Original subtitles

- [bleep]!

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

- HE ACTUALLY GOES IN THE RECYCLING.

WELCOME TO TOSH.0, YOUR SPORTS DOME LEAD-IN.

TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, WE SCRAPE THIS GUY OFF THE STREET

FOR A WEB REDEMPTION,

I TAKE THE GAY PORN VIAGRA BONER CHALLENGE,

AND I LET YOU KNOW HOW I REALLY FEEL

ABOUT A CERTAIN LATE NIGHT HOST.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE OUT THE WHITE TRASH AGAIN.

- [bleep]!

[audience ohs]

YOU LOST YOUR HAT.

[laughter]

THE GARBAGE MEN WON'T PICK IT UP

UNLESS IT'S IN THE BIN.

AT LEAST IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.

THEN AGAIN, MY NEIGHBORHOOD LOOKS A LOT BETTER

THAN THAT NEIGHBORHOOD.

[laughter]

EVERY DAY IS TRASH DAY WHEN YOU LIVE IN WEST VIRGINIA.

- [bleep]! YOU ALL RIGHT?

- "YEAH. NO, I'M FINE.

"I ACTUALLY SAW A CHIROPRACTOR,

"AND HE SAID THIS IS REALLY GOOD FOR ME.

THEN AGAIN, THEY'RE NOT REAL DOCTORS."

[laughter]

NOW HERE'S WHY YOU ALWAYS WANT TO CALL "SHOTGUN" EARLY.

[laughter]

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF THAT ROTTEN OLD PERSON SMELL.

IT'S NICE TO SEE THE LIGHTER SIDE OF SENIOR ABUSE.

IT'S A GREAT PARADE.

MY FAVORITE FLOAT WAS THE NAPPING PEE-PAH.

HE DIDN'T THROW ANY CANDY.

HE JUST YELLED RACIAL SLURS AT EVERYBODY.

[laughter]

HEY, EASY BUDDY.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU,

YOU HAVE A GRANDPA ON YOUR ROOF.

YOU LEFT A GRANDPA ON YOUR ROOF!

SEEING THAT MADE ME WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY GRANDPA.

[laughter]

MY GRANDPA'S DEAD.

[laughter]

HERE'S A GREAT WAY TO START YOUR MORNING.

LARRY KING IS REALLY GOING TO TOWN ON THAT JUICE BOX.

[laughter]

HOW'D HE GET THE STRAW IN?

HE BETTER NOT LIZARD LIP IT.

[laughter]

THAT LIZARD IS GOING TO LOSE HIS MIND

WHEN HE FINDS OUT ABOUT CAPRI SUN.

HE MUST BE PARCHED FROM SELLING ALL THAT INSURANCE!

[laughter]

HEY, LIZARD, HOW COME EVERY TIME I COME IN THE KITCHEN,

YOU'RE IN THE KITCHEN?

IN THE GODDAMN REFRIGERATOR, EATIN' ALL THE COLLARD GREENS

AND THE ORANGE DRINK?

[laughter]

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR UNANSWERED QUESTIONS.

[laughter]

[laughter]

WHY IS EVERYONE FLIPPING US OFF TODAY?

WHY DON'T GUYS LIKE THIS EVER WEAR SHIRTS?

DID HE ESCAPE A FIRE OR DID HE JUST SCORE A TOUCHDOWN?

WHY AREN'T THE FIREFIGHTERS FIGHTING THAT FIRE?

HOW SOON CAN WE NARROW THE LIST OF ARSON SUSPECTS

DOWN TO JUST THAT GUY?

[laughter]

I WONDER WHAT HIS DEDUCTABLE IS?

WHAT IS HE USING ON HIS HAIR?

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.

AFTER LAUGHING AT THAT GUY, YOU ALL NEED TO GO TO CHURCH.

[music playing]

*

[laughter]

THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD IS HUGGING HER LIKE A DIAPER.

