Original subtitles

kidding soon

roeme

shoot

No

there has the Red Queen screams the

caterpillars

dreams the Cheshire Cat is

away No

in one

growing

No

there's not

the marchers getting quite irate the

dormouse has to hit the way No

anything

I hate to move

the Rose was really white but that's

alright

in wonderland

Alice was tired of having nothing to do

while her sister was busy reading a book

that didn't have any pictures in it what

good is a book without pictures even

Alice's cat Dinah was bored excuse me do

you have the time well not exactly but I

should think somewhere afternoon oh dear

oh dear I shall be too late too late for

what wait as Alice followed after the

White Rabbit it occurred to her that she

had never before seen a rabbit with

either clothes or a watch but by then

she was already burning with curiosity

having nothing else to do she decided to

follow the rabbit down the hole never

considering how she might get out again

Oh near the center of the earth at least

you Australia or dinah she'll miss me so

very much

I do hope someone remembers her saucer

of milk oh my ears and whiskers how late

it's getting mr. rabbit wait for me mr.

rabbit where are you oh how shall I ever

get out of here funny I don't remember

that table perhaps I can leave after all

then again maybe not

absolutely beautiful

I'm much too tall to get inside

oh if only I could close up like a

telescope

how curious drink me let's see what was

it that mother said oh yes don't drink

anything that's poison but it isn't

marked poison and it smells good tastes

good too sort of a cherry tart pestered

pine-apple roast turkey toffee hot

buttered toast kind of taste mmm now I

know what a candle feels like what if I

should burn out all together at least

I'll be able to go into the garden oh no

I never seem to be the right size

anymore where did that come from

spice yuck I ain't spice but if I eat it

maybe I'll grow tall enough to reach the

key and if I grow smaller I can creep

under the door either way I'll get out

of here and into the garden so I don't

care what happens

no never get out of here oh why did I

ever follow that silly rabbit I'm eight

I am so late if you please sir my

children my heads you will I know it

curious everything is today and

yesterday things went on as usual

I wonder if I've been changed in the

night but if I'm not the same Oh am i Oh

puzzling it all is what's this

oh my I mean ooh smaller than before Oh

mouse if you can talk can you tell me

the way out of this pool oh dear

I didn't mean to frighten you oh I do

apologize I hate cats but I'm not a cat

you have one don't you yes I do but for

all these creatures who are you is a

better question we know who we are I

never imagined I'd be speaking to a

mouse how shall we ever get dry we'll

catch her death if we don't ah we'll

catch our death if we don't I just said

that I just said that sit down both of

you I'll soon make you dry enough we'll

have a carcass race a caucus-race

the recess on so go go go

who cares we'll win place or show cialis

run she's making time but she kept

buying the finish line run Alice run go

Alice go where is she going she doesn't

know look at them story look at them run

don't worry Alice it's all in fun no no

one loses no no one wins round around

the mad crowd spins run Alice run go

Alice go where is she going she doesn't

know run Alice run go Alice go where did

they go - she doesn't know

Sokol coco who cares a win or place or

show cialis run she's makin time but she

kept behind the finish line run Alice

run point

Alice go where is she going she doesn't

know look at them Sir

look at them run don't worry Alice it's

all in fun oh no one loses

no no one wins round around a man cross

me

Alice Rodham go Alice go where is she

going she doesn't know run Alice run go

Alice go where did they go - she doesn't

know the race is all over the race has

gone home and he lies Alice alone

where where is everybody

at least I'm dry

oh my dear pause oh my fur and whiskers

I'll never get there in time mr. rabbit

sir I need to get home

don't we all it really is rude for a

rabbit if I ever catch that slippery

Cottontail I'll give him a piece of my

mind all right I found him mr. rabbit

are you here

how very charming

I could almost live here myself

perhaps this will make me grow large

again for I am quite tired of being such

a tiny little thing

large enough I should think

goodness gracious what's that in my

window it's an arm your honor an arm you

goose but who ever saw one that size

look out oh it's an arm all right then

it's got no business in my house don't

take it away no you can't take it away

it's mine it's me

Alice sure I don't like it your honor

at all at all this oughta do it

look now put it up in that corner dear

me

were they playing to do here bill catch

hold of this room will the roof hold

mine that loose slate I can't catch it

go down the chimney then you do it do as

I say you coward

you heard the master bill best you go

down the chimney poor bill they seem to

put everything upon him

but I must protect myself here I go

sorry bill you or me how are you old

fellow what happened yeah tell us all

