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Ah! There you are.
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You good, ancestors?
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I don't want to think about
what Nate and Zari
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were doing in there to
make you fall off my wrist
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in the middle of the night.
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Actually, after several rounds of me
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kicking your butt in "Mortal Kombat",
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you complained of your Totem being...
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Being too tight on my gaming arm.
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So I loosened it up a little.
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Oh, thank goodness!
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That's why you spent the
night underneath the couch.
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Oh.
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Before you go, B,
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I have an important message.
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It's cool, G.
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We can skip my morning horoscope.
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Running late for another team
meeting and misplacing my Totem?
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Couldn't be more obvious
that Mercury's in retrograde.
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According to the Temporal Chronometer,
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today is your birthday.
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Whoa. I'm a quarter century!
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Happy birthday!
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Okay!
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Thanks to Kayla's pod tracker,
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we have a new advantage in preventing
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displaced aliens from
screwing with the timeline.
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Gideon, can you please run a scan?
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Right away, Co-Captain Sharpe.
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All right, well, I'm all in,
'cause mind-melding
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with that giant sandworm
left me with a nasty migraine.
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But...
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I suped-up my pequeña amiga
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with a special surprise
for the next space vermin.
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No need for surprises, guys.
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Uh, called it! Shows up late,
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wearing the clothes that he slept in,
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but still had time for breakfast,
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which means I am out of bathroom
cleaning rotation for a month.
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- Ugh.
- Hey.
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Yeah, no surprises,
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just slowly losing all
of our free will to Astra.
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Oh, good. 'Cause who needs surprises
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when smoking a few bowls,
watching your favorite sitcom
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on Bestflix with friends
and fam will do?
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Mm, that sounds like
a very romantic evening
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for you and Nate, but,
oh, yeah, that's right.
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We don't know which of
our Totems he decided
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- to have his sleepover in.
- Pardon me,
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but the pod's projected path
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is Vancouver, British Columbia, 2023.
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All right, everybody!
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Put on your, uh, toques
and Canada Goose,
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because we are going
to the third-largest
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metropolitan area in Canada! Ah!
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Oh, "Raincouver", babe,
it was right there.
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But it made sense! It's, like...
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- It's okay.
- Accurate information.
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Oh, Zari! You might
just wanna call Nate.
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Because even in the preventing business,
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we could still use all hands on deck.
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Got it, girl.
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Dad?
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Dad, is that you? Are you okay?
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Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
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I need to see you right
now. Where are you?
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Uh, hold on! I keep losing track
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of my stupid portal thingy.
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I'll grab one.
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Not how I thought
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my day would go, but it's all good.
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The universe has bigger plans.
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What's so special about today?
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It's a day that only comes
around once a year.
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Aw, cute affirmation.
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Anyway, if these "baecations"
between Nate and 1.0
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are gonna become the "ushe",
we need to work out a schedule.
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I did not sleep a wink this weekend
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because I was afraid he was just gonna
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sneak attack and pop out of the Totem.
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Look, I want Nate
back today of all days.
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- Hey, Mick.
- Hey, Mick.
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But we don't know what's
going on in the Totem.
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What if he's, you know,
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in flagrante delicto?
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Okay, this is what I'm saying.
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Do you not care that he's doing
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God knows what on your wrist?
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Really? Come on, guys.
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- Oh, see this is what...
- I di... no!
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What?
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- Oh! Huh?
- Yep. Yeah.
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- Did you...
- Uh-huh.
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- Yeah, you did.
- Wow, hello, hi.
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- How's she doing?
- Rory!
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You should see her.
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How long was I in that Totem?
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She's pregnant.
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Uh, yeah, Rory, we time-jumped to 2023.
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You opened a portal to Lita's future.
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Lita, honey! It's so good to see you.
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You look beautiful, congratulations!
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Thanks, Aunt Ava.
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She's pregnant.
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It's family reunion time!
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Yes, refereed by Auntie Ava.
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Mick! You're gonna be a grandpappy!
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I can't believe you went
and got yourself knocked up!
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Got myself knocked up?
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What do you call what you did with Mom
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in my high school gym supply closet?
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- Conceiving.
- Really?
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I haven't see you in over a year,
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you don't answer any of my calls,
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and that's all you have to say?
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What the hell are you talking about?
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You know what, here I thought
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the worst had happened,
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and that my baby would never
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get to meet their grandfather,
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but it turns out I was only half right,
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because you're totally fine.
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And you're still the same Mick Rory.
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A deadbeat.
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Ah...
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I am not a... I am not a deadbeat!
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Come back here, young lady!
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Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Maybe let's just try
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a little less shouting
and a lot more listening
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so that we can figure out
why you disappeared
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from your daughter's life, Mick.
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I'm not shouting!
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- Okay, the pod should make landfall soon.
- _
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Ish.
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Wait.
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You guys here for the "Bud Stuy" taping?
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- Here you go.
- What the... what?
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I knew that was Imran Saeed
in the back of that car!
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Wait, who is Imran Saeed, and
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what is "Bud Stuy"?
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Like you didn't already know
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it's my favorite sitcom
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created by the Saeed brothers!
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- Oh, right.
- Gratitude overload.
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Faking a mission and
pretending like you forgot
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today was my birthday
so you could spring
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"Bud Stuy" tickets on me?
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Too good!
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Gang!
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Thank you for keeping it under wraps.
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It is so hard to pull this stuff off.
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Um, actually...
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Yeah, it was all Zari's idea.
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The pod tracker doesn't even work.
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We love you so much. Happy birthday.
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Yeah, so you better get
in there, birthday boy!
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Before I change my mind.
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Come on!
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What have we done?
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Wait, Spooner!
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Not you, come on.
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Okay, the pod's further out this way.
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What is so special about this show?
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It doesn't look popular.
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Well, that's because it
only lasted two seasons.
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In high school, Behrad
used to stay up all night,
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get high, and watch reruns on Bestflix.
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Within pop culture,
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"Bud Stuy" had more of a cult following.
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Oh. Sounds like a lame cult.
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People with low ambition
going nowhere in life.
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- Ooh.
- Take it easy on B.
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It wasn't like any of us
were saving the world
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when we were in high school.
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I mean, technically, I was becoming
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a global brand and building
a Fortune 500 company.
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But it's your birthday,
so who's keeping track?
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Figured it was stressful enough having
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one global superstar in the fam-bam.
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"Bud Stuy's" charm was
that it wasn't trying
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to appeal to everyone.
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But it meant a lot to me.
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And wait till you see Imran Saeed.
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My all-time favorite actor.
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Oh. Show's startin'. Time to get hype!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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Pod should be entering our
atmosphere any minute now.
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Speak of the devil.
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"Bud Stuy" was filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
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Bro!
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Whoo!
