix me.

- We're not doing zipper. Unzip it.

- Oh. - Boobs looking good.

Legs looking good. Butt looking snatch.

- Super, super comfortable. - Shoes looking expensive.

- She's in an outfit. We should shoot her in it.

- You really want me to? Come on.

I don't-- Listen, I'm trying to be--

- This is happening.

- Twist my arm, honey. [laughs]

- That's it. I dig that.

You've done this before, have you?

- [laughs]

- Let's not do anything too sexual.

- Whoo! - Oh, there it is, there it is.

[laughter]

- That's your mom? - Yeah.

- Okay. - [laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Are you working? - Um, not this week.

- Okay. - Next week, I am.

- Good. Aaron's arms are so muscular.

- [laughs] I know. - What workout does he do?

- You know, he just lifts weights.

- He's, like, naturally built that way.

- He's naturally--yeah. I know, he has great arms.

- Hello, ladies, welcome. - Hi.

- Hey, how are you? - Super popular specials

on this one right here, and then these are

the seasonal specials. - [gasps]

You know what? I know what I'm gonna have.

I'm gonna have Cuban. - Okay, you got it.

- I think I'll try that. - And then for milks we have

whole, fat-free, almond, soy, macadamia, coconut.

- Don't insult Cuban coffee by trying to put ----ing

almond milk or skim or 2% or some oat milk sh--.

I want mine with heavy cream, just like it...

- Okay. - Yeah, you know.

Thank you. Did you recover from Saturday?

- I did. - I love your new house.

It was beautiful. - Oh, thank you.

It was nice. - It was good.

- It started nice. Yeah.

- Sorry for the screaming in front of the kids.

- Oh, my God. - I cussed like such a sailor,

and then I realized that little Eloise is (BLEEP)--

- You know, it was more of the older kids,

because they understand certain things and where

the conversation was going. - Oh, no--oh, my God.

- I've never been with a girl, I've only been with a couple.

- What is the difference?

- There's a penis and two vaginas.

- [laughs]

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - So I had--

I went to lunch yesterday with Sami, my oldest daughter,

and she overheard some things. - I'm sure that they did.

- So she mentioned threesome.

So what did you hear with me and my friends?

- I heard you guys arguing about threesomes.

Um... - In what way?

- [laughs] That's all I'm saying.

Um...

- There are certain things that

you guys shouldn't hear. - Mom, we're not, like,

five years old. - I know you're not five,

but I'm very sorry.

- No, mom, we were dying of laughter, it's fine.

[quirky music]

- I didn't want my kid's friends to go home and say,

"Oh, dinner was great at Sami and Lola's house.

"Oh, boy, but her mom and her friends were talking about

threesomes and this." I've never been that house.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Thank you so much. - With the kids, next time,

I'll move them further. [laughs]

- Great-- - Like, inside the house.

[both laugh]

- Um, well, I apologize, you know, 'cause I have, like,

the nastiest mouth, ever.

- I don't have the cleanest mouth either.

- Aaron had never had a happy ending,

and we were on the hunt. - The jerk off one?

- Yeah, so we got him one.

- Though that was at wild thing's house, maybe not.

- Oh, you have to walk so carefully with that.

- Oh, yeah. Look, you go first, Denise.

- I can see that. - Are you gonna come by

my studio before Delilah and Amelia's launch?

- Yes, I would love to. - Okay, perfect.

- Is everyone coming, do you know?

- I invited everybody. We'll see.

- Okay. - I saw Kyle yesterday.

And I said, "Maybe this is a good time for you

and Lisa to talk."

- But why was Kyle so upset?

I didn't want Kyle, especially, you know, at a dinner...

- At your house. - At my home, and the kids are

right there, yelling, "(BLEEP) off, (BLEEP) off."

- She felt like everyone was coming at her.

- Dorit and Rinna and Denise, they were just, like--

I just felt like they were, like, just looking and picking,

and it was really bothering me. I actually felt better about

Dorit when I left than the others.

- Okay, then we have some work to do.

