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♪ Kick, Kick,Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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JOCK WILDER: Live, tonight!
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(READING)
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Maniacs wrestle crocodilesfor the title of "Craziest"
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and "Bitey-est."
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And withnano-camera technology,
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Jock Wilder'sCroc Wrestle II
will be aired live
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on channel 4021!
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4021? We don't
have channel 4021!
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We have to
see this live!
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Otherwise they'll
take out the best parts!
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Where people's
best parts are taken out!
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If only we had a way
to watch channel 4021.
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Well, there is one way.
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(GASPS) No!
Not him! Anything but...
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Mouth.
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So, other shadowy figure,
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I can get what you want
but I expect to
be paid handsomely.
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Don't you worry.
I have a plan.
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Now to formulate a plan.
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Mouth!
You gotta help us!
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We've got to
Croc Wrestle II tonight!
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Please!
We'll do anything!
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Anything, hmm?
Looks like my plan
formulated itself.
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Of course I'll help you.
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Care to step
into my office?
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Um, no.
That's creepy.
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-(SIREN WAILING)
-Hey!
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What are
you two punks doing?
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Two? We're just
talking to Mouth.
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Mouth?
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(WIND WHISTLING)
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But we were
talking to Mouth.
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Yeah, right.
I'm watching you two.
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-Now, where we?
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Let me get this straight.
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You two want to
watch Croc Wrestle II
live on channel 4021.
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Impossible.
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Unless you have my help.
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So you'll do it then?
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Yes, but there
are a few things
we need to get first.
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And no questions asked.
Understand?
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First we have to get one
of Chicarelli's wind chimes.
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A wind chime? Why?
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Ah, you agreed
to zero questions
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and according
to my calculations,
one is more than zero.
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(BEEPING)
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He's got you there, Kick.
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Besides, there's a reason
why I asked you to do this.
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There's only one person
I know who can sneak
a wind chime past Oskar.
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-Glad to be of service!
-Not you.
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I'm not sneaking
anything anywhere
without permission.
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Allow me.
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-(DIALING)
-Oh, hey, Miss Chicarelli.
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So we can borrow
your wind chime?
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(CHUCKLES) Yes,
little Oskie sure does
need his beauty sleep.
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How do we know
he's actually talking
to Miss Chicarelli?
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-What's that, Kick?
-(DIAL TONE)
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You want to talk
to Miss Chicarelli?
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BOTH: We'll do it!
We'll do it!
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(SNORING)
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(SNAPS)
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(YAWNS)
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Mouth.
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-We'll bring it back soon.
-(DIAL TONE)
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Let me just double check
that Kick doesn't want
to talk to you.
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Okay. Word is we can
use the smoke machine
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as long as we
don't disturb the play.
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But it's all the way
on the other side
of the stage.
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And there's
a play going on.
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Row, row,
row your boat!
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If you're going to question
everything I ask you to do
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then we'll never
make it in time
for Croc Wrestle II.
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Besides, I'm sure
you two can wait
for Croc Wrestle III.
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If it's still legal.
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Well, we can't
just walk on stage.
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Or can we?
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At last I'm alone.
Just old man ocean and I.
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GUNTHER: When suddenly,
a sea horse swam by.
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What? You're not
in the scene!
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Go with it, Ronaldo.
You know, improv!
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I will not be
upstaged by a horse!
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Fine, then I'll leave.
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And I'm taking my
fog machine with me.
Whoa!
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(CROWD BOOING)
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Tough crowd, huh?
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Well, at least we
got what we came for.
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"We"? You ditched us
and we barely got out
of there with our lives.
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And our dignity!
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Relax, Shakespeare,
we made it to the third act.
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All that's left is
to get our hands on
a few toilet plungers.
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Well, there's
a couple at my house.
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But you don't want those.
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Well, the janitor at school
has tons of those things.
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Kick, you're a genius!
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I knew there was
a reason I'm using you...
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I mean,
using your skills.
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Stop! What do you
think you're doing?
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Um, I was gonna
ask the janitor
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if we could borrow
some plungers, remember?
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Whoa, slow down there.
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That janitor's a union man.
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We start
asking him questions
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and we'll be up to
our necks in red tape.
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And if that happens
you can kiss your
Croc Wrestle goodbye.
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We're just gonna go in
there and borrow the plungers
without him noticing
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and avoid
all the bureaucracy.
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Well, then we're
gonna need a distraction.
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Any ideas?
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Gunther?
