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- Previously on "The Real

- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills":

- Here we are.

I am one of the designers

in New York fashion. What is this?

I mean, I don't know what this is.

- This is 2 sizes too big.

- Oh, sh--.

- Oh, my God!

She doesn't know what the hell she's doing.

- I'm at the Barclays Center during fashion week,

and that's big.

Until something bigger comes along.

- Garcelle!

I met Garcelle 20 years ago.

- Once one of my kids found my vibrator in my bag.

I was like, "It's really great for your shoulder."

- Sutton! Sutton!

Nice to meet you.

- That's a Dolce bra. - Yeah.

- She's rich, honey. She's rich.

- I had the mediation finding.

You know, the Beverly Beach lawsuit

that we've been in.

I've lived with this lawsuit for so long.

It's finally over.

I wanna give you a little heads-up

about something. It's gonna piss you off.

[upbeat music]

- Around here,

there's more than just dresses in everyone's closet.

- The secret to life?

Dance like everyone is watching.

- I won't settle for anything less

than everything.

- Life is an audition,

and honey, I am getting that part.

- You never know what to expect

when I'm expecting.

- Break a leg?

Not in these heels, honey.

- My life may not be a fairy tale,

but I'll always get a happy ending.

♪ ♪

[upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, PK, you know what I can't wait for?

Jaggie, you know what I can't wait for, my love?

- What? - What?

- I can't wait for our kitchen table to come,

and I can't wait for this kitchen to be done.

Even though PK and I lived in the last house

for five years,

neither one of us really believed

it was our forever home.

- Hey, guys, careful with that piano.

That's Billy Joel's. No pressure.

- When I walked into this house...

Welcome to your new home!

I just knew.

This is perfect for our family.

It's 9,000 square feet.

It's a modern farmhouse.

There's six bedrooms, eight bathrooms,

a movie theater,

and my dream kitchen.

So I bought it.

Cannot wait to get this house in order.

You know the whole wardrobe situation?

It's doing my head in.

You know the closet is a big issue for me.

- It's not an issue. You'd just like better.

- It's an issue. Well, almost perfect.

Do you guys want to go watch a movie in the theater?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- I know it doesn't fit into the narrative

that the press are trying to tell,

that we have no money,

but it's public record.

Buyer: Dorit Kemsley.

- Why is the house in your name

and not your and PK's name together?

- Well, what difference does that make?

I mean, is your house in both yours

and your wife's name?

Did you see the latest report

that the judge ordered

the money in the frozen bank account

to go to the creditor?

It's so ridiculous, PK.

- It's terrible particularly,

and it comes from a period of time

that I didn't even know you,

so I'm sorry, poppet. It upsets me.

- Come, talking about your life before Dorit.

Where did you start?

- I got a job in a real estate broker

for a firm that had very posh clients,

so he wanted me to go to elocution lessons.

You know, the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain,

as opposed to the wa'er in Major'a

don't taste like it ough'a.

I had a natural flair for identifying...

buildings with value.

I had an instinct on it,

and that instinct came through very, very early.

- Then he turned his business

into an almost $2 billion business.

Correct? - At its peak.

We had a good run.

And then the world had flipped upside down,

and it's now commonly known as the credit crunch.

It was a financial tsunami.

- The really funny thing is that

this has nothing to do with me,

and yet I'm somehow in the middle of it,

which is okay, because...

we go through life together.

- Financially, when I met Dorit,

I was a little better off than broke.

- Very little better off.

- Just embarrassed that you have to read it.

That's all.

- Hand me up one of those.

- I know.

- I answer that--I answer that by knowing who I am.

I can't shut noise down,

and I certainly can't spend my life

engaged in that negative energy.

People are gonna write what they want to write.

People are gonna believe what they want to believe.

Just do me a favor. Don't read it.

- I know. - Yeah?

Let's do something to make you happy.

Let's talk about your closet.

If you want to upgrade, I'm down.

- You are? - Yep.

- Ooh! Honey, that's so exciting!

[upbeat percussive music]

♪ ♪

- I'm so happy I get to hang out with you.

- I know! It's like you have

so many things going on, like the boys,

and then you just did another show,

and you're always, like, working.

- I mean, black girl magic all day long.

- I remember you telling me

that you were thinking about moving, but I didn't know

that you, like, actually pulled the trigger.

- I was sort of waiting for the boys

to finish their elementary school...

- Okay. - 'Cause I really didn't want

to make too many changes with the divorce,

and two homes and all that stuff.

So I think this is gonna be a really great change.

This is it right here. - This one?

- Yeah. - Amazing.

♪ ♪

Okay, I want to see everything.

- Ever since my divorce, I've been going

to the same supermarkets, the same cleaners.

I'm gonna miss my cleaner, though.

I just need a change. I just feel like

the same energy of when I was married,

and I want to switch it up.

