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- All right,

- All right, the astrology guy's here.

He's pulled all of your charts.

- Kyle is a Capricorn.

What will get you the most worked up

is when someone is being treated unfairly.

- Yeah. Yeah, I think it's ----ing weird.

- All right, Dorit, when you do get upset,

it's almost like a tidal wave.

- Let me finish! - You never stop talking!

- I'm gonna freak the (BLEEP) out.

- Oh, those are fighting words.

For me, that is some white people stuff.

[chuckles]

This season

on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

[all cheering]

- My God!

- Talk about fancy, this is how we roll!

Well, that's Beverly Hills.

- I need to buy myself a car to feel better.

- Like our Jag? Hey!

[laughter]

- [indistinct]

- What's wrong with you?

- I've never been with a girl. I've only been with a couple.

- Judgy was-y was a pregnant woman.

[laughter]

- Welcome to Rome! [cheering]

- Ciao.

[cheering]

- To Rome!

- I hope it's not over. I love drama.

- Denise, there is a side of you that is hidden.

- Ohh.

- She's not who she pretends to be.

- So they ----ed.

- That is a huge thing to ----ing say.

Don't try and destroy my family.

- What if she's manipulating me?

You sent a cease and desist?

[tense music]

- Who told you that?

- Ooh, you're so angry.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- Around here,

there's more than just dresses in everyone's closet.

- The secret to life,

dance like everyone is watching.

- I won't settle for anything less than everything.

♪ ♪

- Life is an audition, and, honey,

I am getting that part.

- You never know what to expect when I'm expecting.

♪ ♪

- Break a leg? Not in these heels, honey.

♪ ♪

- My life may not be a fairytale,

but I'll always get a happy ending.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I have to pack for North Carolina, then New York.

- Okay. - Then back to North Carolina,

but I still have to have room for my bags and my shoes.

- We're gonna make it work. - We got this.

But it is fashion week. - Okay.

- These, these, these. Oh, my God.

I've got to stop with all these bras!

I mean, I only have two boobs. [laughter]

♪ ♪

- You got everything packed? - Got everything packed.

- I'm getting anxiety just watching you pack.

- [laughs]

- Once a year, the ladies of Beverly Hills

pack their bags...

- Oh, yes. - And head to New York City

for Fashion Week.

It's like an annual pilgrimage.

You want to get your best clothes.

You want to be dressed up.

- It's in. The new corset.

- It's the closest that some of us

will ever get to a religious experience.

- Yes! - It looks--

This is like the evolution of Erika, I love it.

- The New York Fashion Week is just something

you don't want to miss.

Don't you jump on my bed!

But this year is different for me

because I am actually one of the designers.

Look how pretty this is.

- Oh, that zebra's amazing on the pink.

- And I had the brilliant idea of creating a line

and then debuting it at New York Fashion Week.

Why would I do that to myself?

I think we have 15 professional models,

and then Denise is walking.

Dorit, Teddi, Lisa Rinna, Erika.

- Are we not considered professional?

- What are you trying to say about my walk?

- Teddi's gonna be like this.

- Wow we're Facetiming.

- Yes. What are you wearing?

- Well, I'm wearing a lot of, like, jumpsuits.

- All black?

- Well, I'm showing in a lot of others colors.

- Oh, right.

Well, I will see you in New York. I cannot wait.

This is gonna be an epic girls' trip.

♪ ♪

- Oh, hello. - Good morning.

- Good morning. - How are you?

- Good.

You ready? - I think so.

- I used to be a model when I was younger,

but if I was not in Kyle's show,

would I be going to Fashion Week?

I'd rather not.

- I'm not shocked though.

♪ ♪

- Whoa, the Empire State Building.

- ♪ Big boy rains, big boy rain drop ♪

♪ Big boy change, big boy change up ♪

♪ ♪

- I think you can powder me

just a little bit, like, on the T zone.

Like, just a smidge. - Mm-hmm.

- Do you up your game for Fashion Week?

Abso----ing-lutely you do.

♪ ♪

- Hello. Welcome to the Towers at Lotte New York Palace.

I'm Becky, the general manager.

- Kyle Richards. - Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. My daughter, Sophia.

- Hi. - Hi. So nice to meet you.

Please, right this way. - Thank you.

- Welcome to your corner suite.

- It's so nice. This room is gorgeous!

- So this is the room for your daughters,

and this is your bedroom here.

- This is beautiful. This view is gorgeous.

- I didn't realize how high up we were.

- Don't look down.

[horns blare]

♪ ♪

- I don't think we've had a performance go this fast.

- Well, you went from doing our tour,

which was an hour show, and this is a fashion show.

It has to be nailed in that one moment.

That's the pressure.

- Ow! My head.

Fashion Week and Erika Jayne. It's a perfect marriage.

- All right, you mistresses of the dark.

We're gonna ----ing kill it. - Yeah!

[cheering]

- We got invited to go perform at the VFILES show,

which is a blog showcasing young, emerging designers.

all: Oh!

- I'm gonna look just like that at Kyle's.

[laughter] - Yeah, you and me both.

