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- Previously on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- Welcome to Chateau Ventoux.

- Ooh. This is like coming into, like, a museum.

- Camille sent a picture of a house on fire,

and I wrote back, "Camille, is this your house?"

She's like, "Yes, it"-- - Yes, it is.

- You bitch! You dress like me!

- Pat the puss, honey. - Ahh!

- Erika Jayne gives you the permission

to do a whole lot of sh--.

- I just gave a whole lot of permission.

- It gives you a whole lot of permission.

- It's so ----ing fun.

- Erika Jayne, Erika Girardi,

wouldn't talk like that to any of us.

- I don't think that you're the person that says, "F you."

- I know your feelings weren't hurt.

- Not at all.

- Was it not a little uncomfortable for you?

- No. It wasn't for me, but it was for you guys.

I get that.

I'm not annoyed that Lisa Rinna used the Erika Jayne persona.

I am, however, becoming annoyed

at how you two will not let it go.

[upbeat music]

- In the game of life, it's Rinna take all.

♪ ♪

- Most people talk about their fantasies.

I'm living mine.

- In business and in life,

I wear many hats and hairstyles.

- You can stab me in the back,

but whilst you're there, kiss my ass.

- I'm not afraid of hard work,

but I'll never do your dirty work.

- My problem with the tabloids?

My real life is so much juicier.

- In Beverly Hills,

the truth always has a way of rising to the top.

[upbeat accordion music]

♪ ♪

- Morning.

- Good morning. - I'm so tired.

- I know. - We all are.

- I need coffee really badly.

- I need oodles amounts of coffee.

- Hi, baby. Oh, wow. - I love passion fruit.

I only ever have it when I'm away.

[phone chimes]

- My sister just said, "Are you guys okay?

Are you burning down?"

We still don't know what Denise--if she has a house.

- We don't know whether Denise's house has been--

- She still doesn't know anything.

- The fire is literally on PCH, and I was so scared

we were not gonna even get out of there,

and I think our house might be burning down.

- No! - No!

- Good morning. - I guess Erika's still asleep.

- She's coming down. - Oh, there she is.

- Hello.

- Morning. - Morning.

- There's something about waking up.

We're all in our PJs.

- How are you, girl? How'd you sleep?

- You feel, like, this real closeness.

- I slept okay. I--yeah, I have a bit of a migraine,

which I felt coming on last night.

Well, I'm not in a good mood.

I have a vicious migraine brought on by the lack

of sleep and bitches that want you to be offended

by something you're not offended by.

- Were you not also shocked that she talked like that,

'cause that was not a portrayal of who you really are.

- You guys are making it out to be something that it isn't.

Stop. It's okay. Relax.

- Well, there you go.

I was telling the girls that, you know,

I organized to go to the winery at 1:30.

- Hmm.

- So we can, until then, do whatever we want.

- Okay.

- I think I have to get moving, or I'm gonna go back to sleep.

- Yes. - I'm getting tired.

- See you in a bit, guys.

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Yay.

- Okay, that was enough of a workout.

You tried to get the door open. - I can't tell if it's raining

or if that's the fountain that kind of--

- Oh, the wind-blown fountain? - The wind-blown...

- Oh!

Well, why are we going towards the fountain then?

- Because that's how we have to get to the squashing.

- Well, can we cross now?

- Ah!

- [laughs]

- A blast of water in my face.

- Oh. - Hello.

- Bonjour. Bonjour.

This is my exercise for the day.

- Maybe we should just walk around and see the property.

- What? Hold on. - Where's the bounce?

- I think you have to, like, warm it up or something.

- [laughs]

I don't know what methods you need to get balls

warmed up and going.

Maybe Teddi's just got that magic touch.

- Oh. [laughter]

[upbeat music]

Go. Yes.

- Oh, yes!

Yes, seven, eight!

- Ugh.

- We made nine.

- I have a concussion.

- Oh.

- [inaudible] head. - Yes.

Is there any blood on that wall?

- You know what?

- We did great. - We did it.

We really killed it. - We did it.

- I'm walking in the chapel. - Oh, let's look at the chapel.

- Ooh, let's say a prayer for everybody in LA.

- Let's. - Oh, wow.

- Oh. You guys, this is beautiful.

- This is perfect.

- Look at this.

- I have a home chapel.

So welcome to my chapel.

Fun, right?

- This...

- Is crazy, right? - Wow.

- But this is like a mini-church.

This is really beautiful.

- Let's light candles for Camille,

- Camille, Denise...

- And everyone.

All we can do is say a prayer.

It makes me feel connected

and to honor what's going on back at home.

[upbeat funky music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God. Look at all that.

Look at--all this is black.

I don't know how they got these fires out.

Look at how fast they've moved.

- Oh, my God, all these hills.

- I cannot believe how much ----ing burned.

We are so lucky we got out.

The fear of trying to get out of Malibu

no one knows unless they were sitting there.

