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♪ Kick, Kick,Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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(BLOWS) Putting on
all this stuff
is hard work!
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I'm feeling
the burn-izzle.
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This calls for
a body-bump.
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Suh-weet.
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(SNIFFS)
Hey! Were you eating
chocolate without me?
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-No!
-Yeah, you did.
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Enough!
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To the sauna!
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-Sauna!
-Sauna!
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Sauna!
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Now, let's show
these weights how we
do it in West Mellowbrook.
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Hey-hey! (STRAINS)
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Shove!
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(GROANING)
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One!
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Whoa!
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Whew!
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Gaspy! Weight gainer goo!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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The spa,
it's glued shut.
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Oh, no! We could
shrink to death!
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No!
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My beautiful hair!
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Gordie needs help!
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But so do we.
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BOTH: Gordie, help and junk!
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The Gibs doesn't
do helping!
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I pay you goons to help me!
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We've been abandoned.
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Abandoned-izzle!
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Whoa!
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Aw, biscuits!
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Help! We're stuck and junk!
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I can feel myself
shrinking already.
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(BUZZER SOUNDS)
(AIR WHOOSHING)
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BOTH: We're free.
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Buttowski!
You saved us.
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What a class
act type you is.
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Yeah, yeah. Whatever!
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MICHAEL ANTHONY: Wait.
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We got to repay youse,
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as demanded
by our code of
Meathead Justice.
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Huh?
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From now on,
we're your goons.
And you'll be our Gordie.
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How about you just
stick with the original?
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Yeah. I'm the OG!
Original Gordie.
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Now get over here
and wash my hair,
you worthless goons!
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No way, Gibble.
We're done-zo with you.
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You let us down
in our time of need.
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What? You're leaving me?
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For Buttowski? Fine!
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You were lucky
to be my goons.
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I can find a million
replacements.
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I don't need you!
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Gordie is right, guys.
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You're supposed to be
his goons, not mine.
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I don't think
you understand, Kick.
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We're indebted to you now.
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You're our new Gordie!
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I don't need you!
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(BOTH SCOFF)
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And to celebrate,
it's time for
a makeover montage.
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No!
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(UPBEAT SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Guys, I'm not doing this.
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I already have a wingman.
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Kick?
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Gunther?
What have you done?
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No, Gunther,
you don't understand. I...
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(SOBBING)
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(SIGHS)
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Gunther, you've
got to help me.
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These goons have been
following me around all day.
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GUNTHER: Is it reallythat bad, Kick?
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You have no idea.
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Can I please have
a little privacy?
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Gunther, I have to
get rid of them.
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Oh, thank goodness.
I was hoping
you'd say that.
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These two
are unbearable.
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I've got to find some way
to get rid of these guys.
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How? With secret voodoo
mind control powers
you never told me about?
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I saved their lives...
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Hi.
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So, now they've
got to save mine!
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Hiya, Kick.
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We's watching you!
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Exactly as planned.
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Shove!
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Anthony Michael!
Michael Anthony! Help!
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I'm having trouble
with my everyday
stunting ways!
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I said, help!
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Help! I'm heading
right for that
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out-of-control
construction machine.
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Uh-oh!
I am out of control!
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Oh, no!
Kick Buttowski
is in trouble!
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We must save him and junk!
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DiPazzi Twins activate!
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'Kay.
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(VOCALIZING)
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(YELLING)
Out of here,
reckless driver type!
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We gots to
stop this thing!
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(STUTTERING)
I think we use these
stick-shaped-like levers.
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(SNIFFS)
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(GASPS) Were you eating
chocolate without me?
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No!
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What?
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(CRASHING)
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You saved us
again, Kick!
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Yeah! We's double
indebted to you now!
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, no! I think
I have a dumpling
stuck in my windpipe.
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(FAKES CHOKING)
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Oh, no! Kick's choking!
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Kick's choking!
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(BOTH CHOKING)
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We is choking now, too!
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(SIGHS)
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You saved us
again, Buttowski.
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Yeah! Now we's
triple indebted to you.
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When's dessert?
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KICK: Help! Help!
I can't swim.
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BOTH: Kick's in trouble!
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Help! Help! Save me!
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-I'll save him.
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-No, I'll save him.
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-No, I'll save him.
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BOTH: Let's save him together.
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(SPLASHING)
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MICHAEL ANTHONY:
Wait a minute!
We can't swim!
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Yeah! I'm drowning.
Help us!
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(GRUNTING)
I'm going down!
Help us, Kick.
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You saved us
again, Buttowski.
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Yeah, now we's
fourple indebted to you.
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You must really like us.
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I really hate them.
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It's impossible to
get them to save my life.
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They're too meat-headed.
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Too bad someone else
can't save their lives.
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Then their Meatball Justice
would make them
indebted to that poor sap.
