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- Previously on "The Real

- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills":

- I can't really walk in these.

- They're Christian Louboutin. You've got to figure it out.

- Can I wear sneakers? - Yeah, wear your sneakers.

I don't give a sh--.

- Aaron and Denise, you may seal your vows with a kiss.

- That's so good. Kyle, are you videoing me?

- No. - That is not funny.

Ken went to Blizzard, and he said,

"I want you to print out all of your texts to Teddi."

She says, "Have the dog there

and I can say it looks like Dorit's dog."

- I was in on the scheme. Lisa Vanderpump betrayed you.

- I'm not into coexisting, Teddi.

- If you can live with yourself doing this, then go for it.

It's been working for you for a long time.

- Okay. - Oh, my God.

- What?

- There is an article that just came out.

"Stabbed In The Back!

"Lisa 'Extra Hurt' By Longtime Friend Dorit

Over Abandoned Dog."

- She's just made a mistake. - So you think this is Lisa?

- Well, who else is it?

[upbeat music]

- In the game of life, it's Rinna take all.

♪ ♪

- Most people talk about their fantasies.

I'm living mine.

- In business and in life,

I wear many hats and hairstyles.

- You can stab me in the back,

but whilst you're there, kiss my ass.

- I'm not afraid of hard work,

but I'll never do your dirty work.

- My problem with the tabloids?

My real life is so much juicier.

- In Beverly Hills, the truth always

has a way of rising to the top.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Baby.

- Hi, baby. - Hey.

Where's the--oh, my gosh. Where do you want to--

- Oh, was that the rest of them?

- Where do you want to do this?

- Let's do it here. This is exciting.

- I know. Look at it.

- Aaron and I decided to postpone our honeymoon

'cause we just have so much going on right now.

He's got a lot of work going on, I have a lot of work,

but we'll definitely carve out time for us very soon.

Baby, how fun was that wedding?

I cannot believe that we put it together.

- I can't believe we pulled it off.

- I can't either. It starts at 2:00.

- Well, you're late for your own wedding.

- When's it happening?

It's hot as (BLEEP) out here. This poly does not breathe.

- Aw, this is from Camille and David.

- Oh, so what did we get?

- Aw, this is so nice. - Oh, that is nice.

- Oh, I love this candle.

This is one of my favorite scents actually.

That's really good.

- What is it? - This is so nice. The blanket.

- Oh, I love it. - The difference between

this wedding to Aaron and my wedding to Charlie

is Charlie and I's wedding album was done

when I filed for ----ing divorce.

Oh, it says "husband." Is that all from Natalie still?

- Yeah. - Cartier champagne?

I didn't even know they made that.

So at least Aaron and I, we made it to opening gifts.

Did you hear what Lola said?

- No. - It was so sweet.

- What'd she say? - She said,

"Mom, I'm so happy,"

and she said, "I feel like now we have a family."

Are you happy?

- Yeah. - You are?

- Mm-hmm. - Thank you.

- That means a lot to me.

- It's just good to have a family.

- It's good to have a family? I know.

- I was really nervous to, like, get their approval.

- I am just so amazed how well he does with the kids.

He is so patient and very nurturing and very present.

Now you're a stepdad.

- I know, I know. - In one day you became

a husband and stepdad,

and now adopting Eloise and you'll be a dad too.

- It's just add water, right? - Yes. Just add water.

Instant family.

[bright music]

♪ ♪

- You might--if she could be

on here, that was-- that was perfect,

and then I can still clearly see the little pup.

- Come on, Gig.

Are you ready? Hello. Hi.

- Hi, Lisa. Nice to meet you. - Hi.

- I'm Simon. - Hello, Simon. Are you from--

- The Puppy Bowl. - Hello. Hi, hi.

The Puppy Bowl is a really exciting event,

and it's aired right before the Super Bowl.

Hey, darling.

- You haven't seen this golden nugget since she was born.

- When did she get so big? - This is Violet.

She just got Vanderpuffed. - Oh, my God.

You're a little tiny scrap.

The Vanderpump Dog Rescue Center

was chosen to compete.

And how was she? Did she run around a lot?

- Nonstop.

- I actually don't know what Violet's gonna be doing.

She could be quarterback or goalie or running with it,

but she's in the Puppy Bowl, and that is huge for us.

- You know, Lisa, we're gonna start with filming

an interview with you with Giggy in the shot...

- Okay. All right.