The fire was coming so fast,

and I've never been in that situation

where I felt so trapped and couldn't get out.

- It's eerie, isn't it?

- It is very eerie. - It is. It's eerie.

I wonder how much damage is at our place.

- I don't think we're gonna be living back here very soon.

Oh, our beautiful community.

- Reduced to rubble in a minute.

- Sh--.

- That is torched, everything there.

- Lookit.

The fire's right across the street from our house.

- We are so lucky.

We got everyone out to safety, baby.

- We got out just in time.

- I mean, this could've been so bad.

- We're so lucky.

Oh, the smell is so bad. - Oh, you can smell it.

Look at all the soot. - So weird.

It looks like we ransacked our house when we left

running so fast to get our sh--.

- We took what we could.

- Sammy did say if we got in to grab--

I should put her stuff in the garbage bags.

- Baby, you want me to take these?

- Forget it. I'll buy her new sh--.

That stuff's gonna smell like smoke anyway,

and I'll need a moving truck to get all these bags out.

We're so lucky.

The whole street would have burned down

if one house caught on fire.

Look at that.

It's right across from our house.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

- Sh--. Looks like some horror movie.

Wow.

This was the first house after my divorce

that was my house that was all mine.

[knock at door]

- Hey. - Hey, how are you, beautiful?

- For you. - Oh, thank you.

- Nice. It's beautiful out here. Are you kidding?

- Come on out. - This is so pretty.

- And now that's taken from me.

It's devastating.

Oh, Mason, your cup. Mason.

We'll start over again.

So, Kimber, I'm guessing from what the firemen told me,

I guess the embers from that were blowing,

because the wind was kicking up and caught what they believe

caught in the eaves of the house.

Mason's room is gone.

My room...

- Didn't they say they fought for, like, four hours?

- They fought for more than that.

Mason looked at me.

What did you say when we were walking out?

- I was like, "This house is going down."

♪ ♪

- I don't even know where to begin.

- Coming up....

- I feel like the two of you are in cahoots.

So are you're trying to push me out?

- Oh, stop.

♪ ♪

[upbeat electronic music]

- ♪ Hey ♪

- Ladies, can you guys come outside please?

- She's got something to show us, Lisa.

- All right, off we go.

[dramatic music]

Well, you guys, who's ready for the vineyard?

- I love it. - If I'm gonna do this trip,

I'm gonna really do it right.

- I feel very fancy.

- I really don't want to go in a helicopter.

- Erika, I get it.

You've probably ridden a lot of helicopter in your day,

but this is my first time!

- Hello. How are you? - Jéremié.

- Kyle.

- Lord have mercy on my soul.

- Kyle, is this an indication

that you have lost all the fears that you once had?

- Have you lost your mind?

- Listen, girls, I've come a long way.

In the past, I have been terrified of flying.

Holy, ---ing sh--. ----ing Hell. Oh, my God.

- Yay! - I'm so grateful...

This past summer, my husband

had us take a helicopter from San Tropez to the airport.

Being up that high and looking down, it was beautiful.

- You've come a long way, Kyle.

- Look at how pretty the view of it is.

Wow, Kyle.

- I just would like to note how much I've grown,

that I'm calm right now.

- Bravo, Kyle.

- Oh, that's a little bump.

- I'm not gonna lie.

I don't like this jiggling left to right.

I like to go straight. - Nervous Nellie is back.

- I'm trying to do things that I wouldn't normally do.

- Because life is short, guys. Life is short.

- Let's hope it's not that short right now, Rinna, Okay?

Let's hope it's very long right now.

[upbeat music]

- Wow. - Oh, this is amazing.

♪ ♪

- Whoo.

♪ ♪

- Thank you so much. - Hey, Kyle,

you did really well. - Thank you, girls.

- Honestly, you know, 'cause helicopters crash all the time.

- Oh, thanks, Erika.

- I just was waiting until we were on the ground safely

to let you know. - Well, by the way...

[upbeat accordion music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, I'm Renaud. - Oh, look at this.

- It's beautiful, eh? - Gorgeous.

- So beautiful.

- So Luberon is very known around the world.

And I guess you love wine, I suppose.

- We love wine.

- And we are going to make a blending.

- Oh, wow. - Okay?

- Exciting. - Let's go.

[upbeat music]

Okay, so have a seat.

- Look at this.

Ahh.

- We have some cheese. - Wow.

- Cheese, ladies? - Wow.

- This is so good.

- It's so good. - I know.

Everything is so good. - I mean, this is like heaven.

- I love a wine tasting.

It's more of, like, a social activity

as opposed to, like, a boozing session.

- I've been to Napa one time in my life,

and we didn't even go wine-tasting.

I went to the spa.

- You know, you see the people, and they're like...

[gargles and spits]

No. I want to drink it.

- I'm not gonna drink it,

but I should taste it just to be polite.

- Also, that bowl is if we don't like the particular one.

