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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,667 --> 00:00:09,917 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 2 00:00:09,917 --> 00:00:11,577 ♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski 3 00:00:11,583 --> 00:00:12,753 ♪ Kick 4 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:16,670 ♪ Kick 5 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:19,038 ♪ Kick Buttowski 6 00:00:19,041 --> 00:00:21,501 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick 7 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:23,130 ♪ Kick Buttowski 8 00:00:23,125 --> 00:00:26,415 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 9 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:31,997 ♪ Kick 10 00:00:34,417 --> 00:00:35,997 ♪ Kick 11 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:42,165 ♪ Kick Buttowski 12 00:00:45,542 --> 00:00:46,922 ♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪ 13 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,920 Time for a three-pointer. 14 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:13,039 (SCREAMS) 15 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,959 Breaking news! As you can see and hear behind me, 16 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:20,919 Mellowbrook's streets are jammed in what looks to be 17 00:01:20,917 --> 00:01:22,957 this city's most extreme traffic jam! 18 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,129 It appears the Loopty Loop of Lacerations, 19 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:27,575 a key attraction at the Gnarly Games in California, 20 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:30,463 has apparently broken down right here in Mellowbrook! 21 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:33,038 The Loopty Loop of Lacerations! It's here! 22 00:01:33,291 --> 00:01:34,501 The Loop was made infamous 23 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:37,830 when motocross star Dirt Bike Mike attempted to tame the third loop, 24 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:42,044 only to be chewed up and spit out by the Loop's crushing g-forces. 25 00:01:42,041 --> 00:01:43,131 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) 26 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:44,665 My time has come! 27 00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:51,379 (HUMMING) 28 00:01:52,917 --> 00:01:54,287 Gunther! It's here! 29 00:01:54,291 --> 00:01:55,751 -You mean... -Yes. 30 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:58,670 The Loopty Loop of Lacerations? In Mellowbrook? 31 00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:00,747 Yep. And we're gonna ride it! 32 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,630 -We? -That's right, Gunther. 33 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:03,875 I'm gonna need you on this one. 34 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:06,075 Me? But even Dirt Bike Mike couldn't... 35 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:08,423 And I know why. I'll explain on the way. 36 00:02:08,417 --> 00:02:11,917 A stunt like this comes once in a daredevil's lifetime. 37 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:14,000 (GASPS) I forgot! 38 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,250 I gotta clean the garage before my dad comes home. 39 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,420 He's hosting his Yaks Lodge meeting here tonight. 40 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:21,127 But the Loop! We may never get this chance again! 41 00:02:21,125 --> 00:02:23,075 Kick, everything has to be perfect 42 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:25,043 when the Yaks play their ancestral sport, 43 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:26,461 foosball! 44 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:27,578 Foosball? 45 00:02:27,959 --> 00:02:30,959 GUNTHER: A thousand years ago, Viking tribes came from far and wide 46 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:33,919 to compete in a brand new sport called foosball. 47 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:35,916 (GRUNTING) 48 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:37,712 (GROWLS) 49 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:46,291 (ALL CHEERING) 50 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,667 So you see, Kick, I can't go with you. 51 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:52,667 As a Viking, I must stay and clean. 52 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:53,667 Bwar! 53 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:58,745 Or, we can do this my way and hit the highway, and ride that Loop! 54 00:03:15,834 --> 00:03:17,084 (SCREAMS) 55 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:21,875 It's clean! 56 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:23,165 To the extreme. 57 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:30,041 The foosball table! Destroyed! 58 00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:32,831 Kick, foosball is required at all Yaks Lodge meetings. 59 00:03:32,834 --> 00:03:35,254 Do you have any idea what they'll do to me? 60 00:03:38,959 --> 00:03:43,789 I'm doomed! (SOBS) Doomed! 61 00:03:43,792 --> 00:03:45,582 Gunther, this is my fault. 62 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:47,463 We'll go to the store and get you a new foosball table 63 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:48,628 before they get back. 64 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:51,375 And then we wax that Loopty Loop of Lacerations. 65 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:52,955 Right! 66 00:03:52,959 --> 00:03:54,959 But my dad gets home in two hours. 67 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:59,707 In that case, we better take this sweet ride to the store. 68 00:04:02,834 --> 00:04:05,044 MAN: Attention, Bed, Bath and Barbarian customers. 69 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:07,041 There's a Nordic ship with its lights on. 70 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:09,751 Our cheapest table is $100. 71 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,460 -(GRUNTS) -A hundred bucks? 