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What makes women tick

I've got nothing to put on.

I'm sure we´ll find something.

It´s all rubbish in here.

Too sexy.

Yeah

too sexy

Too conservative!

Yes too conservative.

Too tarty!

Too tarty?

Definitively.

This bloody blouse, why did I buy it?

Why don´t I have anything to put on!

To have nothing to wear is not meant literally.

Women don´t dress according to the quantity of clothes they own

but according to which mood they are in.

And according to her mood at the moment there´s nothing in the closet.

It always needs to be something ...

with that certain wow factor.

Wow - perfect

I totally forgot about these.

Who are you?

I´m Stylie,

your inner stylist.

I beg your pardon?

Oh God

Good morning

Good morning, Linda.

Mr. Kilian and Carla are already in the conference room.

Thank you.

I can´t believe that Linda

has applied as chief editor for the head office in Berlin.

Carla, this job was called for tenders.

Everyone could apply.

And why not Linda? She`s a good journalist and editor.

She hasn´t got the experience I have by any means.

I´ve been working for twenty years for this magazine

and she´s only been here for three.

Four

All right than, four!

Ok, theyre coming

Natalia

Have you prepared coffee?

But I´ve written about all sorts of things.

I´ve published surveys and statistics.

I´ve even published all of my three pregnancies to detail.

Carla, it is not up to me to decide who is going to have this post.

The boss from the head office decides, and she is coming right now!

Pull yourself together and make a good presentation.

Who knows, maybe you will get the job in the end and not Linda

Good morning Henry

Good morning Linda

Carla

Welcome, Roberta.

We are very pleased that one of our employees may take on this post.

Hello Roberta, I´m Linda.

I´m so glad to finally meet you.

My pleasure, Linda.

I´m Carla.

We`ve already had the pleasure of being introduced.

Hello, Carla.

Good morning Good morning

go ahead, please

According to the statistics

our magazine is bought mainly by housewives.

The urge to have a family and children is inherent to women

It is a primary instinct

I was to become the magazines editor

I would invite such power women

who can balance work and family life and are successful

Our magazine should give daily advice to women

Professional qualifications, professional motives,

and private requirements

and offer a width of interesting themes such as household,

leisure time and children.

The future is feminine!

Women monitor the family life and it´s functioning,

and they follow traditional concepts.

I have nothing against family tradition and children.

Carla is the best adviser when it comes to pregnancy

I can assure you that

she even published all of her three pregnancies to detail

which was highly acknowledged among the female readers.

And...

she will do just the same with her fourth pregnancy.

So when are you due, Carla?

However, any mother can be a mother with style!

And I don´t just mean style as in clothes

I also mean being a working mum

It is our duty to show the world that it works.

We´ll be THE magazine for women

who want to be powerful working mums.

Thank you!

Marvelous, Linda, as marvelous as usual!

Thank you Linda. Thank you Carla.

However, please give us a minute so that we can discuss things.

This is just one of my additional mottoes

with which I plan to achieve my project.

Thank you.

„My project supports gender balance“

You know exactly that when I mentioned a fourth child to you that

I wasn´t pregnant with one

Oh I must have misunderstood it then.

You walk over dead bodies for reaching your goals!

Well, you´re lucky then, that you´re not a dead body!

Why did Carla apply for this job?

What does she want in Berlin?

She´s got three children!

Is she going to fly back home every three days

just to not miss out on the next parent-teacher night?

But isn´t precisely that your concept?

To be successful in your job and still have children?

I´m much more suitable for this job.

I´m not married, I don´t have children which means,

I can fully dedicate myself to the job.

I didn´t know how important this job is to you.

You love writing, and your articles are very popular.

You´re close to being a star over here.

This job in Berlin is more or less a managing post

and has nothing to do with the passion you have for writing.

Are you sure this job is right for you?

Are you mad?

It's an important step in my achievement list!

It´s one more tick on my achievement list.

Do you have something like an achievement list?

It is obligatory that all women have an achievement list.

You want me to push Carla down the stairs?

Yes exactly.

I beg your pardon?

Did I say it out loud?

