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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick

♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski

♪ Kick

♪ Kick

♪ Kick Buttowski

♪ Kick, Kick, Kick

♪ Kick Buttowski

♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick

♪ Kick

♪ Kick

♪ Kick Buttowski

♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪

(GRUNTING)

I see Gunther is almost ready for his big night.

Oh, yeah, I cannot believe our little boy is already

at the age for his Fleppvorgenyoost.

Is most important step in Viking life,

when he perform ancient ritual before panel of judges.

And if he pass, he may transition from Viking boy to Viking man.

What happens if you fail?

MAGNUS: You are shamed from family and become fish gutter.

Just like poor Uncle Christopher.

But we know our Gunther will perform his ritual perfectly

and become Viking man.

Because you may as well jump off a cliff

if you become fish gutter.

I can hear you.

It will give us great joy

to welcome another Viking man into the family.

And not a fish gutter.

But we're sure you'll do fine.

And not fish gutter.

And we will love you no matter what.

And not a fish gutter.

Now, go back to practicing for Fleppvorgenyoost and make us proud.

And not a fish gutter.

Help me!

(PANTING)

What am I gonna do? I'm so nervous that I'm gonna let my parents down.

Gee, Gunther, I...

I'm canceling the Fleppvorgenyoost.

I've already picked out my future apron.

I guess I'll just have to accept my life as a fish...

You're not gonna be a fish gutter, Gunther.

I'm your wingman,

and together, we'll knock the socks off those judges.

You'd... You'd do that for me?

You're the best friend ever, Kick.

Failing right there on stage, in front of my entire family,

would've been so embarrassing.

Well, now, there's nothing at all to be embarrassed about.

Oh, and by the way, you gotta wear this.

Awesome.

So, you'll be here tomorrow night at 7:00?

Gunther, my friend, nothing can keep me from being there for you.

(BUZZING)

Awesome Central. Buttowski speaking.

Kick, it's Billy Stumps.

Billy Stumps! Calling me?

What can I do for you?

I got me a new truck. Oh.

And I plan on doing the most incredible monster truck stunt

anyone has ever seen.

A new truck? A new stunt?

Yup. Since you wrecked my truck that time,

my career's been on an upswing, thanks to you.

So, I thought, who better to ride shotgun with me

than my lucky charm.

How 'bout it, Kick?

I need you to be at the arena at 7:00 tonight.

Can you make it?

Billy, my friend, nothing can keep me from being there for you.

Chimichanga!

Gunther! Gunther!

You'll never guess what I'm gonna be doing tonight at 7:00. Yes!

Um, Kick, I might not be the sharpest ball on the rack,

but even I know the answer to that one.

You'll be here tonight, helping me with the Fleppvorgenyoost

just like you promised.

You haven't forgotten, have you?

What? Who, me? Pssh!

Just checking to see if you remembered.

Great! Because I just finished

building the most important part of the ritual.

Behold!

The Killenbruten!

It will look much cooler when you're operating it,

wingman.

The judges base most of their decision on how well I reenact

the ancient battle with this sea monster.

It could mean the difference between Viking man

and fish gutter.

Okay. Well, wouldn't miss it for the world, pal.

See you tonight.

Fish gutter.

What am I gonna do? On the one hand,

I've got what is the most important day of Gunther's life.

On the other, I've got what could be

the most important day of my life.

There's just no way I could do them both at the same time.

Wait a minute, I'm Kick Buttowski.

Of course I can do them both at the same time.

High five!

This ain't gonna end well, is it?

Never does.

Let's do this.

I'm ready, Gunther. Let's do this.

Not yet, Kick. First I have to read aloud

the ancient scroll of Gettenbergen.

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

So, I've got some time.

I'm ready, Billy. Let's rock.

Awesome, little dude, but we gotta warm up the crowd first.

(SCREECHING)

Nothing better than monkeys on minibikes.

So, I've got some time here, too.

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

I'm ready.

Not yet, Kick. It's time now

for the thousand dances of Dasputin Wiglin.

Dance number one.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(ALL CHEERING)

Okay.

Ain't nothing finer than monkeys on minibikes.

Except maybe diesel exhaust.

Okay, let's do this now.

Not quite. We gotta fill the stadium with mud.

It might take awhile, though.

Now?

Not yet. Now I must blow from the horn of plenty.

(STRAINING)

What?

It takes about 30 minutes for the sound to come out.

