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Join us, Ted.
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It's what Laura
would have wanted.
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TED: The Great Pyramid of Giza,
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also known as
the Great Pyramid of Khufu,
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or if we're going
with the Greek, anyone?
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Cheops.
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Cheops.
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But we don't like the name
that the Greek invaders gave it.
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So we stick with the Egyptian
there, right?
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Now, construction of the tomb
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began the day that
they became pharaoh.
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What can we learn from that?
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Burton.
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Uh, that they were kings
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and that they wanted to be
comfortable in the afterlife.
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Correct.
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As usual, Burton.
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-Now, remember,
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death is not the end
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but a brief pause
on our journey.
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And don't forget,
your papers are due next week.
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Hey, Mr. Daniels.
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Um, I had a question
about the assignment.
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-Of course, you do.
-Yeah.
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Well, I'm really excited
about the first paper.
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Uh, but I'm having a tough time
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deciding between the judgment
of the dead by Anubis
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or if I should use
my page account
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on a deep dive
into mummification.
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Definitely the first one.
100%.
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I agree.
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Uh, thanks, Mr. Daniels.
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Did you just say,
"Olive tuse?"
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I did.
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So drink still?
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Mm-hm.
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Are you pretending to be madder
than you actually are
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because you're trying
to prove a point?
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No, I'm not mad.
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I'm just being principled,
I'm standing my ground.
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We have things to talk about.
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That's great.
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I'm just excited to have a state
of the union with you again.
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I missed you.
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Good.
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Oh, so are you mad?
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Are you not mad?
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Furious.
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We separated because I didn't
feel like you cared about us.
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You say that you care,
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but you don't take
the serious things seriously.
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Where's the fun in that?
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You need to show me
something different.
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I'm leaving for good.
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And you could stay in this
dump town for all I care.
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Come on. Two people
with this much chemistry.
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Don't just give up because
they had a rough patch.
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I am not giving up,
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but I need to know
that you value us.
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No half in and half out.
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You know, I read somewhere
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that the most important things
were said three times.
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So, I promise. I promise.
I promise...
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that we'll fight for us
this time.
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Your mother always told me
you're trouble.
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See, we're made for each other.
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I get us into trouble,
you get us out.
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So we're just done talking?
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No, I was just
ordering us drinks
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while we continue to talk.
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Okay then,
I'll have something pineappley.
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Okay.
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Hello. Can I get a Mai Tai
and a something pineappley?
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Howl called me and he said
that you dumped him for him.
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Why are you two together?
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Crystal, Ted is my husband.
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We're going to work it out.
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-Cheers, I'm no longer
being estranged.
-Mm. Oh!
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Yeah, now it's just strange.
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Crystal.
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-That's a good one.
- Shut up!
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Does Momma know about this?
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Well, we never got divorced
so what is there to know?
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He was, is and will always be
my husband.
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BARTENDER: God damn it, Howl!
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How many times do I have
to ban you from my tiki bar?
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It's not my fault
people pick fights with me.
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-Will you just get the hell out?
-You get the hell out.
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It's my bar.
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-TED: Oh, great, everyone.
Howl's here too.
-Move over.
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-Move.
-I'm not--
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-Oh, you shouldn't have.
-It's for Laura.
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Really though
you should not have.
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And I got something
to say to you too.
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Oh, God!
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Laura, your family loves me,
and I love them.
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Howl, we went on one date
because mother made me.
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I count three dates.
Three.
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Running into me
at the grocery store
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does not count as a date.
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Neither does auditing
my photography class.
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Why are you doing this?
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Because I'm married
and uninterested.
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-Why can't you two process this?
-Because Ted's a loser.
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Crystal, what have I
ever done to you?
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You're a loser.
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Laura, I'm not gonna beg.
I'm giving you a chance here.
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HOWL: When your mama told me
that you and Ted...
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Ted, that will be a great time
to fight for us.
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That was my chance
to prove my quality.
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And I did.
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Uh, him? Fight like, fight him?
Uh, physical with our fists?
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Okay, finish your drink.
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-Let's do this, Tracy.
-Don't call me that.
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I'm gonna fight you, Trace.
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I feel like
my face is falling off.
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Don't get into a fight
you can't win.
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That's what I've been
trying to say this whole time.
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Come on, sis.
Get your husband home.
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Can't believe
I'm related to you yahoos.
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Oh!
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So how'd I do
for my first fight?
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-Well...
-
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It's the thought
that counts, right?
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-Okay, okay, okay.
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-
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Hey, uh, is there
a gas station in town?
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Yep.
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Okay, thanks.
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Thanks.
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Ah, right.
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-Keep the change.
-Yep.
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What is happening?
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You mind try...
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Oh!
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Must have sexted right off.
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I feel like we could
go anywhere...
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do anything.
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We're just sort of here.
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We never should have
left Chicago.
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You said you needed your family.
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No, we did that for you.
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You needed a change.
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I thought that being near
my family would be good for us.
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They're just weirder
than I remember.
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Oh, they're just as weird
as I remember.
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We can go back, we'll just
find a bag full of cash
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and voila,
we're Chicagoians again.
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You're stagnating again.
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Well, leaving is not
gonna fix anything.
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We just got back together.
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Maybe. Maybe not.
I just...
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At least, we're trying.
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You're gonna get your way
either way, aren't you?
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-I'll give you a chance.
-Okay.
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Let's take us
out of the equation.
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Let the Gods decide.
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Heads, we leave.
Tails, we stay.
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Uh, I thought I was the one
that got us into trouble.
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Not anymore.
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I have a vision
for who we can be.
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I need you to trust me.
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And not be half in and half out.
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Either you're in,
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or you're out.
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Flip the coin.
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Best two out of three.
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You're such a cheater.
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Okay, did I say
best two out of three?
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-You did.
-It all rides down...
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-This is the whole enchilada.
-Okay. This is so much cheating.
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You realize that right?
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-And the champion of the world
is...
-So much...World champion.
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Okay.
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What?
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What'd you get? What'd you get?
What'd you get? Show me!
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I win, I win...
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You wanna ride?
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Uh, no, I don't take rides
from cheaters.
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I'm kidding.
I some papers to grade.
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-But lunch?
-Oh, yeah.
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-Okay.
-You're buying.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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So after Anubis, this guy,
the jackal,
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weighs your heart against
the feather of truth. He...
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CRYSTAL: He's been doing
the exact same thing for weeks,
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Carrying her ashes everywhere
with him like a frickin weirdo.
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Something's got to be said.
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I'll go settle
this right now.
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Get us all banned.
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I'll do it.
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MOMMA: We have a tradition
in this family.
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You're dead daddy's Side
has been here since
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before it was a state.
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Everyone is at the farm
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and that's where Laura
will rest too.
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And Ted stole it from us
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He's a thief.
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I don't think you need
to do with Mama wants.
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But I think you need to
take this seriously.
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I am taking it seriously.
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No, you're not.
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How can you say that?
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You're stuck somewhere between
dealing with it and not.
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Half in, half out, right?
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Hey, Ted.
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I'm worried about what's
happening to you.
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I don't need your worry.
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I need Laura.
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She's gone, man.
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What do you want, huh?
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What should I do now?
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Okay, you're dead,
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and I know that.
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I know that it's on, uh
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talking to myself.
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No, I'm talking to you.
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No.
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God Grant was right, I'm...
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I'm losing it.
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What?
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HOWL: Crystal, I got 'em.
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You tell your mama.
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-Meet you at the well.
- Okay.
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Hurry up.
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BETH: What do you mean
someone stole your sister?
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I thought she was dead?
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GRANT: I mean, her ashes.
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That makes more sense.
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Just let me know if
you hear anything.
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-Okay Beth?
- Of course, we'll let you know
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Look, I know that what
I've been doing
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and how I've been behaving
is been not normal.
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But, I need some
help here, man.
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Where is she?
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I think I know.
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Come on.
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Hey, Grant, uh, I've
been seeing her,
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Laura, and I talk to her.
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That's not the way
the world works.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, but it feels real.
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You're just sad right now and
under a lot of stress.
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Yeah. Yeah, that makes
more sense.