Uhm, no.

But please let those thoughts just be thoughts.

I can hear voices in my head.

Did I tell you about those voices?

Yes, you told me.

What does Christian say about your plan?

Ladies, we're carrying on.

Linda, Carla,

we all know that you are eager, zealous and loyal journalists.

And of course we should always bear in mind that issues like household,

family and children are major to our magazine.

Carl,a we are aware that you,

being a mother of three,

can contribute a lot to these issues.

Linda, your idea „the future is female“

is grand,

and I mean that.

Such ideas should not be silenced,

they need to go out into the world.

Linda, are you ready?

We warmly welcome you in our team at our head office in Berlin.

I won´t disappoint you.

Did you enjoy your meal?

Yes, thank you.

Would you like a dessert?

No thanks. I would like a cognac please.

I'm fine, thank you

You look stunning tonight.

Thanks.

You are the most charming gentleman I`ve ever met.

Thanks.

Well, if that is so, we should enforce that and make sure it´ll stay like that for ever.

What do you mean?

Darling, I thought the fifth anniversary

is perfect for taking it one step further.

I love you.

And I don`t want to spend a single day without you anymore.

Linda

do you want to marry me?

Oh my God, that´s is so moving.

Isn´t it beautiful?

Christian wants to be with you for ever and ever.

Just say: Yes, I do.

Linda, darling?

... I don't know.

Saying “yes I do” just like that?

Do you know what it actually means to get married?

Statistically most married women

are engaged in cleaning and cooking.

They give up their jobs in order to have children,

they become fat, have greasy hair,

because they don´t have time to wash them.

And the men.....

... most of them become bold

... and fat

... and they fart in bed.

Wait a moment ... if I think about it precisely,

they fart everywhere.

They go to the pub almost every night

– not with you but with their mates,

… and they chat up other women!

Linda?

Is everything ok?

Do you still love me?

A proposal needs a "yes I do".

She loves Christian and that´s the only thing that counts.

And what comes after that?

After that: „yes I do“?

Linda goes to Berlin, Christian stays here.

Christian here, Linda in Berlin.

Well, she could ask Christian whether he comes with her to Berlin.

Christian won´t go to Berlin because he can´t.

He´s head of a company with 1600 employees, which he inherited from his father.

He neither will leave his company nor his father in the lurch, just in order to follow Linda.

That´s right!

She will have to do without the job in Berlin!

I beg your pardon.

Please don´t be angry at me but even though I love you

this is just too much for me.

Linda, please don´t go!

I´m sorry Christian.

I´ll get you another cognac.

Get me the whole bottle.

Why do you have to make things so complicated for him?

Can´t you say: just yes I do?

You can´t leave him in the lurch like that.

Go back to him now!

Well she´s not easy to get

and it is inappropriate to simply say "yes I do".

It makes her look like an easy prey

Who the heck ARE you?

Who? Me?

Madam, is everything all right with you?

It seems like you are talking to yourself.

Women!

Now, now, look who's here.

My former best friend, who got off with my ex-boyfriend.

Elisa, this happened five years ago.

Can we not just forget about it?…

Forget about it, just like that?

No way!

Christian was the love of my life.

I really don´t feel like talking about it.

Oh come on!

You look a little bit stressed.

Have you had an argument with Christian?

Oh come on!

By the way: Where is Christian?

Is he back on the market? Can I have him back?

I beg your pardon?

Well I´m off.

I´m hungry.

Tell Christian: should he be single again...

he can have me and ride me like a wild dragon

we´ll be on cloud number 9.

Oh my God, I don´t know what to do now?

Just go ahead.

Go ahead? Just like that?

Running away from your luck?

What´s the matter with you?

Who ARE you?

From where have you popped up?

I come from here.

I come from here.

I don´t get it.

I´m Brainie, your mind, and I live in your head.

I´m Love, and I live right here in your heart.

You mean... YOU are me?

I told you to mind your own business

It´s my job to show her what to do and where to go.

It is generally known that love is blind.

I can hear you!

Yes of course you can.

It would be great too if you listened to us.

I should only listen to you?

