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- Previously on

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Remember we talked about the wine tasting trip?

There is a chateau in Provence.

- Oh, what are we wearing?

- Very cashmere. Sweater-y.

- But not, like, super glam.

- There's no need for glam. I look good enough.

- Kim, you giving Lisa Rinna that bunny

was really ----y.

- Are you kidding? - That was so proper.

- It took me a long time to get out of Erika Jayne.

- Lisa was using her Erika persona

to speak rudely to my sister.

I feel like that's complete bullsh--.

- Camille needs to own her sh-- now.

And if you've been talking behind anybody's back here,

she better, like, step up and tell everybody.

'Cause I know for a fact she has.

- Dorit, there's a little bit of phoniness.

I don't know if she has all the money she has.

- Camille invited on this trip? - She's invited.

- Of course!

We're gonna beat her up in France.

- Oh, it's Camille. How are you?

- We're sitting here watching the plumes of smoke.

The cops said mandatory evacuation.

You must leave your house now. - Sh--.

[upbeat music]

- In the game of life, it's Rinna take all.

♪ ♪

- Most people talk about their fantasies.

I'm living mine.

- In business and in life,

I wear many hats and hairstyles.

- You can stab me in the back,

but whilst you're there, kiss my ass.

- I'm not afraid of hard work,

but I'll never do your dirty work.

- My problem with the tabloids?

My real life is so much juicier.

- In Beverly Hills,

the truth always has a way of rising to the top.

[whimsical accordion music]

♪ ♪

[airline jet soars]

- These are mine. These two are mine right there.

One, two.

Those are mine. - This one too.

- This one is mine.

- I think so. Does it say K.R. on them?

- Yes.

- Oh, thanks. - This is embarrassing.

- I love France. I have not been to Provence.

It's been on my bucket list.

The countryside-- it's gonna be beautiful.

There's going to be villas.

- Why are we carrying our luggage?

- We only have two guys.

- There's gonna be lavender and orchards

and I just think it's going to be magical.

- Oh, we can't all fit in one? - No, we have to split.

[horn honking]

[upbeat accordion music]

♪ ♪

- Are these all vineyards?

I am having déjà vu.

I've had to have been here.

- You guys, look how pretty.

Look, a castle up there.

- Oh, wow. Look at that old place.

- I love France.

Last summer we were in Saint-Tropez.

The summer before that, we were in Cannes.

Six years ago, I was in Paris with some of my friends.

- I ----ing love you, Lisa! - Yeah!

- Okay.

- It is weird that Lisa is not here.

Normally she would be with us on our trip.

And I feel bad.

But I was kicked out of her house.

She's not speaking to any of these women in this group.

It breaks my heart.

- All my friends showing videos

of their neighborhoods burned down.

Not that I could get to them, but not being here--

- Just to be a support system. Sure.

- Denise and Camille were coming on the trip with us

until the very last minute.

- The fire is literally on PCH and I was so scared

we were not even gonna get out of there.

And I think our house might be burning down.

both: No!

- As we were leaving for the airport,

the fires in Malibu started.

Denise and Camille have just had to evacuate

both of their homes and it--it does not look good for them.

- Usually by now, it's like 35% contained.

- Right. - Something.

- Said the winds are still kicking.

- Oh, you guys.

- Oh, my gosh.

You guys, look at this entrance!

- [gasp]

- Wow! - Wow! Oh, my God!

all: Ohh!

- It's a historical monument.

- Like, "Downton Abbey" but in France.

Like Downton France Abbey.

- I feel like we're in a movie.

- Are you ----ing kidding me?

The staff is standing on the steps

and we're pulling up to this unbelievable chateau.

I mean, I've never felt so rich in all my life.

- Oh, wow! - It's gorgeous!

- It's gorgeous!

- I'm Teddi. - Nice to meet you.

I'm Pascha, your local host. - Nice to meet you.

- How are you? - Hello!

- I'm Pascha, your local host. - How are you?

- I'm Kyle.

- It feels like I'm gonna live like a princess in a castle.

- Welcome to Chateau Ventoux.

- Ooh!

This is like coming into, like, a museum.

- On behalf of the entire team,

I hope you have a wonderful stay here.

- It is really beautiful.

- To our left, we have a little billiard room.

- I feel like I'm in "Clue."

- And its owners have actually restored it mostly

according to the historic model.

- It's gorgeous.

- This chateau was built in 1612.

And all I keep thinking about is how many lifetimes,

how many people have passed through these doors?

Is this the dining room? - Yeah.

- And I'm quite sure that there are some previous guests

still floating around here.

- Would you like me to show you a little bit outside?

- Yes, I want to see everything.

- Voilà! Go ahead.

- Wow, this is absolutely stunning, you guys.

- Magic!

- This chateau is even better than the pictures

in "Vogue" and online.

It sits on 17 acres. It comes fully staffed.

- This place is absolutely stunning.

My goodness.

- These ladies are going to be waited on hand and foot

from breakfast to bedtime.

