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- Previously on "The Real

- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- My husband has an RV.

I think we should do some sort of road trip.

- I want to go camping.

- It's surreal when you start

to see your kids become adults.

- Yeah.

- I just feel like I ----ed up a lot...

with their dad.

- You did the best you could.

- If you're one person with thousands staring,

like, it can be a little bit vulnerable.

- You could have issues.

You can't even get on with your best friend.

- Okay. - That's not cool.

- Why would he say that to me? - It was a joke.

- His humor sucks. - Well, I beg to differ.

- I woke up to an article from Radar Online,

and I know Lisa fed that story.

I've had no communication with Lisa.

- Well, she didn't ask you to her birthday.

- She shuts down.

She holds her friendship as ransom.

- She's always been like that, though.

- They should believe me, and if they don't,

then I don't really want them to be part of my life.

It's as simple as that. - Mm-hmm.

[upbeat music]

- In the game of life, it's Rinna take all.

♪ ♪

- Most people talk about their fantasies.

I'm living mine.

♪ ♪

- In business and in life,

I wear many hats and hairstyles.

- You can stab me in the back,

but whilst you're there, kiss my ass.

- I'm not afraid of hard work,

but I'll never do your dirty work.

- My problem with the tabloids?

My real life is so much juicier.

- In Beverly Hills,

the truth always has a way of rising to the top.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I love this street.

I'll never get tired of driving down this street.

- I know. I drive this street almost every single day.

- Mm-hmm.

- These trees... - It's pretty.

I don't know about you, but if I don't work out,

I don't feel good. - I'm cranky.

- Right? - And I'm a bitch.

- So my friend's studio-- I call it a studio.

It's really a gym. MERGE--it's incredible.

I was gonna say you'll end up thin,

but I don't know that you need thin.

[both laughing]

- Whenever Erika's back in town between her tour dates,

I always steal her away.

I love the relationship that I have with Erika,

and, you know, we've built that over time.

It didn't just happen.

They're not here, and I should never have said it.

- (BLEEP) you! They're saying sh-- about her.

Say who told it.

- There's so much of a survivor and a hustler in Erika

that I so relate to, and I just get a kick out of her.

- I did a show called "Merge." - Did you really?

- Yeah, during one of those moments of, like, you know,

I have one job, but I need another one

because the one job's not really cutting it.

- Oh, it had to be high stress.

- It was tough. - Right?

- I just constantly talk about how fortunate we are

and the struggles we've been through.

- Yeah, the lean years, you know,

in order to get here.

The thing about Rinna is that she's fearless.

She's also someone that's not afraid to admit their faults.

- I'm sorry that I hurt you.

That I am truly sorry for, Kim.

- And I love that about her.

That's a real friend, not someone that will never admit

that they've done anything wrong.

You know, "Oh, no, not me. Not me."

Bullsh--.

Oh, rock-star parking.

♪ ♪

Go on in. - Ah, this is nice.

- Welcome to MERGE. - Hi!

- Hi, Lisa. How are you?

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, hello.

Hi, hi. - Hi, baby doll.

- How are you?

- All right, are we rowing first?

- Okay. - Everybody get strapped in.

Drive hard with your legs back.

When in doubt, just watch Erika. She has perfect form.

She's been working on-- - I'm just kidding!

[both laughing]

- I followed her exactly!

- And watch the tracking of your knees.

- Oh, I see. They're going in, aren't they?

- They're going in, right, 'cause you got weak glutes.

Sorry. Your ass is weak. - Oh!

- We have to work on your ass.

- So maybe you can't bounce a dime on it

like you used to be able to, honey,

but still, I have my own workout DVDs.

There you go. Now I'm hip-hopping.

[hip-hop music]

[laughs] Get that head in there.

And jump. Whoop!

♪ ♪

Seven, eight... You did it.

- We're going on the floor.

- The audacity of this man is so humiliating. [laughs]

- We're gonna go X position abs.

You're gonna come up, right arm to left leg.

- I wonder if this is bad for my neck Botox.

- It is. - I know.

- This exercise is called the neck Botox undoer.

- Does this hurt our Botox in any way?

- Well, it depends on when you got it done.

- [laughs]

- Butterfly position with the feet.

We're gonna do frog pumps. - For my weak ass.

- This is for your weak ass.

Go down slowly and then explode up.

So go all the way down 30 seconds.

- Oh, yeah, that's it. - Go.

- Lisa, explode. - Oh, this is super attractive.

- Oh. - All the way up.

- I haven't ended up on my back a lot lately, so it's nice.

- All right, uh... - Oh, I love that about you.

- [laughs] - Whoo!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[car horn honks]

- Hello, how are you?

- Good. - Have you got ours, then?

- I am ready for you. I've got one picked out--

kind of a white-gray combination.

- No, I don't like it. No, I want whiter.

- Whiter?

- We're in the middle of the kitchen remodel.

♪ ♪

- How's it going, Todd? [hammer pounding]

[power tools whirring]

- Oh, my God. [imitates crunching]

This kitchen is getting more expensive,

so we need to keep that lid tightly on that $300,000,

otherwise I'm gonna be in huge trouble.

- Hey, guys. - Hi.

- How are you? Hi.

- So the choice we had originally

is a little too dark.