- You take a sip of it,

and then you put the rest in the bowl.

- You don't drink everything.

Otherwise, you'll be really drunk.

- Yeah, you just take a sip of it.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers.

- For this wine, it is very light.

Very light, a nicer pink color, but very, very light.

- That's very good. - Isn't that nice?

- [laughs]

[glass dinging]

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh. Nice.

- This is a Shiraz.

- This will be heavier.

- A little bit, yeah.

- Mmm.

- I like each one better and better each time.

[laughter]

- Here's your last one.

- Very tasty.

- Don't pretend to dump yours, Dorit.

- She's dumping air.

She's like, "I'm done with this. No way."

- Yeah. Here, I'm just gonna dump it.

- Wait. Hold on. Hold on.

[laughter]

Okay, ready for the next.

- Dorit, here, just do it. Just take the ----ing bottle.

- But so which bottles that you have prefer?

- I like that, that, and that one.

- I like the first and the last.

- And I like one, two, and three.

- I liked one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

I'm so confused. Can we start from the beginning?

[laughter]

- No. No, no, no.

- I'm gonna pee my pants. - Did you just snort?

- Always.

- We're really ----ing lightweights.

- No, I just think you're drunk.

- You do? - Yeah. I do.

When you have a migraine, you don't drink,

so I'm the sober one at lunch here today.

- Don't take away my sample! - How do you really feel?

- You guys, let's talk about it.

Let's--let's get it all on the table.

- You bet I'm gonna talk about it.

- I'm gonna pee my pants.

- And when you don't drink,

you get a little irritated with the drunks.

Let's be honest.

- I'm sorry. We laugh too much.

- Okay, so that's the first one.

I'm going to take my test tube, okay?

- Oh, look.

- It's like a fun science class.

- Yeah. - Right?

- I had a really fun time today.

- And after, we blend.

- Very scientific. - Okay.

- This is the blend. - Mmm.

- Okay, this is good. So where can we buy this?

Can we buy this in the States?

- Not yet. - Darn.

- I hope to find a distributor.

- Oh. - Oh.

- Somebody should be selling alcohol in this group.

- Well, someone does, but she's not here right now.

- Tonight is about celebration of my daughter and husband

Jason to bring this rosé to fruition.

- My turn. I'd like to be the new rosé seller.

- Yeah. - Rinna rosé.

- Rinna rosé! - Rinna rosé!

- Rinna rosé.

Anybody who's interested, call me. I'm ready.

- One, two, three. - I'm in Provence, France,

and I have come up with the best rosé.

We mix these three together. It is so magnificent.

It is so fruit-u. It's so delicious.

- Fruit-u? - It's so fruit-u.

- And you are gonna-- you are gonna ----ing die!

- [inaudible] - QVC, here we come.

Why did you say better than sex?

- It's way better than sex.

Are you kidding me? You take one--

- Even he doesn't agree with you.

- Both, both, both.

- Thank you so much.

I mean, I never really liked that rosé anyways,

so I'd rather have a better one.

- Oh, Rinna. The shade.

- I can choose what kind of rosé I like.

I never liked that rosé. I prefer Whispering Angel.

I've said to her, "I like Whispering Angel,"

and she said, "Well, what about Vanderpump Rosé?" And...

[laughter]

- I literally cannot... - I just had to spend the day

with Rinna doing interpretations.

Can you be all of us?

- I could. - You're the actress.

- Rinna, this'll be fun. - Do me first please.

I want to see.

- Listen, it's very touchy. - I think if we can all laugh

and talk about it, then that's fine.

- Last night, Kyle was giving Lisa Rinna sh--

about impersonating me.

- Erika Jayne, Erika Girardi, our friend Erika,

who's one human being no matter what you guys want to say,

wouldn't talk like that to any of us.

- But she's good with them today.

When isn't life full of double standards?

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Do Teddi. - Like she got off a horse.

- [laughs]

- My walk is so bad.

It's just like my dad's is.

[upbeat accordion music]

- I just had to spend the day with Rinna

doing interpretations.

- Do me first, please. I want to see.

- Listen, it's very touchy.

- I think if we can all laugh and talk about it,

then that's fine.

Give me a little snippet. - Oh, sure.

I do everybody. - I do you too.

- Hello. - You do me?

- I talk to Harry Hamlin.

- Thank you, Harry Hamlin. Oh, it's Harry Hamlin. Hello?

I can't wait to go home and tell Harry Hamlin

he's getting a blow job from Erika Jayne.

- I told Harry, "We do have fun."

- Wait! Is that a bee?

- [laughs]

- Ah! A bee!

Oh, my God. There's a bee. I'm so sorry.

There's a bee. Is that a bee?

No.

- [laughs]

- Where is my EpiPen?

- [laughs] - That was good.

That was good.

- Jaggy. - Oh, Jaggy. Jaggy.

- Jaggy. Where's Jaggy?

