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Hanna?
I can't find my striped shirt anymore.
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Did you steal it *laughter* again.
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What striped Shirt?
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Hey, that's enough.
Take it off! Take it off!
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No! Help! Ah!
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Take it off! Take it ...
Tobi!
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What's going on here?
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Hanna is a clothing thief.
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You don't even wear it anymore.
I'ts practicly mine.
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You can't have it.
Maria gave it to me.
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You have to get over her.
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You're moving to Brussels and
you'll become a business woman.
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So what? Maria belongs to my life,
just, in the past.
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Well, in the present Maria is
together with Hannas ex, Lara.
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Just saying.
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I think now I'm definitely over Maria.
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I mean, Lara ... really?
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I'm curios how long that will last.
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* "Girls"
by Girl in Red *
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Hanna
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Lara
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* Kissing *
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* Kissing *
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* soft moaning *
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"Everything was different with Lara."
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"It was exciting, exactly what
I longed for after Franzi."
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* loud party music *
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* flushing *
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"There it is again, that feeling."
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"Why must every wild night
get back at me so mercilessly?!"
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Text Holly: I made some bananacake this morning.
It's in the oven. Such a nice summer day.
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Text Tobi: I'm at the Schlachtensee.
Bananacake was awesome.
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"But at least,
I landed at home."
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"And the hottest woman of the
city was laying in my bed."
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What time is it?
Seven.
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Should we go out?
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The sun is going down soon.
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I've got something better to do with you.
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* electronic music *
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Never have I ever
impregnated a woman.
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What? Never! When?
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Long time ago. At the end-of-school trip.
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Just a chick from my neighboring class.
(suprised) Congratulations.
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Never have I ever
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had something with a woman
who had a BMI over 30.
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I know nothing about BMIs.
Thats fat.
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Yeah, fat.
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Is Franzi fat?
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No, but the question is so stupid,
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that I have to get drunk.
Ah, come on. Just chill.
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Relax a little bit.
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Okay, no more mean questions.
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Okay. Never have I ever
slept with a man.
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Really? Never?
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You didn't drink either.
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Well, I'm a guy, right?
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Aren't you worried
that you're missing something?
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Aren't you worried,
that YOU are missing something?
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No.
See?
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So it's no problem for you
that Lara is bi?
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Why should it be a problem?
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Don't know. I would be scared
that she's missing something.
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A penis.
Yes.
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Okay, Tom ...
How large is your penis?
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Yeah, Tom, how large is your penis?
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Ehm, don't know.
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Normal, I think.
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Normal, yeah?
Yes, normal.
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I've got a whole penis
collection under my bed.
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I have big ones, small ones,
thick ones, slim ones.
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Some are knopped, wavy,
dotted, stiped.
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Ones you can fold-out,
some glow in the dark.
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With some you can go online.
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So when Lara needs a penis,
she will find one at my place.
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Okay, that's fine.
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Then I wake up in the morning
and I briefly forget.
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Thats the best moment of the day.
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Lovesickness on your birthday is shit.
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The rest of the day I feel
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like a toad in a state of shock,
unable to move.
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Yeah, I know that,
but it goes away.
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And sometimes, the toad
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has to stay in their state of shock.
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When she has enough power
she will leap forward.
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That's bullshit.
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You have to force yourself
to stand up again
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and throw yourself on the market.
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The last thing I want is another woman.
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(quietly) We have to go.
The list is closing at one.
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Are you serious.
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You don't want to come?
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No.
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I'm not in the mood to party today.
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Okay.
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Sorry.
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Bye!
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* Noise *
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(quietly) Here,
put that in your bra.
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I'm not wearing one.
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But Hanna does.
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Here, take it.
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* Phone rings *
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Yes, we are in the queue.
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You are on the list.
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But you have to be fast,
the list is closing at two.
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Okay, until then.
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I thought the list is closing at one?
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Sorry, I didn't want to stay
with your boring friens.
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When you want to go inside
you better give me
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The stuff you put in your bra.
I didn't put anything in there.
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I saw it.
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Sorry.
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Give me one.
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Seriously?
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Then why do you even go clubbing?
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You could have stayed on the
boring lovesickness-couch
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Fuck you, bro!
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Close it, please.
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I thought you aren't wearing a bra.
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I wanted you to do something
forbidden once.
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Drinks?
Yeah man, please!
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I think you should pay the next round.
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You fucked that up with the cocaine.
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Come, I'll pay the half of it.
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Mom and Dad are holding you
on the short leash.
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It's okay.
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Gin Tonic.
- Two, got it?
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64 Euro.
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64 Euro for four Gin Tonic?
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There is also one Euro pledge
for the glasses.
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That's all I have.
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Sorry, we aren't a charity.
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Is this for me?
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No, it's not for you.
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I'm gonna drink them
with my boring friends.
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"I wanted to be really dramaticly sad."
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"But my relationship with Lara
was so superficial,
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even my lovesickness was
only giving 50 percent."
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I'm single again
and I thought
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maybe we could be toads together?
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A stale Gin Tonic?
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Shut up.
That is the most expensive drink in Berlin.
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What happened?
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Don't ask.
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* Cats meowing *
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I'm laying in my bed,
watching animal videos at dawn
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While Lara and her friends
are partying realy hard.
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Imagine, you would have to be
at this annoying club
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spending time with some Hipsters
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Instead of chilling comfortably with me.
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Right. Poor Hipster.
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* Schnarchen *
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"So the party relationship
didn't evolve to the great love."
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"Well, thats suprising."
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"But a good friend
and a big box of ice cream
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made me forget my
lovesickness pretty fast."
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* "Mystery of Love"
by Sufjan Stevens *
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