about it

something came up with me like a

jack-in-the-box my goals like a

skyrocket we must burn the house down

but I heard that if you do awesome dinah

on you oh my - better do something quick

that kick again it can't possibly make

me any bigger here goes nothing

work

I'm very sorry who are you

well I'm not exactly sure at present I

was this morning but I've changed

several times since then

explain yourself I'm afraid I can't

being so many different sizes in a

single day is terribly confusing it is

not well someday you'll turn into a

butterfly and I expect you'll feel quite

different then I think not come up here

I have something important to ask you

what size do wish to be well I should

like to be a little larger three inches

is such a wretched height to be to the

contrary three inches is a very good

height indeed oh goodness oh I didn't

mean to offend you

but I'm not used to it you'll get used

to it in time I don't want to get used

to it in that case one side will make

you grow taller

the other side will make you grow

shorter

the other side of what the mushroom but

a circle doesn't have two sides get it

done which side does what wrong side

where are my shoulders gone to oh I

can't see my hands either

I am NOT a serpent my eggs veneto wink

of sleep in three weeks I'm truly sorry

you've been annoyed but the safety of

the highest tree in the woods

don't come wriggling down out of the sky

oh now listen here I am NOT a serpent

and I am NOT looking for eggs especially

your eggs I genuinely dislike them raw

I'm just a little girl who wants to go

home story indeed I've seen a good many

little girls in my time but never one

with such a neck as yours

I grant you that my neck isn't usually

long for a girl but this is merely a

temporary situation I hope I won't know

serpents how can I see serpents if I

can't even see my feet I almost forgot

taller shorter taller shorter Oh which

is which

almost

perfect now only I knew which way to go

from here that depends entirely on where

you want to get to I don't care much

where as long as I get somewhere oh

you're sure to do that

if you walk long enough what sort of

people live around here Cheshire puss if

you don't mind me calling you that I

don't mind in that direction live the

Hatter in that direction lives a March

Hare visit either they're both mad but I

don't want to be around mad people we're

all mad here

I met your matter how do you know I'm

mad you must be oh you wouldn't be here

I do wish you wouldn't disappear like

that it's not as easy as it look are you

playing croquet with the Queen today I

should like it very much but I haven't

been invited you will be see you there

oh I must say I've often seen a cat

without a grin but never a grin without

a cat that's the most curious thing I've

ever seen in my whole entire life no

then I've seen Hatter's before so the

March Hare will be much more interesting

and since this is May it won't be as

raving mad as it wasn't March I should

think

you should say with you mean you know I

do at least I mean what I say well

that's the same thing not the same thing

a bit butter you might just as well say

that I see what I eat is the same as I

eat what I say or that I like what I get

is the same as I get what I like but

it's not oh did I breathe when I sleep

is the same as I sleep when I breathe

it's all the same with you pass the

butter perhaps they'll be kind enough to

direct me home but I mustn't frighten

them like I did the mouse pardon me but

no no no no go away but there's plenty

of room very well why is a raven like a

writing-desk

oh I love riddles I believe I can guess

that do you mean you think you can find

out the answer to it exactly

then you should say what you mean I do

may I have some tea

I shall help myself Ben what day is the

month is it the fourth I believe two

days wrong what a funny watch it tells

the day of the month but not what kind

of day it is why should it does your

watch tell you what David did your mouse

is asleep again did she answer the

riddle yet I'm sorry I've quite

forgotten the riddle oh why is a raven

like a writing-desk

I give up what's the answer I haven't

the slightest idea

no I toss the butter I think you might

do something better with your time than

wasting it asking riddles that have no

answers I'm gonna clean

I know let's draw what shall we draw

we'll draw things that begin with the

letter the letter M like mousetrap

anistar mousetrap which catches the DOS

MS mammoths big as a house for monkeys

who live in the trees as for most but

with great knobby knees

M is for magic which catches the eye

M is for monsoon big as the sky M is for

Magpies who live missed the leaves M is

for mumbles scratching there please a

mr. manga which catches the snake ms the

manatee ms for macro who live in the sea

a mr. monster monster do what they

please

M is for madness it's claiming to see

No

mousetrap which catches the best ms or

mammoth big as a house ms for monkeys

who live in the trees and as for most of

us with great knobby knees

M is for magic which catches the eye

M is for monsoon big as the sky M is for

Magpies who live mid to the leaves M is

for Mongols

