Original subtitles

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[KIM GRUNTING] Mum? Mum!

[GRUNTS]

We need to go back right now, Mum.

Darling, you know I can't hear youwhen you mumble like that.

-I'm in trouble, Mum! -And that's why we're going home.

I told you, you couldn't cope out here. I told you, you weren't ready.

Jimmy's dead!

I killed him.

And my fingerprints are all over that house.

[TYRES SCREECHING]

Jesus!

How many times have I said to you,

"Gloves and a gun if you want to have fun"?

I mean it rhymes, for fuck's sake!

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

I don't think she's coming back, kid.

We should just go.

-Yeah, well, what about Ian? -It's not our problem, man!

We didn't do any of this. Let's just go!

But not with that money.

This is our chance to set up the business properly, bro.

Just me and you, kid. Like Dad always wanted.

-[BOTH GRUNTING] -Just give it! Just give it!

All right, all right, just stop a minute.

Just stop rushing around like a fucking bull in a Chinese shop.

You mean, "bull in a china shop."

-What's a china shop? -You know, they sell cups and that.

-What, from China? -Made out of china.

That's why you can't have a bull in there, 'cause it'll break everything.

Oh!

Bro, I thought the bull was panicking because he was in a Chinese takeaway.

Well, 'cause they cook loads of beef, don't they?

[SIGHS] This is not our money.

We need to put it back and just wait for Kim.

It's easy for you though, isn't it? Mr Fucking Big Brains.

What about me, bro? What have I got?

Do you really think Beth's gonna want to spend the rest of her life with the...

bloke off the fish counter?

Yeah.

I do actually, yeah.

But we need to put this back.

And we need to get Ian to the hospital one way or another.

So are you going to help me or what?

[CLICKS TONGUE]

Come on then.

Such a fucking goody two shoes, ain't ya?

[COUGHS]

Ian! I am shocked.

Sorry, lads. I can't let you take that money.

Excuse me, mister. We were literally coming in here to give this...

-[GUN COCKS] -[BAG THUDS]

Mmm.

-[WHOOSH] -[GROANS]

Oh, come on.

[IAN GROANS]

[BODY THUDS]

Which one of you little fuckers is Nicky?

[NICKY BREATHES SHAKILY]

[KIM GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Come on. Own up.

[INHALES SHARPLY] It's me. I'm Nicky.

No! I'm Nicky.

Actually it is him.

Sorry, bro, but when she pointed that thing at me, I was like, "Nah."

-Do you know what I mean? "Fuck that." -Shut it.

What's that?

Oh, yeah. Like I'm gonna fall for that "It's behind you" thing.

No seriously. What is that?

[KIM YELLING]

-TINA: Kim! Oh! -[LOUD THUD]

-KIM: Oh, my head! [GROANS] -Are you okay?

KIM: Get me up!

Are you all right?

This is the last time you put me in a fucking bag, okay?

Well, maybe I wouldn't have to put you in a bag, if you didn't...

There is no reasonable end to that sentence.

How do you not understand that?

Don't worry, Kim. I've got this.

All right, sunshine, don't give yourself a nosebleed.

I won't, actually! Okay, I only get them

in the summer when I sneeze too much, so...

Stop it. Both of you.

Nicky, Jay, this is Tina. My mum.

I'm just gonna...

NICKY: Hey, thanks for coming back for us.

Just start cleaning, okay? We've not got long.

[SIGHS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

So, Jimmy doesn't like new people, all right?

So keep your mouth shut unless he talks to you directly.

But he knows I've met Terri though, right? You told him that she vouched for me?

Yeah, yeah. That's all sorted. Just keep your answers short,

don't look him in the eyes

and if you could say you're allergic to bees, that'd really help me out.

-Sorry. Bees? -Yeah.

Jimmy keeps them at the bottom of the garden.

He's always banging on about them. Drives me up the wall.

So, like when I'm introducing myself,

I'll just kind of drop in the information...

No, no, don't volunteer the information. Otherwise he'll know I've prepped you.

