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>> Tosh: WATCH YOUR ASS, MENUDO.

WELCOME TO "TOSH.0."

BECAUSE YOUR SCHOOL MAKES YOU

WEAR A LAME UNIFORM TO CUT DOWN

ON BULLYING DOESN'T MEAN YOUR

VEST CAN'T BE CASHMERE.

TONIGHT ON THE SHOW I WHISPER

SWEET NOTHING THIS BOY'S EAR AND

TAKE ON THE BILL GATES CONDOM

CHALLENGE AND DISCOVER RACISM IS

STILL ALIVE AND WELL IN THE

SOUTH.

NOW, LET'S WATCH AGAIN AS SEE

WHY BRAZIL ISN'T JUST DISGUSTING

NUTS AND VAGINA WAXES.

IF YOU IT THEN YOU SHOULD A

[BLEEP] RING ON IT.

SEE, THIS IS WHY I LOVE HOUSE

HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL.

LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE MOVED IN AND

I LOVE WHAT THEY DID WITH THE

WALL.

THAT REMINDS ME, ABC HAS GIVEN

ME THE EXTREME HONOR OF

REVEALING THE CELEBRITIES ON THE

NEW SEASON OF TWERKING WITH THE

STARS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Tosh: CHRIS KIRKPATRICK,

HOOTIE, TINA YOTHERS, JON DAILY,

1975 PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR

MARILYN LANG, WESLEY SNIPES,

SUSPENSE NOVELIST, DEAN KOONTZ,

MATISYAHU AND WHOEVER GEORGE

CLOONEY IS TIRED OF [BLEEP]ING.

A STRONG LINEUP AND NOW, HIGH

SCHOOL IS IT CLEARLY THE BEST

YEARS OF THIS GUY'S LIFE.

WHERE THE HELL'S THE HALL

MONITOR?

SEE, JANITORS YOU CAN STILL HAVE

FUN.

IT'S NOT ALL THROWING KITTY

LITTER ON BARF.

GLEE IS GETTING GOOD AGAIN NO

NOW ALL THE ACTORS ARE COKED UP.

HE LATER DIED IN A CAR CRASH

WHILE TEXTS IN A PARKING LOT.

HE WAS WALKING.

NOT PAYING ATTENTION EQUALLY

DANGEROUS.

WE ALL KNOW IS THE SEAHORSE

COMMUNITY THE MALES GIVE BIRTH.

BUT DO YOU KNOW THAT SEAHORSES

ARE CALLED THE MORMONS OF THE

SEA?

DO YOU KNOW IT ONLY TAKES ONE

MALE GIVING BIRTH TO 2,000 KIDS

TO PROVE THAT ALL WOMEN ARE

EXAGGERATING ABOUT HOW PAINFUL

IT IS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO

SEND ALL OF THEM TO SCHOOL FOR

ONE SEA-MESTER?

AND DO YOU KNOW THE HARDEST PART

IS ROUNDING UP ALL THOSE KIDS

INTO THEIR PLAYPEN.

>> LET'S GO, ROUND'EM UP.

I LOVE SEAHORSES.

SEAHORSES FOREVER.

>> Tosh: THANKFULLY 99.5% OF ALL

SEAHORSE BABIES DIE SO MAYBE

LIFE ISN'T AS PRECIOUS AS YOU

THOUGHT.

FOR THE RECORD, I DID TELL HER

TWO FUNNEL CAKES WAS A BIT MUCH.

BUT DID YOU SEE THE BATHROOM

LINES?

LOOKS LIKE THE HEAT AREN'T THE

ONLY ONES WITH AN IMPRESSIVE

STREAK THIS YEAR.

HAVE YOUR KIDS BEEN TO THE NEW

MUNCHKIN MUDSLIDE AT [BLEEP]

BON?

PRETTY FUN.

I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THE

LIFEGUARD.

HEAD FIRST ISN'T ABOUT SAFETY,

IT'S ABOUT HEALTH.

YOU THINK BY NOW THEY'D INVENT A

WAY TO FLUSH THE ENTIRE

WATERPARK AT ONCE.

