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- Here I am! - Help me down!

One more, one more!

- Let's throw two together. - Sure?

- Nothing's going to happen! - That's what you think.

- These charges can damage the keel! - Who cares?

One, two, three!

How beautiful.

- Doesn't it turn you on? - Ah, yes.

It makes me horny.

- But there are no sharks! - There will be.

Alright, light up another one.

Quick! Quick!

- Here. - I'll throw it.

Enough! You're never satisfied! You're disturbing Tony.

You're getting on my nerves, and you're annoying.

Sure, Mudy, you're right. I told her we better stop now.

Oh, Mudy, please, just one more.

- One more and that's it. - Paula, I said, it's enough.

- Don't you get it? - But Mudy, it's so much fun.

I don't care.

You do as I say. Is that clear to everyone?

Be nice, Mudy. Be nice to me...

Hi Tony! Did we bother you?

Wanna light one up? It's fun.

Here.

Take it.

Now, throw it! Tony, what are you waiting for?

Throw it! It'll explode!

- Throw it into the sea, Tony! - Tony!

Tony! Throw it into the sea!

What are you waiting for? Pick it up!

It'll go off!

Aldo! Aldo!

Aldo! Aldo! Aldo! Let's jump into the sea!

Idiots!

I would have loved to see you in pieces, the both of you!

Well, Mudy, I didn't know that...

You can't think. You don't have the equipment for that!

Come on now, put that stuff away and lock it immediately!

My son mustn't see it anymore.

Instead of being grateful for this cruise you always go too far!

You have no limits, you'll always be worthless.

Would you have ever dreamed of living like this?

That's what I get for being with people like you.

I can't ask somebody for decency who doesn't have any.

What are you standing there? Go to your cabin!

Aldo, will you put that box away now? Yes or no?

May I have a drag?

There's a whole box lying around. Isn't that enough for you?

Who cares about it? I'd like to...

Wanna go under deck?

No, it's not your turn this evening. I'll call you when I feel like it.

You stay by the wheel.

And don't you fall asleep.

- What's our position? - I'll check it.

Near Laschira. Should've taken the Albatross, it would've been more comfortable.

So Tony would have been the laughing stock of the sailors?

- Well, with the sailors we... - Naw, this is different.

Switch on the monitor.

You played around with the monitor.

- Why is it on Paula? - No idea.

I didn't install it for you.

But I set it to Tony...

But it isn't on Tony now.

Here's the cretin. Totally soft-headed.

I told you to bring in a girl with expertise.

- I assure you that... - Sure, sure.

- I know you tried her! - She's a modern type...

She has to get busy.

Instead, she keeps sitting there like a chicken.

- What makes you think she could help? - Well, on the other hand...

- On the other hand? - Nothing. We're just making a test here.

- Let's hope she succeeds. - Hope? She has to succeed!

Even the doctor told you this isn't a scientific cure.

The doctors are all morons. So far they haven't achieved anything.

But why am I talking to you?

Look, I care about you, about Tony, and also about Paula.

- We'd be happy if... - Shut up now.

You don't care about anything and anybody.

And I don't care about you, naturally.

Oh, you mustn't say that, I will prove to you that...

You just think of not destroying the boat.

Don't fall asleep. Keep an eye on Tony.

Relax. Don't worry about it.

According to the latest information we received in the last few hours...

the number of children who died of hunger in North Biafra...

has increased to 2,000 more...

Well, alright, now the helmsman can enjoy the show as well.

Why do you always think the worst of Aldo?

Shut up.

Start from where I taught you. And get out of the bed.

Is it your wife's turn now?

- The whole family works, huh? - Sure. We're friends with Mudy.

You don't work for a daily wage like me. You're paid for the whole job.

You truly are a cretin. Mudy is really mad with you.

And she's right.

She saw you sitting there like a turnip.

And do you think I'm like a turnip?

This is not about me. I told you what you have to do.

You have to show more enthusiasm, more initiative.

- You understand? - I'm so cold at night.

But why don't you do this with Tony?

I'm afraid to get close to him.

- But he's not evil. - I'm scared.

That's a fear that'll cost you 5,000 dollars.

And you told me it would be fun for you, right?

One thing at a time. First of all, it's not you who pays me but her.

And if Tony doesn't wake up, I'll get zilch. A great job you got me...

He stares at me in a certain way. He doesn't scare me, he repulses me.

Excuse me, I thought you were seeking new experiences.

Repulsion, desire, fear, none of that should exist.

What are you afraid of? I let my wife try it as well.

And then you came looking for me.

It's another attempt for us. And it's Mudy who's paying.

Tony asked Paula to leave his cabin.

It's already a success that he let you stay. I told Mudy that.

- Tell me, what's really wrong with Tony? - Nothing.

Nothing you have to be afraid of.

He's just a nice young man of 20 years with the mind of a child.