72 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:15,420 -I've got 20. -Well, I guess that'll be fine 73 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:17,627 as soon as you get the rest. 74 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,625 -(GRUNTS) -But... 75 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:20,627 Kick, what are we gonna do? 76 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:22,165 (SOBBING) 77 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:25,460 Where are we gonna get the other $40? 78 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:26,958 Actually, Gunther, it's 80. 79 00:04:26,959 --> 00:04:28,129 (SOBBING) 80 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:30,495 Maybe we can get him to lower the price. 81 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:33,210 I know someone who always gets what she wants. 82 00:04:34,917 --> 00:04:37,377 I am quite capable. 83 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:39,035 But it's going to cost you. 84 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:40,541 Isn't this enough? 85 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:42,042 More imaginary tea? 86 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:45,211 This is just standard protocol for being in my room, Clarence. 87 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:46,418 If you want my help, 88 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:48,827 you've gotta find me a hot tub to use before my pageant. 89 00:04:48,834 --> 00:04:50,134 -A hot tub? -Yes. 90 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:52,327 Bubbles beautify, don't you know? 91 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:53,963 Invisible crumpet? 92 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:57,245 Of course you can use my hot tub. 93 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:58,420 -Yes! -Sweet! 94 00:04:58,417 --> 00:05:01,827 If you can unclog whatever's caught in my bubble drain. 95 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,634 MAN: (ON RADIO) The Loopty Loop of Lacerations 96 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:05,665 is still stuck in the middle of Mellowbrook, 97 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:08,997 but help is on the way, so the Loopty Loop should be gone soon! 98 00:05:10,417 --> 00:05:12,877 (GASPS) The clog is too far down. 99 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:16,415 We need someone with long arms and an embarrassing lack of muscle. 100 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,827 (STRAINING) 101 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:22,535 Three! Phew! 102 00:05:22,542 --> 00:05:26,042 Two reps! That's a new personal best! Yeah, Brad! 103 00:05:26,041 --> 00:05:27,881 Well? Forget it, dillweed. 104 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:29,035 I'm going to the mall. 105 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:32,001 Gonna get the Hamburger on a Stick girl to give me her number. 106 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,504 Um, (PANTS) could I have your, uh, 107 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:38,995 dig... Uh... 108 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,040 Have your, uh... 109 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,041 Mustard packet? 110 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,041 Yeah, thank you. 111 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:46,827 And this time, I'm gonna get it. Yeah, Brad! 112 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:48,424 How are you getting to the mall 113 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:50,167 when your bike's got a flat? 114 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:51,876 (CHUCKLES) Oh. 115 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:54,875 Loan us your arm, and we've got a sweet ride. 116 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,380 (SCOFFS) Just another mustard packet. 117 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:01,745 Mustard packet or not, we brought you here. 118 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,750 Now you gotta hold up your end of the bargain. 119 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:04,920 Not till I get her number! 120 00:06:04,917 --> 00:06:06,127 Gunther. 121 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,544 (FUNK GUITAR PLAYING) 122 00:06:09,291 --> 00:06:12,921 -(GIRL GIGGLING) -Best time to call is between 6:30 and 8:00. 123 00:06:12,917 --> 00:06:14,997 What? You got it? How? 124 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,040 Women find me irresistible. 125 00:06:17,041 --> 00:06:20,791 It is my gift. It is my curse. 126 00:06:20,792 --> 00:06:24,002 Gunther got you the digits, now you lend us your arm! 127 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,170 (GASPS) I got a hold of it! 128 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:29,706 Now it's got me. (CHOKING) 129 00:06:29,709 --> 00:06:31,249 It's pulling me in! (SCREAMS) 130 00:06:31,709 --> 00:06:32,999 Not this time, hot tub. 131 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:37,325 -(BOTH GRUNTING) -Come on! 132 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:39,883 (SCREAMS) You're ripping my arm off! 133 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:41,497 Whoa! 134 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:45,793 Huh? What's this? 135 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:48,252 (SHRIEKS) It's the thing from the drain! 136 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:51,330 It's still got me! Help! Be gone, foul monster! 137 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:52,713 (GROANS) 138 00:06:52,709 --> 00:06:53,919 Kick! 139 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,330 What is that? 140 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,713 I don't know. It looks like some kind of 141 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:00,539 under... Whoa, my goodness! 142 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:01,882 (ALL SCREAMING) 143 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:03,285 BRAD: Grody! 144 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:05,751 Um, hello? Like, where are the bubbles? 