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♪ Kick, Kick,Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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This should
do it, Gunther.
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Mom said I get 10 cents
for every trash bag
I take out.
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Ten bags, ten dimes.
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(GASPS) Do you have
any idea what we could
do with 10 dimes?
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We could buy, like,
a whole dollar!
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Do you have any idea
how many dimes
we could buy
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with a whole dollar?
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Okay.
Ready, Gunther?
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Ready, Kick!
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Uh-oh.
On second thought,
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I think I saw some dimes
in the couch cushions.
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I found a quarter!
Cool.
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Wait a minute, Gunther,
that's just a chewed up
piece of gum.
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So it is.
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Oh, well.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Oh, no, dirty cops!
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I believe this trash
belongs to you.
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And how do you know
this trash belongs to me?
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(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
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Who's got two thumbs
and is making his
first arrest today?
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This guy.
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Holster those thumbs, Irwin.
Nobody's gettin' arrested.
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Aw, man! I never get
to arrest people
or go undercover
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or slide across the hood.
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There, there.
You will someday.
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The punishment
for littering
is a hefty fine.
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Where are your parents?
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They can't afford a fine!
Just look at their bills.
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He's right,
they're broke!
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Hmm. Well, I'm sure
we can find another
way to settle this.
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(CAR HORN HONKING)
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You two are on
highway cleanup duty.
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The ugly side of
"protect and serve."
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Unlike
arresting hooligans
and sliding across hoods!
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Ooh, I wanna arrest me
some hooligans...
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like you!
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Irwin! Now,
this mile is infamous
for its litterbugs.
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We've cleaned this highway
top to bottom
at least 16 times.
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But it always
gets trashed again
right away.
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By punks like you!
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You need to make sure
your side looks like that.
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Yep.
We call that
"Chuck Glarman clean."
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Chuck Glarman?
Did somebody say
Chuck Glarman?
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'Cause if they didn't,
Chuck Glarman's gonna
need a doctor.
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Luckily, I go to the best one
in town. Dr. Chuck Glarman.
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One patient.
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Chuck Glarman.
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Hey, Chuck Glarman,
you mind keeping
an eye on these boys?
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Mind?
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It would be my pleasure
to help you
fine public servants.
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Chuck Glarman loves
some extra responsibility.
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Nothing says
Chuck Glarman like
extra responsibility.
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And nothing says
extra responsibility
like Chuck Glarman.
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Chuck Glarman
cleans his road
all the time.
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Chuck Glarman thrives
on challenge.
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And how do you
get her so clean, Chuck?
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Yeah, what's your secret?
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Secret? Ha!
Chuck Glarman
has no secrets.
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He's just
always on guard
to keep his...
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(SNIFFING)
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A bird just soiled
Chuck Glarman's
divider line.
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Nobody soils
Chuck Glarman's
divider line.
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Nobody.
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Psst, psst, psst!
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Scrub, scrub, scrub,
scrub, scrub...
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Now if you boys
get this highway
"Chuck Glarman clean,"
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we might reconsider
that fine.
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In the meantime,
I'll think about
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slappin' a cold set
of handcuffs on your
pretty little hands!
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Why, thank you!
I moisturize a lot.
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And done.
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Biscuits.
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Great work, Gunther.
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Margaret Dumont
of the Mellowbrook
Garden Society.
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I just adore what you've done
with your side of the highway.
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Finally, someone's giving
that Chuck Glarman a run
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for this year's
Earth Day Clean
Highway Award.
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See you at the judging.
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Ooh! Getting arrested
has its perks.
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Let's go, Gunther.
Time to show Officers
Mack and Irwin our hard work.
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No one gives Chuck Glarman
a run for his money!
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Chuck Glarman always wins
the Earth Day Award.
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Uh, Chuck Glarman.
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Here we are.
Presenting a super
clean highway.
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(GASPS)
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Is this your
idea of a joke?
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No, this is my idea
of a joke.
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A Senator, a monkey,
and a race-car driver
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walk into
the Natural History museum.
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It was clean when
we left yesterday!
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We are hurtling
toward a beat-down
situation here.
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Well, maybe not
a beat-down situation.
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Okay, maybe not.
But I will arrest you.
