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>> THIS FEATURES VIDEOS FROM THE

INTERNET AND IS INTENDED FOR A

MATURE AUDIENCE.

COMEDY CENTRAL DOESN'T CONDONE

THE PERFORMANCES AND

DISCOURAGING ANYONE FROM

ATTEMPTING THEM.

ENJOY.

>> * *

>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].

>> * *

>> [APPLAUDING].

>> * *

>> NOT THE CLEANEST 'TRIPLE

LINDEY' I'VE EVER SEEN.

WELCOME TO TOSH.0.

NOW AVAILABLE IN EGYPT.

YEA, THE RIOTING WORKED, AS IT

ALWAYS DOES.

THE EVOLUTION OF DANCE GUY SHOWS

US HIS MOVES.

WE CHECK IN TO SEE IF THIS

MISOGYNIST HAS FOUND LOVE.

AND I SHOW YOU MY UNAIRED SUPER

BOWL COMMERCIAL.

[LAUGHING].

>> ALRIGHT, LET'S PLAY HUMAN

PLINKO AGAIN.

SPRING BREAK RULES.

>> [CHEERING].

>> SEE?

THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO DIE IN

MEXICO BESIDES GETTING KIDNAPPED

OR MURDERED BY THE PRODUCER OF

SURVIVOR.

NOT MANY CLIFF DIVERS TAKE THE

SCENIC ROUTE.

TURNS OUT THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN

IS NOT AS FORGIVING AS YOU'D

THINK.

IT IS GOING TO BE HARD TO TREAD

WATER WHEN EVERYTHING IS BROKEN.

[LAUGHING].

>> DID YOU KNOW THE MOST

INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD HAS

A SON?

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER WHILE

BALANCING ANOTHER ON MY NOSE,

BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER DOS

EQUIS.

THAT'S HOW YOU GET TO BE

VALEDICTORIAN AT ARIZONA STATE.

REMEMBER, KIDS, COLLEGE IS A

WASTE OF TIME.

PRETTY IMPRESSIVE CONSIDERING

IT'S AT AN AA MEETING.

HEY 79, WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO

DARTBOARDS?

IT'S NICE TO SEE A STRIPPER MAKE

IT RAIN FOR A CHANGE.

>> OH!

>> OH, OH!

>>

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A

GENTLEMAN'S CLUB.

NOW, LET'S PUT 20 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK AND SEE HOW MANY

SOPHISTICATED COMMENTS WE CAN

SQUIRT OUT OF OUR ASS.

BELLAGIO TO THE MAIN STAGE.

BELLAGIO TO THE MAIN STAGE.

GUESS WHO DOESN'T HAVE A DAD?

SHE IS A WORLD-CLASS SHART

SHOOTER.

IF YOU THOUGHT COMING HOME

COVERED IN GLITTER WAS A

PROBLEM.

THANKS FOR HOSING ME DOWN WITH

ASS WATER.

HAVE SOME SINGLES.

THOSE GUYS DO NOT SEEM TO MIND

NEARLY AS MUCH AS THEY SHOULD.

I GOT SOME ON ME.

NAH, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND KEEP

THE FUNNEL.

IN MATTER OF FACT, BURN IT.

IT'S THE STRIPPER SOAKER 6000.

THAT'S ONE HIGH- CAPACITY ANUS.

[LAUGHING].

>>

I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL

IS, THAT'S HOW I WATER MY LAWN.

[LAUGHING].

>>

THE BEST PART IS, THAT ALSO

FERTILIZES IT.

DON'T WORRY AMERICA, IF WE EVER

START FIGHTING WARS BAREHANDED,

WE'LL BE FINE.

>> HOW FAR DO YOU HAVE TO HIT

THEM, THOUGH?

>> * *

>> OH.

>> [LAUGHING].

GREAT, YOU PARALYZED SARGE.

HE WENT DOWN FASTER THAN JOHN

TRAVOLTA IN A WEST HOLLYWOOD

BATHHOUSE.