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body fail
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this mortal vail
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Hallelujah
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to ease our pain
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All again
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Hallelujah
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That's Laura's
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What else do you plan on
stealing from me today?
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MOMMA: Stop, both of you.
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She's gone.
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We've got to do what we need
to do to put her to rest
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and move on.
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Join us, Ted.
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00:20:48,545 --> 00:20:50,105
It's what Laura would
have wanted.
261
00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:56,650
I use this to hold letters
Laura sent me when
you were in Chicago.
262
00:21:11,535 --> 00:21:13,964
You got me and your daddy.
263
00:21:13,999 --> 00:21:17,308
God rest his soul's
worst traits
264
00:21:18,674 --> 00:21:20,872
Stubbornness and smarts.
265
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:24,744
But we loved you.
266
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:30,354
ALL: Amen.
267
00:21:36,285 --> 00:21:38,252
HOWL: I'm not good at this
sort of thing
268
00:21:40,531 --> 00:21:41,464
No.
269
00:21:42,665 --> 00:21:43,895
ALL: Amen.
270
00:21:49,804 --> 00:21:52,706
We fought last time
we saw each other
271
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:58,272
I was always hoping
for that moment where
272
00:21:59,814 --> 00:22:01,979
we'd get each other
273
00:22:03,554 --> 00:22:05,147
And we'd be friends again.
274
00:22:05,754 --> 00:22:07,083
Like, when we were kids
275
00:22:11,529 --> 00:22:12,891
-Amen.
-ALL: Amen.
276
00:22:14,532 --> 00:22:15,762
I'm just glad that
277
00:22:16,765 --> 00:22:19,766
we can all be here
together for this
278
00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:25,772
Lord, our savior and protector
279
00:22:26,874 --> 00:22:30,942
has you back
in his loving bosom.
280
00:22:31,681 --> 00:22:33,241
If we're lucky enough
281
00:22:34,651 --> 00:22:37,751
we will be with you soon.
282
00:22:42,318 --> 00:22:43,394
Amen.
283
00:22:45,596 --> 00:22:47,189
Thank you, Percy.
284
00:22:51,899 --> 00:22:53,536
I don't think I'm ready
to say goodbye.
285
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:02,303
I don't know, how
to handle you...
286
00:23:04,406 --> 00:23:06,076
you actually being gone.
287
00:23:07,684 --> 00:23:09,145
Just doesn't feel right.
288
00:23:11,622 --> 00:23:13,820
I can make it
right this time.
289
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,153
I can get us out of
trouble, I swear.
290
00:23:20,158 --> 00:23:21,289
Amen.
291
00:23:39,716 --> 00:23:40,715
I have to set her free.
292
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,981
She told me Chicago
is the answer.
293
00:23:43,016 --> 00:23:44,719
-Bullshit
-she did.
294
00:23:44,754 --> 00:23:45,984
-When?
-That's it, just now
295
00:23:46,019 --> 00:23:47,590
I saw her, it's
like a vision.
296
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:49,251
What, like as a ghost?
297
00:23:50,727 --> 00:23:52,628
I mean, you so completely...
298
00:23:52,663 --> 00:23:53,563
Give it to me!
299
00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:55,961
Hey, It's his wife.
300
00:23:55,996 --> 00:23:57,358
Just let him go.
301
00:24:00,869 --> 00:24:02,000
What!
302
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:54,855
I don't accept
your apology.
303
00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:56,483
You want to know why Because
you're the one that brought him
304
00:24:56,518 --> 00:24:57,957
over here and this
would have happened
305
00:24:57,992 --> 00:24:59,090
if you didn't do that, Grant.
306
00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:00,564
And why are you walking
away from me?
307
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:01,928
I'm speaking to you.
308
00:25:01,963 --> 00:25:03,061
Listen, calm down.
309
00:25:03,096 --> 00:25:04,766
That is literally
the worst thing
310
00:25:04,801 --> 00:25:06,130
that he could have
ever said to me.
311
00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:08,605
What are you doing here?
312
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:14,710
I can't swim.
313
00:25:14,745 --> 00:25:15,744
Unbelievable.
314
00:25:15,779 --> 00:25:16,943
Wow.
315
00:25:17,913 --> 00:25:20,012
What now? Huh?
316
00:25:20,047 --> 00:25:21,475
Just let it go, Okay?
317
00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:23,521
The cars. The cars!
318
00:26:10,999 --> 00:26:12,427
I want to report
a stolen car.
319
00:26:13,034 --> 00:26:14,396
You know who stole it?
320
00:26:14,431 --> 00:26:15,265
Radio it in.
321
00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:17,366
He just told you where
he was going.
322
00:26:22,945 --> 00:26:24,076
Don't look at me.
323
00:26:29,347 --> 00:26:30,786
Theft.
324
00:26:30,821 --> 00:26:32,854
Get a stolen Dodge RAM truck.
325
00:26:32,889 --> 00:26:34,284
Color red.
326
00:26:34,319 --> 00:26:35,659
Good amount of rust on it.
327
00:26:36,486 --> 00:26:37,452
Tag number.
328
00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:41,126
How am I supposed to know
the goddamn license plate
329
00:26:41,161 --> 00:26:43,029
to my own truck off
the top of my head?
330
00:26:46,001 --> 00:26:47,638
It's Howl's truck.
331
00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:48,969
Ted stole it.
332
00:26:49,004 --> 00:26:50,839
You still looking
for ashes in?
333
00:26:50,874 --> 00:26:51,807
No.
334
00:26:53,910 --> 00:26:56,042
Well, yes.
335
00:26:57,947 --> 00:26:59,309
We've got to get her back.
336
00:27:03,282 --> 00:27:04,413
Not you.
337
00:27:06,582 --> 00:27:07,724
Yes, Momma.
338
00:27:39,956 --> 00:27:41,857
You got a quarter?
339
00:27:41,892 --> 00:27:43,221
Lighten this place
up a bit, huh?
340
00:27:47,062 --> 00:27:48,193
Yeah.
341
00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:52,593
Coming, okay.
342
00:28:56,065 --> 00:28:57,361
Best two out of three.
343
00:28:57,759 --> 00:28:59,132
You're on.
344
00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:00,562
: Ro Sham Bo
345
00:29:02,038 --> 00:29:04,038
Scissors two times in a row.
346
00:29:04,073 --> 00:29:06,634
And it's all tied up.
347
00:29:06,669 --> 00:29:11,309
Headed into the Universal
World championship of
348
00:29:11,344 --> 00:29:15,753
Who will fill out
the paperwork this time?
349
00:29:18,956 --> 00:29:20,285
BOTH: Ro, sham, bo.
350
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,419
Oh, and he's done it
351
00:29:22,454 --> 00:29:25,356
The incredibly risky strikes
352
00:29:25,391 --> 00:29:29,030
Scissor strategy has won it
353
00:29:32,002 --> 00:29:34,299
He takes home the cup.
354
00:29:34,334 --> 00:29:36,763
Yeah, a cup of piss.
355
00:29:36,798 --> 00:29:37,841
My piss.
356
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:39,909
This isn't fair.
357
00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:46,575
And he forgot his
ticket book.
358
00:29:50,317 --> 00:29:51,822
Forgot my ticket book.
359
00:29:57,456 --> 00:29:59,995
There you go. Now it's easy.
360
00:30:13,505 --> 00:30:17,771
Seem to break
361
00:30:17,806 --> 00:30:24,646
of soul of our hearts
with a hasty word
362
00:30:24,681 --> 00:30:29,057
to recall, honey child
363
00:30:29,092 --> 00:30:33,160
Honey doll, honey-pie
364
00:30:35,164 --> 00:30:41,399
if this here boy done
broke your heart last night
365
00:30:41,434 --> 00:30:45,766
honey baby, honey doll,
honey-pie
366
00:30:45,801 --> 00:30:51,849
the most of all
367
00:31:01,058 --> 00:31:01,991
Shoot for it?
368
00:31:26,347 --> 00:31:29,249
Hurt at all
369
00:31:29,284 --> 00:31:35,519
the sweetest rose
370
00:31:35,554 --> 00:31:38,819
the petals fall
371
00:31:38,854 --> 00:31:44,968
the kindest heart
372
00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:48,796
you can't recall
373
00:31:48,831 --> 00:31:54,736
Your heart last night
374
00:31:54,771 --> 00:31:57,805
most of all
375
00:32:23,635 --> 00:32:26,141
Any idea who owns
the pickup truck out front?