They're not going to have to lift a little pinky finger.

- Do you want to go inside

and then we'll take everybody to their rooms?

Kyle and Teddi, if you can come with me

and then Laurence will take the rest of you upstairs.

- So this is my room? - That's your room.

- Beautiful! - Ohh!

- Oh, my gosh!

- Thank you! - Oh, it's pretty.

- Look at this view. Beautiful.

- Oh, thank you. This is beautiful.

- Oh, cozy!

I like how that's set in there.

- This is what I'm supposed to be living like.

Don't you understand what I've been trying to tell you?

- Ah!

Happy. Thank you.

Usually we stay in a nice five-star hotel,

which I like quite a bit 'cause I like to have my own space.

But I've stayed with these ladies before.

- That's crazy! - [yells]

Oh, my gosh, put it in your hair, Lisa.

- You know, it's fun.

But if there's conflict, there's nowhere to run.

You're trapped with these bitches.

- Kyle, if I need you, this is how I want to speak to you.

Hello, Kyle!

You guys look like Disney characters.

- How's it up there in the corridor?

- Excuse me, but I'd like some towels, please.

- Okay, I'm right on it. - I like mine warm, please.

Mademoiselle.

- Let me get the fresh ones out of the wash!

[laughter]

- Coming up...

- Is Erika Jayne-- - Stop.

- What's the problem?

What is the issue you are having?

If you have anything to say,

say it now because now it's out.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi! - Hi.

- I wanted to let you know

a big part of Los Angeles is on fire.

Devastating--two of my friends who were supposed to join us,

they all had to evacuate.

So they are not here with us tonight, so...

So we only need the table set for five.

- Okay.

- So anyway, tonight what are we having?

Is it a surprise? - Exactly, yeah.

Soup, of course-- zucchini with spaghetti

of zucchini inside and pine nuts.

Afterwards, you will have the ravioli of wonton

with a lobster inside and a cream sauce with curry.

- Oh, wow! - Look.

- Wow, wow, wow.

It's delicious! Thank you!

- Looking forward to serve you.

- Thanks.

[text chimes]

- Oh, look at you. - I like the fire.

- Timely space. I know!

- Hi. Thank you. - That's beautiful.

- Oh, very nice. - Hello, sexy pants!

French countryside. No glam?

- Hi, ladies! - Hello, gorgeous!

- Whoo! - How are ya?

- We know how to clean up.

Contrary to popular belief,

I can actually travel without a glam squad.

- Hi, how are you? - Fine. You?

- Can I have a skinny margarita?

- Sure. - Perfect. Thank you.

- I would like a vodka tonic.

- Don't try to tell me,

"Oh, we're going to be casual."

Bullsh--. France equals glamour.

- Here you go. Enjoy.

- Thanks so much.

- I'm so sorry, ladies. I apologize.

- You're looking fit and fabulous.

I love you like that.

- I wanna call, um,

Denise and Camille to check in.

- Just check in? - Yeah.

- Hi, Denise! - Hi!

- Oh, how are you, Denise?

- We still can't get even updates

on any of the areas evacuated.

It's really strange.

- Is it contained at all? Any--at all?

- No, they said there was zero containment.

- Zero? Still zero?

- What a nightmare.

- Do you know anything about--about your house?

- We don't know.

It's hard to figure out what to do

in that situation except get out.

- Of course.

Oh, Denise, we're thinking about you and...

- Hey, keep checking in with us, please.

- Yeah, would you? - So we know.

- I definitely will.

- Take care, honey. Bye-bye!

- Bye. - Bye.

- Scary. - So scary.

[phone rings] - Camille is calling.

- Hey! - Hi, Camille.

- Hey, Camille. - How are you?

- Fine! How are you?

- How are you is the bigger question.

- I just found out my house is okay.

Last night literally was insane.

I've never experienced a mass evacuation like that.

This fire was moving quickly.

And the police drive up the block

and say mandatory evacuation.

So I ran out and I say, "David, we have to evacuate the house."

So I went into my safe,

I grabbed all my documents that I needed,

I grabbed the Wyeth.

I have an Andrew Wyeth painting.

I said "Take the painting!"

And we caravanned down the street.

It's like our lives have been just misplaced.

I just--we don't know where to go.

What to do.

I'm just happy we're safe. It's really sad.

But you girls look beautiful

and I don't want to be a buzzkill.

- Okay, Camille, well, we--

We're thinking about you.

Sending you love and, uh...

- Thank you. Thank you so much.

- We love you, Camille.

We're sending love to all of you.

- Bye. - Kisses, my girls.

- Well, at least they're safe. Thank God.

- You know what? That's it.

At least they're safe. Thank God.

- That is... - I mean, everything else.

If there's--there's a place,

there's a starting point at least.

- It is an absolutely relief to know that they are safe.

That is a relief.

Knowing that our friends are suffering

and here we are in this beautiful place,

we have to make the best out of this tough situation

because there's not much we can do.

- My parents told me that I could name my sister.