ALLEGEDLY!

THAT'S WHY TERRORISTS WEAR

SCARVES.

THAT JOKE'S CLEVER AND RACIST.

NICE FINISHING MOVE.

NOW GET OUT OF THE SUPPLY CLOSET

AND FIND OSAMA.

SPEAKING OF VIOLENCE, THE NRA

THROWS ONE HELL OF A PICNIC.

>> SNOW STORM

-- * *

[GUNFIRE].

>> * *

>> [GUNFIRE].

THIS IS SARAH PALIN'S ALASKA.

WHAT'S MORE ANNOYING, THE

TERRIBLE MUSIC OR BULLET SHELLS

IN MY FRUIT SALAD?

THAT IS A TOTAL SAUSAGE FEST.

YOU SEE, LIBERALS?

THAT'S FREEDOM.

JOHN CONNER SPOKE OF A DAY WHEN

THE MACHINES WOULD FIGHT BACK.

>> OH!

>>

THE LEG-DESTROYING MACHINE WORKS

PERFECTLY.

MAYBE IT'S BETTER FOR AMERICA TO

OUTSOURCE OUR FACTORY JOBS.

OKAY, PLEASE TURN IT OFF.

I'M DONE WITH THIS MACHINE.

[LAUGHING].

>> WHAT IS NEXT?

>> * *

>> OH!

>> [LAUGHING].

>>

I THINK THIS IS THAT MOVIE THE

ROAD WHERE EVERYTHING IS GREY

AND EVERYONE IS DEAD AND NO ONE

WENT TO SEE IT.

LET'S SEE IF THAT GUY SURVIVED

BURNING MAN IN THIS WEEK'S

BREAKDOWN.

* *

>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].

EVERY VIDEO FROM RUSSIA IS

DEPRESSING.

IT'S LIKE THEY HAVE THEIR

CAMERAS SET TO SAD.

THIS COMRADE FEELS A BIT CHILLY.

GOOD THING THERE'S A BURNING CAR

ON EVERY BLOCK IN THE UKRAINE.

MY GOODNESS.

THAT'S HOW MICHAEL JACKSON DIED

THE FIRST TIME.

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED GASOLINE

WOULD BE SO FLAMMABLE?

JUST STAY CALM.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU

FART PURE VODKA.

HIS SEX IS ON FIRE!

I GUESS WE KNOW WHO THE LIAR,

LIAR IS-- HE DON'T NEED NO

WATER, LET THOSE MOTHER-DOCKERS

BURN.

>>

BURN MOTHER-DOCKERS.

BURN.

>>

YOU KNOW HOW I CAN TELL THIS

ISN'T A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE?

BECAUSE THERE'S NO HOT WOMEN AND

IT HAS A PLOT.

STOP, DROP AND ROLL IS NOT AN

OPTION WHEN EVERY INCH OF YOUR

COUNTRY IS COVERED IN BROKEN

GLASS, SO HE GOES WITH JOG,

BURN, AND BLISTER.

>> [LAUGHING].

>>

NICE ASSLESS CHAPS.

NOW HE'LL HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE

FOR 8 WEEKS TO GET A NEW PAIR OF

PANTS.

I'M JUST GLAD THAT COUNTRY

DOESN'T HAVE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS,

AND FOR THAT WE THANK YOU.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE

EVOLUTION OF DANCE GUY, BUT

FIRST:

IT'S OUR SECURITY GUARD

EVERETT'S BLACK CLIP OF THE

WEEK.

>> HEY.

>> [SCREAMING].

>> [SINGING].

I BET IT AIN'T ME.

[SCREAMING].

>> THE EVOLUTION OF DANCE.

* *

>> * YOU'RE NOTHING *

* BUT A HOUND DOG *

* *

>> * *

>> [CHEERING].

>> * *

>> [CHEERING].

THAT'S JUDSON LAIPPLY, AND BY

DOING EVERY TERRIBLE DANCE OUR

CULTURE HAS CREATED IN 5

MINUTES, HE HAS ONE OF THE MOST

POPULAR VIDEOS OF ALL TIME.

