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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,833 --> 00:00:20,673 [screaming] 2 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:25,730 [overlapping shouting] 3 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,167 [laughter] 4 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:36,300 [cheers and applause] 5 00:00:43,933 --> 00:00:45,333 - AW. 6 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:47,767 WHAT DO YOU BET SHE HAS A LOG RIDE IN HER PANTS TOO? 7 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,770 [laughter] 8 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:49,900 WELCOME TO TOSH.0. 9 00:00:49,933 --> 00:00:51,603 A LOT OF YOU ARE WONDERING HOW THIS SHOW 10 00:00:51,633 --> 00:00:53,173 KEEPS GETTING BETTER EVERY SINGLE WEEK. 11 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,930 I'LL TELL YOU. IT'S THE HOST. 12 00:00:55,967 --> 00:00:57,797 THAT GUY IS SOLID. 13 00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,203 TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, 14 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:02,933 THE HURDLE GIRLS STOP BY FOR OUR FIRST EVER WEB REMATCH, 15 00:01:02,967 --> 00:01:05,067 WE DO A LITTLE SPOILER ALERT, 16 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:06,497 AND I GET IN BIG TROUBLE 17 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,773 WITH COMEDY CENTRAL'S HUMAN RESOURCE DEPARTMENT. 18 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,900 ALL RIGHT, NOW, LET'S SEE THAT CHICK BARF AGAIN. 19 00:01:11,933 --> 00:01:14,273 [overlapping shouting] 20 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,200 OH, EVERYONE IN LINE DOWN BELOW 21 00:01:16,233 --> 00:01:17,803 JUST GOT A FREE SAMPLE OF CORN DOGS. 22 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:20,633 [laughter] 23 00:01:20,667 --> 00:01:22,567 THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO STEAL A KISS. 24 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:23,830 GO FOR IT, DUDE. 25 00:01:23,867 --> 00:01:26,227 - AAH! 26 00:01:26,267 --> 00:01:28,627 [audience ohs] 27 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:30,297 - YOU THINK SHE BOUGHT THE PHOTO? 28 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:32,473 [laughter] 29 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,600 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S DISGUSTING. 30 00:01:33,633 --> 00:01:36,203 NOW GO HIT SPLASH MOUNTAIN AND RINSE OFF. 31 00:01:36,233 --> 00:01:38,673 LET'S CLEAN THIS SHOW UP WITH A NICE RECITAL. 32 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:41,670 [children singing] 33 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:43,400 * 34 00:01:43,433 --> 00:01:45,403 SWALLOW IT! 35 00:01:45,433 --> 00:01:47,403 [children singing] 36 00:01:47,433 --> 00:01:49,533 [laughter] 37 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:52,067 TWO PUKE VIDEOS IN A ROW? 38 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:53,197 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 39 00:01:53,233 --> 00:01:55,403 I'M GETTING BACK TO MY ROOTS. 40 00:01:55,433 --> 00:01:56,933 THIS IS THE ONLY EPISODE OF GLEE 41 00:01:56,967 --> 00:01:59,567 I'VE EVER BEEN ABLE TO SIT THROUGH. 42 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,330 REMEMBER, KIDS, VOMIT FROM THE DIAPHRAGM. 43 00:02:02,367 --> 00:02:03,967 [audience ohs] 44 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:06,627 CHRISTINA AGUILERA NEEDS TO DO A LITTLE MORE OF THIS. 45 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:08,067 SHE IS HUGE. 46 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,367 [laughter] 47 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,730 SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT. 48 00:02:11,767 --> 00:02:13,467 YOU KNOW WHAT SHOULDN'T BE EXTREME? 49 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,830 RIDING A CHAIR LIFT. 50 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:20,827 [audience ohs] 51 00:02:20,867 --> 00:02:22,897 I THINK THE MOUNTAIN DEW JUST WORE OFF. 52 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:24,073 [laughter] 53 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,970 WHEN CHARLIE SHEEN DOES A MOUNTAIN OF COKE, 54 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:29,597 CHARLIE SHEEN DOES A MOUNTAIN OF COKE. 55 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:34,397 THAT'S HOW SARAH JESSICA PARKER HAS TO PUT ON HER MAKE-UP. 56 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:36,433 [laughter] 57 00:02:36,467 --> 00:02:39,627 ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S TIME FOR A HULA HOOP WORLD RECORD. 58 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:49,573 [cheering] 59 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,630 THAT IS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. 60 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:54,097 WHY DO YOU OWN A HULA HOOP? 61 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:55,403 [laughter] 62 00:02:55,433 --> 00:02:57,673 IT'S GOOD TO SEE THE GUYS FROM KORN STAYING BUSY. 63 00:02:57,700 --> 00:03:01,130 [laughter] 64 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:03,697 WHEN YOU'RE DONE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO MOW YOUR DRIVEWAY. 65 00:03:03,733 --> 00:03:05,333 [laughter] 66 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:10,067 THEY HAVE GRASS FOR A DRIVEWAY. 67 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:11,467 THAT'S PRETTY INSPIRING. 