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- Tonight, part two

of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"

reunion begins.

- I did not realize how much Teddi disliked Dorit,

and it was mean to have gone far enough down that road.

- For someone who is the queen of accountability,

so to speak--

- I'm taking accountability for it right now.

- At Vanderpump Dogs, when I saw that Lisa said,

"No, no, no," I thought to myself,

"Wow, it wasn't actually your conscience," and thought,

"I don't want to do this to Dorit."

It was, "I don't want to be the only one to do this to Dorit."

- Because pri--pri-- - And that hurt.

- And I'm sorry, and prior to this year, I--

we didn't have a relationship. - No, we didn't.

- And I-- - But still I could never go

and try and deliberately hurt someone that badly in that way.

- I was kind of in it, texting with them, being catty back,

and, like, "All right, well, give me more deets.

Show me the tea,"

not being the most above-board human being.

It's like I almost put a wall up in regards to you

to just do what she wanted me to do because in the end,

this will just be better for me.

- So you never brought it up to Lisa?

- No.

- But I mean, if you were so involved in this plan,

I mean, why not just say to her--

- Because when the person that works for you

and idolizes you and does everything for you

is calling you and saying, "Hold on, Lisa's freaking out.

"She can't get Dorit to call her back.

She wants to use your name,"

I just went along with it, and I'm not for one second

saying that's not a stupid thing that I did.

- By the way, Dorit, the viewers really feel

you caused this whole mess by not returning Lucy

to Vanderpump Dogs in the first place.

I mean, can you admit you made a mistake there?

- 100%, and Andy, I have so many regrets.

I wish that I had just brought Lucy back to the center.

- For the life of me, I still don't understand

why you just didn't return the dog back to Vanderpump Dogs.

- This was never a careless thought about Lucy.

It was always,

always thinking that this was in Lucy's best interest.

I believed she was going to a loving home.

- Well, and didn't you call Lisa the next day?

- I spoke to Lisa the next day, within 12 hours.

- And she was okay with it. - And said what?

- Well, she was not only okay. She never once said to me--

- "Get that dog back," yeah. - "You cannot rehome the dog.

You have to bring her back to the center,"

because believe me, Andy, I would.

- Did they send someone to go look at the home?

- No, she never did a home visit.

She never followed up with me.

- So she obviously felt it was in a good home too.

- Mm-hmm. - Yes, of course.

- I think it's really important to say

this is not a kill shelter. Every animal shelter

has a facility that they can euthanize.

- Rumor leaves a stain.

They put a story out that is disgusting.

Lucy was never in danger of being killed.

- Teddi, it was striking to me that you went so far

in the other direction in the Bahamas.

- I did nothing wrong.

I am an honest person. Never once have I told a lie,

and never will you ever hear me tell one.

- 'Cause I mean, when you said at the table,

"I never lie. I don't lie--"

- Because at that point, I had already said to Dorit,

"I'm involved. I called you a narcissist.

"I said bad things about you as a mom

because you did that to your kid."

- No, you didn't, you didn't say any of those things.

You just said, "I had impure thoughts."

That's all you said, Teddi.

- I said I called you a narcissist.

- Not then, nothing in the Bahamas.

- Okay.

- Okay. I'm not gonna pretend

that for that first moment that I got that first call

I wasn't thinking catty things but I wasn't going to do it.

- Weren't you still lying?

Because the others didn't know--

- I've definitely learned my lesson

in speaking in absolutes.

- I mean, you literally said, "I never lie,"

but you were lying, and you're lying about lying.

- I'm actually not lying about lying.

I've taken ownership repeatedly.

- I think she meant, obviously

that she's not a liar, but she--

- I pride myself on being an honest person,

and multiple times I was like,

you know, toying in my head, am I making a mistake?

- Camille, you said, well, this somehow rings true to you.

What happened to you in season two?

- You know, we were talking, Lisa and I,

and she was concerned about Taylor.

You know, she wanted me to discuss it,

but when I started to discuss it,

she kind of just left me out there to dry.

Because we don't say that he hits you.

We don't say that, but now we said it.

- Now they're saying,

"Oh, Camille's saying you said this about Taylor."

- But you asked me to repeat things.

- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did.

You tell me what to say,

and now you're throwing me under a bus and I'm leaving.

You threw me under a bus just now.

I'm out in the deep end.

Throw me a life raft, and there wasn't one.

- Some of you thought that Vanderpump should have fired

John Blizzard for trashing Dorit.

- You have kind of complicated my life.

- I put words in your mouth that were not true,

and I will own that, and I'm sorry for that.

- It's interesting because I remember in season two

when Adrienne's chef, Bernie...

- Oh, yeah. - Spoke ill of Vanderpump.

- Who doesn't love macaroni and cheese?

- The British lady across the street, probably.

- Hello. - Oh, it's Lisa.

- Time to go.

- Can we shut those two doors, please?

Pull the doors towards you.

- I don't know where all this came from,

and I really didn't understand how Adrienne would let somebody

who worked for her publicly kind of trash somebody

that was a friend of hers

because, you know, if I had somebody that worked for me,

I wouldn't dream of letting them, you know,

trash one of my friends, especially in public.

- First of all--

[tense music]

- What was your reaction to that?

- She couldn't fire him because he was doing

what he was told to do. - Ouch.

- That was also a telltale sign.

- I mean, who doesn't get reprimanded or fired,

particularly if he's such a junior, Andy?

- He has a lot of information. - That's what I was gonna say.