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Gunther,
you're a genius!
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And I know just the sap.
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Gordie?
Where are you, Gordie?
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(GORDIE GROANING)
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Okay, Gordie,
I'm done being
the new you.
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I'm gonna help you
save the twins,
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so their code will
make things go back
to the way they were.
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What makes you think
I want things to go back
the way they were?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Maybe it's 'cause
you're lying in the fetal
position covered in filth.
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(SOBBING) I miss
my goons so much!
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I just can't live
without them!
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Quit blubbering.
I've got an idea, Gordie.
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We have to recreate
the original
sauna goo incident
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that got us into
this mess in the first place.
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I'll make them think
they're trapped.
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And all you have to do
is come to their rescue
and press the button.
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Got it?
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How? I'm not as
awesome as you!
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I didn't say that!
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Okay, Gordie.
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But if you want them back,
we're gonna have to
partner up!
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And you do
everything I say!
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Okay. Deal!
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Ugh! Gee! Let's just
get the job done!
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Yeah, no one said
we got to be
best friends. Sheesh!
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Great! Now,
I can get rid of this
disgusting alley
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I had built for me
to wallow in.
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BOTH: Crunch, crunch, crunch!
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Okay, boys,
time to hit the sauna.
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BOTH: Oh, boy!
Sauna time!
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Sauna!
Sauna!
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Hey, Buttowski!
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You need help...
Picking up that...
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Weight gainer goo?
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Oops!
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Uh-oh. I got goo
on your sauna.
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You're probably
trapped again.
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(GASPS) Now,
I, too, am trapped.
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Won't someone save us?
Perhaps someone
named Gordie.
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I said,
perhaps someone
named Gordie!
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You gonna press
that button or not?
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Gibs ain't touching no goo!
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Oh, give me a break.
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(TWINS SCREAMING)
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That sauna's on wheels!
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Come on, Gordie.
We've got to
save the twins.
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-But the Gibs
does not do...
-Come on!
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(TWINS SCREAMING)
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I'll steer, you reach
for the button.
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(SHRIEKING)
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I'll take that petrified
blubbering as a yes.
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Now, Gordie!
Press the button.
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(SHRIEKING)
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(BOAT HORN BLOWING)
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We're heading
for the bridge!
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Press the button!
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(SHRIEKING)
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Press the button!
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(ALL SHRIEKING)
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(SHOUTING)
Press the button!
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Hey, look, the Gib
pressed the button.
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Gordie!
You saved us!
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What a class act
type you is!
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Wow, Gordie!
You saved their lives!
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BOTH: Our Meathead Justice
is served!
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00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:17,631
Which means
you're gonna
leave me alone, right?
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Duh! Darn right
they're gonna
leave you alone!
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Right, guys?
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BOTH: Yeah!
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Youse want us to paste
his ugly mug?
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Not today, boys.
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So long, Buttowski.
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Man, glad that's over.
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JACKIE: Hi, truck! Hi!
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(HORN BLOWING)
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Jackie, look out!
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Kick, you saved me!
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Due to my sworn code
of Wacky Justice,
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I will never
leave your side!
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What if you save my life?
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Ha! That would
make sense,
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but Wacky Justice
has absolutely no
logic to it whatsoever!
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So, I'm yours forever.
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(PURRING)
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Aw, biscuits.
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KICK: Even I don't know
about this one, Gunther.
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GUNTHER: Ah, don't worry,
Kick. It'll be perfectly...
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(EXPLODING)
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...fine.
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What's going on in here?
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I'm sorry, Dad.
It was a food accident.
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(MUFFLED)
Like all my accidents.
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No matter!
As long as my Viking
meat-slicer okay.
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Bwar! My beautiful
Viking meat-slicer!
No! No! No!
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BattleSnax Salted
Meats Festival
is tomorrow!
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Oh, no! Kick,
that's our yearly
celebration of
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thin-sliced deli meats!
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Christmas for cold cuts,
prom for pastrami,
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Liverwurst Day
for corned beef!
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Can't you just get
a new slicer?
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00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,075
Only place that sells
one sharp enough is
255
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:54,133
-Bwar-Mart.
-(OMINOUS HORN BLOWING)
256
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:57,625
Bwar-Mart?
The epic Viking
department store of legend?
257
00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:00,165
But they say
it drives men mad!
258
00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:03,496
It All-You-Can-Devour
Meatball Buffet
is so delicious,
259
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:06,330
no mortal can resist
its siren song.
260
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:09,503
Or its tangy
lingonberry
dipping sauce.
261
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,330
What my dad means is
their meatballs are
too powerful.
262
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,003
But you're Magnus.
263
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,210
You wrestled
10 rabid oxen at once
and lived to tell the tale.
264
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:18,458
It can't be that bad.