Jaggy.

- Oh, it's [inaudible] and Jaggy!

Oh, my God.

- Go for it, Jaggy. - Whoo.

- I'm coming for you, Jaggy. - No.

- Jaggy. [inaudible]

I don't like that game. Jaggy.

- Well. I am not surprised that you haven't had an acting job

since you were seven years old.

- Okay.

- Ba-dum-bum.

- [laughs]

- Do Teddi.

- Well, I got to do the walk then.

- Do Teddi. Do it. - Okay, this is Teddi.

This is Teddi.

- My walk is so bad.

It's just like my dad's is.

This is a lock. It's got to be like--

like she got off a horse.

- [laughs]

Can I tell you something?

That was lot last night.

Like, enough, okay? Stop.

I can't--I cannot with this.

Cannot.

[laughter]

Oh, my God. That face.

[laughter]

- I just put cheese down my shirt.

- It is impression after impression,

and no one here is offended.

However uncomfortable it may have been

for all of us to watch...

- Which it was. That's all we're saying.

Wasn't that a little uncomfortable for you?

- No, it wasn't for me, but it was for you guys.

I get that. It's not personal to me.

It's all good. It's fun. I can take a joke.

- Kyle, do it again. - Or you could do Denise.

- You just have to do the face. - Perplexed.

She's like...

- You've got to turn your mouth down just a little bit.

There it is. A little bit.

- What's happening here?

- You guys, I really feel bad about it,

but you know, I think she's a mother----er,

but I feel really bad about it.

- Oh, my God. You're doing Camille.

- Oh, my God. Look at you.

Always hitting it out of the ballpark.

Always gorgeous.

There's something about Dorit that just gets me.

The fake accent, all of it. She makes the back

of the little hairs on your neck just stand up.

- Do you want to come to my wedding?

At my wedding? That bitch.

Can you ----ing believe what she ----ing did?

Oh, so good to see you.

- Oh, what about Erika? - No, we already know.

- I already did that. - Hey.

- I'm not gonna do this. I'm tired.

- That's right.

- I'm not gonna do this right now.

Honey, we're good.

- I'm good. I'm good.

- All right. - Okay?

- Good. - I'm good. I'm good.

I don't want to--I don't want to do this.

- We're having fun. - It's a good time.

- This is a good time. - We're having a good time.

I'm good. It's okay.

I'm good. This is a good time.

- Let me tell you something, Dorit. This is a good time.

- But you know what? She's dead-on.

- You guys, we have fun, don't we?

- Yeah, we do have fun, guys. - Yes, we have fun.

- I got to say cheers to us. - Yes.

- Yes. - Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

- We are ----ing hilarious. - Funny and friends.

- We are funny and friends.

- Erika, your glass missed mine.

- Did it? - Don't do it again.

Thank you. Thanks.

- Okay.

[upbeat electronic music]

- Rosé all day.

- Bring it on, Kyle.

- We got to go this way I think.

- I'm not doing that damn long walk.

- Guys, we have glasses for you.

- Dorit, do you want to go in the boring car or the fun car?

- We just...

- Oh, God, Erika, that was funny.

And everyone got roasted.

- Everyone. - Every single one of us.

- Everyone. - Hold on. Where's our cups?

- Oh, where's those cups at? - Hold on.

Where's our wine cups? - Wait, we left the cups.

We gotta stop that car.

- Stop! Stop! Stop!

- The glasses are in the car.

- Oh, the glass is in the car?

- Oh. We got 'em all.

Look, you guys. Uh-oh.

[laughter]

You guys... - I am gonna--

- Did we not die laughing? - Oh, my God.

- Dead. Dead.

- This is me having a ----ing blast.

- You are-- - You are so amazing, Kyle.

- Am I not the funniest person ever?

- I'm having a good time. - Good time.

- Having a good time. - Oh, Kyle doing you?

Hilarious. - Having a good time.

- I love a drunk Rinna.

Sober Rinna is so boring. I'm sorry.

- Oh, my God. I love a drunk Rinna.

- I'm like, "Don't bore me."

- A drunk Rinna is so good.

- And sober Erika's worse.

- [laughs]

- Don't even act like you don't think it's true.

- Last night was rough on the fun scale.

- Erika was not fun. Erika was not--not fun.

- Can just say also,

and yet we can all collectively,

the people--the participants of the night--laugh.

I feel like I'm in a tough position,

because I think Kyle and Teddi were out of order last night.

- Hiding behind a character was confusing.

- It's her alter ego. It's this person that is free

to be who they want to be and do, and so--

- Maybe I need clarity on that then.

- I have a lot of fun with Erika.

- Let's be honest.

Breakfast this morning was not that way.

- No. - And Erika came in pissed off.

- Erika does have a good time.

- I'm a little just, like, a zombie.

Not on purpose; I'm just having a [inaudible] minute.

- Close your eyes, and who cares?

