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Nice Omi, eight seconds
faster than raimundo
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yeah you're one slippery little dude
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I foolishly and shamefully lost a
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quarter-second on the sandbags as you
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might say I smell bad
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- I stink not I smell bad
- I stink?
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Yeah and you smell bad too
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all right Clay,
you're the last one up
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so all I got to do is be
the fastest to get to that doggie?
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- Correct
- all right
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your record safe, Clays element
is earth speed of a rock.
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Ready, set... go
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I think I shaved a few
seconds off your record Omi.
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You are supposed to go
run and jump and kick
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I didn't see the point of all that hoop
and hollering so long as I got the dog
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or you knew you couldn't beat
us with your old man kung fu
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raimundo mocks Clay tai chi
by calling it old man kung fu
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he implies Clay is like
an old man doing kung fu
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is there something funny about old
men and their kung fu young monk?
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- Master Fung
- you do recall Omi that
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the oldest oak in the grove
is by far the strongest yes?
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Yes master.
Clay cheated
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there is more to being a xiaolin dragon
than running and jumping young monk.
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Yes master there
is kicking too
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true, but being a xiaolin dragon also
means seeing the world in a different way
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for example finding simple
solutions to complicated problems
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- well done Clay
- thank you sir
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look alive people,
we got a hot Shen Gong Wu
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the Fist of Tebigong a most powerful
Shen Gong Wu indeed.
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It packs a punch, literally
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quickly young ones choose your
own Shen Gong Wu for battle
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dibs on the Eye of Dashi
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no you can't have it
you don't know what it will do
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sure I do
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it's supposed to shoot
Lightning or something
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besides I called it
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but I won it in the showdown
i should be the first to use it.
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Fighting over a Shen Gong Wu are you two
trying to start a xiaolin showdown?
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Master Fung please decide which of
us should take the Eye of Dashi.
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It should go for the winner of
the obstacle course challenge
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yes in your head raimundo
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- in your face
- talk o the fingers
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I didn't mean you Omi
Clay was the fastest
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what? But... he...
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Use it well
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much obliged Master Fung sir
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the Mantis Flip Coin and the Two-ton Tunic
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- yeah yeah all right
- thank you Master Fung
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I get no Shen Gong Wu
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we have but three
Omi if you want one
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I suggest you retrieve
the Fist of Tebigong
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you heard the man come
on shake your tails
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we got a Shen Gong Wu to find
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yeah I like it
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this third arm sash is tight
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insolent boy you are misusing
the power of a Shen Gong Wu
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oh come on what's the point of taking over
the world if you can't have a little fun
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look at me I can juggle
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you are wasting time the fist of
tebigong awaits it must be mine
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we're partners remember so that
shen gong wu is ours
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unless you could suddenly pick things
up with those see through hands
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yeah that's what I thought
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power down we'll get your fist
thing as soon as I'm done.
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you got a problem?
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go walk against wind somewhere else
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First order of business
where I rule the world
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vaporize all mimes
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wait a minute what's
going on here
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okay clown you're toast
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wait
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This mime has magical abilities
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I believe he may be of use to us
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or do you require another demonstration
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No, I'm good
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That Fist of Tebigong
must be close because I'm
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getting a wicked case
of Shen Gong Wu rash
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could you be more specific?
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yeah it kind of itches here but it's more
burning down there behind my tail
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I've got this unsightly cracking I mean it
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I meant with the location
of the Shen Gong Wu
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Can you tell us
exactly where it is?
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yeah instead of making
us look behind every...
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Jack Spicer
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surprise surprise robo minions
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Water
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Wind
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Hey robot forget something?
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Fire
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hey watch out
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Clay? big fight here.
wanna get in the game?
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just taking my cleansing breath.
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now I'm ready
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Are you all right?
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don't worry about us none
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just get that Shen Gong Wu
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Mantis Flip Coin
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- Did you wish you had this Shen Gong Wu?
- Yes.
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But you needed it more than me.
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the battle is over Spicer you've lost
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whatever shall we do
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perhaps they should meet our new friend
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hey you got a mime?
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what are you going to
do annoy us to death?
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Look at him he's pretending
to put us inside a box
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So lame
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Oh no we are trap
we cannot get out
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very silly I...
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look there is a wall here
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guys?
we really are trapped.
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you kids have fun we're off
to get the Fist of Tebigong
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hey what are y'all doing here?
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shouldn't you be rounding
up that's Fist of Tebigong
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what's that?
I can't hear you?
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they're playing charades
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odd time for fancy-pants parlor
games but you guys know best
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let's see I reckon it's...
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fabric softener, igloo, tooth decay.
Its ham its so cured ham.
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no that's a monkey if I ever seen one
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- maybe lemur
- he cannot hear us
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he thinks we're playing charades
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Fine. I got a charade for him
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- you
- Raimundo, good start
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- Heine, tookus, gluteus maximus
- Butt?
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Right
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kick... you... me...
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Raimundo is gonna kick my...
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hey
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five yards for
unnecessary roughness
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mister you done made me mad
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I'm gonna... what?
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it's some sort of
invisible box
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hey, took him long enough
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move.
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trapped by mime magic stop Jack
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get Shen Gong Wu
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Magic mine?