IT'S ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF FATS

DOING AMAZING THINGS.

GREAT BALL CONTROL, AWFUL SELF

CONTROL.

NOW LET'S PUT 20 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK AND SEE HOW MANY FAT JOKES

WE CAN MAKE.

NOT SURE HOW GREAT HE IS ON THE

BREAKAWAYS.

GOOD WITH HIS FEET CONSIDERING

HE CAN'T SEE THEM.

THE OTHER 23 AND A HALF HOURS A

DAY HE'S NOT QUITE AS ACTIVE.

NOW THROW HIM A SARDINE SO HE'LL

HONK THE HORN.

CAN'T BELIEVE HE KEPT IT IN THE

AIR THIS LONG WITHOUT EATING IT.

EVERYONE IN ADELE'S FAMILY IS

TALENTED.

WHAT'S NEXT?

CHAMPIONS

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Tosh: I DIDN'T KNOW CARNIVAL

CRUISE LINE SPONSORED A ROWING

TEAM.

NOW, JUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND

YOU'LL HEAR A TALE IN THIS

WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

WHETHER IT'S ON A LAKE OR ON A

MACHINE IN YOUR BASEMENT,

NOTHING SAYS I PICKED THE

DUMBEST WAY TO EXERCISE LIKE

ROWING.

THAT'S THE WHITEEST THING YOU

CAN DO FROM ANTIQUING OR

STEALING THE INDIAN'S LAND.

WHERE'S HOBIE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

BAYWATCH REFERENCE.

THIS IS GOING COST DOZENS OF

INNOCENT LIVES.

THIS IS TAKING TEN TIMES AS LONG

AS IT'S SUPPOSED TO.

JAMES CAMERON MUST BE DIRECTING

THEM.

ENOUGH WITH THE SLAPSTICK,

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO, PEOPLE ARE

DYING.

IT LOOKS LIKE OUR COAST GUARD IS

OFFICIALLY USELESS.

I GUESS HAVING A RED JACKET

DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING ANY MORE.

OUT OF CURIOSITY WHERE DO YOU

PLAN ON PUTTING THEM IN YOUR

TWO-MAN DINGY.

WAIT, THE WATER'S ONLY WAIST

DEEP?

EVERYONE'S GOING TO SURVIVE?

THIS VIDEO SUCKS.

COULD YOU AT LEAST RESCUE THE

RESCUE TEAM ON YOUR WALK IN AND

FOR THAT WE WOULD THANK YOU.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO REDEEM

BREANNA'S BOO BUT FIRST I THINK

THE NEXT GUY MAY HAVE HAD ONE

TOO MANY AT WHICH HE CHILI'S

TO-GO.

>> HI, BABY GIRL

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THERE ARE

GRAINS OF SAND ON EVERY BEACH.

OF EVERY PLANET.

OF EVERY GALAXY OF THE UNIVERSE.

YOU MEAN MORE TO ME THAN -- HOME

DEPOT MEANS TO THEM AND MORE

THAN GOLDEN DIAMONDS TO THE

GREEDIEST BURGLAR THE MOST

PERFECT, BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN ALL

THE WORLD.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY WATCHING THIS

BABY, GIRL.

>> Tosh: AND YOU THOUGHT ROMANCE

WAS DEAD.

NOTHING FOGS UP A GIRL'S THONG

LIKE DROPPING A HOME DEPOT

REFERENCE.

HEY, BABY, AUDIENCE, THAT

SHIRTLESS SHAKESPEARE'S DOMINICK

AND HE'S JUST A BOY STANDING IN

FRONT OF A GIRL WITH ANALOGIES

UNFORTUNATELY HE PUT IT ON

YOUTUBE.

I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS OF HIS

SWAGGER.

FOR ME THE HARDEST PART OF

ROMANCING HIGH SCHOOL CHICKS IS

BEING 37.

I MISS THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU LOOK

INTO HER FATHER'S EYES AND

REALIZE YOUR SMOOTH MOVES ARE

BETTER THAN HIS PARENTING.