- And what'd you name her? - Pencil.

I mean, her name was Justice but...

- Right. - But my nickname was Butch.

- What? Butch? - [laughs]

- Don't ever give us that kind of material.

- How did you get Butch?

- I think because I was pretty--

- Tomboyish. Yeah.

- I was Kyle Bitchards.

- Well... - You were?

- Were you Kyle Bitchards? - Well, I mean...

- Would you like your drink, Kyle Bitchards?

[laughter]

- Listen to this,

Dorit just admitted to me upstairs that, at 13,

she stole the family car.

- You stole their car?

- Obviously, I was not supposed to be driving.

Apparently, some friends of mine

had eaten white chocolate in the backseat.

- Uh-oh.

- What do you think they suspected was in the backseat?

[all yelling]

- They thought you had (BLEEP) stains in the back of the car?

- No! - Oh, my God!

- I can't. - It's chocolate!

- But at 13?

- I did not know about --- at 13.

- You dad whipped your ass.

- Well, e--I was grounded for about, like, ten years.

- I'm drunk. Is anyone else...

that drink is strong.

- Dinner is ready to be served.

- Dinner's ready? Oh.

- Yep.

♪ ♪

- I would just like to say my leg day,

I don't need one, okay?

I just had one.

- So ungrateful, Erika.

- I meant in a glamorous way, bitch.

Okay?

- I made such an effort.

- Bravo to you.

- Can I get another margarita when you get a chance?

I don't care where I am in the world.

I order a margarita.

I'm not a rosé person.

I drink margaritas. Everybody knows that.

- Vodka soda. - Thank you.

- Well, I will have a vodka tonic.

- I will have a cappuccino.

- Oh, come on! - What?

- Throw some vodka in that cappuccino.

- One more! - Fine.

I'll have one more tomato juice with vodka.

- Tomato juice. - Thank you.

- Butch would like her margaritas on the rocks

from now on.

This is a little intense for Butch.

- What did I say? I had one drink and I'm...

I don't handle a strong drink well at all.

Clearly. [gagging, laughs]

- You know what? I've got to say one thing.

- Oh, Lord. - Oh, God. Here we go.

- Let's hear it! I'm ready! - Say whatever you feel.

- It's not about anybody, really.

I'm just gonna say I had such a good time

playing Erika Jayne that night on Halloween.

- I loved it. I know it was fun.

- I mean, look at this ----ing party!

- I love you so much!

(BLEEP).

- Killed it! - Tap the puss, honey!

- When that happened, I said--

- Rinna's lost her mind.

- I was, like, what is happening?

- Well, you don't know me, really.

- But hold on.

No, what you said was when you went like this.

You gave the finger.

- You know what? I want to say one thing.

You giving Lisa Rinna that bunny was really ----y.

- Erika does not do that.

- It was a little weird.

- It wasn't completely the right time and place.

But I broke the ice so that Kim and I

could have a conversation.

There was a big fat elephant in the room

for a couple of years.

And, you know--

- Actually, a bunny. Sorry.

[laughter]

Sorry! Sorry.

I had to...

- Dorit, I love you for that!

- Good evening, ladies. - Hi!

- Bienvenue en France. - Thank you.

- So we have made a wonton of ravioli,

filled with lobster and zucchini

with curry and coconut.

- Gorgeous.

- Who doesn't want a private chef

preparing the food and serving it to you?

It's luxury to the nth degree.

- And whoever made this drink set me up.

I'm just saying. I'm a little drunk.

[laughter]

- Ooh, what is this? - Oh, what's that?

- That's to cleanse your palette.

- It's a sorbet.

- By the way this is 23 karat gold.

Don't even get it twisted. - Oh!

[glass clinks] - I'm gonna say this.

I want you to know that I think all of you women

are ----ing amazing women.

I think sometimes we can all be batsh-- crazy.

- For sure! - And as we saw today,

so many things can turn in a second like that.

You don't know where life's gonna take you.

And it's just really lucky and I'm thankful that you're here

and thank you for being here

and I'm just happy and grateful to have you guys.

- You know, these women, the five of us here,

we've gone through some stuff on these trips.

- Maybe I enjoy having what we have

and I don't want to (BLEEP) that up.

Whatever! I don't care!

- But we do.

(BLEEP) off! (BLEEP)

- My only issue was the way you talked to me when I did it.

- I don't care how I talked to you.

You called me a liar.

But this gorgeous place in Provence is really magical.

This is like some sh-- out of a storybook.

- Oh, we all have our sorbet. Okay, we can eat this now.

- These drinks are strong or either I've lost my mojo.

- They're strong.

- I might even need a piece of bread.

[laughter]

- I'm so tired right now. Let's go.

- Good night, beotches.

[laughter]

[crickets chirping]

- Oh, my God.

- I feel sick to my stomach.

[somber music]

- I woke up to this video of Camille's house on fire.

Full of fire and I'm shocked.

And I'm thinking no way, this can't be.

We just spoke to her.

- I just found out my house is okay.