- Having you talk about the Rescue Center.

- All right then.

Let me sit down and do my thing then.

- All right. So quiet, everyone please.

Tell us about the Vanderpump Rescue Center

and why you founded it.

- We were just so crazy about dogs.

We wanted to create an environment

that was really people-friendly as well.

It's just a fabulous day out, truly.

This is a fun event to help puppies

that are up for adoption. That's why

Violet's gonna be out there on the field and not Giggy.

Besides, Giggy had a problem with his heart.

- He has something called sick sinus syndrome,

where the electrical wiring of his heart

has just aged a little quicker than he has.

- But he's just doing, thank God, so much better.

- Now that the four of us are here,

let's celebrate House Resolution 401

going to the floor.

- Don't set yourself up. - It's going to Congress.

I mean, it's already had a pre-vote that was unanimous,

so I really think--

- Just pray. - Let's just pray.

Resolution 401 we've helped co-write with

Congressman Alcee Hastings

in order to condemn the dog meat trade.

This is the first political step in our endeavor

to stop the dog meat trade all over the world.

I'll tell you what,

I'm gonna pop a bloody bottle of champagne if it passes.

- That's right.

- So when we are on live with them?

- 1:30 tomorrow.

- Is Blizzard and Lyndsey going to our cycle thing?

'Cause you know Teddi's still hosting it, right?

- Yeah.

- I think Teddi is being a complete and utter bitch.

- Well, I feel betrayed by you. - Okay.

Well, I feel betrayed by you too.

- Oh, 'cause I couldn't carry out your plan? Sorry.

- But she's done a couple of fundraisers, you know,

for a couple of grand here and there,

and every penny helps,

so I hope she still goes ahead with it.

That's what I want for my birthday.

401, and then you don't have to buy me anything.

You do, but you don't.

♪ ♪

- Hey, babe. - Hey, baby.

- Are you coming to the cycle ride?

- Probably, yeah. - Okay.

- So what is this about? - Normally, like, a spin class

is, like, 20 bucks or whatever, but we charge $60 a bike,

and then every single one of the bikes,

all the proceeds go to Vanderpump Dogs.

- That's awesome, and it's a win-win for everyone.

- Yeah, except, you know,

it's gonna be a little uncomfortable,

but I already made a commitment that I was gonna do it,

even though I--honestly

I haven't even heard anything from Vanderpump Dogs.

- Right. - So if she shows up, okay.

You know? If not, okay. Before the dog situation,

my company and I partnered with Vanderpump Dogs,

and we did a spinning charity ride

where all of the proceeds went to Vanderpump Dogs.

It was so successful we ended up doing two back-to-back.

Just because Lisa and I are having issues now doesn't mean

that I'm going to not stay true to my commitment that I made.

- All right, baby. - Like, get out of--like--

- I think Dorit's calling you. - Oh. Love you.

- I'll see you. - Hello?

- Morning. - Morning, how's it going?

- Not good.

Did you see that article that just came out on Radar Online?

- Yes, I did. Somebody sent it to me.

- My first thought was "Oh, my God.

Lisa's behind this."

I don't get it. I just saw her at the wedding.

- My breasts got bigger on the way in.

When I left the house they were much smaller.

- I mean, 'cause did she even bring anything up

at Denise's wedding at all?

- Nothing, Teddi. Nothing. - It's really horrible

when somebody tells you that they're fine,

but all of their actions surrounding the incident show

that they're not fine. So has she called you?

- Nope, she hasn't.

- It just--one level to the next.

Like, bringing me into it. First I got the call.

"Lisa wants you to know this happened."

- Who from? - From John Blizzard.

Then bringing Kyle into it.

- This is Dorit's dog. - She's getting groomed?

- No, she's with us again. - Now bringing press into it.

- If people think that I mistreat animals, God forbid--

- Well, God forbid, but you never would, honey.

You never would. - I grew up with animals.

I know that, but people's

perception is what they read, PK, what they believe.

- It's like when does it stop? When is enough enough?

- Is she coming to this ride this morning?

- Here's the thing, I don't know.

I haven't even heard from Vanderpump Dogs.

- So Blizzard's going? - Last time Blizzard came.

- I'm just gonna go.

I'm gonna show up, so we'll talk about it then.

- Thanks. - Thanks, Teddi.

- Coming up... - I can't touch anything.

I can't text anything. I can't do anything, so.

- You could go pick up some poop.