- Initializing VFILES runway simulation.

♪ ♪

- Wow.

- Honey, Erika Jayne is still performing.

She's still saying yes. - [coughing]

- Materializing Brooke Candy and Erika Jayne.

- I'm at the Barclays Center during Fashion Week,

and that's big,

until there's something bigger that comes along.

[cheers and applause]

[horn blares]

♪ ♪

[line rings]

- Hello?

- Hi, honey. - Hey, baby.

- How's it going? - The kids are great.

I did a barbecue, and Sami was like, "Oh, my God.

I miss a home-cooked meal," so that was nice.

- Aaron and I have been through so much,

in our first year of marriage.

[cheers and applause]

Fires happened.

I don't think we're gonna be living back here very soon.

We were living in hotels for four months.

Now, we're back in Malibu. I still do not feel settled,

but we are still having sex every day, so that helps too.

Did you get my naughty selfie I sent you?

- Oh, yes. - [laughs]

[line rings]

- Hi, mama.

- How are you?

- Oh, my God, Kyle. I'm exhausted!

- I know. Alexia just got here.

She was on the redeye right after you.

I know you're tired, and if you say no, I totally understand.

I really don't know what to do with the styling of the models.

- You've got all the samples there.

You have pictures.

You've got accessories. - Pictures?

- Is everybody having the same hair and makeup?

- When we decided to do a fashion show,

I wasn't really grasping what was going to happen

in New York City.

These are the things I don't know.

This is what I don't know. I'm supposed to decide this.

But now that I'm here, I'm scared.

When I think back to your fashion show,

you seemed very calm.

- This is backwards.

This should be lined up. Just pull your boobs in, yeah?

Honey, I've done it so many times.

- Well, can you do it one more time,

and let me know how it goes? [laughter]

- What about all the girls? - I don't know.

Erika's taking them somewhere, but I need you.

- Okay, let's just go there, and we'll figure it all out.

I promise. - Oh, my God.

You're a lifesaver. Thank you.

- The Sprinter's out here. Let's go.

- What would a trip be without a Sprinter?

- Come on, Denise. Get in the back.

- Well, thank you all for coming.

- Oh, we love to come. - I'm so excited.

- So when I was 18, I moved to the city

and did not go to college.

I moved to New York with big dreams

and started to audition and try to get jobs.

But like everybody else, the rent was due.

And my girlfriend said, "You know what?

"There's this place. It's kind of like a nightclub.

You should come with me," and we come out to Jersey.

And I'm like, "This is a strip club."

She's like, "No, it's a go-go bar."

And I was like, "Oh, okay," so I did it for almost,

like, two years. I don't know how to type.

I don't know how to be a secretary.

I know how to sing and dance, baby.

- I did not know that. - I had no idea.

- I got news for you!

I was stripping over here. I was stripping last night.

- There you go!

- The same sh-- 30 years later.

Nothing has changed.

- I feel very overwhelmed right now.

- I know.

The reason why I couldn't come in yesterday,

I had the mediation finally.

You know, the Beverly Beach lawsuit...

- Oh, right, right, right. - That we've been in?

- You're involved in an ongoing lawsuit with your

former business partner. - With Beverly Beach.

- He wants a certain amount of money.

The judge has ordered mediation.

And then we finally came to a resolution.

I think everyone's just like, "You know what?

Let's just be done with this."

- Yes. Oh! - I know. I know.

- Thank God.

- I've lived with this lawsuit that I couldn't express

my frustration about for so long,

but both parties gave a little bit.

Now, it's finally over.

- Is it wrong to grab a New York hotdog on the street?

- No.

- 'Cause I'm really starving to death.

- No. I'm thinking about getting a pretzel.

both: Yeah! Two Cokes! - Two Cokes.

- Two Cokes and a-- - And mustard.

- How much is it? - 22.

- There you go. Thank you. - Thank you!

Thank you! Thank you!

- Bye! Thank you!

- Mmm.

- Dorit, could you pay me back for that pretzel?

[laughs]

[horns blare]

Thank you. - Thank you.

Let's do this, honey. [knocking]

- Hello? - Hey!

- Hi, Shahida! How are you?

Mwah! - I'm good.

- Good to see you. - Yeah!

- Shahida's had a clothing line for many years,

and then I have my own very specific ideas,

so right now, we have merged our ideas together.

Look how amazing this-- I love--honey, look at this!

- Yes, so this is the whole version.

- Whoever prints these is-- I mean, the print is--

- It's my printing machines. - It's yours?

- Yes.

- I want to not only have it online,

but to have it in boutiques and big stores.

Hotel gift shops. Everywhere.

- I'm so excited for you guys. - Look at all this stuff.

Wow, there's a lot in here. Holy moly.

- Are these all of yours? - Yes. It's all ours.

- I'm seeing things I didn't know about.

This whole rack is concerning me...

- Okay. - To be honest. These are no.

- I've worked so hard on that one!

- How do you have a line?

You haven't even seen the pieces.

- What is this? I didn't see this print either.

I mean, I don't know what this is.