Mudy's tried everything to get him back to normal.

She even wanted to go for brain surgery in Sweden, for 100,000 dollars.

We thought if his sexual instinct awakens, everything else will wake up as well.

But why does he look at me like that?

Too many questions. How would I know?

Mudy revolts me too, but it's more normal with her.

- How much is in it for you and Paula? - I don't know.

Are we playing twenty questions or are we making love, stupid?

I want to play stupid.

You're an irresponsible, an idiot, an imbecile!

Only someone like you could get a boat stuck like this!

You have all the time to do your dirty stuff, and you do it while you should to be steering!

Do you think I'm stupid? I figured it all out!

You activated the autopilot and we crashed against the island!

Well, you're right, but luckily the boat only ran onto ground.

- Sure, a ship like that... - You don't get it!

I don't give a damn about the ship! It's what you did that makes me furious!

- Why aren't you doing anything? - What should I do?

- I already dropped the anchor! - Go underwater and check it out!

Alright, let me get changed... Hey!

How's the water? Is it cold?

No, it's fantastic!

Hey! Come and take a look!

Tony took something from the cabin. I told you to keep the door locked.

- Hi Mudy. Has Aldo freed the boat? - You certainly don't know him!

- Are we still stuck? - You're leaving the boat at the next harbor!

- Alright, but I want to be paid then! - Sure, for everything you achieved!

Stop it, Tony! Keep your hands off the matches!

I told you not to play with fire.

I'll send you back to Switzerland, alright?

Enough with your little games.

Go on deck, get some sun, stay with the others, you're 20 years old!

It can't be that you don't understand.

You'll burn us all with this. And yourself first.

Ulla... come here.

- What is it? - Come here, I said.

Don't talk, don't look, just come over here.

There's a guy on the island spying on us.

Take off your robe. Let him see you as well.

Rub some cream on me.

That's it.

Do you see him? What he's doing?

I know what he's doing...

Let me see. I can't see anything.

Take a good look at the bushes.

- Is he still there? - Yes, he's about to explode!

Damn, why do I have to be myopic?

You're already hot that early in the morning?

Come here, Aldo. Get naked with us.

There's a guy over there watching us.

- Where? - There.

Hey! Come out! Show yourself!

Where are you going? Come here!

- Don't scare him away! - Don't run off! Come here!

- You dummy! - What a dumbass you are, Aldo!

- It was fun! - It didn't hurt.

The dumbasses are you! We're stuck, he could have helped.

- Maybe with others from the island. - If you had left him alone...

- the whole island would've come to watch. - Yes...

- Aldo! - I'm here.

Can we leave? Yes or no?

Can't help it. It's like glued on. Not even a tug boat can help.

Don't give me that nonsense!

Well, a tug boat could do it, but where to find one?

I'll find one. What's the radio for? For calling the bitches?

- I just wanted to say... - You could say there are too many bitches.

There are three of them on board.

Don't touch that, I told you.

Don't touch things that aren't yours. You'll break everything.

Hello? Hello? Gabbiano speaking. Please respond.

Radio station 22...

Damn...!

Can't you sit still?

Idiot! Beat it!

Hello? Hello?

Gabbiano calling station 22, please respond.

Gabbiano calling station 22.

- The antenna! The antenna is loose! - Then put it back on!

One moment! That's what I'm trying to do!

You could've done it before, and not make me waste my breath. Tony?

Tony? Tony?

Tony! Tony!

Is Tony with you? Have you seen him?

- Answer me! - No, we haven't seen him.

He was on deck just a minute ago. Tony! Tony, where are you?

He must have gone ashore. One boat is missing.

Go find him! Go ashore!

You know he mustn't leave the ship. Hurry up!

- Ulla, come along. We're going ashore. - Hello? Hello?

Oh no, it's so nice up here!

When I tell you to come, there's a reason. Get dressed, quickly!

- Go with him. - Hello? Hello?

- You two better stay away from her today. - Gabbiano calling station 22, please respond.

Hello? Hello?

- Gabbiano calling 22. - She won't reach anyone at this hour.

- There's too much traffic. - Please respond.

Try to calm her down and talk to her about the concession.

Sure, today of all days...

- Go, go. - Okay, it's your call.

Take it away. I don't want to see it.

Who? The goat?

But they won't do anything to you. They are very nice.

But who are you?

What happened to you?

Your poor hands... Did you fall?

Let me see.

They're all scratched. Come to my place. I'll put some vinegar on your wounds.

- No! - Why no?

If it gets infected, you'll get sick, and that's worse.

Come on, come with me. My house is nearby.

We can be there in a moment. Come on.

Be careful. Don't fall another time.

That's it. Wait. Slowly.

Come on.

- What's your name? - Tony.

- And... and you? - My name is Beba.

Where are we going? I'm bored!