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Oh, sorry, Kick.
I was distracted.
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What were you asking me?
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(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Oh, hello, good sir.
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I am a door to door salesman
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and I am selling things.
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Well, what are you selling?
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Oh! See this briefcase?
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You're, uh,
selling a briefcase?
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Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
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It's what inside
the briefcase.
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Tah-da!
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Well, that's just
another briefcase.
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Wait!
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Son, I'm not
even a businessman.
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No, but you could be.
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I could?
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Hey, where'd Mouth go?
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(SIREN WAILING)
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A-ha!
Caught you skateboarding!
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I'm not skateboarding.
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You win this round,
Buttowski,
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but I've got
my eye on you.
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Dad!
Dad, it's okay.
They're with me.
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I'll be home later.
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Okay, son.
I trust you.
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So can we go and
watch Croc Wrestle II
at your house now?
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Yeah, it's starting soon.
10:00 p.m. till 4:00 a.m.
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We're not watching it
at my house.
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We're watching it at...
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The mall!
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Mouth, how did
you get those keys?
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I told you,
no questions.
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(GROWLING)
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(OSKAR BARKING)
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JOCK: Coming up next,
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Jock Wilder's
Croc Wrestle II.
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Wow, Kick.
Mouth really came through.
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Maybe he's not
so bad after all.
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Huh?
What gives?
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You still have to finish
your end of the bargain.
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You're goingto lower yourselfinto the jewelry store.
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Use the acquiredsmoke machine toreveal the lasers.
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Then use theborrowed plungersto remove the casing.
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And, voila!Easy-peasy!
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But don't get caught.
(LAUGHING)
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You want us
to steal for you?
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What do you think you've
been doing all night?
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BOTH: What are
you talking about?
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(GASPING)
He's right!
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That's it.
This night is over, Mouth.
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Kick Buttowski
does not steal.
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And Gunther Magnuson
does not play the xylophone.
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Although that has
nothing to do with anything.
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But...
You can't do this to me!
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Sorry, Mouth.
The answer is no.
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Friends don't ask
friends to steal.
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Not even imaginary ones.
Right, Ralphie?
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We had a deal!
If you don't help me,
then no remote for you!
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We've done enough for you.
Now give me that remote!
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GUNTHER: No!
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(MUNCHING)
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You can only
save one, Kick!
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(GRUNTING)
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Why would you save me
instead of the remote?
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This is what
friends do for friends.
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We're friends?
I've never had any friends.
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It feels good!
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Sorry I tried to make
you guys rob a store.
From now on I'm gonna...
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-Halt!
-(SIREN WAILING)
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You two again!
I know it was you two
who took my keys.
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You've got it all wrong.
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It's all
a big misunderstanding.
Right, Mouth?
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Mouth?
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-(WIND WHISTLING)
-BOTH: Huh?
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Dad! Dad!
You were right!
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They took your keys
and broke into the mall!
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I tried to
stop them, I swear!
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I knew it!
Corrupting my innocent son!
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And destroying my mall!
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It's mall jail
for you hoodlums!
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Yeah, mall jail!
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Not that one, Dad.
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You should lock
them in cell A.
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00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:09,536
When I return
it's gonna be
with your parents.
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00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,212
Make them wait
a while, Dad.
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Till at least 4:00 a.m.
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JOCK: Live till 4:00 a.m.
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Jock Wilder's
Croc Wrestle II.
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(GASPS) Croc Wrestle II!
Mouth hooked us up.
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There may be hope
for him after all.
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BOTH: Ah, probably not.
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-JOCK: Andthe crocs are going wild!
-(CROCS SNAPPING)
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Oh! Oh, the horror!Why is this even a thing?
(SCREAMING)
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It didn't go exactly
as I planned,
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but I got them
for you anyway.
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With a little help
from some friends.
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Thank you for
your patronage,
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Kendall.
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(SIGHS)
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(OWL HOOTING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(WOLF HOWLING)
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Kids,
don't try this at home.
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Yeah, that's right.
You kids.
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Gunther!
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Has it been...
Yet?
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I thought you
were doing a year!
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No, a week!
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In that case,
you're done.
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Twice.
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Whoa. Guess that
whole no sleep thing
caught up with you.
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(YAWNS) Yeah.
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My next attempt,
24 hours of
uninterrupted sleep.
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It was a pleasure
working with you gentlemen.
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(SNORING)
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That was by far
your longest stunt.