I'll go lay in the back. - No, it's fine. Don't.

Stay right here. I'm not even--no.

If I close my eyes-- - No, but I could lay

in the back actually is what I'm saying.

- Oh, then go lay down if you need to.

- I'd like to lay in the back.

- Erika has to know that it comes off

a certain way when she's like, "I'm having fun,"

but she sounds like Debbie Downer.

- Sometimes it feels like she's annoyed

to be hanging out with us.

- [yawns]

- Coming up...

- So now I'm feeling a little bullied,

and maybe I should go to bed now.

- I actually want--I actually want--

- Oh, no.

- You guys want to make up sh--? Keep going.

- Erika. - Keep going.

[door slams]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm here. - Hi.

I'm in here, and you're all late.

- Oh, yeah, I love to get drunk

and then change into fancy formalwear.

- Oh, hi. - You're all late.

- Erika's like-- - We're all lit. Are you lit?

- Uh, yeah. Right now. - Hi.

- Hello, my lovely. - Hello.

- Sorry to keep you waiting. - That's cute.

- Look at that belt. - Queen McQueen McQueen.

- Is it McQueen? - Yeah.

- Oh, it's so good.

You're so good in McQueen. - Yeah.

- It's really good. That was fun, you guys.

- We know how to have fun.

- I need a cocktail. - [inaudible]

go right afterwards... - I need a bigger glass.

- Than having to torture yourself.

- Vodka tonic, please. - Until you get it right.

- Can we get, um, some cocktails

for these high-maintenance people?

- [laughs] - One of them is very annoying.

- [laughs]

- We called Edwin.

I was like, "Hey, babe. Oh, my gosh.

"We had so much fun, and we cracked up.

Blah, blah, blah. Kyle imitated me," and he goes,

"Did she walk like she just got off a horse?"

She did my walk.

- The "I just got off a horse" walk?

[laughter]

- Do I know her or not?

- You do. - There you go, ladies.

[inaudible], soup of 13 vegetables. Enjoy.

- Thank you. - Excuse me, sir?

Can we get another round?

- Yes.

- You know, life is not always easy.

Life is not always perfect, and we act like our lives

are great and everything's okay, and--

- That's just a facade. - It is.

- But I don't think I act like that.

- I think I always want things to be a certain way,

and when they're not, I really struggle with it, and--

- Where does that come from you think?

- I think because I grew up with not a lot of structure.

I went, like, ten-fold.

- Kyle, do you do the same?

- I...uh...yeah, I do.

- Of course you do.

- I do. Teddi, to me,

I feel like we were in a weird way raised the same.

- Yeah. Very similar.

- Really? - Oh, my God.

I'm gonna get emotional. - It's okay.

- But there's not a lot of people in my life

that I've felt very safe with. - That's a big deal.

- Oh, I love you.

- But, you guys, that's a big deal.

That is--isn't that what we want almost more

than anything, to feel safe?

- I've never done girls' trips,

and I probably wouldn't have if it wasn't for you.

- Oh, you guys, this is so nice.

What a nice moment to have.

- Teddi and Kyle have gotten really, really close.

Kyle lends clothes to Teddi.

She kind of helps her get dressed, put her makeup on.

Eventually you're just gonna see

that they've morphed into one person.

- I think we would all show up and support one another,

because that's who we are.

I really believe that. - It's not just about that.

We can all say, "Oh, showing up to support, blah, blah, blah."

That's, like, ----ing bullsh--.

- I've never supported anybody

until I came into this group. - What do you mean?

- I never found a group of girls

that I did not feel like

I was competitive with.

♪ ♪

I am someone that has not been liked by a lot of women.

I want to have a group of women friends.

I've never had a group of women friends,

and the reason is because I just don't trust it.

Have women opened doors for me? No.

Have women been my best friends? No.

- What's changed? - Oh, my level of comfort

and my level of security, my level of trust.

- No, but as our group got smaller,

I feel like the trust became more.

- Duh.

I am much more comfortable,

because the dark cloud has been removed.

- Erika, when you sent me a couple of lines

in your condolence card, it was a little distant.

- No, that's a very personal note from me.

I'm very sorry you feel that way,

but that comes from my heart.

When you remove a personality like Lisa Vanderpump

away from a group of women like this,

we've been able to connect on a much more human level.

Not a soul in this group is jealous.

- I think--I agree. - I do not feel--

- Totally agree. - No offense.

I'm not jealous of anyone.

- You're not letting me finish. - I don't want your life,

your husband, your life,

your husband, your life, your husband. Like--

- Yeah, so like--so back to what I was saying--

- I have the best life in the whole--amazing.

- That's what I was saying. - Right, exactly.

- I mean, that's what I was saying.

I don't feel like anyone

in this group is jealous of anyone.

- But last night you seemed--I have to say this.

I swear to God on my life I'm not attacking,

but I think you were irritated last night.

[tense music]

And when you're irritated-- - Of course I was irritated.