He has a lot of things to say, should he get fired.

- He'll probably be there a very long time.

- Some of the viewers have complained

that you have spent the vast majority of the season

talking about Vanderpump and Puppygate,

maybe even strategically so that you could bury

some of the negative stories surrounding yourselves.

Monty from Nevada said,

"Erika's happy to talk about Lisa Vanderpump all day,

"but when it comes to Tom defaulting

on a $15 million loan, she doesn't say a word."

- How about this? Resolved, and they apologized.

- Right. Amy from Texas said,

"I guess Kyle isn't gonna mention

Mauricio scamming someone out of $37 million

when she can just talk about Dorit's dog."

- My husband did not scam anyone.

That causes problems because my husband has never made

$36 million on a deal in his life.

That's what a property sold for, okay?

- So your question from whoever the (BLEEP) Monty is...

- Yes. - In Magootville saying

my husband's scamming people out of $36 million,

you know, it's-- - Amy from Texas.

- Okay, Amy from Texas, that's a misleading question.

- There's a lawsuit relating to a dispute about a property.

- And that's it. A simple dispute.

- Yeah, but the way it was worded is damaging.

- Right. - And I don't appreciate that.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- I hate it when people say, "What work have you had done?"

What work have you had done?

- Your question from whoever

- Your question from whoever the (BLEEP) Monty is...

- Yes.

- In Magootville saying my husband's scamming people

out of $36 million, you know, it's--

- Amy from Texas. - Okay, Amy from Texas,

that's a misleading question. - There's a lawsuit

relating to a dispute about a property.

- And that's it. A simple dispute.

- Yeah, but the way it was worded is damaging.

- Right. - And I don't appreciate that.

My husband's never made that money in his life.

That's--the house was a property sold.

That's a very different situation.

- Got it. It was a claim based on a $36 million property.

- Yes. - Yes. It's also interesting

because you're involved in an ongoing lawsuit

with your former business partner about Beverly Beach.

- Exactly. - He is claiming what?

- He wants a certain amount of money, and no,

I can't get into numbers

because it's an ongoing lawsuit.

- Something happened in the Bahamas.

At the pool, a woman started chasing you around?

- Yeah. - And you saw this?

- Well, I was there. We were going to the--to dive.

[indistinct shouting]

- That was intense. I was so scared.

I was like, "Ahh!" Oh, my God.

- I'm going again. Let's go again.

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- So why not any of you bring it up?

- Well, why do we need to?

- We didn't want that to come out to hurt Dorit or PK,

and it had nothing to do with us as a group.

- And it's an accusation that, you know, what--so what?

- It's an accusation. - That's exactly what it is.

We don't know what will happen with her suit.

- And it was designed specifically for that entity.

The judge has ordered mediation.

The judge looked at it and said,

"Listen, you guys figure this out."

I am very comfortable in our position.

It is in the lawyers' hands.

It doesn't need to have a discussion

because there's a lot of details about it

that I can't really speak about.

- Right. Well, interestingly,

an article came out yesterday

about a lawsuit that Lisa's involved in.

A former employee claims that she was wrongfully terminated

after allegedly being told to sign

John Sessa's name on foundation checks.

- Was that, like, forgery?

- So would Lisa have been open about this lawsuit

if it had happened during the season?

- Well, I don't know.

I doubt it, but I would not have brought it up.

I don't want to hurt her business or hurt her.

As a group of friends, we don't say,

"Hey, Erika, so what is going on with that thing?"

- That's right. - Or what happened with--

- You don't? - No.

- No. - I would.

If my friend was being sued--

- Well, you would 'cause look what you do for a living.

- No, no, no, but I mean, I have a friend who's--

- No, but you do ask them, "Are you okay? Are you okay?"

- Right, but then if you're gonna say

that everybody should be talking about your lawsuits,

then she should be talking about hers.

- Okay, well, we're gonna leave it there.

When it comes to the pressures in Beverly Hills

to have the ideal body, it's easy to feel like

you're living in the 9021-size zero,

but sometimes the obsession with perfection

can make the weight of it all too heavy to bear.

Take a look.

[upbeat music]

- Guts in, tits up.

Wear your ass out like you like it.

We're selling ass. We're not selling cookies!

- I can do sexy, but Erika, she kind of,

like, takes sexy to a whole other level.

- ♪ Everybody knows that I'm a million-dollar diamond ♪

- I look at myself as an art project,

and I'll create whatever I want till I want to stop.

- I haven't eaten anything but candy today.

- That's a good day, candy and champagne,

sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.

- Yeah, right? I eat dessert every day of my life,

and I'm not ----ing making any excuses for it.

Mmm.

- When I first moved out here,

I put on, like, a lot of weight.

I got sent out on a bunch of auditions for pilot season,

and a day later I get a call from my manager,

and he's like, "Listen, you need to lose weight.

- I can remember times when I'm only gonna have

six almonds today, and that's all I'm gonna have.

- All day? - I was 99 pounds.

It was like that for years.

I never wanted my kids

to have that problem, you know what I mean?

- I made my own food. I'm allergic to all of that.

- You're allergic to salad? - No, I'm just not hungry.

- I'm allergic to everything.

No matter how many deaths anorexia causes,

no matter how much blindness, how much hair loss,

all I cared about was the skinniness.

I could have died.

- What made Amelia decide to go public

about her anorexia on Instagram?

- You know, the answer is I don't know.

She did it without asking me.

It probably had been going on for longer than we know,

but when you physically see it, it's undeniable.