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I got a DJ-ing gig. It's tonight!
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Wait, aren't you supposed
to be working a shift
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at your parents' bakery tonight?
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No, no, no. My days
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of pimping jalebi to...
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Hipsters in Bushwick are over.
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I'm not missing out on spinning
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at little Joshy Steinberg's bar mitzvah.
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Tonight he enters adulthood.
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As well as the 36 chambers
of the Wu-Tang Clan.
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They're kids. Just play something young
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and poppy and dumb, like Dragon Girl.
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- Rude.
- Damn.
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How are you gonna tell your
parents you're skipping work?
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Oh, I'm gonna honestly explain
that I'm pursuing my passion.
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I have a dream. It's
up to me to follow it.
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And then I'm gonna get smacked.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Preventing.
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Damn.
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Sleeping gummies, reading
gummies, naughty gummies.
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You're really gonna get high?
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To tell your parents you're
quitting the family business
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to pursue DJ-ing?
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Bismillah!
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Well, how else would I get through
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such a deep, meaningful conversation?
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Life's a trip!
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If you got the right
accoutrement for the ride.
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This sounds like a terrible...
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This show is too niche.
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We need something to make it a mass hit.
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Finally, something interesting
happens on this show.
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This is not supposed to happen.
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Uhh...
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Okay, am I tripping,
or did my personal stash
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get mixed up with the prop stash again?
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Go, go!
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That was a classic!
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And cut!
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So this "surprise" is
really starting to give off
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an "improvised lie that backfired" vibe.
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- Listen...
- It's cool!
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Little tropey, but,
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guess we're doing a sitcom mission.
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Hey, little guy.
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Yeah, yeah, you. Yeah,
the camera loves you.
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Just come on over.
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Come here, little guy.
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You're ruining one of
my favorite episodes.
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Look, Kam.
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I know we've had our
creative disagreements,
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but crashing the taping
with an animatronic alien?
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Right.
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Hey, buddy. Come here.
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Wow. Lookit, it's so cute.
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It's okay, buddy. It's okay.
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There you go.
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Well, this animatronic
alien is adorable.
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And the audience ate it up.
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So if we're ever gonna be
more than a cult show
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we need a gag that's
a little less foreign.
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Less foreign? It's a
freakin' alien, man.
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- I want broader appeal.
- You want less Muslim.
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You don't know what
religion the alien is.
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Okay. This thing is freaking me out.
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The puppeteer is going really method,
260
00:11:27,202 --> 00:11:29,966
because this thing is way too lifelike.
261
00:11:29,971 --> 00:11:31,534
Remember how we got here.
262
00:11:31,539 --> 00:11:33,336
I was your first audience.
263
00:11:33,341 --> 00:11:34,704
The one who encouraged you
264
00:11:34,709 --> 00:11:36,740
and drove you to all your stand-up gigs.
265
00:11:36,745 --> 00:11:39,814
Have I ever steered you wrong before?
266
00:11:43,952 --> 00:11:45,782
Can we at least reshoot the ending?
267
00:11:45,787 --> 00:11:47,584
Hell, get some VFX money,
make that crash
268
00:11:47,589 --> 00:11:48,687
look a little more convincing?
269
00:11:48,691 --> 00:11:50,421
We'll fix it in post.
270
00:11:55,730 --> 00:11:58,261
Aw.
271
00:11:58,266 --> 00:12:01,064
That thing's adorable. See, Spooner?
272
00:12:01,069 --> 00:12:02,966
Uh, I think I'm gonna
need a smaller gun.
273
00:12:02,971 --> 00:12:05,001
Hey! What are you still doing here?
274
00:12:05,006 --> 00:12:06,469
Come on.
275
00:12:06,474 --> 00:12:08,471
Oh! We're just...
276
00:12:08,476 --> 00:12:11,641
Hi, buddy. How's it going?
277
00:12:11,646 --> 00:12:12,913
Ow!
278
00:12:14,816 --> 00:12:16,379
You're no animatronic.
279
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,450
Okay, Mickey, I get that
280
00:12:20,455 --> 00:12:22,252
Lita's pregnancy's unexpected, you know?
281
00:12:22,257 --> 00:12:24,055
It feels like only yesterday
that we were watching her
282
00:12:24,059 --> 00:12:25,889
grow up, but if I have learned anything
283
00:12:25,894 --> 00:12:27,291
co-captaining the team on this ship,
284
00:12:27,295 --> 00:12:29,392
it's that being a parent
is really just about
285
00:12:29,397 --> 00:12:31,528
being cool when things
aren't really that cool, yeah?
286
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,229
Okay, where are we at
with listening, Mick?
287
00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:34,498
Captain Sharpe.
288
00:12:34,502 --> 00:12:36,633
You want another try at
a sassy send-off attempt
289
00:12:36,638 --> 00:12:37,801
- for the record?
- No!
290
00:12:37,806 --> 00:12:39,707
Ooh, why are we power walking?
291
00:12:42,122 --> 00:12:44,686
Oh, look, she's studying.
292
00:12:44,691 --> 00:12:46,992
It's excellent, right?
293
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,097
Hmm. Hi, Lita, honey.
294
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,266
See, she's still in school.
That's great, right, Mick?
295
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,168
Yeah, I have a big test coming up
296
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:57,104
in my intersectionality
and feminist activism class.
297
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,807
It's where I met Niko.
298
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:04,111
You got knocked up by some
creep taking a class for women?
299
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,879
Let's see what else you've missed.
300
00:13:05,884 --> 00:13:08,715
I'm vegan. I'm over my Sabbath phase.
301
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,350
I'm more into Fiona Apple.
302
00:13:10,355 --> 00:13:12,486
And I'm donating all the money
you left me in the shed
303
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,121
to AOC's future presidential run.
304
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,623
Wow.
305
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:18,225
Is there anything else
you wanna judge me for?
306
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,260
You know what? Why don't you tell us
307
00:13:20,265 --> 00:13:22,696
how you and Niko plan to raise the baby?
308
00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:25,399
We're cohabitating.
309
00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:29,409
The institution of marriage
is too inherently patriarchal.
310
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,646
Oh, stupid swollen fingers.
311
00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:42,220
- Here.
- No, I got it.
312
00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:46,787
You know, uh, Gideon could
have made you something.
313
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,756
Yeah, well, I don't
have Gideon at school
314
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,325
just to make my life easier.
315
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:55,496
And usually Niko helps
me with this stuff.
316
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:02,236
Okay. I am rational enough
317
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:06,740
to accept defeat, hangry
enough to accept your help.
318
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:11,950
You know, uh, some jars are
like old, stubborn bastards.
319
00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:15,649
They, uh, eventually open up.
320
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:25,225
Tell me about Niko.