LET'S PUT 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK

AND SEE HOW MANY FUNNY COMMENTS WE CAN POST.

HALLELUJAH!

THEY BETTER PUT THE BLOOD OF CHRIST IN A SIPPEE CUP.

[laughter]

HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET WHEN SHE TURNS 18,

SHE'LL BE DANCING AT SPEARMINT RHINO?

[laughter]

LOOK AT ALL THOSE EMPTY SEATS.

ARE THEY AT WORSHIP OR A SCREENING OF THE GREEN HORNET?

[laughter]

EVER SINCE SHE SAW THE VIRGIN MARY IN HER APPLESAUCE,

SHE'S BEEN SUPER RELIGIOUS.

[laughter]

LOOKS LIKE HIRING THE WIGGLES AS THE PRAISE BAND

IS REALLY PAYING OFF.

[laughter]

GUESS WHAT, SHE'D DO THE SAME THING

IF HE SANG FROM THE KORAN.

[audience ohs]

I WONDER WHO WAS DELIVERING THAT SERMON.

- [babbling]

[cheers and applause]

- DON'T GET HIM STARTED ON THE JEWS.

[laughter]

- [babbling]

- HOW YOUNG IS THE KID HE'S GOING TO MOLEST?

[laughter]

HEY. A SPERM? ALL RIGHT.

WHEN HAS POKING ANYTHING WITH A STICK EVER WORKED OUT?

- OOPS.

[audience ohs]

[laughter]

- THE GUY IN THE WINDOW DOESN'T SEEM AS DELIGHTED

BY HIS HOUSE BEING DESTROYED.

OR YOU WAIT FOR IT TO MELT.

NOW GET DOWN HERE AND SHOVEL YOUR DRIVEWAY.

DEX DIED THE SAME WAY IN ASPEN EXTREME

BEFORE THE BIG FIGURE EIGHT COMPETITION.

NOBODY WATCHED THAT? NAH.

WHAT'S NEXT?

[music playing]

*

[laughter]

I BELIEVE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAGE DIVE

FROM THE FRONT OF THE STAGE.

CUM NAH, LET'S GET IRIE AND FIND OUT

WHAT'S GWAN ON WIT DA BOMBACLOT IN DIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[cheers and applause]

A JAMAICAN DANCEHALL CONTEST IN BALTIMORE

IS OFFICIALLY THE BLACKEST PLACE ON EARTH.

THE ONLY CAUCASIANS WHO LIVE HERE

ARE THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS OF THE WIRE.

IS THAT A ZODIAC PRODUCTION? EW.

WELL, THEN I ASSUME WE'LL BE TREATED

TO A GRACEFUL CELEBRATION OF HUMAN MOVEMENT.

OR MAYBE TAMIKA IS JUST GONNA SHAKE HER ASS.

THAT'S CALLED THE DUTTY WINE.

I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S A DANCE

OR IF SHE'S HAVING A VIOLENT SEIZURE.

OH, WHIP THAT MULLET, GIRL!

SHE IS REALLY TWERKIN' IT UP THERE.

THIS IS THE REASON WHITE PEOPLE

ARE AFRAID TO LEAVE THE SANDALS RESORT IN JAMAICA.

TAMIKA DECIDES TO DEBUT HER NEW MOVE, THE PISSING DOG.

[laughter]

PUT DOWN A PUPPY PAD BEFORE SHE MAKES A MESS.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR THE FINALE.

*

[audience ohs]

NO WOMAN, NO CRY.

I THINK SHE MAY HAVE HAD ONE TOO MANY RED STRIPES.

HOORAY!

THANK ZION FOR THE GUY IN THE HIDEOUS SHIRT.

OTHERWISE, SHE WOULD HAVE HAD TO CUT HER ARM OFF

LIKE THAT GUY IN 127 HOURS.

[laughter]

*

DIDN'T SLOW HER DOWN A BIT!