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I've gotta step it up
if I'm gonna join
the Pantheon someday.
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These guys are
the best of the best.
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And if I continue
on the path I've been going,
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00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,924
someday I'm gonna
do a stunt with
all five of them.
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But first, sleep.
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And nothing
is gonna stop me.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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Cousin Kyle's here.
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00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:48,995
(HONKING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,420
Peanut butter's
made from peanuts.
249
00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:02,498
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
250
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,080
That's a fact!
251
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,167
What are we looking at?
Why did you take your hat off?
252
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,456
Did the weather vane
spin when I showed up?
Why does it always do that?
253
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,828
Cousin Kick!
That was the
greatest stunt ever!
254
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,504
I watched it
through the telescope
I found in the woods
255
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,500
aimed at that camp where
everyone wears underpants.
256
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,670
Let's go celebrate!
257
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,290
Well, Kyle, as much
as I would love to
hang out with you...
258
00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:33,214
Wait, wait, wait,
not so fast.
259
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:39,457
Like I was saying,
as much as I would
love to hang out...
260
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,455
Ah, ah, ah.
261
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,378
I'm really tired.
262
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,455
And I am sure
that you of all people
can understand that.
263
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,998
You know,
since you're my
number one fan.
264
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,170
Number one fan!
I'm Kick Buttowski's
number one fan!
265
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,166
(GROWLS)
266
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:59,712
Who dares
challenge my fandom?
267
00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:01,749
I'm Kick's Cousin Kyle,
AKA, his number one fan.
268
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,040
Now and forever and beyond.
269
00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:06,211
Oh no, Clown Wig.
I'm his number one fan.
270
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,788
He told me so!
271
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:09,832
Actually, Kick
just told me that I'm
Kick's number one fan.
272
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,754
Well I'm number one
because I'm planning
273
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,080
his awesome
longest stunt ever
celebration, so...
274
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,883
A celebration?
Oh, Cousin Kick, I'll prove
that I'm your number one
275
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,665
by planning you
the best celebration ever,
276
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:19,997
with marionettes
277
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:21,417
and marionettes
278
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:19,997
and marionettes
279
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,420
and root beer.
280
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:24,127
Oh, it is not
gonna be that easy,
Puppet Breath!
281
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,463
I'm obviously
his number one fan!
282
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,498
I have his retainer
from when he was five!
283
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,080
(CHUCKLES)
Hey, that's great.
284
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,673
But I'm number one
because I've got his retainers
285
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,167
from when he was
four and three and two.
286
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,576
I've got his appendix.
287
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:37,753
I've got his tonsils!
288
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,000
I've got his baby teeth!
289
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,210
I've got his baby diaper!
290
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,378
I've got his
dirty jumpsuits!
291
00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:42,495
I've got his toothbrush!
292
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,250
I've got his
saliva sample.
293
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,420
I've got his secret twin!
294
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,577
Guys!
295
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,463
I have an idea!
296
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,378
I got mine first!
No, I did!
297
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:55,575
I've got the perfect
solution to find out
who's really number one.
298
00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:01,132
Clearly, one of you
is my number one fan.
299
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,785
And since I've gotta sleep,
300
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:05,212
you two should
figure out which of you
is really my number one fan.
301
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,128
And when I wake up,
me and the winner
302
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,705
will have a huge celebration!
303
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:09,789
(BOTH GRUNTING)
304
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:14,665
I don't know
about this, Kick!
It's Crazyology 101.
305
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,707
When you pit
crazy against crazy,
306
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:19,579
the result is
an even bigger crazy!
307
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,580
(KYLE LAUGHING)
308
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,379
(WACKY JACKIE SCREAMING)
309
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:30,711
(SCREAMING)
310
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,330
Gunther, you're right.
311
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,713
They need to work together.
312
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,168
With your forces combined,
313
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,996
you could throw me
the best celebration ever.
314
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,170
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
315
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,786
Yay! Party!
316
00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:49,582
One more thing, guys.
317
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:50,753
BOTH: Yes, Kick?
318
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,540
Please do it quietly.
319
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,252
-Oh, of course, Kick.
-Of course!
320
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,920
(WHISPERS)
Yay! Party!
321
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,380
Even bigger mistake, Kick.
322
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:02,205
When you team
crazy up with crazy,
the result is super crazy.
323
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,878
Gunther,
I need some sleep.
This is the only way.
324
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,625
-Truce?
-Truce.
325
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:08,825
(BOTH YELLING)
326
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,880
Super cra-cra.