You are so....tiny.

How can I trust such a small amount of substance?

I don´t understand.

Can you explain that to me?

As I am a part of you and as a consequence you`re as tall as me.

Forget it.

All I have to do is listen to myself.

Small amount of substance, huh.

So what do you look like then?

You look...tall!

Yes that´s right

I offer lots of space for ...

...love games

Yuck!

So nobody can see you?

No, just you

If you really love Christian, you should go back to him.

Yes

I have to go back to him.

Yes, yes

Good girl.

Go ahead then.

So what do you want to say to him?

Something like ...

I can´t marry you, because I have a new job and I´m going to move to Berlin.

Talk to him about Berlin.

I´m sure you´ll find a solution.

She loves Christian

but she doesn´t want to marry at the moment. She wants to have a career first.

Maybe she only thinks that she wants to have a career

and she can´t anticipate yet that it is love what makes her really happy.

What did you just say? Can you repeat that please?

I said that you love Christian, but the job in Berlin is more important to you.

And you?

The job in Berlin isn´t that important to you and you should decide on Christian.

I have to find out.

How can I find out?

Follow me!

Christian, I need to tell you something.

Linda?

Oh, my God!

What am I going to do now?

Just go ahead and rescue Christian.

Drunk people are statistically seen very sensitive and aggressive.

Christian got totally plastered because of you

so it may be possible that he is very angry with you ...

Don´t listen to her!

Go and follow him before it is too late...

Yes follow him ...

if you want to risk being ditched right here in front of Elisa's eyes?

If that is so then go ahead.

Come on it is worth the risk!

Go and save your love!

come on

Christian... don't do that!

It´s all over!

It´s your fault! If you hadn´t confused me, none of this would have happened.

Yes it´s all right, you can blame me.

If humans aren´t friends with their mind, they usually blame everyone else.

I´m pretty sure that I´m very close to my mind

No, not always.

What the heck is she doing?

I did exactly what you told me.

I thought you knew exactly what is good for me

because you are my mind.

That´s right.

That moment you did exactly what your mind told you to do.

Is she dead?

Who? Love?

No. She isn´t dead.

She suffers from lovesickness

Lovesickness?

That´s mad.

Come on, help me and let's go home.

Hello

You are my guide, as you said.

yes

So could you maybe guide me ...

a little bit more effectively?

Guide you more effectively?

Yes Let's take the example from the restaurant:

Christian proposed to me ...

I don´t like going back into the past

But we have to.

Taking it from a mathematical point of view,

I´m very effective in the present and very reliable for planning the future.

But you do have a memory, don´t you

A very bad memory.

You are scared.

You are scared.

Stop parroting me.

I´m not parroting you.

I´m just the echo of your suppressed consciousness.

You´re such a know all .

I KNOW all better than you.…

The restaurant for example.

statistically, or mathematical, or ... i don't know how...

think about things that I would think of or say in most cases?

Statistically seen?

So you mean I should think the way you think?

“statistically” if you like!

If I was to marry Christian I would have to take him to all those business events,

which is not good as he would see me flirt with my clients.

Oh, no! Please, I don´t want that! which is not good as he would see me flirt with my clients. Oh, no! Please, I don´t want that!

All right then. How about this ...

I need to put up with Christian`s parents, cook for them, smile at them and be nice to them.

no, no... what I meant was something that I really think of most of the time.

When I marry, my career is ruined. I´m at the height of my career and bloody Carla...

Stop it!

statistically seen, well this is how you are

It definitely wasn´t such a good idea to dig in the past!

I have told you

Am I...uhm…?

Selfish? Yes.

Addicted to success? Yes

Great!

Well you asked and I answered.

Oh my God, this is such nonsense. I´m talking to my own mind!

How crazy is that!?

I think I may be going mad.

Why now?

Why are you guys turning up right now?

All of us are turning up right now, because you are

in trouble and we need to guide you through this.

All of you?

How many are there of you?

There is Jels like Jealousy, Ambs for Ambition, and Anger...

but you don´t want to know her. And Stily.

Women are absolutely emotional human beings.