68 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:13,530 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER "I'M BETTER THAN YOU, 69 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:16,067 NA-NA NA-NA BOO-BOO, STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO-DOO." 70 00:03:33,867 --> 00:03:37,667 STOP! STOP! STOP! 71 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:53,427 THAT WAS SEVEN MEN GOING THROUGH ONE FLAMING HOOP 4 1/2 TIMES. 72 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:56,067 NA-NA NA BOO-BOO. 73 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:59,467 WE DID HAVE A COUPLE PRACTICE RUNS THAT DIDN'T GO SO SMOOTHLY, 74 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,770 THANKS TO OUR WEAKEST LINK, DR. JIM. 75 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:08,230 [shouting] 76 00:04:08,267 --> 00:04:12,167 [laughter] 77 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,570 YOU'RE AWFUL! 78 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,070 IN CASE YOUR KEEPING SCORE, 79 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:17,827 HERE IS THE SECOND IBEX TO APPEAR ON TOSH.0. 80 00:04:17,867 --> 00:04:19,297 [ibex spits] 81 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:21,473 HEY, SAY IT, DON'T SPRAY IT. 82 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,870 - [speaking native language] 83 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:23,870 [ibex brays] 84 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,170 [man continues talking] 85 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,970 [ibex brays] 86 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:27,967 [man talking] 87 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:29,067 [ibex brays] 88 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:30,327 [man talking] 89 00:04:30,367 --> 00:04:31,327 [ibex spits] 90 00:04:31,367 --> 00:04:32,827 [laughter] 91 00:04:32,867 --> 00:04:35,097 - DON'T BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE, IBEX. 92 00:04:35,133 --> 00:04:37,803 THAT GUY'S MAKING SOME VALID POINTS. 93 00:04:37,833 --> 00:04:39,473 SURE, ARGUING WITH AN IBEX SUCKS, 94 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:42,100 BUT THE MAKE-UP SEX IS THE BEST. 95 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:43,603 WHAT'S NEXT? 96 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:52,927 [laughter] 97 00:04:52,967 --> 00:04:55,527 WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR? 98 00:04:55,567 --> 00:04:57,167 [laughter] 99 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,070 LET'S CHECK OUT THIS GIANT STICK-UP 100 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:00,267 IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN. 101 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,970 [cheers and applause] 102 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:07,197 NOT MANY PEOPLE ROB A PLACE WITH A WIZARD STAFF. 103 00:05:07,233 --> 00:05:09,873 GUN CONTROL MUST BE WORKING. 104 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:12,900 WHAT'S THE WAITING PERIOD ON A HUMONGOUS BRANCH? 105 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:15,373 THREE DAYS. 106 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,200 SHOULDN'T HE HAVE WHITTLED THAT THING TO A POINT OR SOMETHING? 107 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:20,733 MAYBE HE'S JUST TRYING TO RETURN THEIR BATHROOM KEY. 108 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,867 [laughter] 109 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:25,270 THE CLERK JUST GRABBED A TINY HAMMER. 110 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:26,270 [laughter] 111 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,600 NICE. 112 00:05:27,633 --> 00:05:29,603 THIS IS TURNING INTO A MEXICAN STANDOFF 113 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:32,403 BETWEEN AN INDIAN AND AN IDIOT. 114 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,803 HEY, LET'S TAKE A MOMENT TO DISCUSS 115 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,733 THE ROBBER'S CHOICE OF FOOTWEAR. 116 00:05:36,767 --> 00:05:39,097 WHY ARE HIS SHOES IN BAGS? 117 00:05:39,133 --> 00:05:40,473 YOU WORRIED ABOUT LEAVING FOOTPRINTS? 118 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,200 YEAH, I THINK THE KEY PIECE OF EVIDENCE MIGHT BE 119 00:05:42,233 --> 00:05:45,503 THAT SIX FOOT LOG IN THE CORNER OF YOUR APARTMENT. 120 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:48,203 OH, WHAT'S--NOBODY GOES BEHIND THE [bleep] COUNTER! 121 00:05:48,233 --> 00:05:49,733 [laughter] 122 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:50,867 HE SETS DOWN HIS BIG STICK. 123 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,070 I CAN'T HEAR WHAT HE'S SAYING. 124 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,130 I ASSUME IT'S BECAUSE HE SPEAKS SOFTLY. 125 00:05:54,167 --> 00:05:56,227 [laughter] 126 00:05:56,267 --> 00:05:58,627 HMM? 127 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:01,067 ALL RIGHT. THEN HE ESCAPED THROUGH THE BACK DOOR. 128 00:06:01,067 --> 00:06:04,327 STOP HIM, BEFORE HE GETS TO HIS PINEWOOD DERBY GETAWAY CAR. 129 00:06:04,367 --> 00:06:06,627 GREAT, NO ONE IS WATCHING THE STORE. 130 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,567 FREE CORN NUTS FOR EVERYONE. 