AND HE DID IT WITH HIS T-SHIRT

TUCKED INTO HIS JEANS.

160 MILLION VIEWS, WHICH IS

CRAZY, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN

ABLE TO SIT THROUGH IT ONCE.

JUST THINK OF HOW MUCH BETTER

THAT WOULD'VE BEEN HAD HE NOT

BEEN SO CAUCASIAN.

THERE ARE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE

ENTIRE WORLD WHO SHOULD BE

ALLOWED TO DANCE.

SHAKIRA AND BLACK PEOPLE.

THE GREATEST DANCERS OF ALL TIME

ARE.

KID PLAY.

WHEN THEY HOOK THEIR LEGS

TOGETHER AND HOP AROUND, IT

TAKES MY BREATH AWAY EVERY

SINGLE TIME.

ASIANS, WE GET IT, YOU CAN DO

THE ROBOT.

WONDER WHERE YOU PICKED THAT UP

FROM?

CAUSE THEY MAKE ROBOTS.

ALL DAY.

WOMEN ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT A

DANCER'S BODY, BUT EVERY

PROFESSIONAL DANCER IS BUILT

LIKE A 7 YEAR OLD BOY, SO I

THINK I'LL TAKE A GIRL WITH A

PLAYMATE'S BODY AND CALL IT A

DAY.

AND YES, YOU CAN TELL HOW GOOD A

GUY IS IN BED BY THE WAY HE

DANCES.

IF A GUY IS EXCELLENT AT

DANCING, HE'S PROBABLY ALSO

REALLY GREAT AT HAVING SEX WITH

MEN.

HAVING ANAL SEX.

IF BLACK SWAN TAUGHT ME

ANYTHING, IT'S THAT BALLET IS

ONLY TOLERABLE WHEN YOU PEPPER

IN SOME FACE STABBING AND

GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION.

THAT MOVIE GAVE ME A LESBO-NER.

DANCE LIKE NOBODY IS WATCHING.

AH, NO, YOU SHOULD DANCE LIKE

EVERYONE IS WATCHING SO YOU

DON'T LOOK LIKE A FOOL.

IT'S THE QUICKEST WAY TO

EMBARRASS YOURSELF IN PUBLIC

OUTSIDE OF DATING.

JENNIFER ANISTON.

AH, SHE'S A LITTLE DEPRESSING.

COME ON.

JUDSON'S VIDEO IS 5 YEARS OLD.

IT'S TIME TO PUT HIS TITLE ON

THE LINE.

THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT HIM OUT TO

HOLLYWOOD TO FIND OUT IF HE'S

STILL THE INTERNET DANCING KING

IN THIS WEEK'S WEB DANCE OFF.

>> [APPLAUDING].

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> IT WILL BE A GOOD DAY.

VERY SELDOM AM I NOT THE GAYEST

DRESSED ONE.

YOU ARE GIVING ME A STRODGE RUN.

>> IT'S MY FLASH DANCE.

>> WHEN THAT VIDEO PUT ON LINE?

>> 2006.

>> HOW QUICKLY DID IT BECOME A

MONSTER

A. 5 WEEKS.

>> HOW MANY VIEWS?

>> 158 MILLION.

>> HOW MANY MILLION DOLLARS DOES

THAT TRANSLATE INTO IT?

>> ZERO.

>> HOW COME?

>> ALL OF THE SONICS ARE

COPYRIGHTED.

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

>> I AM A PROFESSIONAL SPEAKER.

DO YOU EVER NOT DO THE DANCE

PORTION?

>> NOT ANYMORE.

>> DOES THAT SCARE YOU?

>> I KNOW IT WILL BE LIMITED.

WONE BE 40 YEARS OLD AND STILL

DOING THE EVOLUTION OF DANCE.

>> I BEG TO DIFFER.

>> [LAUGHING].

WHAT AND YOUR FAVORITE DANCE

MOVE?