LADIES LOVE DUMB STUFF AND

EASILY SWAYED BY MEANINGLESS

GESTURE.

THAT'S WHY ALL DUDES HAVE THE

SAME TECHNIQUE, IT'S CALLED

LYING AND DON'T WASTE MONEY ON

FLOWERS.

THEY'RE FOR MEXICANS TO PUT ON

TELEPHONE POLES.

THESE DAYS ALL YOU NEED ARE WELL

TIMED EMOJIS.

I RECOMMEND THE BLUSHING KISSY

FACE.

THE ARTISTS SING ABOUT ROMANCE

TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO PUNCH OR

PISS DOWN.

CATCH A GRENADE FOR YOU?

STEP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN FOR

YOU?

BRUNO MARS IS SUICIDAL AND I

FLEW HIM TO HOLLYWOOD WHERE

RELATIONSHIPS NEVER LAST.

THANKS FOR MEETING ME AT

ABERCROMBIE.

>> FROM PROBLEM.

>> Tosh: I LOVE TO POSE HERE.

>> GET YOUR POSTER OUT OF HERE.

>> Tosh: ALL RIGHT.

FIRST QUESTION, IS IT BRIONA OR

BEANNA.

>> BRIANNA.

>> Tosh: WHITE GIRL?

>> YEAH.

>> Tosh: OLDER OR YOUNGER?

>> OLDER BY A FEW MONTHS.

>> Tosh: NOT INTO THAT.

WHO POSTED IT ONLINE?

>> THE FILE SIZE WAS TOO LARGE.

>> Tosh: YOU WERE RAMBLING SO

LONG.

ARE YOU STILL TOGETHER?

>> NO.

>> Tosh: WHAT HAPPENED?

>> IT WENT UNHEALTHY FAST.

>> Tosh: WERE HEART-BROKEN.

DID YOU BREAK UP IN PERSON OR

VIDEO.

>> FIRST I PROPOSED THE BREAK.

>> Tosh: THE FAMOUS BREAK AND

CALLED BY HER AND HER FRIENDS AT

5:00 IN THE MORNING AND SAID ARE

WE GOING STAY TOGETHER OR BREAK

UP AND I SAID IF THIS IS HOW

IT'S GOING TO BE I CAN'T DO IT.

>> Tosh: AT THE BEGINNING OF THE

VIDEO YOU SAY YOU FORGIVE HER.

>> EVERYTHING'S OKAY.

I PROMISE.

I FORGIVE YOU.

>> SHE LIED TO ME AND STILL

DIDN'T BELIEVE I FOREGAVE HER.

>> Tosh: NOW SHE'S UPSET WITH

YOU BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE

YOU FOREGAVE HER.

>> WOMAN LOGIC.

>> Tosh: WELCOME TO THE REST OF

YOUR LIFE.

IT NEVER ENDS.

WHY WERE YOU FLINGING BACK AND

FORTH.

.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> Tosh: WERE YOU EMBARRASSED?

>> PEOPLE HAD GOOD AND BAD

THINGS TO SAY.

>> Tosh: YOU BANNED PEOPLE FROM

THE COMMENTS.

>> MY PARENTS MADE ME.

>> Tosh: WHAT KIND OF COMMENTS.

>> FUTURE RAPIST RIGHT HERE OR

SCREECH, THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN

AND THE CREATIVE COMMENTS.

SOMEONE SAID IF YOU WERE TO GET

A FUDGE SICKLE YOU'D FIND PIECES

OF BRIANNA IN THE FREEZER.

>> Tosh: YEAH, IT MAKES SENSE TO

SHUT IT DOWN AT SOME POINT.

HAVE YOU CHEATED ON A

SIGNIFICANT OTHER?

>> I HAVE NOT.

I'VE BEEN CHEATED ON.

MANY TIMES.

>> Tosh: MANY TIMES?

>> EVERY GIRL ENDS YOU HAVE

CHEATING ON ME.

>> Tosh: GIRLS LIKE SOMEONE OVER

POSSESSIVE.

