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Oh, how do you do?
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Today I am searching
for the perfect spot
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to bury my perfect bone,
to keep it perfectly safe.
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Now, let us see
what is available.
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Mmm, that spot is too high.
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Ew, that spot stinks.
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[whimpers] Let lie there.
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[grunts]
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It looks like
I'll never find the right...
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Oh!
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Now, this is the perfect spot.
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Until next time, dear friend,
you're off to a safer...
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[crying]
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place!
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Huh?
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Eh, pardon me, mac,
but do you know
who this belongs to?
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Of course, little gray rabbit.
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That is none other
than my bone.
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[gulps]
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What are you doing
with my bone in my hole?
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-Your hole?
-Yes, my hole! Out! Out!
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Out!
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[panting]
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Of course
you realize this means...
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[retching]
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Squirrel.
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[laughing] Whee!
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Gee, I sure am having fun
with this brand-new bone!
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Oh, good.
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Even the rabbit should partake
in the joys of a bone.
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Rabbit?
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[breathing heavily]
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What are you doing
with my bone?
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You want the bone, boy?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
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You want the bone?
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Bow-wow. Woof-woof.
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-Yes, I do.
-Then fetch!
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Fear not, bone,
you are safe and sound now.
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Oh, bone, you make me
feel lighter than air.
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[screams, grunts]
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[panting]
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Out of breath already.
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It's like there's no air
up here...
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[gasping]
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[coughing]
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-Well, that takes care
of that.
-[loud thud]
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[groaning]
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My bone, it's okay.
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[gasps]
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You!
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Now what?
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I have a bone to pick with you.
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It's your fault that
my bone is space dust.
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I demand you get me a new bone,
and it better be a good one.
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Or else I'll... [snarls]
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[shushing]
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Looking for a bone, mac?
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Yes.
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I know a place that sells bone.
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Good stuff.
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Hey, dog.
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You're looking for bone?
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I have all kind of bone.
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-We have funny bone...
-[squeaking]
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Ooh.
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we have wish bone...
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[exclaims excitedly]
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we even have bare bone.
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[groans]
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Ah, I see
you're dog of quality.
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For you, my friend,
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may I suggest the Magnum bone?
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[panting]
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-Eh, she's perfect fit, huh?
-[whimpers]
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[gasping] Thank you, kind sir.
How much do I owe you?
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Mmm.
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What is this?
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Oh.
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That oughta teach that mutt
not to mess with Bugs Bunny.
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[laughing]
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[huffing]
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[growling]
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You know something?
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I don't just want any bone.
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I want...
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[grunts]
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one of your bones.
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[growling]
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[tooting]
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How do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do?
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[shushes]
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Look, bonehead! Look!
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Here's a brand-new bone
just for you.
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Wow! Thanks a lot, mister.
Thanks a lot.
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Hurry! You better bury it
before that nasty old rabbit
gets back.
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Bone voyage, bonehead!
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This shouldn't
even happen to a dog.
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[laughing]
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Hyah! Hyah!
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Cicero!
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Hyah!
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How many times
do I have to tell you
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me... My machete
is not a toy!
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Now, go get your truck.
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And sit down.
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[sighs] Okay, Uncle Porky.
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[stuttering] Boy.
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That kid... [stuttering]
That really stresses me out.
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[sighs]
I got to calm my nerves.
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Luckily, I can always turn to
my Guided Relaxation podcast.
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Cicero.
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I'm going to close my eyes
for two minutes.
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You better be sitting
right there when I open them
back up. Understood?
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Yes, Uncle Porky.
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[woman over headphones]
You're listening to
Guided Relaxation.
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Close your eyes
and get ready to relax.
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[exhales]
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Sit comfortably
and relax your shoulders.
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For the next two minutes,
the world is at peace.
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Feel your surroundings.
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A gentle breeze
tickles your being.
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Beautiful colors
ripple across the sky.
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As you breathe in and out,
be reminded that
while you're in this state,
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you are in a safe place
where nothing can harm you.
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Reset your mind.
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Imagine the world as your
own personal canvas.
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While you're in this state,
relaxation is the only
currency that matters.
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Breathe in and out.
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[breathes deeply]
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Imagine a life
free of material possessions.
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Free yourself
from the stranglehold
of consumerism.
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Breathe in and out.
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[exhales]
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Smell the golden fields
of Tuscany.
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Picture a peaceful
babbling brook
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or a sparkling, cascading
waterfall, perhaps.
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[growling]
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Remember that
sea monsters aren't real...
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and aren't in your living room
right now.
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Just relax.
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Imagine all of your problems
washing away.
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[sea monster burbling]
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Washing away.
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Open the window to your soul.
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Reconnect with
your inner child.
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Feel a positive charge
of rejuvenation.
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Remember that relaxation
is a firewall keeping stress
and anxiety out of your life.
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Count to three
and open your eyes.
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Observe your surroundings.
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You have achieved
total relaxation.
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[screaming]
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[panting wheezily]
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I'm gonna need
a few more minutes.
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[woman over headphones]
You're listening to
Guided Relaxation.
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