(GROANS)

Kick Buttowski, you ready to wow this crowd of thousands?

Billy, I was born to wow.

Then let's get up there.

Biscuits.

(BLARING)

(PANTING)

Not yet, Kick. A-five, six, seven, eight.

♪ A thousand bottles of glurg on the wall

♪ A thousand bottles of glurg

♪ If one of those bottles should happen to fall

♪ 999 bottles of glurg on the wall ♪

Let's do this thing.

Uh-uh-uh. We gotta pay homage to this great nation of ours.

♪ Oh, say

♪ Can you see... ♪

Boy, are you naked?

♪ Take one down Pass it around

♪ Zero bottles of glurg on the wall ♪

And now, a brief 25-minute intermission

before the slaying of the Killenbruten!

I can't keep doing this.

I just have to make a decision.

I must take these riches back to my homeland.

I'm just glad there is no Killenbruten around.

Kick, that's your cue.

Let's do this.

Yee-haw!

You ready, lucky charm? Yeah.

You ready to make stunting history?

Yeah.

Then let's do this, wingman!

(ECHOING) Wingman! Wingman! Wingman! Wingman!

GUNTHER: Fish gutter.

Billy, I told my best friend I'd help him tonight,

but I'm here, not there.

I can't do this.

I'm sorry, I have to go help Gunther.

(ENGINE REVVING)

(CROWD ROARING)

(GASPS)

I burned off my wheels.

Now I'll never get back there in time.

(ENGINE REVVING)

I'll get you there, Kick.

But what about your fans?

Sometimes it's about the fans,

but it's always about your friends.

Let's ride!

I'm just glad there is no sea monster around.

Kick, that's your cue.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

If you are there, Killenbruten,

I would really, really love to see you right now.

(ALL BOOING)

(GASPS)

Fish gutter.

ALL: Killenbruten!

The Killenbruten is defeated! Bwar!

(ALL CHEERING)

Our boy is so grown up now!

Not boy! Man!

And not disgusting fish gutter like poor Uncle Christopher.

CHRISTOPHER: I can still hear you.

Thanks for helping, Kick.

I knew you'd come through for me.

I wouldn't have missed this for the world.

Whoa! That was awesome!

Now, who's going to pay to fix my truck?

HEAVY METAL SINGER: ♪ Laundry day!

(ALL BARKING)

♪ Oskar and friends! ♪

Number one fan! (WHOOPING)

Lousy Wacky Jackie, ruining my stunts.

Old Blue needs a major repair, Razz.

He mixed it up with a dog, and the dog won.

One minute, bro. We got a letter

from Mr. Skidzee himself!

The Mr. Skidzee? The guy who owns...

I forget the name of the place.

Mr. Skidzee's a legend.

But no one ever sees him anymore.

A letter from Mr. Skidzee.

It could finally be our paychecks!

Dare to dream, Razz.

Guess we'll never know, Hush.

You could open it.

Mr. Skidzee wants to put up a billboard

featuring a Mellowbrook kid!

Kick, you're a Mellowbrook kid!

It's a contest, judged by Mr. Skidzee himself!

The winner will be the best picture

purely dedicated to speed and action.

Kick, you're purely dedicated to speed and action!

The winner will appear on the billboard

and become the new face of Skidzeez.

Kick, you have a face!

I must be on that billboard.

Aw, it could totally be you, bro! Imagine it.

You on a billboard, the supreme shot of speed and action!

It's absolutely amazing! Right, Hush?

Good deal.

Just gotta get an awesome picture of your bad self!

And the deadline's not till

today at 5:00 p.m.

Huh. I guess we should've opened that letter when we got it two weeks ago, huh?

Looks like we've got an awesome picture to take.

Gunther, get your camera.

Um...

Ready with the camera, Gunther?

Ready! Say cheese!

It's like my grandma always says,

"Make sure you have a backup camera

"in case you need to get on Skidzeez' billboard."

No, really. She says that.

There's gotta be some way to take an awesome action shot.

And fast.

Yes?

That's it! Jackie!

Yeah! Let's ask Jackie if she knows anyone!

Knows anyone for what? Performing a wedding ceremony?

As a matter of fact, I...

No! I'm trying to get on Skidzeez' billboard and...

Any chance you've taken some action shots of me?

Some?

KICK: I'm having second thoughts about this, Gunther.

Come on, Kick. Jackie's not that bad.

I love you, Jackie! (CUCKOOS)

Sardine sandwich? Sardine souffle?