Last night literally was insane.

I've never experienced a mass evacuation like that.

- Everything was fine. She hadn't lost her house.

What happened? - Oh, my God.

I can't believe her house burned down!

Oh, my God.

- And did you see what Denise posted?

- No... - She posted...

That she got the dogs. That she got the animals.

- Yes. - But they're in gas--

- I know, I know. - They're in fire masks.

But I feel better for Denise.

Now my heart's breaking for Camille.

Of course I'm thinking about my friends, but...

like, you know, you just start going to the worst place.

I start thinking about my family.

And you know, I wish I could turn it off.

But I can't.

I just wanna hug my kids and go home.

- I know.

- Coming up...

People will compliment me

and then the more they complimented me,

the less I would eat.

I would take V8 juice, put it in a bowl, and heat it up.

And that was my food. - Ugh!

- I was 99 pounds.

[birds chirping]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Do you have honey? Thank you so much.

- Am I the only person that's wildly hungover?

- No, honey!

- I feel like sh--.

I am drunk from the night before.

- Oh, my God! - What did you drink?

- Vodka.

- I am really, ugh, hurting.

I'm miserable. - Are you?

- Honey, look at me.

I'm at breakfast with ----ing sunglasses.

- I just thought you were fabulous.

- Well, that too.

[laughter]

- It's very cute.

- Hi, guys.

- Hi, Teddi. - Honey.

- Ugh, my coach's house just burned down.

all: Oh!

- All she got out was her pj's.

- Oh, sh--.

- What is the status of the fire?

Is it contained at all? - No, no.

- What? Not at all? - Not at all?

- Did you--I--I don't think so.

I mean, Katie's like, "Teddi, like, we ran out.

"I couldn't even, like--

"the only thing I could get was my pj's

'cause the wind shifted."

- You guys, I'm freaking out.

Camille is not gonna have an--anything right now.

- So she goes from the happiest day, getting married,

and then your house burns down?

- So where is Denise?

- Denise is g--hers? She's in good shape.

- What time is it in L.A.? I'm so confused...

- It's, like, nighttime. - 11:00 at night.

- Yeah, it's 11:00 at night, babes.

- Good morning. How are you today?

- Good. How are you?

- Is everything well? - Yeah. Oh, yeah.

- Can I ask you a question?

I actually wanted to see if there was, like,

a little French market we could go to.

- There's a wonderful market in Isle sur la Sorgue on Sunday.

It has flowers, fresh vegetables, fruits,

and the famous Avignon bridge, of course.

all: Ooh!

- That sounds wonderful. - Let's go get ready.

♪ ♪

- This hair's a mess.

♪ ♪

- Is that a bee?

[buzzing]

No.

[buzzing]

♪ ♪

all: Hello!

- I don't know if we're going hunting or what.

But I'm here.

- Let's go! Let's do it!

- Let's hit it. - Let's do this.

- Three and two?

[guitar plays]

♪ ♪

- Well, this is very picturesque.

- It's pretty. Let's focus on the moment.

Living in the moment. Okay, back to it.

♪ ♪

- You guys, it's so much like Amsterdam.

It's crazy.

♪ ♪

Oh, these are cute little hats.

That's a cute hat! - That's a very cute hat.

You like the feather?

- No? - Oh, maybe this one...

What do you think, guys?

It's cute, right?

- Yeah. - Just--just walk this way.

- No, it's too big.

I look like an Inspector Gadget.

- Oh, look at the cheese! Yum.

- I've never seen cheese that color.

- Did you taste the truffle cheese?

- No, I'm not ready for cheese right now.

- Babe. - I'm not.

- Can you give me a better deal on this one?

I'm getting very overwhelmed here.

I look like I need to be painting.

- Wow, is that good, Erika.

- What did I tell you? You didn't want to do it.

- I didn't but I did. So shut up.

- I've got problems, okay? I'm gonna take this.

- I think we lost Dorit and Kyle to the crowd.

- I think they--we lost them to the shopping.

- 20? I don't have--okay. - Thank you.

- I'm not gonna be in a French market in France

and not leave without a beret.

It's not possible.

- Oh, there they are. - Hello! Oh, you got the hat!

- We got the hat.

I feel like I look like one of the Village People.

- She has an addiction.

- Well, should we go sit down in the café?

Let's have a coffee!

- Let's go do that. Let's go sit over here.

♪ ♪

Oh, this is nice.

- So nice! - Beautiful.

- Morning! - Maybe I should not wear this.

- No, it's cute! - What would you like to drink?

- White wine? Should we just get white wine?

- Can I have a cappuccino? A double.

- All right. - A double cappuccino.

- Does anybody want a croque monsieur?

- What are you getting? A crepe?

- Croque monsieur.

- Oh. I don't know what that is.

- It's a ham and cheese sandwich.

Do you have, like, um, salade?

- No but they have a salad.

- I love French.

Je m'appelle Dorit.

Je parle français un petit peu.

Oui, oui.

- Yeah, oh!