But I don´t need to follow all of your advice?

Not follow our advice?

Oh no, we don´t work like that. We are YOU.

Each one of us. We have a right to express ourselves.

But I don´t need to listen to you, do I?

Unfortunately this is what you can´t change. Those are the rules of female existence.

Well I hope then that no one else will come today to tell me what to do..

Uhm vodka? Is not really a good choice!

It calls on your negative emotions like inferiority, self-doubt and jealousy.

bla bla bla I don´t have to listen to you, do I.

All right, as you like.

I just wanted to warn you.

How could Christian have been leaving together with bloody Elisa?

Maybe you should phone him before it is too late

too late?

What do you mean?

Oh my love, you are back. I thought I´d lost you forever!

Phone Christian now!

You are so naive.

He´s just gone off home with Elisa

I´m sure they´ve slept with each other

Oh my God! Who are you?

Vodka!

She´s called Vodka?

No, she´s not called Vodka, her name is Jels, as in "jealousy" and Vodka has lured her.

I warned you.

Christian would never do that.

Yeah that´s right! He would never do that. He loves...

… loves you. Is that what you wanted to say?

So did he run after you when you went off in a huff?

You see: He didn´t even follow you to calm you down.

You were baffled and nervous. He should have understood the circumstances you were in

but he didn´t want to know...

He went off with this woman in a taxi instead.

Not with you!

According to the facts:

Testosterone is being produced when a man stands next to a woman,

which in turn has a strong influence on him.

I knew it! What a slut! I`ll kill her

Don´t listen to her.

She`s a horrible witch.

Ignore her.

Look at me.

That´s right.

Christian loves you.

He´d never do such a thing.

Well, who knows what happens tonight.

Maybe she´ll fall pregnant

I´ll kill that slag. How can she burst into my life, get off with Christian and fall pregnant!

… It is very likely that she is doing all these things right at this very moment.

You should go and see him.

And what are you going to do if Elisa opens the door, naked?

Call him!

Yes, call him.

He probably won´t pick up cause he is on cloud number 9

Ooh, uh, yes, Elisa, you are so hot …

Let me ride you like a wild dragon!

We´ll be on cloud number 9.

What kind of creatures are you?

I thought you came to help me?

We have to examine every possibility.

It´s crucial for the statistics.

For the statistics?

God damn it! Where is your logic?

Logic?

Logic?

Does she exist at all?

Never heard of her.

May be logic is with men only.

Go away, go away everybody. I don´t want to see and hear you anymore!

Linda! Linda!

Hi

I wanted to talk to you because of the other night at the restaurant.

Does he have the ring?

Do you have the ring?

the ring?

I thought we´ll postpone the whole thing for a while ...

Postpone it! There we go! He doesn´t want to marry you!

He got off with Elisa!

There you go!

You got off with her, didn´t you. You slept with Elisa!

I saw you two when you left the restaurant.

How can you do such a thing to me?

At his?

Or at hers?

Where did you do it?

At your or at her home?

Please listen. I´ll explain everything,

There´s no need to explain!

You are as much of an arsehole as every other man.

Please just shut your mouth for just a minute and listen.

It is not what you think it is!

You want to say hat you haven´t spend the night with Elisa?

Yes I stayed at her house but …

So at her house, right?

That doesn´t really make a difference, does it?

Oh I hate you!

Get out of my life and never come back!

Linda?

Are you here?

Where else should I be?

Well I thought you would take your time, to maybe look for a new flat in Berlin ... or ...

So you have already written me off, haven´t you?

Well, I hate to say it

but you´ll have to put up with me for another 3 months

No, no, it´s not like that at all.

Linda, we were thinking about this and ...

if you wish to defer your current projects, Carla could take over...

or maybe someone else.

No!

Sure

I´ll finish them!

I heard you´ll be staying with us for quite another while.

I´m so glad about that.

Well, you seem to be the only one who is glad about that.

Good morning, my dear friend.

How was your weekend?

Don´t ask. It was pretty shit. I really don´t want to talk about it.

I´m sure you want to talk about it.

So?

Christian asked me to marry him.