Welcome to my new beginning!

- This is incredible.

- It just feels like Garcelle 2.0.

The house is five bedrooms, five baths,

a little over 3,200 square foot.

This is kind of like a TV room.

The boys can hang out, play games.

- Boys are gonna love this.

- Laundry room is here. - [gasps]

Upstairs? - Yes!

This is Jax's room right here.

This is the master.

- Oh, it's huge. - Isn't it?

It's my little haven. I get to pick out cabinets

and flooring and just make it mine.

It's liberating, but also, I'm a romantic, though.

I mean, I would love

to be sharing this with someone.

Mike Nilon and I were married almost nine years.

We were sort of like the Hollywood couple.

I'm an actress. He's an agent.

We would go to fabulous parties.

We got these two beautiful boys.

Mike was reliable.

He was sweet.

I really thought this was my last stop.

I remember the day that my life just changed

from what I knew. - It is like a death.

- Yeah. - You know, I like to see--

- And you know where I came from.

- I know where you came from, and where--

- You know the heartache, you know the...

[sighs] All of it.

And then one day, nine years ago,

I said, "Hey, Mike, can I use your phone?"

And so I look at the phone,

and I see a text that said "I love you,"

and I go, "Hey, what's this?"

And his face changed,

and he said, "I've been having an affair,"

and I said, "How long?"

♪ ♪

And he said, "Five years."

I want to cry, 'cause I feel like

you seeing it has made it real,

'cause I've been coming on my own, you know?

I'm a hothead,

so that night, I wrote an email to friends

and colleagues at Mike's work,

and the subject was, "What does Tiger Woods,

Jesse James, and Mike Nilon have in common?"

And that email got leaked to the press.

- The journey that you've been from there to now--

- Yeah, yeah. - Can you say

that you're grateful for that happening?

- Yeah.

- Yeah. - 100%.

I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy...

- Same, same. - But I know who I am.

I know how much I've grown.

- What happened to that woman Mike was seeing?

- I have no idea what happened.

I was devastated,

so I didn't care what happened to her.

My priority was taking care of my children,

and now I feel like it's my time.

Oh, my God! [laughs]

Take me, take me, take me, take me.

- Oh, Lord. We had--

- I will clean up before you come.

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- Hello!

- Hello! - Hi.

- How's it going?

- Oh, Teddi, I just got in late last night.

I have to say, I work nonstop.

I did QVC,

then a bunch more fashion shows.

My brain is just scrambled.

- How did the kiddos take it with you leaving?

- Um, well, that's a whole other story.

Amelia's had a rough time.

I think in the beginning, we all thought,

"She can do this.

"Course she can work and go to school

at the same time, right? She can do it."

I don't know if she can do it.

- Oh, no. - Okay?

Amelia's gone off to New York,

and she's going to the new school,

and she got a scholarship,

and she's found her own apartment.

I got her a therapist there,

and the therapist called me the other day,

and she said,

"I don't think it's gonna work out for her right now."

Going off to college

is challenging for anyone,

really challenging for an 18-year-old

who has had some mental health issues to deal with.

- No matter how many deaths anorexia causes,

all I cared about was the skinniness.

I could've died.

- So she started to miss her classes.

- Okay.

- She started to have panic attacks and anxiety

because she's so far behind.

- And she wants to be perfect. - And she wants to be perfect.

And one added thing that goes on for her:

people know who she is. - Yeah.

- She's not an unknown kid.

I think you've probably seen her stories.

- Yeah, I saw her. I actually reached out to her.

- Oh, did you? - Mm-hmm.

- Oh!

- I can fully relate to Amelia

when it comes to adding

probably extra pressure on yourself

because of who your parents are.

Like, I was constantly pushing myself

to try to be the best.

Whenever I talk to people, they're like, "Oh, I bet

it's because of who your dad was."

It's good that she's so vulnerable on social media,

but people can be very judgmental,

and then, when people say, "Oh, don't read it,"

that doesn't happen... - Of course.

- For certain personality types.

- I have Amelia's post. Can you read it?

- Yeah.

"This past month has been

"one of the craziest months of my life.

"I've learned that it is okay not to be okay.

"I've learned that I struggle with major anxiety.

"I learned that I have a fear of growing up.

"But most importantly, I have learned that life

"is too short to waste it on something

that doesn't make you happy."

Oh!

- Believe me, I-- I feel for her,

because I remember feeling that way

when I moved to California.

- I think there's a part of me, too,

and I got to be honest about it.

You know, you don't want your kids

to look like they failed at something, you know,

'cause then you feel like, "Well, then I failed,

'cause I wasn't a good enough parent."

It always makes me feel exposed

when the girls are open and honest

on their social media.

Inevitably, people go,

"You caused your daughter's eating disorder.

"You ----ed your daughter up.