- I don't know. It's sometimes sensitive,

um, with everyone. - But I also think

Kyle is in a lot of pressure. She's doing the movie,

she's, you know, the best mom, the best wife.

- I am filming in Los Angeles, I got an ex-husband

I'm dealing with, I've got a kid with special needs,

I gotta pay the bills.

Bitch, we all have a lot going on.

- She has a lot on her shoulders.

- It's not an excuse to be an asshole.

By the way, she is the only one--

I sent a text out to all of you,

thanking you guys for coming.

She's the only one that did not respond.

- (BLEEP). - So I must be

one of the fake-ass bitches. [chuckles]

- Coming up...

- You still driving? - Yes.

- Oh, (BLEEP). - I went kinda through

a red light. - "I drove through--"

- You can go through red lights.

- No, you can't go through a red light, Lois!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Where's your bottle opener?

- I think it's in this drawer right here.

- Oh, okay.

- We gotta get ready for the party.

Can you guys grab the sodas, please?

And put them in the ice bucket?

- Hello. - Oh, hey.

- Mary let me in. [both laugh]

- You're gonna let everybody in?

[chuckles] Thanks.

Birthday parties in Beverly Hills are always over the top.

I mean, animals are brought in.

- Portia, present for you.

- $60,000 ridiculousness.

- Do you love your birthday?

- That's not gonna happen with us.

My kids are fine with donuts, ice cream--

let's do something fun.

Um--oh. - Is this for you or for me?

- Jaid! - Oh, my God.

What did you do?

- He dropped the Pepsi box.

- [laughs] - Are they gonna explode now?

- This is for you, if you want it.

- Thank you, oh, my God. - You're welcome.

- Mike and I, we share the boys 50-50.

But we can see the boys anytime.

So we're at baseball together, we're at football together,

he's at the house for Thanksgiving.

Makes it tough for dating, but it's good.

I'm gonna get, you know, try not to get emotional,

but you guys are getting older, and it's freaking me out.

- What, it's eventually gonna happen.

- I know. - It's coming,

so you might as well embrace it.

- I told Jaid not that long ago,

I was, like, "Let's talk about sex."

[awkward music]

- Okay. - [indistinct speech]

- Is that what you believe? [laughs]

- Let's not do that on their birthday, please.

- Oh, not on their birthday, no.

- Yeah.

- Mike and I definitely talk to the boys about sex.

But my boys don't know, as far as I know,

Mike was having an affair.

Well, excuse me a little bit. With social media and

everything's disposable at their fingertips with phones

and stuff like that, it--it scares me.

- Most definitely.

- I put everything together so quickly to heal and co-parent

beautifully with their dad so that they weren't...

damaged by it.

Jax. [laughs]

I swear to God. I swear--

[both laugh]

I swear to God!

They didn't always see the ugly side of divorce,

and me crying at night or hearing me cry at night,

because I didn't want them to see that, but sometimes when

I'm upset at them, I'm, like, "You don't know Mama's pain."

You know what I mean?

It is your birthday, so you can have a donut.

But you remember, you guys said you didn't want a cake.

You just-- What are you doing?

- It was Jax's-- [both laugh]

It's fine, there's plenty left for all of the children.

- No, it's supposed to be, like, a cake presentation.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, I love the eyelashes.

I had eyelashes years ago, but--

- Where'd they go? - I don't know.

They don't grow when you get older.

And I don't have any on my lower lids at all, just bald.

[laughter]

- Okay, so, Lois, here's the plan.

- Mm-hmm. - We're gonna go to Erika's

clubhouse in Hollywood first,

have some hors d'oeuvres and cocktails.

And then we'll go to the girls' event,

their launch of their DNA line.

And then we'll go have dinner with my group of friends.

- Good. - You know.

Lois is a legend.

- ♪ East side, west side ♪

Hoo-hoo-hoo! - [laughs]

Lois, what do you think of all this?

- Yes, I wanna hear what Lois-- - I think it's bullsh--.

- I mean, she's 91 1/2, and she's doing great.

You still driving? - Yes.

- [gasps] (BLEEP).

Are you really? You're still--

- I'm not sup-- Not supposed to be.