Chocolate shake with sardine heads?

Yes, I'll have the sardine...

Gunther, we're not here for the food, we're here for the photos!

(SQUAWKS) Marry me, Kick! Marry me, Kick!

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Silly parrot.

Don't know where he picks this stuff up.

Marry me, Kick! Marry me, Kick!

So, where are all these action shots?

Let me just consult my undercover photo albums.

"In pajamas, Biting it, Sleeping 1, Sleeping 2. Action!"

Here you go!

See anything you like? I know I do.

Gunther, these pictures are all terrible!

I don't know, that one of you scratching your butt is pretty cool.

Maybe. But a supreme shot of speed and action?

I think not. We need a new picture.

But that would involve more time with Jackie.

(SIGHS)

It's the price I'll have to pay to get on that billboard.

Uh, Jackie? On second thought,

why don't we just take some cool action shots right now?

You had me at "I love you, Jackie." I'll get my camera!

(SQUAWKS) Freedom!

How'd it look? Awesome!

Get it? Oh, I got it.

And it was awesome!

Good action? The best yet!

This has been the best day ever!

Even better than when I had my monkey tail removed!

You are totally gonna get on that billboard, Kick!

And just in time. Almost 5:00.

I'm gonna zip home and get these awesome pictures ready!

(SCREAMING)

That's a lot of competition.

Maybe you should've staged some posed pictures like that.

Posing is for posers. Jackie should be done now.

Let's go check out some real action.

WACKY JACKIE: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

Get ready, Gunther. You may experience dizziness

from the awesome.

Ta-da!

Wow, that's awesome!

Um, next?

Okay. Ta-da!

Again, bravo!

Uh, Jackie, where are all the action shots?

These are action shots!

This one is you narrowing your eyes.

And this one is just before you do your pose!

And this one is you sticking a totally awesome landing!

Wow, just amazing. How do you do it? Wow.

Please, Gunther. Let me handle this.

Look, Jackie, I need a picture of all of me being awesome

if I want to get on that billboard.

But you're always awesome!

In every picture! See?

Uh, okay.

Calling the authorities.

Aren't you awesome?

Kick! What're we gonna do? It's almost 5:00!

What's this?

That's it!

Isn't this the greatest picture ever?

It's got all of you in it!

From beautiful helmet to beautiful toe.

This is the one, Jackie! This is the one that's gonna go on the billboard.

Oh, no, not this one.

It's my favorite picture ever. I can't part with it.

Okay, fine. Then can you print me a copy?

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Copy? There are no copies!

I erased every single one from existence.

It's more special that way!

Jackie! I need that photo now!

I can't part with it, Kick!

Well, it's your fault that all these other pictures stink!

(GASPS) Kick. That's no way to treat your number one fan.

I was just trying to help.

Well, you can help by handing over this picture!

No way!

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Uh-oh.

Jackie, look! It's Kick Buttowski!

What?

What? No!

Gotta get to Skidzeez!

Aha!

(SCREAMS)

Almost there!

(CAR ALARMS BLARING)

(SCREAMS)

Whoa! Wacky strength!

Give me that photo, Kick! I love you!

The photo!

It's okay! I'll just dry it off!

My picture!

My... My photo!

(SOBBING)

Kick, I'm so sorry.

I should have just let you have it.

No, Jackie. This picture was yours

and I shouldn't have taken it.

Being on that billboard meant so much to you.

Not as much as my number one fan.

Oh, Kick.

More to you than an awesome photograph?

Yes, Jackie.

More to you than an awesome photograph on an awesome billboard?

Yes, Jackie.

More to you than an awesome photograph on an awesome billboard

where the whole world can see how awesome you are?

Yes, Jackie.

Well, let's go home.

Don't you want to see who won?

(SCOFFS) I bet I can guess.

(DOOR SLAMS OPEN)

It's him! It's Mr. Skidzee!

Hmm.

Oh, Kick! I can't stand to watch this!

The horror!

I need... I need a hankie.

Huh?

RAZZ: Kick Buttowski wins!

Awesome!

That's not even a picture! That's a T-shirt!

The contest rules...

Kick Buttowski and that girl with crazy eyes.

(ALL LAUGHING)

This is gonna look so awesome on that billboard.

Oh, no, I couldn't possibly give it up.

Although...

Looking good!

(WHOOPING) Number one fan!

Awesome new poster, guys.

Yeah, and maybe someday we'll hang up mine.

(CHUCKLES)