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So good.
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And you'll be like,
"Oh, please don't send me
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"to the slammer,
Mr. Big City
Police Officer."
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And I'll be like,
"Don't you push
my buttons, punk."
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And you'll be like,
"Waa! Mommy!"
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And I'll be like,
"You have the right
to remain arrested."
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Now, now, they have
until Friday.
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But if it's not
clean by then,
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we may have to
do things Irwin's way.
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Now get back to work!
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There's no way
this is just
last night's litter.
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Someone's gotta be
trashing this highway.
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Brad? Gordie?
Miss Chicarelli?
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Or a giant robot
of all your enemies.
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Awesome, but unlikely.
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(GASPS) Pinata!
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Shh, don't make
any sudden moves.
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We don't want
to scare it off.
(LAUGHS)
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Gunther, wait!
Don't you think
it's a little suspicious?
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Besides, remember
what we learned
in Spanish class?
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(IN SPANISH)
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No comprendo!
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Gunther, that's garbage!
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That's what parents
say about anything
that tastes good.
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No, Gunther. I mean,
you're eating garbage.
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Part of me
knew that, Kick.
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This seems fishy.
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Maybe that silhouetted man
knows something.
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Huh?
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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What's going on?
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GUNTHER: And why is our side
so trashed when Chuck's side
looks spotless?
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I wouldn't be surprised
if Chuck Glarman was the one
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responsible for
all this trash.
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(LAUGHING)
That's right.
It was Chuck Glarman.
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Little Chucky Glarman'smommy said
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they'd take his room awayif he didn't clean it,
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but little Chucky Glarmandidn't listen.
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Little Chucky Glarman wasa dirty little boy.
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(MACHINERY WHIRRING)
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And then Mellowbrookran this highway
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right over littleChucky Glarman's house!
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Little Chucky Glarman
never got to finish cleaning!
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So that's why big
Chuck Glarman makes sure
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the highway stays clean
forever and ever.
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Isn't that right,
my little Earth Day trophies?
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(GROWLS)
And no one's side is gonna
stay cleaner than mine.
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(CAR HORN HONKING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Well, that's
not so bad.
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Pfft. We'll have this
cleaned up in no time.
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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I'm gonna
stop talking now.
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What are we gonna do?
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Officers Mack and Irwin
are gonna check our work
first thing tomorrow morning.
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Why don't we just
tell them that Chuck keeps
trashing our highway?
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Because they
won't believe us.
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We need to
make a plan.
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And we can't
do that here.
Let's go.
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Okay, Gunther,
here's the plan.
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(LAUGHING)
Chuck Glarman!
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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So, the plan is...
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(LAUGHING)
Chuck Glarman!
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Finally!
A place we can talk.
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So when we
get to the...
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(LAUGHING)
Chuck Glarman!
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(LAUGHING)
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Chuck Glarman!
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Chuck Glarman!
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Okay, Chuck,
what do we have to do
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so you'll stop
trashing our highway?
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What do you have to do?
Oh, I know exactly
what you have to do!
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Grow up,
become police officers,
and arrest me!
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(LAUGHING)
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Chuck Glarman!
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Gunther, I have an idea.
But I'll need a white flag.
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Here you go.
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I surrender a lot
to temptation.
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Chuck, we give up.
We'll never come near
this highway again.
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You don't look like
the giving up type.
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I'll prove it.
Gunther?
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Deal!
But if you
ever come back...
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Then you can pelt us
with everything you got.
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Gather around,
little trophies!
Come on, gather close.
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Let Papa Chuck
tell you a story
about clean gutters.
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What's that, trophies?
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You want a new
trophy-friend?
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Well, today's the day I...
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Huh? Where?
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What the Glarman!
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I knew they
wouldn't be able
to stay away!
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Time for a pelting!
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(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
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I send the trash there,
and the trophies go here!
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Uh-oh!
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Ha!
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Mommy Glarman!
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Irwin, after you.
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My first arrest!
And I got to go
deep undercover!
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And I slid on the hood
of the squad car!
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Today, I am a man.
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But how did you know?
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I guess you could say
the shoe fit.
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Thanks, boys.
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Congratulations!
Here's your prize.