321
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,299
Ugh. Would it have killed Kamran
322
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:35,469
to lock his office door so
the baby alien didn't escape?
323
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:39,273
I can't believe you cut my sexy
Totem time short for this.
324
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,842
Oh, by the way. She'd
kill me if I forgot,
325
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:42,943
she said, "Hey".
326
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:45,145
Hm. That's sweet.
327
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,747
Hey, girl.
328
00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:50,818
What does she do in the Totem,
for, like, you know, self-care?
329
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,586
Mostly be at peace.
330
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,188
School the ancestors in poker,
331
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,394
but mainly she wanted to talk about B.
332
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,192
- Really?
- Yeah.
333
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,129
She wanted to know his current
hair length, is he dating,
334
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,130
did he beat any of her high scores?
335
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,877
And for whatever reason, she asked me
336
00:15:03,882 --> 00:15:05,633
to keep an eye on him tonight
to make sure he didn't
337
00:15:05,637 --> 00:15:08,468
party too hard... Oh!
338
00:15:08,473 --> 00:15:10,337
- I just got it.
- Of course,
339
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,406
even though she's stuck
in mystical limbo,
340
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,645
she didn't forget his birthday.
341
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,681
There. You happy?
342
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,016
Yeah. Maybe one with the both of us?
343
00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:25,052
I could snap it. Long arms.
344
00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:27,592
Behrad. Let's go.
345
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,124
You know, by catching this alien,
346
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,825
we're actually preventing capitalism
347
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,594
from creating another monster.
348
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,496
Yeah. A monster hit.
349
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,064
You sound like Zari.
350
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:39,167
Don't tell me you think
the baby alien's cute too.
351
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,535
No, I don't think it's cute,
352
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,803
but there is no accounting mass taste.
353
00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:44,638
Look, no disrespect
to the past six years,
354
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,673
but this is the biggest mission ever.
355
00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:48,942
I'm not gonna let this alien
ruin my favorite show.
356
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,047
Don't be so dramatic.
357
00:15:50,052 --> 00:15:51,717
All I'm saying is, your
sister's got a point.
358
00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:53,819
If it doesn't make money,
it doesn't make sense.
359
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:08,232
You the new PA?
360
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,498
- Yeah.
- Good.
361
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:14,001
'Cause all we have around here
are those little coffee pods.
362
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,403
And we can't do that to Mother Earth.
363
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:17,838
Totally.
364
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:21,345
Appareat coffeum.
365
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,711
Well, don't be shy. Get in there.
366
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:27,347
Maybe your hero knows where
his brother hid that thing.
367
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,753
Astra Logue, Labor Relations.
368
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:36,763
Don't mind me. I am just here
to observe your... labor.
369
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:41,028
What if the baby alien
is in, like, alien WITSEC.
370
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,297
Hiding out on Earth from the Big Bad
371
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,532
that destroyed his home planet.
372
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:48,669
Sounds like a season of
backstory and mythology.
373
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,770
Just to pitch it,
374
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,738
the baby alien was sent to Earth
375
00:16:51,743 --> 00:16:53,440
on a rumspringa,
376
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:56,843
and is just trying to find
the perfect party pad.
377
00:16:56,848 --> 00:17:00,614
That's just what we need.
More aliens on the show.
378
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:03,884
I don't know if, uh, caffeine
is so good for the process.
379
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:06,586
But I could get you something groovier
380
00:17:06,591 --> 00:17:08,388
to help get the creative juices flowing.
381
00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:10,857
This guy knows what's up!
382
00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:12,659
Oh, uh, bro. Labor Relations.
383
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:15,128
Mr. Saeed, where did your
brother stash the baby alien?
384
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,130
You mean that stupid
puppet? I don't know.
385
00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:19,166
Then we're done here.
386
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,871
- Any luck?
- Negative.
387
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:27,208
But I did get a peek behind the
curtain in the writer's room.
388
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,544
Trust me, you do not wanna know
how the sausage gets made.
389
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,248
Oh, good. I think we found it.
390
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,450
Meet us by the stages.
391
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,152
Aw, hey, little guy.
392
00:17:39,157 --> 00:17:42,389
Hey, I can promise you,
alien hybrid to alien,
393
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,591
bananas, they're overrated.
394
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:47,961
Everything bagels,
this is where it's at.
395
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:53,233
Mm. Yeah, you wanna try it?
396
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:57,104
Come on. Here you go.
397
00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:59,373
Hey, I know.
398
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,941
Let's get outta here.
399
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:06,913
Hey, Astra. I don't think he likes that.
400
00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:18,664
Uh!
401
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:25,703
Ah!
402
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,273
There you are.
403
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,907
I'm going to talk to props
404
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,176
about leaving things lying around.
405
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,911
Somebody could get hurt.
406
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,650
What?
407
00:18:40,885 --> 00:18:42,345
All right, rise and shine, everyone.
408
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:45,390
We need a new strategy. Where is Behrad?
409
00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:47,125
Late. Again.
410
00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:49,658
Let's sweeten the pot
on the earlier bet.
411
00:18:49,663 --> 00:18:51,427
If he doesn't show in
the next five minutes,
412
00:18:51,432 --> 00:18:54,232
loser becomes my
personal fluff and fold.
413
00:18:54,237 --> 00:18:57,068
Relax, relax.
414
00:18:57,073 --> 00:18:59,037
I'm right here.
415
00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:01,410
Is that my brother?
416
00:19:02,579 --> 00:19:05,600
That's my pomade. I know
the sheen anywhere.
417
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:07,535
Communal bathroom, thought
it was up for grabs.
418
00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:09,771
And I just felt like shaking things up.
419
00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:12,074
I knew you had "leading
man" hair in you.
420
00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:13,442
All Tarazis have the gene.
421
00:19:13,447 --> 00:19:15,844
Okay, let's just show Gary the...
422
00:19:15,849 --> 00:19:19,014
Wow, it really is mesmerizing.
423
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:20,753
Thank you.
424
00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:23,218
Ohh.
425
00:19:23,223 --> 00:19:24,719
A Gusarax!
426
00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:27,255
Baby Gus-Gus! It's
got a nice ring to it.
427
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:30,325
You're coining merchandisable
nicknames now?
428
00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:32,727
Why was Imran's brother able to grab Gus
429
00:19:32,732 --> 00:19:35,497
without causing a Category 5 tantrum?
430
00:19:35,502 --> 00:19:38,166
Well, Gusaraxes are
bonded to their parents
431
00:19:38,171 --> 00:19:39,734
during the, uh, developmental phase.
432
00:19:39,739 --> 00:19:43,972
So if, uh, Gus-Gus is
bonded to Imran's brother,
433
00:19:43,977 --> 00:19:45,609
you'll have to get him
to bond with one of you,
434
00:19:45,613 --> 00:19:48,210
but, heh, good luck with that!