Sorry, is this a problem?

It's just a lot to think about, isn't it,

when I'm already trying to make a good impression?

You know what, forget it, all right? Okay?

But don't blame me if we're still here at 4:00 in the afternoon

discussing the wider impact of fucking bee population decline, all right?

It's a serious issue.

Jim? Ian?

Go on then. Chop-chop.

[GUN COCKS]

You better come look at this. [SIGHS]

Oh...

Oh, fuck.

[THOMPSON INHALING]

[COUGHS]

JAY: Okay, look, this is my girlfriend's house, so...

Listen. Beth will be back at 8:00, okay.

And I want everything exactly the same as how it is now.

Thanks, Jay. We just need somewhere safe until nightfall

and then we can bury the body and be out of your way.

All right. Just keep it civil, yeah? Please.

Would anyone like a chocolate finger?

Oh, I didn't realise we were at a kid's birthday party.

Mum, he's just being nice.

A cup of tea?

Oh, yeah, that would really hit the spot after the morning we've had!

Okay. Glass of wine?

Okay, King Henry VIII! Have you got any roast hog to go with your wine? [CHUCKLES]

Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to do something normal,

because I think a degree of normality is what's flipping required right now.

Coming from the guy who thinks it's okay to play pranks on young, innocent girls.

How about a toast?

To my daughter... the avenging angel.

Nah. Not for me. I hate that stuff.

It's chocolate milkshake that gets you pissed. What's not to like?

Yeah, it's a bit sweet, innit?

Ah! So men are still pretending

not to like things they obviously do like, are they?

If he doesn't like it, it's not a big deal.

But it is, Kim. Because nothing's changed in 15 bloody years,

and this is the world that you're so desperate to explore,

one where no one's free to be themselves. That's what you're signing up to.

Which is far more dangerous than Jimmy ever was.

So drink up, Jay, because let me tell you something.

99% of the world's problems would be solved overnight

if men just admitted that they liked three things:

sweet drinks, musical theatre and a finger up the arse.

[SIGHS] But they don't. And around we go.

KIM: I need some air.

-Kim! Kim, hold up. -What, Nicky?

What do you want?

[EXHALES]

Can I introduce you to someone?

I think she might be able to help.

There she is.

Mrs Lonely Tree.

When I was little, me and my dad used to try and cheer her up.

We'd make her little daisy chains and stuff.

When he died, I found this was the only place where I could cry.

She looks so sad.

I'm sorry for lying to you, okay?

It was stupid.

But I'm still trying to help,

even though I'm really fucking scared...

And even though I've got a piece of...

-fucking brain in my pocket! Jesus! -[SQUELCHES]

-[CHUCKLES] Come here. -Oh.

[GROANS IN DISGUST]

I'm still here,

because every time I look at you, it reminds me of that tree.

And I'm still trying to work out what that means.

I think it means that out of the two of us,

you're the weird one.

-[CHUCKLES] Yeah. -Which is unexpected.

[SIGHS]

[JAY SIGHS]

There are gonna be some very bad people looking for that money.

Get rid of it. Do you understand?

Good lad.

Hi, Terri. So it looks like it was Ian that killed your dad...

-[GUN COCKS] -...and he's run off with the money.

Me and Thompson are just at the house now.

Huh? Yeah, sure. She wants to talk to you.

Hi, Terri. I'm so sorry about your father.

[WHISPERS] Fuck off.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Bit of an "old dog new tricks" sort of situation.

Exactly. Bye.

Yeah, I can assure you I'm in complete control...

Hello?

Hello, Linda love. Is Ian about?

KIM: Right, me and Mum will dig the grave.

"Mum and I will dig the grave."

Really? Now?

You don't have to come with us,

but we could really do with someone to keep watch.

I watch stuff all the time... Telly, my language around my nan...

Okay, great, thank you.

[EXCLAIMS] Stay here with me, kid. Are you mad?

-I'll be fine. -You do realise if you get in that car,

you'll be accessorising the crime.

Accessorising, yeah? Like a fancy clutch? Or a cummerbund?