"You posting what you post on Instagram

----ed your kids up. It's all your fault."

- I get it. We want to protect our kids

at all costs.

We want to be everything to them, all of the time.

But think about how many times you've failed.

- Of course. - And think about

how much better that's made you.

- I know! I know!

- If you didn't fail,

you wouldn't be where you are now.

- I know. See, it's so hard,

'cause we're just in the middle of it right now.

- Yeah. - Like, it's not easy.

- Coming up:

- Charlie said something publicly about me.

So now I have a hearing set for November.

[techno music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

- Do you have a reservation for tonight?

- Yes, it's under Sutton...

Stracke? Stracke?

Wow, this is pretty. So romantic. [laughs]

- We're sparkly.

New York sexy.

- Yeah, exactly. New York sexy.

- You look so pretty. - Oh, thank you!

I love that. - We're all sparkly.

- I know! - Have you ever been here?

- No. - Oh, my gosh, it's so good.

Hi. - Hello, welcome.

How are you? - Thank you.

- Thank you. Thank you so much.

This--what's it called?

- Oh Margarita. - Oh Margarita.

No salt, though. - Okay.

- The Grey Goose cosmo.

That pale pink. - Okay, Grey Goose cosmo.

- That means more vodka than, like, the other stuff.

- Okay. - I don't know Sutton well yet.

- How are you? - Oh, my gosh.

Thank you so much for having me.

- So nice to meet you.

- She's opening a store.

- So you two--

- She had stores. I had stores.

- Well, one day, we're gonna just sit down.

- But I get a good vibe from her.

- So what was your day? - What was my day?

So I had to go down to the Javits Center

and try to drag stores into the booth.

- It's so exciting. - It is exciting.

- I'm really trying to take advantage

of all the buzz that's happening

from the fashion show,

so I'm still in New York for coterie,

which is where all the buyers come

to put in their orders,

so that my clothing can be in their stores.

Okay, everybody, step right up.

Let's place those orders.

- Your show-- I really liked it.

- Thank you.

- Work it, girl. - So pretty.

I guess I just didn't know what to expect.

like, I don't know what leisure wear is.

- These--I really am struggling with the whole--

- I came up with the best idea the other day.

- I will take it. What is it?

- We coined this for you. Yacht wear.

- Yacht wear?

I don't want to scare people off

who don't have a yacht.

- Okay, I'll think of something better.

- [laughs] both: Cheers.

- Cheers.

- These are my bicep curls.

- [laughs]

So now, what have you been doing while you're here?

So you've been buying for the store.

- It's always so bittersweet to be in New York.

My ex-husband and I met in high school,

but we reconnected while I was living here,

but that's in the past.

We're going forward now. - Right.

- I was married for 17 years.

Divorce completely changes you.

And it's so awesome.

I get to do what I want...

What, w-- am I double-fisting now?

What's happening here? - I know.

- And say what I want...

- Would you like me to take one of them away?

- Well, yeah.

I'm not at the fraternity house.

Without anybody telling me what to do anymore.

- Tell me about your store again.

I know we talked about it before.

I--the location's great.

- The location is amazing.

I'm in West Hollywood.

But it's fashion, furniture, antiques, and silver,

and just everything. - Amazing.

- Well, huh, we'll see.

We are opening in, like, five days.

Oh, is the glue for, like, the carpet?

- Yeah. - Oh.

I didn't know they glued down carpet.

I am like Rumpelstiltskin.

I have just woken up

and I'm really stepping out

and--ah, I'm so nervous.

- No, you're gonna do great.

You're gonna do great.

I've known so many women like Sutton,

who all of a sudden find themselves

suddenly single with a lot of money,

saying, you know, "Well, what am I gonna do?

I wanna do something."

Yes, she has money, but she wants to create

a life of her own.

I respect that.

I'm sorry I can't make your store opening.

- I was thinking in my brain the other day,

we should do a trunk show.

- I would love to do that.

- We can play yacht rock.

- Yacht rock? I l--what's yacht rock?

[laughs]

Should I know what yacht rock is?

[awkward music]

- Yeah! - What's yacht rock?

- It's music you listen to on a yacht.

- Oh.

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- I don't know if this is even clean.

- It is clean. That's dirty.

- Oh.

It was down there.

Is--is that all right? - Oh, that one?

- Yeah. No, another one.

- I know, that one. That's--

- Here, let me do this.

- I know. - That one I trust is clean.

- How was your trip?

- Uh, it was fun.

Kyle's show was great.

- I'm glad you're home, baby.

- I'm glad to be home, too.

Thank you for starting to unpack...

- Of course. - And starting

to get us settled. I appreciate it.

After months of living in hotels,

we're back in Malibu,

leasing this house.

It's on over two acres.

But it's a beachy feel,

even though we're not on the beach.