435
00:19:48,215 --> 00:19:50,012
They're attached to
their parents at the hip
436
00:19:50,017 --> 00:19:52,915
because that is where the teat is.
437
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,482
Ugh. Don't say "teat".
438
00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:56,351
Captain Lance, I've detected that a new
439
00:19:56,356 --> 00:19:58,586
"Bud Stuy" draft has been
submitted to the studio.
440
00:19:58,591 --> 00:20:01,456
Episode titled, "First Contact High".
441
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,395
New cup?
442
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,664
Hm, weird. Wharton
is the business school
443
00:20:05,669 --> 00:20:07,632
my maman and baba think I attend.
444
00:20:07,637 --> 00:20:09,901
Hm.
445
00:20:09,906 --> 00:20:11,200
"Wharton is the business school
446
00:20:11,204 --> 00:20:12,634
my maman and baba think I attend"?
447
00:20:12,639 --> 00:20:14,069
What's happening to me?
448
00:20:14,074 --> 00:20:16,100
I think the change in your favorite show
449
00:20:16,105 --> 00:20:17,505
is having an effect on you.
450
00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:20,341
He's better groomed, better caffeinated.
451
00:20:20,346 --> 00:20:22,177
I'd say Behrad got a free upgrade.
452
00:20:22,182 --> 00:20:24,612
No, no, no, no. This is not good.
453
00:20:24,617 --> 00:20:27,315
The butterfly effect from one
small change in the timeline
454
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,550
is too unpredictable.
455
00:20:28,555 --> 00:20:31,520
That's how we lost Zari 1.0.
456
00:20:31,525 --> 00:20:35,423
Okay, they're looking for
the role of "nosy landlord".
457
00:20:35,428 --> 00:20:36,858
He...
458
00:20:36,863 --> 00:20:39,728
It's obviously me,
I'm the trained actor.
459
00:20:39,733 --> 00:20:42,163
I mean, it's gonna be a nosy,
glamorous landlord, but
460
00:20:42,168 --> 00:20:43,965
Nate, come with, run lines?
461
00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:45,734
All right, let's get you
ready for that closeup.
462
00:20:45,738 --> 00:20:47,836
Okay, great. Zari,
once you book the part,
463
00:20:47,841 --> 00:20:49,871
you'll be in position
to separate Gus-Gus
464
00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:51,906
from Imran's brother and bond with him.
465
00:20:51,911 --> 00:20:53,608
Astra and B, make sure that
466
00:20:53,613 --> 00:20:55,510
this new script doesn't make it to air.
467
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,445
We have to ensure that
Imran stays the star
468
00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:59,848
so that Behrad can stay himself.
469
00:21:06,593 --> 00:21:09,024
What do you mean I'm not
a right fit for the r...
470
00:21:09,029 --> 00:21:11,226
You don't seem super great at your job.
471
00:21:11,231 --> 00:21:13,376
The writers had a very
specific vision in mind.
472
00:21:13,381 --> 00:21:15,712
Someone who fits the new
direction of the show.
473
00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:17,213
- Oh, did they?
- Hey, Z.
474
00:21:17,218 --> 00:21:19,816
The sign by the complimentary
mints said only take one,
475
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,122
so, uh, keep this on the DL.
476
00:21:24,477 --> 00:21:27,075
Nathaniel Heywood. No need
to lie about my height,
477
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,144
I am 6 foot...
478
00:21:29,149 --> 00:21:30,312
2.
479
00:21:30,317 --> 00:21:33,515
Uh, currently living? Here and there.
480
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,550
I travel a lot for work.
481
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:37,486
Is this for the CW?
482
00:21:37,491 --> 00:21:39,354
Well, so much for plan Z.
483
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:41,289
But Nate's getting his big break.
484
00:21:41,294 --> 00:21:44,359
Finally, a win for straight, white men.
485
00:21:44,364 --> 00:21:46,761
Well, if I was rebooting a show
with a flop first season,
486
00:21:46,766 --> 00:21:49,130
you'd be my pick.
487
00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:51,366
Who says stuff like that?
488
00:21:51,371 --> 00:21:53,301
I don't wanna become
some materialistic jerk
489
00:21:53,306 --> 00:21:56,037
with a Roth IRA, driving
a car that burns gas,
490
00:21:56,042 --> 00:21:58,039
and pounding Red Eyes!
491
00:21:58,044 --> 00:21:59,908
If this show is going off the rails,
492
00:21:59,913 --> 00:22:01,209
you need to talk to the person
493
00:22:01,214 --> 00:22:03,612
at the top of the food chain.
494
00:22:08,888 --> 00:22:10,719
"Faiz, it's the nosy landlord.
495
00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:12,487
Hide all the bongs.
496
00:22:12,492 --> 00:22:15,194
And the baby alien".
497
00:22:18,531 --> 00:22:20,128
As your boss, I gotta tell you,
498
00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:22,063
I'm good on the pharmaceuticals, bro.
499
00:22:22,068 --> 00:22:23,431
At least until this makeup sets.
500
00:22:23,436 --> 00:22:25,971
You can't sell out, man!
501
00:22:28,074 --> 00:22:30,004
Growing up, my mom and dad looked at me
502
00:22:30,009 --> 00:22:32,407
and saw a future
business school graduate.
503
00:22:32,412 --> 00:22:34,175
The world saw a weird, Muslim kid
504
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:36,745
they couldn't bother to figure out.
505
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:39,147
But seeing you on TV, Imran,
506
00:22:39,152 --> 00:22:42,488
was the first time I saw me.
507
00:22:44,758 --> 00:22:47,022
That's great.
508
00:22:47,027 --> 00:22:49,457
But I gotta do what my brother tells me.
509
00:22:49,462 --> 00:22:51,159
No, you don't.
510
00:22:51,164 --> 00:22:55,030
Dude, I flipped burgers, spun signs,
511
00:22:55,035 --> 00:22:57,065
but the gig I have now,
512
00:22:57,070 --> 00:23:00,172
it's the sweetest gig ever.
513
00:23:01,608 --> 00:23:04,405
Just had to let you know, I
wouldn't have ended up here
514
00:23:04,410 --> 00:23:07,575
if I hadn't seen you on
"Bud Stuy" so carefree.
515
00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:10,545
It's like you gave me
permission to leave home
516
00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:14,783
and go on the craziest
adventure of my life.
517
00:23:14,788 --> 00:23:17,552
Please, don't change your show.
518
00:23:17,557 --> 00:23:20,559
It's perfect the way it is.
519
00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:24,526
You must really love being a PA.
520
00:23:24,531 --> 00:23:26,832
Like a lot.
521
00:23:37,076 --> 00:23:39,378
Oh, come on.