145 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:08,671 Oh, that's right! I forgot to pay the bubble bill. 146 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:10,537 No bubbles, no Brianna. 147 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:12,962 (SCREAMS) No foosball table! 148 00:07:13,542 --> 00:07:17,212 Gotta find some way to make bubbles. 149 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:20,127 Ah. Bubbles! 150 00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:23,544 Mmm. Lingonberries! 151 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:26,173 (FARTS) 152 00:07:26,792 --> 00:07:29,382 (BRIANNA SCREAMING) 153 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:35,958 Stop! Okay, $20! Just turn her off! 154 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:39,957 (SNAPS) My work here is done. 155 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,129 We did it, Gunther. 156 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:42,875 Now to get this thing back to your garage, 157 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:45,125 then get us to the Loopty Loop of Lacerations. 158 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:47,995 Just a short trip home, then we ride that Loop. 159 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:50,125 Can you smell the awesome? 160 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:52,955 (SNIFFS) All I can smell is my dad. 161 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,793 And there he goes! We're too late! 162 00:07:57,333 --> 00:08:00,383 Don't worry, Gunther. He's stuck in the traffic jam with everyone else. 163 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:01,960 (CARS HONKING) 164 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:03,708 You don't know my dad. 165 00:08:03,709 --> 00:08:05,959 Bwar! Traffic jam! 166 00:08:05,959 --> 00:08:08,419 Oars! Stroke! 167 00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:10,084 Doomed! Don't worry. 168 00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:11,083 We'll get you home. 169 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,785 Besides, that Loop isn't going anywhere. 170 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:19,125 Well, folks, the Loop is finally going somewhere!   (CARS HONKING) 171 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:22,035 And by the sounds of these drivers, not a moment too soon! 172 00:08:22,041 --> 00:08:24,501 Kick! The Loop! It's leaving! 173 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:26,455 If we hurry, we might be able to catch it! 174 00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:28,919 No, Gunther. I have to get you home. 175 00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:30,077 But the Loop! 176 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:33,213 A stunt like this only comes once in a daredevil's lifetime! 177 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:36,038 It's okay, Gunther, it just wasn't meant to be. 178 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:38,041 Besides, I got you into this, 179 00:08:38,041 --> 00:08:39,961 and now I'm gonna get you out of it. 180 00:08:42,041 --> 00:08:43,001 (GRUNTING) 181 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:46,211 Let's roll. 182 00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:56,917 Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! 183 00:08:57,917 --> 00:08:58,877 They're good! 184 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:02,415 They got some mad oaring skills, yo! We'll never pass them! 185 00:09:03,959 --> 00:09:05,709 Stroke! 186 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,250 Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! 187 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:12,213 It's gonna take an act of Thor to pass them now! 188 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:16,080 Or a Loopty Loop of Lacerations! 189 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:17,333 You mean... 190 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:19,963 We're gonna ride that thing after all! Swerve left! 191 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:24,963 Ollie! Grind! 192 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:30,787 (SCREAMING) 193 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:37,004 Lean forward, Gunther! We need your weight up front! 194 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:37,920 What? 195 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:39,247 We need your weight up front! 196 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,790 That's why Dirt Bike Mike failed. 197 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:42,672 He didn't have the necessary Gunther-weight! 198 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,917 I was born for this moment! 199 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,791 (CHIRPING) Look! 200 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:02,998 ALL: Bwar! Foosbwar! Foosbwar! Foosbwar! 201 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:10,999 Bwar! Foosbwar! Foosbwar! Foosbwar! 202 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,383 Open up in the name of the Yaks! 203 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:23,205 Hmm. Nice and clean. 204 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:26,498 Huh? Bwar! That is not my table. 205 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,920 Sure it is. We just added wheels. 206 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:31,457 These days you gotta be mobile. Whoa! 207 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:33,166 (SIGHS) 208 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,290 (ANGRY GRUNTING) 209 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:38,168 It's cool. I'm okay. 210 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,540 Well, Gunther, this was a good day's work. 211 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:45,785 Yep! Even this part, totally worth it. 212 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:49,827 ALL: Goal! 213 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,924 At least we'll always have the Loop. 214 00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:55,955 And here again is that amazing footage of the mystery stuntmen 215 00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:59,463 doing something even the legendary Dirt Bike Mike couldn't do! 216 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,705 BJORGEN: When Vikings are up against an unbeatable foe, 217 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,380 we bring them a giant wooden dragon 218 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,785 -(DOORBELL CHIMES) -as a gift. 219 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:19,458 Can someone get that, please? 