376
00:32:27,342 --> 00:32:28,473
Yep.
377
00:32:33,315 --> 00:32:35,348
WOMAN: Well, hello again.
378
00:32:35,383 --> 00:32:37,020
It's your first time
running from the cops?
379
00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:39,187
I'm not a 100% sure
they're chasing me.
380
00:32:42,390 --> 00:32:44,687
-Sir?
-Oh, they're chasing you.
381
00:32:45,195 --> 00:32:47,822
Question is, why?
382
00:32:47,857 --> 00:32:51,067
My wife, she died.
383
00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:53,201
And I have to scatter her ashes.
384
00:32:53,236 --> 00:32:54,730
POLICEMAN: Sir?
385
00:32:55,931 --> 00:32:59,042
-What's the hurry?
-Her family has other plans.
386
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,978
Sir? Ma'am?
387
00:33:01,937 --> 00:33:03,211
-Get in.
-Yeah.
388
00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:07,974
-I'm Amber.
-Sir?
389
00:33:08,009 --> 00:33:09,019
It goes there.
390
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:14,156
Jesus Christ, why is it
full of acorns?
391
00:33:49,952 --> 00:33:51,193
That's Sam.
392
00:33:53,329 --> 00:33:54,625
He's gone, too.
393
00:33:55,925 --> 00:33:59,861
You know, I saw you at the bar,
I knew we were connected.
394
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:02,171
Fellow travelers
395
00:34:06,639 --> 00:34:08,606
I'm supposed be on my way.
396
00:34:08,641 --> 00:34:11,906
Oh, sure. I mean,
you could totally do that.
397
00:34:11,941 --> 00:34:15,514
Totally could.
But, here's what I'm thinking.
398
00:34:15,549 --> 00:34:21,223
I'll make us some dinner. Okay.
A couple of these and then
first thing tomorrow, Heathrow.
399
00:34:23,590 --> 00:34:28,494
Yeah, that's really nice,
but I'm going to Chicago.
400
00:34:28,529 --> 00:34:31,629
AMBER: Okay. Well then,
how about Des Moines?
401
00:34:32,434 --> 00:34:34,071
That's still a long way.
402
00:34:35,536 --> 00:34:38,636
What? No one knows you're here.
403
00:34:38,671 --> 00:34:41,210
You could take
one night to rest.
It'll be fun.
404
00:34:42,444 --> 00:34:43,608
-Uh.
-AMBER: Come on.
405
00:34:45,612 --> 00:34:46,941
-Yeah?
-AMBER: Yeah.
406
00:34:48,351 --> 00:34:49,218
Okay.
407
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:04,827
I mean, it don't...
don't hurt now, I guess.
408
00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:47,771
TED: It is believed that
a portion of the dead
pharaoh's spirit
409
00:35:47,806 --> 00:35:50,213
was left behind after death.
410
00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:54,448
That portion is called the Ka,
which is ridiculous,
411
00:35:54,483 --> 00:35:57,385
because when you're dead,
you're gone.
412
00:35:57,420 --> 00:36:02,148
It's also believed, wrongly that
that spirit needed proper care.
413
00:36:02,183 --> 00:36:04,755
So that the dead Pharaoh
could continue his rule
414
00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,087
over the dead in the afterlife.
415
00:36:09,190 --> 00:36:10,365
Afterlife...
416
00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:16,206
All this.
417
00:36:19,574 --> 00:36:22,608
When really, the only
afterlife is,
418
00:36:22,643 --> 00:36:24,412
is those of us
who are left behind.
419
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,219
When really, the only
420
00:36:30,717 --> 00:36:32,079
afterlife is,
421
00:36:38,956 --> 00:36:42,925
Good job today. You can go now
and finals are next week.
422
00:37:00,241 --> 00:37:02,109
I love you.
423
00:37:03,651 --> 00:37:05,222
I love you too, man,
424
00:37:07,556 --> 00:37:09,182
I said I love juice.
425
00:37:10,823 --> 00:37:12,427
Yeah, me too, man.
426
00:37:23,605 --> 00:37:25,539
Well, the keys are missing.
427
00:37:25,574 --> 00:37:31,314
So, I walk into the bar
and there's this guy dancing
like a weirdo.
428
00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:36,715
And then he looks at me
directly into my eyes
and he runs out of the place.
429
00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:38,211
I mean, that's weird, right?
430
00:37:38,246 --> 00:37:40,752
-Even for this town,
-Sounds like Ted.
431
00:37:40,787 --> 00:37:42,292
You hear what I said?
The keys are missing.
432
00:37:42,327 --> 00:37:45,361
Dingus here forgets the plates
to the getaway car.
433
00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:47,429
-I'm really sorry about that.
-Hey, the forms.
434
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,631
-Best two or three.
-Winner takes all, one go.
435
00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:53,094
Go, game, four.
-Yes.
436
00:37:53,129 --> 00:37:54,062
Damn it.
437
00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:55,965
I got some forms for you guys
to fill out.
438
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,835
The keys are missing.
439
00:37:57,870 --> 00:37:59,441
Fill em out your own damn self.
440
00:38:07,011 --> 00:38:09,286
So, why all the way to Chicago?
441
00:38:11,279 --> 00:38:17,327
Well, when I was a grad student,
I studied anthropology, and we
loved going to the field museum.
442
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:23,058
Our favorite thing to do was
to go to this exhibit
on ancient Egypt.
443
00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:25,929
-We'd go all the time.
-We never made it there.
444
00:38:26,767 --> 00:38:28,899
Oh, you should...
It's beautiful.
445
00:38:29,836 --> 00:38:34,201
Yeah, they have
these machines there.
446
00:38:34,236 --> 00:38:37,644
I don't know if they have them
anymore, but they did.
447
00:38:37,679 --> 00:38:39,811
The Mold-o-Rama.
448
00:38:39,846 --> 00:38:43,177
It's this plastic injection
molded figurine
449
00:38:43,212 --> 00:38:47,181
for dinosaurs,
and we just loved them.
450
00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:52,791
So, yeah, I'm going there
to scatter her.
451
00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:57,928
-Her ashes at the museum?
-Mhm.
452
00:38:59,228 --> 00:39:02,328
They probably don't let you
scatter ashes at the museum.
453
00:39:02,363 --> 00:39:08,037
-I mean, probably not.
-Yeah, I know, probably not.
454
00:39:09,777 --> 00:39:12,074
I guess I'm not really sure
what I'm doing.
455
00:39:13,616 --> 00:39:17,981
Yeah, I bet. What with you being
new to crime and all that.
456
00:39:18,885 --> 00:39:22,051
-I normally don't do this.
-Do what?
457
00:39:23,923 --> 00:39:29,124
This, or anything, I guess.
458
00:40:21,277 --> 00:40:26,280
We used to build statues,
to heroism and victory
and death.
459
00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:30,427
It's so romantic,
don't you think?
460
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,432
Yes, beautiful.
461
00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:38,325
And everlasting.
462
00:40:39,933 --> 00:40:42,439
Death used to be so audacious.
463
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:47,939
Nothing says, "I was here,"
like a monument.
464
00:40:47,974 --> 00:40:49,303
Yeah, but where would you
put it?
465
00:40:50,141 --> 00:40:53,945
Just the idea of it, you know.
466
00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:56,453
If you can't make a statement
with your death, then
467
00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,049
what did your life mean?
468
00:41:00,052 --> 00:41:01,557
Wait, are you asking me?
469
00:41:03,451 --> 00:41:06,254
No, I'm asking this guy.
470
00:41:08,764 --> 00:41:11,127
I'm not sure we can wait
for a response.
471
00:41:12,702 --> 00:41:15,098
Museum is closing.
Let's go home.
472
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,738
Home is nice.
473
00:41:17,773 --> 00:41:20,972
Home is nice.
But, this is nicer.
474
00:41:45,966 --> 00:41:47,229
Amber?
475
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:40,150
What is this?
What are you doing?