Oh, but that´s marvelous!

I renounced.

And he ended up in bed with Elisa.

What?

Wait a moment ...

I don´t get it.

There´s nothing to understand.

Christian cheated on me because I didn´t want to marry him.

That´s it. Fullstop.

Oh my God.

This is like in the movies and all that within one single weekend.

I won´t go away until you have told me the whole story in detail.

Come on,

give it to her.

You have the right to do it.

You are such a slag!

A disgusting, sneaky and selfish slag!

How could you get off with Christian?

Oh ...

it hurts, doesn´t it?

At least now you know how I felt 5 years ago, when you took him away from me.

Well, you deserve being spat on.

Go out of my way and don´t you dare to talk to me ever again.

Oh I´m sure we´ll fix it some day.

At least we´re even now!

Now you´re even with Elisa.

Talk to my finger!

Hello, finger.

Hello

Are you sure you got the right address?

Absolutely sure!

Is everything all right, Lady?

Yep.

Hi, I´m Linda - and you?

I´m Tim.

My boyfriend ...

... got off with my ex-boyfriend.

Oh shit.

Is he gay?

Why should he be gay?

My boyfriend got off with his and my ex-girlfriend.

He cheated on you with two women?

No!

With our ex-girlfriend.

Sounds complicated.

Where are you going?

Sorry, I have to work.

Would you like another drink, Madam?

Later.

I have to explain myself to Tim

You may want to explain it to me.

I'm a very good listener.

My boyfriend has cheated on me …

Oh, you may want to tell that Tim.

How can you let go of yourself like that?

Oh, my mind is back. What an honor.

You look ridiculous... Why are you doing that?

Have a drink.

You look a bit stiff.

Shit!

I must have lost my mind!

Don´t worry. I´m here.

Are you happy with what you´ve done?

Why?

The doorman wasn´t bad.

Really?

Did she do it with all three of them?

You mean ... even with the doorman?

I have no idea, really.

In fact, it doesn´t make any difference whether she did it

with one of them or with all three of them.

You are only 6 hours too late and the magazine is going to be printed tonight.

And you were supposed to hand in your report

That´s so disgusting!

We need to talk.

There´s nothing we should talk about, Elisa.

I didn´t sleep with Christian.

What?

That night he only asked for you.

I then realized that he adores you.

I couldn´t have gone to bed with him.

It may sound crazy, but I couldn´t sleep with a man who calls out the name of another woman.

Anyway, you said we´re even now.

So what?

It´s true

I wanted to annoy you. I was on the phone to Christian and he told me

that on that very night he proposed to you and ...

I started to feel bad that I lied to you.

I didn´t want to take things this far.

Are you going to tell Christian that you cheated on him?

That´s going to hurt him terribly.

You shouldn´t say anything.

He probably thinks that you think he got off with Elisa.

And you cheated on him only because you thought he got off with Elisa

pretend as though nothing happened

Just forget about it and start from square one.

Forget about it?

Forget five years of relationship?

I feel so out of place here.

Maybe I´m not made for relationships?

Maybe love and marriage are simply not for me.

You are such geniuses! You are incredibly clever.

For which reason are you here again?

You are having doubts again. You are scared.

You are pretty bad in what you´re doing though

as I´m feeling like shit at the moment.

I´m having ...

qualms

Yes, that´s right.

And they hurt and confuse me. And exactly those qualms come from you!

They are poisonous! Irrational!

And weak!

Linda.

I´ve just looked out of the window and saw you.

Everything all right?

Christian. I was a very bad girl.

Oh I don´t believe that.

I cheated on you.

I´m so sorry, really, I´m so sorry.

I thought you and Elisa …

Me and Elisa? But nothing happened!

I know. I just thought for a while that...

It´s funny that you get everything in a muddle just because of one thought.

Oh no, it was more than one thought it was a whole process ...

you know I can literally see my feelings and they drive me mad

Maybe you planned it all like that in order to go to Berlin?

How come you know about that?

I talked to Lora.

It seems a bit funny that your friend tells me that you have a job offer for Berlin.

you are making things so complicated. 'I don't understand you!