220 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:20,878 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 221 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,785 Can someone get the door? 222 00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:27,002 Oh, I guess I will! 223 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,920 BJORGEN: It is the greatest Viking war trick of all time. 224 00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:36,667 The enemy brings the wooden beast into his castle. 225 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,077 This will make a wonderful centerpiece! 226 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:43,043 The enemy doesn't suspect the gift contains our fiercest warriors! 227 00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:46,254 Vikings always find a way. 228 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:52,328 And this is why my suitcase is a wooden dragon. 229 00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:54,246 BOTH: Sweet! 230 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,035 Well, I'm off on a vacation! (CHUCKLES) 231 00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:01,962 Service! 232 00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:05,079 While your Uncle Bjorgen is on vacation, Gunther, 233 00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:07,043 you must wash all dishes. 234 00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:10,959 Aw, not the dishes. 235 00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:14,999 Hmm. Or perhaps you'd prefer collecting eggs from the Kraken. 236 00:12:15,709 --> 00:12:16,919 (ROARING) 237 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:19,882 Hand me some rubber gloves and call me "Dishy!" 238 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:23,210 Bwar! We also need new delivery man. 239 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:25,383 I'd be an amazing delivery man! 240 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:28,535 Not just regular delivery man. Fast one. 241 00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:32,584 Food to you in 29 minutes or less, or it's free! 242 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,423 29 minutes? Why not 30? 243 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:37,457 Must beat competition! Bwar! 244 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:41,075 Well, no one's faster than me! 245 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:44,713 Whoa! I can't hold them! I can't hold them! 246 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,790 No one's faster! 247 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:52,915 You are new delivery man! Bwar! Bwar! 248 00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:53,877 (BELL DINGS) 249 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,745 Order up for delivery! 250 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,580 Kick Buttowski shall not fail. 251 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:01,713 Bwar! Bwar! Bwar! 252 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:05,878 (DOOR OPENS) 253 00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:11,172 (CLEARS THROAT) I, uh, forgot the order. 254 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,916 Twenty-nine minutes or less! 255 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,825 With 28 minutes to spare. 256 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,750 Bwar! 257 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,333 (RINGING) 258 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:34,383 Hello, BattleSnax? Bwar! 259 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,705 (RINGING) 260 00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:36,919 Bwar! BattleSnax! 261 00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:48,205 Business. She booms! 262 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,170 Made my last delivery in three minutes. 263 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,576 East Mellowbrook, apartment building, 14th floor, 264 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,423 elevator out of service because the building was flooded. 265 00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:58,787 Good tipper, too. 266 00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:00,922 Ah, all finished. 267 00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:03,377 Good. Now you can collect eggs from Kraken. 268 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,955 Um... Think I have some last minute dishes to do! 269 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:09,174 (RINGING) 270 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,126 Hello, BattleSnax? 271 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:14,825 (GASPS) It is The Dark One! 272 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,754 -(GASPS) -(GASPS) 273 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:17,750 Service! 274 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:19,253 Who's The Dark One? 275 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,080 He always gets meals free! 276 00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:23,877 Bjorgen never made the delivery on time. 277 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:25,035 He's bad for business! 278 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,251 -He's cruel! -He's cold! 279 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,960 -He's calculating! -Service! 280 00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:30,169 Relax. 281 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:35,169 When Kick Buttowski says he's gonna deliver, he delivers. 