You can't--you can't ignore it.

- Did your family know before you came out?

- Yes and no. I was really angry about it.

I remember coming home for Thanksgiving once

and, you know, them making a comment like,

"You good?" and I was pissed.

I'm like, "Like me how I am. What's your problem?"

- And how did her anger manifest itself?

- When we had that barbeque,

I think that that was a really pivotal point.

- Does it really upset you

that I can't eat your food that you make?

Does it really make you angry? His energy is so effed up.

- What could Harry have done differently in that situation?

- Well, from what the therapist told him

when he went to see the therapist,

she said, "You have to shut the (BLEEP) up,"

and those were the exact words that she said to him.

- I was gonna say, he couldn't have done anything.

- Nothing. Amelia's gone through a lot in her anorexia.

She's quite healthy right now.

- Uh-huh. - Right in this moment,

and recently people have said, "Well, you don't look anorexic.

You're not that thin," which is a really big trigger.

It's ----ing difficult. - Yeah.

We've seen you become defensive when anyone ever questions

your--whether you have any issues.

- Tuna tartare on a wonton crisp?

- Beautiful. - She doesn't eat though.

- Oh. - Shut--you know what?

I'm gonna ----ing-- - Oh, you--oh, oh, just--

- I'm gonna smack you in the face pretty soon!

Don't say that.

- Do you think there's anything she picked up

from watching whatever your relationship is

with food or with your body?

- Probably, yeah. Do I have any food issues?

I probably do 'cause I'm in this business.

- Do you think you're addicted to exercise?

- No, I don't. - Okay.

- Like, I probably work out three, four, five times a week

depending on my schedule.

- Got it. - I'm just consistent.

- Right. - But I've been the same weight

ever since I was 20.

- Yeah. - I mean, I'm not bulimic.

I don't believe I'm anorexic. I mean, we've talked about it.

I've gone to therapy, so I can't blame myself,

but again, I blame myself. - You do?

- There's so much shame around it,

and I don't understand that part of it.

- Well, for me it was about my kids

because I had never told my daughters,

and, you know, I grew up with a mom

who was very open about everything and so much

that it would make me uncomfortable,

and I kinda went the opposite way,

so I don't--you know,

I sheltered them from a lot of things, and I just--

- Have you since spoken to your family about it?

- A bit, but I still have not had the full-on

because I'm scared. I was--

- Why? - I know it's horrible.

I just-- - It's not horrible, honey.

- Denise, as an actress,

what's your relationship with food?

- I've always been able to pretty much eat

whatever I want,

but I actually lost a job not that--

a few years ago for being too thin.

They went off of paparazzi pictures, and it was when

Eloise was not walking yet, so I was always carrying her.

My arms were really, really lean,

and that, for the first time,

made me very self-conscious leaving the house.

Like, sh--, you have to be looking a certain way,

and that can affect your job.

- Right. Tyler from Bellevue, Washington, said,

"Erika, you're my hero for eating Cheese Whiz

"and pumpkin pie for breakfast.

Where does your body-positive attitude come from?"

- I always grew up really thin.

This is probably the heaviest

I've ever been in my entire life.

- Really? - Yeah, but I know how to eat.

I know how to lean down, and I know I enjoy pumpkin pie

and aerosol cheese, you know, so--

- Skylar from Phoenix said, "Camille, last year

"you weren't feeling 100%

secure with your body after cancer."

- I said to my mom, "I can never have sex.

I have nothing left down there."

So my doctor goes--she puts her fingers up there.

She goes, "Oh, look, I got four in--I got three

or four fingers in there. You have enough room."

- How are you feeling about it these days?

- Better, but it's still a struggle.

- But isn't it funny how every one of us has--

we have our own thoughts about our bodies,

whether they're big, small, great, tight, whatever?

- All right, well, weight and having the perfect body

aren't the only issues

that have plagued the women of Beverly Hills.

You are also consumed with finding the fountain of youth.

- Ha ha. - Rachel from Portland said,

"Dorit, according to Lisa Vanderpump,

"you've had a head transplant.

What work have you had done since last season?"

- By the way, that was not very nice.

- No. - It was not.

- Do you think Dorit's face has changed

in the last year as much as her accent?

- She's had a head transplant. - I hate it when people say,

"What work have you had done?" What work have you had done?

- Well, but the thing about it is--I do but--

- I know, and I think she should answer it,

but at the same time it's just kinda rude.

- I think since "The Housewives" has begun,

one of the tropes, I think, that is common among every city

and every franchise is women chasing the fountain of youth

and trying to look better and look great.

- But what's wrong with that?

- There's nothing wrong with it.

- Now, there is something wrong with it

when you are judged for it. - That's right.

- This is how I choose to live my life.

However I choose to alter my body or present myself--

- But where was the judgment? - From others.

- From others. - It's one thing if you say,

"Oh, my--Erika, your skin looks amazing."

- "You look refreshed.

"Can you tell me, what are you doing for that?"

Instead of, "What work have you had done?"

And then judging you because you had it.

"Oh, if I had a nose job, I bet I'd look like that too."

Well, then go ----ing get one. - So--but if Vanderpump said,

you had your head-- head transplant.

But she's also been very open

about anything that she's ever done, right?

- Really? - Oh, no?

Tell the truth. Did you get a butt implant?

- No, I have, like, big knickers with, like,

butt implants in them that I--I'll sometimes--

- No, you don't. - No, I don't.