WHEN YOU START DATING GET THE

PASS CODE.

CHECK THEIR E-MAILS, TEXES,

THAT'S WHAT I DO EVERY DAY.

IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON AND FIND

THE NEXT BRIANNA.

I KNOW JUST THE PLACE.

>> REALLY?

>> Tosh: YEAH.

SEE ME DOING SEXY VOICE?

I'M LEARNING.

I HAVE THREE BEAUTIFUL BASH

BACHELORETTES.

>> SHE HAS HER OWN TWERK VIDEOS

AND A SWEET TOOTH WITH WHITE

CHOCOLATE.

BRIANNA NUMBER ONE.

THE SECOND BACHELORETTE HAS A

TEMPER WHO SPENT THE PAST TEN

YEARS IN A CORRECTIONAL

FACILITY.

BRIANNA NUMBER TWO.

THE THIRD BACHELORETTE IS A

STYLISH BEAUTY WITH A SECRET.

OUR BACHELOR IS A TWEEN LOOKING

FOR THAT SPECIAL LADY TO MEND

HIS BROKEN HEART.

>> Tosh: LADIES, SAY HELLO TO

OUR BACHELOR.

>> HI, DOMINICK.

>> Tosh: THEY SOUND SEXY.

DO YOU HAVE YOUR QUESTIONS READY

TO GO?

>> I DO.

>> Tosh: LET'S BEGIN.

>> I SAID I WOULD GIVE UP FOOD

OR WATER TO BE WITH MY EX.

WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE UP?

>> MY BACKDOOR FOR YOU.

THAT'S MY [BLEEP].

>> Tosh: YOU KNOW HE'S 15.

>> WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE UP,

BRIANNA NUMBER 3.

>> THERE'S THIS THICK THING I

WOULD LOVE TO GIVE UP.

>> Tosh: MAYBE YOU SHOULD

ANYWAY.

>> BRIANNA 2, DESCRIBE BRIANNA

NUMBER 1.

>> SHE LOOKS LIKE BRIANNA NUMBER

3 WITHOUT A [BLEEP].

>> Tosh: WELL, HAVE YOU MADE

YOUR DECISION?

>> I HAVE.

>> Tosh: DON'T KEEP US WAITING.

WHO'S IT GONNA BE?

>> BRIANNA NUMBER 2.

>> Tosh: BRIANNA NUMBER 2.

DOMINICK YOU COULDN'T HAVE GONE

WRONG BUT LET'S SEE WHO YOU

MISSED OUT ON.

SHE'S A CURVACIOUS BEAUTY.

>> IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A BRIANNA

SANDWICH, CALL ME.

>> Tosh: ARE YOU KICK YOURSELF

YET?

>> NOT YET.

>> Tosh: THIS BACHELORETTE

WOULDN'T GET MAD AT YOU FOR

LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT UP.

BRIANNA NUMBER 3.

ALL RIGHT, DOMINICK, READY TO

MEET THE LUCKY LADY YOU CHOSE?

>> I AM.

>> Tosh: SHE LIKES TO GIVE

HERSELF TATTOOS AND SAYS THE

WORSE PART OF BEING IN JAIL IS

HOW THEY KEEP IT ON LOCKDOWN,

PLEASE WELCOME, BRIANNA NUMBER

2.

GET IN THERE.

OH, YEAH.

THE LUCKY COUPLE IS GOING TO

POUND TOWN.

>> YOU'LL BE GOING TO KNOTTS

BERRY FARM.

CALIFORNIA'S BEST AMUSEMENT PARK

AND A DINNER AT ROUND TABLE

PIZZA WHERE YOU'LL ENJOY GOURMET

PIZZA AND AIRFARE AND HOTEL

ADOMINATIONS NOT INCLUDED.

>> Tosh: FOR ALL OF US ON DATING

GAME POINT-O.

GOOD NIGHT.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT BRINGING

PALE WOMEN TOGETHER.

>> THAT WHITE GIRL DON'T KNOW

WHAT SHE'S MISSING.