Is it true that Mudy gave Tony a glass of whiskey when he was six months old?

I don't know! I don't think so. And if she did it, she didn't do it on purpose.

They say they were all on drugs, the kid was crying, so...

Oh well, if she was on drugs...

- We'll never get there. - Where do you wanna go?

I don't know.

Help me. And why should I care about Tony?

Search him yourself, you have business with Mudy.

- Business? What business? - The story with the concession...

What do you know? You don't know anything.

Alright. I'm trying to get an oil concession from her.

- She'll give it to me, you'll see. - And if Paula gets it?

It's the same thing, huh? Why do you care?

You'll get your money anyway.

Sure, sure, this morning she wanted to throw me off the boat.

- Please. - Thank you.

And you stitch her up by sleeping with Tony.

- And you? What will you give me? - Mudy will give you 5,000 dollars.

And you?

I'll give you everything I promised. Even if you fail.

I'm a man of honor.

- Now, what are you doing? - I'm tired.

Okay. Then I'll take a few pictures of you.

Here, look.

Call the goat. I want to take one with you two together.

Come to me.

Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie...

Be careful. Don't chase her away.

It's got a rough tongue!

It's tickling my hand. Look!

It's really fond of me. You like me...

You like me, yes.

It's having its way. Look!

It likes your cream.

Stay like this. Open your robe.

Slowly... slowly... Or it'll run away.

Turn a little. Slowly. Don't move too fast.

Undress yourself. Come on, strip.

That's it. Just like that.

Who knows, maybe it tastes the sea salt on your skin.

Very good. That's nice. A little closer.

A little more. Very good! Once more.

Good, a little closer!

Come on, it's a sensational shoot. You'll even make it to Playboy.

Good! Just like that!

What should I do? Chase it away? Chase it away?

That's the photographic climax!

Paula's hunting.

Who's shooting?

- It's her. - Who?

One who's with us. She's always shooting.

Gotcha! You see, Mudy? Right in the eye.

You're letting off steam, huh? You'd love to be the mistress...

to command, to have the upper hand!

I love it when a game stops and falls.

These goats aren't game. They're only waiting for you to kill them.

So why don't you take me on a safari to Africa?

We'll see.

- Maybe. - And what if Aldo manages to...?

There's another one.

A perfect shot!

If it was a tiger I would've hit him right between the eyes.

And if it was a shooting gallery you would've won a doll.

- If you can shoot a little, you're happy. - Give it a try, Mudy.

- Take it. - Hey! My goats!

Are you crazy?

What should we do? Leave?

I'll show you how to talk with a man.

Are these goats yours? I'll split your heads open!

Who do you think you are? Just because you're sea-faring women...

- you think you own my goats? - I know that one.

This morning he was watching us while we were sunbathing.

Do you want to see how I'll calm him down?

- So what do you want? - Be careful, he really means it.

What I want?

I want you to pay for the goats!

You've killed five of them! You shot five this morning!

- You hear me? - So how much do you want?

Would 300 be enough, or not?

- What? - You heard me well.

You could buy a whole army of goats plus some soap for yourself.

Well, you see, you have to understand...

I was fond of those animals.

It was hard to breed them, don't you think?

I don't want to be mean, but we only have these goats...

and to see them getting killed like this, without knowing who's doing it... You know?

I understand everything, but I won't pay one cent more.

- Otherwise, you can go to court, alright? - Yes, signora.

If you want, there are more on this island.

If you wish to continue hunting with the lady, it would be my pleasure.

It's my wife who wants the goats. I can't stand them.

They destroy my garden. I planted some lettuce...

and they destroyed the field with their horns.

In one night. In just one night, signora...

goodbye lettuce, cabbages... Everything!

Shoot, shoot as much as you like.

- Can I do something else for you? - Get our boat afloat.

- Yes, signora. - I'd like to eat some fresh fish.

- Yes, signora. - I love perches.

- Yes, signora. - What's your name?

Andro. At your service.

Bring the perches to the ship and collect your 300 dollars.

- Yes, signora. - Now we can shoot as much as we want.

Wait a minute, dear. They are mine now.

And you owe me 300 dollars.

I'd give them to you if I had them. But if you'd give Aldo the oil concession...

I'd be mad to do that.

Can you imagine Aldo as the boss of the company?

But as you know, Mudy, he wouldn't be the boss.

You think you're smart. Yes, maybe I'll give you the concession...

and then you could bathe in oil.

But it's going to happen when I want.

And you don't need to ask me when.

Enough, let's go back on board. The others are probably already there.

What's this? A ghost town?

Maybe they died from the plague and we're risking to die that way too.

- Who's that? - It's a woman.

And look at him! He's talking to her! He seems like another guy!

- He's totally changed. - Well, he's into peasant girls.

- That's why I wasn't good enough for him. - That's perfect!