Why do you think that I´m making things complicated?

There is a logic to it. …

Bye Linda.

Christian, please wait!

Have you looked for some flats yet?

No, not yet.

Yes, I will take a look at the flat.

We´re going for drinks. Lora, would you like to join us?

Ok, have a nice evening.

Have a nice weekend, Lora

Have a nice weekend, Linda

I wish you lots of luck in Berlin.

Thank you.

Bye. Bye.

That´s not me.

Why did it happen that this hardhearted cow Linda got the job?

No use wasting any thoughts, Carla.

It´s not going to change anything

Henri, you know,

I thought that this job in Berlin would sort out my life.

What´s wrong with your life?

When the company my husband worked for

went bankrupt,

he needed to decide between becoming unemployed

or taking on a job in Berlin.

He opted for Berlin

where he´s been working for three years now.

Every weekend he´s commuting.

My children see their own father only at the weekends.

Sometimes he has to work on Saturdays too and then he doesn´t come home at all

Oh, I´m sorry, I didn´t know that.

Lately he hasn´t been home ...

... at the weekends at all.

He says that he needs to work

but I think he´s just too tired to commute back and forth.

At times I think he´s seeing someone in Berlin.

A woman with whom he spends his weekends .

I don´t believe this, Carla.

Henri, I needed this job in Berlin.

Things are never going to be the same again.

May I sit next to you?

Yes, you may. It´s a public bank, you know!

In a bad mood?

Listen, my mood is non of your business.

Well, let me guess.

Your are going on a journey.

A journey is always connected to change.

Maybe this journey is not going to meet your expectations.

I don´t like to talk to strangers about my expectations of life

But that´s what you´re precisely doing.

You´ve already told me three times

that you´re unable to worship this journey

Believe me, I do worship this trip very much

Especially honor the opportunities this trip offers me.

Shall we do a test?

I´m afraid, we won´t have time for that, my train is arriving

It won´t take longer than a second in fact.

Tell me five values that are most important to you

Friendship,

love,

success,

I´ve no idea,

health,

and self-discipline.

Now choose three which are most important to you

All are important to me!

Which three from five are the most important to you?

Friendship,

love and career.

Good

Now tell me one value you don´t want to do without at all.

I don´t want to abstain from any of them

But imagine you were forced to opt for just one.

For which would you opt?

I would ...

Love

I would never do without love.

Yes

I would definitely choose love.

Hello Linda. Its me, Roberta. I assume you are already on the train to Berlin.

I´ve read your editorial.

Your idea of editing „the beauty of the century" is just grand.

My choice is Marie Versini.

I definitely want this lady. We´ll take 6 pictures of her and an interview.

So see you soon and have a good journey.

Linda?

Shouldn´t you be in Berlin?

No. I should be where my friends are.

Thought about this for a long time and I decided

that I don´t want to go to Berlin anymore.

Linda?

Have you gone mad?

Yes. But I´ve always been mad.

This time, however, I listened to my heart.

And now I know for sure that I want to stay here.

I want to write, not manage.

I wanted to ask Carla

if she likes to take over my job?

But is it still possible to take this job on?

I mean they are waiting for you after all?

The post has just been made vacant.

And believe me, they are waiting for you.

Unless you´re not ready?

Oh no, I´m more than ready.

I talked to Roberta on the phone.

I´ve got the job in Berlin

I´m so happy for you.

I´m sure you´ll need these crayons.

Oh no, keep them. As a present.

I don´t do drawings that often.

I see.

Thanks.

Take care of you.

You too.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

Yes.

Roberta said that at first I should work on probation.

After that, she will make a decision whether I´m suitable for the job or not.

Could you maybe give me an advice?

I mean I´m not sure what she expects from me...

Marie Versini.

Roberta wants to have an interview with Marie Versini for the next edition.

That will impress her straight away.

Wow.

Nice. Marie Versini?

So how am I going to get an interview with Marie Versini?

I mean she´s quite famous…..

... she´s not just anyone.

... No, she´s not just anyone.

But ...

she´s my grand-mère.

I´ll call her.