BLACK REALLY DOESN'T CRACK.

WHAT A BUFFALO SOLDIER.

IF I LEARNED ANYTHING FROM COOL RUNNINGS,

IT'S THAT JAMAICANS HAVE NO QUIT IN THEM,

AND FOR THAT, WE THANK YOU, MON.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HIS WEB REDEMPTION,

BUT FIRST, LOCK THIS GUY UP IMMEDIATELY!

- SELENA GOMEZ, TOTALLY IN CONTROL OF ME?

YES. LET ME TELL YOU WHY.

FIRST, I AM HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH HER, OKAY?

SECOND, SHE CAME ALONG IN MY LIFE

RIGHT WHEN I NEEDED HER MOST.

THIRD, SHE'S A VERY LOVING AND CARING WOMAN.

FOURTH, SHE GUIDES ME AND HAS NEVER TOLD ME WRONG YET.

GET IT? IT'S LIKE SHE CAN READ MY MIND OR SOMETHING.

[laughter]

[applause]

- [laughs]

[horn honks]

[audience ohs]

- WALK IT OFF.

[laughter]

HE REALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

THAT'S KEN GREEN

AND BIG WORM JUST KNOCKED HIM THE [bleep] OUT.

[laughter and applause]

HE LEARNED WHAT MARIAH CAREY ALREADY KNEW--

ICE CREAM TRUCKS WILL WRECK YOUR BODY.

[laughter]

IS NICK CANNON UNDER THERE?

[laughter]

PEDESTRIANS ARE LIKE WOMEN.

THEY'RE GIVEN WAY TOO MANY RIGHTS IN THIS COUNTRY.

TAKING YOUR FIRST STEP AS A CHILD IS A MILESTONE.

THEN YOU REALIZE WALKING SUCKS

AND YOU SPEND THE NEXT 70 YEARS LOOKING FOR RIDES.

THERE'S WAY TOO MUCH TRAFFIC TOO.

MY PROPOSAL IS THAT PEOPLE WHO DRIVE CARS

WORTH MORE THAN $75,000 SHOULD GET THEIR OWN LANE.

RICH PEOPLE AREN'T BETTER DRIVERS,

BUT AT LEAST WE ALL HAVE INSURANCE.

AND JAYWALKING SOUNDS LIKE A STUPID MADE-UP CRIME,

SO I TREAT IT LIKE ONE.

IF YOU THINK I'M WALKING AN EXTRA BLOCK

TO CROSS THE STREET, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

IT'S HOT OUTSIDE AND I'M ON TV. HA HA HA. BARELY.

I'M A VERY CHARITABLE PERSON, BUT DON'T EVEN DREAM

OF ASKING ME TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR TERMINAL DISEASE 5K.

NO AMOUNT OF WALKING WILL CURE ANYTHING,

SO I'LL STAY ON THE COUCH AND WRITE YOU A CHECK.

I WON'T, REALLY.

[laughter]

WALKING IS JUST SOMETHING OLD PEOPLE DO

TO PASS THE TIME BETWEEN RETIREMENT AND DEATH.

AND DON'T TRY TO SELL ME ON POWER WALKING.

I PREFER WORKOUTS THAT DON'T MAKE ME LOOK

LIKE I'M TRYING TO RUSH HOME BEFORE I [bleep] IN MY PANTS.

[laughter]

KEN HAD SOMEWHERE TO BE THAT DAY,

BUT THANKS TO THE GOOD HUMOR MAN,

HE PROBABLY DIDN'T MAKE IT ON TIME.

SO I INVITED HIM OUT TO L.A. TO ANSWER THE AGE-OLD QUESTION,

"WHY DID THE BLACK GUY CROSS THE ROAD?"

IN THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

[cheers and applause]

- LOOK AT THIS [bleep] HERE.

[whistle tweets]

ALL RIGHT.

NO WORRY, YOU GOTTA KEEP IT SAFE.