If everything goes well, the concession is ours, understand?

Look at him... What is he telling her?

She's exactly the woman we need!

I've never seen him like that. Let's not lose any time.

- We have to take her to the yacht. - You do it.

Don't be stupid, come on!

Hello, hello, hello! I'm so sorry for the invasion.

Oh, hi Tony. We were looking for you everywhere.

Oh, what a nice place!

Needs some work, but it's really beautiful.

As I see, you lead a healthy life - drinking milk and eating fresh eggs.

Would you like to visit our ship?

It's one of the most beautiful ones in the world, you know?

It was built in Liverpool. Well, aren't you interested in motorboats?

We're bored of always seeing the same people. Come with us.

We'll drink some champagne and then we'll take you back.

My wife's on board and Tony's mom as well. They're so bored!

And this is Ulla. Come here, Ulla, quick!

- And your name is...? - My name is Beba.

- Beba! Wonderful! Roberta? Elisabetta? - No, just Beba.

I was always called that.

Oh, stay like this. I will take a beautiful picture.

No, over there, where the light's better.

Over there, over there! In front of that tree. Magnificent!

Just like a Japanese painting... or Indian... Chinese...

Well, same thing. Stay like this. Look at the sun.

- I can't... - Well, do whatever you like.

Magnificent! Stupendous! Right, Ulla?

- Fantastic! A natural born model! - You're the most beautiful girl of the world!

- I've never seen a girl like you before. - Are you always this crazy?

Who? Me? I'm just a lover of nature!

And you're a force of nature and as beautiful as the sun.

- Nobody ever told you? - No.

You must have hundreds of admirers.

And every Sunday they must play the guitar for you like crazy!

You know, our boat got stuck. Come on, come with us.

You could help us, make a suggestion. Do you want to?

- Stuck? - Sure.

But it's quite deep here. How did you do that?

No idea, it happened last night.

- Are there many people on the island? - Just me and my husband.

- The others left when the mine closed down. - You and your husband?

Yes, he went fishing. I'm guarding the animals.

Come join us, please. Tony would love it as well.

Sure! Isn't that right, Tony?

He's a little shy, but incredibly nice.

He runs to tell his mom that we have a guest. Come on, help us, please.

Would you tell me where you've been?

Here they are!

Who did Aldo pick up? Him and his vices...

Looks like a peasant girl.

No guests this time. I'll throw her overboard as soon as she's here.

This lady is a friend of Tony's. He's already here, right?

She's a good friend of your son's. He invited her to the boat.

Look, Beba, this is my wife Paula, and this is Mudy, Tony's mom.

- We have to make a call. - No, no one's there...

Come on, come on! Let's go!

Make yourself at home. Would you like something to drink?

Take off your shoes, it's more comfortable.

Give me this stick...

- Who is she? - I'll tell you later.

Good girl. Come with me.

- Do you like it? - How beautiful it is.

- See? It was well worth coming here. - Yes, sure.

- Is something wrong? - I have to go back...

- Oh, no, no, no, no... - Are you kidding?

You haven't seen anything yet. And Tony's mom would be disappointed.

- Happy now? - Very good.

Now we have to take her to his cabin.

Wait a minute. It's the first time your son has found a girl...

but he ran off, so we have to take it slow.

We have to see if she's willing, don't you think?

If I offer her a million, she'll throw herself in his arms.

But no! No way!

We have to make her drink a little, be kind to her...

melt the ice. Let me see to that.

- I'll take care of it, huh? - But I have to look after the goats...

- Oh yes? You have goats? - Alright, Signora Beba...

Allow me to call you just Beba. Do you like our ship?

Oh yes, it's beautiful! Beautiful!

Do you know what I'll do now? I will offer you something to drink, okay?

- You don't know Aldo... - He's incredible.

Dear Beba, there's nothing like champagne to quench the thirst in this heat.

Drink it at one go, otherwise you'll still be thirsty.

Come on, come on, drink.

- Oh, you first. - No, no, you.

Thank you.

Come on.

- You like it? Have another one. - It's okay, enough for now.

Come on, drink.

- Ulla, show Beba the ship. - Come. Come with me, my dear.

We must keep her hot because Tony likes her.

As long as we follow through!

If he likes her so much, why did he lock himself in his cabin?

He's just shy.

It might have been better to leave them alone on the island.

He finally managed to find the right woman by himself.

The right woman? And her husband? What would've happened if he came home?

She's married, that's why I brought her on board.

What a strange taste Tony has. To pick that rag-clothed girl.

And here the tour ends. Did you like it?

Not too shabby, right?

And that's the poop. It always makes me laugh...

- because, you know... - But you're stuck!

Yes, yes.

That's nothing. I'll take care of it.

Throw me the rope! Hurry up! The tide will free you up!

- And loose the anchor! - Good girl! Good girl!