scratching there please ms ker manga

which catches the snake m nster manatee

big Ansley MS for macro who live in the

sea a mr. monster monster do what they

please

M is for madness its place you forgot

much really have you ever seen a drawing

of muchness I don't think if you can't

think

then you shouldn't talk and if you can't

speak nicely to me that don't speak to

me at all

that does it this is the stupidest

tea-party I was ever at I'm leaving

mr. rabbit sir wait Oh oh dear oh dear

oh dear

it's nearly begun oh dear

things get curiouser and curiouser

mr. rabbit where are you

she'll do it proper this time first the

key now become the right size hmm I'm

getting good at this

at last lookout down fine

don't go splashing paint all over me

like that I couldn't help it seven drop

my elbow don't go blaming me that's

right five

you're always laying the blame on others

you'd better not talk three I heard the

Queen say only yesterday you deserve to

be beheaded what for

sorry to disturb you but would you mind

telling me why you're painting those

roses well you see Miss this should have

been a red rose tree but we planted a

white one by mistake and if the Queen

was to find out we would all have our

heads cut off isn't that a little harsh

the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen

ah

you

mr. rabbit what's your name child my

name is Alice your majesty and who are

these how should I know I'm just a

visitor

oh yeah you'll not answer my question

consider my dear she is only a child so

true don't it's okay dear yes

I adore croquet come in join walking

it's it's a very fine day don't you

think very except that the queen is so

dreadfully fond of beheading people it's

a wonder there's anyone left at all hush

get to your places strangest game I've

ever seen hey still oh dear how you

getting on Cheshire puss who else I

don't think they play it all fairly

there are no rules at least if there are

nobody attends to them how do you like

the Queen not at all

she's so extremely oh you talking to is

it's a friend of mine allow me to

introduce him I don't like the look of

it at all however it may kiss my hand if

Italy's I'd rather not don't be

impertinent off with bad airs the

executioner I'm afraid it's impossible

to cut off a head unless there's a body

from which to cut it off due to the

contrary anything with a head it can be

beheaded if something isn't done this

instant I'll have every parasite cut off

by by the gun

they're gone Her Majesty's tarts are

gone

Oh

silence in the chord that it read the

accusation the Queen of Hearts she made

some tarts all on a summer day the knave

of Hearts he stole those tarts and took

them quite away no it's not true have

you reached your verdict not yet not yet

there's a great deal to come before that

call your first witness

Alice me I you Alice well yes but uh

come up here this instant before I have

you executed

what do you know about this business

nothing that's very important

excuse me Your Majesty but don't you

mean unimportant importance are

important important unimportant or they

won't never mind

what are Tarts made of well my mother

makes all kinds raspberry boysenberry

Logan

berry strawberry peach apricot cherry Oh

cherry my favorite oh my stop doing that

you've got no right to grow here well

you're growing too oh yes but I'm

growing at a reasonable pace off with

her head

rule 42 all persons more than a mile

high must leave the court I'm not a mile

high you are nearly two miles off with

her I sent go no matter consider the

verdict your majesty

I've just been given moral evidence a

letter written by the prisoner I didn't

write that oh why this isn't even a

letter it's a set of verses please Your

Majesty I didn't write it there's no

name signed at the end then you must

have met some mischief or else you'd

have signed your name like an honest man

it doesn't prove anything of the sort

you haven't even read the verses what

I'm very that's Christmas haha a secret

kept from all the rest between yourself

and me but there you are what more do we

need let the jury consider the verdict

no no such as first verdict afterwards

that's ridiculous besides the tarts are

right there boys so they are Oh dear me

dear me were they there all the time

stuffin nonsense the idea of having the

sentence first hold your tongue young

lady

I will not what can you possibly do to

me you're nothing more than a pack of

playing cards

Alice wake up what a long sleep you had

Oh a de what a curious dream I had it's

time for tea dear

you can tell me all about it once inside

Alice told her sister about her curious

adventure in Wonderland as she did

Edith thought about how silly Alice was

to be telling such tales and had to

smile to herself when she thought of the

wild imaginations the children have

kidding small growing tall

nobody

off with her head the Red Queen screams

the caterpillars lost in dreams the

Cheshire Cat is fading away no ordinary

day in one

growing tall

the rabbit's late the marchers getting

caught I rate the Dormouse have to hit

the way No

in

painted red solo

the Rose wasn't really white but that's

alright

bingos in wonderland

in one

you