- HOW ARE YOU DOING? - GOTTA KEEP YOU SAFE.

THIS IS ONLY PART-TIME. OUT OF MY WAY, KIDS. UGH!

[brakes screeching]

OOH! - AAH!

- MY FIRST QUESTION IS, HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

- I SURVIVED, MAN. I'M A STRONG MAN. [laughs]

- SERIOUSLY, HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?

- IT'S 'CAUSE I'M OVERWEIGHT.

- IS IT? - MM-HMM.

- FINALLY, THAT PAYS OFF. - IT FINALLY PAID OFF.

- WHAT WERE YOU DOING? - I WAS DANCING.

- IS THERE ANY PLACE BLACK PEOPLE WILL NOT DANCE?

- NOW, PROBABLY THE STREET.

- WHY WERE YOU DANCING IN THE STREET?

- I WAS DOING THE DANCE FOR MY SONG

AND WANTED TO MAKE IT EXCITING AND DO IT IN THE STREET.

- OH, YOU'RE A RAPPER? - YES.

- OKAY. WHAT WAS THE SONG YOU WERE SINGING?

- I'M GIPPER.

- AND WHAT DOES "I'M GIPPER" MEAN?

- IT'S A HYBRID OF CRUNK.

- HOW'D YOU COME UP WITH THE SONG?

- I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THE BEAT IN THE STUDIO,

AND IT HAD A LOT OF ENERGY IN IT,

AND I TOOK THE WORD "CHIPPER" AND PUT A "G" IN FRONT OF IT.

- I FEEL IN RAP, A LOT OF TIMES,

RAPPERS TAKE SHORTCUTS BY MAKING UP WORDS JUST TO RHYME.

IS THAT FAIR? - YES, THAT'S FAIR.

IT'S POETRY.

- DID YOU NOT HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC PLAYING?

- I DIDN'T HEAR IT. HE WASN'T PLAYING HIS MUSIC.

- DID HE HONK HIS HORN OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

- TWO SECONDS BEFORE HE HIT ME.

- TECHNICALLY, WASN'T IT YOUR FAULT?

- NO, IT WAS HIS FAULT.

HE'S DRIVING AN ICE CREAM TRUCK.

HE'S SUPPOSED TO DRIVE FIVE MILES AN HOUR ANYWAY.

- THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD POINT.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET A LOT OF BUSINESS

SPEEDING THROUGH A NEIGHBORHOOD.

- HOW ARE THE KIDS GONNA CATCH YOU?

- YES, EXACTLY.

DID HE IMMEDIATELY JUMP OUT?

- YEAH, HE PULLED OVER AND STOPPED.

- WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING HE SAID TO YOU?

- "I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU."

- DID YOU SAY, "THAT'S ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING'S GIPPER"?

- I JUST HEARD HIM. ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T SEE HIM THERE.

- DID YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL? - YES.

- AND WHAT HAPPENED?

- BRUISED LUNGS, BROKEN WRIST, BROKE LEG BONE.

- DID YOU SUE ANYBODY AFTER THIS?

- THE GUY THAT HIT ME. - GOOD FOR YOU.

NOBODY SUES ANYMORE.

- YOU HAVE TO SUE.

- WHO WAS FILMING?

- UH, ONE OF THE GUYS I WAS WORKING WITH.

- DID YOU SUE HIM FOR NOT GIVING YOU A HEADS UP?

- NOT YET.

- THAT'S THE FIRST PERSON I WOULD HAVE SUED.

HEY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TELL ME

WHEN A FREIGHT TRUCK IS PILING ON ME.

50 CENT WAS SHOT NINE TIMES.

DO YOU THINK GETTING HIT BY AN ICE CREAM TRUCK

GIVES YOU MORE STREET CRED?

- OH, YEAH. IT'S A TRUCK.

- IT IS A TRUCK.

- BUT IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK THAT MAKES IT...