- What, you just woke up and said,

"Why don't I just put my name on it

and it'll be a success?"

- This is the first time I'm seeing that one.

I thought we were only doing the straight down.

- Yeah, I added this afterwards, right.

- And I don't like this button. - Yes, I'm an amateur at this,

but I've been working really hard.

Do we have this in another color?

I love animals, and I love color, and I love nature,

so I will take a bunch of snapshots

and send them to Shahida.

This one I love, love, love, love, love.

And poof!

It shows up in my mailbox with the sample.

It's exciting.

- No need for experience or know-how.

- That doesn't work on me, 'cause of my boobs, but yeah.

- Yeah, but you're not wearing all the pieces.

- I know.

- Of course Kyle's freaking out.

She doesn't know what the hell she's doing!

- There's a lot of pressure.

- Can you believe pressure on me?

- I know, I know, I know, but I'm getting anxious.

- Coming up...

- Denise! - Garcelle!

- [chuckles]

- Once, one of my kids found my vibrator on my bed.

- Do we have this

- Do we have this in another color?

I don't know why this green thing is here.

- The fashion show is tomorrow. - I know, I know, I know,

but I'm getting anxious.

- How's everything going? How are you feeling?

- Everything's going good. We're just sort of eliminating

the things that I don't want to go out.

- It's just really important for runway that it doesn't look

like, you know,

a run of robes or a run of pajamas.

If you can just help me to say what you like

and don't like, then I can pull that.

- That's what she's doing. That's what she's done

the last--yeah. - That's what's happening.

- All right. I'm going back to...

- Thanks, Tracie. - Home base, over there.

- Okay. - See you guys.

- So.

- Kyle's team look like they are about to explode.

- These are no.

- Kyle, you don't like that black robe?

- It stands out like a sore thumb,

'cause it's the only one.

- Well, because you have a load of prints.

When you have a solid, that breaks it up.

And I'm just thinking I've got to save

Kyle's fashion show from Kyle.

- It's so cute on you. Gosh. - You know what I mean?

- Wow. - There we go, Dorit.

Yes!

Okay, good.

- We'll find, like, a great belt.

- Yep. - If we need it.

- Thank you for coming. - My pleasure.

- Here we go. I love this.

- So cute. - Isn't that cute?

- So you. It's very signature.

- I wish I'd brought, like, a red pump.

- We've got red pumps for days. - Here's the thing.

You've got a great team. - Yes.

- Great team. They know what they're doing.

They're gonna get the show in order.

It's essential to have the right team

and to trust your team.

- Sorry I'm so stressed. - Don't worry.

- However, too much trust,

and you can find yourself in a frivolous lawsuit.

- Thank you so much. - Good luck. Bye.

- I'm so pissed right now. - I know.

- It's gonna be amazing. It's stressful.

- I don't want to have something out there

with my name that I don't love.

- Exactly.

- We're here.

- This is so exciting, Erika! - No, it isn't.

It's scary.

- Hold on. The parking lot is full.

For the record, it's noon. - Oh, my God.

This is a bad idea. - No it's not.

- This summer, we've all grown closer as a friend group.

I've opened myself up and shared things about my life.

- Shakers. - Oh, my God.

But it also makes me nervous.

I might see somebody I used to date in here.

You never know. [laughter]

Nothing has ----ing changed. - Whoa.

- I don't know how it's gonna be received.

- Oh, my God, Erika.

- Are they gonna be accepting? - It's like "The Sopranos."

- [chuckles]

- Or are they gonna pass judgment?

This was my life.

- How many songs would you go out a night?

- 30-minute sets, and you did six sets.

- Would it just be bathing suits?

- Yeah, this is it.

- I love strip bars, but I like to go to a strip bar

where they actually take all their clothes off.

It's not stripping if you leave your bathing suit on.

- That's a cute suit. - It's a really cute suit.

- Is that Beverly Beach?

No, I mean, not in a shady way. I'm just saying.

- No. It's cute. - It's ----ing dope.

Can you do me a favor? Can you give this to her?

Black-and-white suit.

- I can't picture Amelia doing that.

I just can't quite picture Erika doing it.

Like, this young 18-year-old. Same age as Amelia Gray.

Uh-uh, nope.

- You know what?

You shouldn't be like, "Oh, I would never."

Okay, well, just you wait.

Maybe if I grew up with wealthy parents,

I wouldn't have been working at a place like Shakers,

but you play the hand you're dealt.

- And, I mean, this is basically

what I'm doing on Instagram now.

- I know. - How sad is that?

[laughter]

- What are you guys doing here? - I used to work here.

- Get outta here! - Yeah.

- No, I used to work here. - I used to drink here.

- Ahh! - Apparently, you still do.

[horn blares]

- Hi.

[upbeat music]

- Good afternoon, Ms. Beauvais.

- Hello. - Welcome to the Towers

at Lotte New York Palace. We're so happy to have you.

- I'm thrilled to be here. It should be fun.

I have a love affair with New York City.

I love the fashion, I love the people and the combustion.

It's just beautiful chaos to me.