>> TAKE THE CONDOM, PUT IT ON

THE OTHER PATCH AND COCK THE GUN

LIKE THIS.

NOW YOU CAN APPLY THE CONDOM.

>> Tosh: NOTHING KEEPS ME

AROUSED LIKE A WOMAN I BARELY

KNOW POINTING A HOMEMADE GUN AT

MY JUNK.

BILL GATES THE WORLD'S RICHEST

DUDES HATES CONDOMS SO MUCH HE'S

WILLING TO GIVE $100,000 OF HIS

OWN MONEY TO WHATEVER CAN INVENT

A BETTER CONDOM.

I CERTAINLY DON'T NEED $100,000

BUT I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING

$400,000 AND I CAME UP WITH FOUR

IDEAS EACH MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN

WHAT'S CURRENTLY ON THE CONDOM

MARKET.

MY FIRST IDEA PRETTY SIMPLE,

EVERYONE LOVES SPORTS TOP WATER

BOTTLES.

WE'LL PUT THAT TECHNOLOGY ON THE

HEAD OF YOUR PENIS.

YOU'RE THINK FINALLY A SPORTS

CAP SHE'LL WANT TO OPEN WITH HER

TEETH.

YOU CAN LEAVE IT OPEN TO PEE AND

BREATHE AND WHEN YOU BLAST THE

POO NANI YOU POP IT DOWN AND

ZERO CHANCES MUCH PREGNANCY AND

DISHWASHER SAFE.

BOOM, $100,000.

OF COURSE IT WILL BE SOLD

EXCLUSIVELY AT DICK'S SPORTING

GOODS.

THE NEXT IDEA IS THE

PLEASURE-FREE CONDOM.

IT'S CONSTRUCTED FROM THICK

TENNIS BALL RUBBER SO YOU WON'T

FEEL A THING.

IN FACT YOU DON'T EVEN NEED AN

ERECTION.

STICK IT ON AND GO TO TOWN AND

FUZZY, SMELLS GREAT AND COMES IN

A COOL PRESSURIZED CAN.

IT'S TESTED POORLY WITH WOMEN,

WHATEVER THAT MEANS.

GIVE ME $100,000.

NEXT, I'VE PARTNERED UP WITH THE

FOLKS AT RAIN-X TO DISCOVER A

SPACE-AGE LUBRICATING GEL TO

PROTECT FROM DISEASE AND COATS

THE UTERUS AND GUARANTEED TO

MAKE THE SEMEN WICK AWAY.

ANOTHER $100,000.

THE FINAL IS MORE INVOLVED.

WE KNOW THE BEST CONDOM IS NO

CONDOM AND THERE'S A RAIL ROAD

SWITCH TO IN THE VAS DEFERENS

THAT REROUTES THE EJACULATE.

IT COMES THROUGH YOUR PORES.

WHAT IF YOU HAVE A BASKETBALL

GAME IN TWO HOURS?

PERFECT.

NO ONE WILL WANT TO D YOU UP AND

EVENS UP THE PLAYING FIELD

BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN AND NOW

NEITHER WILL BE CERTAIN THE

OTHER DIDN'T FAKE IT.

I [BLEEP].

AND DON'T THINK I'LL WASTE THIS

$400,000 BILL'S GIVING ME I'LL

INVENT IT ON R AND D TO REDUCE

THE STENCH DURING ASS PLAY.

I SHOWED YOU AN INSANE PERSON

BEING ASKED WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND

I ASKED TO FOR VIDEOS AND I JUST

WANT TO KNOW, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

>> MY NAME, LET ME TELL YOU MY

NAME.

I'M CONFUSED.

I NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL, RIGHT.

DOES A CONFUSED PERSON GET A

RESOLUTION.

>> WHEN DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU

HAVE A CROSS.

TWO STICKS.

RIGHT.

THAT'S HOW I FELT WHEN I WAS IN

WATERLOO.

>> BECAUSE WHEN I WALKED IN

WATERLOO AND SMILED AT PEOPLE

THEY TREATED ME LIKE A VAMPIRE.