Very open-concept, and it's cute.

So in New York,

Charlie said something publicly

about the document

that I was court-ordered to file.

- She and her legal posse traffic only in fiction.

She is behaving like a coward, and the truth will prevail.

- He called me a coward? - And a liar.

[laughs] A cow-- and I'm like,

"A coward for what?"

- What is he even coming up with?

- I had to file something for his filing.

- You filed, and then you had to, like,

file an answer because he filed.

That's-- - Right.

I'm not going after child support.

I did not file saying he hasn't paid me.

I wasn't gonna say a word.

He is the one that filed,

saying he didn't want to pay me at all,

even though he hasn't paid me for quite some time now.

So now I have a hearing set for November,

but I do not want to go through all that.

I just don't, 'cause it's not

just a one-time thing, where I just show up to court.

It's, like, an ongoing thing

where you can have depositions,

declarations from different people,

and that's something, you know,

the girls are gonna be able to hear.

- I know. It's--

I know you want to protect them.

- There's a lot that the kids don't know

about their dad,

and I want to keep it that way.

If he doesn't want to pay child support,

that's on him,

but it'd be nice to not say anything negative

about me with the kids, like...

hearing about it. - I know, I know.

- Even though he's Charlie Sheen,

that is still, to them, their dad.

I never talk badly about him,

and I want him to be part of their lives,

because I met a lot of the women

that Charlie entertained,

and many of them had father-daughter issues,

and I do not want that to be our girls.

[exhales sharply] - You okay?

- Yeah. - You look like you're

in a lot of pain, baby.

- I am. I'll be fine, though.

But in New York, it was brutal.

- I need to sit. - Me too. [groans]

And I didn't tell any of the women

'cause I don't want to be-- - Why?

- 'Cause I don't want to be Debbie downer.

I've been feeling pain for at least a year.

- And where do you notice the bulging?

- Right here. In the beginning,

I actually thought I had a tumor,

and then I was like, "Well, I'm definitely

"not gonna go to the doctor,

'cause who the (BLEEP) wants to hear what that could be?"

Do you do any heavy lifting? - Yes.

My youngest daughter has special needs,

so there's times where I have to lift her.

- That adds a lot of stress.

- What'd they say? - She told me

it's extremely dangerous.

She said I have to have surgery right away.

- That's a serious thing.

- Yeah, I know. The pain

is unbearable sometimes,

and I have a high pain tolerance.

- I know you do. - Yeah. [chuckles]

- Coming up:

- How is your hubby?

- He's good. You know, he is 80.

- How's sex?

[lilting music]

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- [groans] My legs.

♪ ♪

- Oh, there she is!

- Hello, my love!

- Oh, my God. You look good.

- Thank you, baby. Coming from you,

that's everything. - No, you look good.

How are you? - I'm good.

- Now I know I gotta put in more effort for you.

So what's been going on besides...

being a movie star? - [laughs]

Besides that? Uh, mommy-ness.

The boys are in middle school.

- Wow. For their sixth grade?

- Yeah. How's your boy?

- Yeah, my son is grown.

You know, he's 27 years old.

It's a whole other ball of wax.

- I have one of those, too.

My boy Oliver--

not only is he 28...

he's having a baby.

[laughs] I just found out.

Oh, my God.

- Congratulations.

- Thank you.

We need champagne. - I need a drink,

'cause I just saw my life flash before my ----ing eyes.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Oh, my God. - Is it okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

Congratulations. - Thank you so much,

and I don't want what I want at all.

- Hi. Do you have liquor?

- Yeah. [laughter]

- My friend and I need a drink.

After 11:00. - After 11:00.

Okay, we'll stick around.

- Can I have scrambled eggs and bacon?

- Okay. - I think I'm gonna do

the avocado toast,

and can I get a latte? - A latte.

- Wow.

- Wow.

I know!

It'll be you soon. I mean, I mean--

- No! Better not!

Congratulations to Garcelle,

but I don't want to be a grandmother.

I mean, do you really want me

to pick someone up from pre-K?

[bicycle brakes squeaking]

♪ ♪

No.

- How's your hubby?

- He's good. You know, he is 80.

- Wow. - I know,

which is unbelievable.

To think that he's still up every day, running his firm...

- 80's a big number.

And Erika's so hot. You know what I mean?

Like, if I swam in the lady pond,

it would be Erika's pond.

There, I said it.

How's sex?

[lilting music]

♪ ♪

It's okay. - [laughs]

- You know, people always ask that.

They're always like, you know,

"What's going on?"

Is it 20-year-old, ----ing all day long?

No. - No, but do you want that?

- Uh, not really.

- Mama's got to go. - Right.

And we got bills to pay.

- Yeah, absolutely.

- I've dealt with this forever.

The younger woman that marries

the wealthier, older man.