Make some room for me!

Now with the tide it'll go free by itself.

- Take the wheel. - Aye, captain.

- You are really great! - Well done!

- That was easy. - Alright, girls, are you spellbound?

- Come on, Beba, this is good for the cold. - I'm used to it.

To take a bath fully clothed? No! Stop kidding around!

- Yes, a little more. - But that's medicine!

- No, it'll do you good! - It'll warm you up.

- Take her to dry her clothes in the cabin. - Come. Come with us, Beba.

Listen, you have to start the engine to leave!

Alright, alright.

This way, Beba.

Make yourself at home.

Look at you now. You seem like a newborn kitten.

I have to let them dry in the sun.

- Take them off now. - Let's have a drink.

- Let's drink to Beba and our friendship. - And we'll give you some dry clothes.

Hence with it.

- Let's drink like Russians. - How?

Like this. Look.

Are you already watching?

Remember that I brought her in. Hate to mention it, but I deserve a prize.

- Tony will heal. - Be calm, will you?

- Now start the engine. - "Jawohl".

Come on, undress yourself.

- What is it? Are you embarrassed? - We're always naked.

We're tanned all over. Even on the eyelids. Look.

- I can't get any darker. Look. - You should be ashamed, Ulla.

Put on your bra at least, huh? You're always ready to put on a show.

You, however, have to take your clothes off.

What a beautiful body you have, Beba.

Too bad you don't take care of it. We'll put some makeup on.

- No, no! - It'll be great, you'll see.

Let's start with some cream. Ulla, some papaya pulp.

- What is it good for? - Here you are.

It makes your skin soft and takes away the smell of goats.

What beautiful skin you have.

- You're trembling. - Maybe I'm sick.

No, you're just reacting to your cold bath.

Look at the peasant girl. A true revelation.

Yes, but maybe a little too young.

I, however, adore the youth.

- Listen, why don't we give her a pill? - No, it might make her sick.

And now, Beba, keep still, and take a good look.

- But... - Do you like yourself, Beba?

But what are you doing?

It's a nice cruise, Mudy. Everything's going great, isn't it?

You talk too much. Let's see how it ends first.

What are those two thinking? That I'm waiting for them?

You can't take your eyes off them for even a minute!

Will you stop it?

Get out! On your feet!

You get dressed. Put that on.

Forget those two, Beba. Come on, get dressed now.

Alright, Tony's in here.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Why are you crying?

I don't know.

Did they beat you?

No.

I hate them.

I hate them all.

- But your mother is good. - No! No!

I...

want to be alone.

- Do you want me to go? - No!

Alone with you.

Look.

No!

You're thinking about them.

I don't like that.

- Are you hungry? - No.

- It's good. Want some? - No.

Look. It's their fault if she's going stiff there now.

Everything will be okay. We have to be patient. There!

Did you see that?

Thank you.

- I live here. - It's really beautiful.

I didn't know that there are such shiny and big boats.

- It looks like a church. - I'm always here.

I don't like the sun.

Besides... the others are afraid of me.

They are afraid?

Afraid of what? Why?

- Because I was in Switzerland. - Is Switzerland bad?

Bad! Bad!

They gave me injections.

- And there was a white room. - But why did you go there?

- Go somewhere else. - My mother doesn't want me.

She doesn't want me.

There was a fire in my house.

It burned everything.

The bed, the curtains...

There were... there even were firemen.

Listen.

It's like on the island!

When it's about to rain, the seagulls fly very low and make this noise.

It's almost finished.

Chickens!

And chicklets too.

No! Stop it!

- But... - I always hear that after the injections!

What's wrong? Do you feel bad?

No! It's over now! Calm down.

There's nothing to hear anymore.

Calm down.

It's all over.

I always hear it. Yes...

But now that you are here... it's all gone.

Now that you are here, I don't like anything anymore.

Not even the cars or the robot.

- Do you want me to leave? - No!

This is your house.

This is you.

And this is me.

Signora! Signora!

Hey signora! Signora! Your lunch!

- The fishes! - The fisherman, what a pain in the neck!

- He would have to come just now. - He's Beba's husband.

- Let's get rid of him immediately! - Wait a minute.

- You leave him alone in the middle of the sea? - We could at least take the fishes...

- You shut up, idiot. - Signora, I'm here! Where are you?

- Aldo, liquidate him right now! - Hey! Stop!

Stop for a moment!

- Signora, wait for me! Let me come up! - He grabbed a rope, we're towing him!

Let me come up! Signora!

- The money! The fi...! Help! Signorina! - Stop!

- Signorina! - Wait! You can come on board!

What are you doing? Send him away!

When you see an obstacle you always have to face it.

We better work around it. Let me see to that.

- Listen. Ulla, keep him quiet. - No, I'll go. I already know him.

What are you up to?