476
00:42:40,185 --> 00:42:42,988
-Hey, stop.
-I'm doing this for you, Ted.
477
00:42:43,023 --> 00:42:46,420
You said so yourself.
You need to get over her.
478
00:42:46,455 --> 00:42:48,389
I'm not ready. This isn't right.
479
00:42:48,424 --> 00:42:52,393
Nothing needs to change.
And we could all be
so happy here.
480
00:42:52,428 --> 00:42:53,834
That's not what she wanted.
481
00:43:00,106 --> 00:43:02,711
You have no idea what she wanted
482
00:43:04,308 --> 00:43:06,682
You weren't even with her
when she died.
483
00:43:07,982 --> 00:43:10,851
I held Sam's hand as he left me.
484
00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:16,692
You're feeling guilty
'cause you weren't there
for her.
485
00:43:22,997 --> 00:43:25,800
You could stay here with me.
486
00:43:32,875 --> 00:43:35,172
Maybe, she's right.
487
00:43:36,978 --> 00:43:39,440
No, it can't be here.
488
00:43:41,246 --> 00:43:44,214
This is not right.
489
00:43:47,615 --> 00:43:48,625
I have to keep going.
490
00:44:42,637 --> 00:44:46,276
Hot. Diggity. Dog.
491
00:44:50,051 --> 00:44:51,347
Oh shit.
492
00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:55,054
Need a ride?
493
00:44:55,089 --> 00:44:57,320
No, thanks. I'm just gonna...
494
00:45:37,758 --> 00:45:40,132
Laura told me all about you,
Teddy boy.
495
00:45:40,167 --> 00:45:43,003
-Oh, yeah, Tracy?
-Don't call me that.
496
00:45:49,242 --> 00:45:52,881
Why don't you get together
with Crystal? You two are
perfectly made for each other.
497
00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:56,852
-Don't change the subject.
-I'm not. It's perfectly
on topic.
498
00:45:56,887 --> 00:46:00,680
-I'm not going to let you
trick me.
-I'm not trying to trick you.
499
00:46:01,782 --> 00:46:03,320
I want you to be happy.
500
00:46:03,355 --> 00:46:06,653
How dumb do you think I am?
501
00:46:06,688 --> 00:46:09,491
I'm assuming that's
a rhetorical question.
502
00:46:20,339 --> 00:46:24,770
If Laura talked about us so much
you'd know how important
Chicago is.
503
00:46:24,805 --> 00:46:28,213
HOWL: She talked about
how you couldn't handle
getting fired...
504
00:46:28,248 --> 00:46:33,284
from your cush teaching gig,
melted down, moved to Colorado.
505
00:46:34,287 --> 00:46:37,486
Her family loves me, not you.
506
00:46:37,521 --> 00:46:40,830
Because all you do is
screw things up.
507
00:46:40,865 --> 00:46:44,493
You know what?
I don't even care about
her ashes anymore.
508
00:46:44,528 --> 00:46:48,761
I'm just here to beat you
because Laura deserved better.
509
00:46:48,796 --> 00:46:50,466
God damn it, Tracy,
510
00:46:51,172 --> 00:46:52,732
Oh, shit.
511
00:48:23,968 --> 00:48:27,970
Hi. I think I got lost.
512
00:48:32,009 --> 00:48:35,670
Uh... is that the highway?
513
00:48:36,739 --> 00:48:40,576
Highway was moved... years ago.
514
00:48:40,611 --> 00:48:43,744
It's 15 minutes' walk now
or 4 if you drive.
515
00:48:44,615 --> 00:48:47,022
-That way?
-That way.
516
00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:49,420
No, no, it's that way.
517
00:48:50,489 --> 00:48:53,754
-Wasn't that where Fox's is?
-No, that's that way.
518
00:48:54,196 --> 00:48:56,592
Oh. Uh, yeah.
519
00:48:57,727 --> 00:48:59,562
Wh... Where's Des Moines?
520
00:48:59,597 --> 00:49:00,794
-That way.
-This way.
521
00:49:03,733 --> 00:49:06,701
-So east is...
-That's west.
522
00:49:08,969 --> 00:49:10,375
So, I need to go...
523
00:49:10,410 --> 00:49:11,981
MAN: Has it always
been that way?
524
00:49:12,016 --> 00:49:14,082
WOMAN: That's why they put
the highway over there.
525
00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:15,578
Huh.
526
00:49:15,613 --> 00:49:19,549
This area is a puzzle.
527
00:49:40,341 --> 00:49:42,638
-Is it you?
-It is.
528
00:49:43,872 --> 00:49:45,443
You're not... You're not dead?
529
00:49:45,478 --> 00:49:49,480
Uh, no, Ted,
but you got beat up again.
530
00:49:49,515 --> 00:49:50,943
Am I dreaming?
531
00:49:50,978 --> 00:49:53,583
You're not dreaming.
Me, yes, dead.
532
00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:57,620
What are you? Are you...
Are you like a ghost
or something?
533
00:49:57,655 --> 00:50:00,491
Wow. That's like asking a fish,
"How's the water?"
534
00:50:00,526 --> 00:50:01,888
-Huh?
535
00:50:01,923 --> 00:50:04,957
-Well, fish doesn't see water.
-Do we know that?
536
00:50:04,992 --> 00:50:08,103
I don't know the rules, Ted.
I... I don't know how.
537
00:50:08,138 --> 00:50:09,599
How... How doesn't matter?
538
00:50:09,634 --> 00:50:13,207
-Why? Why matters.
-Why are you here?
Why are you back?
539
00:50:14,342 --> 00:50:18,542
-I'm not sure. Where am I?
-Nebraska.
540
00:50:18,577 --> 00:50:21,050
No, we're, uh, in Iowa.
541
00:50:21,085 --> 00:50:23,778
You know what,
I'm not 100% on that either.
542
00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:26,946
But where am I? Like, me.
543
00:50:27,751 --> 00:50:29,850
Lost.
544
00:50:29,885 --> 00:50:33,623
Well, partner, I guess I'm here
to help you get me back.
545
00:50:36,331 --> 00:50:37,990
You need to hail this car.
546
00:50:38,025 --> 00:50:40,399
Hey, this car, right now.
Stick your hand up.
547
00:50:40,434 --> 00:50:44,304
-Come on. They can't see me.
-Oh, I missed you so much.
548
00:50:44,339 --> 00:50:47,373
-LAURA: They can't see me.
-TED: Oh.
549
00:50:47,408 --> 00:50:48,869
LAURA: That was our ride.
550
00:50:52,512 --> 00:50:53,676
Come on.
551
00:50:56,582 --> 00:50:58,681
Hello. Thank you for stopping.
552
00:50:58,716 --> 00:51:00,122
-Where you headed?
-Uh...
553
00:51:00,157 --> 00:51:02,916
Whoa, man.
What happened to your face?
554
00:51:02,951 --> 00:51:05,050
Cool.
-LAURA: You should see
the other guy?
555
00:51:05,085 --> 00:51:08,262
-Hey, shut up!
-LAURA: They can't see me.
556
00:51:09,991 --> 00:51:13,531
-I see that.
-So, you headed west?
557
00:51:13,566 --> 00:51:15,467
-Where are we headed?
-West.
558
00:51:15,502 --> 00:51:16,963
And remember,
no one else can see me.
559
00:51:16,998 --> 00:51:18,701
But, wait, don't we...
We don't want to go east?
560
00:51:18,736 --> 00:51:20,868
LAURA: I do not think
Howl would go east.
561
00:51:20,903 --> 00:51:22,540
Plus, we need to be sensitive
to the fact that
562
00:51:22,575 --> 00:51:24,146
-no one else can see me.
-No one else can see you.
563
00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:29,184
-Right. Um... West is best.
-ALL: Great.
564
00:51:29,219 --> 00:51:30,680
Huh.
565
00:51:33,619 --> 00:51:35,047
So, what happened?
566
00:51:35,082 --> 00:51:38,292
Uh... I got into a fight
with my dead wife's boyfriend.
567
00:51:38,327 --> 00:51:39,425
Oh, he's not my boyfriend.