We want to go a little whiter.

- A little bit lighter. - Yep.

- I think I have a solution for you.

- Go ahead. I like the solutions.

I think the one we're gonna choose

is the one that he's gonna lift his leg on.

Oh, that's it. That--that's got to be the one.

Why don't we just have a look at the one that Puffy weed on?

Oh, Puffy, that is magnificent.

But, no, it's not quite right.

- Well, why don't we pull out a couple of those slabs?

- I think that's a good idea.

I'm gonna go grab the guys, and we'll pull them out for you.

- Hey, did I tell you PK called me?

- Yeah.

- I appreciate you, you know, reaching out

and calling me, and I have missed you.

And I do love you, PK.

- I want to be back best friends with you.

Have your people talk to my people.

- I am my people, PK.

He was so nice.

And I said, "Well, why don't you come to Pump?"

- I don't see any problem having lunch with him,

but with Dorit, you won't get a straight answer.

- It's hard to even have a conversation about something

that you both disagree on

because it goes round and round.

I haven't seen Dorit since Denise's wedding.

- Your breasts look humongous.

- When I left the house, they were much smaller.

They all thought I gave that story to Radar Online.

So I haven't really had anything to do with her.

- Dorit was, like, devastated.

- You think I'm gonna give the story to Radar Online?

- That's what everybody thinks, yes.

- If Dorit's gonna call me a liar,

then there is no friendship.

I want to be very clear about that.

Let's go for this.

I think it's beautiful with the sparkle.

I really do. - I like it.

- That's so exciting. - Yeah, it is exciting.

But has the price gone up? - No, no, it hasn't.

- Well, it depends on how much you complain.

- Are you kidding me? No, it--

Like, that piggy bank is empty.

♪ ♪

- Push! What--

- Hello.

- Oh, my gosh!

- Welcome to Beverly Beach.

- Oh, Matt!

Babies, look how beautiful Mommy's office is!

I can't believe it came together.

- You even have pink for me!

- That's right, baby girl. We put pink for you.

- How are you? - I came to look around.

I need a Beverly Beach office because I can't operate

just out of my house.

Try on this set so I can see it.

Just--you can use this bathroom right here.

And I'm ready for this next level.

So, before Daddy gets-- can we just look

at your kids' corner? - [gasps]

- 'Cause this is officially Jagger and Phoenix's space.

- But I like quiet zone!

- Growing Beverly Beach has been like having another child.

You've got your bean bags. - Mommy!

- And I love that my three children can play together.

[knock at door] [gasps]

Welcome to Beverly Beach.

[clapping] - Did you do--

Did you two do this? - They definitely helped.

- How's it going? - Matt.

- I'm Matt. - This is my husband, PK.

- Nice to meet you. - PK.

- Thank you. It's fab.

Love it. Wow, look at you.

- Isn't it amazing, Bubba?

- I might be able to retire.

Do nothing. Just leave it to you.

Love it. I love the desk. It's great.

- Well, I'm off to my next design emergency.

- Okay. Matt, thank you, my love.

- My work here is done. I am done.

- Oh, thank you so much. Thank you, Matt!

- [laughs]

I wanted to tell you very quickly,

you know I mentioned I called LVP.

- Yep.

- We're gonna have lunch together.

[dramatic music]

- I never, ever thought

that anything would happen

and our friendship would be dissipated.

Despite all the things that I believe she's done,

Lisa and I have history.

- We changed the straps out. - Changed rubber.

[both snickering]

- Never use the same rubber twice, darling.

- Oh, gosh.

- I love you. Bye.

[both smooching]

You did a great party. - Thanks, Bub.

- Dorit has been largely misunderstood.

She's got a really good heart,

and she's a really kind, supportive friend.

- That loving part of me wants to make things right.

But I'm not gonna sacrifice my integrity to do that.

- I don't think Kenny's helpful

because he definitely wants to rehash things.

- Honey, listen to me--you cannot control anyone else, so--

- of course I can control everyone else.

I'm a manager. That's what I'm supposed to do.

- Well, then you can. I can't.

- No, don't worry about it. Anyway, I spoke to her.

- But, honey, can I just talk to you about something

on this topic? - Yeah.

- The other night when we were at the concert

and you'd made that throw-away comment to Kyle,

it was a tad insensitive.

- You could have issues.

You can't even get on with your best friend,

so you could have issues.

[all shouting]

I love Kyle. She knows I love her.

I'm happy to apologize. It was insensitive.

- I'm not asking you to call her and apologize.

I'm not asking--she said-- I'm just telling you.

- But I'm also not gonna discuss it

for days and weeks on end. - Oh, I'm with you on that.

- No chance. - I'm with you on that, baby.

I'm with you. It's done.

- Coming up...

- You know, Miss Vander-fabulous,

she's got too much pride.

that ego and that pride-- she's too prideful.

- Do I need a drink for this conversation?

- You might.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Where do I go to the Hollywood sign?

Which way do I go from your house?

- You can go back down this way.

- Sophia's coming home for the weekend.

We're taking our holiday cards. - Oh, really?

- Yeah. This is her--

This is Sophia's, like, first time back home.

- Aww, she's so cute.

- Have you talked to anybody since the other night?

- I haven't. Did Dorit reach out?

- No, which--am I wrong to think that's weird?