- And that's the croque monsieur!

I knew it! Stay with me.

I know how to order (BLEEP) food.

- Look at those fries!

I have something exciting to share.

I think it's exciting.

Amelia Gray has gone to New York.

And what she's chosen to study--

and I'm so moved to even share it--

is nutrition, wellness, and psychology.

- Oh, wow! - Awesome!

- Because she's so moved by helping people.

- That's great. - After sharing her story,

she's become this activist.

I am so proud of Amelia.

She came out on her social media about her anorexia.

Amelia has really taken something

that has been an issue

and turned it into something that is helping other people.

- No matter how many deaths anorexia causes,

all I cared about was the skinniness.

It's hard and I don't want what happened to me

to happen to other people.

- I know.

I mean, she's 17.

She's still trying to get through her life

and figure it out. It's like an addict.

- Amelia, will you have a veggie burger?

- No. - Just have a little bit of it.

- Force feeding me, like-- I ain't hungry.

- The fact that she's open to talk about it,

it means that she is to that place

where she wants to actually fix it.

Did you know beforehand?

- No, we--we knew about, hmm, a few months before that.

We saw one of the best anorexia doctors.

And he feels you're genetically born with it.

It's genetic.

- I feel really weird even saying anything now,

'cause I never, ever talk about this.

Not even to my daughters which is why I'm staying quiet

because I feel weird.

But I--when I was younger, I had my own problems.

♪ ♪

Coming up...

- Let's own our sh--! All of us.

- I like you.

It doesn't make me like you even less.

- I don't care whether you like me or not.

- We saw one of

- We saw one of the best anorexia doctors.

And he feels you're genetically born with it.

It's genetic.

- I feel really weird even saying anything now,

'cause I never, ever talk about this.

Not even to my daughters which is why I'm staying quiet

because I feel weird.

But I--when I was younger, I had my own problems.

- Did you? - Yeah.

- But I--I never wanted to say because I've had my daughters.

And I never even wanted that in their head.

It started when I was 17.

I was on a TV show and I didn't like--

they kept putting me in these big things

and I said--and I had-- I had--my boobs were big

when I was young and it was, like, my sister's were tiny

and cute, but like, everybody's blonde, blue-eyed, and skinny.

I said I don't like my wardrobe.

And they said well, lose some weight

and we'll put you in a cuter wardrobe.

- And you started doing that.

- And then you'd get rewarded for it.

- People will compliment me.

- Of course, and then you're rewarded.

- And then it feeds it.

The more they complimented me, the less I would eat.

I would take V8 juice and put it in a bowl and heat it up.

And that was my food. - Ugh!

- I was 99 pounds.

It was like that for years.

I mean, I can remember times where--

I'm only gonna have six almonds today.

That's all--that's what I'm gonna have.

- All day?

- When I was growing up and my sisters were so skinny

and all the models were,

that's what triggered all of that.

- Of course!

- But I was very self-conscious.

Lisa Rinna opened up about Amelia,

who was very brave to share her struggles

with an eating disorder.

I can't just pretend

that I don't know what that feels like.

So guess what?

I had an eating disorder when I was younger.

- You're an open book.

And you share that with your kids

and you share it with your life,

then they'll feel comfortable sharing.

And you need to know that too because you didn't say--

- I didn't say it because I was scared

if ever share it with them, that they would...

- It would get--yeah they would do it.

- I never wanted my kids to have that problem.

You know what I mean? - Just because you're saying it

doesn't mean they're gonna do it.

- I know but they're older now. But when they were--

I didn't ever want to say it when they were little.

You know? Because I thought I don't even want to put that

in their head.

- Well, it's in their head though in the world.

- I know, I know and I should have.

But I didn't.

- No, and maybe you go home and you gather them around

and you have a chat with them.

- Yeah, I know. I'll tell them.

It terrified me to ever tell my children

I used to have an eating disorder.

I always wanted them to have a healthy body image.

And I never say things like, "Oh, I feel fat in this."

Or, you know, pointing out anything about their body.

I just wanted them to be healthy.

- You and Mau have raised four beautiful, strong, independent,

well-adjusted girls.

- Very confident.

- I love your girls. - Thank you.

- You've done an amazing job.

- How brave of Kyle to admit to the five of us

that she struggled with an eating disorder.

I have never had that in my entire life.

I always--I always had an ass. But I was a stick figure.

And now I'm the heaviest I've ever been walking around today.

I think it's definitely easier for us to be vulnerable

in front of each other.

I just don't feel like we're going to get judged

or the information is going to be used against you

at a later date

or you're going to receive some jab out of nowhere.

It feels like a safe space. It's really nice.

Because Lisa Vanderpump's not here.

- Where are we going, Kyle?

- We're going sightseeing in the Avignon, so...

- Yay! - Oh, yay! Let's go!

- Let's go.

♪ ♪

- Look how pretty that is. - This is so old.

- This is a cool place.

- Oh, wow. Like, a moat bridge.

- Oh, wow!

