Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

[humming] Ah! There.

At long last, my Interplanetary Destructo-Ray is finally complete.

Soon Earth will be eradicated.

And with that pesky planet out of the way,

my delicate Rhoda-decahedron plant

will finally get enough sunlight.

Isn't it lovely?

[sniffs]

[crashes]

-[automated voice] Invader alert. -Huh?

- [alarm blaring] -Invader alert. Invader alert.

[Marvin] An invader? On my planet?

And I was in such a good mood too.

Hmm.

A scout rover from Earth?

Oh, no. The Earthlings can't know that I'm going to destroy them.

It's supposed to be a surprise.

Oh, nothing distresses me more than a spoilsport.

Hmm. I'll have to dispose of that irksome intruder

before it discovers what I'm up to.

A blast from my Radial Dispersal Ray

should incinerate that infernal instigator.

[blasts]

Oh, hold still so I may vaporize you.

Aha!

Oh, crumbs.

Those Earthlings are much more brighter than I anticipated.

Hmm. That rover is going right through my danger field.

Fortunately, I always make sure to keep

a few explosive space modulators on hand.

A blast from one of these will surely silence that snooping spy.

[grunts]

Hmm.

Oh, the suspense.

Oh, goody. He took it.

[banging]

What the...

Ahh!

[groans]

Oh, good. I think I found--

[explodes]

Oh, I am quite perturbed.

Beastly times call for beastly measures.

[roars]

-[roars] -Oh, hush.

[zapping]

[whimpering]

Now, quit sniveling and eviscerate that robotic menace.

[whimpering]

And hurry up!

-[zapping] -[beast yelps]

You know, monsters can be so uncooperative sometimes.

[roars]

[exclaims]

[pants in excitement]

Oh!

[sniffing]

You hopeless one-eyed heathen.

Can't you even do a single thing you're told to do?

You make me so very, very angry.

You are the most insufferable, incapable, irresponsible creature in the universe!

Now you leave me no choice but to teach you a...

Uh?

Uh, a lesson?

[growls]

Oh, my. Has anyone ever told you your incisors are quite--

[chomps]

[Marvin groaning]

[screaming]

Oh! That does it.

I'm going to destroy that insidious invader once and for all.

[dramatic music playing]

[laughs maniacally]

[electricity buzzing]

I have you now.

Whoa!

[crashes]

[groans]

[automated voice] Self-destruct sequence initiated.

Oh, why did I think adding a self-destruct button would be a good idea?

[alarm beeps]

[explodes]

Well, at least the Earthlings didn't get the best of me.

Oh, drat.

Ain't I a stinker?

[theme music playing]

Huh?

Hmm.

[pants excitedly]

[screams]

[growls]

[grunting]

[snaps]

-[screams] -[crashes]

Aah!

[growling]

[scoffs]

[exclaiming]

[shrieks]

[roars]

[roars]

Whoa!

[instrumental wedding music playing]

[bee buzzing]

Yeah, yeah!

[bee buzzing]

[grunting in pain]

Love is pain.

[theme music playing]

[sighs wearily]

[radio static]

[jazz music playing]

[orchestral music playing]

[jazz music playing]

-[orchestral music playing] -[jazz music playing]

[music keeps switching]

[crashes]

[music keeps switching]

[jazz music playing]

[groans]

[orchestral music playing]

[blows raspberry]

[jazz music playing]

[coughs]

[orchestral music playing]

[hammering]

[crashes]

[jazz music playing]

[orchestral music playing]

[music keeps switching]

[explosion]

[amusing instrumental music playing]

[shrieking]

[solemn music playing]

[sighs]

[whirring]

[theme music playing]