My whole fight has been about protecting the two of you.

- No. - I could--

- Your fight has been about your own personal experiences

and things that are-- - Dorit, you're 100% wrong.

- Anybody that knows you knows that you're gonna

be hurt by that.

- It cost me, you know, my friendship with Lisa.

And for you to make that dig like that,

it's just ----ing rude.

PK's stupid joke is implying that I did something wrong

and that that's why Lisa and I aren't speaking.

No, I didn't do anything wrong. I spoke up and told the truth.

And you should say thank you to me for that instead, actually.

Whatever. I will survive.

Let's park here on this little awkward angle.

- That's fine.

I mean, we have to park the closest

when we're going to exercise.

- God forbid I take three extra steps, Teddi,

and burn a few more calories. - Nope.

- Yes. [car beeping]

- Oh, you're really killing it with the parking.

- Yeah, don't be jealous of my parking.

- You know what? I'm just-- - Oh! It's fine.

♪ ♪

It's okay.

♪ ♪

I've never been up here. Look how beautiful this is.

- I know. - I've never seen this up here.

But if I ever came alone, I'd picture

myself getting murdered and then tossed my body

into that lake over there. - No!

Look at the deer.

- Look how beautiful they are.

- He just eats something. He wanted a little snack.

- Cute. - Me too, Bambi.

- This is what I love about living in Los Angeles.

You go on hikes, and you see these beautiful animals.

I love to do stuff like that.

- I love to do things that I wouldn't normally do,

like the RV trip.

- What's going on with the RV trip?

- I mean, if we're gonna go, we have to go soon.

- I do want to pitch a tent. And don't say the word.

There are children here. - Boner.

I don't know how far we're gonna get in this RV.

It is the size of a tour bus. - Like a Winnebago?

Like you can sleep in it? - Yes.

There's, like, a king bed in the back.

There's, like, um-- - How many bedrooms?

Just kidding. - [laughs]

I love camping 'cause it's truly about the people

that you're with.

You strip down any of, like, the high-maintenance B.S.

that sometimes we all get involved in,

and you're just living, like, a more simple life,

even if it's only for 24 hours.

- We could, like, cook out there and drink wine.

I think it'd be so fun.

- Just sit out by the fire, make s'mores.

- We may be the only one who thinks it's going to be fun.

You do know that. - I know.

[laughing] You know, my potluck turned out so good last year.

- This is the stupidest sh-- ever.

Somebody's mad 'cause I slept at the hotel.

- Here's the thing I don't--

- I didn't want to bleed all over your sheets.

- Oh, my gosh.

- But I'm gonna try again and take these women

out of their comfort zones and see if we can all just relax

and have a good time together.

Worst case is one of us doesn't make it home.

So maybe I should do, like, a little happy hour

the night before. - That's a good idea.

Please look at this.

There's a turtle!

- He's very busy.

Okay, let's take a picture. - Oh, my gosh.

[quirky music]

- That Hollywood sign never gets old.

This is our home!

- [sighs] - Holly-weird.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- All right. - Thank you.

- Oh, yeah, of course.

♪ ♪

- Hey, gorgeous. - Hi, how are you?

- You look amazing as always. - Oh, you--yeah.

- You're a natural beauty. - Oh, stop.

- You don't have to work at it. I do.

- We're in Malibu.

You don't have to wear, like, the heels and everything.

- I know, I know. No, no, no.

- You look cute. - Thanks.

I got to change it up a little, but I'm gonna take this off.

The wedding's coming up.

It's kind of been a really hectic time for me.

I'm raising teenagers, trying to blend a family.

- I know. It's not easy.

- Like, you know-- - It's an adjustment.

- It's such an adjustment. - Plus he has kids, too.

- He's got two younger boys. - Right.

Whoo! - [laughing]

- Hi, ladies. both: Hi.

- Do you want a glass of wine or a cocktail?

- You know what I love here, is the lemonade.

Thank you. - I'll have a lemonade, too.

- It's so good here.

- Do you know what you want? - Yeah, I think the ono.

- I'll get the grilled artichoke.

And then the apple and prosciutto salad.

But no prosciutto. - Okay.

[laughter] - Sorry. Thank you.

- You're welcome. - I love this place.

- Do you feel different getting married now than--Yeah?

- Yeah, it's different than the first time.

It was David's idea to have a big wedding.

I wanted something smaller 'cause I've been down

this road before, and so has he.

But I'm really glad that he opted for us having

a giant celebration.

It's gonna be amazing.

There's a whole different vibe to, you know,

marrying an actor who's on a successful show at the time.

- I first met Camille when she was married to Kelsey.

So Camille and I have, for sure, compared notes

going through very public divorces.

We're definitely survivors. [laughing]

How was the concert the other night?

- Oh.

You know...

- Do I need a drink for this conversation?

- You might. - Oh, I think I'm gonna order

a Casamigos Reposado, neat, a single.

- I'll have a martini.

- Okay, I'll get it for you.

- The concert was great.

And then backstage after the show,

out of nowhere, PK says something to Kyle referencing

Lisa Vanderpump, that she can't even keep

her best friend.

But then Dorit came over to talk to Kyle

to explain things, and then Teddi just jumped in.

- Then he goes, "Me and Ken are good.