IT KIND OF BRINGS THE CREDIT DOWN JUST A BIT.

- IT DOES.

THE IRONY IS, HAD YOU NOT BEEN HIT,

NO ONE WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT VIDEO.

- RIGHT.

- SO I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR

THAT WE HELP YOU FINISH THE MUSIC VIDEO

SO THE WORLD CAN SEE IT.

- AND THE WORLD CAN GO GIPPER.

- THE WORLD WILL GO GIPPER.

- [laughs] - AFTER THEY SEE THIS.

- IN...

AND NOW, THE WORLD PREMIERE OF I'M GIPPER.

[ice cream truck music]

*

[rap music]

- * BANG, BANG

*

* DIAMONDS IN MY EAR

* PRADAS ON MY ZIPPER

* GUCCI BE THE SLIPPERS

* DAMN, I'M FEELING GIPPER

* I'M GIPPER, I'M GIPPER

* I'M GIPPER, I'M GIPPER *

* I'M GIPPER, I'M GIPPER

- * DAMN, THAT BOY'S GIPPER *

- * LBG IS GIPPER

* GOT PRADA ON MY ZIPPER

* GOTTA SHOW THE PRICE

* SO I'M LEAVING ON MY STICKER *

* SAY YOU MAKE IT RAIN

* YOU GOT TEN DOLLARS IN ONES *

* NOW I'LL MAKE IT RAIN A HURRICANE KATRINA *

* HEY, I'M BLASTING LIKE A NINA *

* I MIGHT MAKE IT RAIN MASTERCARDS OR VISAS *

* SO GO AND FIRE US UP LIKE PIZZA HUT MIA *

* I AIN'T GOT SWAG

* I'M 100% GIPPER

* DIAMONDS IN MY EAR

* PRADAS ON MY ZIPPER

* GUCCI BE THE SLIPPERS

* DAMN, I'M FEELING GIPPER

* I'M GIPPER, I'M GIPPER

* I'M GIPPER, I'M GIPPER *

* I'M GIPPER, I'M GIPPER

- * DAMN, THAT BOY'S GIPPER *

[crash]

[laughter]

[ice cream truck music playing off-key]

*

[cheers and applause]

- I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I'M GIPPER

IS THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN THE WORLD

AND HE GETS AN OFFER TO PERFORM AT THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW.

LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, BUT FIRST, IT'S THE PRANK OF THE WEEK.

- AAH!

- I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING.

- [whining]

- OH, I GOT YOU.

- BROUGHT TO YOU BY DEAD SPACE 2.

IT'S EVERYTHING YOU LOVE IN A GAME

AND YOUR MOM'S GONNA HATE IT.

[applause]

- THERE IS ALL THIS GOSSIP GOING ON

ABOUT ME AND SELENA GOMEZ,

AND I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME.

[laughs]

IT'S SO FUNNY.

I MEAN, IT'S HARMLESS.

I KEEP TELLING SELENA NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

- ALL RIGHT. SERIOUSLY, LOCK THAT GUY UP.

THAT IS THE SMALLEST MICROPHONE IN THE WORLD

OR HE'S HUGE.

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN QUESTIONING MY SEXUALITY SINCE BIRTH,

PROBABLY BECAUSE I WAS BORN WITH BOTH MALE AND FEMALE GENITALIA.

THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

BUT THAT'S WHY I MADE MY STAFF

TAKE THE GAY PORN VIAGRA BONER CHALLENGE.

HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT? "OF COURSE."

THAT'S WHERE YOU TAKE VIAGRA,

PUT ON SOME EXPLICIT MAN-ON-MAN PORNOGRAPHY,

AND THEN THE FIRST PERSON TO POP A RAGING HARD-ON

IS THE QUEEREST.

EVERYBODY READY?

TAKE YOUR VIAGRA.

ALL RIGHT, START THE GAY PORN.

- OH, YEAH.

WOW.

all: OH!