Good girl! Let him come up and keep him quiet.

Get down.

- But what are you doing? - Stay down.

You too! Get down! And be quiet! Down!

Welcome!

What a nice fish you brought us! Come with me.

Come on, Andro.

- Get down. - What's on your mind?

- Playing cowboys and Indians? - He's Beba's husband, I told you.

Damn, of all people we had to run into him this morning!

- But how do you know? - I know it.

The island is abandoned. It's only them there.

And you let him come aboard. We should have left him at sea, like I said.

So that he would have searched for his wife or vice versa?

He would have come here to search for her sooner or later.

- Let me take care of it, I'm the brain. - I doubt that...

Here. See that? No, you don't because it's on your head.

Beba's husband's is up there so they can't see each other. Got it?

- Yes, but I'm not a coat rack. - Guys, Paula really has a good eye.

I'm sorry for you, but he's a real man!

Well, you're the expert, if you say so...

Dear Aldo, if that's what you wanted, here you go!

- With you or with him - makes no difference. - Oh no, my dear.

I can give you the whole Lebanon, and all he can give you is a goat.

Let's go take a look. You're okay with that, right?

Yes, but we have to stay hidden.

No, you old pighead.

You make me laugh...

Sometimes at night, I hear the door slamming.

And the steps... Boom... boom... boom.

I'm scared.

You don't need to be scared. You just say the spell.

Then you hear a scream and it disappears.

Listen!

No, it can't be here... The ghost is on the island.

And it's also broad day. No, it can't be.

Black owl, let me hear your howl. Chase the spirit away with the cross you may!

- Where are you going? - Wait, I'll go see.

How stupid... It's a boat.

It's tied and the waves make it bang against the ship.

Really. Don't you believe me? Come and see.

Take a look. Come here.

No!

That boat... that boat doesn't belong to us!

What?

It's my husband's boat!

He will kill me! He came looking for me!

- The dress! Where's my dress? Where? - Where are you going?

- Where are you going? Wait! Don't go! - I'll be back. I have to get dressed.

Not alone...

Andro!

Andro!

Signora Mudy!

- Signor Aldo! - What are you doing here?

- Why did you leave Tony? - Is Andro here?

No, I don't think so.

It's cold here. Come on, go back down.

But... Andro's here! That's his boat!

- Be quiet. - Why do I have to speak quietly?

They're all sleeping. Let's go downstairs. I'll accompany you.

- But where's Andro? - No idea, as I told you.

- There's his boat. Andro! - Alright, alright!

Andro's here. But don't scream. Don't be so upset.

- He's chatting with Signora Mudy. - No, Signora Mudy is there!

Put the hat on your head, and you won't see it.

But the others see it, and you'll be in trouble.

Andro! Andro!

- Damn it! It's Beba, my wife! - But no, you're dreaming.

- Come to me, big boy. - Where are you, Andro?

No! I hear her! Go away! Stay down!

- Where's Andro? - He's at the poop.

But now we'll play a joke on him.

Come here and lay down, I bet a million that he won't recognize you.

Is my wife here?

That's her! You're Beba!

I have a business idea for you, a big one.

It'll make you a billionaire! Ever heard of uranium?

No? Well, this island's full of it!

Meanwhile, let this lady get dressed. What do you think?

What are doing here?

Naked as a worm in front of everybody!

I've never seen you like this! Come on, walk!

We'll reckon at home!

Move, or I'll start right now! Why are you like this?

- Shame on you! - You're right!

- But don't hurt me! - Hurt you? I will kill you!

I'll kill you! Got it?

You dirty bitch, you disgusting slut!

- You look like a whore, like a ballerina! - Andro, please calm down!

Signora Beba just helped us to get the boat afloat, you know?

Her clothes got wet and so my wife gave her a sweater.

- You can ask Paula. Isn't it so, Paula? - Cuckold!

- Merci. - What pigs you are.

- Pigs and whores! - We are all pigs and whores.

And you? What were you doing? Listen to what I recorded at the poop.

You're so beautiful...

Love, love, love!

I want you! I want you!

I want you!

No!

- Break! Break! Break! - I'll kill you!

Hold still!

What do you want?

Hold still!

- I'll kill you! - Not bad, huh?

See that?

Separate them! It's enough!

No!

- Let her go! - Separate them!

Calm down. Come with me.

- Murderer! - Stop it.

- Filthy pig! - Damn dirty bitch!

- You dirty cow! - Be good now!

Calm down. It's all nonsense.

- Let go of me! - You know what always happens.

- You may never take women seriously. - You have to relax.

Mudy will calm her down, you'll see.

Anyway, Mudy should have kept her mouth shut, don't you think?

- Bastard! I will kill him! - Be a good girl.

- He'll see what I'll do to him! - I'll explain something to you. Get in there.

Sit down and listen. I know men...