I mean, I'm tired of having to justify

my 20-year marriage.

Go get a 20-year marriage,

then come ----ing talk to me.

Are you gonna go to Sutton's store opening?

When is it? - Yeah.

Are you going? - Yes.

- Good. I don't know Sutton very well.

- I don't either. - You know? So yeah.

- I mean, I know she's from Augusta.

- Yeah. - Yes, I can hear

that accent. - Yes.

- [drawling slightly] Oh, bless her heart.

- Avocado toast.

- Yay. Thanks so much.

That looks yummy.

- I'm glad we got together.

- Me too. Are you dating?

- I'm open to all new possibilities.

- What about the boys?

Are they very possessive of their mom?

- Exactly. And someone has to also be open

to my package deal. I come with them.

- Yes, you do, and guess what? - You know, and that's

a big part of my life. - They come first.

- Exactly. 100%.

- And that's the one thing that I love the most about Tom

when my son was younger,

was that he welcomed him with open arms.

- I want that. - Yeah.

- That's... - That's amazing.

That's what I want. - Yeah, that.

- Wow.

[melancholy music]

- I'm very thankful.

- That is validating, that it's out there.

It's validating that it's possible.

It's validating that-- - Oh, yes, of course it is.

- I love seeing it in your eyes.

That's so beautiful. - That's my guy.

Thank you, honey.

Yeah, I married a guy that's 33 years older than me,

and yeah, he's got a lot of money,

but you know what? He's a ----ing good man,

and that is the most important thing.

So how are we gonna find you the billionaire?

- [laughs] That's right.

Not a millionaire. A billionaire.

I'm open. [laughs]

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- In the kitchen, I have baby protein stuff

that, like, helps me not get morning sickness.

- I'll grab it. - My gosh.

And now my dad won't stop texting me

about what he wants to name the baby.

- Like-- - He's naming the baby?

- He wants Toots.

Like, Toots?

Okay, now we move to retreat.

- It's pretty insane, actually.

- I was gonna invite, like, some of my girlfriends

to come. - Okay.

- So I'll just send a text to them.

Last year, I had a coaches' retreat,

and it was such a great way for us to grow,

learn from one another,

and this year,

I've opened it up to the public,

and I figured, why not invite my girlfriends,

who get confused about what I do for a living?

I'm an accountability coach. - What does that mean?

- I mean, I'm not a therapist.

- I'm not in one of your accountability membership,

so just take it down...

- Teddi. - "Oh, Teddi, are you the--

are you the accountability control?"

- No, let me tell you something.

- No, but you see what I'm saying.

- You know what? - That's not my job.

This is a chance for them to see me in action.

[cell phones chiming]

- We all received this text from Teddi.

"Hey, guys, as you're probably already aware,

I'm hosting an All In retreat."

- "I'd love to have you all come out for the day/night."

- "To take part in some health and fitness fun."

- "I know that it may not be something

"that floats everybody's boat,

so don't feel obligated to come."

- I was like, "Great. I don't have to go,"

immediately.

- "I promise it will not hurt my feelings."

- My feelings will be so hurt,

I will make you pay for a long time.

- This is a disaster waiting to happen.

- Hopefully, they'll get back to me sooner,

rather than later.

I feel like we're in good shape.

- Good.

- Coming up:

- Ah, thank you.

[breathing raggedly]

[percussive music]

- We should be okay.

I'm running a little bit behind.

I'll be at the door.

- Oh.

♪ ♪

- Yeah. I'm glad we have

a babysitter right now. - Yeah.

I don't know why I'm so nervous going under.

Obviously, I was put under having my implants put in

years ago,

but being put under after having kids--

I feel weird about it. - Right.

- I mean, God forbid something happens.

I don't want to leave them. I'm not ready.

I think at this point, where they are in their life,

they still need their mom,

and, you know,

these are very tender ages,

and they're influenced by so many different things.

Sh-- does happen.

I mean, there are ----ing mistakes.

I just don't want to be a mistake today.

I want to make sure my kids are safe

and that they'll make good choices.

Oh, baby, I wish I could jump into the future right now

and have it all done.

- I know. Well, maybe.

[string scales play]

- Wish I could jump into the future right now.

[echoing] Future right now.

- Well, maybe. Maybe.

- [echoing] Future right now.

Future right now.

- Really, honey.

Honey, that stuff worked.

We're in the future now.

- Oh, that's good. - Yeah, that's good.

- I don't remember sh--.

I do not remember the surgery.

I do not remember waking up.

Just help me.

- Okay, come on.

- I have a vague memory

of Aaron bringing me to his truck,

and after that, I have a memory of just...

Oh, and our room's nice.

[laughs] - Yeah, yeah.

- [laughing] Wheeling into our hotel room.

Oh, Christ.

How bad was I after the surgery?

- Yeah, but embarrassing loopy?

