Original subtitles

Hanna? I can't find my striped shirt anymore.

Did you steal it *laughter* again.

What striped Shirt?

Hey, that's enough. Take it off! Take it off!

No! Help! Ah!

Take it off! Take it ... Tobi!

What's going on here?

Hanna is a clothing thief.

You don't even wear it anymore. I'ts practicly mine.

You can't have it. Maria gave it to me.

You have to get over her.

You're moving to Brussels and you'll become a business woman.

So what? Maria belongs to my life, just, in the past.

Well, in the present Maria is together with Hannas ex, Lara.

Just saying.

I think now I'm definitely over Maria.

I mean, Lara ... really?

I'm curios how long that will last.

* "Girls" by Girl in Red *

Hanna

Lara

* Kissing *

* Kissing *

* soft moaning *

"Everything was different with Lara."

"It was exciting, exactly what I longed for after Franzi."

* loud party music *

* flushing *

"There it is again, that feeling."

"Why must every wild night get back at me so mercilessly?!"

Text Holly: I made some bananacake this morning. It's in the oven. Such a nice summer day.

Text Tobi: I'm at the Schlachtensee. Bananacake was awesome.

"But at least, I landed at home."

"And the hottest woman of the city was laying in my bed."

What time is it? Seven.

Should we go out?

The sun is going down soon.

I've got something better to do with you.

* electronic music *

Never have I ever impregnated a woman.

What? Never! When?

Long time ago. At the end-of-school trip.

Just a chick from my neighboring class. (suprised) Congratulations.

Never have I ever

had something with a woman who had a BMI over 30.

I know nothing about BMIs. Thats fat.

Yeah, fat.

Is Franzi fat?

No, but the question is so stupid,

that I have to get drunk. Ah, come on. Just chill.

Relax a little bit.

Okay, no more mean questions.

Okay. Never have I ever slept with a man.

Really? Never?

You didn't drink either.

Well, I'm a guy, right?

Aren't you worried that you're missing something?

Aren't you worried, that YOU are missing something?

No. See?

So it's no problem for you that Lara is bi?

Why should it be a problem?

Don't know. I would be scared that she's missing something.

A penis. Yes.

Okay, Tom ... How large is your penis?

Yeah, Tom, how large is your penis?

Ehm, don't know.

Normal, I think.

Normal, yeah? Yes, normal.

I've got a whole penis collection under my bed.

I have big ones, small ones, thick ones, slim ones.

Some are knopped, wavy, dotted, stiped.

Ones you can fold-out, some glow in the dark.

With some you can go online.

So when Lara needs a penis, she will find one at my place.

Okay, that's fine.

Then I wake up in the morning and I briefly forget.

Thats the best moment of the day.

Lovesickness on your birthday is shit.

The rest of the day I feel

like a toad in a state of shock, unable to move.

Yeah, I know that, but it goes away.

And sometimes, the toad

has to stay in their state of shock.

When she has enough power she will leap forward.

That's bullshit.

You have to force yourself to stand up again

and throw yourself on the market.

The last thing I want is another woman.

(quietly) We have to go. The list is closing at one.

Are you serious.

You don't want to come?

No.

I'm not in the mood to party today.

Okay.

Sorry.

Bye!

* Noise *

(quietly) Here, put that in your bra.

I'm not wearing one.

But Hanna does.

Here, take it.

* Phone rings *

Yes, we are in the queue.

You are on the list.

But you have to be fast, the list is closing at two.

Okay, until then.

I thought the list is closing at one?

Sorry, I didn't want to stay with your boring friens.

When you want to go inside you better give me

The stuff you put in your bra. I didn't put anything in there.

I saw it.

Sorry.

Give me one.

Seriously?

Then why do you even go clubbing?

You could have stayed on the boring lovesickness-couch

Fuck you, bro!

Close it, please.

I thought you aren't wearing a bra.

I wanted you to do something forbidden once.

Drinks? Yeah man, please!

I think you should pay the next round.

You fucked that up with the cocaine.

Come, I'll pay the half of it.

Mom and Dad are holding you on the short leash.

It's okay.

Gin Tonic. - Two, got it?

64 Euro.

64 Euro for four Gin Tonic?

There is also one Euro pledge for the glasses.

That's all I have.

Sorry, we aren't a charity.

Is this for me?

No, it's not for you.

I'm gonna drink them with my boring friends.

"I wanted to be really dramaticly sad."

"But my relationship with Lara was so superficial,

even my lovesickness was only giving 50 percent."

I'm single again and I thought

maybe we could be toads together?

A stale Gin Tonic?

Shut up. That is the most expensive drink in Berlin.

What happened?

Don't ask.

* Cats meowing *

I'm laying in my bed, watching animal videos at dawn

While Lara and her friends are partying realy hard.

Imagine, you would have to be at this annoying club

spending time with some Hipsters

Instead of chilling comfortably with me.

Right. Poor Hipster.

* Schnarchen *

"So the party relationship didn't evolve to the great love."

"Well, thats suprising."

"But a good friend and a big box of ice cream

made me forget my lovesickness pretty fast."

* "Mystery of Love" by Sufjan Stevens *

subtitles by Marleen