Me and Vanderpump are good." - That doesn't matter.

Let me have a conversation with Kyle for two seconds.

- The way that she just talked to me was so inappropriate.

- Okay, don't get upset. Don't get upset.

- I just feel like she's a bit of a know-it-all.

Teddi needs to take a seat.

Here we go.

Her youth is getting the best of her.

She sounds like an entitled millennial.

[dramatic music]

I think Teddi should stay out of that.

- Huh. - But there's another side.

There's something about Dorit that just--

I like Dorit a lot, and I'm getting to like her more,

but I still have a--I just-- something there.

You know, Miss Vander-fabulous-- that ego and that pride--

she's too prideful.

Wait, wait, wait, in the Bahamas,

I couldn't believe the stuff that Rinna was saying.

Dorit called me a (BLEEP) last year,

so I had my issues with her.

You ever feel like somebody's phony,

but you want to believe them so badly?

- Camille just can't shut her piehole.

And it's making me feel like, one, she's gonna be talking

about me next.

- It's like being back in high school

with the mean girls.

- Except I didn't even do this in high school.

It's so weird.

It puts me in a very compromising position

because I love all these ladies and I don't want to tell them

what she's saying because I don't want to, like,

have everything ----ing blow up.

Is everyone gonna be fighting on this RV trip?

Because we're gonna be stuck in a tin can driving.

- [laughs] It's gonna be the RV from hell.

- Well, maybe it'll be a bonding experience.

- [laughs]

- Coming up...

- Everybody's been focused on Radar Online.

- It's very difficult for me to believe

that you had nothing to do with that.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- All right. - I'm glad I put this in.

- I know. I like the gate.

Oh, baby, we get to see the sunrise.

- It's beautiful.

- Eloise is still sleeping,

so I might have to have you take Lola, if you don't mind.

Before the morning chaos starts, we wake up at 5:00,

we have a little hanky panky, and then get into taking care

of the kids, having our coffee, gym,

and getting them to school.

All right, let's go make breakfast.

Give me a kiss, baby.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Sh--. [mutters angrily]

♪ ♪

Don't any of you eat that food.

Portia, can you wake up, please?

I have always done attachment parenting.

We love having the kids sleep with us.

We always have.

Farrah and Alexia decided around eight years old

that they wanted to sleep on their own.

Sophia was about ten,

and Portia still sleeps with us at ten years old.

Not the best idea.

We find our alone time when we want it and we need it,

and, hey, we're happy.

[smooching]

Don't forget--look, I don't want your egg

to get cold, okay? - Mm.

- Okay, angel?

I'm gonna put the lights on brighter, okay?

I don't think I'm spoiling Portia.

I'm taking care of her. I'm her mother.

I have to wake her up. I got to get her ready for school.

I've got to make her breakfast. It's my job.

Portia!

- What are you doing, cutie pie?

I'm making you a sandwich.

- The girls really love Aaron.

He's an amazing cook.

They actually like his food way better than mine.

[door creaking]

Sami. - What?

- Do you have any of her clothes?

- No. - Yeah, you have my pants.

- Well, I just bought these.

These are not for you. - Don't fight.

+- She won't get out of my closet.

- Yeah, 'cause I need something to wear.

- You guys, stop fighting.

Parenting teenagers is challenging.

[door creaks]

- Baby? - Yes?

- We need Michael to go shopping and get some stuff.

- Shut her door.

Lola?

They're pushing the boundaries for independence,

which is hard for me as a mom, trying to figure out

where I pick my battles.

- Stop! You have your own!

♪ ♪

- Sometimes it's better to let two people work it out

I don't know. I'm still figuring it out.

[laughing] There's no real handbook, I think, on it.

Eloise, can I brush your hair?

We got to brush your hair a little bit.

I'm gonna run to the bathroom, and then I'm ready.

[hair dryer whirring]

- Thank you, Mommy.

- You're welcome, honey. Get your socks and shoes on.

- My sockies and shoesies. - [sighs]

I think it's important for children

to know that they are the most important people in your life.

Can you please just take two bites of these

so I don't stress?

Something, so you have food in your stomach?

My world revolves around them. What can I say?

I think they like it that way.

You literally have, like, two more minutes.

Just give me your feet.

We do not have time. - [muttering]

- Give me your other foot.

Well, we don't have time, and you have to eat something.

- I had a bite of eggs.

- That is the bite?

Portia.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I love this orange and pink.

Oh, my God, I almost want to keep it like this.

This is so sweet.

Ken, PK and Dorit are coming by, and they're coming for lunch

And obviously we're not open for lunch.

And people are more pissed off when they're hungry,

so I don't know what we're gonna do.

Maybe get some sushi. - Can we get some sushi?

- Of course.

- This lunch is maybe a conduit

to put the friendship back together.

I think we could find a middle ground.

If she says to me, "I don't believe that.

I love you. Let's move past this,"

then we're kind of in harmony again.

- How you feeling, baby? - I feel fine.

We're going to make things better.

So, on that basis, I feel good about it.

- I still have to be true to myself, PK.

And sometimes you can be in a friendship

and have a difference of opinion.

But if both people want to try and find a way forward,

then there's that possibility.

- Ultimately, I'd like you two ladies

to try and find a compromise so we can go back

to enjoying our friendship.