522
00:23:43,917 --> 00:23:47,248
Imran, the studio loves the
baby alien in the new draft.
523
00:23:47,253 --> 00:23:49,218
And you're gonna love the
casting for the nosy landlord.
524
00:23:49,222 --> 00:23:50,618
Kam, this isn't working out.
525
00:23:50,623 --> 00:23:52,887
I promise, the new guy pops.
526
00:23:52,892 --> 00:23:56,057
This show was supposed
to be about the things
527
00:23:56,062 --> 00:23:57,425
that make us laugh.
528
00:23:57,430 --> 00:24:01,262
My life. I know, it's not for everyone.
529
00:24:01,267 --> 00:24:04,232
But to the people who get it,
530
00:24:04,237 --> 00:24:06,405
it's life-changing.
531
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,371
You really not believe in that anymore?
532
00:24:10,376 --> 00:24:12,607
What about the people
who pay us to make a hit?
533
00:24:12,612 --> 00:24:14,809
The studio's threatening to cancel us.
534
00:24:23,022 --> 00:24:25,687
Yeah, well, I'd rather have
one person laughing
535
00:24:25,692 --> 00:24:28,189
in the audience than
be a complete sellout.
536
00:24:28,194 --> 00:24:29,391
Don't do this.
537
00:24:29,396 --> 00:24:31,096
I quit.
538
00:24:44,431 --> 00:24:46,461
You okay?
539
00:24:46,466 --> 00:24:48,330
Oh, yeah. I'm just trying to wrap
540
00:24:48,335 --> 00:24:49,765
Behrad's birthday gifts.
541
00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:51,399
You know, the edges have to be perfect,
542
00:24:51,404 --> 00:24:53,444
or the whole presentation
is thrown off, that's all.
543
00:24:56,376 --> 00:24:57,539
I'm so sorry, honey.
544
00:24:57,544 --> 00:24:58,874
Are you okay?
545
00:24:58,879 --> 00:25:00,742
Yeah. I'm just looking for my dad.
546
00:25:00,747 --> 00:25:02,010
I should head out soon.
547
00:25:02,015 --> 00:25:03,879
So I take it you two
buried the hatchet, then?
548
00:25:03,884 --> 00:25:05,847
Well, you know Mick.
He runs a little hot,
549
00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:08,483
but he cools down eventually.
550
00:25:08,488 --> 00:25:10,685
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
551
00:25:10,690 --> 00:25:12,721
He was even asking all
these questions about Niko,
552
00:25:12,726 --> 00:25:15,390
like, where he grew up,
and his class schedule,
553
00:25:15,395 --> 00:25:17,926
and he's really interested
in his cross-country training.
554
00:25:17,931 --> 00:25:20,266
Even down to the hours and the routes.
555
00:25:20,967 --> 00:25:22,798
Niko wants to compete in the Olympics.
556
00:25:22,803 --> 00:25:25,333
Aw. See, I knew he'd come around.
557
00:25:25,338 --> 00:25:29,271
So, should we start planning
a baby shower, then?
558
00:25:29,276 --> 00:25:30,772
Or a funeral!
559
00:25:30,777 --> 00:25:32,674
Look, take it from a trained assassin,
560
00:25:32,679 --> 00:25:34,876
you wanna murder
somebody without a trace,
561
00:25:34,881 --> 00:25:37,846
you gather as much intel as possible.
562
00:25:37,851 --> 00:25:41,683
Lita, your dad is gonna
kill your boyfriend.
563
00:25:54,334 --> 00:25:56,765
What do you mean, Mr. Saeed's
"booked for the day"?
564
00:25:56,770 --> 00:25:58,633
- Un-book him.
- And make it quick
565
00:25:58,638 --> 00:26:00,335
because she's the nice one.
566
00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:03,505
- You don't want to upset me.
- It's true.
567
00:26:03,510 --> 00:26:05,111
Good girl.
568
00:26:06,379 --> 00:26:07,776
Where's Behrad?
569
00:26:07,781 --> 00:26:09,744
Relax, he's just pulling
himself together
570
00:26:09,749 --> 00:26:10,812
after Imran quit.
571
00:26:10,817 --> 00:26:12,514
The timeline hasn't changed that fast.
572
00:26:12,519 --> 00:26:14,116
Hm.
573
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:19,421
♪ For real, King's beat! ♪
574
00:26:19,426 --> 00:26:22,624
♪ I just let that money talk ♪
575
00:26:22,629 --> 00:26:24,426
♪ Take it to the end ♪
576
00:26:24,431 --> 00:26:27,066
My parking needs validating.
577
00:26:28,268 --> 00:26:31,170
I didn't know you had it in you.
578
00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:33,602
Try to keep up.
579
00:26:33,607 --> 00:26:35,203
♪ I just let that money talk ♪
580
00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:37,039
♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk ♪
581
00:26:37,044 --> 00:26:38,811
Wow. Who is...
582
00:26:39,846 --> 00:26:41,776
Are you kidding me?
583
00:26:41,781 --> 00:26:43,983
The possibilities are endless...
584
00:26:44,784 --> 00:26:45,947
Let me call you back.
585
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,349
'Scuse me, can I help you?
586
00:26:47,354 --> 00:26:48,783
You're gonna wanna try-com.
587
00:26:48,788 --> 00:26:51,620
We're members of the puppeteers union.
588
00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:53,488
Yeah. We're gonna need to see proof
589
00:26:53,493 --> 00:26:56,024
that you're using
union-certified puppeteers
590
00:26:56,029 --> 00:26:58,126
to operate the baby alien.
591
00:26:58,131 --> 00:27:01,600
I mean, unless you
have something to hide.
592
00:27:03,403 --> 00:27:05,167
Okay, it's not a puppet.
593
00:27:05,172 --> 00:27:07,035
I swear, I was just
waiting to get publicity
594
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,803
all lined up before I broke the news.
595
00:27:08,808 --> 00:27:12,407
The world's first alien
TV star is a gold mine.
596
00:27:12,412 --> 00:27:14,544
And you're just willing to stab
your brother in the back
597
00:27:14,548 --> 00:27:15,644
for success?
598
00:27:15,649 --> 00:27:17,445
Well, he does have a point.
599
00:27:17,450 --> 00:27:21,082
Gus-Gus is a vertical
integration vehicle.
600
00:27:21,087 --> 00:27:23,852
I'm talking dolls, branding deals,
601
00:27:23,857 --> 00:27:27,389
you can build an entire universe
out of this little guy.
602
00:27:27,394 --> 00:27:28,722
The synergy's all there.
603
00:27:28,727 --> 00:27:29,824
I like the way you think.
604
00:27:29,829 --> 00:27:31,092
And we are leaving.
605
00:27:31,097 --> 00:27:34,029
Thank you so much for your time.