131 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,470 AND FOR THAT WE THANK YOU. 132 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,830 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE HURDLE GIRLS' WEB REMATCH, 133 00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:15,267 BUT FIRST, HERE'S THE PARENT OF THE WEEK. 134 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:23,200 [audience ohs] 135 00:06:23,233 --> 00:06:24,203 - [crying] 136 00:06:24,233 --> 00:06:27,373 [audience ohs] 137 00:06:29,567 --> 00:06:31,427 [starter pistol bangs] 138 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:34,467 [overlapping chatter] 139 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,900 - BITCHES BE TRIPPIN'. 140 00:07:10,933 --> 00:07:12,533 [laughter] 141 00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:14,667 AND THAT WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO GET BOTH OF THEM 142 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,900 INTO THE WOMEN'S SPORTS HALL OF FAME. 143 00:07:16,933 --> 00:07:18,703 THAT WAS ALEXIS AND NATASHA, 144 00:07:18,733 --> 00:07:20,103 AND THEY WERE COMPETING FOR THE TITLE 145 00:07:20,133 --> 00:07:22,303 OF WORST HURDLER I'VE EVER SEEN. 146 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:24,803 THEY'RE LIKE A COUPLE OF LITTLE WHITE FLO-JO'S, 147 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:26,903 MINUS THE MAN BODY. 148 00:07:26,933 --> 00:07:29,173 GIRLS FACE SO MANY HURDLES IN LIFE-- 149 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,070 SCIENCE, WEIGHT, BANGS. 150 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:34,570 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO ADD ACTUAL HURDLES TO THAT LIST? 151 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,200 DO COLLEGES STILL GIVE SCHOLARSHIPS 152 00:07:36,233 --> 00:07:37,733 FOR TRACK AND FIELD? 153 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:41,067 GREAT, YOU CAN RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE, HERE'S A FREE EDUCATION. 154 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:42,900 IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME WATCH YOU SPRINT, 155 00:07:42,933 --> 00:07:44,503 I WANT TO SEE RAY LEWIS CHASE YOU DOWN 156 00:07:44,533 --> 00:07:46,573 WHILE TRYING TO STAB YOU. 157 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,330 TRACK IS NOT A SPORT. IT'S AN EXERCISE. 158 00:07:49,367 --> 00:07:51,967 THERE ARE TOO MANY RACES-- THE 60-METER, 100-METER. 159 00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:54,767 WE NEED ANOTHER EVENT JUST SO YOU CAN RUN EIGHT MORE STEPS? 160 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:58,730 THE TRIPLE JUMP IS JUST THE LONG JUMP'S GAY, PRANCING COUSIN. 161 00:07:58,767 --> 00:08:01,597 POLE-VAULTING IS ONLY USEFUL IF YOU'RE STORMING CASTLES, 162 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:03,533 AND THE JAVELIN WOULD BE MORE FUN TO WATCH 163 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:06,067 IF THERE WERE A CATCHER. 164 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:07,367 YOU KNOW WHO I FEEL BAD FOR? 165 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,830 BRUCE JENNER. YEAH. 166 00:08:09,867 --> 00:08:11,397 HE WENT FROM BEING AN OLYMPIC HERO 167 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:14,933 TO THIS FISH-FACED OLD WOMAN WHO HAS TO SIT AROUND 168 00:08:14,967 --> 00:08:16,967 AND LISTEN TO THOSE REALITY WHORE STEPDAUGHTERS 169 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:20,227 YAP ABOUT THEIR BOYFRIENDS WHO PLAY REAL SPORTS. 170 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,067 ALEXIS AND NATASHA WERE JUST DOING 171 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:23,667 WHAT THEIR PARENTS FORCED THEM TO DO. 172 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:25,400 BUT I THINK ATHLETES OF THAT CALIBER 173 00:08:25,433 --> 00:08:27,073 NEED TO GO HEAD-TO-HEAD AGAIN. 174 00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:28,367 SO I BROUGHT THEM OUT TO L.A. 175 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,400 FOR A SHOT AT TOSH.0-LYMPIC GOLD 176 00:08:30,433 --> 00:08:32,703 IN OUR FIRST EVER WEB REMATCH. 177 00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:36,873 [cheers and applause] 178 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:41,427 ALL RIGHT. 179 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:42,727 A LITTLE GIRL ON GIRL THIS TIME. 180 00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:43,897 NO, I'M KIDDING. 181 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:45,073 UNLESS YOU WANT TO. 182 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,100 THERE. 183 00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:48,703 - OKAY. YOU. 184 00:08:48,733 --> 00:08:49,773 - WHO MADE THAT VIDEO? 185 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,900 - MY FATHER. 186 00:08:50,933 --> 00:08:53,403 - HOW NOT PROUD OF YOU WAS HE THAT DAY? 187 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,473 - HE WAS VERY PROUD. 188 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,830 - DOES HE HAVE A SON? 189 00:08:55,867 --> 00:08:57,067 - YES, MY YOUNGER BROTHER. 190 00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:58,067 - WHEW! 191 00:08:58,067 --> 00:08:59,397 - YEAH. 192 00:08:59,433 --> 00:09:02,803 - WAS THAT A SPECIAL OLYMPICS QUALIFYING MEET? 193 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,473 - NO. 194 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,570 - HOW DID YOU ACTUALLY MAKE THE TRACK TEAM? 195 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,100 - UH, THERE WEREN'T TRYOUTS. 196 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:10,373 - AH. 197 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,870 WAS THAT THE FIRST TRACK MEET OF THE SEASON? 