- I mean, can you believe we're walking on a bridge

built in 1177?

- Yes, and Khaleesi's gonna come over any second.

We're in Avignon.

We're on this big beautiful bridge to nowhere.

[projector clicks]

It just, like, stops in the middle of the river.

I think the river kept blowing it apart.

So they just said, you know what?

We're just gonna quit.

- How are we supposed to cross?

- Here's a bridge that doesn't take you across the water.

♪ ♪

- Wow! - Oh, wow.

- [gasps] - Look at that.

- Oh, I love this stuff. - This is beautiful.

- Ooh!

It's a privilege to be on vacation in Europe.

It really and truly is.

You're talking about thousands of years of history.

♪ ♪

One more time. [camera shutter clicks]

These are trips that you always think of

for the rest of your life.

When you're in a piazza like this,

it really makes you feel like you're in Europe.

- Well, we are in Europe, Dorit.

- I know! I know!

- Coming up...

- I've had a couple of drinks in a row.

Drunk Rinna is here!

Whoo! - Uh-oh.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hello!

- Where are my munchkins?

- I'm coloring. - You're coloring?

Can I see what you're coloring?

Wow, Jagger!

- Hello? - Bonjour!

- [speaking French]

- Oui! - [speaking French]

- Ugh!

Oh, I think you just said you want to (BLEEP) me.

Yes?

- [chuckles] Yep.

- See? I do know my French.

- I'm going out for dinner, Mommy.

I've got the girls waiting for me downstairs

so I've got to run.

- Okay. - [smooching]

Bye! Bye, Jaggie, bye, Phoenix!

I love you!

- Bye! - I love you!

- What's happening there?

- Well, we're having a lovely time.

I mean, it's been really been quite difficult

because, you know, we lost Camille and Denise.

Camille lost her house.

Her house burned down, Harry.

- Well, that's tragic and horrible for Camille.

We're going to find out about so many of our friends

who've lost their houses.

- This is not just Denise and Camille.

This is many, many people that we know.

- Expect huge mansion after mansion after mansion

just flat gone.

Completely gone. Whole neighborhoods.

- I mean, to lose your home and everything in it?

My heart is broken.

But thank God everyone's okay because things are replaceable

at the end of the day.

Hi! Want to say hi to Harry?

- Hey, Harry!

- Hi, Erika. - Hello, Mr. Hamlin!

- You guys having fun? - A blast.

It's actually really pretty here.

- Yeah, yeah. - Really very beautiful.

Okay, I'm gonna run downstairs. - Okay.

- Bye, Harry! - Wait--wait for me!

Bye. Love you, love you.

- Bye. Love you too. - Love you. Bye.

- Okay, bye, hon.

♪ ♪

- We need to be more graceful when we walk.

- Hold on, babe.

I think people that are graceful,

they walk slow. - I know, and they--

and they kind of like-- - They do the--they go...

- Right. I don't know how to do that.

- Why, I sure like this guy's drinks.

- Yeah, I need another one 'cause he's really good.

- I think, you know,

drunk Rinna could come for a spin tonight.

- Night two!

- Hi, ladies! - Hi!

- Wow!

Shakey-shakey?

- Teddi, who is--ah, this-- I love it!

- Teddi, look at this shoe. - Oh, my God!

- Those are classic. - Vive la France!

[cheering]

- I think it's a coincidence we're all wearing black

for a second night in a row.

This group likes to look fabulous

except for maybe Denise.

Denise is, like, "You bitches are making me

"have to raise my game up!

And I don't want to!"

- This was me dressed up. - To each their own.

- You know, it's so cute. I mean, God love her.

- Shall we vamoose? - You have great style.

- Great style! - I appreciate it.

- Thank you. - It's good.

Erika's got awesome style. Kyle has awesome style.

Teddi, you're coming around!

[laughter]

Teddi's raised her fashion game from a year ago.

- Hello? Oh, wow.

Hey! Thank you very much.

I need a little bit of help. Uh, let's be honest.

I don't know what to wear to your store opening

and I don't know what to wear to a day fashion show.

- Okay, we can fix that.

- I never really think my style's changed that much.

But then whenever they-- [chuckles]

one of them compliments me, they're like, "Whoa!

Really bringing out your A-game!"

And I'm like, "Oh, was last week my B-game?

Like, I thought I was always bringing my A-game."

- Guys, we're ready.

Our car's ready. Shall we?

♪ ♪

Thank you. Thank you.

♪ ♪

This is so pretty, you guys!

I've had a couple of drinks in a row.

Drunk Rinna is here! Whoo!

- Uh-oh! - Here we go!

- Are you kicking your legs up already?

We just got here.

♪ ♪

- Hi! - Can you follow me in?

- Gorgeous! Of course!

- We'd like to apologize in advance for our presence.

- Wow! Look at this situation.

- This is your table for tonight.

- Let's sit down, ladies.

- Oh, I love the fireplace... - Look how fabulous this is!

Gorgeous!

- Can I have a skinny margarita, please?