568
00:51:41,891 --> 00:51:46,333
Boyfriend, yeah
569
00:51:47,633 --> 00:51:48,830
What's happening?
570
00:51:48,865 --> 00:51:50,766
What's happening?
571
00:51:53,705 --> 00:51:56,068
-Is this the only way?
572
00:52:00,184 --> 00:52:03,449
Are you guys gonna sing
everything that I say?
573
00:52:05,981 --> 00:52:08,883
Oh, I think there's
a store coming up
that we need to stop at.
574
00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:09,917
Uh, why?
575
00:52:09,952 --> 00:52:11,985
Well, I'm sort of just
winging this right now.
576
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:12,953
Well, you do it.
577
00:52:12,988 --> 00:52:15,659
I can't. I have to
operate through you.
578
00:52:15,694 --> 00:52:17,430
So, you know,
you have to do what I say.
579
00:52:17,465 --> 00:52:19,168
Just no jokes, no commentary.
580
00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:20,092
-Just do.
-Okay.
581
00:52:20,127 --> 00:52:23,029
Uh, hey, guys,
there's a store coming up.
582
00:52:23,064 --> 00:52:24,404
Uh, I think
we should stop at it.
583
00:52:24,439 --> 00:52:25,867
We're running out of Band Aids.
584
00:52:25,902 --> 00:52:29,772
To get bandages for...
585
00:52:30,445 --> 00:52:31,675
Wait, what's your name?
586
00:52:36,286 --> 00:52:37,483
Ted.
587
00:52:46,054 --> 00:52:46,987
Hey.
588
00:52:56,504 --> 00:52:59,802
So how did it...
How did it happen?
589
00:53:00,706 --> 00:53:01,771
How'd I die?
590
00:53:03,313 --> 00:53:06,105
-I was driving along,
enjoying my music.
-
591
00:53:06,140 --> 00:53:08,074
I noticed there was
a fly in the car.
592
00:53:08,945 --> 00:53:10,780
I tried to get it out.
593
00:53:10,815 --> 00:53:12,254
It flew to the window.
594
00:53:12,289 --> 00:53:14,487
I rolled down the window,
it totally flew out, success!
595
00:53:14,522 --> 00:53:15,719
Yeah! Oh...
596
00:53:15,754 --> 00:53:17,083
Drove right off the road.
597
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:21,725
Wow, that's so unsatisfying.
598
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,023
Tell me about it.
599
00:53:23,696 --> 00:53:26,092
Buy this. Oh.
600
00:53:28,866 --> 00:53:30,305
You still have that quarter?
601
00:53:31,506 --> 00:53:32,769
No.
602
00:53:32,804 --> 00:53:34,606
You lost our special quarter.
603
00:53:34,641 --> 00:53:38,203
This crazy lady stole it from me
and made me do this crazy dance.
604
00:53:38,238 --> 00:53:41,173
Oh. I don't know
what to think about that.
605
00:53:41,208 --> 00:53:44,418
Things have just been
really weird since
I've seen you last.
606
00:53:46,917 --> 00:53:49,148
-That's stealing.
-Is it?
607
00:53:51,185 --> 00:53:54,626
Hey, I've been
so lost without you.
608
00:53:54,661 --> 00:53:58,124
-You were pretty lost with me.
-
609
00:53:58,159 --> 00:54:01,226
What are we...
What are we even doing here?
610
00:54:01,261 --> 00:54:02,469
Shopping.
611
00:54:02,504 --> 00:54:05,703
Okay. Can we just slow down?
Can we just stop for a second.
612
00:54:05,738 --> 00:54:07,639
I... I never thought that
I would see you again,
613
00:54:07,674 --> 00:54:09,344
and now, I see you again.
614
00:54:09,379 --> 00:54:13,678
And... I just want to tell you
that I'm sorry.
615
00:54:13,713 --> 00:54:16,450
I appreciate the need
to unburden your soul,
616
00:54:16,485 --> 00:54:19,288
but it feels like, again,
that's become my problem.
617
00:54:19,323 --> 00:54:21,213
And now I'm stuck
in this weird limbo,
618
00:54:21,248 --> 00:54:23,820
and I'm only here because
you couldn't figure out
what to do with my ashes.
619
00:54:23,855 --> 00:54:26,394
And... And now I'm lost.
Or my ashes are anyway.
620
00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:28,220
And my whole family
wants you arrested.
621
00:54:28,255 --> 00:54:30,992
Oh, um, I'm sorry
about that, too, right now.
622
00:54:31,027 --> 00:54:33,995
I can't do anything
with sorry. Action, Ted!
623
00:54:35,570 --> 00:54:36,866
Okay.
624
00:54:38,408 --> 00:54:40,771
Uh... action.
625
00:54:40,806 --> 00:54:42,773
Uh, so, what?
What do you want me to do?
626
00:54:42,808 --> 00:54:44,841
-Pick one of these.
-I pick that one.
627
00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:50,011
What's going on
with this ensemble?
628
00:54:50,046 --> 00:54:51,386
Oh, yeah, the crazy lady.
629
00:54:51,421 --> 00:54:53,949
This is her... This is her
dead husband's clothes.
630
00:54:55,117 --> 00:54:58,888
I told you,
things have been really weird.
631
00:54:58,923 --> 00:55:02,859
Are you sure you're not
a figment of my imagination
or a projection of something?
632
00:55:02,894 --> 00:55:05,466
I don't feel like
a figment of your imagination?
633
00:55:05,501 --> 00:55:06,764
I feel real.
634
00:55:06,799 --> 00:55:08,634
I mean, as real
as a ghost can be.
635
00:55:08,669 --> 00:55:11,098
A ghost that
only you can see. No.
636
00:55:11,133 --> 00:55:14,266
-How do you know?
-Do you know where my ashes are?
637
00:55:15,137 --> 00:55:17,379
Howl has 'em.
It's the best I got.
638
00:55:17,414 --> 00:55:19,172
So that proves it.
639
00:55:19,207 --> 00:55:20,877
Because there are things I know,
like what we have to do
640
00:55:20,912 --> 00:55:24,045
to get my ashes back,
so I can't be a figment
of your imagination,
641
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,883
because that would be
impossible. That's nice.
642
00:55:26,918 --> 00:55:28,082
Yeah, that would be
643
00:55:28,117 --> 00:55:30,392
the most impossiblest part
of this situation.
644
00:55:32,022 --> 00:55:34,891
Also buy the lighter.
It's the last thing, I promise.
645
00:55:35,531 --> 00:55:37,025
Fine.
646
00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:40,864
And also,
buying this bouncy ball.
647
00:55:40,899 --> 00:55:43,405
-LAURA: Why?
-Out of spite.
648
00:55:45,970 --> 00:55:47,607
He does that all the time.
649
00:55:47,642 --> 00:55:50,445
There's an abandoned
drive-in movie theater
three miles down the road.
650
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,304
You need to get them
to stop there for the night.
651
00:55:52,339 --> 00:55:55,945
-Uh, please fill me in here.
-You said you would trust me.
652
00:55:55,980 --> 00:55:58,310
TED: There's an abandoned
movie theater about
three miles up the road.
653
00:55:58,345 --> 00:55:59,850
I think we should
stop there for the night.
654
00:55:59,885 --> 00:56:02,017
Oh, my God.
Are you going to kill us?
655
00:56:02,052 --> 00:56:04,789
-Am I supposed to murder them?
-Unfortunately, no.
656
00:56:04,824 --> 00:56:07,088
Classic. Murdered by
a hitchhiker.
657
00:56:07,123 --> 00:56:09,354
-Cool.
-No, no murdering.
658
00:56:09,389 --> 00:56:11,664
We're just going to
sleep there for the night
659
00:56:11,699 --> 00:56:15,833
-Make a fire, Sing some songs.
-Make a fire, Sing some songs.
660
00:56:18,365 --> 00:56:19,969
Great.
661
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:30,402
-I'm going to get
some more wine.
-Go ye, wood nymphs.
662
00:57:30,437 --> 00:57:34,340
-Gather kindling in yonder wood.
-
663
00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:37,552
You know, you're a lot funnier
now that you're dead,
you know that.
664
00:57:37,587 --> 00:57:39,653
-Oh.