- What-- - But I went kinda through

a red light, but it was--

- Kind of through a red light?

- No, no, no, it was-- it was yellow.

- Lois!

- You can go through a red light.

- No, you can't go through a red light, Lois!

- [laughs] - You can't go through--

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Let's get this going. I bet you no one eats these.

Which is good, because that means you and I can

eat them tomorrow. Mmm.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[knocking on door]

Someone's here.

Oh, hi!

- Hello. - Come on in.

- Oh, this is so nice.

- Yeah, come on in. - It's amazing.

- Isn't it cool? - I love it.

Love that it's pink. - Hello?

- Hi. You look gorgeous.

- Oh, so do you. How have you been?

- You look so beautiful. What's going on?

- I'm so happy to be here. - Come on in.

- Is that your--your hair? - Doesn't she look great?

I love your pony. Are those your pajamas?

- [indistinct speech] - I noticed this through

your legs, it's really long, I love it.

- I know, I know. That's why--

- This is heavy. - So heavy.

- Oh, my God, I love this. - This is heavy.

- Oh, I had four Advil.

- I don't like to go to someone's house for a party

and leave with unfinished business.

But I'm going to see all of these women,

and I'm not looking forward to it.

I don't wanna be piled on again.

[knocking on door] - Hello?

Oh, welcome. Come on in here.

- Thank you. - She's looking good.

- How are you? - Welcome.

- Oh, my God. Hold on, I have to see this.

- I know. - [laughs]

- Oh, oh, no, I'm not pulling, I'm touching it.

- Kyle and I have had really big ups and downs,

but we always get back to where we need to get,

and we'll be fine until the next time.

[chuckles]

- Wait, am I just gonna dip this in here?

- Yes, sorry. - Okay.

- No, I just--I just don't wanna be rude.

- So the other day, I said, "Jaggie, you know,

Teddi's got a little baby girl in her belly."

- Did Jagger ask how the baby got in there?

- No, luckily, I haven't approached that age.

They just know that the babies are--

- They start asking around seven.

- Okay, so apparently-- - Around there,

but usually that's the age. - They would just say,

"How did the baby get in there?"

And I say, "It's a miracle."

- [laughs] - I got away with that

for a few years, and then it was, like,

"No, Mom, I really need to know."

- Are you kidding me? I mean, is it really that

big of a deal? No.

Tell your kids the truth, June Cleaver.

The penis goes into the vagina.

- Hello. - Hi.

Pregnant lady with a slit in the dress.

- Yes. This is so cute in here.

- You've never been in here. - No.

- Welcome, hi. Welcome.

- Mwah. This is so cool.

- Come on in. - Hello.

- I think it's right here. - Yeah, is it?

- Yup. - Teddi, would you like some...

(BLEEP), I don't know. - I'm good.

- Hold on, you can't eat the sushi,

and you can't drink the drinks.

It's been a long time slipping around, break it girl.

You want some water? I have water.

- Water's perfect, thank you. - Water.

- [groans]

[knocking on door]

- Uh-oh. - Hello!

Hi! - Hi, come in--oh, Lois!

- Lois! - Oh, my God, Lois is here.

- Power twins! Do you remember Denise?

- Hello. - How are you?

- Hi. - How's everybody?

- Good. - Hi.

- So exciting, the girls. - I know, it's so fun.

- I'm so excited for them. - I'm so excited for them.

You know, here it is, it's happening.

- Coming up... - What is wrong with you?

- I'm gonna freak the (BLEEP) out.

- I'm not gonna ----ing play this game with you,

I swear to God. Shut up.

[upbeat music]

- Hello! How are you?

- Hi! - How's everybody?

- So exciting, the girls. - I know, so fun.

I'm so excited for them.

- Who are we missing? Garcelle?

- Garcelle's not coming.

- No, it's her son's birthday. - Yeah.

- Oh, right. - Wow, Sutton,

look at those shoes. Those are like slippers.

- Thank you, don't let me fall tonight.

- Just be careful. [laughter]

- I feel a little bit like Kiss.

- Oh, my God.

- They really are fabulous, though.