Oh, would you do that for me?

I would love to.

I much prefer those, by the way.

Thank you.

Oh mon chérie, an ,nterview? I´m not sure. Je suis tellement occupée.

But for you...

I´m going to get some consultation first. Au revoir. Bisous.

What´s the point of an interview?

Maybe a new love affair?

I´m sure that many men will read the interview.

Fabulous!

A new love affair?

You must have lost your mind!

Mind?

Oh I don´t think that I´ve ever met my mind

So what should I do now?

Tell me your five personal values.

Then we´ll find out which of these goals you should pursue.

Two!

The others we have already talked about

All right, give me two values.

Which were they?

Friendship and love I think.

Friendship?

All of them died already.

That´s true unfortunately.

So we´re left with...

Love!

Love!

Je vais à l'interview.

Hello Marie?

Hello

I´m Carla and I´m going to interview you.

Are you ready?

Bien sûr

Marie

You are a French beauty, swept the German cinema audience off its feet

especially in the role of Winnetou´s sister Nscho-Tschi, from the great Karl May story.

Which was the nicest compliment that was ever given to you?

Dear Marie, you are a real Indian Squaw.

Marie, here´s my last question, we´ll be done after that.

Marie?

Linda.

Hi Christian.

Hello

So you decided to stay?

Yes

Management is not really my cup of tea.

I feel much better when I´m writing.

I understand you.

So, have you given back our painting?

Well, our painting...

Yes, I have.

Are you dating Elisa now?

I beg your pardon?

it´s totally unimportant.

Bye

Linda?

Elisa. Hi.

What a surprise.

This is my boyfriend Luke.

Your boyfriend?

Hi, I´m Luke.

I´m Christian.

This is Linda.

Uh Linda, that´s right.

You know her?

No! Yes!

Yes, a bit at least.

It´s not easy to forget our little encounter.

Oh well, it´s not important.

I´m curious now.

It was pretty crazy that night.

Okay.

I was at the nightclub.

I met Luke and ...

we went home together

You didn´t ..!

Wait, we were three of us that night.

Yeah!

There were two more guys altogether. I fucked all three of them!

All three of them?

Wait a moment! Fucked?

No! We´re not of this sort.

You were so pissed that night,

that you didn´t know where you lived anymore.

So we decided to take you back to our place.

“Our” place?

We share a flat.

And what about that picture with the woman and the child?

Oh, that picture..

these are my sister and my nephew.

the most important people in my life.

So ...uhm we didn´t sleep with each other?

No sex?

No. No sex.

Nobody really wanted you in that state you were in

I didn´t cheat on you. Oh my God

I didn´t do it.

Come on, Luke, let´s go.

It´s getting too complicated.

You still owe me a shirt

Oh yes ...

That´s on me.

Thank you!

Phew!…

I don´t know what to say ...

May I take you for a drink?

Linda.

I don´t want to leave you in the lurch with your feelings

You know my feelings?

And since when do you know them?

Linda, darling, I´ve known you for five years now

I got to know many of your feelings, believe me.

Oh my God.

And I thought I was the only one who can visualize them.

They drive me mad!

They are so...

I´m not sure if I can describe them to you.

I don´t think there is a suitable description for them.

I´m here and we will deal with your feelings together.

Thank you.

Are you sure you´re able to handle them?

Yes

Have you maybe got your logic by your side?

My logic?

Yes, of course I have my logic by my side.

Linda

do you want to marry me?

Oh, that´s so romantic. I hope you are going to say yes!

Are you sure you want to give up your job and have children?

Oh no, here we are again.

Don´t forget about the part with the greasy hair

Show her who's the boss.

and Christian´s bold head and all that jazz that goes along with it.

Yes I want to marry you.

Linda, will you take Christian to be your husband?

Will you love him, comfort him, protect him and be faithful to him?

Yes, I do.

Christian, will you take Linda to be your wife?

Will you love her, comfort her, protect her and be faithful to her?

Yes I do.

Your are growing day by day.

Hi girls.

Who are you?

I´m Logic.

What are you doing here?

I ´ve married into the family.