665
00:57:41,382 --> 00:57:43,217
You do realize I'm the one
that's still getting us
666
00:57:43,252 --> 00:57:46,220
-out of trouble, right?
-Mm. Made for each other.
667
00:57:59,642 --> 00:58:01,840
The lily-white boys
668
00:58:08,343 --> 00:58:12,378
Green grow the rushes, O
669
00:58:12,413 --> 00:58:16,822
Four for the gospel-makers
670
00:58:21,323 --> 00:58:23,389
The lily-white boys
671
00:58:36,470 --> 00:58:38,371
At your door
672
00:58:45,083 --> 00:58:47,182
The lily-white boys
673
00:58:59,966 --> 00:59:02,296
Proud walkers
674
00:59:02,331 --> 00:59:04,265
At your door
675
00:59:11,307 --> 00:59:13,307
The lily-white boys
676
01:00:37,525 --> 01:00:39,261
TED: So, what do we do now?
677
01:00:40,198 --> 01:00:42,671
Now you make
a decoy of the ashes.
678
01:00:44,301 --> 01:00:46,103
That's why you had me
buy that stuff.
679
01:00:46,138 --> 01:00:48,842
-Yes.
-Why didn't you just
tell me that?
680
01:00:48,877 --> 01:00:49,876
I don't know.
681
01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:59,149
Our last morning together,
you said you wanted
the gods to intervene.
682
01:00:59,184 --> 01:01:01,514
Perhaps I shouldn't have
tempted fate.
683
01:01:01,549 --> 01:01:03,549
Do you think that
we would have figured it out?
684
01:01:04,761 --> 01:01:06,222
If we had tried, maybe.
685
01:01:06,257 --> 01:01:08,224
-Were you gonna to try?
-Yes.
686
01:01:08,259 --> 01:01:12,393
I just... I some...
I let dumb shit
get in the way sometimes.
687
01:01:12,428 --> 01:01:15,528
Would you have ever scattered me
if Howl hadn't stolen them?
688
01:01:16,333 --> 01:01:18,663
Yeah, wh... When you died,
689
01:01:18,698 --> 01:01:20,973
I just wanted everything
to stay the same.
690
01:01:21,008 --> 01:01:22,370
I wanted to have
the same breakfast,
691
01:01:22,405 --> 01:01:24,636
the same lunch, the same dinner,
692
01:01:24,671 --> 01:01:27,243
and there's a part of me
that still does.
693
01:01:28,246 --> 01:01:30,719
I'm worried that
if I say good bye to you,
694
01:01:30,754 --> 01:01:33,854
and if I actually
let you go, then...
695
01:01:33,889 --> 01:01:36,285
there's not going to be
anything left of me either.
696
01:01:37,926 --> 01:01:40,520
I'm so alone and I'm miserable.
697
01:01:40,555 --> 01:01:41,587
Oh, good.
698
01:01:42,359 --> 01:01:44,865
-What?
-He's going to breakfast
699
01:01:53,370 --> 01:01:56,844
-TED: Oh... good.
-LAURA: Come on.
700
01:01:56,879 --> 01:01:57,845
TED: Oh...
701
01:01:59,145 --> 01:02:01,211
Hey, did you
know that all along?
702
01:02:17,757 --> 01:02:18,723
Crap!
703
01:02:18,758 --> 01:02:20,164
How do we get in?
704
01:02:20,199 --> 01:02:21,396
Just try the handle.
705
01:02:22,267 --> 01:02:23,662
Do you have magic?
706
01:02:23,697 --> 01:02:24,938
What are you
talking about?
707
01:02:24,973 --> 01:02:26,005
What are you
talking about?
708
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,336
This is basic
motel security.
709
01:02:27,371 --> 01:02:30,273
The doors lock
on their own. See!
710
01:02:32,508 --> 01:02:34,409
Howl has a weird
relationship with locks.
711
01:03:45,548 --> 01:03:46,712
LAURA: We got to go.
712
01:03:48,254 --> 01:03:50,188
Ted, Howl's parking.
713
01:03:50,223 --> 01:03:51,156
Wait. Wait.
714
01:03:52,258 --> 01:03:54,555
So... this is it?
715
01:03:58,231 --> 01:03:59,626
I love you.
716
01:04:03,038 --> 01:04:04,598
Go out the window.
717
01:04:06,371 --> 01:04:07,502
Okay.
718
01:04:44,772 --> 01:04:46,838
-Yeah?
-CRYSTAL: You ready to go?
719
01:04:46,873 --> 01:04:48,114
I'll leave in like,
ten minutes.
720
01:04:48,809 --> 01:04:50,215
Did you already get breakfast?
721
01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:51,282
Yeah.
722
01:04:51,317 --> 01:04:53,482
Wow.
Thanks for the invite.
723
01:04:53,517 --> 01:04:55,715
-Okay. Bye.
- You know, I'm hungry...
724
01:05:21,479 --> 01:05:23,644
Uh, it's incredibly lucky.
725
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:39,231
Look!
726
01:06:16,501 --> 01:06:18,732
I'm gonna wait you out,
teddy boy.
727
01:06:18,767 --> 01:06:20,899
Yeah, well, I have
all the time in the world
728
01:06:22,507 --> 01:06:25,442
You got ten minutes
before you run out of gas.
729
01:06:36,587 --> 01:06:38,818
You win, Howl.
730
01:06:38,853 --> 01:06:41,128
Can we just
end this. Please?
731
01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:42,327
Right here.
732
01:06:42,362 --> 01:06:43,394
Right now.
733
01:06:43,429 --> 01:06:45,066
Teddy, Come on.
734
01:06:45,101 --> 01:06:50,764
I am faster, stronger,
better than you.
735
01:07:14,493 --> 01:07:15,624
What?
736
01:07:16,297 --> 01:07:17,263
I need a ride.
737
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:19,133
Is there a problem?
738
01:07:19,168 --> 01:07:20,398
Says, he needs a ride.
739
01:07:20,433 --> 01:07:21,597
-Where?
-How?
740
01:07:21,632 --> 01:07:22,961
We got what we came for.
741
01:07:22,996 --> 01:07:24,666
Did Ted steal
your truck again?
742
01:07:24,701 --> 01:07:25,766
You're such a
pain in the ass.
743
01:07:25,801 --> 01:07:26,932
Will you just
give me the ride?
744
01:07:26,967 --> 01:07:28,571
Did he steal
the ashes too?
745
01:07:28,606 --> 01:07:29,638
No, I have them
right here.
746
01:07:29,673 --> 01:07:30,804
Ok, I don't understand.
747
01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:32,509
So, he took your truck,
but not the ashes?
748
01:07:32,544 --> 01:07:33,642
Yeah, that's
right, Crystal.
749
01:07:33,677 --> 01:07:34,841
Yeah, That doesn't
make any sense.
750
01:07:34,876 --> 01:07:36,513
Well, maybe he gave up.
751
01:07:36,548 --> 01:07:38,350
Crystal will drive you.
752
01:07:38,385 --> 01:07:41,188
Momma! I am... No...
753
01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:47,689
When you get to the
border... Illinois,
754
01:07:47,724 --> 01:07:52,232
you have to choose
between I88 and 80.
755
01:07:52,894 --> 01:07:54,465
Take 80.
756
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:55,961
You'll be thanking me later.
757
01:07:55,996 --> 01:07:56,863
Yes, sir.
758
01:07:56,898 --> 01:08:00,471
You are the
most loyal, true,
759
01:08:00,506 --> 01:08:03,441
faithful, committed
guy I've known.
760
01:08:03,476 --> 01:08:04,739
Thank you, Momma.
761
01:08:04,774 --> 01:08:06,246
All right.
Can we go now?
762
01:08:12,716 --> 01:08:15,046
HOWL: Can I tell you
something?
763
01:08:15,081 --> 01:08:17,257
The ashes you gave
to Momma were a decoy.
764
01:08:19,558 --> 01:08:20,821
It's obvious.
765
01:08:21,395 --> 01:08:22,361
It wasn't to your Momma.
766
01:08:23,397 --> 01:08:24,660
She can't find out.
767
01:08:24,695 --> 01:08:26,200
Tell me why and
I won't say anything.