- You have, like, your--

your hair came out of the clip.

Yeah, you got it. That--it's that one--

it's literally that one tiny hair.

[indistinct speech]

Yeah.

- Can I chat with you a second? - You wanna talk to me?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Let's chat really quick. - Okay.

- That was the wrong example for me to make the other night.

- I would defend Rinna. - Well, not always.

- Oh, dear. - When it's your sister.

- Really, Rinna?

- I'm sorry that I made that example.

'Cause I wanna go forward. I don't wanna go back.

- I didn't even know we had any--

- We don't. - [indistinct] think about.

That's why I was, like, "Why was that even brought up?"

- We don't. - But I was so frustrated

especially everyone's, like, "You don't defend,

you only defend--" What about last year

with Dorit, with Lisa?

I will defend what's right, okay?

I can't sit there and say, "I do not believe Lisa did--"

- So you think-- You think I would give

a story to "Radar Online" about Dorit?

- Yes, yes.

I defend what's right, and I always do.

- You--you know what? That--you did that,

and that's what was right. - You know, when I first moved

to Los Angeles, I lived not too far away from here.

- Was it dangerous? Like, was it--

- Yes, yes. - Yes.

- I moved to Europe at 19. - Where did you go?

Did you go to Italy first? - Florence, Milan, Naples,

the Amalfi Coast, yeah. - Oh, wow.

- We need to go to Italy. - I know.

We do need to go to Italy. - Because, you know,

she knows about your restaurant, right?

- Have I told you about my new Buca di Beppo venture?

- No, you know I love their chicken parm.

- Yeah. - You have a restaurant?

- Buca di Beppo. - You're kidding.

- No, no. My son's godfather,

Robert Earl, who's a very dear friend of ours,

owns the chain.

And, so, when I moved, he's, like, "Well, you know,

Buca's around the corner from you."

And I said, "Oh, my gosh,

I might need to put my stamp on it."

And he was just, like, "Sure."

- Why don't we take this particular room

and you could come up with your own idea.

- Are you telling me I have an unlimited budget?

- Are you joking? I'm not having you bankrupt me.

- I decided to invest in just one location.

And when you're starting a new business venture,

your reputation is only as good as

what was last said about you.

- Now that you're starting a restaurant, I'm, like,

are they gonna say, "Oh, how could you do this

when she's in financial trouble?"

Does that hurt, like, your partners?

Because they're, like, "Is it true?"

- Everybody that knows us knows it's not true.

Luckily, we have never come across

someone fearing to get into business with us.

I'd love to have you guys there and kinda--

- We have to have, like, a big family dinner.

- Yes, I'd love that. - That'll be fun.

- If I don't care about someone, I wouldn't--

I wouldn't be upset. - I know, yeah.

- If you weren't--none of you were important to me,

I would've been, like, "(BLEEP) it, (BLEEP) it all."

Even thought I was, like, "(BLEEP) all of you," anyway.

- You were. [laughs]

- But I was--but I was upset because I care.

- Well, what I wanna say to you is,

you are there when it matters.

You're always there when it matters.

- Thank you. - And it comes from my heart.

- Okay.

I do feel that Rinna's apology is genuine.

Well, thank you, I appreciate you saying that to me.

However, I'm sure that she's a little motivated

because tonight is her daughters' event,

and she doesn't wanna make any waves.

- You've been to a strip club. - I have.

- You've been to a strip club. - Several.

- Yeah. - Oh, yes.

[laughter]

- No surprise, I just asked my mom if she'd ever been

to a strip club, and she said, "Yeah."

- Lois, really? - Yeah, what the heck.

[laughter and indistinct conversation]

I had a date, and it was only my second date with this fella,

and I didn't know where we were going, and we ended up there.

- Well, that's a real art, you know?

- Yeah. - And the girl who twisted

the things on the-- - The tassels.

- Yeah, the tassels--yeah. - Ladies.

So, the other night I was going to mention this then,

but I left earlier than I, um, was planning to,

so I was thinking it'd be fun to do a girls'--just overnight.

There is a gorgeous house in Santa Barbara on the ocean.