198 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:12,900 - YEAH. 199 00:09:12,933 --> 00:09:14,433 - AND YOU FINISHED OUT THE SEASON? 200 00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:16,727 - I ONLY RAN THE HURDLES ONE MORE TIME. 201 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:17,867 - AND BEFORE, THE COACH WAS LIKE, 202 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:19,070 "HEY, MAYBE THIS ISN'T YOUR THING." 203 00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:20,367 [laughter] 204 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,170 AT WHAT HURDLE, NATASHA, 205 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,700 DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T GONNA WIN? 206 00:09:24,733 --> 00:09:27,073 - UH, PROBABLY THAT ONE THAT I SLID. 207 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,527 - SO YOU WERE STILL CONFIDENT AT THE FOURTH 208 00:09:29,567 --> 00:09:31,167 THAT YOU COULD CATCH THOSE PEOPLE? 209 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,230 - NOT THAT I COULD WIN FIRST PLACE. 210 00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:34,667 JUST NOT BE LAST. 211 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:38,770 - OH, IS THAT WHAT WOMEN RACE FOR? 212 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,430 TO NOT BE LAST? 213 00:09:41,467 --> 00:09:42,867 ALL RIGHT, ALEXIS. - YEAH. 214 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:45,330 - WALK ME THROUGH WHAT YOU WERE THINKING DURING THE RACE. 215 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:47,367 - I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA WIN. 216 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,900 BUT I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA FALL ON ABOUT FIVE OF THEM. 217 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:52,903 AND THEN I COULDN'T GET MY SPEED BACK UP 218 00:09:52,933 --> 00:09:54,873 TO GET OVER THE REST, SO I JUST KEPT FALLING. 219 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:57,100 - DO YOU JUMP A LOT HIGHER WHEN YOU'RE MOVING QUICKLY? 220 00:09:57,133 --> 00:09:58,633 - YEAH. - YOU HAVE A BETTER JUMP. 221 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:00,027 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T JUST, LIKE, STAND IN FRONT OF A HURDLE 222 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,127 AND JUMP OVER IT. 223 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,997 - WELL, YOU CAN IF YOU'RE AN ATHLETE. 224 00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:05,103 [laughter] 225 00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:06,203 - YES. 226 00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,373 - ALEXIS, DID YOU KNOW 227 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,530 WHEN YOU WERE STRUGGLING OVER EVERY SINGLE HURDLE 228 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,827 THAT THERE WAS SOMEONE JUST TWO LANES AWAY EQUALLY AWFUL? 229 00:10:12,867 --> 00:10:14,297 - NO. I HAD NO IDEA. 230 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,633 - DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? 231 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:16,767 - KIND OF, YEAH. 232 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,130 - DID PEOPLE SINGLE YOU OUT 233 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:19,797 AND WRITE THINGS ABOUT YOU, YOUR PERFORMANCE? 234 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:21,433 - YEAH, ONE OF THEM, 235 00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:23,697 THEY CALLED ME "LITTLE RED SLIDING HOOD." 236 00:10:23,733 --> 00:10:25,703 [laughter] 237 00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:27,703 - THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. I SHOULD WRITE THAT DOWN. 238 00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:29,603 [laughter] 239 00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:32,703 DO YOU THINK AT ANY POINT YOUR PARENTS WERE JUMPING UP, 240 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,333 LIKE, "THAT'S MY KID! 241 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,467 "THE ONE THAT'S ON THE GROUND AGAIN. 242 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,970 AND AGAIN." 243 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,230 WHO CAME IN LAST THAT DAY? 244 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:42,767 - UM, I THINK SHE DID. 245 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,400 - YEAH, 'CAUSE I GOT DISQUALIFIED. 246 00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:45,673 - SO THAT DOESN'T REALLY COUNT. 247 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,870 SO WE DON'T REALLY KNOW 248 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:49,970 WHO THE WORST IS OUT OF THE TWO OF YOU? 249 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:50,970 - NO. 250 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 - OOH, OOH! UP HERE. - DANIEL. 251 00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:55,073 - ARE EITHER ONE OF YOU ON STEROIDS RIGHT NOW? 252 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,270 - NO. - NO. 253 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,270 - WOULD YOU BOTH BE WILLING 254 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,400 TO TAKE A DRUG TEST? 255 00:10:58,433 --> 00:10:59,473 - YES. - YES. 256 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,200 - HERE YOU GO. - OH, THANK YOU. 257 00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:02,933 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - ALL RIGHT. 