- Let me go, I'll show him! - Where are you going, stupid?

- Let me go! - Stop it now, please.

- Tonight, I'll kill him with a knife! - Listen to me and be quiet!

Beba, I don't want you to go back there.

You must understand me, Beba. Help me.

- I'll show him! Where's my dress? - Later! We'll get your dress later!

Now listen to what I have to say to you. Andro behaved like a real pig...

- and you have to take revenge. - A real pig.

You know what vengeance means? Some women don't know how to do it.

They are stupid slaves of men. But you're an intelligent woman.

- You're on the ball, a fantastic woman! - No, go away.

- What do you want from me? - Beba, don't be such a child!

Let's talk like women, seriously! I'll get you something to drink now.

I drank too much. You made me drink too much.

I feel dizzy... No...

Relax, it's only water. Drink. We'll talk afterwards. Drink.

Good girl.

What was I supposed to do? I see her and she's naked.

I've never seen her like that. Women need to be beaten!

But she was right. She made her hear everything.

But tonight, I'll beat her with a stick!

She beat me a lot here.

Is that a way to behave? In front of everyone.

That's not good for a man, even if he had some fun before.

- But where did she go? Where? - She went to get dressed.

Aldo! Aldo!

Aldo!

Aldo... Aldo, come here.

- Andro is bored. - Come here.

How could you be bored with women like these?

- Well... You know... - You're a smart fella.

And a lucky one too.

You know that we don't want to leave this island anymore?

- Absolutely not! - This is a paradise.

We'll seize it before all the tourists show up!

No big hotels, we'll restore the houses! The village will live again!

It'll only be for rich people. You understand? Millions of dollars!

On the other side of the island's a cavern that seems to be made of gold! You know that?

Yes, very good.

Tell Paula about this cavern. Prepare a plan, and we'll do it.

- Where are you going? - Be right back. Take him to the poop.

Listen. Now...

- You like that? - Yes!

When a man betrays you - and I've been betrayed too -

you have to react. Tit for tat. It'll make you feel like you're drunk...

but really drunk, drunk of satisfaction and happiness.

But you know nothing, you live with goats and chickens.

And that animal of a husband knows nothing either...

but he enjoyed betraying you! Yes, I know, all men are like that.

But there's something you don't know, and that I will teach you:

The women are like that as well, believe me.

I'm talking from personal experience. One day you'll see I'm right.

When you're with him, you never think of holding someone else?

Yes, right, this proves that you would love to have many different men.

Every woman is like that, not just me.

Try it, and when you two make peace, you'll be stronger than your husband.

He will know nothing, but you will.

You'll be the stronger one, believe me! He'll be in the palm of your hand.

Basically, all women do that...

You can't leave without saying goodbye to Tony.

- Andro sure would deserve it. - Go then.

Everything alright? You wanted to try her, huh?

What do you know, you wicked bastard?

- What do you know? - I'm sorry, Mudy.

Get lost!

Listen, he's half drunk. Paula is having fun with him.

I'm telling him lies, but he keeps on thinking about his wife.

Keep telling him lies.

Don't you understand that this is a very important moment for Tony?

No, you have to come too. It'd be way better.

You'll do better than us. You're the boss, you'll make him uneasy.

You see? Things are getting better! I'll be with you in a minute.

Aldo!

Mudy!

Aldo! What are you doing in here?

Andro was looking for you.

- Oh, dear Andro, how are you? - I'm looking for Beba.

Beba is sleeping below deck. Leave her alone.

- You two calm down and make peace. - We have to go home!

- No, don't sit down here. - Have another drink.

- Come on, Andro, let's go. - No!

- I don't want to stay here! - I think there's a bottle here.

- One, two, and three! - Whoa!

- You have bottles everywhere! - Sure!

- We even have a bar in the bathroom! - I do too! I always have a bottle with me!

- Wine, however! - But whiskey is so much better, you know?

Signora, you really know how to live!

But I also like champagne!

"You drink that!" The ladies and gentlemen are smart!

So beautiful!

Take some.

- Andro, you haven't eaten yet! How stupid! - We neither.

Let's make lunch with the fish you brought us.

- Come on, let's go! - I only want these.

I like these...

- What are you doing here? Stay over there. - Well, it interests me...

- and he's totally drunk. - But his wife is there.

What are you looking at?

What is that? I want to see too.

It's an electronic device. You explain him.

What do you want? We gave you to drink, to eat, women.

You still haven't had enough?

I'm an ignorant and there are many things I don't know.

You made me learn.

Aldo really is a gentleman.

He's a great gentleman.

This will become an island for wonderful holidays.

We'll have a fleet of small boats to visit the cavern you told us about...

and make a tour of the island. And since you're a fisherman -

a good and serious one - you'll be the supervisor!

The manager! It seems perfect for him, doesn't it?