- Ooh, pretty. - I thought it'd be fun,

you know, we have to pick a day that works for everybody.

I finished filming the movie, I'm, like, here,

I wanna, like, hang out with everybody.

- Yay, Kyle. - And I think it'd be fun.

I think it'd be a good time.

- What does Kyle want, a ----ing medal?

I shoot about ten episodes of "Bold and Beautiful" a week.

Do you know how I celebrate? I cook dinner for my kids,

and I memorize my lines for next week.

- So what are we gonna see, Lisa?

What's happening tonight? - I know that they did

a collaboration with somebody that we all know.

- Ooh. - And you'll see

when we get there, and I think it's really cute.

But I don't really know.

- Why do I have fear about that?

[laughter]

- 'Cause it's-- - Why am I scared

all of a sudden? - Well, let's go see it.

- Yeah, let's go see.

I don't think you should be scared.

What? What's so scary?

I don't know, seriously, I don't know what goes on

in her mind sometimes.

All right, let's go.

Teddi, you ready to party? [excited yells]

Let's go! - Whoo!

[upbeat music]

- Let's go. - Is it--

- I have a very bad feeling about something.

- About what? - I'm going to flip out.

- About what?

- You'll see.

- About what?

- Here, Lois, turn around for a second.

You get a little paparazzi. - Oh.

- There you go, Lois. - Get it, yeah.

- Yeah, this is the star right here, there we go.

- He's here. - Who's here?

- The makeup guy. - Oh.

- I'm gonna flip out!

- I don't know Sutton well enough to know

what she's capable of doing or what she's even talking about.

- All right, here we go.

- But don't go inside if you're gonna do something crazy.

It's not the right time to flip out!

- It's not the right time to (BLEEP) with me on this!

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- All right, you've had your fun, let the mouse go.

- Honestly? - Let the mouse go.

- Is there anything-- - You had your fun, let it go.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Wait, point to it, like, do a cute thing.

- Oh, look it!

- You guys look amazing.

- I know! - Oh, that's cute.

- Would Delilah and Amelia have this clothing line

at 18 and 21 if Harry and I were not their parents?

No. We can open that door,

but those girls have to walk through it and continue.

- You look so pretty. - I love you.

- I love you. - Hello.

I haven't stopped-- - I know, my gosh,

it's so hard to be fabulous, isn't it?

- Congratulations, you look beautiful.

- Congratulations. - Thank you so much.

And you too, by the way. - Thank you.

- When I see Amelia succeeding, it's huge.

I guess it was the right decision

for her to come back home.

- Look at it, this is yours. You did this!

Look at this. - I know.

- Aww. - And I got the flowers,

all by myself. - You got the flowers?

- I DM'ed couple people. - Good job, Delilah,

they're beautiful. - I know.

- Well, you can only hope that my daughters

inherited my hustling gene.

- See if you respond to the material.

- I'm game pretty much to do anything.

You know, you know, I wanna try to break the mold.

Look how great this looks! - So cool.

- Okay, that's not my favorite photo of myself,

so maybe let's not do that.

- I think they got Harry's intelligence,

and I think they got my hustle.

- Oh, my God, your hair! - What?

- That's 60 inches? 80 inches? - I don't wanna know.

- Like, they got the genetic lottery.

Ching-ching, ching-ching.

- Thank you. - You two are amazing.

- Yes. - Yeah!

- Look at the rosé, so cute. - I know.

I have to show Kyle. Kyle!

- Yes? - The Fat Jewish did that.

Is that not so great? - Oh, my God.

- Hi, Lisa, it's the Fat Jewish.

- Is it the Fat Jewish?

- I gotta take a picture. - This is the collaboration

I was talking about. - Oh, I get it now.

- What? - I'm getting it.

The rosé thing. I'm slow on the pickup.

- Lisa and I have a mutual friend, Joey,

so I thought he was gonna be there tonight.

He does her hair and makeup,

and we went into business together.

- I'm so pissed off right now. - What's the matter, baby?

- We invested in the glam app, millions of dollars.

- Who's the person in charge there?

- Joey Maalouf. It's very tense.