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they've always been obnoxious
but now they're dangerous too?
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our fates resting Clay's hands
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so what you're saying
is we're doomed
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it'd been nice knowing you guys
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Raimundo, Kimiko we must
have faith in a comrade Clay
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Old man kung fu to the rescue?
Not in this life?
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face it Omi if Clays our
last hope we're hopeless
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goodbye fist of tebigong
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hello 10,000 years of darkness
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you may have a point
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you're getting warmer yeah that Fist
of Tebigong is so near I can practically
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Breaks
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don't want no trouble mime
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one of you guys
gonna do something?
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seems like a fella don't mean any harm
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Beat it Frenchy
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he's doing everything I doing
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the mirror gag,
I hate mines
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cute but we do have a
Shen Gong Wu to find
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I reckon I got an idea
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fella this is gonna hurt you more than
it'll hurt me
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way to take one for the
team
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give it a rest raymundo
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no there has got to be
some way out of here
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Okay those walls are solid
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let me try
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you're right those walls are solid
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Silence please
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why?
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oh come on I just said
silence I even said please
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sorry
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just want to know
what you're doing Omi
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I am building my chi so that I can perform
the ancient and fearsome Tsunami strike
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it'll be cold dud
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cool dude
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I stand corrected
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Now.
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silence please
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you are right
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Those walls are very solid.
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I sense the Fist of Tebigong,
it's close
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we'll find it, my drill robots will turn
this mountain to rubble if they have to
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- see mountain of rubble
- find me the fist of tebigong or I'll...
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you'll what? replace me?
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There's a thought
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not likely
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Old Wuya is right
that fist is close
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come on move real quiet-like
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don't insult me
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I'm all about stealth and
I'm very light on my...
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hey the fist of tebigong
check me out with the moves
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Yeah, check you out
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Security
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too slow cowboy too slow
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there must be some way out of this
box
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if there is I'm not seeing it
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then again I'm not
seeing the box
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well I'm not too proud to beg
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hey mister hilarious mime guy let us out
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we think mimes are charming
and funny not at all stupid
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- let us out
- Raimundo
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Stop
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Splitting headache developing here
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No. Listen.
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What is That?
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the bars duh
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this box has bars?
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I thought the walls were solid
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well they are but there
are bars too I guess
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or are there bars because you imagined
them
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don't play mind games girl
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so if I imagine a door
will it be here too?
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Yes
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simple solutions to complicated problems
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Check you out with the big brain
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My first girl hug
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may I have another
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easy Omi one per customer
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this is nice.
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the three of us friends
having a few laughs together
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but where's our fourth
friend Mister Clay
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oh that's right
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he's losing the Fist of
Tebigong to Jack Spicer
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did you guys forget that?
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What are you waiting for?
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Vaporize him.
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Wuya, how long have you
been at this villian game?
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I wreaked havoc and destruction
when the earth was still
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young and mankind was just
crawling out of the mud
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and yet you still
make amateur mistakes
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everyone knows gloating
first then vaporizing
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you've come far Clay but you didn't
count on the magnificently evil mind of
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Jack Spicer
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see good gloat great laugh
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You talk too much
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ghost lady's got a point
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Ey of Dashi
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Its glowing
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it looks like we're headed for a
xiaolin showdown you dirty snake
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This way, hurry.
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hey guys you're just in time
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Clay I challenge you
to a xiaolin showdown
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name your game Jack
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that robin first one to catch it wins
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Catch a robin?
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okay Jack I accept
your challenge
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sucker
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let's go Xiaolin Showdown
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Still not use to that
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you ready cowboy?
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ready as I'll ever be
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Gong Yi Tanpai
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Third-arm Sash
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Jack's on fire
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yes, but Clay has yet
to becoming flame
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well he's breathing
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I'm guessing he's alive
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does he not know the
showdown has started?
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don't worry your
pretty little heads
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my man Clay is still
doing nothing
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Hey get your butt in there.
Move.
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Look out.
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00:18:37,228 --> 00:18:38,495
Seize the bird Clay
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do something
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at least shoot some
Lightning
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I just want to see if once
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what's he doing?
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if I had to guess...
flower arrangement
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this does not inspire confidence
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just tell me when it's over
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hey there little fella
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enjoy the grub
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He did it.
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excelente
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oh thanks y'all
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CLay has me tripping on very cool stones
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no no no Clay's got you stone cold trip...
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Oh forget it
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Pathetic boy.
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Can I get a rematch or a do over?
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something's clearly wrong here
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Eye of Dashi, the Fist of Tebigong,
and the Third-arm Sash
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Way to clean up Clay
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I made out okay I figured
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Look at Clay beaming like a big hero
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oh now you're gonna make me blush
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So Clay can I give the
Eye of Dashi a try?
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sure thing Rai.
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what? why?
I should try before you.
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I found it
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you snooze you lose
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Then perhaps I try out the
Fist of Tebigong on your head
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Guys knock it off or I'll
Third-arm Sash your mouth shut
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besides fellas I'd like to think we all
learned a little something today
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never lose faith in a friend
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value of simple solutions
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Omi can't use slang
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No. We learned
everybody hates mime.
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