[peppy music]

♪ ♪

- You good? Thank you.

- Thank you. - Hi!

- Hi. - Hi, ladies.

- How are you? - You guys all look so good.

- Thank you. - How's it going?

Hi. So where's Vanderpump Dogs?

- I don't know. - To make these charity rides

a success,

I mean, the biggest thing is the outreach.

Here's the parking, here's the information.

I've got Gracefully Fed.

I've got a bunch of my coaches coming in.

We need to make sure the signage looks good.

Vanderpump Dogs just needs to show up.

- Thank you.

- Hey.

- Hi. You look hot. - Thanks for coming.

- Oh, my--I can't with your pants.

- How hilarious are these pants?

- So good. Thank you for coming.

I'm dead. - My pleasure.

Okay, they are here. - What?

- Hi!

- I'm a little surprised

that John Blizzard isn't at the event

since he's who I planned it with.

I may invite some friends this time.

- Yeah. It's gonna be fun, and we already have, like,

a lot of people that are inquiring about it, so.

- Yeah, everyone's asking, like, "When is the next thing?"

- Luckily somebody from Vanderpump Dogs has arrived,

whether I recognized them or not.

I recognized the sign.

I haven't heard anything from Lisa.

She said she was just gonna come play with the dogs,

but then this morning--

- What, she's not gonna ride a bike?

- No, I don't-- I don't think so.

- Hi! - How are you? You look cute.

- Good. You look cute too. - Thank you so much for coming.

- Of course. Is that candy?

- It's actually delicious little desserts that are vegan.

Oh, you might not want to touch my fingers.

- That's okay. It's fine.

I've touched much worse than your fingers.

- Hi, honey. - Oh, this bag!

Oh, I love this bag so much.

- You love the bag. - I want this bag.

Did you see that article that came out?

- I did.

- That upset me this morning to see that, to be--

- Really. - Because somebody leaked that.

I'm sorry.

- Not somebody, Lisa. - We know who leaked that.

- 1,000%. - Why humiliate you?

What are you trying to do? Hey.

- I know. - Timing. It's not cool.

- It's--I'm so sorry,

and the fact that you're still here is so--thank you.

- Yeah.

- I'm not gonna let her bully me,

and I'm not gonna let her make me feel ashamed

for something I didn't do.

And I said I'm gonna be here and I'm here,

and it's surprising that she's not here at her own charity.

- Oh, she's not here? - She's not here.

- It's really hard to understand.

- We aren't wired this way naturally.

- No, we're not.

- This is something she works at.

- I know. - It's ----ing dirty.

- It's dirty. - Here comes Denise.

- Oh, the newlywed. - Hi, Denise!

How are you feeling?

- I feel good. - Do you feel good

after the wedding? You feel good?

- I do. Yeah, thank you. - I'm ready.

- I know. Me too. - Can we get shoes?

I feel like it's almost--

- Yeah, we're a couple minutes from go time.

- Let's do it.

- Let's do it.

[techno music]

♪ ♪

- Hello!

- Hello, Alcee! Happy birthday. - Well, Lisa, you look great.

How you doing?

- Well, you look great too. - You look great.

- For an 82 year old dude? What can I say?

- You don't look like--I mean, come on.

Look at this man.

Whatever you're doing, you just keep doing it.

- Keep doing it. - Congressman Alcee Hastings,

he's a huge animal rights supporter.

Alcee, so 401's coming to the floor

when exactly, do you think?

- It's 5:40 tonight.

- I really want to thank you so much.

It's--well, I'm not. We're gonna speak to you after,

because I don't want to tempt fate.

He first heard about the Yulin Dog Meat Festival

through our endeavors to draw attention to it.

Hey, can you believe

how I have manipulated all of these people to follow me?

- But it's for a goddamn good cause, okay?

- So he contacted us, and together we've worked,

and if it's brought to the floor,

we just hope it will be passed.

I love you. Have an amazing birthday.

- Thank you. Love you guys. - Bye.

- Is it, like, appropriate to be blowing kisses

and saying "I love you"--

- To the congressman?

♪ ♪

- I need shoes and water.

- Oh, thank you.

- Hi. Good.

- I do carry my own wipes wherever I go.

I'm having a little OCD moment.

Not only are there germs, there are sweaty germs.

- You all organized? - Yep, just waiting

for my seat to dry.

- Oh. - Hi, Kyle!