606
00:27:34,034 --> 00:27:36,398
Hey, what the hell was that?
607
00:27:36,403 --> 00:27:37,933
You wanna make something of your life?
608
00:27:37,938 --> 00:27:39,634
It takes a little ambition.
609
00:27:39,639 --> 00:27:41,703
Speak.
610
00:27:47,814 --> 00:27:50,816
Come on, Niko, pick up.
611
00:27:52,152 --> 00:27:54,282
Oh, my God. Lita, look.
612
00:27:54,287 --> 00:27:56,551
Rory's strangling him!
613
00:27:56,556 --> 00:27:58,020
Wait, are they...
614
00:27:58,025 --> 00:28:00,026
hugging?
615
00:28:01,328 --> 00:28:02,795
Huh!
616
00:28:03,630 --> 00:28:06,094
I really wanna thank you
for looking after my daughter
617
00:28:06,099 --> 00:28:08,363
while I was...
618
00:28:08,368 --> 00:28:10,265
Away.
619
00:28:10,270 --> 00:28:11,933
Dad!
620
00:28:11,938 --> 00:28:13,768
I thought you were gonna kill him!
621
00:28:13,773 --> 00:28:15,333
- I was.
- Dad!
622
00:28:15,338 --> 00:28:16,339
No, no! It's okay.
623
00:28:16,343 --> 00:28:17,939
We talked it out.
624
00:28:17,944 --> 00:28:20,275
Mr. Rory came around to
seeing how bad it would look
625
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,011
if the author of post-feminist
empowerment lit
626
00:28:23,016 --> 00:28:25,380
killed his daughter's boyfriend.
627
00:28:25,385 --> 00:28:27,319
Oh, really?
628
00:28:28,488 --> 00:28:31,987
I want my grandchild to
have something I didn't.
629
00:28:31,992 --> 00:28:35,427
Two loving parents.
630
00:28:36,429 --> 00:28:37,859
You see?
631
00:28:37,864 --> 00:28:39,628
You never told me
your dad was this cool.
632
00:28:39,633 --> 00:28:42,631
He totally understands how we
got caught up in the moment.
633
00:28:42,636 --> 00:28:46,101
He said the same thing
happened to him and Kayla.
634
00:28:46,106 --> 00:28:48,236
You mean you and mom?
635
00:28:48,241 --> 00:28:49,838
Wait.
636
00:28:49,843 --> 00:28:52,345
You and Kayla?
637
00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:59,147
Are you okay?
638
00:29:00,654 --> 00:29:02,050
Are you crying?
639
00:29:02,055 --> 00:29:03,718
- No!
- It's...
640
00:29:03,723 --> 00:29:05,086
It's okay, Mr. Rory.
641
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:08,093
Let those toxic man-tears flow.
642
00:29:09,863 --> 00:29:12,765
Rest in peace, Kayla.
643
00:29:16,636 --> 00:29:19,032
Um, okay. I'll see you later.
644
00:29:19,037 --> 00:29:20,536
I'm just gonna make sure
he gets home okay.
645
00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:23,505
He's been acting really strange lately.
646
00:29:23,510 --> 00:29:26,341
Yeah.
647
00:29:26,346 --> 00:29:27,942
Real strange.
648
00:29:32,919 --> 00:29:34,883
Your keys, sir.
649
00:29:38,391 --> 00:29:39,588
Behrad, wait.
650
00:29:39,593 --> 00:29:40,691
We're trying to get the timeline
651
00:29:40,695 --> 00:29:42,658
back on track, remember?
652
00:29:42,663 --> 00:29:43,792
Who's this tool?
653
00:29:43,797 --> 00:29:45,427
What?
654
00:29:45,432 --> 00:29:46,995
Hand over the keys.
655
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,463
Unless you wanna take a ride, babe.
656
00:29:48,468 --> 00:29:50,265
If you call me babe
657
00:29:50,270 --> 00:29:51,763
one more time.
658
00:29:51,768 --> 00:29:53,568
Okay, that's enough.
You need to come with us.
659
00:29:53,573 --> 00:29:54,836
Come on.
660
00:29:54,841 --> 00:29:56,304
That's a lawsuit, brah.
661
00:29:56,309 --> 00:29:58,106
Sure you can afford that?
662
00:29:58,111 --> 00:29:59,841
Where is your Totem?
663
00:29:59,846 --> 00:30:01,309
Totem?
664
00:30:01,314 --> 00:30:02,544
It's a Rollie.
665
00:30:06,619 --> 00:30:08,616
Nate.
666
00:30:08,621 --> 00:30:10,285
What happened? Where'd it go?
667
00:30:10,290 --> 00:30:13,388
When he joined the team, he
stole the Totem from home.
668
00:30:13,393 --> 00:30:16,758
If he never did that, th...
669
00:30:16,763 --> 00:30:18,259
You're coming with us!
670
00:30:18,264 --> 00:30:20,966
My girlfriend's in that Totem, you tool.
671
00:30:21,901 --> 00:30:23,565
Who lives in this dump?
672
00:30:23,570 --> 00:30:25,633
It's kind of hard to explain, but...
673
00:30:25,638 --> 00:30:28,269
I need you to chill while I
go take care of something.
674
00:30:28,274 --> 00:30:30,905
Chill? I don't chill.
675
00:30:30,910 --> 00:30:32,807
I got money moves to make.
676
00:30:32,812 --> 00:30:34,976
Money moves?
677
00:30:34,981 --> 00:30:38,146
Is that why you sabotaged
the meeting with Kamran?
678
00:30:38,151 --> 00:30:41,049
You're not the only one who
understands mass appeal.
679
00:30:41,054 --> 00:30:44,219
Gus-Gus is going to
be a global superstar.
680
00:30:44,224 --> 00:30:47,122
I'm bringing "Bud Stuy"
to a whole new audience.
681
00:30:47,127 --> 00:30:48,616
Jealous?
682
00:30:48,621 --> 00:30:50,992
No. Because the Behrad I know
683
00:30:50,997 --> 00:30:54,129
isn't some calculating business bro.
684
00:30:54,134 --> 00:30:56,935
Yeah, well, maybe you
don't know me at all.
685
00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:01,273
Zari, what's going on?
686
00:31:05,044 --> 00:31:06,374
I'm sorry, Behrad.
687
00:31:06,379 --> 00:31:07,909
You can't leave me in here, Zari!
688
00:31:07,914 --> 00:31:09,944
I'm not leaving you. I'm fixing this.
689
00:31:15,088 --> 00:31:17,018
It's gonna be all right.
690
00:31:17,023 --> 00:31:18,153
Is it?
691
00:31:18,158 --> 00:31:19,821
At least when your Zari lost Behrad,
692
00:31:19,826 --> 00:31:20,955
it wasn't her fault.