>> THE BRADY PUNCH OR THE APACHE

JUMP ON IT.

>> HOW MANY SONICS DO YOU HAVE A

YEAR?

>> 2 OR 3.

>> HAVE YOU HAD THAT ONE YET?

>> I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.

>> YOU WEAR BAGGY CLOTHES AND

SHOW YOUR JUNK.

HAS ANYBODY EVER CHALLENGED YOU

TO A DANCE OFF?

>> NO.

>> WELL, THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY,

YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO BE ON

DANCING WITH THE INTERNET STARS.

I AM NOT SURE I AM READY.

>> LYOU HAVE 30 MINUTES TO

PRACTICE.

>> WELCOME BACK TO.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

THE BRAZILIAN DRY COMPANY.

WELCOME OUR SAME SEX COUPLE.

>> [APPLAUDING].

>> * *

>> [LAUGHING].

>> * *

>> [APPLAUDING].

>> WOW!

>> THAT WAS SOMETHING.

COME ON OVER HERE YOU DUDES.

GET YOUR BREATH.

NOW TO GO TO OUR JUDGES.

BECAUSE THIS IS DANCING WITH THE

INTERNET STARS, OUR JUDGES ARE

JUST ORINARY JERKS WITH WEB

CAMS.

>> FIRST, 9.

>> 9 POINTS.

HUH?

JUDGE NUMBER 2.

SMASH MASTER.

>> YOUR WIFE IS HOT.

8.

>> YES, SHE IS.

>> ANDLY.

>> I THOUGHT THEY HAD GO FORM.

IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH ON THE LIFT.

PRETTY STRONG ROUTINE.

>> A STRONG ROUTINE FOR A BUNCH

OF [BLEEP] GUYS.

A 9.

>> SO YOUR COMBINED TOTAL IS 26

WHICH MEANS BY A MARGIN OF 1

POINT, TONIGHT'S WINNER IS THAT

GUY IN LEOTARDS.

>> NO, WHAT?

FROM ALL OF US WITH DANCING WITH

THE INTERNET STARS, I AM TOM,

GOOD NIGHT.

>> HE TRIED TO BING ME.

>> [LAUGHING].

>> WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

FIRST THE PRANK OF THE WEEK.

>> THIS IS ONE OF MY WIFE'S.

CHECK IT OUT.

>> [LAUGHING].

>> OH.

>> OH!

>> BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MONTHLY

UNLIMITED PLAN NOW WITH

>> WHAT THE [BLEEP].

FLESH-LIKE.

[BLEEP].

YOU HAVE $60 YOU CAN GET

YOURSELF THE BEST SEX TOY A MAN

WITH EVER OWN FOR HIMSELF.

"PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL

TREATMENT OF ANIMALS" TROLLS --

ESPECIALLY TROLLS SAY [BLEEP].

I WILL BE OPEN AND HONEST AND I

DON'T HAVE A [BLEEP] ABOUT HOW

TMI IT IS.

OKAY?

I HAD THE BITCHH.

HE WAS OVER THERE BY THE WINDOW

AND RAILING HER LIKE THERE IS NO

TOMORROW.

ALL RIGHT?

AND I [BLEEP] IN MY CONDOM AND

IT FELT WELFARE.

IT WAS -- FELT WONDERFUL.

THE BITCH TURNED PSYCHOSEPTEMBER

OF 2000.

EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHERE THEY

WERE SEPTEMBER OF 2000.

NEVER FORGET.

THIS VIDEO WAS MADE A FEW YEARS

AGO, SO I WANTED TO CHECK IN AND

SEE HOW HIS LOVE LIFE IS DOING.

LIVE, VIA SKYPE, PLEASE WELCOME

SCOTT.

>> [APPLAUDING].

>> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, DANIEL?

NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT PSYCHO

BITCH YOU BANGED BACK IN 2000?

>> AH, GOOD QUESTION.

VERY GOOD QUESTION, MATTER OF

FACT.

WHAT HAPPENED IS, AFTER OUR

RELATIONSHIP ENDED, SHE BECAME

LESBIAN.