Being able to move to New York City at 17 years old

to begin my modeling career made me strong,

'cause I know I can handle anything.

Even those damn housewives.

- Ms. Beauvais, welcome to your Tower corner suite.

- Wow.

I won't use the kitchen. [laughter]

Look at this view! I could live like this always.

- You should live like this always.

- I should live like this.

Acting was just the next step.

Wow.

"Coming to America" was my first real movie,

but my breakout role was definitely

"The Jamie Foxx Show."

I get a lot of guys that come up to me and go,

"You were my crush."

And I go, "Were?" [laughter]

Come on.

Denise! - Garcelle!

[laughter] We're happy you're here.

- I can't wait to see you guys.

Let's meet up. I want to see what you're doing.

- We'll meet for a drink. - Okay.

- Lisa and Erika may meet us later.

- Okay. That sounds perfect.

- So what-- - All I have to say is

shot, shot, shot!

- Ahh! [laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- ♪ Buy everything ♪

♪ Buy, buy everything ♪

♪ Like to buy everything ♪

♪ Buy, buy me everything ♪

- Wow, that drop is a lot. - Yeah. Thank you.

- You're welcome. - Thank you.

- Right over here, ladies. - Thank you.

- Enjoy. - Thank you so much.

- Can I get the Casamigos Reposado neat?

- Sure. For you?

- The same. - Do you want a lime?

- I don't need one. - I don't need one.

- Oh, my God. You're like me!

- Garcelle is the same girl I met 20 years ago.

We did a pilot together.

Never went to series, but I loved her,

and we've stayed in touch over the years.

Oh, you did the whole ----ing thing.

- Whew! Do I have hair on my chest?

[laughter] - Hello, ladies.

- Oh, there you are. both: Hi!

- Garcelle. Hi. - Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - Hi! How are you?

- Good, thanks. How are you? - Good.

- We just did shots of tequila. - All right.

- You gotta catch up. - She seems cool.

- I'll have a soda with lemon. - Okay.

- And you'll love her husband.

Am I the only single one? I am.

- For now. - For now.

As a single mom, my time is very limited.

I have twin 11-year-old boys.

They are rambunctious.

They are smart, and I share 'em with their dad.

It's busy. The sex life, not so busy.

- We were talking about dating when you have kids.

- Oh, right.

- It's not easy. - Once, one of my kids

found my vibrator in my bed, and I said--

- Oh, my God. - I was like,

"It's really great for your shoulder."

- Like, your shoes. Those boots.

Where are they going?

Girl. [buzzing]

You pack this when I'm done.

- I have a black one and a white one,

depending on how I feel.

You're not supposed to be in my stuff.

I took a black vibrator because I was going to New York.

I was thinking urban. No, I'm kidding.

[laughter]

Am I blushing?

- Where did you grow up? - Well, I'm from Haiti,

but I grew up in Massachusetts.

I was seven. I didn't speak a word of English.

It was the dead of winter.

I had never seen white people,

and it was a culture shock.

My mom left us in Haiti and came to the States,

so she could make money and send for us,

so that we could live the American dream.

And I'm living the American dream.

"Sesame Street." That's how I learned English.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Look at you, hottie! - Oh, my God.

- If you're gonna come in, you better come in like that.

Oh, my God. You're amazing.

- I don't know you, but I feel like I know you.

- Oh, my God. - Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you, gorgeous.

Bad bitch. [laughs]

That's how you make an entrance.

- All right, I need a shot.

- Yes, you do, because these girls--

- Yes. Are you a tequila neat too?

- Yes. - Get the (BLEEP) out of here!

- No. She ----ing shoots it.

She's not a sipper.

- If we're gonna take it, we're gonna take it.

- Yes. - I live for you already.

- I know. I told her.

- Coming up...

- Lisa?

- That's a Dolce bra. - Yeah.

- I love it.

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Lisa Rinna!

- Hi!

- Look how cute you look. - Hi, sweetie.

Look at you. - Nah.

- I met Sutton about six, seven years ago.

She's southern, and she lives in L.A.,

but she travels to New York City

for Fashion Week, Paris, Milan, and she buys couture.

And none of these other hos do.

- We're going to this fitting, and I'm so excited

that you get to come to Domenico's house.

- Okay, I'm speechless about it to be honest.

- It's so beautiful. Dolce & Gabbana is the best.

They give me tiaras for my birthday every year.

It's so funny. - They do?

- Yeah. - Stop it.

What does it say about Sutton that Dolce & Gabbana

make a one-of-a-kind piece for her?

It says that she's rich, honey. She's rich.

♪ ♪

- Welcome to Dolce. - Look at the view!

- Isn't it gorgeous? - Okay, so Amelia is over

that way, a little bit. I think.

Amelia's going to the New School, living in New York.

Delilah is now back in L.A.,

so I still have daughters on both coasts.

They've just switched.

- Hello. - Thank you for having us.

This is Lisa. - Hi.

- Her daughter was in the Dolce show.

- Oh, lovely to meet you.

Domenico and Stefano send their warmest regards.

- Oh, I'm sad they're not here.