- And I'm very happy to say what I've had done

because I think it's comical when people think

that I've had a face lift and surgeries.

A little Botox and filler.

That's all I've ever done to my face, that's it.

- Did you have a nose job? - No!

Makeup can do wonders, but that's the truth, so.

- You didn't have a head transplant?

- I didn't have a head transplant, no.

- I don't see any neck scars.

- Yeah. [laughter]

- Coming up...

- Anytime you want to have a conversation with Kyle,

Teddi's there to cut you off, and on one--

- Oh, I have a-- I have a question.

I'm cutting you off, but-- - Okay. God, there you go!

There's my point. - But when we're at the--

- Welcome back to

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion.

Well, when Lisa Vanderpump left a vacant lot in Kyle's heart,

Teddi moved right in and became her new bestie on the block.

Whether it's working out or calling people out,

these two are like peas in a pod.

Watch. [laughter]

- Let's hold hands while we watch this.

Here they go.

- Right, I don't know how to do that.

- I've never done girls trips,

and I probably wouldn't have if it wasn't for you.

- Oh, I love you.

- But you guys, that's a big deal.

- I literally love you so much.

You're like my little sister. We're sisters.

- I'll cry.

Hi. - Hi.

- How are you? - I'm good.

You haven't been here for a while.

- I know 'cause all we ever do is work out.

- My relationship with Teddi has just grown.

We have so much in common, and we make each other laugh.

[laughter] This is comfortable.

- I like it in here.

I want to sleep in here. - Oh, my God, me too.

- Should we get into the-- nothing to see here, folks.

- These are really long.

I have never seen someone put a lash on like that.

What are you doing?

- Teddi and Kyle have gotten really, really close.

Kyle, she kinda helps her get dressed, put her makeup on.

- Kyle has lots of style. Teddi, you're coming around.

[laughter]

Teddi's raised her fashion game from a year ago for sure.

- I need a little bit of help. I--let's be honest.

I don't know what to wear to your store opening,

and I don't know what to wear to a day fashion show.

- Okay, we can fix that. - Kyle lends clothes to Teddi.

Eventually you're just gonna see

that they've morphed into one person.

[laughter]

- You could have issues. You can't even get on

with your best friend, so you could have issues.

- Oh! - PK!

- But the hard part is then he goes, "Well, we're good.

Me and Ken are good. Me and Vanderpump are good."

- That doesn't matter.

I'm not talking about that right now, Teddi.

And do me a favor.

Let me have a conversation with Kyle for two seconds.

Teddi, by nature, has a tendency to insert herself,

and I think Teddi can be Kyle's henchwoman.

- It's just men say stupid sh-- sometimes.

- But I also think this situation put everybody

in an uncomfortable way. - Yes.

- So even if it's not malicious,

you're deliberately trying to cover your own ass.

- Teddi and her big mouth, know-it-all Teddi.

- I think it was PK acting out

on how he felt about the situation.

- I know you do.

- Sometimes, Teddi, I think you insinuate yourself

and you're very bright, but I don't--I agree.

- She said I'm very bright. Thank you.

- Thank you for your approval.

- All right. - Whew.

- Um... - Wah-wah.

- You know, you two do seem genuinely close.

What made you go from casual friends to besties?

When did that happen?

- I think we clicked during the first season

when I met everybody.

Oh, I love it.

- Do you? - Yes.

- I think it's really beautiful.

- Does this look ridiculous?

- No. - This looks so good.

- What would I have done without you on this trip?

- Okay, wait till it's done. - Oh (BLEEP).

- Close your eyes.

I never feel, like, appreciated by Lisa,

and this is a perfect example.

- I think Lisa does not know what the (BLEEP) to do

about somebody talking bad about her.

We really became immersed in each other's lives.

- April from Danbury, Connecticut,

thinks the two of you are codependent.

- Is she a therapist? No, I'm just kidding.

- You're watching us, you know, travel together,

do things together, that's not--

- I think it's great that you guys have formed

such a close friendship.

- Kyle gets to be the big sister.

- Mm-hmm, yeah. - Right. Right.

- Camille, someone tweeted,

"Kyle is like a teenager crushing on Teddi,"

and you agreed that their friendship is, quote, creepy.

Why do you say that? - I'd love to hear.

- I just felt that Teddi was, like, up Kyle's ass.

I'm gonna be honest. I mean, I just felt that it was--

- In what way? - In what way?

- And asking her to be your bridesmaid

when you don't hang out outside of the show isn't?

- Well, I've known her for a very long time, and--

- Okay, but you hang out? You spend time with each other?

- I haven't seen her much this year,

since you've put yourself into her life.

- Oh, it's my fault.

- No, it's not your fault at all.

- Okay, I just want to get to the bottom

of what the issue is here.

- You know, you made sure that as soon as

Lisa Vanderpump was out that you were right there.

- One has nothing to do with the other.

- I was close with Kyle way prior

to anything happening with Lisa.

- Okay, that's fine, but it just seems like--

that's how it comes across, that's all.

- So what about this friendship is creepy to you?

- It was-- - Just that Teddi's up her ass?

- Anytime you want to have a conversation with Kyle,

Teddi's there to cut you off,

and that's annoying because I've known her for ten years.

I'd like to just speak to Kyle just one on one.

- I have a--I have a question. I'm cutting you off, but--

- Okay. God, there you go! There's my point.

[tense music]

Mm-hmm.

- Coming up...

- This is totally a setup. - What is a setup?

- I'm done. - Setup?