My business with Joey survived, but we had a falling out,

and I am lifted by the Holy Spirit,

'cause Joey is not here, praise Jesus.

[upbeat music]

This is so pretty. - It's pretty, isn't it?

- It's so pretty.

- And they did it all themselves.

I didn't have anything to do with this.

- It looks really good. - I love it.

I love the fact that they--yeah.

[indistinct conversation]

- Delilah said she got all the flowers.

[indistinct conversation]

I'm like, really? She said, "I just DM'ed them."

[music fades out]

- Anyway, I'm sorry I left so, um, hmm.

I wasn't--I wasn't enjoying myself at that at that moment

that night-- - Well, I could tell.

- I thought it was best at that moment that I left, you know?

- You know you have to do what's best for you

in that moment. - Yeah.

- I love Kyle's half-assed apology because she doesn't

give a sh-- what I have to ----ing say.

She only cares about getting her point across,

and I find that really ----ing selfish.

- You know it is, Lois. - Oh, yes.

- You get emotional. - Yes, yes, yes.

- Yeah, it was one of those nights, so...

- Okay, you guys, we're gonna leave these kids

to have some fun. Okay, we're gonna go.

- I need a ----ing drink. - Okay, go, go.

We're gonna go, guys. - Tom says the same thing.

- We're gonna go to dinner now.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

- Oh, my goodness. This is--this is really pretty.

- I know, I love that. - Isn't that nice?

- Thank you, honey. - We all need a cocktail.

- I'll have a skinny margarita on the rocks, no salt.

- I'm gonna do a Belvedere with club soda.

- I'll have a tequila shot to take the edge off

whatever edge it is here. - Yeah.

both: Is there an edge?

- [laughs]

- Why are you looking at me? I--Okay, go ahead.

- Well, no, because you know what?

I'm uncomfortable when someone says,

"I'm gonna freak the (BLEEP) out."

- Yeah. I'm going to flip out.

- About what?

I don't know what that actually means.

- Yeah. - 'Cause what does it mean when

you're gonna freak the (BLEEP) out?

- It just means that I'm gonna cry and want to go home.

I didn't know if we were going to see our mutual friend.

This guy, Joey Maalouf, he does Lisa's makeup.

And we just kind of, um-- separate ways a little bit.

But it all worked out.

- She's talking about Joey Maalouf.

- Oh. - I was gonna--that's why

I was gonna freak out. - Why didn't you say something

to me, I mean-- - Because I didn't even think

about it until you said there's a "collaboration" or something,

and then I started panicking.

- I know that they did a collaboration

with somebody that we all know. - Ooh.

- I don't know what's gone on between you two.

- Right. - Joey's my friend,

who I work with. - Right.

- And that is-- that is separate.

- This is business stuff, and I don't--

- I don't know, and I keep it that way.

- It felt like a little bit of an inappropriate time.

- It was not an inappropriate time,

what the (BLEEP) are you talking about?

- It's her event-- her daughter's event.

- I said it very quietly.

- She said, "I'm gonna freak the (BLEEP) out."

- I didn't say it like that. What is wrong with you?

I'm gonna flip out!

- That's an intense statement. - Well, I'm glad you didn't do

that in front of me,

'cause I would've kicked you the (BLEEP) out.

- No, I wouldn't have said anything like that.

- I would've kicked you out... - Excuse me.

- Well, I mean that-- and I think that this is...

- I think this is really blowing out of proportion.

- I do too.

In seven years, I've never seen this side of Lisa

that is so aggressive to me.

She's the one that put me in this lion's den,

so shouldn't she kinda throw me a sword or something?

- Here's somebody I don't know that well that says,

"I got a really bad feeling." - What I mean by that is I--

- Hold on. - That's not nice.

It's not nice. - I'm just saying exactly

what you're saying. - You're not being nice.

- Sutton. - You're not--

- Listen to me. - No.

- Let me explain myself, then.

To me, when somebody--

- No, I'm not gonna ----ing play this game with you,

I swear to God. Shut up.

- Shame on Sutton.

I don't care if she's my friend.