- You don't--you don't--

you don't order skinny margaritas in France.

- Can I have a Coke? - Yes, um,

I would love a Grey Goose with club soda in a short glass.

- Sure. -Can I have a water, please?

- You would've died at Cruz's little birthday.

He had all of his little best friends there

and then he goes like this.

Truthfully, there's one chair and he goes--

he puts his foot up dramatically and goes,

"That's for Jagger!"

- Cruz is such a rock star.

- Cruz, because honestly-- - Can I be honest with you?

He looks so much like your dad to me.

- He's like a combination of my--

well, I think my dad and Edwin

actually look a little bit alike.

- We always go after our dads!

Harry and my dad look just, like, alike.

- I wouldn't know. - Really?

- You have to go find, like, the hottest Latin.

And then shack up with that one

- Your dad's Hispanic? - Really?

- Yeah. - I didn't know that.

- I was born and raised in El Salvador, honey.

- Oh, that's right. - I didn't realize that.

- My grandmother is, like, a Mayan-Indian woman.

We're Latins, babe.

- I had no idea!

- Yeah, I'm half. No, my father's half.

I'm a quarter. A quarter.

My father being raised in El Salvador

doesn't mean anything,

because I never meant anything to them.

So it's simply--it's just part of my heritage.

- Okay, let's order, guys. We're going to order.

- Okay, this is the menu.

You have the starts and mains.

- There's this butternut soup with chestnut caramel.

So I'm gonna have the butternut and pasta, my fat ass.

- Can I have, um, a bur--the burger?

- Yeah, medium? - Well done, please.

- Salad and the fish, please.

- And for you, Madame?

- Burger, well done, please.

- We're in France.

Isn't there anything other than a burger

that you can choose on this menu?

Well, they're American.

Americans need to kind of, like--

- You're an American! What are you talking about?

You're born in Connecticut!

- I totally get it.

- Oh, my gosh. This is delicious.

- So last night you said... - Yes.

- That you and Kim had a conversation

and you were gonna tell us about

how you took over Erika Jayne

and how you would not break character.

- All right.

- As an actor, I really commit to what I'm doing.

Anyway, it was really fun.

- No, I know. It was actually very weird.

[chuckles]

- Because I was playing a character of Erika Jayne,

it helped me face your sister.

I couldn't have faced your sister being Lisa Rinna.

- It seems to me like Lisa Rinna was using

her arrogant persona to call my sister C-U-N-T-Y.

Why not take responsibility for your own words?

I mean, you're the queen of owning it!

- I didn't ever plan that that would happen.

That, like, flew out of my mouth.

I was, like, (BLEEP), Rinna! What are you doing?

It happened and what it led to was Kim and I sitting down

and having the conversation to move on

and move forward.

- Let's just forgive each other.

- Okay.

Wow.

- Miracles happen. See, you never know.

- Could you have said it as Lisa Rinna?

- No. - No?

- Why do you think as actors we like to act?

I (BLEEP) up.

I don't always do the right thing.

But I will say to you, even though that happened,

I'm so grateful,

because there was a big, fat elephant in the room

that was not being addressed.

- But the fact that you did it as Erika Jayne

was the part that made us all, like, what?

- It jarred me because two reasons:

A, it seemed inappropriate in the moment.

B, and I thought to myself,

Erika Jayne, Erika Girardi, our friend Erika,

who's one human being, no matter what you guys wanna say,

wouldn't talk like that to any of us.

- Have you watched Erika Jayne?

- It says (BLEEP).

- That word really bothers me. I'm not gonna lie.

- This means sassy, it means sexy,

it means fun.

And you can't get offended by it.

- Yeah, but I've never seen Erika Jayne do that.

- That's my interpretation of her, though.

- All I can say is if it--

if you were playing me and you did that,

and you said, "I'm playing Teddi,"

I would have my feelings hurt. I would say--

- I don't think you feelings were hurt.

I know your feelings weren't hurt.

- Not at all.

- But were you not also shocked that she talked like that?

'Cause that was not a portrayal of who you really are?

- Who cares?

Everyone knows that that's a performance persona.

It's a character. She dressed up like that.

- Yeah.

- But we also need to make it clear

that hiding behind a character was confusing.

- What's the problem?

What is the issue you are having?

If you have anything to say,

say it now because now it's out.

- Well, what do you think?

- I really don't even understand

where this is coming from.

- I don't know what the (BLEEP) Teddi's doing.

To be honest with you.

It's not her issue.

Like, let's own our sh--. All of us.

Close it, Teddi. None of your ----ing business.

- I like you.

It doesn't make me like you any less.

- I don't care whether you like me or not.

Don't put it all on me.

♪ ♪

- Hiding behind a character

- Hiding behind a character was confusing.

- What's the problem?

What is the issue you are having?

- I like you.

It doesn't make me like you any less.

- I don't care whether you like me or not.

- Well, that bums me out.

- No, but I--I hope you like me, but I don't--

- I mean... - No, but--

- I--I care if you like me.