>> IN TORONTO, OKAY, HI, GUYS,

STEVE, SPERO, YOU KNOW ME, EASY

GOING.

THOSE WHO KNOW ME, I'M A NOBODY.

>> YOU CAN'T KILL A PERSON WITH

NO BODY.

>> SO WHY AM I AFRAID?

I'M NOT AFRAID.

I'M AFRAID OF THE BOOGEY MAN.

WHO'S THE BOOGEY MAN?

YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

>> I'M GOING BACK TO THE

MINISTRY.

[BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP].

>> I'M NOT GOING TO RAISE MY

VOICE.

>> Tosh: THANKS FOR THE FREE

>> Tosh: WELCOME BACK.

HOW MANY APRIL SHOWERS HAVE YOU

TAKEN?

I'M AT 16.

ON NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE I

GAINFULLY EMPLOY A GIRL THAT WAS

TOO HOT.

>> IMAGINE BEING FIRED FOR BEING

TOO SEXY.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS HAPPENED TO

HER.

>> I'M DEVASTATED.

I REALLY AM.

>> Tosh: WE MAY HAVE TO CANCEL

THE REDEMPTION DEPENDING ON HOW

BEAUTIFUL SHE IS THAT DAY.

REMEMBER IF ONLY 12 MILLION MORE

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER I'LL BE

TIED WITH SHAKIRA.

AND MY BLOG WAS NOMINATED FOR A

WEBBY AWARD.

I BETTER GET MY TUX PRESSED.

COME SEE ME ON THE JUNE GLOOM

TOUR WITH JARROD CARMICHAEL.

THAT'S NOT JARROD.

THAT'S AN EMOTIONAL SCENE FROM

LAKE HOUSE.

IF I TOLD YOU IN 2013 THERE WAS

A TOWN IN GEORGIA WITH

SEGREGATED PROMS YOU'D PROBABLY

SAY, ONLY ONE?

SHAME ON YOU, WILCOX COUNTY HIGH

SCHOOL.

THANKFULLY THIS YEAR SOME

STUDENTS WHO I ASSUME ARE

HEAVY-SET WHITE GIRLS ARE

INDEPENDENT ORGANIZING THEIR OWN

INTERGRATED PROM OR AS THE REST

OF THE WORLD CALLS IT, PROM.

I SAY INTERGRATING HIGH SCHOOL

PROM ISN'T FAR ENOUGH.

HOW ABOUT WE GET RID OF SEPARATE

BATHROOMS FOR BOYS AND GIRLS AND

GAYS AND STRAIGHTS SHARE

DRESSING ROOMS AND THE ONLY WAY

TO A-ACHIEVE GENDER AQUALITY IS

TO START CRAPPING IN FRONT OF

EACH OTHER AND SEPARATING KIDS

BASE YEAR THEY WERE BORN IS THE

BIGGEST AGEISM THERE IS IS AND

WHY ARE WE KEEPING HONOR

STUDENTS FROM SPECIAL ED KIDS,

THE SAME ROOM SO THE GIFTED CAN

HELP THE DROOLING AND ALL

CAFETERIA FOOD SHOULD BE SLOPPED

TOGETHER ON A PARTITIONLESS TRAY

AND DON'T STOP THERE,

HOME-SCHOOLED STUDENTS SHOULD

NOT BE ANCHORED BY THEIR DUMB

STAY AT HOME MOM'S LACK OF

EDUCATION, THEY SHOULD BE ABLE

TO GO TO ANY HOME THEY WANT IN

THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD.

JUST RING THE DOOR BELL AND BE

PREPARED TO LEARN.

GOOD NIGHT, WHITES.

GOOD NIGHT, BLACKS.

TO HELL WITH YOU GREEN AND

PURPLE PEOPLE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Tosh: I [BLEEP]ED MY PANTS ON

A DATE ONCE.

IT WAS AN AWFUL SCENARIO BUT SHE

STAYED WITH ME.

THAT'S LOVE.

WHAT ABOUT JUST BEING SINGLE.