Because it was making something out of nothing.

- Why did you want Erika to feel a certain way last night?

- I didn't. - You did.

- No. - It certainly felt that way.

- It felt like you wanted her to feel a certain way.

- You thought I was attacking you last night?

- I didn't say the word "attacking."

It was just, like, don't you think it's weird--

- I wanted you to be honest about how you felt.

- Why is this an issue to begin with?

I really have no idea.

How did you feel, Erika? - I didn't feel anything other

than I thought it was great.

Listen, it was a good time. You guys worked it out.

- So you're not gonna say that when Lisa Rinna was...

- You had great time last night.

- Giving the thing going and saying, "(BLEEP) you,"

that you weren't like, "That's not me"?

- We're here talking about Farrahween again?

What the (BLEEP) are you talking about?

This is so ridiculous.

Let me be clear.

I'm not gonna change my position, so stop asking me.

- Okay.

- Rinna's so in ----ing character.

Look at that. Erika's not that big of a bitch.

- Did you have a problem with it?

- I thought it was weird.

- I didn't even think about this

until you brought it up last night.

- You seemed upset.

- Yeah, because it's so out of left field.

- But why do you care?

- If someone's like, "I'm Kyle.

I'm gonna be a ----ing asshole, blah, blah,"

I'd be like that's weird.

- What's weird is that you care.

- Yes. - What's weird is that

you're pushing it. What's weird is that you're

reaching for something that-- - That's different.

That's different. - No, what's weird is that

you're reaching for something.

- What the (BLEEP), Kyle?

Erika just said she's finally opening up

and trusting this group.

What the (BLEEP) do you want, to push her away?

♪ ♪

- Coming up....

- Where do I begin?

- I don't know, but it seems to be a lot on your mind.

- No, but we've never had a problem ever.

- No, and we're not having a problem now.

- No, we actually are.

- We don't need to talk about it anymore.

I don't understand why you guys want me to feel

a certain way about it. I'm good.

- I'm good.

I've got this. I'm good. Sounds familiar.

Honey, we're good.

We're fine.

- It's a good time.

- I was playing Erika Jayne the whole night.

I was at the DJ booth. - I know. I know.

- I mean, you've seen all the pictures.

You've sent me some great pictures.

- Hi.

- I don't want to be in there anymore.

- Kyle, shh.

- Not Kyle. What is your name? Teddi.

The only thing is that Kyle's so ----ing drunk.

We all are, though.

Why do you have such an issue with pulling?

My God, you cannot pull a ----ing door to save your life.

- Where'd everyone go?

- I think it just makes me sad that there's,

like, discord around, you know?

- Whatever. It's do weird.

[snores]

What do you really feel?

- I feel like she's in--in a bad mood with us.

- When?

- All the time.

- Well, then maybe that's what you have to talk to her about.

Whatever you have going on, I think it's deeper than this.

Didn't we finish this at the restaurant the other night?

Why did this come up again?

Why are we still talking about it?

- I don't feel like Erika's having fun with us.

Like, she's not enjoying her time with us.

But that's what I feel like. I feel like she's like...

[snores] Like...

she doesn't enjoy having a girls' trip.

- We're all trying to have a good time,

and it feels ----ing awkward.

- Kyle and Teddi are just out of order.

I think they should be letting it go at this point.

Enough is enough.

- Here's Erika. - [laughs]

Erika's right here.

- Kyle, I think you need to say what you need to say to Erika.

- I said it. I said it.

- No, you need to say what you just said to me to Erika.

- What did I say?

- That you don't think that Erika's having fun with us

and doesn't enjoy being with us.

- I did say that, yes.

- What are you talking about? I've had the best time.

♪ ♪

What? I didn't feel good today.

- Hello. - Morning.

- Morning. - How are you, girl?

How'd you sleep?

- I have a bit of a migraine, which I felt

coming on last night.

But I said that right away,

"Hey, you guys, I have a headache."

- But you like being around this group?

- Well, yeah.

- I don't think you enjoy being with us.

- I don't.

♪ ♪

- And so now it's turned into

"Erika doesn't want to be here,"

and I don't have fun with the group,

and you don't think I like anybody,

so are you trying to push me out?

- No! - Not at all.

- We just want to understand.

- I feel like there's something else there.

- No. - I enjoy being with you.

- I kind of feel a little bullied right now.

♪ ♪

- Oh, stop.

- Yeah. I feel like the two of you

are in cahoots and now want me to feel a certain way

about something that never really bothered me.

- No, I actually--

- So now I'm feeling a little bullied,

and maybe I should go to bed now.

- I actually enjoy being with you.

- Oh, no. - Don't go. Stay here.

- So ----ing offended. - Erika, stay.

- Erika. - I have seen--

- Erika-- - By the way, if you guys

want to make up sh--, good.

Keep going.

- Erika. - Keep going.

[door slams]

- You put her in a situation. She felt a certain way.