- Hi. - I'm Francesca.

- Buongiorno. - Look at this.

Oh, my gosh.

- They brought this coat that's haunting me.

- One of a kind. - That's really lucky.

This coat--it's like buying a small yacht.

So I'm gonna wait in here. - Okay.

- Sutton's ex-husband's into hedge funds.

Who knows? Like, money stuff, right?

When they divorced, Sutton had no idea

she would be set for life,

'cause there are homes, private jets...

Ahh.

And I think there's a baseball team for two or more.

I don't know. She has a lot of ----ing money.

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

- The crown is heavy, darling,

so just leave it where it belongs.

- Oh, wow.

It's not so heavy.

- Lisa, are you ready for the unveiling?

- Yes, I am. - Okay.

- [gasps]

- That's a Dolce bra. - Yeah.

I think I'm gonna do a camisole.

- I love it.

Listen, if you're paying that kind of money,

it doesn't really matter what you look like.

I love it.

The more over-the-top, the better.

She looks great.

- Excuse me.

♪ ♪

- Hello, pretty mama.

- Oh, hello! - How are you?

- Good. - Hello.

- Hi. - Hello, girlies.

- I ran the Bergdorfs for your boots.

I didn't find 'em. - You didn't find it?

- Well, I didn't find anything that was under $5 million,

and it's either of my kids go to college,

or I can get the boots. - Yeah.

- Hi.

- May I offer something to drink?

- Can I have a spicy margarita? - I'll have a margarita neat.

- Do you have Casamigos Reposado?

- No problem. No problem. Right away.

- I want to give you a little heads-up about something.

It's gonna piss you off.

- Oh, shoot. Really? - Charlie responded publicly.

- What did he say?

- She and her legal posse traffic only in fiction.

My day in court is painfully overdue.

She's behaving like a coward, and the truth will prevail.

- He called me a coward? - And a liar.

- Eh, I've been called worse by him.

Actually, that's tame. [laughter]

And if you want to know what those names are,

you can actually just Google it.

- Oh, thank you so much. - Oh, that is not a reposado.

That's a blanco. - It's okay.

- Can I please get the reposado?

- In the middle of it all. - It is the reposado.

- That is not. That is a blanco. Thank you.

- Oh.

- I know my tequila. - Hey. Hey. Hey.

- Sorry, this is getting me all fired up now.

- I know, you're-- It's fine.

- He hasn't paid me child support in over a year,

and he's very lucky,

'cause I never took him to court.

- And why didn't you?

- I was gonna-- it is such a toxic road.

- Yeah, it's not worth it. - It brings up so much, like...

both: Anxiety. - You're an amazing mom.

You put your kids first.

You've taken such the high road when you didn't have to.

- Thank you.

- I've been friends with Denise for 20 years,

and I remember seeing her struggle

to get her kids in the right school

because some schools don't want the liability of Charlie Sheen.

- I'm so done... - Over it, yeah.

- Dealing with this. - Yeah.

- Do you have a lawyer? - No.

I don't necessarily want to go down that road.

- (BLEEP).

Denise, the legal process does not wait for anyone.

- What do they do if I don't show up to court?

- I don't know, you know, but you need to hire a lawyer.

Get a plan.

- You know what they're gonna say?

They're gonna say to go to court.

- Let me see if I can find out. Hold on.

I mean, I'm no lawyer,

but in life, if you don't confront things right away,

they tend to grow out of your control.

Honey, I have a question. It's a legal question, okay?

- Yes. - My friend Denise's ex-husband

has filed documents saying that he no longer

wants to pay child support.

Like, does she have to show up,

or does she not have to show up?

- We gotta be on the safe side.

You have to show.

But she should be there with me or somebody else.

- Oh, my-- - Oh!

- I love the way you volunteer yourself for this sh--.

I love it.

All right. Well, I'll have her call you later.

- Okay. - Bye-bye.

- Bye. - You have to do something.

- I really don't want to even deal with this.

- You need to handle it. - You gotta do something.

- Well, it's a Saturday,

so I'm dealing with this when I get home.

- No, we're dealing with it right now.

- Yeah.

- You need to walk upstairs, and you need to get a lawyer.

- I am not getting a lawyer right now.

I will deal with this when I get back to L.A.

- Okay.

- I appreciate the ----ing advice, but if anyone knows

Charlie, it's me, and I know how to handle it.

It's not your family. It's mine.

I'm not even gonna show up to that court date.

- Coming up...

- I need to keep space between you and her.

- Stop. - She's gonna blow.

- Well, I will ----ing blow,

and she won't have to be there.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Do you think you can pull up my bra straps?

It's right here.

Did you do them even?

- I think so. - You think so.

[laughter]

- Look at this.

- I swear to you I have the most beautiful girlfriends.

- Oh, gosh. - Hey, guys.

- Hi! - Welcome to Lavo.

- Oh, this looks so good! - I'm getting a drink.

Okay.

- Hey! all: Hi!

- Look at us. We're sort of twinning.

- How are you?

- My friends have flown across the country.

Hi, gorgeous!

And yet it's hard to get everyone together at one time.