And I'm gonna leave a lot of this to you.

[dramatic music]

- And let's put roses on there as well.

All right, perfect.

- Thank you, Latine.

- Hey, PK. - How are you?

- Good. - Congratulations on this.

- Thank you.

- Exciting, huh? - Hi, Dorit.

- Hi, Lisa. - Hi.

[both smooching]

Oh, we're just having fun tonight.

It really isn't like-- - An Indian palace

- We're just having some fun.

- What, you're celebrating gay rights in India?

- Yeah, they decriminalized homosexuality.

- Amazing.

- So, you know, if you go to India, you're gonna be fine.

- Well, I hope--yeah, exactly.

I hope you're gonna be playing George's "Hare Krishna".

How you doing? You okay?

- Yeah, I'm good. How are you?

- Yeah, good.

I think you've can tell we've been downgraded as friends

'cause we haven't got the prime seat anymore.

- Oh.

[dramatic music]

- You felt like me this morning.

You felt cold. I woke up freezing.

- I've been feeling cold for a few weeks, PK.

- Well, you've been feeling no warmth.

- I've been feeling kind of frozen out.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- I can put this behind us.

I want to more than anything.

- If you believe I gave the story to Radar Online,

we don't have a friendship.

[upbeat music]

- Cheers. [glasses clinking]

♪ ♪

- I love you. - Ooh.

He got a smile and an "I love you."

I got a--

- Oh, Dorit, I haven't really been happy.

You know, look, everybody's been confused

on Radar Online.

- So why did you call TMZ instead of calling me?

- Why wouldn't you call her?

- Oh, my God, I went to TMZ to say, "This isn't true,"

for God's sake.

That's a much bigger statement than going, "Hi, Dorit."

- Lisa, we're friends.

Lisa should have called to check how I was doing

to discuss this article, saying what an outrage this is.

We don't talk via the public. We don't talk via the media.

We talk within one another.

- I was basically defending you, but, unfortunately, you might

find out too late that I've been in your corner.

- She went Radar Online.

She gave a story that was false

so that she can then come in and be the hero and defend me.

- If I was you, I would've said...

- I would have said, "Thanks for doing that."

- "Thanks for doing that. That was amazing."

- Because she wants to turn around and say,

"You see? I'm the one who saved you."

You have to understand it's very difficult for me

to believe that you had nothing to do with that.

- I'm sorry, I've got to draw a line in the sand.

If you believe I gave the story to Radar Online,

we don't have a friendship.

[dramatic music]

- It hurts me that you can look me in the eye and you can say,

"If you believe this, then there's no friendship."

- It's true. I stand by that.

What do you want me to do?

You want me to take a lie-detector test?

- No, I don't want you to take a lie-detector test.

- Why can't we just say, "Look, somewhere in the mix

"this thing got ----ed up?

Can we please eradicate it, erase it, and move forward?"

- You can only flip forward with Lisa and me

if you understand that Lisa never, ever lies.

She's the best friend you will ever have,

and if she doesn't believe her, no friendship.

♪ ♪

- You're trying to control our thoughts.

- Of course I am. - Ken.

- I'm trying to convince you that my wife

is the most honest person you'll ever meet in your life.

- What's the point of having a friendship with somebody

who's saying, "Oh, let's be friends.

"Oh, let's have lunch, shall we, Lisa?

Yeah, let's do that, but I think you're a liar"?

No. Guess what.

If I was you, I wouldn't want to be friends with a liar,

so why do you?

- So you care enough about this that you want to do away

with a friendship that I believe is stronger

and more powerful than this incident?

And that saddens me. I'm not used to it.

- Sad to me that all my friends sit there and go,

"Yeah, let's bring the gavel down on her."

She's as guilty as (BLEEP)

because that's what we're saying.

- I haven't gotten any of that.

I can still say that this happened,

but I still love you enough and care for you enough

that I can put this behind us.

I want to more than anything.

- You're still saying you don't believe her.

- Ken, we can agree to disagree. - No, we can't.

- We don't have to ruin a friendship over this.

It's bullsh--.

Move on. You're being too extreme, Kenny.

- No, I'm not. - You are.

You're being too black and white.

- No, I'm not. I know you're trying hard.

But your wife isn't trying hard.

- No, but you're not trying hard either.

- That's not fair, because, Kenny, I am trying hard.

- If you think she's lying, you can't be a friend of hers.

- Well, yeah, I've been told that now five times.

At what point is it gonna get through to me, PK?

- Careful. - Because I can only hear

that someone doesn't want to be my friend for so long,

and then it's kind of like, I feel like the idiot.

- I don't think Lisa and Kenny don't want to be our friends.

And I definitely know that we want to be your friends.

- And we love you dearly. - Do you believe it?

- I believe that someone in your camp leaked that story.

[suspenseful music]

- I'm telling you, on my kids' life,

I didn't give that story. and I don't know who did.

Right? Okay.

- Okay, then at that point, I would accept that.

- Okay, but your wife won't. - Well, my wife's got--

I don't control my wife. I'm a trusting person.

And also, I'm a very forgiving person.

- I'm with your husband.

- Don't take longer to come down.

- When you say, "If Lisa says this, you should accept it--"

- Yeah, I don't need to come down--I don't.