- I'm done. - What are you talking about?

- I'm done. - She's ----ing nuts.

- Those ----ing nasty bitches.

- So what about this friendship

- So what about this friendship is creepy to you?

- It was-- - Just that Teddi's up her ass?

- Anytime you want to have a conversation with Kyle,

Teddi's there to cut you off,

and that's annoying because I've known her for ten years.

I'd like to just speak to Kyle just one on one.

- I have a--I have a question. I'm cutting you off, but--

- Okay, God, there you go, There's my point.

- Why is it okay for you to do it,

but when I do it, it's 'cause I'm up Kyle's ass?

- I just feel like you're much more opinionated

than some of us here when you don't need to be.

- Dorit, how do you feel about this?

- I've watched them get close. - Mm-hmm.

- And I think they have a nice friendship.

I do find that they sometimes--

it's like you can't even have a conversation with one

without the other having the exact same opinion

and immediately saying it. - Yeah.

- Teddi also found herself in the middle of an argument

with Kyle and Erika in Provence.

- But I think you were irritated last night.

- Because it was making something out of nothing.

- If someone's like, "I'm Kyle.

I'm gonna be a ----ing asshole, blah, blah,"

I'd be like, that's weird.

I don't think you enjoy being with us.

- I don't.

- Now I'm feeling a little bullied,

and maybe I should go to bed now.

- I actually enjoy being with you.

- Erika-- - Look at me.

I'm so ----ing offended.

Now you guys want to make up sh--.

- I think Erika-- - Keep going.

- Erika. - Keep going.

- Erika! [door slams]

- But first I want to talk about what led up to that,

Farrahween and other Erika Jayne.

- Hi, I'm Erika Jayne. - Hi.

- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?

- I'm good. Giving Lisa Rinna that bunny was really (BLEEP).

- Okay, let's take a picture.

- So Sebastian from Miami said,

"Where did Lisa Rinna go to acting school?

That was a bad impression of Erika Jayne."

The costume was great. How was--how was her persona?

- You know, it's Lisa Rinna's take on Erika Jayne.

- You have to remember, I wasn't on stage performing.

I was in a Halloween costume being Erika Jayne

how I wanted to be Erika Jayne.

- And Erika Jayne doesn't have a script.

I mean, she represents certain adjectives--

- I love that we're talking about her in the third person.

- She felt free. She felt, you know--

- I'll tell you what.

It was one of the most fun nights I've ever had.

- Is that right? - I laughed.

- And you looked amazing.

- For me, when that happened that night and, you know,

Rinna gave her the finger and said that--

- Rinna, Erika's not that big of a bitch.

- Oh, my God. - Oh-oh.

- Now I'm getting worried.

- I feel like that's intended for me.

- Rinna, get over here.

- I felt uncomfortable being in a photo with Kim.

- Got it. - It was just that.

- So when she was giving the finger, I was thinking,

"Erika would never do that."

- In Provence, Kyle and Teddi

both seemed to be on the same page

thinking that Erika should have been offended

by Lisa Rinna's impression of her.

- Is Erika Jayne--and I know-- - Stop.

It's a performance persona.

- So just explain it to-- I'm not being an idiot.

- I didn't call you an idiot.

I just said it's a performance persona.

- Teddi, you didn't have a dog in the fight.

Why were you upset about it?

- I wish after the first conversation that we had

at that first dinner I would have let it go.

Had I been in the right state of mind--

and I'm not making excuses for it--

I would have never brought it up again.

- You weren't a part of it. You don't know about it.

So it's even more interesting that you had so much

to say about it 'cause you weren't even there.

- I know. -You know.

- I think I internalize things

and how I would take them, and I projected that on her.

- Why is it okay for Kyle

to do an unflattering impersonation of you?

- Like she got off a horse. [laughter]

Can I tell you something? That was a lot last night.

I cannot.

- But Rinna can't do one of Erika?

- Well, I-- I think it was more--

in my opinion, it was more of the excuse.

- Well, but I was doing what Teddi would have done.

- Yeah, no, that's the truth. I mean, I think we were

also joking versus that wasn't a joke.

- Why do you two think

that Erika doesn't want to be around you?

- It's just a little mood that I tend

to take personally and think,

"Is it something I'm--or does she not want to be--"

- But she had a migraine too. - Yeah, she did.

- I think it was those two mornings in a row

when we were both like, "Sh--, what's going on?"

- I'm miserable. - Are you?

- Oh, honey, look at me.

I'm at breakfast with ----ing sunglasses.

- Hello. - Morning.

- How are you, girl? How'd you sleep?

- I have a bit of a migraine.

Meanwhile, I had the best time of my life.

- Really? Did something happen at the airport at Starbucks?

- What?

- We were all in line at Starbucks, and the--

you were just not in a good mood,

and then the guy went to take our order in front of you,

and you snapped at him, and then everybody like,

oh, she's not in a good mood. - I don't remember this.

- And then it was that combined with the morning things

that I was like, maybe she doesn't want

to be here with us. - No.

- And then that's what it was.

- Do you like being around this group of women?

- I like being around this group of women.

- What did you think about Kyle saying that she likes to be

around drunk Lisa Rinna, but sober Rinna is boring?

- Boring? Drunk Rinna's really pretty fun.

I can't--I guess I can't blame her.

- Drunk Rinna is fun.

Like, look at-- look at your baby shower.

[crowd cheering]

I like that Rinna.

- You kinda can't beat Drunk Rinna.

- I agree. I agree.