- I miss you. - Hi.

- It's like we're home in L.A.

Everyone's just doing their own thing.

Hello? Aren't you here for my show?

- I'll have a vodka club soda.

Three squeezed lemons. Carcass out.

- Okay. - Carcass out?

- Just, like, the lemons out.

- Can I get [indistinct] soda?

Three limes. Carcass out.

[laughter]

- I'm so excited about tomorrow.

- I don't think I've ever had this much going on at one time.

I really feel very overwhelmed.

- But think about

after tomorrow how you're gonna feel.

- I know, but then I leave for North Carolina...

- I know, but-- - And leave my family.

When I was eight years old, I played Lindsey Wallace

in the original "Halloween."

So it was really exciting when they asked me

to reprise my role in the new "Halloween,"

but cutting my hair was the director's idea,

because these bangs are not a good look for me.

I know, for these next couple of months,

it's gonna be really ----ing hard.

- It's gonna be hard. - And my husband,

it's hard on him, too,

because we've never been apart like that.

- Are you more nervous about the fashion show

or "Halloween"?

- Acting, I don't feel nervous about that at all.

I only feel nervous about leaving everybody.

The longest I've ever left my family for is for five days,

and I struggled with that.

[line ringing]

Ugh. He's probably drunk and stoned.

- Yo...

Agency!

♪ ♪

Whoo!

[all cheering]

- Sh--. [line ringing]

This is so annoying.

Love bean! - Hold on.

- [laughs] - Hey, how are you?

- I'm good. How are you?

Can you--we're both at two parties--

- Across the USA, right? You look beautiful, honey.

- Aw.

Well, I just want to check in and say that I love you.

I'm so sorry that I can't be there today supporting you,

and make sure that my dogs are safe please.

- [sighs] Seriously? I miss you.

I'll talk to you later.

I love you. Bye!

- Love you. Bye.

♪ ♪

- Is it time for a shot? - It's always time for a shot.

♪ ♪

- Hi!

- Sutton. - Sutton!

- Kyle! - How are you?

- Oh, my gosh.

Thank you so much for having me.

- So nice to meet you. Very nice to meet you.

- Hi!

- Welcome to this group. Come on in.

- Y'all are so sparkly.

- Denise. - Hi, Denise.

- Hi. Nice-- I'm gonna give you a hug.

- Okay. - Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too. I'm so excited for your show.

- Why don't you get a drink and I'm gonna seat everybody.

- Okay. I love a drink.

- And we'll introduce you to everybody.

- Walking in to this group of ladies,

I didn't know that it was, like, a disco kind of night,

because I feel like maybe I look too proper.

- I'm really into this show.

- Fishnets make everything look good.

- Oh, my God.

- Erika's dress is a little short.

That's where I get a little judgy.

I love the sleeves. So who is it, by the way?

- Fenty. - It's Fendi?

- Fenty. No. Fen-tee. - Fenty.

- Rihanna. Fenty.

- If a celebrity has done a collaboration,

I could care less.

I mean, if God came down and helped collaborate

with Tom Ford on this dress, that does not interest me.

- Hi. - I want you to meet Sutton.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.

- You look beautiful. - Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Teddi looks like she's wearing a black romper.

Cute.

Could I get a champagne? - Sure you can.

- And would you mind dropping an ice cube in it please?

- Oh, I've never heard that. - [speaking French]

- Hold on. Dorit, hold.

- I need to take a photo. - I need you seated.

- I need to take a photo. - Who would buy this sh--?

This is a joke.

- Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

- I would love a Belvedere. - This is a lie.

There's no way Dorit is keeping money in that bag,

so I don't think she'll be paying me back

for that pretzel anytime soon.

I want to ask a really tacky question.

How much is this? - Kyle.

- Do you know if there are place cards?

- Come sit over here. - Thank you. Thank you.

I'm looking for place cards.

- No, we don't have any. - Oh.

[clinking glass] Lisa Rinna!

- Guys, I just wanted to say congratulations to Kyle.

I hope that you're looking around and seeing

how many people love you and are here to support you.

- Yeah. - That's true.

- Yay!

- This is a really exciting time.

New York Fashion Week.

On behalf of Shahida and me, I really thank you so much.

It's a time to celebrate not just the fashion show,

but friendship and life, and I think right now

is a pretty good time for Teddi to share something.

- I'm sitting, 'cause I'm, like,

awkward social speaker, but I want--

- Stand up.

- I just wanted to say...

I'm pregnant!

[wild cheering] - Oh, my God!

- Coming up...

- This is two sizes too big. This is, like, sabotage.

- Can we put an insole in it? - Oh, my gosh.

[upbeat music]

- I think right now is a pretty good time

for Teddi to share something.

- I just wanted to say...

I'm pregnant!

[wild cheering] - Oh, no, what?

- Oh, my God!

- In the back of my mind,

I knew I always wanted to have another baby,

but I didn't think it could happen.

- Pregnant.

Pregnant. Wow.

- I'm, like, emotional.

- Me too. - And I don't get emotional.