You're asking me to dig deep

and to not be true to myself.

- No, I'm not.

- That's what you're asking me to do.

- I believe if Lisa Vanderpump is sitting here

and saying, "I swear on my kids' life,

I did not give that story," you have to accept that.

- Or know anybody that did. - You have to accept that.

- Or know anybody that did.

- That is moving on, okay? - PK...

- Oh, this is painful. - No.

I care enough about our friendship

that I know it has to be based on honesty.

- Go on, say it. Say it.

- Much like I believe you had something to do

with the initial story and the John, period.

- Well, you're no friend of mine.

I'm going. - Okay.

- PK, I'd like to stay friends with you.

- I love you, PK. - After that, no way.

- I love you. Love you.

- Well, PK, it looks like you're having dinner with them

alone from now on.

It's okay, PK.

I don't have friends that tell me that.

- Isn't it helpful what you just said.

- Well, I've said it all along.

It's not fair the position you're putting me in.

- No, I don't feel I'm putting you in any position.

I love you. I support you always.

I'm advising you--when someone's swearing on their life,

do you not understand you have to accept that?

- Honey, I am not gonna beg for someone's friendship

when they've told me it's this condition.

- This is why I haven't been around them.

- Eh, a load of rubbish. - Forget it.

This gives me too much anxiety.

The fact that Dorit's kind of taking this stance

has basically ended the whole bloody thing.

Come on. Let's go through this.

I don't really care, quite frankly.

That's the problem, is that I don't care.

- PK, I don't want to sit in their restaurant

when I've just had that-- I want to get up and go.

- All righty.

- I'm finishing a song here. - You are? Listen.

Do you think we should do a bit of a check?

- Lisa. - Yes, hon.

- Yes, we should.

[dramatic music]

- Yeah? - You stated your case.

I respect whatever you decide. - It's fine.

- But I want to tell you this, Lisa.

And I mean this into my heart. - Yeah.

- I love you. I want to move past it.

- I don't want love like that if you don't believe me.

- Lisa... - I don't want love like that.

- Friendships are not based on--

- They are based on honesty, Dorit.

- Exactly, and I'm being honest.

I'm being honest, Lisa. - [sighs] Okay.

- I still want to move forward, honey.

I still want to try and--

- With somebody that you think's lying to you?

- Yes. - Oh, okay.

- Yes. - I love you.

Great. - How can you say you love me?

- Well, I actually don't.

- Well, then don't say it!

That's the first time you've lied?

- Yes, that was the first time I've lied.

- Okay, well-- - Okay.

- It's suddenly becoming very clear.

Lisa is still holding a grudge

for me calling her needy of love and attention.

She needs a lot of attention. She just does.

I think that goes back to the fact

that her parents didn't give her much attention

and she wasn't told, "I love you."

Even though I apologized seven million times.

I love you, and I would never, ever, ever say

or do something to hurt you.

Our relationship-- our friendship means too much.

You can't do it to me!

I am eternally sorry.

- She's, like, really been remorseful.

- Very.

- So, at some point, you got to move on, right?

Otherwise you're accused of holding a grudge.

- This is payback.

Hey, remember last year? There you go.

I need to go. I don't know if you're coming with me or not.

- All right, I'm coming with you--I'm coming with you.

- Let me just go on with my life, okay?

- Exactly. Exactly.

- It's easier bloody talking at Congress

than it is talking to that stupid cow.

- Coming up...

- The gate open? - God damn it.

- Honey, run! - Get in the house!

- Who the (BLEEP) opened the gate?

[upbeat music]

- Ay! Ay! Ay! - Sorry.

- Don't hurt me. - Well, I'm trying not to.

But Jesus. - Why are you so aggressive?

- Because I'm in a hurry. - Ow!

- What? - Are you kidding me?

- You're sweating. - I am sweating!

- This is called a nail clipper.

What is wrong with you? - Aah!

- As long as my husband is in this house with me,

I will never have an empty nest.

- Aah!

- My job will never be done.

- She's told me she would do this nicely,

and then she got aggressive with it.

- I never said nicely. I said, "I'll do it."

We don't have time. We're doing our holiday cards.

- Oh, my God. - Portia...

Will you file Dad's fingernails?

- Mm, no. [doorbell buzzes]

- See? The photographer's here. Oh, my God.

Can someone get the gate?

Oh, hi. - Hi.

- Hi.

- Sorry. I'm just trying not to let my dogs out.

- Okay. - This is not what I'm wearing.

Don't worry. Get back, guys.

- Okay, what kind of colors are you thinking about wearing?

- Jeans and a white shirt.

When I was growing up,

my mom would try to get some holidays cards,

but they weren't, like, professional ones.

Then when I had my kids, it became, like, a big thing.

And I'll just keep on going

until they grow up and leave the house.

And then I'll probably keep doing that when they have kids

because we're a family.

That's what you do.

- Let's go frame it up. - Okay. Thanks.

[dynamic music]

[dog barks] - Stop barking, Romeo.

- [whispering] That dog's gonna--

- Are you happy to sleep in your own bed for once?

- So happy.

- Is that the most you've slept since you've been in college?

- Mm-hmm.

- Sophia and I talk three times a day.

I want to make sure that my daughter is being healthy

and responsible, which she is extremely responsible.