But then she went on to say sober Erika is even worse.

- Was worse, was worse, yeah. Well, hey, you know?

- I love a drunk Rinna. Sober Rinna is so boring.

- Oh, my God, I love a drunk Rinna.

- I'm like, [fake snores] "Don't bore me."

- A drunk Rinna is so good.

- And sober Erika's worse.

I said sober Erika's worse?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Drunk Rinna's better,

but sober Erika's even double worse, or something.

- When Erika left, Teddi told Rinna Erika was fake.

- She does what she needs to do

to make you feel good, but then--

- What's wrong with that?

- That's fine in a fake relationship.

- You think that's fake?

- I know the same sh--.

- I think you guys know me well enough to know

if I do something, I really mean it.

- Camille, does that seem two-faced to you?

- Yes, hypocrisy at its finest. - You were sh-- faced.

- But, like, I--but I don't remember that conversation,

but having to watch it back--

- Was it pretend amnesia or does she really not remember?

- It wasn't pretend amnesia. - No, no.

- That was a funny line but no, that was unfortunately full--

- Is this pretend amnesia? I have no idea.

- So be accountable now and tell me

if you think Erika was being fake.

- I don't think Erika was being fake,

but I think those mornings in Provence were rough, and it--

- Yeah, they were rough, from the inside out.

- So why did you say it? Just drunk?

- I think because I was paranoid,

and instead of me going,

"Gosh, something must be going on with Erika,"

I'm like, "Sh--, she's coming for me for something.

Something's gonna happen. What's gonna happen now?"

I mean, my guard is up.

- Coming up...

- You can still say she has terrible breath

and her gums are receding.

- That was a joke, and you all laughed!

- Welcome back to

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion.

So Camille, what is your opinion about Lisa Vanderpump

not being here today? - I think she should be here.

- Why do you think she's not? - Just for me?

- Yeah. - She's pissed about Brandi.

- Why? - Liar.

- There's some story that they think Lisa Vanderpump

planted in--I think it was Radar Online

or one of those failing--

- She does have a direct hotline to Radar Online,

to be honest.

- And I don't know her well enough to know

if she leaked it or not.

- Well, she did, for sure. - She's pissed about Brandi?

- She's not more pissed that she hurt two people?

She's more pissed at Brandi?

- Showed up on the show, absolutely.

She's her arch-enemy. She feels so betrayed.

I'm just assuming, and I could be absolutely wrong,

but she felt throughout this season

that you've had her back, Denise,

and with you talking to Brandi...

- I didn't even think about that.

- Brandi's her arch-enemy.

- We didn't meet to talk about Lisa Vanderpump. It was--

- Well, why didn't she come here and say that?

- That's just my theory. That's just my theory.

- I am so new to so many of you.

- And neutral. - And neutral.

- And I'm neutral. - She's neutral.

- And I didn't meet her to-- - Look, you--

- Camille, are you still in contact with Lisa?

- We texted last week.

- You did? - Yeah, mm-hmm.

- I know she was furious at you

for what you said about her on the show.

- Oh, absolutely. - Yeah.

- Before Lisa Vanderpump got her teeth redone,

I had an issue with the--I had such an issue with the gums.

I was like, "Honey, you need new caps.

Your gum line is receding, and that's--"

- I'm done. - She was very, very upset

because she said once it's out there,

it's out there, and she's right.

- She should focus, you know,

more on what comes out of her mouth and less

on what's in mine, right? - Um, yeah.

- I mean, my gums are beautiful.

Do you want to check them out?

- She has tweeted at you quite a bit.

- Oh, my God, she's tweeted at me.

She's texted me. She was so angry.

- Yeah. - Camille, do you think

Vanderpump would still have invited you to Vegas

if she knew what you said about her breath?

- No, no, not at all.

- Okay, I want to move on to something else.

- Okay. - The Strange Case of

Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Grammer-Meyer

is a tale of backstabbing, betrayal,

and hitting below the belt.

- I did do that. - Sometimes two faces

are not better than one. Take a look.

- What I've noticed about you is you like

to talk out of the side of your mouth,

but the second you're with somebody to their face,

you back down. - My face is right here.

Teddi needs to take a seat.

She sounds like an entitled millennial.

I think Teddi should stay out of that.

I just feel like she's a bit of a know-it-all.

- Camille struggles with being straight-up and honest.

She will play to both sides of the fence.

- What happened to Vanderpump? She's not here.

- You invited her?

- Of course I invited her, yeah.

- She should have showed up.

- She said that she wasn't invited.

- Stop.

- I said, I didn't know you weren't invited.

Nobody's telling me that.

Of course I would have wanted you there.

- Camille just says, "Oh, I didn't realize

you weren't invited." You know she was invited.

- Oh, I said I didn't know that. I'm sorry.

- But you did.

- You are right about that. Call me out on that sh--.

We've all experienced this, the wrath of Vanderpump,

and it feels terrible because it's a character assassination.

- I don't want to spend any time around them.

- I really want you there, but I understand

because I would hate for you to come to my wedding feeling

all this pressure from the ladies.

- Wish-washy.

You got the wish, and you got the wash,

and then you got Camille.

- The accusation here is that you talk out

of both sides of your mouth. - Mm-hmm.

- So is there anything that you saw in that piece

that made you understand where they're coming from?

- Yes.

Watching that, the way that's put together, yes, yes.

- You think it was the editing

that made it look like that?

- No, no, no, I'm not going all for that, but yes.