- I told Kyle like, "I don't want to do it near your night,"

and she's like, "You have to do it!"

I'm pregnant. - No!

- I've been waiting to tell you.

- Are you kidding me?

- Wait a second!

Teddi, you kicked my ass on that bicycle.

[laughter] [bell dings]

- Excuse me. - Excuse me.

- Excuse me. - I'm sorry.

- Denise, I think we lost Erika.

- What the (BLEEP) is wrong with my bike?

- You lost to a pregnant woman! - (BLEEP).

- I see her every morning working out without fail.

When I was pregnant, I slept till noon.

I was vomiting on the subway. What the (BLEEP), man?

- That's beautiful news. - I love babies.

However, I'm glad it's not me.

- Are you?

- When my son got out of the crib,

you have the baby gate on the door.

He would be, like, screaming,

and people would look at me like,

"What are you doing?"

I'm like, "It's called training."

You gotta be mean. Let 'em cry, let them cry.

- You are Southern to the core. That is how I was raised.

"Let them cry." A Southern mom takes no sh--.

Will beat your ass with a belt. I grew up in Atlanta.

- I grew up in Augusta. - I can hear it.

My grandmother was even worse.

She would hit me with a flyswatter.

That was convenient.

You know, [imitates thwack]

- Hi, ladies. - Are you excited?

- No. Are you nervous? - Come on.

- This is New York Fashion Week.

- It's my first fashion show,

so I don't know what glitches and, like, things to expect.

- How many pieces do you have?

- Shahida, how many looks did we have

by the end of the day?

- Around 45. - Oh, my God.

- That's a lot. - Will we just be in one look?

- Just in one look. - Just one look.

- By the way, I was thinking

to have you naked with only a headband.

[laughter]

- ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

- I don't know what I'm wearing.

- It makes it a little difficult.

- [chuckles]

- Denise is asking me

if we're doing a slicked-back pony,

so I'm kind of doing, like, side part, slick, high pony.

- Shahida, how many RSVPs do we have?

- Let me confirm it to you. - Okay. Bye.

- All right. - Another 36.

[phone rings] Hey, what's up?

- So I don't know what happened,

but Tracie told me

that I need to keep space between you and her...

- What? - All day today at the show.

- Stop. When I went in I was stressed,

and there were some things I didn't like.

- It's gonna be crazy backstage,

so let's not get too ambitious.

- Well, she's gonna blow.

- Well, I will ----ing blow,

and she won't have to be there.

I am going to avoid her, not because she told me to,

because I don't know what I'm gonna do,

and there's too much at stake today.

- Well, it's gonna be interesting.

Okay, so call me when you're here.

- Okay. Thanks. - Okay. Bye.

[horn blares]

♪ ♪

- I'm so nervous right now.

- I'm so nervous.

- I literally am so nervous. You have no idea.

Oh, look at all the models. - Hi.

♪ ♪

- Hello.

- Oh, my gosh. - We're here. We're here.

We're ready. - It's really happening.

You like-y? - I love it.

If my clothing line does not succeed, it's not like

I'm gonna be on the streets tomorrow,

but we have put a lot of money

into the production of the show.

I'm scared there's going to be mistakes.

I'm scared people won't like the clothing.

We can go pick other stuff.

They may change, and we're gonna decide.

- Yeah. Okay. Let's come on back.

- I don't want people to say, "What a joke.

"Kyle Richards coming in thinking

she could design a clothing line." No.

- I'm so hungry. - Hold on.

Well, come look at the clothes and then get the food.

Eat an almond.

♪ ♪

- We're here!

Dorit, you're over here with me.

- Am I? - Yeah.

- Why are they giving me-- this is two sizes too big.

I can't wear shoes that are two sizes too big.

- Oh, sh--. No, no, no.

- Can we put an insole in it?

And if not, if I can't-- - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

So this is how Kyle pays me back

for saving her entire show?

This is, like, sabotage.

I get clown shoes? They're huge!

- Oh, sh--, Dorit. - Okay, so go down. Go down.

You're gonna go down.

On the end center riser,

your thing, your thing.

- Tracie? - Yeah?

- So my other daughter Alexia ended up coming in,

and she's walking too. - That's fantastic.

We just have to figure out where the color story is,

because, like, we had everything lined up,

and you pulled clothes for the thing.

So I've gotta, like, reorganize again.

- Oh, okay.

- I was up until 5:30 in the morning doing that.

- Oh, my God. Okay. Yikes.

- Yeah, so, right, so just let's get through this.

- Yeah, I'm just making sure that you knew.

- Oh, honey, yeah. - Okay. Perfect.

- Cool. - Perfect, perfect.

Regardless of whether you had my daughters in the lineup

or not, they're walking in the show,

and I am not to be ----ed with right now.

♪ ♪

- Hi, you guys!

- Hi! - You look great! Hi!

both: Mwah! Mwah!

- I want more leg. More leg. - You want more leg?

I want more of your body showing. Sorry.

- Do you want it open? It's your thing.

- Can you take it off, for one second?

- Yeah. My job is to walk in Kyle's fashion show

and do what? Sell the clothes.