282 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,626 Bwar! Bwar! Bwar! 283 00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:40,751 Well, see you guys. 284 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,250 This isn't far away at all. Twelve minutes, tops. And there it is. 285 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,495 The Dark One. Phew. 286 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,455 (TIRES SCREECHING) 287 00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:10,829 (WATCH ALARM BEEPING) 288 00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,544 Dinner is on you! 289 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:14,082 Hey, you cheated! 290 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,745 You fail! 291 00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,785 Who is this guy? 292 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:29,043 The Dark One has been getting free food for six Wolf Moons! 293 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:31,541 Is okay. Dark One only order once a month. 294 00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:32,832 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 295 00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,714 Hello, BattleSnax? Hold please. 296 00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:38,169 (GASPS) The Dark One! Another order! 297 00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:39,825 -(GASPS) -(SCREAMS) 298 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,790 Service! 299 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,962 You're gonna pay for this meal, Dark One. 300 00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:45,329 That's "The Dark One" to you. 301 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,957 And I'm gonna place orders all the time 302 00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:50,499 so I can see you fail all the time. Enjoy. 303 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,457 That's it! We cancel policy! 304 00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,748 But guys, don't Vikings always find a way? 305 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,710 That's right, Gunther. They do. 306 00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:59,879 And so does Kick Buttowski. 307 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,915 (RINGING) 308 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:14,955 (CACKLING) 309 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,750 (WATCH ALARM BEEPING) 310 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:26,880 Fail! 311 00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:28,672 (RINGING) 312 00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,579 What is this, the world's longest freight train? 313 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,957 (WATCH ALARM BEEPING) 314 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,378 Fail. 315 00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:46,789 (RINGING) 316 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,083 Got here with 27 minutes to spare! 317 00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,958 -(WATCH ALARM BEEPING) -Biscuits. 318 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:02,671 (RINGING) 319 00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:05,749 Viking pot pie? Got it. 320 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,883 Got you this time, Dark One. 321 00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:20,792 (CRASHING) 322 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,375 (WATCH ALARM BEEPING) 323 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,745 Fail. (CACKLES) 324 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,210 Show your face, Dark One! 325 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,918 Never! You shan't ever know the secret identity of 326 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,167 The Dark One. 327 00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,826 The Dark One? You get out here right now! 328 00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:42,674 Kendall? What are you doing here? 329 00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:47,459 Ronaldo? 330 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,920 Okay, so you know the secret identity of 331 00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,537 The Dark One. 332 00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,832 Doesn't mean you're gonna fail any less. 333 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:57,674 We'll see about that. Until the next delivery. 334 00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,877 Until the next delivery, Buttowski! 335 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,875 (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 336 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,538 (COUGHS) 337 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,294 Uh, yes, Kendall, my darling? Anything wrong? 338 00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:09,171 So, this is why you couldn't attend my debate club match? 339 00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:11,289 Did I mention you're beautiful? 340 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:13,830 Here's the deal, Ronaldo. 341 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,915 I want a romantic gesture. 342 00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:20,877 Something big, something unexpected, something expensive. 343 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,960 And I want it tomorrow night. 344 00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:24,249 Or we're through! 345 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,627 Oh, I think I can do that. Romantic, unexpected, 346 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:28,955 and free. 347 00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:30,419 (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 348 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,625 (COUGHS) I love you? 349 00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,035 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 350 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:36,921 I got it! Thank you for calling BattleSnax. Bwar! 351 00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:38,787 It's The Dark One with another order! 