- Did you pack the alpha stim?

No, okay. Found them.

- Ah, these are good.

- They're good, huh?

All right, baby.

Here, this is gonna help stimulate alpha frequency.

- Thank you.

- Do you want to call the girls?

- Okay.

- I-if I sound funny, they're old enough to know.

[cell phone rings]

Her phone doesn't work at the house.

- She's not at the house. - Hello?

- Hi, honey.

- Hi, Mom. How are you feeling?

- Uh, everything went really good.

They had to do... - Good?

- A double hernia.

- Why?

- 'Cause it was on the other side, too.

It--the surgery was longer,

and they had to give me more stuff.

- Yeah. She's a little bit out of it.

- Now is probably the best sleep of your life

you're ever gonna get.

- [laughs] Thank you. - Probably.

- And you're going to Dad's?

- I'm already at Dad's.

We watched Lola's volleyball game.

- Oh, good. Did she win?

- No.

- Well, that's ogay--okay.

At least she tried.

[laughs] - Yeah.

I'm glad the surgery went well.

- Thanks, honey. I love you.

- I love you too. Good night.

♪ ♪

- Bye, honey.

I don't think those pills work.

- I know, right?

♪ ♪

- Hi. - [laughs]

- Guess what I have in my hand.

- No. It is?

- Yes, it is. - Oh, God!

- I know. All right, I have two copies.

Are you ready? - Yes.

- One for my lawyer. That would be you.

- Yes. - And then one for me.

I got it, see.

- That's a big deal.

- It is a big deal, babe.

- Do I have to call you Roxie now,

or do I still call you Erika?

- I'm Roxie Hart, honey.

The girl that used to work at Shakers

is the same girl

that is going to take the stage on Broadway

as Roxie Hart in "Chicago."

- Let's do it.

- Let me tell you something, honey.

Every time I stepped on the stage at Shakers,

I was dreaming of Broadway.

It just took me a little longer to get there

than most people.

I'm gonna miss you. - New York, New York.

- You're gonna come, what, every two weeks?

- Yeah. Charlene has me all scheduled.

- Thank you for being so supportive,

and I would not have this without you.

- You know, obviously, your success and your tours

and all those little steps...

- All led to here. - This is the big deal, baby.

- It's a big deal. - Yeah.

- It's a big deal.

It's great to have financial support,

but having someone's emotional support

is something that I wish I had more of growing up.

- I'm really proud of you.

- Thank you... [sniffs]

For saying that. [cries]

[spacey music]

Thanks.

- I really am.

- That's all I ever wanted. [sniffs]

♪ ♪

Thank you.

♪ ♪

Thanks, babe.

- It's too cool.

- It's great. - It's too cool.

- Coming up:

- Everybody wants to support you.

- Supporting means you come and you're well-behaved.

[upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

- Baby? - Oh, hi, honey.

- How are you feeling?

- I feel, like, worse than I thought I would.

- Well, it was a... - I don't know how--

- Six-hour procedure, so...

- I know.

- I think it was, like, deferred pain.

It was pinched here,

but you know how sometimes, you're hurt one side,

and you feel it somewhere else?

- My surgery was

much more invasive than I thought.

It was six hours,

not an hour to an hour and a half.

I had four hernias, not one.

- If you left this a little longer,

it could've been, you know, super severe.

Next time, you should tell me,

seriously. - No, I know.

Did you bring me some goodies from your center?

- Yeah, well, I did-- - Oh, you brought the beamer.

- Yeah, I got the beamer. - Thank you.

- So... - Thanks, honey.

- Do you know how to program it?

- I love this thing. - NASA's actually putting this

in their technology for suits,

'cause it, uh, lessens atrophied and bone loss.

- Really? - Yes.

I can't really say that,

but that's the truth of it.

- That's amazing.

- Do you want me to get you anything?

- Chicken noodle soup.

- I can do that.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- My mom raised my sister and I--

never depend on a man.

It's been an adjustment having my husband

want to take care of me

because I'm so used

to taking care of everyone else.

- Are you okay to move? - Yeah.

No, I--I went--I just went for my short walk.

Thank God I have a man that truly loves me,

loves my kids, and has my back.

I hope you don't mind. I booked another night here.

- I don't mind at all.

- And...

he still has that big dick.

[cell phone ringing] - Signal's here.

- Denise! - Hello, my dear.

- How are you?

- I'm good, but I'm a little more sore

than I thought. - Hello.

- I picked up some tools from my office.

- No, no, I'm good.

- All right? - Watch the incisions.

- This is a pulse magnetic field mat.

It's called a beamer.

So it helps vasomotion

and oxygen distribution.

- Ah.

"Osomotion" and "ostrogen"... [laughs]

- Vasomotion and oxygen distribution.

- Complete retribution. [laughs]

Okay, wait. Um...

