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[theme music playing]

Viva, Las Vegas.

Boy, I've been looking forward to this vacation for months.

At Pharaoh's Deluxe Resort and Casino,

our quality service and luxurious accommodations

will leave you so satisfied,

you'll be Tutan-khaming back for more.

Yes, Siree. That's for me.

And brochures don't lie.

Now, where is that hotel?

Found it!

[door creaks]

Huh, must be off-peak season.

Gee, it's so dark in here, I can barely see the whiskers in front of my face.

Look, comic strips.

[gasps]

Meh, comic strips were a lot funnier years ago.

You'd think the front desk would be in front of the hotel.

Ah, the concierge.

Eh, pardon me, doc, but I'd like to book a room in your fine hotel.

King-size bed, whirlpool bath,

balcony access, close to the ice machine, away from the elevator,

non-smoking, please.

Eh, perhaps you didn't hear me.

I want to book a room.

Maybe you didn't understand me.

[emphasizing] I want to book a room.

[Bugs] Hello!

Hello.

Oi, Tutakh.

Anyone manning the helm up there?

Eh, you're no use to me.

I swear, they hire any crumb bum off the street these days.

[mummy grunts]

Say, what've we got here?

Egyptian-style novelty slot machines.

Hmm, now I know I got some loose change around here somewhere.

No, no.

[mummy grunting]

Come on, come on, big winner.

[slot machine rings]

Come to papa.

Hey, what is this?

-[beetle squeaking] -Funny money?

Oh, brother. What a rip.

I can't stand this new-fangled cryptocurrency.

Oh, boy, this must be the buffet.

Fancy shmancy.

Let's see now.

Exotic food they got here.

Oh well, when in Rome...

Ooh, sausage.

[humming tune]

Let's see. Some of this and some of that.

Four of those and...

[sniffing] Ew. This stuff is rank.

How long has this been sitting out for?

Weeks? Months?

Well, there goes my appetite.

Ugh, they don't even empty out the trash here.

[Bugs] Go...in...there.

There, the health inspector's gonna have a field day with this joint.

[grunting]

Boy, these luxury hotels are like mazes.

You can never find what you're looking for.

Well, this room is as good as any.

Now, how do you suppose these doors open?

[mummy grunting]

Is this it?

[crashing]

Ah, you must be the cleaning lady.

[mummy grunting]

Gee, look at this place.

And what gaudy decor.

And look at this.

They must pay you guys peanuts because this room is filthy.

[sneezing]

Ugh geez, now my sinuses are acting up.

Darn sticky windows.

[grunts]

Here, miss. Hold this.

[mummy screams]

Still feels a bit stuffy.

Let's get some air circulation in here.

[fan whirring]

Come on, you finnicky little...

Ah, now as I was...

Hey, where'd she go?

[grunting]

Quality service, luxurious accommodations.

Oh, brother, This place really is the pits.

No phone, no mini fridge.

Even this bed feels like a rock.

Geez Louise.

You'd think these high-end joints

-would at least try to treat their guests well. -[mummy grunting]

What's up, doc?

[screaming]

[laughing]

Whoo!

Ahh!

Wow, doc. You're a miracle worker.

That was hands-down the best deep-tissue massage I ever had.

Hey, let's have some fun.

[Bugs snickering]

[mummy screaming]

Hey, come back.

Where you going?

[mummy grunting]

We were just starting to have fun.

[mummy screaming]

Ooh, dang! It stinks to be him.

[theme music playing]

[stomach gurgling]

[slurps]

[rumbling]

[theme music playing]

[Road Runner] Beep, beep.

[honking]

[concrete hardening]

[Road Runner] Beep.

[Road Runner] Beep.

[rumbling]

[Road Runner] Beep.

[Road Runner] Beep.

[rock drill whirring]

[gasps]

[geyser rumbling]

Beep, beep.

[vehicle approaching]

-[vehicle leaving] -[concrete hardening]

[theme music playing]