265
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:19,578
It is.
266
00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:23,333
A return to Bwar-Mart,
I can't face.
267
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,333
For I cannot resist
their meatballs,
268
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,923
and once I eat one,
I can't stop.
269
00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:30,327
We must cancel
Salted Meats Festival.
270
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,963
You don't have to cancel.
We'll go for you.
271
00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:35,959
Yeah! We're gonna get
that new slicer ourselves.
272
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:38,129
We won't be lured in
by their meatballs,
273
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,575
or their tangy
dipping sauce.
274
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:43,043
For Dad!
And for salted meats!
275
00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:44,041
BOTH: Bwar!
276
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:48,384
Remember!
Don't eat the meatballs.
277
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:51,205
(SHOUTING)
Don't eat the meatballs!
278
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:52,208
(THUNDER CRASHING)
279
00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:01,495
Welcome to Bwar-Mart!
280
00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:06,035
That's a lot of steps.
281
00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:08,461
Remember, Gunther,
for salted meats!
282
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,634
(GRUNTS) We made it!
283
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:24,625
(DINGING)
284
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,670
Biscuits.
285
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,917
All right, Gunther.
Stay focused.
286
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:34,747
We go in,
grab the slicer
and get out.
287
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,290
-Agreed?
-Agreed.
288
00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:39,791
Wow! This place
sells everything!
289
00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:40,792
(ECHOING)
290
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:43,464
(HUMMING)
291
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:44,458
(CANNON FIRES)
292
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,830
(HUMMING NONCHALANTLY)
293
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:50,424
How do you get
one of those home?
294
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:53,167
Easy! It all comes in pieces
you fashion together.
295
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,126
It's how we keep our
"Ragnarok Bottom" prices!
296
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,495
I'm Lars, the manager.
297
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,920
Meatball?
298
00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:04,497
Wait, Kick.
Remember
what my dad said?
299
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,250
(SHOUTING)
"Don't eat the meatballs!"
300
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,500
Oh, there's nothing
to worry about.
301
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,290
Just some
harmlessly delectable
302
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:13,711
bite-size savory
balls of meat.
303
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,420
(SNIFFING DEEPLY)
304
00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:16,707
(BLOWS)
305
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,669
Well, just one
couldn't hurt, right?
306
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:19,667
Right.
307
00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:28,291
Uh-uh. Not without
the impossibly
specific assembly tool,
308
00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:31,921
known amongst Vikings
as a snarflungazun.
309
00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:33,827
CHORUS: ♪ Snarflungazun! ♪
310
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:36,134
Nothing in this store
can be assembled
without it.
311
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,043
Mmm.
312
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:47,581
It's like "delicious"
and "meat" had a baby
and named it "Mmm."
313
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,003
If you'd like more,
314
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,170
check out our
All-You-Can-Devour
Meatball Buffet.
315
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,166
(BOTH GASP)
316
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:58,004
It's a good thing
we're not hungry.
317
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,420
Yeah, otherwise
we might be lured in
by those meatballs.
318
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:03,537
And that tangy
dipping sauce.
319
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:28,671
(STOMACHS GURGLING)
320
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:31,377
-This place is great.
-(MUFFLED) Oh, yeah.
321
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:34,535
But we should probably
get that slicer now.
322
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,542
MAN: (ON PA) Attention,Bwar-Mart shoppers.
323
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:40,002
The time's 7:00 p.m.The store is now closed.
324
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,210
Oh, no! Kick,
the store's closed.
325
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,248
And we didn't
even get the slicer.
326
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,250
Relax, Gunther,
closed or not,
327
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,630
we aren't leaving
until we find that slicer.
328
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:54,785
You are right, Kick,
329
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,922
salted meats are
depending on us.
330
00:15:56,917 --> 00:16:00,627
Well, they'll have to wait
because you two are not
going anywhere.
331
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,875
BOTH: Lars!
332
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,995
According to
Bwar-Mart Law,
333
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,130
anyone within our walls
after 7:00 p.m.
334
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:10,205
becomes property
of the store!
335
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,248
What do you mean,
"property"?
336
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,460
You're now
my employees
337
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,038
(SHOUTING)
for life!
338
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,751
No, we came here
to get a slicer,
339
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,880
and save the
Salted Meats Festival.
340
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,575
And we are gonna
leave here with one
or my name isn't...
341
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:24,333
Pre-assembled meatballs?
342
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:27,133
-Ah, don't mind if I do.
-Why, thank you.
343
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:30,125
Wait a second.
You're using these
meatballs as a trap.
344
00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:31,625
Well, we're not
falling for it.
345
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,245
Too late.
346
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:38,535
Holy meatballs, Kick!
Nametags! Run!
347
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:41,042
Employees, after them!