- Will you try this on for a second, Rinna?

- It's not about me. It's about Kyle.

Even though everything's about me,

I'm trying to make this about Kyle.

- Whoa. - That's really pretty.

- Let's do this then.

♪ ♪

- All right, let's go.

- Ah, I can't wait. - This is exciting.

- I know. - So we're G0 and G1.

- Yeah. - Okay, Teddi,

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna stop.

You're gonna pause, you're gonna look,

and then you walk up the first runway, and--

- How fast do I need to walk? - Not super fast.

Slow, but not too slow.

Fast, but not too fast, so just steady.

- In my head I'm like, "Teddi, you better not fall down."

Okay. Is this walk fine?

- Great. Perfect.

You got this. You're gonna be amazing.

- Thank you so much. - My pleasure, honey.

- Oh, that's so cute!

It's a family photo. Ah!

- Having my nieces here means the world to me.

Paris and Nicky are style icons really.

- Are you modeling? - I'm modeling.

- Oh, that's a strong-- - It's a look, right? I know.

- And of course, it wouldn't hurt having my nieces

put on their Instagram,

"Hey, this is my aunt's line. Do you like it?"

- I'm excited. I can't wait.

- Anybody who's in the show!

Everybody ready?

- You're coming with me. This way.

- Oh. - Go, go, go!

Models to the front now! - Ready to go on down.

- Right behind her.

- All models now! We gotta go!

- Oh, my God.

Where do I go again? I forgot.

- Everybody in the show. - Hold on. Hold on. Sh--.

- (BLEEP) it. I just got nervous.

- I'm, like, sweating bullets.

- Do you need water or anything?

- I need a cocktail.

- All models now!

- All models now! We gotta go.

- Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Oh, my God! It started?

- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

- Whoo!

♪ ♪

- There's Alexia. - Whoo!

- Whoo. Whoo. Whoo. Work it!

- Whoo! Come on, Sophia!

Put your hand up. Put your hand up.

Yeah, there you go.

- Now, this is cool. - I love everything about it.

- I'm like, "I want it right now."

- Me too. We'll have to fight for it.

- What? I do not fight for my clothes.

[laughter]

I'm getting it.

- Here comes Erika. - Whoo!

- I would have liked to have seen Erika in something else.

I thought it was a little frumpy-looking.

There, I said it.

Is she behind me? [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Oh, Denise is so not nervous. - Whoo!

- Nice. - Oh, you next, Teddi?

You got this. Here goes the famous Teddi walk.

[laughs]

- Try to walk better than Kyle's walk in Provence.

Try to walk better than Kyle's walk in Provence.

- Like she got off a horse. [laughter]

Oh, no. Okay.

- My walk is so bad. It's just like my dad.

- Work it, girl. - So pretty.

- You got this, Teddi!

- She looks amazing. - Amazing.

- [exhales]

- Cheer when you see Faye. [cheering]

- She's saying "hi" to people. - Dorit.

- Dorit! Yes!

Dorit puts a lot of energy

into looking her absolute best all the time,

so it's no surprise that she looks unbelievable today.

- She looks great.

- Whoo! Look at her working it.

- Yes, Rinna!

- This girl's been trying to get on a runway for years!

[cheering]

Honey, I left it on the floor. Like, I gave it.

I had to at the end! I had to!

- That was a really good show.

[cheering, chatter]

- Yeah! [cheering]

- The show was a huge success.

I'm so happy. I cried the whole time.

- You did it! - You did it!

- We were all so happy that day.

It's actually hard to even imagine

how terrible things would soon become.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Who gives a sh--?

- Well then, see, if you had been honest--

- I was honest.

- No. - I've been honest.

I'm done. - Denise?

- No. I'm done.

♪ ♪

- All right. I'm good. - All right.

- Set for an interview. - Talk to me.

- Any cast member who comes onto the show,

you're told all you have to do is tell the truth.

- And it's not for everybody.

♪ ♪

- I'm done. I'm not ----ing doing this.

- Denise? - Don't say a ----ing word.

- If there's something you want to run from--

thank you so much--

that's the worst thing you can do.

- We're on camera. Don't say a ----ing word.

- We sign up to show our real lives.

You can't hide anything. You're leaving. Why?

- I'm sure they'll fill you in.

- Okay.

Do I think it's comfortable

to talk about my daughter's eating disorder?

No, but that's life.

- I am not doing this, you guys.

Stop. I am--stop. Bravo. Bravo. ----ing Bravo.

I'm out. I am not ----ing doing this.

- Denise has a secret, and no matter how hard you try,

the truth always comes out.

- I'm a very married woman,

and I love my husband.

- You don't have to explain yourself.

- ♪ Heavy, heavy, heavy is the head ♪

♪ That wears the crown ♪

[line ringing]

- Hello?

- Did you see all the headlines?

- I did.

- I bet you anything she doesn't

show up for the reunion. - Oh, she's done.

If you ask me, we will never see

Denise Richards again.

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

- So Denise, you ready to talk about all of this?

- ♪ I wear my crown proud ♪

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