What part of it do you want me to explain?

- The accusation is you say one thing to us,

and you say another thing to-- - No, but here's what happens.

When we're together, you will say things like,

"I know how Lisa is.

She's done this to me. She's done that and this,"

and then when you're not with us, you're like,

"Lisa, I feel so bad what you're going through,

and this--" and then you--

- Can I feel both? Can I--I can feel both.

- Not if they contradict one another.

- No, I'm not contradicting.

- You've got to have conviction.

- Okay, I'm convict-- my conviction is

I felt terrible that her brother passed away.

- Of course. - We all did.

- We all did. - What human being wouldn't?

- We all did. This has nothing to do with any of this.

- But you can still say she has terrible breath

and her gums are receding?

- That was a joke, and you all laughed!

And you all laughed, and you continued

with the conversation and said, "Yes, don't get me into it,

but she's always had bad breath."

- I did--I-- - Yes, you have.

That is bullsh--.

You've talked about that off-camera with me.

- Camille, that's such a ----ing low blow.

We've all said things privately about each other.

I would never out you.

If I did right now, it would be a very bad situation.

I don't do that. - You girls have all talked

about each other behind each other's back.

I don't know about her, but all of you.

- I'm really sure I have. - Okay.

I mean, come on, this is hypocrisy

at its finest right now. - No, Camille.

- You have wanted me to be mad at Lisa Vanderpump.

Listen, if you're mad at us... - You have.

- And agree with Lisa, great. Then stick by that.

But you can't go back and forth.

You go with Lisa, and you talk bad, and you go,

"I--it's so awful what they've been doing,"

and then you go to us, and what I'm saying is--

- Yes, I can have two independent thoughts.

They're independent of each other, and I own that.

- While you're trying to please everybody,

you end up pissing everyone off

because you're not standing up for one thing. Like--

- What's the one thing you want me to stand up for?

- Just be honest.

- I feel like you girls want me to jump on that hate train.

- That's not true.

Camille, quit saying it's a hate train.

- You do a good job on your own jumping on your own hate train.

- Oh, please, Erika. You're su--I mean, not Erika.

- I'm Erika. - No, um, Dorit,

you're the most phoniest person I've ever met.

- Yeah, we have yet to have that conversation.

-You are such a fake. Don't even go there.

- Can I-- - Go ahead.

- Why would you say Dorit is phony?

I think she's worked really hard--let me just--

- I just-- I have a thing about her.

- Just let me get it out. - I really do, Erika.

I just have a thing about her. - But I think she--

- I don't like when people pretend

that they're somebody they're not.

It really drives me crazy.

I've been around this town for so long,

and you show up, and I don't know.

It's something about you, Dorit.

I just don't feel that you're sincere at times.

- But what is it, Camille?

- You are perfectly entitled to your opinion.

- Mm-hmm. - The only thing I ask is that

you actually are honest about it

and don't pretend that you like me.

- We're getting to know each other,

and the more time I spend with you,

the more I feel bad for anything

I've ever said in the past, really.

- And that you want to be friends

and invite me to such big moments.

- Mm-hmm, I have tried. I have tried.

- Like your wedding and your 50th birthday.

- Well, that was production.

- No, that's not production. Nice try.

- But no, but that is the truth because I didn't want

to invite any of you ladies to my wedding, honestly.

- Oh, wow! - Oh, that's great.

- Okay, hold on. Hold on. - But that is the truth.

- Okay, you have power over yourself.

- You can't say that. There has to be something else.

Nobody forces you--

- You have power over yourself. I mean, you do.

Let me ask you this. It seemed like you then

went all-in about her finances and PK.

- Your husband was telling me how he filed for bankruptcy.

He owes them a lot of money.

- His business went bust. - I know, but he owes

that money to people that I know personally.

- Oh, plea-- - No, it's true.

- What are you talking about? - It's true.

- You're a little snake.

- Well, I walked into that diner

not knowing I was being ambushed.

- Did it seem like an ambush? - Absolutely.

If you're hurt, I need to know that.

- No. - We've been through a lot.

You don't have to hear from your friends--

- No, no, no, please, bring it up.

- Camille, you are confusing.

- After my assistant passed away

and after you ladies trashed me in a van--

- Trashed you?

Camille needs to own her sh-- now.

- What a bitch. - And she pretends--

- Don't pretend to be so sweet and nice and--

don't do that to me. - That's nasty!

You don't come to my wedding and then treat me

so disrespectful after it.

That was nasty.

- But Camille, let's talk about what they were--

- Why can't I say a nice thing about

Lisa Vanderpump without you, the Witches of Eastwick...

- Oh, my God. - Coming after me?

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- She told me to tell my daughter

she was a ----ing liar.

- What?

- That's nasty!

You don't come to my wedding and then treat me

so disrespectful after it. That was nasty.

- But, Camille, let's talk about what they were--let's--

- Why can't I say a nice thing about

Lisa Vanderpump without you, the Witches of Eastwick...

- Oh, my God. - Coming after me?

- Camille, you're scared to say things about Lisa Vanderpump

because you're looking at Twitter,

and we all know that we all get bashed on Twitter.

- Not bashed, killed. - So you'd be nice to Lisa,

because you don't want to deal with the bashing,

and you think, "Okay, well, I can tell

Dorit, you know, she's not genuine,"

'cause you see this stuff on Twitter.

Just say what you feel in the moment.

- You're very upset about them trashing you in the van

leaving your wedding. - Yes, I was.