>> [LAUGHING].

>> YOU POISONED HER ON MEN.

CONGRATS.

[LAUGHING].

>> ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE THAT BED

WHERE YOU RAIL THAT [BLEEP] 7

YEARS AGO.

IT'S A DIFFERENT BED.

>> OH, YOU UPGRADED.

WHAT'D YOU GO, TEMPUR-PEDIC?

>> YES, ACTUALLY.

YES.

>> DID YOU GO WITH A QUEEN OR

KING?

>> TWIN.

>> MINIMALIST.

I LIKE IT.

DO YOU STILL USE YOUR

FLESHLIGHT?

>> ABSOLUTELY, I THINK EVERY MAN

SHOULD OWN ONE.

>> WHAT ABOUT A MAN WHO ARE NOT

INTO VAGINAL INTERCOURSE?

>> THEY HAVE ANAL AND ORAL

INSERTS FOR THOSE, AS WELL.

IT SIMULATES IF YOU WERE HAVING

ANAL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

>> EWW.

>> ALRIGHT.

BESIDES THAT FLESHLIGHT, WHAT

OTHER HOBBIES DO YOU HAVE?

>> LET'S SEE.

THERE'S RETRO GAMING, BIKING,

SWIMMING.

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

YOU'RE A SWIMMER?

>> I LOVE TO SWIM, YES.

THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

TO DO IN TERMS OF EXERCISE.

IT WORKS EVERY MUSCLE IN YOUR

BODY.

>> EXCEPT OUR NECK.

[LAUGHING].

>> ANYWAY, HOW HAS YOUR LOVE

LIFE BEEN SINCE MAKING THAT

VIDEO?

ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW?

>> A VERY DEVOTED ONE, AND I 'M

GETTING MARRIED NEXT MONTH.

ON MARCH 25TH.

>> NICE!

I MEAN, WHAT?

CAN WE MEET HER?

>> YOU SURE CAN.

HER NAME IS MICHELLE.

>> ALRIGHT, PLEASE WELCOME

SCOTT'S FIANCE, MICHELLE.

>> [APPLAUDING].

>> HI, HOW ARE YOU?

>> AND BY FIANCE, YOU MEAN

SISTER.

[LAUGHING].

>> DID YOU NOT SEE THE VIDEO HE

POST ONLINE?

>> I THINK ORIGINALLY IT REALLY

DISTURBED ME, THE THREATS OF

VIOLENCE, THE SHUT UP, AND THAT

SORT OF THING.

BUT AFTER I GOT TO KNOW HIM IN

PERSON, THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN SCOTT OFFLINE AND SCOTT

ONLINE.

>> IS HE A GENEROUS LOVER?

>> HE'S A GENEROUS EVERYTHING.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

OKAY, I ASSUME HE MADE YOU SIGN

A PRE-NUP?

>> NO.

>> OH!

SO YOU MEAN HALF OF THAT TWIN

BED S GOING TO BE YOURS?

THEN IT MUST BE TRUE LOVE.

ALRIGHT YOU KIDS, HAVE A HAPPY

VALENTINE'S DAY.

IT WAS NICE TO MEET BOTH OF YOU.

>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME DANIEL.

I APPRECIATE IT.

>> NO PROBLEM.

DON'T FORGET TO GO TO OUR BLOG

AND UPLOAD A CLIP FOR A CHANCE

TO BE OUR VIEWER VIDEO.

THIS WEEK'S WINNER COMES TO US

FROM TV VAULT.

>> * *

>> UNFORCE -- FORCED TRAUMA TO

THE BACK OF THE HEAD.

>> IS THAT BLOOD OR BARBECUE

SAUCE?

>> [THUMPING].

>> * *

>> IT'S BLOOD.

[LAUGHING].

>> WHAT ABOUT THIS HERE?

DID YOU SUPPOSE THAT'S BLOOD OR

IS IT BARBECUE SAUCE?

>> * *

>> THAT IS ALSO BLOOD.