- ANYBODY FEELING ANYTHING?

- I'M SWEATING A LOT.

- WEINIE CHECKS.

- DOES ANYONE FEEL ANYTHING?

- OH, NO. I FEEL NOTHING.

- WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS?

[upbeat music]

*

- YOU FEEL ANYTHING? - NO.

- NOT ONE PERSON'S GETTING AROUSED.

OH, MAN, AM I IMMUNE TO VIAGRA?

OH!

- I DID NOT SEE HIM GOING FIRST.

- NOT ONE OUNCE OF CHUB.

[laughter]

JUST FIVE DUDES, SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER

IN THEIR SWEATPANTS,

WATCHING OVER TWO HOURS OF HARDCORE GAY PORN.

WHO'S GAY NOW?

DON'T FORGET TO GO TO OUR BLOG AND UPLOAD A CLIP

FOR A CHANCE TO BE OUR VIEWER VIDEO.

THIS WEEK'S WINNER COMES TO US FROM GERRY ALANGUILAN.

[dog barking in background]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

WITH MORE DR. KATZ, PROFESSIONAL THERAPIST.

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

- WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

[laughter]

NEXT WEEK, THE NATIONAL ANTHEM GIRL GETS A WEB REDEMPTION.

- * WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED *

* AT THE STAR'S LA-- STAR'S... *

[cheering]

- THAT IS SO DISRESPECTFUL.

[laughter]

MAKE SURE YOU TUNE IN

TO SEE MY NEW STANDUP SPECIAL HAPPY THOUGHTS,

PREMIERING ON COMEDY CENTRAL MARCH 6TH.

BE SURE YOU FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER

SO WE CAN LIVE CHAT DURING THE SHOWS.

AND KEEP UP WITH OUR DAILY BLOG

OVER AT TOSH.COMEDYCENTRAL.COM.

AND FINALLY, SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN TAKING

A LOT OF UNNECESSARY CHEAP SHOTS AT ME LATELY.

AND IT'S OKAY WHEN IT COMES FROM MY HALF-WIT FANS,

BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING

WHEN IT COMES FROM A FELLOW TALK SHOW HOST,

ESPECIALLY ONE WHO'S NOT EVEN ON NETWORK TELEVISION.

LISTEN TO WHAT THIS HACK HAD TO SAY.

- HI, I'M WESLEY.

I WATCHED TOSH.0 LAST NIGHT,

AND WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT DANIEL TOSH?

- YOU THINK I GOT THIS SHOW BECAUSE I'M FUNNY?

- YOU SAID IT, DANNY BOY, NOT ME.

YOU [bleep] JACKWAGON.

IT'S NOT HARD TO DO THIS SHOW.

GREEN SCREEN?

CHECK.

YOUTUBE VIDEOS?

CHECK.

RANDOM VIDEOS OF ME "NAKED"?

I'M NAKED, I'M NAKED!

CHECK.

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

BUT HEY, I'M ONLY 7.

THANKS FOR WATCHING.

NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

- BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA PLAY WITH ME.

- NOT YOU. THE AUDIENCE.

- HERE. YOU CAN BE ADAM.

- LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE MOTHER[bleep].

NOTHING WOULD BRIGHTEN MY DAY MORE

THAN TO DESTROY SOME PUSSY WHO STILL PLAYS WITH DOLLS.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

HOW 'BOUT I DATE YOUR MOM

AND MAKE YOUR BEDTIME TWO HOURS EARLIER,

YOU NO TALENT PIECE OF [bleep].

KEEP IT UP WITH THE INSULTS

AND THERE WILL BE NO WES.8.

DO YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING, BITCH?

I WILL BURY YOU AND YOUR SISTER IN THE SANDBOX.

DO NOT TEST ME.

YOUR MOVE, FOUR EYES.

GOOD NIGHT.

[cheers and applause]

Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com

[country music]

*

- SEE YA, GRAMPS.