- What are you doing? Are you--

- I'm having my hair and makeup done.

Um, Sutton is having her opening tonight.

- Oh, I forgot. I have to call her

to tell her I can't go.

- I've been taking those other herbal stuff,

but honestly, it's not really cutting it, so... [laughs]

- I love you.

- I love you, too. - All right, bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- There she is.

- I miss you!

- I miss you. How's it going?

- I'm getting very lonely here.

I've never been away this long.

But I'm gonna do dinner at my house

after I get home so I can see everybody.

- Oh, that'll be fun.

- You have somebody going there. What's going on?

- I'm going to Sutton's store opening.

- Yeah, I bet-- yeah, Sutton--

[phone beeps] - Of course.

♪ ♪

- Start your homework!

- [mockingly] Okay.

All right, I'm leaving!

- Bye! - Please do your homework.

- All right. Bye.

I love you, love you, love you.

- I have the wildest week next week, Teddi.

I go to QVC on Sunday. - Okay.

- I fly back here Tuesday.

Then I fly back to New York on the 3rd,

and then I come back that day.

- You're like, "What would I rather do,

take 65 planes or take one day of a retreat?"

- I think I might go to Teddi's retreat.

All right, so I have to come clean.

- Yeah. - I'm gonna come clean

right away. The other night,

I was a little sassy.

- Okay. - And I have to be honest.

I said, "You know, part of me

is relieved that I don't have to go."

I'm not going.

I missed the beach house.

- Yes, you did. - And I'm gonna miss

this one, too, and I'm not sad about it.

This is like a retreat. There's no fun at a retreat.

[laughter]

Well, I gave you a hard time the other night, a little bit.

- Ah, it's okay. You know what?

I can take it--to go! [laughs]

- You just can't have any expectations.

Zero, zip, zilch. Like, none.

Like, someone wants to leave? Fine.

Somebody doesn't want to spend the night?

Fine. - Oh, I don't care

about any of that.

- Were you mad that I didn't spend

the night here last night?

- No, I'm not mad. I just thought it was weird.

- I think it's weird that you should care,

but okay.

- I really don't have expectations.

- Yes, you do. [laughs]

- Yeah. - I think everybody wants

to support you,

everyone loves you,

but I think they're a little nervous.

Like, it's too open. "I don't care.

"I'd love for you to spend the night,

but you don't have to."

So I feel like you need to make it clear

what feels right for you in this situation

and be real specific about it.

Like, what do you want?

- In my dream scenario,

people would come and leave before the dinner.

It's for their ease.

- But you need to tell them that.

- Come, don't come.

Don't just cause sh-- when you're there.

- What if someone comes and causes sh--?

- Rinna, what are you talking about?

Are you trying to make me paranoid,

or is somebody really pissed at me?

Like, what the hell?

Here's the thing.

Supporting means you come and you're well-behaved.

- Not really.

- Coming up:

- Truthfully, I really don't care

if y'all come or don't. - Wait a minute!

I'm coming, and if you don't give a sh--,

then why am I coming?

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- And thank you. Hold that for a few more.

♪ ♪

- Come this way.

- Hi. How are you?

- Beautiful. Wow.

- Look at you! - Sutton, it's gorgeous.

It's stunning. - Thank you, thank you.

- It's really gorgeous. - Congratulations!

This is awesome. - It came together.

- I feel like it's my wedding day.

Like, it sounds so stupid, but it is.

It's, like, almost my wedding to myself.

- Hi! - Hey, hello.

How are you? - Nice to see you.

- Good to see you. - Congrats.

- Y'all come get some drinks and food.

- I have been wanting to open a boutique

for the last 12 years.

My ex knew that I wanted to do this,

and he just never took me seriously.

- Oh. - Hi!

- Well, hello!

- So maybe there is a little bit of me

that kind of wants to prove him wrong.

- This right here?

- That's August Getty. It's couture, I know.

It's amazing. - Wow.

- And it wouldn't be so bad

if I made my own money, too.

I don't need to, but...

might be kind of cool if I did.

♪ ♪

- Hi. - Hi!

- Dorit. Nice to meet you.

- Thank you, Emily.

- I do, I do, but you know what?

You--you see these headlines,

and you're just like, "What?"

Shut the (BLEEP) up.

Thank you.

- Good to talk to you, Emily.

[cheerful yelling]

- Oh, my God! - Thank you.

I know. - Oh, hello, Roxie Hart.

- The press release is out. The cat is out of the bag.

For six months, I could not talk about this.

Now I just want to scream,

"I'm gonna be on Broadway!"

- Hi, Roxie!

- And we get to share this experience together.

- I mean...

Roxie Hart on Broadway!

So ----ing awesome.

I was lucky enough to play Roxie Hart in 2007.

It's still, to this day,

the greatest part I've ever played.