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Thanks, but this
really belongs to
Officers Mack and Irwin.
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They cleaned
the highway first.
And they deserve it.
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Wow, thank you, Kick!
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That's really
great of you!
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Nah! Awards really
aren't my thing.
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And the $10,000 check
that goes with it.
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What!
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Wow! Think of
all the dimes
we could have bought.
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Chuck Glarman's
still keeping
his highway clean.
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Huh? Chuck Glarman!
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Buttowski!
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Took care
of the trash, Mom.
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Okay, Gunther,
time to live
my lifelong dream
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of para-boarding
over the cul-de-sac!
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Let's do this!
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Whoa!
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It's happening!
I'm doing it.
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(FABRIC TEARING)
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Biscuits.
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I got you, Kick.
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Hey, a nickel!
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(GROANING)
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So you wanna go
get ice-creams?
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And give up my
para-boarding dreams?
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What I need is
something stronger
than Mom's bed sheet
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that can handle
the G-forces!
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You mean like
Mr. Vickle's hammock?
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(SNORING)
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(CREAKING)
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Perfect.
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Mud bath time
already?
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No, Mr. Vickle.
It's me.
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Oh, Kick!
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I need a flexible material
that is durable enough
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to sustain
significant acceleration
247
00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:11,632
while minimizing
wind resistance and
maximizing aerial propulsion.
248
00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:13,285
But everything I use rips,
249
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:16,251
and I noticed your hammock
can bear some serious weight.
250
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,250
In English, kid!
251
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,210
Can I please borrow
your hammock?
252
00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:24,578
No! Go find
something else
large and supportive!
253
00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:28,673
My car cover?
I couldn't possibly lend
my car cover for a stunt.
254
00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:31,877
It took me years
to crochet it.
255
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,575
You wanna borrow
my report card quilt?
256
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:35,003
Is that what that thing is?
Yes.
257
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,080
So can I borrow it?
258
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:38,503
No! Toodles!
259
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,630
My Tankini Lumberjack flag?
Not on your life, dillweed.
260
00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:44,627
Dillweed!
I changed my mind.
261
00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:45,875
You can
have my flag.
262
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,995
Yeah! You can
have it like this!
263
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,210
(GROANS)
264
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:51,498
Yeah, flag!
265
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,080
I will not rest
until I find
the proper material
266
00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:57,213
to make my para-boarding
dream a reality.
267
00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:59,708
No!
No!
268
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,629
MAN 1: No!
MAN 2: No!
269
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:04,165
MAN 3: No!
WOMAN: No!
270
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:07,326
I don't know, Kick.
Maybe this epic stunt
just wasn't meant to be.
271
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,633
I won't give up
now, Gunther.
272
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,125
But you need
some rest.
273
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,285
Why?
274
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,041
Because you haven't
slept in three days.
275
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:13,961
Oh.
276
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:18,038
Good night, sweet angel.
277
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:19,672
(SNORING)
278
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,583
(BIRDS TWITTERING)
279
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,083
MR. VICKLE:
Citizen's arrest!
280
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,923
Help! Police!
281
00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,537
Take it easy, Mr. V.
What happened?
282
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,382
You stole my hammock!
283
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,785
What? No, I didn't!
284
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:35,212
Hammock stealer!
285
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,248
(ALL CLAMORING)
286
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,750
There is a thief
in our cul-de-sac.
287
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,540
Give me a break!
There's no thief!
288
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:43,292
If there was a thief,
289
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:44,791
the most important thing
in the cul-de-sac
would be missing.
290
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,502
My Tankini Lumberjack flag.
291
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,630
What Tankini Lumberjack flag?
292
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,293
Thief! Thief!
293
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,251
Well, Buttowski,
it's a fact.
You're the thief.
294
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,830
Come now, Mr. Vickle.
What makes you think
295
00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:59,544
he's the one who
stole your hammock?
296
00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:02,132
For the very same reason
he wanted all your stuff.
297
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,455
For stunts.
298
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,288
(ALL CLAMORING)
I'm telling you,
I didn't steal anything.
299
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,131
I was asleep.
300
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:11,125
It's true!
I know 'cause I tucked him in
with my blankie-wankie.
301
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,125
I mean,
my moose pelt.