If you don't, then why are we hanging out?

- I don't care if you like me whether I'm this person or not.

- But that's where I was confused.

- I really don't know why Kyle and Teddi

are trying to bait Erika into saying something.

I don't get it.

But I do know that Teddi, more often than not,

tends to be Kyle's henchwoman.

- It was not an insult and it did not come from a bad place.

- But hard part is then he goes, "Well, we're good.

Me and Kim are good. Me and Vanderpump are good."

- That doesn't matter.

I'm not talking about that right now, Teddi.

And do me a favor,

let me have a conversation with Kyle for two seconds.

Wish I had that ----ing now.

- If you're dressing up as me

and you're being me and you want to be--

- I'm being Erika Jayne. I'm not being Erika Girardi.

I'm being Erika Jayne.

- It is one human being.

- You're the same human being.

- It's not the same thing, though, Teddi.

Teddi, it's not the same thing.

I'm not gonna blame Erika Jayne.

I'm gonna honor Erika Jayne 'cause Erika Jayne allowed me

to break the ice so that I could have a conversation

with your sister.

I'm in a ----ing Halloween costume.

If it weren't for Kim, everyone would've laughed,

applauded, and said Rinna is awesome!

So all of a sudden it gets a little sensitive

because your sister's involved?

----ing come on!

- Everyone was uncomfortable including Erika who's like--

- But why didn't anyone ever say anything?

- About what? - About your sister?

- The end of the day, no matter how it came about,

it seems as if that the two of you

have come to some resolution. - 100%.

- So however uncomfortable it may have been

for all of us to watch--

- Which it was! That's all we're saying!

Wasn't that a little uncomfortable for you?

- No, it wasn't for me, but it was for you guys.

I get that.

Ladies, let me be very clear.

I'm not annoyed that Lisa Rinna

used the Erika Jayne persona

to heal her wounds with Kim Richards.

I am, however, becoming annoyed

at how you two will not let it go.

- Oh, so Erika's sort of-- it's her alter ego.

It's this person that is free to be who they want to be--

- Maybe I need clarity on that then.

Is Erika Jayne-- and I know that--

- Stop.

It's a performance persona.

You guys, quit trying to bait me into this conversation.

- Okay.

When things get uncomfortable,

I immediately want to talk about it.

And Erika wants to shut it down before it even starts.

- It's possible.

- You're pretending that it's fully amnesia right now.

It's confusing.

- Don't ever say that to me again.

Don't. - Okay.

Now it's gotten uncomfortable.

So just explain it to-- I'm not being an idiot.

- I didn't call you an idiot.

I just said it's a performance persona.

- Did you--we went to her concert.

- Right, but I didn't see her saying

"(BLEEP) you, (BLEEP)," to anybody.

- Right, that--that's-- - I said (BLEEP).

I did not call anyone a (BLEEP).

- But I'm not coming at anyone,

I'm trying to have a conversation

so I can understand.

- However Lisa Rinna interprets Erika Jayne

or whatever behavior she has

does not reflect upon me, as Erika Girardi, as a person.

- So you didn't think it was weird.

- It didn't affect me at all.

As a matter of fact, I'm glad that they've moved on.

Teddi and Kyle are very relentless about

"Shouldn't you be offended? Shouldn't you be upset?

"Shouldn't you? Shouldn't you?

Shouldn't you? Shouldn't you?"

If I was upset about it,

I would've been upset about it weeks ago

and not tonight here in France.

So stop ruining my night. Thanks.

[tense music]

- You know, we weren't coming after you.

I don't want you to think that.

- I just--I was not coming in any way.

I was simply sympathizing and trying to say that

I don't think that you were the person that says "Eff you."

- Yeah, totally.

It's fine.

- You don't seem like it.

Only because I feel like you're now upset with us

about bringing it up and that's not what we meant at all.

So I'm making sure that everything is clean

before we leave. - Okay.

- I think I'm struggling to believe

that Erika wasn't a little bit embarrassed

by Rinna's behavior as Erika Jayne.

I would be offended if someone was dressed like me

and used that as an excuse to be rude to someone.

Well, there you go.

♪ ♪

- Does anyone feel like dessert?

- Next on

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Ah! I like this!

- Look at how pretty.

- Whoa.

- What's up with that? What's happening?

- I just want to spend the day doing interpretations.

- Oh, Phoenix and Jaggie! Oh, my God!

- Wait, is that a bee?

- What about Erika? - I'm not gonna do this.

I'm tired.

- [sighs]

- Honey, we're good.

[laughter]

- [sighs] Oh, our beautiful community.

- That is torched.

- Sh--! It's like some horror movie.

I don't even know where to begin.

- I can't be expected to be the moral compass

for everybody all the time!

- You're not.

- [sobbing]

- I don't think you enjoy being with us.

- I don't.

- I kind of feel a little bullied right now.

You guys wanna make up sh--? Good.

Keep going! - Erika!

- Keep going!

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go to bravotv.com.