You weren't laughing when Gary Flint

stole your World Cup 2002 sticker book, were you?

And who broke his nose with a baseball bat to get it back?

It was a table tennis bat and you bruised his cheek.

Listen, it's my job to look after you

and I don't understand what you're doing right now.

We should just go to the police, man, surely.

Look, I'm just trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube. Okay?

All right, you know what, do what you want.

But don't bring them back here, all right? Take them to our house when it's done.

-Okay. -Time to go.

Oh, you might want to get a coat. I think it's going to rain.

Oh, no, I've checked my app, and it's not going to rain.

-But look at those clouds. -[SNICKERS]

-[NICKY LAUGHS] -What?

Well, it's just, no one looks at stuff any more, Kim.

-But... -We're gonna be fine. Trust me.

It honestly shouldn't be raining.

-[THUNDER RUMBLES] -I don't understand.

TINA: Just stay here and keep watch.

If anyone comes, just do the mating call of the Chinese water deer.

Or maybe something a little easier?

Okay. The mating call of any deer will do.

If anyone comes, just blow on this.

Okay. Cool. Uh, great. Awesome.

-Good luck. -KIM: One, two, three.

[BOTH GRUNT]

-[DOOR CLOSES] -BETH: Hi, babe! I'm home!

-[KISSES] -[CHUCKLES]

Nice day then?

Bit of a bloody mess from start to finish to be honest. You?

Yeah. [SCOFFS] Same.

Did you know that capers are actually pickled nasturtium seeds?

-Really? -Yeah, you see.

-Not so stupid now, am I? -No, I don't think you're stupid, babe.

You learn something new every day with me.

-Well, exactly. -[JAY CLEARS THROAT]

-What about you then? -What about me?

I don't know. Have you got anything to teach me or tell me?

Like what?

Well, nothing. I'm just wondering.

Oi. Do you want a glass of wine?

No, I'm off the booze for a bit until this merger's complete.

Good idea. Nice.

[SIZZLING]

[BIRD FAINTLY SCREECHING]

TINA: See? This is nice, isn't it? Just the two of us in the woods.

Digging a grave.

Well, you made quite the mess, didn't you?

But we cleaned it up together, didn't we?

And I am very proud of you. Really, really proud.

[KIM GRUNTS]

I should have told you I was leaving. I'm sorry.

Oh, no, you're all right.

We'll be back home soon anyway, and, uh, everything can just get back to normal.

Actually, Mum...

What? What is it?

So let me just get this straight. You met a tree that made you re-evaluate things?

Exactly. And it was like looking in a mirror,

because she was just stuck in the same place her entire life.

Not changing any more. Not growing. Just... rooted to the spot.

I understand that. I do.

The thing is about trees, though, is that when one of them is under attack,

they send signals to all the nearby trees so they can put up their defences.

Okay, I see what you're doing.

And did you know that there are older trees,

-sometimes known as mother trees... -Ugh.

...that can use fungi in the soil to send sugar

to seedlings so that they have a better chance of survival?

You're trying to out-metaphor me, and it's not going to work.

Trees might look lonely, but they're communicating all the time.

It's only when you tear up their roots that they... die.

What you do next is entirely up to you.

But there will be dangerous people looking for us.

So all I ask, is that we go back to the cabin

and make that decision there, where it's safe.

That's just sensible. Right?

Come on, we've got to get this done.

What the hell's going on?

-Sorry, mate. -[GUNSHOT]

BETH: Jay? Coming to bed?

Yeah. One sec.

[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

[DISTANT SIREN BLARING]

A man in reception says he's witnessed a murder up at Jimmy Davies' house.

I thought you might like to hear it direct.

BROOKS: Jimmy Davies' house, you say?

Why don't you show the gentleman in?

♪ You had plenty money, 1922

♪ You let other women make a fool of you

♪ Why don't you do right?

♪ I fell for your jivin' and I took you in

♪ Now all you got to offer me's A drink of gin

♪ Why don't you do right Like some other men do? ♪