He-he!
302
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,543
Oh, come on.
Listen.
303
00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:17,962
Sure, I tear up
your yards,
track up your walls,
304
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,379
and even stand on
your mailboxes.
305
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:22,325
But I do not steal.
306
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,043
Okay, Buttowski.
Prove it.
307
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,831
Oh, I'll prove
I'm not a thief
308
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:29,134
by starting
a neighborhood watch.
309
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,785
Gunther!
It's time to put
the cul-de-sac
310
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:33,082
on lockdown!
311
00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:57,627
Hold it, Gunther.
312
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:01,957
What do we have here?
313
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:04,213
(SIREN WAILING)
314
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:11,957
Well, well, well,
Mr. Magnuson.
315
00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,709
Mr. Vickle loses
a hammock,
316
00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:16,039
and now you're
sleeping in one!
317
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,171
You stole this hammock!
318
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,786
Hammock is
precious heirloom.
319
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,672
Has been in family tree
for generations.
320
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,037
Hah! Likely story.
321
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:26,384
Um, actually, Kick,
that is my dad's hammock.
322
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:27,785
Yeah?
It still has the stain
323
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:30,752
from my unfortunate
nap-cident.
Tee-hee!
324
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:35,537
(BEEPING)
325
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,416
Don't judge me.
326
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,080
(SCREAMS)
327
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,003
So, Dad,
if that's your real name.
328
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,500
Oh, hi, Kick.
329
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,790
Where you off to tonight?
330
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,672
Picking up a pizza
at Don Zaza's.
331
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,667
Pepperoni and pineapple.
Your favorite!
332
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,877
Okay, his story checks out.
333
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:02,165
Open the gate, Gunther.
334
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,923
Pizza, hmm?
335
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,037
I'll track him anyway
using my G.P.S.
336
00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:09,041
Gunther
Positioning System!
337
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,003
Halt! You have to sign out
if you want to leave
the cul-de-sac.
338
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,420
I don't take
orders from dillweeds.
339
00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:22,037
We got us a resister.
Taze him, Gunther!
340
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,921
(MAKES BUZZING SOUND)
341
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:27,077
Ooh, I'm so scared!
Don't taze me, bro!
342
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:32,667
(LAUGHING)
Oh, stop!
That tickles!
343
00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:35,537
No, stop!
344
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,248
Wait! No!
Stop! Hurts!
345
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,290
(SOBBING)
346
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,213
Hold it right there,
Buttowski!
347
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,878
We've had enough
of your bullying!
348
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,705
(CROWD CLAMORING)
349
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,539
How is this proving
you're not the thief?
350
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:52,922
I think you're just
avoiding the obvious!
351
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:55,707
He's right!
You're still
the prime suspect!
352
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:57,459
We should start
our own
neighborhood watch.
353
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,788
Us watching you.
354
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:01,042
Let's taze him!
(GUNTHER BUZZING)
355
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,081
(LAUGHING)
356
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,003
(SOBBING)
357
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,576
But I'm not the thief.
358
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:08,213
Please, I'm begging you.
359
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:09,828
Just one more night
and I'll prove it to you.
360
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:12,544
Give him one more night.
Please!
361
00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:14,502
Okay. You get
one more night.
362
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,420
But if you don't
catch the thief,
we're calling the police!
363
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,037
Yeah, dillweed.
Taze.
364
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,540
This is serious, Gunther.
365
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,332
Everyone still thinks
I'm the thief.
366
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,923
I've got to
clear my name
with the neighbors.
367
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:27,127
We've got to catch
the thief in the act.
368
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,455
And the only way
to do that is a stakeout.
369
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,458
Then I'm gonna need
some steak sauce.
370
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,500
No way the thief
will get past this.
371
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,130
But we'll have to
take shifts on watch duty
and stay up all night.
372
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:52,205
You take the first shift
and I'll take the red eye.
373
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,998
(CRASHING)
374
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,960
(SINGSONG) Blankie-wankie.
I mean, moose pelt.
375
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,580
Right. I'll watch first.
376
00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:10,331
(SNORING)
377
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,458
(YAWNING)
378
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,633
(SCREAMING)
379
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,245
Somebody stole
my report card quilt!