>> LATER THAT NIGHT, THEY HAD A

CASE INVOLVING HELLMAN'S OR

SEMEN.

THAT IS ALSO SEMEN.

>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE

DRAWN TOGETHER.

>>[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].

>> * *

WELCOME BACK.

STILL A LITTLE SORE, BECAUSE

LAST WEEK I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

A GOOD IDEA TO ROLL A BOWLING

BALL INTO MY CROTCH.

[LAUGHING].

>> WHOA!

>> EVEN PEOPLE THAT WORK ON THIS

SHOW THOUGHT THE BIT WAS FAKE.

REALLY?

YOU THINK IT'S FAKE?

WELL THEN MAYBE, YOU CAN EXPLAIN

THIS.

OH!

>> [LAUGHING].

>> YEAH.

YEAH, I PROBABLY SHOULD GET THAT

CHECKED OUT.

[LAUGHING].

>> TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHEN THE

CRYING WRESTLING FAN GETS A WEB

REDEMPTION.

>> I WANT TO THANK EACH AND EVER

ONE OF YOU FOR ALL YOU HAVE DONE

TO YOUR BODIES.

[CRYING].

>> DAMN IT.

>> [LAUGHING].

>> A

DOES ANYONE IN THE SOUTH GET

THAT WRESTLING IS FAKE?

YOU [BLEEP] RACISTS.

MAKE SURE YOU TUNE IN TO SEE MY

NEW STAND-UP SPECIAL HAPPY

THOUGHTS, PREMIERING ON THE CC

MARCH 6TH.

BE SURE YOU FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER

SO WE CAN LIVE CHAT DURING THE

SHOWS.

AND KEEP UP WITH OUR DAILY BLOG

OVER AT TOSH.COMEDYCENTRAL.COM.

USUAL, THE MOST INTERESTING

THING WAS COMMERCIALS.

I'M JUST GLAD THIS CAMPAIGN'S

FINALLY OVER.

>> MEET THE NEVER MISS THE SUPER

BOWL CLUB THACH HAVE BEEN TO THE

LAST GAME FOR EVERY 44 YEARS.

>> AWE.

THAT'S SO TOUCHING THAT FOUR

RICH WHITE GUYS GET TO GO TO THE

SUPER BOWL FOR FORTY FOUR YEARS.

MY FAVORITE COMMERCIAL DIDN'T

EVEN AIR.

IT'S THE ONE I MADE FOR THE

DISCOVER CARD.

>> MEET THE NEVER MISS WNBA

EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS.

ME AND MY 3 BEST FRIENDS HAVE

BEEN TO EVERY WNBA CONFERENCE

FINALS SINCE THE LEAGUE WAS

STARTED.

WE HAD AND ONE DAY WE WERE

ALLOWED AT DISNEY WORLD.

IT'S WORTH IT.

WE REFUSE TO MISS EVEN ONE NBA

EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS.

I LOVE THE STADIUM AT TIP OFF.

THEY ASKED MARGE TO SUBIN.

15 IS MY MAGIC NUMBER.

I WANT TO SEE 15 WNBA EASTERN

CONFERENCE FINALS OR AS MANY AS

I CAN UNTIL THE LEAGUE FOLDS.

THANKS DISCOVER CARD.

>> USE YOUR DISCOVER CARD AND

WIN A TRIP TO MARTINA MARTINA

NAVRATILOVA TOWN.

I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH THOSE

GUYS.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE WHO

WILL GET THE FINAL ROSE.

GOODNIGHT.

>> * *

>> * *

>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].

>> WHAT IS THE FOCUS OF IT.

IT'S ALL ABOUT CHANGE.

DON'T SIT OUT THERE AND DREAM.

THIS MY LIFE COULD HAPPEN.

FOR YOU BECAUSE IT CAN'T.

I HAVE A GIFT FROM GOD.

AND I AM EXTREMELY LUCKY ON TOP

OF IT.

THERE IS A COMBINATION OF FROM

GOD.

>> YEAH.