768
01:08:30,602 --> 01:08:33,405
Look, it's more
of a ritual...
769
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:35,440
...to them than
anything else.
770
01:08:37,246 --> 01:08:39,774
And what they don't know
can't hurt them.
771
01:08:41,613 --> 01:08:43,250
So...
772
01:08:43,285 --> 01:08:44,878
I can't lose to him.
773
01:08:46,013 --> 01:08:46,880
Ted?
774
01:08:48,114 --> 01:08:49,014
You kidding me?
775
01:08:50,523 --> 01:08:51,621
No.
776
01:08:51,656 --> 01:08:52,721
So what's your plan
when you get there?
777
01:08:52,756 --> 01:08:53,821
Catch him.
778
01:08:54,428 --> 01:08:55,526
You know.
779
01:08:55,561 --> 01:08:56,956
Beat him up, get my
car back, go home.
780
01:08:56,991 --> 01:08:58,595
Has beating him up
worked for you so far?
781
01:08:58,630 --> 01:09:00,894
-Yes.
-He's outsmarted you every time.
782
01:09:02,535 --> 01:09:04,304
You gotta have
fox to fox.
783
01:09:05,802 --> 01:09:09,001
You have to beat him
at his own game, Howl.
784
01:09:17,418 --> 01:09:19,352
So we're about two hours.
785
01:09:19,387 --> 01:09:21,013
Plus traffic.
786
01:09:21,048 --> 01:09:22,916
Plus Chicago traffic,
four hours.
787
01:09:23,886 --> 01:09:24,951
But we're close.
788
01:09:25,987 --> 01:09:27,195
We're really close.
789
01:09:31,267 --> 01:09:32,200
TED: Jesus Christ!
790
01:09:33,027 --> 01:09:34,301
You scared the
shit out of me.
791
01:09:36,063 --> 01:09:36,963
What?
792
01:09:36,998 --> 01:09:38,932
What are you doing back?
793
01:09:48,075 --> 01:09:49,008
Ted.
794
01:09:50,044 --> 01:09:51,813
Did you lose
my ashes again?
795
01:09:51,848 --> 01:09:54,915
No, no, look,
you're right here.
796
01:09:54,950 --> 01:09:57,016
I did everything that
you told me to do.
797
01:09:57,854 --> 01:09:59,051
LAURA: Where are we?
798
01:09:59,086 --> 01:10:01,889
We're in Illinois.
Right here.
799
01:10:01,924 --> 01:10:05,596
Which is like two, well,
four hours to Chicago.
800
01:10:05,631 --> 01:10:06,861
Field Museum.
801
01:10:06,896 --> 01:10:08,368
LAURA: Right.
802
01:10:08,403 --> 01:10:11,371
I'm gonna... I'm gonna scatter
you where we were the happiest.
803
01:10:14,871 --> 01:10:16,134
Why am I back?
804
01:10:17,577 --> 01:10:18,576
I don't know.
805
01:10:23,649 --> 01:10:25,077
I can't do this anymore.
806
01:10:27,213 --> 01:10:28,883
What... Then...
807
01:10:29,490 --> 01:10:30,423
Let's get going.
808
01:10:31,558 --> 01:10:32,425
Great.
809
01:10:33,791 --> 01:10:34,856
Okay.
810
01:11:14,128 --> 01:11:16,271
Do you know what
sacred means?
811
01:11:16,933 --> 01:11:18,372
GIRL: Special?
812
01:11:18,407 --> 01:11:20,099
Special?
813
01:11:20,134 --> 01:11:26,413
Sacrosanct, to be venerated,
inviolable, untouchable.
814
01:11:28,010 --> 01:11:31,517
What prompted you to disturb
that which is more special?
815
01:11:33,686 --> 01:11:36,357
It was an accident.
816
01:11:36,392 --> 01:11:37,325
MAN: Give it.
817
01:11:40,495 --> 01:11:44,365
You are banned from
the field museum for life.
818
01:11:53,002 --> 01:11:54,342
You believe this crap.
819
01:12:29,742 --> 01:12:30,972
This is it.
820
01:12:32,679 --> 01:12:34,041
Ted.
821
01:12:35,517 --> 01:12:36,648
Mr. Daniels.
822
01:12:37,178 --> 01:12:38,144
Huh?
823
01:12:38,179 --> 01:12:40,553
I am Steven Lesca.
The head of security here.
824
01:12:40,588 --> 01:12:41,917
I just met your friend Howl.
825
01:12:41,952 --> 01:12:43,424
What? No!
826
01:12:43,459 --> 01:12:45,657
-It's not even his real name.
-That's not even his real name.
827
01:12:45,956 --> 01:12:46,889
Sorry.
828
01:12:46,924 --> 01:12:48,594
Howl. It's a
stupid nickname.
829
01:12:48,629 --> 01:12:49,595
His real name's Tracy.
830
01:12:50,598 --> 01:12:52,059
Always better, I suppose.
831
01:12:52,094 --> 01:12:53,764
Yeah, and he's
not my friend.
832
01:12:53,799 --> 01:12:55,029
I'm sorry about that.
833
01:12:56,098 --> 01:12:57,636
What brings you
to the Field today?
834
01:12:58,870 --> 01:12:59,770
The art.
835
01:12:59,805 --> 01:13:00,771
The... The art.
836
01:13:00,806 --> 01:13:02,300
-The art?
-The art.
837
01:13:02,335 --> 01:13:03,037
The art.
838
01:13:03,072 --> 01:13:04,775
-Art.
-Really? Art?
839
01:13:04,810 --> 01:13:07,745
I'm here to admire
and observe the art.
840
01:13:07,780 --> 01:13:09,516
That's not what
Howl told us.
841
01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:14,147
Yeah, well, his
name's a verb, so...
842
01:13:20,463 --> 01:13:23,893
STEVEN: Nothing happens in this
museum that I cannot see.
843
01:13:23,928 --> 01:13:26,357
And I'm looking at
your face right now.
844
01:13:26,392 --> 01:13:28,436
Am I doing something
weird with my face?
845
01:13:28,471 --> 01:13:29,668
-Yeah.
-Yes.
846
01:13:29,703 --> 01:13:31,769
Look, it's a touching story
847
01:13:31,804 --> 01:13:33,199
and I know you've
come a long way.
848
01:13:34,103 --> 01:13:35,234
Don't do it
849
01:13:38,008 --> 01:13:40,646
All right. It's all set.
850
01:13:41,913 --> 01:13:44,342
Thanks for the ride.
And you know the advice.
851
01:13:45,917 --> 01:13:47,851
Sure you don't need
me to stick around?
852
01:13:47,886 --> 01:13:50,557
Nah, all I need
are my keys back.
853
01:13:50,592 --> 01:13:53,758
You know, beat him up.
Should be a cinch.
854
01:14:12,042 --> 01:14:13,173
What happened?
855
01:14:14,275 --> 01:14:16,176
Can you see anything?
856
01:14:16,552 --> 01:14:17,485
Ted.
857
01:14:18,114 --> 01:14:20,587
I'm not magical.
858
01:14:22,118 --> 01:14:23,623
Howl is here.
859
01:14:23,658 --> 01:14:24,822
Oh, you're not magical, huh?
860
01:14:25,726 --> 01:14:26,692
Then how can you tell if--
861
01:14:26,727 --> 01:14:27,693
HOWL: Hey, Loser.
862
01:14:28,597 --> 01:14:29,992
Where's my truck?
863
01:14:30,027 --> 01:14:31,290
Hey, what's your deal, man?
864
01:14:31,325 --> 01:14:33,193
I just wanted to see
the look on your face
865
01:14:33,228 --> 01:14:36,064
when you realised
I beat you.
866
01:14:38,805 --> 01:14:41,806
Worth it. Totally worth it.
867
01:14:43,007 --> 01:14:44,512
I out foxed the fox.
868
01:14:44,547 --> 01:14:45,337
You are the fox.
869
01:14:45,372 --> 01:14:47,141
Yeah. And what
does that make you?
870
01:14:47,176 --> 01:14:48,846
A better fox.
871
01:14:48,881 --> 01:14:51,376
Give me my truck
back and we're even.