352 00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:41,752 He ordered the 14-course Gourmet Viking Tasting Menu 353 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,540 (GASPS) with extra gourmet. 354 00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:44,712 (SCREAMING) 355 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:45,879 Service! 356 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,825 See you in 29 minutes or more. 357 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,828 (CACKLING) 358 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:52,788 That's the largest item on our menu! 359 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:54,882 If The Dark One gets this for free, 360 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,705 we'll go out of business for sure! 361 00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:58,999 No! I will make the delivery on time. 362 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,883 Somehow... (CRASHING NOISE) 363 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,745 Eh, such lousy service. 364 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,580 And careful of my wooden dragon suitcase! 365 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,713 You want everything to come falling out of it? 366 00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,787 Bingo. 367 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,630 (CACKLES) I'd like to see Buttowski 368 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,875 get through my force field in 29 minutes or less. 369 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,170 KENDALL: Oh, my! Ronaldo! 370 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,080 It's so wonderful! 371 00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,423 -(GASPS) -A homemade statue of me? 372 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,384 This is exactly the kind of big, 373 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,245 unexpected romantic gesture I've been wanting! 374 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,880 Uh, well, I'm, uh, glad! 375 00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,205 Yes, I made it for you, my sweet! 376 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:34,877 Aw. (GRUNTS) 377 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,709 Careful, my darling! Mind the force field. 378 00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:42,127 So romantic. 379 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:43,788 Just wait till dinner! 380 00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:47,082 The delivery should be here in 19 seconds, 381 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:49,043 -and if not, well... -(ALPHORN BLOWING) 382 00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:51,827 It wasn't me. 383 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:56,792 BOTH: Bwar! 384 00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:58,920 (SCREAMS) 385 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,125 (SCREAMS) 386 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,540 Bwar! 387 00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:08,709 BOTH: Bwar! Bwar! Bwar! 388 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:13,834 (GRUNTS) 389 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,000 I'm out of here! 390 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,830 Wait, wait! Kendall, please! Wait! 391 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,584 But none of this is my fault! 392 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,583 If you hadn't brought in that stupid thing... 393 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,423 (SNARLS) Stupid thing? 394 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:29,832 So now the giant wooden statue of me is just a stupid thing? 395 00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:31,714 But... No, Kendall, please wait! 396 00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:33,417 (GRUNTS) 397 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,630 (WATCH ALARM BEEPING) 398 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,075 (LAUGHS) On time. 399 00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:44,249 We realize you have a choice when choosing Nordic food, 400 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,170 so we'd like to thank you for choosing BattleSnax. 401 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,000 Here's your bill. 402 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,040 How much? I don't have that kind of money! 403 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,041 Oh, I think we can work something out. 404 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:56,785 (LAUGHS) This is it? Dishes? 405 00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:57,962 That's the best you can do? 406 00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,793 How cliche! I'll have these done in two seconds. 407 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,962 Uh-uh. Dishes are my job. 408 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:05,419 But we are running low on Kraken eggs. 409 00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:08,747 (SCOFFS) No problem. I think I can handle getting a few eggs. 410 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,080 (ROARING) 411 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,375 (SCREAMING) 412 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,500 Well, it looks like everything worked out. 413 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,460 Yeah, Kick, you really delivered. 414 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:19,458 BJORGEN: Service! 415 00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,884 Well, I'm back from vacation. 416 00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,375 Welcome back, Uncle Bjorgen! 417 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,705 Did you have a good time? 418 00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:30,749 Not really. The service was horrible. 29858

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