- So let's talk about what they were saying.

- I was furious.

- We'd been at your wedding. It was wonderful.

You had been talking about being very unhappy

that Lisa Vanderpump wasn't there.

You were really hurt by it, but it was really bad timing

because we get sent this "People" magazine article.

She's basically saying she-- "Lisa Vanderpump

encouraged me to take a leap of faith on this journey,"

and here she says, "I respect her decision."

You said so many amazing things about Lisa Vanderpump,

who didn't show up.

- The interview was given a week before.

- The timing was bad though. - The week before.

- Can I say something? There's so many people

talking--talking over each other.

- The week before. - It's so annoying.

- Wait, let me say one thing. It was a kneejerk reaction.

I don't think it was a great reaction.

- I think it was an overreaction after my wedding.

- Well, but do you understand why she was frustrated?

- Yeah, do you understand that?

- I understand, but it had nothing against you girls.

- But not that-- - There was nothing.

- That wasn't their point. That wasn't their point.

- You had been very clear

that Lisa's not been a friend to you.

- She should have been here to be here for me

and to dismiss all of this.

Lisa Vanderpump has been a fair-weather friend,

absolutely.

- Right, okay, so with that said, you'll say,

"She never calls me. We never hang out.

She never checks on me."

Meanwhile we've left our children

and our families to be there and support you.

Whether you actually wanted us there or not, I didn't realize.

I mean, I thought that when you asked me to be a bridesmaid,

that I--maybe I'm stupid. I thought it was genuine.

- So do you get that? They're the people who showed up.

- Mm-hmm. - She didn't, yet--

- I understand that.

- Okay. Okay. - That I can understand.

That right there in that context--

- Why are you so angry?

- Okay. - Okay.

- Honest to God, like, take it down a notch, Camille.

- Denise, shut up. - I mean, I can't--

- Don't tell her to shut up, Camille.

Don't. She's my friend. She's my friend.

- I know she's your friend, but I don't like her.

- Camille, calm down, for (BLEEP)'s sake.

- I don't like her.

She told me to tell my daughter she was a ----ing liar.

- What?

- I did not tell you to tell your daughter--

- Yes, you did. In the finale, yes.

- I did not. What are you talking about?

- She did. - Oh, by the way,

my daughter was upset with you.

She walked up to you and said hi, and you went,

"I gotta go to the bathroom."

- Never, I--never. - "Gotta go to the bathroom."

- You know what I would say to my daughter.

I would defend them and I would make my daughter

feel like they were--

- Well, then maybe you make your daughters feel like sh--,

but I don't make my daughters feel like sh--.

- I don't make them feel like ----ing sh--.

I make them feel okay, like, "Don't worry, honey.

They didn't snub you."

I said if my child said that Teddi ignored her,

whether she did or not, I know Teddi,

and I know she's a great mom.

- And then your response to Denise was,

"It's not my fault that I'm not a bad mother like you."

Like, you put that on her. - I didn't say that.

- You actually insulted my parenting, Camille.

- I said I do not curse

at my kids, 'cause you were telling me--

- What are you talking about? - You were telling me--

- I have no idea. - A while back you said,

"I curse at my daughters." It was no big deal.

- I don't curse at my daughters.

- It was in the Bahamas. You were drunk. You came in.

- I--by the way, you and I have talked about this.

- Yeah. - Like, I'm calm,

but when I go, I ----ing go.

- She told me that the other day.

She was like, "I scream at my kids.

Do you scream at your kids?" and I was like--

- I scream my goddamn head off at times.

- You do?

- Yes, because if I'm calm after 50 times--

- Do you feel bad after or are you like--

- I don't, actually. [laughter]

[overlapping talking]

- That's unbelievable.

- "Sometimes I just get mad at my daughters and say things."

- What is wrong with you?

Honest to God, you need to go take a second

because this is not good.

- When you were sitting there at lunch with Camille

and she was trash-talking everyone,

what was going through your mind?

- I was really uncomfortable because I didn't want--

- So this is-- this is truly a setup.

This is truly a setup.

- What is a setup? - I'm done.

- I'm done. - What are you talking about?

- I'm done. - You did your own stuff on--

- What are you talking about? - I'm done.

Bullsh--. They did say those things.

- Is she on something?

- She did say she cursed at her kids.

----ing she did say that. - She's so angry.

- I'm not going through that bullsh--.

(BLEEP) them.

- What's the setup? - What happened?

- She's ----ing nuts. - Thank you.

Take this off. I'm leaving.

Bullsh--. Nasty bitches.

- Next time, it's part three of

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion.

- I can't figure out what Denise's issue with me is.

- You just said you didn't like her and that she's boring.

- She was kind of a wah-wah this year.

- Well, I'd say you were just an asshole

with iconic hair and lips. - Big lips.

- And lips. - Yeah.

- Oh, my God, it's such a Lisa present.

- Maybe after seeing that, she'll call you.

- I feel like I've seen this on her.

- You're just saying that

'cause he wants it for the clubhouse.

- Oh, you want-- [laughter]

- I'm really hurt by you ladies.

It was a great wedding, and then Teddi said

the best part of it was the departure.

- This is where we think before we speak, Camille.

You're talking out of your ass.

- Denise, stop it. It is not true.

- Whatever you're telling me,

I can't really trust that that's real.

- That's what she's ----ing doing,

and once again, it's not being genuine.

- [sighs] (BLEEP), man. - It's a sad end.

- Sorry, I can't--I can't talk right now for a second.

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