258 00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:04,967 LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 259 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,327 [sniffs] 260 00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:13,367 [audience ohs] 261 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,970 AHH! 262 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:21,067 SHE'S CLEAN. 263 00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:24,233 - SORRY, I REALLY HAD TO GO. 264 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,067 - GOOD LORD. 265 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:28,667 LET'S GO, LADIES. YOU ARE LATE FOR PRACTICE. 266 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,970 AT LEAST ONE OF US DRESSED APPROPRIATELY. 267 00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:36,597 I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO CELEBRITY TRAINER DONKEY KONG. 268 00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:39,073 [laughter] 269 00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:41,627 HE'S GONNA HELP YOU WITH YOUR HURDLING. 270 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:42,897 YOU READY? - YES. 271 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:44,573 - LET'S GET TO IT. THANKS, DONKEY. 272 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,670 WAIT! DON'T FORGET YOUR OVERSIZED MALLET. 273 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,670 [video game music] 274 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:58,700 * 275 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,200 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, YOU READY FOR YOUR WEB REMATCH? 276 00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:06,403 - YES. - YES. 277 00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:08,473 - ONE LAST THING-- YOU ARE GONNA BE COMPETING 278 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,600 AGAINST GIRLS THAT ARE REALLY GOOD AT THE HURDLES. 279 00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:12,903 GOOD LUCK. 280 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,770 ON YOUR MARK, 281 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,070 GET SET... 282 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:30,403 [laughter] 283 00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:54,797 [gunshot] 284 00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:01,797 GO FOR IT! JUMP! JUMP! 285 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:08,070 THERE YOU GO! GO! TURN IT ON! 286 00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,503 GOOD JOB. 287 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,197 AND HERE ARE YOUR MEDALS. 288 00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:33,173 A LITTLE KNOWN FACT-- FOURTH PLACE IS WOOD 289 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,900 AND LAST PLACE IS CONFLICT DIAMONDS. 290 00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:40,403 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE THE WORLD'S WORST HURDLER. 291 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:43,403 HOLD ON. HERE YOU GO. 292 00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:44,903 CONGRATULATIONS. 293 00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:47,903 [video game music] 294 00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:49,903 [cheers and applause] 295 00:13:49,933 --> 00:13:52,073 REMEMBER, IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE, 296 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:55,127 BUT IF YOU WERE THE FASTEST WHITE PERSON. 297 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,527 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, BUT FIRST, 298 00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:58,727 HERE'S R. KELLY'S FAVORITE SUPERHERO. 299 00:13:58,767 --> 00:13:59,797 - GO FOR IT. YOU CAN DO IT. 300 00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:00,873 COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT. 301 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,970 [audience ohs] 302 00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:08,297 [laughter] 303 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:12,773 - * I BELIEVE I CAN FLY 304 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,870 [cheers and applause] 305 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:20,297 [cheers and applause] 306 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:23,203 - AH, IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE MOVIE SEGMENT. 307 00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:24,733 SPOILER ALERT. 308 00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:27,127 THIS WEEK'S MOVIE WAS A LITTLE HOLLYWOOD GEM 309 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,397 WITH A-LIST ACTORS 310 00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:31,833 THAT THEY TRIED TO BURY ON US CALLED TIPTOES. 311 00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:33,967 NOW, THE TRAILER'S BEEN POPULAR ON THE INTERNET FOR YEARS. 312 00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:35,427 A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK IT'S A JOKE, 313 00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:38,567 BUT MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IS NEVER FUNNY ON PURPOSE. 314 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,900 SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, 315 00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:41,233 TURN THE CHANNEL NOW-- 316 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:44,397 PREFERABLY TO ANOTHER STATION IN THE VIACOM FAMILY. 