- A manager? - Sure!

You'd be a perfect general manager.

You won't be the supervisor, you'll be the manager!

Or even better, our associate!

Thanks to you we discovered the island, so you deserve this!

We'll build you a crystal skyscraper, and we'll buy you a smoking...

with a pink necktie. You'll have two secretaries:

A white one and a black one. One left, one right.

Is that enough? You want four? Ten? You name it.

You'll have an apartment on the roof of the skyscraper.

All covered in gold, even the bathroom and the bidet.

In the park, there'll be a nice swimming pool.

In it, there'll be four Polynesians, all nude...

ready to do whatever you wish.

At the first floor there will be a casino, and you'll be the boss of the roulettes.

Billions! You'll make billions!

The roulettes are rigged, of course, so you can never lose.

It was tough to say this lullaby...

Well, how are things going here?

I want to buy this Beba. She even makes me bear that jerk.

They probably made love. Too bad, that stupid guy distracted me.

It seems to me that she's just sleeping.

No, look at her. She's all relaxed.

To me, she looks like someone who just made love.

And him... Look.

How he's looking at her.

But... why should she sleep?

And him too... Look at him.

I'm not convinced.

- Now where's Beba? - Beba is sleeping!

- You go and see what happened. Go. - I want Beba.

We have to go home.

We have to take care of the animals.

Beba...

is beautiful.

She didn't know that...

but you made her understand it.

I'm afraid...

I'm afraid that the island won't be enough for her anymore.

He killed her. Strangled her.

She has the marks on her neck.

Where's Beba?

Where is she? Where are you going?

- Beba! - Hey Andro, you left us!

- Come with us. - Come on, Andro, come, come.

- What should we do now? - I don't know!

For now, we'll take her away from here. Come on, help me.

This is some bad shit. There's no solution for this.

What will we do, huh?

I'm thinking about it...

Maybe you should give him a few millions.

Not everyone is like you!

And now?

I don't know... I don't know.

Come on, come on. Good! Good!

- Good! Good! - Paula! Paula!

Come with me!

There is nothing to heal here.

The big shit's already done - and your son did it.

Now it's your call. You accept the consequences...

or you follow through with this.

Do you have an idea?

Yes.

But let's talk business first, if you allow.

Finally... What have you decided?

Nothing.

Now we have to earn the oil concession.

Ulla, move!

Move!

Move!

Hey!

Hi!

You are kidding! I'm good... I'm a good shot!

Throw it to me, I'll catch it!

I'll show you! What are you doing?

Be careful! It might be loaded! Put it away!

Are you crazy?

But...

Aldo!

- They were the only ones on the island? - Yes, we'll throw them into the sea.

They will find them.

In a bag?

With some heavy stuff inside...

Maybe...

No, nothing from the boat.

We have to find another solution.

You always have an idea.

Here's an idea! I found it: Dynamite fishers!

At least close their eyes! Close their eyes!

- Is that enough? - More! More!

Close their eyes! Close their eyes! Close their eyes!

Close their eyes!

- We have to use all of the explosives. - But she'll throw herself into the sea!

- Leave her alone! - Close her eyes!

- Take it. - That's enough explosives.

Mudy, you go into the cabin and start the engine.

Be ready to move! I'll jump on board as soon as I lit this.

We'll leave this behind us and it's done. Don't lose time.

You leave when I tell you.

Are you ready, Paula?

- Go! - Go!

The rope! The rope! Tell her to stop!

Hold on tight! Aldo, hold on to the rope!

Come on!

- Where's the boat? - Far away.

What about the concession?

Yes...

We've earned it.

It's all over.

Now we're all united.

Ulla, let's clean the deck!

Aldo!

- Everyone knows that I left with you. - So what do you want?

- Please don't kill me! - Are you crazy now?

Give it to me straight, what do you want?

I want my share of your business!

The 5,000 dollars you'll get aren't enough?

No! I want to be part of your business!

- 100,000 dollars would be fine? - No, I want as much as you get!

Sure. Stop it, Aldo.

We'll have a company, the three of us. We'll live together.

You do want to live with us, don't you?

We'll tour the world in an even bigger ship than this one.

Without Mudy, without Tony, just the three of us.

Alright? But you have to promise that you'll stay with us.

When Mudy signed the contract, we won't need her anymore and she won't talk.

But you have to remain silent too. Otherwise we'll lose everything.

You like it with us, right? We'll keep it that way, living like masters.

We'll have mountains of dollars. No one can stop us.

- So, yes or no? - Yes.

Now I'm very happy. We'll do great together.

Good. You're a smart girl.

Keep on scrubbing. No traces may be left.

Well, don't you feel happy?

I want to go to Tahiti this winter.

I don't want to lose even one day of sun.

Do not swell the ranks of sinners, remember that the retribution will not delay.

THE END