872
01:14:51,411 --> 01:14:54,214
You have an unbelievably
screwed up concept of even.
873
01:14:54,249 --> 01:14:57,415
Your monument was a joke.
874
01:14:57,450 --> 01:15:00,154
Didn't she say you couldn't
stand for what you believe in?
875
01:15:00,189 --> 01:15:02,354
Came all the way to
Chicago for what?
876
01:15:02,389 --> 01:15:03,322
Nothing.
877
01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:19,745
Wow, no one crosses
Ted Daniels, I guess.
878
01:15:19,780 --> 01:15:21,846
Hey, don't make fun.
879
01:15:21,881 --> 01:15:23,144
I feel bad enough as it is.
880
01:15:23,179 --> 01:15:26,114
Oh, well, if it makes
you feel any better,
881
01:15:26,149 --> 01:15:28,721
I think that the bouncy
ball did most of the work.
882
01:15:41,736 --> 01:15:43,296
The path is clear now.
883
01:15:44,805 --> 01:15:46,431
We just have to...
884
01:15:46,466 --> 01:15:50,138
...outsmart the impenetrable
security at the Field Museum.
885
01:15:50,877 --> 01:15:52,778
No one crosses
Ted Daniels.
886
01:15:54,914 --> 01:15:57,882
TED: We know their security
cameras everywhere, right?
887
01:15:59,281 --> 01:16:00,885
Maybe it's not meant to be.
888
01:16:02,119 --> 01:16:04,152
TED: No, no, it has to be.
889
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:05,923
We've come this far.
890
01:16:10,028 --> 01:16:13,293
No one crosses Ned Taniels.
891
01:16:14,703 --> 01:16:16,395
Who is that?
892
01:16:16,430 --> 01:16:18,738
Guy I made up... right now.
893
01:16:20,038 --> 01:16:23,303
Well, whatever you're gonna do,
we should do it fast.
894
01:16:23,338 --> 01:16:25,338
I'm fading pretty quick here.
895
01:17:48,929 --> 01:17:50,390
We could do it here.
896
01:17:51,965 --> 01:17:52,931
Yeah.
897
01:17:56,904 --> 01:17:57,936
BUt, we're not going to.
898
01:18:00,303 --> 01:18:02,710
You always knew
where we were happiest.
899
01:18:03,911 --> 01:18:07,044
It was never about tombs,
or gods, or monuments.
900
01:18:08,410 --> 01:18:10,817
Happiness for us
was uncomplicated.
901
01:18:12,150 --> 01:18:13,083
Let's go home.
902
01:18:18,222 --> 01:18:19,353
This guy?
903
01:18:20,257 --> 01:18:21,157
TED: I have to go.
904
01:18:21,192 --> 01:18:22,158
No, you need to leave.
905
01:18:22,193 --> 01:18:23,929
TED: Yeah. Look, I'm trying to.
906
01:18:23,964 --> 01:18:25,997
Look, you were right.
I was going to scatter her...
907
01:18:26,032 --> 01:18:26,734
Yeah, I knew that.
908
01:18:26,769 --> 01:18:27,966
Yeah, but I'm not going to now.
909
01:18:28,001 --> 01:18:28,901
I know that too.
910
01:18:28,936 --> 01:18:30,595
Because I decided not to.
911
01:18:31,235 --> 01:18:32,102
Wait a minute.
912
01:18:33,270 --> 01:18:34,874
So you're leaving?
913
01:18:34,909 --> 01:18:36,810
Yes, if you let me.
914
01:18:37,604 --> 01:18:38,779
Thank you.
915
01:18:38,814 --> 01:18:40,506
Fine. Wonderful.
916
01:18:40,541 --> 01:18:43,113
Actually, uh, I'm sorry.
917
01:18:44,050 --> 01:18:45,786
Can we do one thing first?
918
01:19:26,785 --> 01:19:27,718
TED: Oh!
919
01:19:38,401 --> 01:19:39,532
Now, I'll leave.
920
01:19:46,805 --> 01:19:48,739
Oh, you're awake?
921
01:19:53,152 --> 01:19:54,646
They discharging you soon?
922
01:20:00,786 --> 01:20:01,719
Huh.
923
01:20:02,227 --> 01:20:03,127
You feeling better?
924
01:20:09,069 --> 01:20:11,036
Mmm. Can I get you anything?
925
01:20:11,467 --> 01:20:12,598
You hungry or?
926
01:20:15,273 --> 01:20:17,438
There's a
vending machine right...
927
01:20:17,803 --> 01:20:18,703
Oh, here.
928
01:20:33,225 --> 01:20:35,555
You know, I kind of like
you not being able to talk.
929
01:20:36,492 --> 01:20:38,030
You know, you've been
a real asshole
930
01:20:38,065 --> 01:20:39,559
for a really long time.
931
01:20:39,594 --> 01:20:42,463
I think you do it because
you're trying to protect
yourself or something.
932
01:20:42,498 --> 01:20:43,827
And that's okay.
933
01:20:43,862 --> 01:20:48,975
I think somewhere in there
you're a good person.
934
01:20:49,010 --> 01:20:51,846
Just don't be
a prick all the time
935
01:20:57,480 --> 01:21:00,250
I came to let you know
I'm spreading Laura's ashes
in Colorado.
936
01:21:21,405 --> 01:21:22,536
TED: Yep.
937
01:21:32,779 --> 01:21:34,647
TED: In Egyptian mythology,
938
01:21:35,419 --> 01:21:37,254
when you die,
939
01:21:37,289 --> 01:21:41,093
Anubis weighs your heart
against this feather of truth.
940
01:21:42,393 --> 01:21:44,558
Ideally, you know your heart,
941
01:21:44,593 --> 01:21:46,197
you kind of want, even.
942
01:21:46,232 --> 01:21:48,331
Because if it's too heavy,
if it's too light,
943
01:21:48,366 --> 01:21:52,467
then this terrible monster
named Ammit comes and then
he just like, argh...
944
01:21:52,502 --> 01:21:54,700
He just, like, swallows
your heart and,
945
01:21:54,735 --> 01:21:56,801
pretty much doomed to oblivion.
946
01:21:57,837 --> 01:22:02,279
The idea is, in the end,
you want to be even.
947
01:22:03,612 --> 01:22:06,547
And evenness allows you
to pass to the underworld.
948
01:22:15,327 --> 01:22:18,922
Well, because
if we die tomorrow,
949
01:22:18,957 --> 01:22:22,035
I wouldn't want to know
that we weren't even.
950
01:22:24,171 --> 01:22:25,203
Why are we doing this?
951
01:22:25,238 --> 01:22:26,336
I just want to be even.
952
01:22:40,715 --> 01:22:43,023
TED: No, it's not a trick.
953
01:22:44,356 --> 01:22:48,358
But, I do want to steal
that truck of yours
one more time.
954
01:25:11,965 --> 01:25:13,866
TED: This is where
we were happiest.
955
01:25:15,804 --> 01:25:18,211
LAURA: When we were doing
absolutely nothing.
956
01:25:20,578 --> 01:25:24,151
TED: I'm sorry that
I had to drive
cross country to realize that.
957
01:25:25,616 --> 01:25:27,286
You just like
to get into trouble.
958
01:25:27,321 --> 01:25:29,112
Yeah.
959
01:25:29,147 --> 01:25:31,224
Because I know that
you won't give me out.
960
01:25:33,052 --> 01:25:33,985
Yeah.
961
01:25:39,762 --> 01:25:41,267
What am I going to do
without you?
962
01:25:42,402 --> 01:25:43,335
You're going to be all right.
963
01:25:50,344 --> 01:25:51,706
Yeah.
964
01:25:51,741 --> 01:25:53,378
Yeah, yeah, I will.
965
01:25:57,417 --> 01:25:59,252
I loved every moment with you.
966
01:26:01,146 --> 01:26:04,554
I loved being able to be
your partner.
967
01:26:06,052 --> 01:26:08,195
I love that you
let me be your partner.
968
01:26:12,399 --> 01:26:14,025
I love you, so much.
969
01:26:15,435 --> 01:26:16,533
I love you, too.
970
01:26:23,311 --> 01:26:24,211
Goodbye, Laura.
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