It was one incident last night that took her off-guard,

and she felt a little sh---y about it.

- Oh, by the way, I didn't get the chance to say that to her.

She left.

- Well, she was there, and you know what?

- Go now. Go follow her and go say it now.

- No, I'm not gonna do that.

- That's what I think you need to do, Kyle. Thank you.

- And I'm going to bed.

- Where's her room?

- Good night, guys.

- Erika. - Yes?

- Can you talk to me for one second?

- Yes. I'm right here.

- Where--where do I begin?

- I don't know, but it seems to be a lot on your mind.

- No, but today was the best day ever,

but I honestly felt like there was no way at Farrah's party

that you could not have felt like--

- Kyle, I'm not gonna get into this.

Kyle is going round and round in circles.

It's over and over and over.

Honey, I've said everything I'm going to say.

I'm not going to change my mind.

- We've never had a problem ever.

- No, and we're not having a problem now.

- No, we actually are.

- I really don't know where this is coming from.

- We're being honest. - Well, I'm being honest too.

Does my honesty not count?

- Here's the thing. I like Erika,

but it was uncomfortable last night,

and it could've easily been resolved by being honest.

- She's doing the best she can.

We all are doing the best we can.

- But it feels like a lie.

- I'm being honest that, like,

that I felt, like, honest that I--

- How 'bout let's be honest in the morning.

I think that'd probably be best for all of us.

- Okay. - Okay?

- When we sit down and we have breakfast,

and I feel uncomfortable,

it's not a ----ing good morning.

- I was telling the girls that, you know,

I organized to go to the winery at 1:30.

- Hmm.

- Well, maybe you should say, "I feel uncomfortable."

- I can't be expected to be the moral compass

for everybody all the time. - You're not.

- But then you guys hold me to that.

- No, we don't. No. No, Teddi--Teddi.

- Oh, "Teddi, are you the accountability control?"

- No, let me tell you something.

- No, but you see what I'm saying.

- You know what? - It's not my job.

- Teddi, you hold yourself to being the moral compass,

and you need to stop.

- Get out of here. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

- Take yourself off the hook.

That is the confusion to me.

- Okay, I understand that, but it's--

- It all seems fake to me.

- Teddi's had a lot of cocktails,

and when you have a lot of cocktails,

it's like truth serum, and it just starts pouring out.

You guys have grown so much.

- I don't want to bleed all over your sheets.

- Oh, my gosh. I'm not angry. I'm not mad.

My feelings aren't hurt. None of those things.

It's just in my mind, that's weird.

- I think it's weird that you should care. It's possible.

- You pretending that it's full amnesia right now is confusing.

- Don't ever say that to me again. Don't.

- Okay. - Don't take a step back.

- She does what she needs to do

to make you feel good, but then--

- What's wrong with that?

- That's fine in a fake relationship, but--

- You think that's fake?

- I know the same sh--. - Teddi sees herself in Erika.

We are affected by people

that have the same issues that we have,

and we don't like that in ourselves,

and so we get mad at that person,

because we see ourselves in that person.

Are you manipulative? Is that what you're saying?

- I'm saying I know exactly what one needs to do

to make people feel comfortable.

I'm not interested in having fake relationships with people.

- I don't think you're having a fake relationship.

- You guys have your relationship.

I'll see you tomorrow. - All right.

- You need to have empathy for her, because you are her.

From where you two come from, you have to--

- We have similarities, but the second that she becomes better

than everybody else, I say (BLEEP) you.

- Teddi wants the approval from Erika so she can go,

"Ah. I feel good. Everything's okay."

But that won't fix it.

- I really am not interested to get to know

somebody who's not interested in telling me the truth.

- Here's the thing. Sometimes life is ----ing uncomfortable.

- I want life to be...

- I know, but it's not. Life is not perfect.

- And then when I see things going uncomfortably--

- Teddi, you can't fix everything.

- I just hate it. - 'Cause it makes you feel

out of control and very unsafe. - Yeah, I know.

- I know that.

- But I don't want to (BLEEP) up everything.

- I know you don't. I know.

- I really don't.

- I know, Teddi.

- I just want to everything to be great all the time.

- Teddi, you're a good person.

- Coming up...

- Get down. Go to ----ing sleep.

- No. - You got to go to bed.

You got to go to bed. - No, I can't.

I'm very busy.

- Lay down! - [laughs] I don't...

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

- It's okay. They're just feelings.

It's what I tell my girls.

- I'm trying my best. - It's okay to cry.

It's okay. We're human.

- I know. I know.

- Go get a good night's sleep.

- All right.

Ahh! [laughs]

- If you had asked me what this day

was going to be like,

I would never have been able to say,

"It would be the highs of the helicopter ride

to the lows of a drunk despair."

- I'll see you in a second. - Okay. All right.

Erika, are you okay?

- I look so terrible. I hate my entire life.