She crossed a line that I don't think should be crossed.

You don't (BLEEP) with my kids.

- Shut up. - Okay.

- I want you to zip it. - Don't speak to me that way.

To me, when someone's gonna freak the--

I don't know what that means. Are they gonna lose their mind?

Are they--Are you gonna start throwing drinks?

I started to panic, thinking-- - I would imagine you being,

like, are you gonna ruin the girls' event?

- Yes, that's what I'm gonna do, Lisa.

- I mean, I hope not. - Would I ever do that?

- I would hope not. - That's ridiculous.

- Nobody's gonna do that.

I cannot picture Sutton "losing her mind" and throwing drinks.

- Don't you ever go after my ----ing husband!

- Please, go, go, go.

- We'll leave that to Rinna.

It's okay, pull yourself together.

- [sniffling] I can't.

- Okay, guys, come on, let's all--

- This is-- and stuff like that,

and I'm sorry that I brought it up in Laguna.

I shouldn't have, I was stupid.

- Why are you screaming at me

for something that you stuck your foot in your mouth for?

- Why are you coming at me right now?

- I'm not, but don't attack me

for something-- - I'm attacking you?

- I-- - Honestly, this is about

business, and of all people, I think you should be able

to understand that.

Such a bullsh--.

I've heard rumors about Dorit's business issues

that are public. I would never bring that up.

Take care of your own house. Don't come after mine.

All right, you've had your fun. You've had your fun.

Let the mouse go, seriously. - Really?

- Really. - Honestly?

- Let the mouse go. - Is there anything--

- You had your fun, let it go.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- 'Cause you talk at us sometimes, not to us.

- I want you to talk, but not be an asshole.

- I'm not ----ing doing this.

[upbeat music]

- All right, you've had your fun.

Let the mouse go, seriously. - Really?

- Really. - Honestly?

- Let the mouse go. - Is there anything--

- You had your fun, let it go.

[light tense music]

- Let's switch gears or something, okay?

Because she said it was a mistake, she didn't have any

bad intentions. - I don't believe she has

bad intentions, but we did have a conversation

the last time we were together. - Okay, I was--I was trying to

make peace right now, so I'm trying to--

- I understand, and I want to as well.

I want to all be at peace. And part of being at peace

is being honest. And the last discussion we had,

you were very frustrated because you felt that

there were people in this group that weren't honest.

- Everybody here has a ----ing opinion about everybody,

that they don't-- they're not honest about.

It had multiple meanings when I said that.

- All I know is, at the dinner I had,

looking at my kids' table, and they were much more mature

than us, there's a ----ing problem.

- Just give them time. [laughter]

- They'll mature into this. - Yeah, but looking at a table

with, you know, high schoolers and--

- Oh, you know who you invited over.

- I learned a lesson having us a little too close.

- I've apologized, there's nothing else I can say.

If you wanna pretend to be the mother of the year,

you go right ahead.

- I don't wanna fight with you anymore.

You know that I love you, I wanna get past that

whole stupid thing. - Well, you said,

"You're all a bunch of fake-ass bitches."

- Well, sometimes you guys are.

- I just wanna know what that means.

- I'm not going down that road. So you guys can go

all you want. - Well, I wanna know

who's a fake-ass bitch. - Well, I think everybody

has that potential. I already said.

I already said it. - Uh, no.

- You guys can keep chasing, but I'm--

- I'm so--No. Just listen for a second.

- Okay. - What moment--

Don't be sarcastic, please. What moment are you

talking about-- - I'm not sarcastic.

- Ye--Okay. I'm just asking you a question.

- About? - You're the one that said

that we were fake-ass bitches. Don't you think we need

to at least address it? - Well, okay, I--want me

to give you an example? - Yeah.

- And I'm not singling you out. - I don't care if you

single me out. - I'm saying I felt like,

you know, that everyone was defending about the makeup,

which, to me, is really weird to have glam

before you go to workout.

Don't come in your fake workout clothes, but you're not coming

for the ----ing workout! - But why are you judging her?

- It's not ----ing genuine. - So she looks like

a ----ing model, who cares?

