Original subtitles

I got out of bed on the right side

On the bright side

On the light side

I got out of bed on the right side

And I'm havin' a wonderful day

I sang a duet with the rooster

I'm a booster

Of the rooster

But he doesn't crow like he useter

Couldn't handle my yodel-ee-ay

Who cares if the sun ain't shinin'?

The eggs are beamin' sunny-side up

And as for a silver linin'

The coffee's steamin' money-side up

When day rolls around to the night side

If I still seem on the bright side

I don't wanna sound on the trite side

But I figure it happened this way

I got out of bed on the right side

And I'm havin' a wonderful day

I don't wanna sound on the trite side

But I figure it happened this way

I got out of bed on the right side

And I'm havin' a wonderful day

Liquapep If you are desirin' a new vitamin

To make you get fat Or to make you get thin

To put the old energy back in your step

You'll get your kicker quicker Drinkin' Liquapep

My ma asked me and I told Ma I like men

They don't have to look like Pa But I like men

Since my birthday is coming due I wouldn't dream of telling you

But in case you go shopping Through the five-and-ten

Tell the lady at the counter I like men

Though my marmalade takes the prize

I like men

There ain't no flies in my mince pies

But I like men

I told Pa when I graduate

Don't want a bike or roller skates Told him to line me up on dates

For cousin Ebenezer A funny-looking geezer

I'm powderin' my beezer When he comes to call

My neighbor, name of Hiram A goat would not desire 'im

I'm tryin' to inspire 'im With my folderol

Must be tetched in the head 'Cause I'd really rather drop dead

I can't explain it clearly I reckon that it's merely

Mother Nature

Some gals say they like fancy clothes

I like men

Nylon hose and great big bows

But I like men

At the crack of dawn I'll be found Milking the cows or tilling ground

But at night when I ain't around

The old pigpen

I like to do the things I like to do

And I like 'em

Big and ugly, small and snugly Round and fat and dark and Latin

Strong and thrillin', weak and willin' Tough and tender, I surrender

I like men

I got out of bed on the right side

On the bright side On the light side

I got out of bed on the right side

And I'm havin' a wonderful day

I sang a duet with the rooster

I'm a booster Of the rooster

But he doesn't crow like he useter

Couldn't handle my yodel-ee-ay

Tres magnifique is Fifi

A word that leaves me awake is Fifi

I merely look at her And my heart has wings

And now it sings

Do, si, la, sol, fa, mi, re

Do

Beaucoup okay is Fifi

In my wildest dreams

I never thought we'd meet

I never knew how sweet

You'd be

Believe me

In my wildest dreams

If I combined them all

I never dreamed you'd fall

For me

How could I know

That I could love someone so?

Someone so meant

For me alone

Oh, no, my poor old heart

Never was more beguiled

Never in all my

Wildest

Dreams

In my wildest dreams

I never thought we'd meet

I never knew how sweet

You'd be

Believe me

In my wildest dreams

If I combined them all

I never dreamed you'd fall

For me

I got out of bed on the right side

On the bright side

On the light side

I got out of bed on the right side And I'm havin' a wonderful day

I sang a duet with the rooster

I'm a booster

Of the rooster

But he doesn't crow like he useter

Couldn't handle my yodel-ee-ay

Bonjour, kids. Which way is it to Dover?

In my wildest dreams

I never thought we'd meet

I never knew how sweet

You'd be

Believe me

They made a girl and gave her charms

Ain't nature grand?

Ain't nature grand?

They made a boy and gave him arms

How grand can nature be?

They made a great big moon above

Ain't nature grand?

The things she planned

And then they gave me you to love

Ain't nature grand to me?

They made a man with dreamy eyes

Ain't nature grand?

Ain't nature grand?

A fellow almost twice my size

How grand can nature be?

A man who's sweet and tender too

Ain't nature grand?

The things she planned

And then they gave me all of you

Ain't nature grand to me?

When Mother Nature planned her charms

The birds and bees, yeah And all that stuff

The little flowers were off the cuff

She gave a girl two luscious arms

She lost the formula Or she hid it

Because when she made yours She overdid it

She said go out and find your mate

Who knows? Old Mother Nature may be right

You know, this could be a losing fight

You'll find it never is too late

Too late, too late

- Ain't nature simply great - Ain't nature simply great

In spite of lines and double chins

Ain't nature grand?

Ain't nature grand?

Down yonder, where the best begins

How grand can nature be?

- Although our hair is turning gray - Although our hair is turning gray

We understand

Ain't nature grand?

- We're growing younger every day - We're growing younger every day

- Ain't nature grand to me? - Ain't nature grand to me?

I got out of bed on the right side

On the bright side

On the light side

I got out of bed on the...

I got out of bed on the right side

On the bright side

On the light side

I got out of bed on the right side

And I'm havin' a wonderful day

I got out of bed on the right side

And I'm havin' a wonderful day

Subtitles by SDI Media Group

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