693
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,957
Enough with the "your Zari" stuff.
694
00:31:22,962 --> 00:31:24,559
- You're my Zari too.
- No, Nate.
695
00:31:24,564 --> 00:31:26,261
Your Zari is gone,
and without the Totem,
696
00:31:26,266 --> 00:31:27,862
so is everything she
sacrificed her life for.
697
00:31:27,866 --> 00:31:29,632
A decision I doubt she would
have made if she knew
698
00:31:29,636 --> 00:31:31,500
she was being replaced
by a version of her who...
699
00:31:31,504 --> 00:31:33,168
Who didn't realize how
700
00:31:33,173 --> 00:31:35,970
a sitcom literally
changed her brother's life.
701
00:31:35,975 --> 00:31:38,539
Z, we all messed up,
but we gotta get moving.
702
00:31:38,544 --> 00:31:40,375
When this timeline catches up to Behrad,
703
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:43,882
there's no telling who
we're gonna be without him.
704
00:31:45,438 --> 00:31:47,468
So, when were you gonna
tell me about Kayla?
705
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:50,030
Sounds like you really cared about her.
706
00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:52,333
And do not leave out any details.
707
00:31:52,338 --> 00:31:55,436
Like, uh, when you got
caught up in the moment...
708
00:31:55,441 --> 00:31:58,672
cover your ears, Lita...
were there any, uh...
709
00:31:58,677 --> 00:32:01,242
tentacles involved?
710
00:32:01,247 --> 00:32:02,743
Whoa!
711
00:32:02,748 --> 00:32:05,246
You dated an alien?
712
00:32:05,251 --> 00:32:06,380
We didn't date.
713
00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:08,415
We, uh, we almost died.
714
00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:11,719
But then we, uh, then I...
715
00:32:11,724 --> 00:32:13,053
Gross, Dad.
716
00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:14,989
So there were tentacles involved?
717
00:32:14,994 --> 00:32:16,957
Yeah. Lots. It was mind-blowing.
718
00:32:16,962 --> 00:32:19,026
You jealous? Now, get out of here!
719
00:32:19,031 --> 00:32:22,266
I wanna spend some more
time with my daughter.
720
00:32:23,969 --> 00:32:25,433
Kamran.
721
00:32:25,438 --> 00:32:27,501
Ugh. Now what?
722
00:32:27,506 --> 00:32:30,237
Listen, I know you worked
your ass off for this moment.
723
00:32:30,242 --> 00:32:33,574
And our hard work is rarely celebrated.
724
00:32:33,579 --> 00:32:36,977
So I get how badly you
wanna be seen, but...
725
00:32:36,982 --> 00:32:38,646
you know this isn't right.
726
00:32:38,651 --> 00:32:40,414
Have you ever seen the show?
727
00:32:40,419 --> 00:32:42,349
My brother wasn't exactly
making television
728
00:32:42,354 --> 00:32:44,485
that we could be proud of.
729
00:32:44,490 --> 00:32:46,086
Well, you know what,
730
00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:47,956
he doesn't have to be a
torch-bearer for all of us.
731
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,557
That expectation is, honestly,
732
00:32:49,562 --> 00:32:51,926
unrealistic and, frankly, annoying.
733
00:32:51,931 --> 00:32:53,794
Your brother inspired people,
734
00:32:53,799 --> 00:32:56,764
not by trying to inspire people, but...
735
00:32:56,769 --> 00:32:58,799
just by being himself.
736
00:32:58,804 --> 00:33:01,935
Well then too bad that he quit.
737
00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:05,139
And-and that's how you
wanna leave things?
738
00:33:05,144 --> 00:33:07,375
Don't let this be the fight that
changes things between you,
739
00:33:07,379 --> 00:33:09,677
because once that happens,
740
00:33:09,682 --> 00:33:11,746
you could lose him forever.
741
00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:14,481
Which diaper do you wanna
go with for the baby alien?
742
00:33:14,486 --> 00:33:15,749
Picture's up!
743
00:33:15,754 --> 00:33:17,184
Two, I like the extra cushion.
744
00:33:17,189 --> 00:33:19,353
Look, picture's up. Like, right now.
745
00:33:19,358 --> 00:33:21,655
There's nothing I can do.
746
00:33:28,901 --> 00:33:31,365
Instead of lighting up
in the dark, all alone,
747
00:33:31,370 --> 00:33:34,201
you need to get your ass in there
and take back your show.
748
00:33:34,206 --> 00:33:36,970
You know, you're really
pushy for Labor Relations.
749
00:33:36,975 --> 00:33:39,573
You can't make me go back!
750
00:33:49,655 --> 00:33:53,353
"Bud Stuy" was filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
751
00:33:57,996 --> 00:33:59,727
Oh, no!
752
00:33:59,732 --> 00:34:00,828
It's the nosy landlord!
753
00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:01,895
I have to hide the bong
754
00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:02,930
and the baby alien!
755
00:34:06,338 --> 00:34:08,435
Sorry, buddy.
756
00:34:10,242 --> 00:34:12,940
I didn't know it was inspection day!
757
00:34:18,150 --> 00:34:19,647
That's why it's called
758
00:34:19,652 --> 00:34:21,849
a surprise inspection.
759
00:34:21,854 --> 00:34:24,518
That's why it's called
a surprise inspection!
760
00:34:29,695 --> 00:34:31,859
I'm Nick Hunter.
761
00:34:31,864 --> 00:34:35,262
Intergalactic alien law enforcer.
762
00:34:35,267 --> 00:34:37,564
What the hell is the
nosy landlord doing?
763
00:34:37,569 --> 00:34:40,367
No.
764
00:34:40,372 --> 00:34:41,869
You're the nosy landlord.
765
00:34:41,874 --> 00:34:43,570
It's called a plot twist,
766
00:34:43,575 --> 00:34:45,005
amateur.
767
00:34:45,010 --> 00:34:47,441
Now where's Gus-Gus?
768
00:34:48,914 --> 00:34:50,444
Ah-ha!
769
00:35:10,636 --> 00:35:12,800
Oh.
770
00:35:12,805 --> 00:35:15,469
Set this bad boy to stun.
771
00:35:19,511 --> 00:35:21,608
Hey, hey! Ugh!
772
00:35:25,350 --> 00:35:29,049
And this. Won't. Hurt. A. Bit.
773
00:35:29,054 --> 00:35:31,385
Ah!
774
00:35:55,113 --> 00:35:57,277
Caught you, you little finger-biter.
775
00:35:57,282 --> 00:35:59,613
No, no, no, no!
776
00:35:59,618 --> 00:36:00,648
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry!
777
00:36:00,652 --> 00:36:02,082
Just a little boo-boo.
778
00:36:11,496 --> 00:36:13,494
There we go.