[tense music]

- And even you, Denise, who were, like, down-to-earth

and no makeup last year, and you're, like,

all of a sudden getting glam, like, "Well, what do you care?"

So all of a sudden, I was, like, "Are you kidding me?"

- I showed up in jeans and a T-shirt.

- Yeah, with full glam. - When I'm with you girls--

With her? - And having, like, a diamond

ice sculpture at your house. So I was, like, everybody's

so full of sh--. - So what?

It's big. - It goes down.

- I think it'll look pretty. Don't you think this is a nice

touch with our pizza party? - I love this idea, yeah.

- You always have to have a little sparkle,

even if it's casual.

Who gives a sh-- if I have a goddamn ice sculpture?

Who cares? - It just seems like

that's not how you were before. - Have you seen--

Are you joking? How many parties have you gone

to at my house where I've had every vendor you can think of.

My kid wanted a goddamn camel. - I rode a camel at your house.

- Yeah. - Are you kidding me?

I'm on a camel! - Oh, my God,

it's, like, four times your size.

- Why am I fake because of that?

- I'm explaining how I felt in the moment.

- Kyle, your dear friend, sister, confidante,

came first year, no glam.

- I grew up riding horses, and was a professional equestrian,

so I'm the world's most awkward dresser.

- Second year, glam every day. - Hi, hon.

- How are you? - You look beautiful.

- Thank you.

- What a difference a year makes.

- [laughs] - What are you trying to say

about last year? - I don't know.

- Never heard a peep out of your mouth.

This is yet another example of Kyle having

a double standard when it comes to Teddi...

- You guys are missing the point.

- And everyone else.

- I've been an actress in this business for a long time.

I've done glam for my job. Half the time you guys see me

when I meet you, I'm coming from the ----ing set.

I'm ----ing Denise Richards, Kyle.

I don't think these bitches know I've been on, like,

every ----ing magazine cover you can possibly imagine

that they would wanna be on.

- Everyone's defending that it's normal to get glam

before a workout-- - No one said it's normal.

- And you said-- - I said--

- I wanted to-- - Do you--why--

Do you realize you don't let some people talk?

- No, you talk now. - No, thank you.

- I'm sorry to interrupt. - Please, because you talk

at us sometimes, not to us, and you don't listen.

- Hold on, you guys asked a million questions,

I finally said, "Let me give you clarity,"

and now I gave it. - Stop, no.

You need to be quiet, stop. - No, I don't need to be quiet.

- Then I'm not gonna finish talking.

Do you ever let people talk? - Okay, good.

[scoffs] I want you to talk,

but not be an asshole. - Good.

[tense music]

- I'm not ----ing doing this.

- Denise.

Wow.

♪ ♪

Where's Miss Laid-Back?

- [sighs]

- I think maybe I should take Lois home.

- Why? [laughter]

- Lois is having a good time!

- Lois, you have any sage advice?

- You'll think back about all this, and you'll think,

"Oh, God, that was crazy." - Yup.

- And then you wake up, and you're 81, and you think--

- You're 91, actually. - Oh, (BLEEP).

[laughter]

- Shut up, Rinna, she's trying to drop a decade.

- By the way, I don't like to be a fake-ass bitch,

so I gotta keep everybody in track.

- Lois, don't be a fake-ass bitch, Lois.

- I think I'll leave now. [laughs]

- Next time, on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- Where are we now? - Dating stages.

- Why are y'all in my business? - Did you sleep together?

- Excuse me? - Did you get busy?

- You know, I--

- How's your other friend in the restaurant business?

- Who's that? - Lisa.

- Oh, Lisa. Do you know what she's like?

- Publicly. - Oh, my God!

[all screaming] - Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! - Really?

- That's never happened! - This is the astrology guy.

He's pulled all of your charts. - So, Denise.

If someone does break your trust, you may be calculating

and conspiring on your own on how to even the score.

- What does she have planned for me?

- Kyle always brings it back to her.

She wants to be the center of ----ing attention.

- [laughs] - That is the goddamn truth.

It's true. We're grown ----ing ups.

I'm sorry. - Yes, Denise.

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