- What time have you been going to bed?

- Like, 6:00 a.m.

- Are you trying to kill me?

- Hello?

- Hello. - Hi!

- Hi, honey. How are you? - Good. How are you?

- Good. [smooches] - What?

- Hi, Porsh-y. - You have a lot of clothes.

- I thought this was starting, like, right now.

It's 10:32.

- Ugh, we always have to pad it.

Okay, I'm gonna go get dressed, then.

♪ ♪

- What are we all wearing? - Jeans and...

I need you in jeans and a button-down white shirt.

- Got it.

♪ ♪

- Your sisters are actually killing me right now.

- Girls!

What are you guys doing? Let's go.

- Can't you see I'm trying to create some happy memories here?

[laughing] What is wrong with you people?

- If we had more time,

I would love to get more shots just for you guys,

but hard stop. - I know. I know.

- There, perfect. - Yeah.

Okay, Bambi, sit.

Now where's my husband?

- Let's see, is the family down?

- Everybody say "happy holidays"!

- Merry Christmas! Happy holidays!

- Dad.

- Bambi! [whistles]

- The gate open? - Yeah.

- They're gonna get out of the gate.

- Hey, Storm! Storm!

- Honey, run! - Oh, God, no, Romeo!

No! No, Romeo, no!

- God damn it. - You guys, help me.

♪ ♪

- No, River! River, no!

- Who the (BLEEP) opened the gate?

- Get in the house!

- [laughing] We're just watching.

- What do we do? I don't know.

- Romeo, get in the house! Get in the house right now!

You are a very bad boy. Get in the house.

- Has this happened before? - All the time. Yeah.

- Get over here right now!

Now I'm sweating my balls off.

- Oh, my God.

- I always feel like my life is like Whac-A-Mole.

You know, it's like, you pop one thing,

and then another one pops us.

I'm just like this all day long

Everybody in position, please.

That's my life.

- You can't see the sweat.

- All right, everybody take a deep breath.

Here we go, everybody.

Quick test. [laughter]

- Happy ----ing holidays. - Merry Chris--happy holidays.

- Whoo!

- Here we go. Everybody hold real still.

Good. Everybody smile at me.

Gorgeous.

- Ah. Brutal.

- That was good. We got it. - Wasn't that fun?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- So I think, like, we're pretty much set.

Oh, you guys already opened the wines.

- Yeah. - Y'all are pros.

Me trying to do that, anyway, would've a disaster.

Last time, I got my finger caught in there.

My whole MO for having a nice catered dinner

and the women being taken care of

is because it's gonna be--

newsflash, once we go camping, gonna have to do it yourself.

♪ ♪

- Oh, God.

(BLEEP).

♪ ♪

- I don't have any-- What's it called?

Things that go under the plates.

- Chargers. - It's fine.

- Chargers. - That's just fancy stuff

you don't need. - I can't do it.

[doorbell rings]

Hello. - Hi!

- Can you even with the-- - I can--I'm not--

I can't quite get over it. - It's a thing.

- Come in. - That RV situation.

I think I'm really stressed out about it.

I am. I'm stressed out about camping.

I'm not gonna lie. - What part is stressing you?

- The whole thing.

Being cold's number one.

I don't like to be uncomfortable.

Who likes to be uncomfortable? No one.

I have to see this-- Oh, God.

- It's a two-person tent. - No ----ing way. Is it?

- Yeah. The mosquitoes can't get you.

But the bears can.

- You just could not get me to do this.

Number two is I don't like to be trapped with anybody,

and I feel like I will be trapped with these women.

That might be number one. [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Hello? both: Hello!

- Hi! - Hi!

- How are you? - You look beautiful.

- Oh, my God, you look gorgeous.

♪ ♪

- Come on in. - Hello?

[laughs] - Hello!

- Oh, hi! - [laughs] Hi.

- I don't like having an awkwardness with my friends.

I'm trying not to let my anger towards PK

run into my feelings towards Dorit.

But I was really upset the other night,

and I think I had every right to be.

♪ ♪

- Hey. - Hello!

- Oh, hi. - Hi!

- Hey.

- What do we wear up there?

- I'm wearing ----ing sweats, man.

- That's what I would say. - Listen, this is no glamour.

- No glam. - No.

- Hey, girls! - Hello. Good.

- Hey. - You look great.

- Hello. - Hi, honey.

both: Mwah.

- All right, careful. - Thank you.

[doorbell rings, indistinct chatter]

- Hello! - Hello.

- Come on in. - Hi, girls.

- Hi! - Hello.

- Would you like chicken or salmon for dinner?

- How is it prepared, babe? Chicken how?

- The chicken is gonna be the chicken paillard.

- Oh, I like chicken paillard.

- So I believe there's three tents...

- Yeah. - With...

room for two and then the RV.

- How many of us are going? - We're all going.

- I mean, I'm assuming Lisa Vanderpump's not coming--

I'm assuming.

- I mean, she didn't even text me back about tonight,

so I doubt it.

- Has anybody heard from her?

- She texted me to invite me to the party that she had.

The decriminalization of homosexuality in India.

[traditional Indian music playing]

♪ ♪

[man singing in native language]

♪ ♪

- She invited you to a party?