- Hello. - Hello.

- Oh, my God. - Kyle, look at these pants.

- I can't. - Wait, I don't understand.

I don't know how to do this.

- Good morning, everybody. How's everybody doing?

Make some noise.

[cheering]

All right. Shout-out to my girl Teddi.

We've been doing this a long time.

We're doing it for the coaches.

We're doing it for the puppies. Are you guys excited?

- Yeah! - All right.

So we're gonna start with one full turn up on your bike.

Back that ass up. Back up. Back up. Back up.

- Spin is very aggressive.

It keeps getting faster and harder,

but I'm not gonna let these bitches see me suffer.

(BLEEP).

- Back up. Back up. Back up. Keep it coming.

- I do Pilates, but that's very different

than getting on a goddamn bicycle,

so this class is kicking my ass.

- Show me right now. Yes. Yes.

Right there. That's it! Breathe. You are home.

Give your neighbor a [inaudible].

You've made it. Shout-out

to the lovely Teddi Mellencamp for bringing you all here.

- I'm thrilled with the outcome.

It was a packed class. I'm gonna show up, do it,

and I'm gonna invite my team, and that's what I did.

Thank you to everybody who came today.

I am very grateful for my husband and my friends

for supporting me, because you know what?

Regardless of the circumstances,

real friends show up.

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you for your hard work.

Get out there and get some snacks, and go get a puppy.

- Coming up...

- Well, you're friends with her.

Have you ever known her to leak stuff to the press?

- I mean, everybody here knows--

- Kyle, answer the question.

Have you ever known her to leak stuff to the press?

[driving techno music]

- Thank you guys all for coming.

I love it, and everybody looks so great with,

like, a quick change-o presto.

Not messing around. Everybody ready?

- Yeah. - Bye, guys. Thank you.

- Bye. See you later. - It's down to the left, right?

Oh, here we are.

- Hi. - Hi.

- How are you? - I'm doing well. How are you?

- We have a reservation for all of us.

- Fantastic.

- Under Teddi, I would imagine. - Yes, thank you.

- All righty, absolutely. Great, ladies. Right this way.

- Thank you. - Thanks.

- I haven't been here in a long time.

- Great. - Thank you.

- Oh, how nice. - I know, this is beauty.

- Who brought the dogs today? - I don't know.

I mean, this is a little bit weird,

but I--the only kind of experience

I had with John was

"I'll be there by 10:00 to set up,"

and Tracy texted me at 10:10 and she's like,

"Just so you know, no one's here."

- Wait, so did they not-- - No, they came,

but they came at, like, 10:30.

Which is fine, but it was also people I had never met before.

I'm not baffled by the Johns not showing up.

Had they been confronted about the situation,

they would have had to lie.

Her lying to my face is one thing.

Her forcing her staff to do so is another.

No, that's because Lisa had another event today.

- What? - What?

- She called me last night and invited me

to Vanderpump Dogs.

- Tomorrow, at Vanderpump Dogs,

we're just having, like, a bit of a gathering.

- I had said yes to the cycle so long ago.

- No, no, no. The cycle is fine.

- Come afterwards.

You'll just come afterwards, darling.

- Wait, she had another event at Vanderpump Dogs

at the same time today? Am I following this correctly?

- Yes. She said she'd be there from 11:00 to 5:00,

and she said,

"Well, you'll be done early enough,"

and I said, "Well, I committed to a lunch after," so--

- Yeah, but if it was 11:00 to 5:00,

why couldn't you come to this first and then go to her thing?

- I have no idea.

- I mean, the thing is-- Cycle House

is five minutes away from Vanderpump Dogs.

She could have shown up, said hi to people.

- See, it's very clever because now she can say,

"Well, darling, I couldn't possibly show up

because I had this other event saving the dogs."

Sorry.

[bright music]

♪ ♪

- John, where did you put the remote?

- What are you doing?

You've turned it over. No signal.

- Oh, no. What happened?

- Can you ever do anything right?

No, actually not. Don't answer that. No.

- No, no, no. Don't start doing that stuff.

- What the hell is that?

- Now go down to the HDMI.

There. Here. Don't touch anything.

- I can't touch anything.

I can't text anything. I can't do anything, so.

- You could go pick up some poop.

That's what you could do. - Okay.

- Hopefully it will happen in the next 15 minutes or so.

They said they're running through it quickly.

- Thank you.

- House Resolution 401...

- Listen!