317 00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:46,373 I WANT TO START BY TELLING YOU WHO'S IN THIS MOVIE. 318 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,070 MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, KATE BECKINSALE. 319 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,170 MATTHEW COMES IN. HE'S DRESSED TO THE NINES. 320 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,300 "I JUST HAVE THIS THING AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED." 321 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,803 AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH, WELL, WHY DON'T I BLOW YOU?" 322 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:59,073 AT THIS MOMENT, I'M LIKE, THIS MOVIE MIGHT BE OKAY. 323 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,730 YOU MEET HIS MOM FOR THE FIRST TIME. 324 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,097 SHE'S NOT REALLY MAD THAT HE'S LATE. 325 00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:03,933 SHE'S REALLY MAD THAT HIS TWIN BROTHER, 326 00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:05,897 WHO IS GARY OLDMAN, IS LATE. 327 00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:07,803 HERE'S THE BIG THING-- GARY OLDMAN, 328 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,203 HE'S PLAYING A LITTLE PERSON IN THIS. 329 00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:12,503 - AND IN THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME... 330 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,073 - SO WHAT DOES HE DO? 331 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:17,370 THEY JUST CRUDELY HAVE HIM, LIKE, 332 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,530 JUST PULL YOUR ARMS BACK A LITTLE BIT. 333 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,067 [laughter] 334 00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:23,067 IT'S NOT HARD FOR A LITTLE PERSON TO FIND A PLACE TO HIDE. 335 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,200 MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY COMES HOME AND SHE'S LIKE, 336 00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:26,933 "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" AND HE'S LIKE, "OH, NOWHERE." 337 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,567 "I THINK I MIGHT BE PREGNANT." 338 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,630 WHEN HE'S ASLEEP, THAT'S WHEN HE GOES IN BARE. 339 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,467 LIKE, JUST LIKE-- I THINK HE WAS 340 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,630 JUST GOING DOWNSTAIRS TO DO CRUNCHES. 341 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:34,727 I DON'T KNOW. 342 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,727 AND HE'S WEARING TIGHT WHITE BRIEFS. 343 00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:38,897 HE LOOKS INCREDIBLE. 344 00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:41,733 THERE'S NO DENYING THAT. THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING MAN. 345 00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:43,527 AND WHO IS IT? IT'S BRIDGET THE MIDGET. 346 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,297 DAVID ALAN GRIER IS [bleep] HER. 347 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,973 [laughter] 348 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,427 HE'S LIKE, "OH, WELL, I'M HIS TWIN BROTHER." 349 00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:53,467 "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE A FAMILY OF MIDGETS?" 350 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:58,300 AND HE'S LIKE, "WHOA! THEY ARE LITTLE PEOPLE." 351 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,073 THEN THE NEXT TIME IN THE BED, 352 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:02,197 SHE'S LIKE, "OH." SO SHE SAYS, "LITTLE PEOPLE." 353 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:04,603 AND HE GOES, "OH, YOU'RE LEARNING THE LANGUAGE. 354 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:06,203 "THAT'S REALLY GOOD." 355 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:09,103 "I [bleep] NEED A CREPE!" 356 00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:12,633 AND HE'S LIKE, "WELL, ONCE, WHEN I WAS A KID, 357 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,927 YOU KNOW, WE WERE JUST PLAYING GAMES AND STUFF." 358 00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:15,627 AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH, YOU WERE IN A CIRCLE JERK? 359 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:17,127 I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE SEEN THAT." 360 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,967 - YOU HAD A CIRCLE JERK WITH A BUNCH OF LITTLE PEOPLE? 361 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,867 I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE THAT. 362 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,970 [laughter] 363 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:28,497 - YEAH. SEE, THAT JUST GAVE ME SOME CREDIBILITY. 364 00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:31,073 AND IN WALKS THE DOCTOR, WHO'S A LITTLE PERSON. 