327
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,325
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
328
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:19,831
I don't think that
the maniacal laughter
is a good sign, Kick.
329
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,674
It's a fine sign!
And now for 40 winks.
330
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:26,081
40 awesome winks.
331
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,714
Ah, finally!
332
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,665
BOTH: Kick!
333
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,577
Kick, what kind of
party hat do you like?
334
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,173
This or this or this or this?
335
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,876
Kick, what kind of
party noise maker do you like?
336
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,875
The kind that go...
(YELLING)
337
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:45,165
Or...
338
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,165
(GARGLING)
339
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,166
(SCREAMING)
340
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,293
The first one!
341
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:49,001
BOTH: For who?
For both!
342
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,287
What kind of music
do you like better?
343
00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:00,961
Mariachi?
344
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:03,209
Or classical quartet?
345
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,708
(ALL PLAYING)
346
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:05,749
(GRUNTS)
347
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:10,456
Kick,
which carnival ride
do you like best?
348
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,418
The Tilt-a-puke
or the Barf-a-whirl?
349
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,127
What do you prefer,
marionettes or puppets?
350
00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:17,127
Jackhammers or anvils?
351
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:18,375
KYLE: Clowns or mimes?
352
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,075
WACKY JACKIE: Lions or tigers?
353
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,583
KYLE: Bears or "Oh, my's"?
354
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,793
(SCREAMS)
355
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,381
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
356
00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:33,329
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
357
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:36,748
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
358
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:38,793
Kick!
359
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:39,922
(SNIFFING)
360
00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:41,667
Are you here?
361
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,577
Come on, Kick.
Where are you?
362
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,422
The celebration is ready.
363
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,286
Phew!
364
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:52,671
Brad's laundry must
have disguised the scent.
365
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:54,827
Finally, sleep.
366
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,500
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
367
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,753
BOTH: Celebration!
368
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:19,464
BOTH: Celebration!
369
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:27,877
BOTH: Celebration!
370
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,291
Celebration!
371
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,461
(SCREAMING)
372
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,455
Celebration!
373
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:54,917
An intruder!
374
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:56,627
I feel so violated.
375
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,920
What's going on?
376
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,955
(ALL CHEERING)
377
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,496
This won't go on
much longer.
378
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,880
Chicarelli will
call the cops.
379
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,245
MISS CHICARELLI: Oh, my!
This is wonderful!
380
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:33,210
Hey Mr. DJ!
Turn this music up!
381
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,538
Mama needs to
drop it like it's hot!
382
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,327
BOTH: Oh-ah!
Oh-ah!
383
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,253
This isn't happening!
384
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:43,000
BOTH: Come and party
with us, Kick Buttowski.
385
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,380
Forever and ever and ever
and ever and ever...
386
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:48,125
(SCREAMING)
387
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,205
Guys, I've been
awake for weeks!
388
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:52,038
I just
need some sleep.
389
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,791
And if you were really
my number one fans,
you'd let me have it!
390
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:57,042
But we have one more
big super surprise for you!
391
00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:59,421
It's almost here.
I don't want it!
392
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,327
But it's really good!
393
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,753
However good it is,
it won't be as good
394
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,630
as one second of sleep!
395
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:09,205
You want to sleep?
Why didn't you just say so?
396
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,748
Of course
we'll let you sleep.
397
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,210
Yeah. What kind of
number one fans
would we be
398
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:14,998
if we didn't let you
sleep when you needed it?
399
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,040
BOTH: Okay, Kick.
Sweet dreams.
400
00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:21,131
-Thank you.
-Okay, shut it down!
401
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,881
But I was about
to bust a move!
402
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:46,792
Sorry, guys.
The party's over.
403
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,832
Kick is sleeping.
404
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:50,544
Cancel all the
extremely cool stuff you
were gonna do with him.
405
00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:59,997
Well, Jackie, I guess
this may be the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.
406
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,130
Yeah! It was funny
how we fought before!
407
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,995
Especially since it was
over which of you is
Kick's number one.
408
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,130
'Cause obviously
I'm Kick's number one!
409
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,125
(GRUNTING)
410
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,955
I am his number one!
No, I am!
411
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,039
Best friend
equals number one!
412
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,131
(ALL YELLING)
413
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:25,213
Gee, Kick,
I never realized how
merchandisable you were.
414
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,173
Wanna go shred
Dead Man's Drop?
415
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,496
You bet, pal.
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