Jazz.

Jazz!

Ooh! [laughs]

So excited!

♪ ♪

- There she is! - Yay!

- Cheers!

- All the fashionistas are here.

- Congrats! - Thank you, thank you.

- I'm wearing Alexis Mabille couture.

- That's cool.

I don't think we need to announce

that we are wearing couture.

- Oh, damn. - I love that flower.

- You know, it's kind of elitist,

like, "This is couture, and yours isn't."

But it still looks bad.

- Should we have a look around?

- Yeah, l--oh, I like this. - I like this little bar.

- Yeah, this bar cart is beautiful.

- I spoke to Denise before. - How is she doing?

- She had four hernias.

- She did. - Yeah.

- On that little tiny body.

- To have four hernias

and still rock her runway...

- Whoo! Nice.

- She deserves an Emmy.

- I'm hearing a rumor

that the mayor of West Hollywood is here.

- Oh, you were so excited. I was like...

- Who's the mayor? Tell me his name.

- Who is the mayor? - I don't know.

I don't live in West Hollywood. I live in Bel Air.

- It's the mayor. It's not Barack.

- Barack. [laughs] - And who am I calling?

- Uh, good evening, everyone, uh, Sutton.

- That's me.

- And all of you beauties.

- Are you the mayor?

- I am John D'Amico.

I'm the mayor of West Hollywood.

- You're the hottest mayor ever.

- How many mayors does she know?

- So, um, I--I want to-- come over here.

We want to--first of all, we want to have a toast.

- Well, we're gonna talk about permits later.

- Yeah, all of it. Let me congratulate you

on opening your new store in West Hollywood.

Our city loves having fun.

- And also, like, parking tickets here

is very strict.

- Yeah, parking is a thing. - Yeah.

Why? Why are y'all so strict?

- Why are your parking tickets really strict?

- Sutton, can you just thank the man?

Just say "thank you."

- It's way over the top. - And also,

you have to point your tires in a certain way.

What is that? - Yeah, doesn't make sense.

- I got two tickets for that.

- I mean, if you got the mayor right in front of you,

you might as well address what's really going on.

- Cheers. - Thank you.

- Cheers. - Cheers!

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, girls. - I don't want this.

What's in here? - I'm telling you,

it's a good gift bag.

- It's heavy. It's heavy.

- Thank you. - Dorit.

- Merry Christmas. - Thank you!

- Right? This feels really heavy.

- That was such a w-- bringing the bags to here.

I'm dying.

- By the way, Teddi, I'm coming to your retreat.

The things is, I'm coming after lunch,

and I have to leave that evening.

- Okay.

- Okay, what, Teddi?

Okay, it's fine, no problem?

Okay, you're pissed?

Like, what do you really mean?

- Here's the thing, guys.

Truthfully, I really don't care if y'all come or don't come.

- Really? - Uh...

- Wait a minute. I'm coming.

And if you don't give a sh--, then why am I coming?

- Because you want to a--

it's something you want to go to.

Anybody that actually wants to come

because they want to do it-- they should come,

but anybody that's gonna come and be a pain in the ass,

I'd really rather be like, "Don't come."

- Oh, my God. - Well, pain in the ass--

- I wouldn't be a pain in the ass,

but I really don't want to do it.

- No problem. I don't care.

- She cares.

- This is important to me,

and I invited you guys 'cause I like you

and I just wanted to give you the option.

- Teddi, I want to go simply to support you.

Obviously-- - But--no, but see,

I'm gonna tell you this.

- She doesn't want to do the experience.

It's just to support.

- It's not a situation where, like,

everybody's support is going to, like,

lift me up in the moment.

- Oh, Teddi.

The hole is deep enough already.

- Honestly, I can give you my word.

You not coming will not upset me.

♪ ♪

- With that said, I actually have a store

that I need to take care and say goodbye to people.

- Oh. - Okay.

- Thank you for coming. I hope it wasn't a struggle.

- It's fine.

- Next time, on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills":

- Welcome home. - Hi!

We have 16 people for dinner tomorrow night.

I don't like to waste any time.

- You were like, "I don't really care

if you come." - I--'cause I d--

- So I was like, "Wait a minute.

I'm coming, and I hope you give a sh--."

- Hi. - Yes!

[all cheer] - Gorgeous!

Thank you. - That looks delicious.

- I don't even care. - I do.

We already have people following us.

Let me go to the bathroom. - I have people

following me all the time.

- You do? - What kind of people?

- You have people following you?

- Why do you have people following you?

- I thought that Teddi,

maybe you were gonna be a little bored.

- [scoffs] Okay.

- She's about to cry. - No, I'm not.

- No! - Teddi.

- I am fine, you guys.

Like, everyone thinks I'm so uptight.

I'm trying to be chill, but then you keep

going, going, going.

♪ ♪

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