365 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,970 [laughter] 366 00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:35,127 MATTHEW SEES IT'S A LITTLE PERSON BABY 367 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:36,467 IN THE DELIVERY ROOM, 368 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,230 JUST STARTS PUNCHING THE WALL. 369 00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:44,167 THAT IS IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE HAD HIS FIRST SON. 370 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,730 THEN THE CONVERSATION CAME UP, 371 00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:47,527 WOULD I HAVE SEX WITH A LITTLE PERSON? 372 00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:50,397 OH, BUT IT'D LOOK LIKE A MONSTER EATING YOU. 373 00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:53,733 AND HE STARTS SCREAMING AT HER, "OUR BABY'S A DWARF. 374 00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:56,697 "I THINK IT'S GONNA BE BETTER FOR YOU AND THE KID 375 00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:59,303 IF I JUST, JUST LEAVE." 376 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:03,233 YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT MOST, MOST MOTHERS-- 377 00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,067 "YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EASY? IF I COULD DO THIS ALONE." 378 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,397 [laughter] 379 00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:08,073 YOU THINK HE'S GONNA GET HIS [bleep] TOGETHER. 380 00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:09,327 AND BY THE WAY, THAT'S THE LOOPHOLE 381 00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:11,927 IN THE FUTURE OF CAR POOL LANE CARS. 382 00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:13,067 OH, AND THEN LOOKS AT HIS PARTNER. 383 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,067 HE GOES, "I HOPE YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME, 384 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,970 BUT, LIKE, YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF IT?" 385 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,597 [laughter] 386 00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:20,573 AT THIS POINT, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT MAKE A SNOW WHITE 387 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,970 AND THE SEVEN DWARFS REFERENCE. 388 00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:25,067 SHE LOOKS AT HIM AND HE LOOKS AT HER, AND THEN SHE GOES, 389 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,800 "YOU CAN KISS ME IF YOU WANT." 390 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:27,933 AND THE MOVIE ENDS. 391 00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:29,897 [laughter] 392 00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:31,933 AND THAT'S TIPTOES. 393 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,497 YEAH, NO. 394 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:36,533 [cheers and applause] 395 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:39,597 I'M SURE WE HAD TO CUT SOME OF THAT OUT. 396 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,473 TO SEE THE COMPLETE SPOILER ALERT, 397 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,430 HEAD ON OVER TO OUR BLOG, AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE, 398 00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:45,767 UPLOAD A CLIP FOR A CHANCE TO BE OUR VIEWER VIDEO. 399 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,930 THIS WEEK'S WINNER COMES TO US FROM THE BIRTHDAY BOYS. 400 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:54,070 - [screams] 401 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,397 [screams] 402 00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:29,127 [knocks] 403 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:31,627 - WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE DOG BITES MAN. 404 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:37,197 [applause] 405 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:44,170 [applause] 406 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,800 - WELCOME BACK, TONY HAWK. 407 00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:49,733 EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT "CASUAL FRIDAYS," 408 00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:51,427 BUT I STARTED A NEW PHENOMENON 409 00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,767 THAT'S BOOSTING WORKPLACE MORALE ACROSS AMERICA. 410 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,630 IT'S CALLED "INAPPROPRIATE TOUCH TUESDAYS." 411 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:59,497 EMBRACE IT! 412 00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:02,703 SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HANDS UP, OKAY? 413 00:19:02,733 --> 00:19:03,773 - YEAH. 414 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,070 - OKAY. 415 00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:06,627 [laughter] 416 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,197 THAT'S NOT REALLY LONG. 417 00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:19,873 [indistinct]. 418 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:34,897 HERE, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT. - NO. NO. 419 00:19:34,933 --> 00:19:36,803 OH, NO! THAT'S WEIRD. 420 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:39,203 NO, NO, NO! NO INAPPROPRIATE TOUCH! 421 00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:42,603 NO! NO! I SAID NO! 422 00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:45,203 [laughter] 423 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:47,873 - I'M NOT SURE IF THAT "NO" WAS LEGALLY BINDING. 