348
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,291
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
349
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,292
(ALL GASPING)
350
00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:52,037
(ALL SHOUTING)
351
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,081
Follow my lead, Gunther.
352
00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,785
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
353
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,878
(BOTH SCREAMING)
354
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:04,077
(ALL YELLING)
355
00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:11,667
LARS: Keep your
eyes peeled, boys.
356
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,787
I know they're
here somewhere.
357
00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,212
We're almost clear.
358
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,128
(RUMBLING)
359
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:18,415
What was that?
360
00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:20,667
Sorry, Kick,
lingonberry gas.
361
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,247
Well, keep it
under control.
362
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,630
You'll blow our cover.
363
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:27,125
It's no use, Kick.
My butt, it's gonna...
364
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,245
(LOUD EXPLOSION)
365
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:32,290
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(LOUD CRASH)
366
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,211
(LARS LAUGHING)
367
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,705
No one escapes
Bwar-Mart!
368
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:40,379
Employees, fashion
your weapons!
369
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,500
(ALL GRUNTING)
370
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,080
Employees, attack!
371
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,043
KICK: Wait! Employees
of Bwar-Mart,
372
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,331
we want to help you!
373
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,753
Lars is your real enemy!
374
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,920
Join us and we can
all escape together!
375
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:00,537
To freedom!
376
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,082
(WEAK COUGH)
377
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,633
I've got meatballs.
378
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:06,831
(ALL YELLING)
379
00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:09,877
Biscuits!
380
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,214
Head for the ax aisle.
381
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:18,793
(GLASS SHATTERING)
382
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,080
Fire!
383
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,077
Kick!
384
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,133
(SCREAMING IN SLOW MOTION) No!
385
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,245
Gunther!
386
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,285
-You okay?
-I'll live.
387
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,671
ALL: Bwar!
388
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,957
There are too many
of them. Follow me.
389
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:50,379
You can't escape.
390
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,165
(GUNTHER STRAINING)
391
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,706
You're surrounded.
(EVIL LAUGH)
392
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,829
-Now, give up!
-KICK: Never!
393
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:58,214
We came here
for a slicer,
394
00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,918
and we won't leave
without it.
395
00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:01,377
You're never leaving.
396
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,165
We've got the
higher ground.
397
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,746
And you'll never
get the drop on us.
398
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,710
(LOUD CRASH)
399
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,919
Victory! You're mine!
400
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,707
Now, for rebelling,
401
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,749
I will start you
on this store's
lowest detail,
402
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,500
(SHOUTING)
cleaning the bathroom
near the Meatball Bar!
403
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,960
(ALL GASPING)
404
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:20,749
I've seen things in there
no man should ever see.
405
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,790
(RATCHETING)
406
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:28,995
What?
407
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,210
How did you assemble
that ship?
408
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,628
KICK: Easy, Lars!
409
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,415
CHORUS: ♪ Snarflungazun! ♪
410
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,377
Your days as
a meatball enslaver
411
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,535
are all washed up.
412
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,995
(ALL SCREAMING)
413
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,790
Employees!
Join us and be free!
414
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,542
Even you, guy
who threw a sewing
machine at my head!
415
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,792
But the meatballs!
I live for them!
416
00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:01,292
We're headed
to the BattleSnax
Salted Meats Festival!
417
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,001
(ALL CHEERING)
418
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:05,132
(SCREAMING)
419
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,828
Can't forget this.
420
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,294
A new slicer.
421
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,133
LARS: Come back!
422
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:17,415
(YELLING)
KICK: I hope
my credit is good!
423
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,667
ALL: (CHANTING)
424
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,997
Salted meats!
425
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,380
Sorry, Festival
canceled.
426
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:26,415
This year, meat
go uncelebrated.
427
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,787
-(ALL GROANING)
-(LOUD RUMBLE)
428
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,172
(ALL CHEERING)
429
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,830
A new slicer.
430
00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:46,754
The Salted Meats
Festival is saved!
431
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,830
We shall slice meat
thinner than ever
432
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:52,674
and eat till
our sweat smells
of pimento and ham!
433
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:53,957
ALL: Bwar!
434
00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:56,039
All right, let's open
this bad boy up.
435
00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:57,581
Huh?
436
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,633
Some assembly required.
437
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,035
(METAL CLANGING)
438
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:05,001
Well, at least,
you still have
the snarflungazun.
439
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,040
-Right, Kick?
-Right, Gunther.
440
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,792
I, uh...
441
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,882
You lost the
snarflungazun?
442
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:14,205
Kick, do you know
what that means?
443
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,578
BOTH: Back to Bwar-Mart!
444
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:20,423
ALL: (CHANTING)
Bwar! Bwar! Bwar! Bwar!
445
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,710
LARS: You wantthe meatball.
446
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:29,249
You can't resist itstangy lingonberrydipping sauce.
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