380
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,040
(MISS CHICARELLI SCREAMING)
381
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,791
Someone stole
my car cover!
382
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:35,832
(SCREAMS) Someone stole
my blankie-wankie!
I mean, moose pelt.
383
00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:38,384
(SOBBING)
384
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:41,455
ALL: (CHANTING)
Thief! Thief! Thief!
Thief! Thief! Thief!
385
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,078
You gotta believe me!
I'm not the thief!
386
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,673
And I can prove it!
387
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,167
I installed security cameras
all over the cul-de-sac.
388
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,536
All I have to do is
check the footage,
389
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,502
and we'll have our thief!
390
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,790
And when we find out
who it is,
we'll cover him with honey.
391
00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:55,882
ALL: Yay!
392
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:57,075
Roll him in bees.
393
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,673
ALL: Yay!
394
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,997
And ride him out of town
on a seat-less bike!
395
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,420
ALL: Ooh.
396
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,787
And now, I will
review this video,
397
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,672
and we'll find out
who the real thief is.
398
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:15,665
I'm the thief?
Impossible!
399
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:18,377
But I'm asleep!
I'm sleep-stealing?
It can't be!
400
00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:21,917
Or can it?
401
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:23,747
But why would I
steal everybody's stuff?
402
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,040
(KICK ON TAPE)
Chimichanga!
403
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,961
I'm para-boarding
with Kendall's quilt,
404
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,830
Chicarelli's car cover.
405
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:30,884
(CRASHING)
(CAT YELLS)
406
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,875
Who's the culprit,
Buttowski?
407
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,495
Yeah, bring out
the evidence.
408
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,130
They were right.
409
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,665
Not only am I a failed
para-boarder,
but also a thief.
410
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,247
I even took
Gunther's blankie.
411
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,830
I mean, moose pelt.
412
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:44,134
His flexible pelt
that's durable enough
413
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:47,075
to sustain significant
acceleration while...
414
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:49,173
Huh!
Time to clear my name.
415
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,040
And realize my dream
while doing it.
416
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,458
Chimichanga!
417
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:57,625
Vickle's hammock.
418
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,424
Kendall's report card quilt.
419
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,133
Brad's flag.
420
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:05,455
And Chicarelli's
car cover.
421
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:07,078
Mission accomplished.
422
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,383
And now to quietly
get Gunther's pelt back.
423
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:14,287
GUNTHER:
Blankie-wankie,
is that you?
424
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,331
It is you!
425
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:19,253
Listen, Gunther.
I'm the thief.
I stole everything.
426
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:21,880
Even my blankie-wank...
moose pelt?
427
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,915
Yes. But I was
sleep-stealing.
428
00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:25,577
I've returned
everything I took.
429
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,423
I guess I was trying to
para-board in my sleep.
430
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,917
And you did it
with my blankie...
My moose pelt?
431
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,497
Okay, fine!
I'm tired of living a lie.
432
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,750
It is my blankie-wankie.
433
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,130
Do you hear me, world?
434
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:39,285
This is
my blankie-wankie!
435
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:43,041
It was you, Miss Chicarelli!
You stole my hammock!
436
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,381
Well, he stole
my car cover!
437
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:49,245
Kendall stole
my limited edition
Tankini Lumberjack flag!
438
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:52,420
So? Mr. Vickle stole
my report card quilt!
439
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,077
Oh, no.
I've gotta stop this.
(NEIGHBORS BICKERING)
440
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,503
I have to tell them
it was me.
441
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,420
But they'll rip you apart!
442
00:20:57,417 --> 00:21:01,207
If you can be a man
and admit your pelt is
actually a blankie-wankie,
443
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,378
then I can face
this blood-thirsty mob.
444
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:05,878
So you see, it was me.
445
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,415
You've all got
your stuff back,
446
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:09,747
and now we can forget
all about the trouble
I put you through
447
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,250
and go back to our
boring, normal lives.
448
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:12,080
Okay?
449
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:13,539
Okay.
450
00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:15,581
(BEES BUZZING)
451
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:19,633
Biscuits.
452
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:22,707
(TV PLAYING)
453
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:29,705
Taze.
(SCREAMING)
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