- Well, I said, "Thanks so much. I can't--"

You know? "I hope to see you. Like, how have you been?"

- Well... [chuckles]

We had lunch-- PK, Ken, Lisa, and I.

The essence of it was, "You either admit now

"that Lisa had nothing to do with this,

or you are not our friend." - [gasps]

Really? - She needs to just apologize.

- [scoffs] That's funny. - [laughs]

- Denise, are you a comedian, too, now?

- Denise-- [laughter]

- You got to be okay with not being perfect.

And Lisa Vanderpump can't do that.

- Do you have a hard time saying you're sorry?

- I don't know. - Yolanda's nodding.

- Well, if everybody says that, then I must.

- It's so easy to just say, "I ----ed up."

How hard is that?

Did I disappear? No. Did I go up in smoke? No.

- Solid cheers. Thank you. - Thank you for having us.

- So, Dorit, what happened at the end?

Like, how did it end? - How does PK feel?

What's the end takeaway?

- He is the eternal optimist.

And I'm sure he'll continue to try.

- Why does he try so hard with Lisa?

Like, for example, PK's reaction the other night--

he was so like, "Well, my friendship's fine

I spoke to Kenny."

- I'm not quite in the same boat as you.

- I don't want to burst your bubble, PK,

but Lisa's not talking to you.

- Well, we'll see. Kenny's definitely talking to me.

I spoke to him for an hour.

- If my husband did that, he would've called you,

or I would've called you and said, "I'm really sorry."

- He didn't mean anything by it. He apologized to you.

At some point-- - Well, not really.

But I don't care. - He did, actually.

- That wasn't really an apology.

[dramatic music]

- He didn't mean anything by it. He apologized to you.

- Well, not really, but I don't care.

- He did, actually. - That wasn't really an apology.

- Honey, I'm sorry.

I've apologized. You didn't get the joke--I accept that.

- My feeling was,

and maybe that's why I was extra sensitive,

as that he had spoken to Ken,

and all of a sudden, he was being rude to me.

He was so like, "Well, I'm good."

- You want to hear something?

He's actually okay with both of them.

I'm the one who's ostracized.

- How does that work out at home?

You guys are connected.

Like, you can't fall out with Tom and not fall out with Erika,

'cause Erika's gonna show up at your ----ing door.

- PK adores Dorit,

but it feels like

with this "Lisa and Ken versus Dorit" situation,

he's kind of playing both sides of the fence,

which seems a little strange to me.

- The friendship between him and Lisa and Ken

is not more important than my marriage to PK.

- I'm not really sure what this is,

but Lisa's so trying to protect the relationship with PK,

and PK's so trying to protect the relationship with Lisa

because of these common friends.

There's, like, something weird. Like, there's something else.

I don't know if it's, you know,

business relationships they're protecting with PK

or that maybe they have secrets on each other

because they're all from London.

Just something I could never put my finger on.

- I know it feels weird to you.

All I can tell you is it's called...

a real friendship, a deep friendship.

- But a deep friendship doesn't do that to one another.

That's the point. - A deep friendship--

I'm better friends with Lisa than PK.

- I know you think you're better friends with Lisa than PK--

- I never even heard of you or PK, sweetheart,

until two years ago.

[indistinct shouting]

I just saying, I never heard of either one of you.

- People that have known Lisa for 30 years are in our lives.

- Nothing's changed.

A year ago, these bitches are fighting about friendship.

- I've been your friend longer.

- I don't favor Dorit over you in any shape or form.

- You find the wrong person to kiss ass to.

I've been here ----ing ten years.

- Guys, Lisa Vanderpump is not at home

worried about either one of you.

- When we came to L.A.,

they would see one another,

but it was not a friendship that you may have heard of.

- Never heard of it, never saw it at a birthday or a wedding

or an anniversary or a--

- Why would she mention PK to you?

- Because we're friends!

- Yeah, but, Kyle, I'm sorry, my darling,

but their friendship is not based on whether or not

Kyle Richards has heard about them.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

- Dorit, if you and I are very good friends,

you'd know all my friends.

I already know-- - I don't know all your friends!

- Well, maybe we're not that good of friends.

[dramatic music]

- Well, great. You just gave me a Lisa line.

Thank you for letting me know that.

After what I just went through,

having to have Kyle now on me--

it's just so heavy.

I can't believe where the conversation's going.

- No, I don't know what-- - You're hurting me right now.

- I'm asking-- - Oh, my God.

- Please, can we stop?

♪ ♪

- I can't wait for this ----ing trip we're going on.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- Next on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- You're going camping for one night.

- Now I feel totally prepared, just in case.

- All right, let's get this show on the road.

- Yes, let's get moving.

[upbeat music]

- Do you want some Cheez Whiz?

[cash register beeps] - These cheese balls.

- What about frozen burritos?

- Do you think we have enough food for one night?

- That's gonna melt it. [all scream]

- Have you had a happy-ending massage?

- Yeah. - [gasps]

- Everyone's judging me. all: No!

- We want to know more.

- You want to be an asshole, go be a ----ing asshole.

Period, the end of story.

- I think it was PK acting out on how he felt.

- And that hurts me.

- You like to talk out the side of your mouth,

but the second you're with somebody to their face,

you back down, and you have a whole new story to play.

- Well, my face is right here.

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