No, it's okay. I just want to make sure you're okay.

- Oh, I'm totally fine. - Good. 'Cause I knew

that you never had a problem with me being you, so I'm--

- Well, no. No, I never--that's--

but I'm not gonna sit there and, like, listen to this over

and over and over again. Like, what are you guys doing?

- I know.

- Dorit!

Dorit!

- What?

- I need you to take a look at me.

I'm a ----ing mental case.

What's the matter?

Ugh!

What's the matter? What happened?

- Why do you live up here? There's so many steps.

- You--you stuck me here.

- Why are you crying?

Don't cry. I love you. Why are you crying?

- No. Everybody hates me.

- Who hates you? - No. Everyone does.

- Teddi's having a hard time.

She just started to cry.

- About what? - I kept getting down layers.

You know, I was down there for a while, and I--

- Yeah. No, I heard you scream in and out.

- Then there was another layer,

and then there was another layer.

There's a lot of projection going on

They don't feel like you like being with them.

- [sighs]

- Oh, I love you more than anything.

- [whimpers] - Why do you say that?

I love you so much. I literally love you so much.

You're like my little sister. We're sisters.

- [inaudible] cry.

- Well, who would like being with someone

that's trying to make something out of nothing

and constantly trying to hang sh-- on you?

If you don't want me in the group,

have the ----ing balls to say it.

- Yeah. - But don't,

because I had a migraine, and I had a bad day this morning

and worked through it,

and we had a good time at the vineyard.

Don't hold that against me tonight.

- Hopefully we can just all, like,

you know, co-exist and be fine.

- Come on. Lie down, sweetie.

Come on. Just like the old days.

- [inaudible] I hate all of you guys, but I--

- You got mad at me tonight. - No.

- You got-- - Well, you must have--

- No, that's it. That's it.

- You must've said something really mean.

You must have done something horrible.

- This is my point with these ----ing [inaudible]

I can't-- - You must've done something...

[crickets chirping]

- Rinna? - What?

- Help.

- Wait, what the hell just happened?

- I can't.

- Come here. - Nope. I'm in bed.

'Cause they're disastrous.

No longer having control of lifestyle.

- Teddi. Teddi.

- Nope. - Teddi. What happened?

- No.

- Wait, guys, what has happened?

- Go in there.

- Wait. Oh, Jesus Christ.

I'm literally wet out of the ----ing bathtub.

You little ----ers, what have you done?

- When you pay for the room-- - What the (BLEEP)?

I just got out of the bathroom. What ----ing happened?

I can't get a moment's peace?

Get out of here. Go out. [inaudible] anybody.

Get out. I want you girls out of my bed now.

- Girls. - Yo.

- Get out, Richards. (BLEEP)

- Ah! Get her out of my room.

- Teddi, come get your big sister.

- You guys, go to bed.

- Why?

[both shouting indistinctly]

- Teddi?

Teddi? Teddi? Teddi?

- Yeah, you really need to find out what happened to Teddi.

- Teddi?

- Kyle! - Oh, my God.

Holy mother of God.

What's happening?

We're going to bed.

We're going to bed. We're going to bed.

It's night-night time.

- Hold on. I need chips. We're going night-night.

We're going night-night.

No, we're not having a ----ing chip.

By the way, put that ----ing chip down.

We're not having a chip. We're going to bed.

And a-one and a-two.

- [inaudible] Oh, sh--.

[laughter]

- The fact that I, in my state,

am the one that has to help Teddi up the stairs...

You're gonna regret this tomorrow.

Shows you how bad the situation is.

Okay, we'll talk about it.

- I'm gonna talk about it. You want to talk about it?

Let's talk about it!

- Okay, step up. I'm gonna kill you tomorrow.

That's it. You're done. - No, that's fine.

Ugh.

I'm so hungry.

- No, you're not hungry. You're not even ----ing hungry.

Get down. Go to ----ing sleep.

- No. - You've got to go to bed.

You've got to go to bed. - No, I can't.

I'm very busy. - You've got to go to bed.

Don't move. - Okay.

[laughs]

- Lay down!

- [laughs] I don't think I--

- Oh, man.

Are you kidding me?

----ing lay still. - [laughs]

- Next on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- How do I--I don't even know how to hold this.

If anybody's mad at me,

please point these in the other direction.

- You don't think she has fun with us?

You don't think she wants to be here with us?

- But did I say that last night?

- Yes, I believe you did. - Ugh.

- I think you have to talk to her.

- I wanted to start by apologizing.

Sometimes when you seem, like, irritated,

I think then I take it on.

- Who is this Teddi?

- Camille's house burned down.

- Wow. - She's gonna probably come out

of this being a much nicer girl.

- Yeah, maybe.

- You know that you said a few things about Dorit, and you--

- Oh, yeah, I've said some things.

I didn't trust you.

I didn't know where you were getting all this money from.

- What are you talking about?

- People want to know what I know.

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