424 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,130 [laughter] 425 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,497 "INAPPROPRIATE TOUCH TUESDAY" 426 00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:53,303 IS FOLLOWED BY "NO EYE CONTACT WEDNESDAY." 427 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:56,073 NEXT WEEK, THE FOUL BALL COUPLE GETS A WEB REDEMPTION. 428 00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:58,697 [crowd cheering] 429 00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:00,933 [musical fanfare] 430 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:04,897 - OH, MY. - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 431 00:20:04,933 --> 00:20:06,733 - MAYBE SHE WAS PREGNANT. 432 00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:10,127 [laughter] 433 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,527 HEY, BE SURE YOU FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER 434 00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,027 SO WE CAN LIVE CHAT DURING THE SHOWS. 435 00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:16,127 KEEP UP WITH OUR DAILY BLOG OVER AT TOSH.COMEDYCENTRAL.COM. 436 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:17,667 AND MY NEW STAND-UP SPECIAL HAPPY THOUGHTS 437 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,170 PREMIERES MARCH 6TH. 438 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,670 WE HAVE SOME BEHIND-THE-SCENES FOOTAGE 439 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,070 FROM THE ENTIRE TOSH TOUR. 440 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,170 THERE'S MORE TO COME, 441 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,800 BUT HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS. 442 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,873 ALL RIGHT, CAN WE PUT THE CAMERA OFF FOR A LITTLE BIT NOW? 443 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:28,700 WANT TO KEEP THE CAMERA AWAY? TURN THE CAMERA OFF. 444 00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:29,873 TURN IT OFF. TURN THAT CAMERA OFF. 445 00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:31,300 SERIOUSLY, TURN THAT OFF. 446 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,403 PUT THE STUPID [bleep] CAMERA AWAY. 447 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,733 WHY ARE YOU FILMING THIS? PUT IT DOWN, PLEASE. 448 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,597 ALL RIGHT, TURN THIS OFF. NO. TURN THE CAMERA OFF. 449 00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:39,673 LOOK AT THIS. TURN THAT OFF. 450 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,200 TURN THE CAMERA OFF. 451 00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:43,033 TURN THIS OFF. I DON'T WANT THE CAMERA. 452 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,997 IS THE CAMERA ON NOW? STOP FILMING MY MOM. 453 00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:47,533 GO [bleep] YOURSELF. PUT THE CAMERA DOWN. 454 00:20:47,567 --> 00:20:48,997 NO FILMING. ALL RIGHT, LET'S NOT FILM. 455 00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:50,633 LET'S NOT FILM. PUT THE CAMERA AWAY. 456 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,667 YOU'RE GOING TO WANT THAT OFF. 457 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:54,170 - GOD! 458 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,400 [laughs] OW! 459 00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:57,173 - I THINK THE DOCUMENTARY IS FINISHED. 460 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,070 - IT IS? - CUT. 461 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,270 SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 462 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,070 SHUT THAT CAMERA OFF. 463 00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:08,267 [cheers and applause] 464 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,270 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 465 00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:14,327 - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS FASTER? 466 00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:15,727 - I RAN CROSS-COUNTRY. 467 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:18,097 - WHOO. 468 00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:19,303 - I WASN'T THAT FAST. 469 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,803 - WHAT WAS YOUR BEST EVENT? 470 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:21,973 - PROBABLY THE FOUR BY ONE. 471 00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:23,567 - OH, YEAH? WERE YOU THE ANCHOR? 472 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,070 - [laughs] NO. 473 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,800 - WHY DO THE PEOPLE HAVE STOP WATCHES? 474 00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:31,503 WERE THERE RECORDS IN JEOPARDY OF BEING BROKEN THAT DAY? 475 00:21:31,533 --> 00:21:32,773 - I DON'T THINK SO. 476 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,070 - IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE 477 00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:36,627 AS LONG AS YOU HAVE FUN, RIGHT? 478 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:38,367 - YEAH. 479 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,270 [both girls laugh] 480 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,300 - IT MATTERS, IT MATTERS. 481 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,333 YOU SHOULD TRY TO WIN. 33791

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