779
00:36:13,499 --> 00:36:15,963
You beautiful alien baby.
780
00:36:21,273 --> 00:36:24,137
Faiz, what did I tell you about having
781
00:36:24,142 --> 00:36:25,973
the right accoutrements?
782
00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:31,745
Take a couple of these for
the road, nosy landlord.
783
00:36:34,152 --> 00:36:35,816
Have a nice trip, Gus-Gus.
784
00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:48,662
I'm just glad things are back
to normal around here.
785
00:36:58,543 --> 00:37:00,474
It looks like the audience hated it.
786
00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:02,519
But that's why I believed
in you in the first place.
787
00:37:17,345 --> 00:37:18,574
You guys!
788
00:37:21,883 --> 00:37:23,379
Shh.
789
00:37:26,354 --> 00:37:28,522
Happy birthday.
790
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,888
Thanks!
791
00:37:35,063 --> 00:37:37,226
My first time using a cell phone
792
00:37:37,231 --> 00:37:39,833
was the day Behrad was born.
793
00:37:41,769 --> 00:37:43,332
I was trying to take a selfie,
794
00:37:43,337 --> 00:37:46,473
but my annoying baby
brother photo-bombed.
795
00:37:47,642 --> 00:37:50,911
Every Eid, he wanted
to be in the kitchen.
796
00:37:51,779 --> 00:37:55,549
And he wasn't just
sneaking Maman's fesenjoon.
797
00:37:56,651 --> 00:37:58,585
He was learning.
798
00:38:00,588 --> 00:38:04,691
No wonder he cooks
the best team dinners.
799
00:38:06,828 --> 00:38:11,033
He's on his own weird
and special wavelength.
800
00:38:14,102 --> 00:38:18,101
I love him just the way he is.
801
00:38:18,106 --> 00:38:21,274
He is priceless.
802
00:38:23,811 --> 00:38:27,443
And somehow I forget that
someone really amazing
803
00:38:27,448 --> 00:38:31,051
gave up everything for him to be here.
804
00:38:33,854 --> 00:38:36,085
For me, Behrad's birthday
became a reminder
805
00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:38,321
of everything he missed out on.
806
00:38:38,326 --> 00:38:42,531
It makes me happy to see he's
had a chance to really live.
807
00:38:44,832 --> 00:38:47,663
Well, you know, we're throwing
a party for him right now
808
00:38:47,668 --> 00:38:50,166
and you should really get going
before all the cake is gone.
809
00:38:50,171 --> 00:38:52,205
I know how you love cake.
810
00:38:53,774 --> 00:38:55,271
What about the timeline?
811
00:38:55,276 --> 00:38:57,873
Well, I heard that finding loopholes
812
00:38:57,878 --> 00:39:00,543
is kind of your thing, so I had
a chat with the ancestors.
813
00:39:00,548 --> 00:39:02,978
Turns out, two air Totems have never
814
00:39:02,983 --> 00:39:04,447
existed at the same time before.
815
00:39:04,452 --> 00:39:06,415
They think if only one
of us is out at a time,
816
00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:07,683
Behrad should be safe.
817
00:39:07,688 --> 00:39:10,690
I say we try it out for a few weeks.
818
00:39:14,829 --> 00:39:15,925
What are you waiting for?
819
00:39:15,930 --> 00:39:17,493
Behrad's probably looking for someone
820
00:39:17,498 --> 00:39:19,929
to take shrooms with as we speak.
821
00:39:19,934 --> 00:39:21,697
Oh, you know how to imitate
822
00:39:21,702 --> 00:39:24,800
Maman's disapproving death stare, right?
823
00:39:24,805 --> 00:39:26,969
Yeah. Yeah.
824
00:39:26,974 --> 00:39:28,775
Good.
825
00:39:30,444 --> 00:39:32,479
Thank you.
826
00:39:33,681 --> 00:39:36,278
- Look at this guy.
- Aww.
827
00:39:38,452 --> 00:39:40,950
I heard you committed grand theft auto.
828
00:39:40,955 --> 00:39:42,218
Yeah.
829
00:39:42,223 --> 00:39:43,552
Did all that for little old me?
830
00:39:43,557 --> 00:39:44,954
I did it for everyone.
831
00:39:44,959 --> 00:39:47,022
We couldn't breathe
around the douchier you.
832
00:39:47,027 --> 00:39:49,396
Too much cologne.
833
00:39:50,464 --> 00:39:54,330
Is that sandalwood and frankincense?
834
00:39:54,335 --> 00:39:57,537
I like sandalwood and frankincense.
835
00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:00,469
All right.
836
00:40:00,474 --> 00:40:03,172
My little brother is all grown up.
837
00:40:03,177 --> 00:40:05,741
Oh!
838
00:40:05,746 --> 00:40:07,881
Happy birthday.
839
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,654
No.
840
00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:29,498
So Avalance is engaged, congrats.
841
00:40:29,503 --> 00:40:32,768
Sara has a new set of
healing powers, sweet.
842
00:40:32,773 --> 00:40:34,603
Gary's been an alien this whole time.
843
00:40:34,608 --> 00:40:37,039
Not at all surprising.
844
00:40:37,044 --> 00:40:38,541
Lita's expecting.
845
00:40:38,546 --> 00:40:40,876
Oh, and a baby alien
imprinted on my boyfriend.
846
00:40:40,881 --> 00:40:42,244
Cool, cool, cool.
847
00:40:42,249 --> 00:40:44,213
Hm, well, guess I can count on you
848
00:40:44,218 --> 00:40:45,581
to never change, Mick.
849
00:40:45,586 --> 00:40:46,916
Cheers.
850
00:40:48,088 --> 00:40:49,456
Whoa.
851
00:40:50,391 --> 00:40:52,488
The hell are you doing?
852
00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:54,324
When you and Kayla got
caught up in the moment,
853
00:40:54,328 --> 00:40:55,891
her tentacle entered your ear canal,
854
00:40:55,896 --> 00:40:56,960
and she laid eggs in your head,
855
00:40:56,964 --> 00:40:59,228
and now you're growing a brood...
856
00:40:59,233 --> 00:41:01,201
Pouch.
857
00:41:03,137 --> 00:41:05,701
So you're saying my dad is...
858
00:41:05,706 --> 00:41:06,936
pregnant?
859
00:41:06,941 --> 00:41:08,437
Yep.
860
00:41:11,445 --> 00:41:12,708
Gideon?
861
00:41:12,713 --> 00:41:14,243
Sorry, I can't help it.
862
00:41:14,248 --> 00:41:17,246
This is the laugh I was programmed with.
863
00:41:17,251 --> 00:41:18,614
Wow.
864
00:41:18,619 --> 00:41:20,382
That I did not see coming.
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