- Oh, my God. - Wait, this is it.

- Wait, this is it! - Come on, guys!

- House Resolution 401, a resolution urging China,

South Korea, Vietnam, Thailand,

and all nations to outlaw the dog and cat meat trade.

- If we see that moment where it's passed,

it would be, like, a great gift and a great achievement.

- A special thanks to Lisa Vanderpump...

[all cheering]

...and John Sessa, who has personally witnessed

many of the things in Yulin and elsewhere.

- Those in favor, say aye. Those opposed, no.

In the opinion of the chair, two-thirds

being in the affirmative, the rules are suspended.

The resolution is agreed to and, without objection,

the motion to reconsider is laid upon the table.

- So that means it passed?

[light tense music]

♪ ♪

- Does that mean it passed?

Call Lale now.

[phone line trilling]

- Hey. - Hi.

So I'm with Lisa and everybody.

So what happened? What--I feel like an idiot.

- It passed. - Yeah!

[all cheering]

- Oh, my God. - Thank you to everybody.

Jeez, I mean, it's been such a long road.

- Speech! Speech! Speech!

- It's always been such a long fight, you know?

And I know it's been such an emotional fight,

but when I look back in two, three--

[cork pops] [all screaming]

- Ah! - I'm so proud of you.

[all screaming]

And so that's it.

United States on board to ban the dog

and cat meat trade all over the world.

- We did it! - Cheers to that.

- Cheers!

- It's been us shouting it from the rooftops.

It's been us walking the pavement.

It's just such an emotional moment,

to think that this is finally being acknowledged.

Nothing else matters! Nothing else matters.

- I woke up yesterday to an article from Radar Online

about this whole dog situation,

and I know that Lisa fed that story.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Did you read the article?

- I saw it everywhere yesterday.

- It's not only just in her words,

but the way she wants the world to perceive the situation,

which is very unfair.

- I mean, clearly--I mean, we could never say who it is.

She's not here,

and we all have very strong opinions about this,

so it's a bad, you know, situation to be in.

- I understand. I understand that,

but she chose not to be here. - I know.

- Sweetheart, it's indefensible behavior,

and you have everyone here telling the same story.

- Well, I know.

- Kyle struggles with doing the right thing

and doing what Lisa Vanderpump wants her to do.

- If you thought that I was ----ing you over,

you wouldn't lie and say, "No, no, no."

I look like an idiot!

- Listen. Listen. - I look like a ----ing

abused wife with a black eye who says,

"Oh, I fell down the stairs."

- Oh, my God. - I think they have a ----ing

weird relationship.

I always have. Kyle is very conflicted.

- Even the verbiage she used,

and I say "she used" because I know she leaked that story.

- I believe Lisa Vanderpump

most definitely manipulated the truth here.

There were, like, less than ten people that knew this story,

and now suddenly it's out?

- She said something in the article about the dog

that I knew for sure it was her wording.

- Poor creature.

- Poor creature! That's what it was.

"The poor creature." I was told by Lisa Vanderpump

how to plant an article in a magazine.

She literally said to me five years ago,

"If you ever get into trouble in the press,

"you ever need to call someone

and leak a story, call this person."

So clearly she knows how to do it.

- Well, you're friends with her.

Have you ever known her to leak stuff to the press?

- I mean, everybody here knows--

- Kyle, answer the question.

Have you ever known her to leak stuff to the press?

[dramatic music]

- Well, you're friends

- Well, you're friends with her.

Have you ever known her to leak stuff to the press?

- I mean, everybody here knows--

- Kyle, answer the question.

Have you ever known her to leak stuff to the press?

- Here's the thing. Do I ever have proof or no?

Of course I don't have anybody that has a connection

that can dig and find out for me,

so I don't know. Have I thought--

- In your heart of hearts? - Have I thought?

Absolutely. I can't sit here and tell this group of women

I don't believe Lisa would ever do that

when she has been accused of this in the past.

- You've never sold a story? - No, never.

I don't have to, Adrienne.

- To Radar Online? - Sold a story?

- Sold a story. - What, so you can

have this story, and you give me a check?

- Yes. Yes. - No.

On my children's life, on my life.

- I wish I could say I didn't believe it.

I wish I could say,

"This is not true," but I can't.

- I hate to interrupt, ladies. Would you like to order?

- Can I have the burger with no bun?

- Absolutely.

- Maybe I'll do the chicken paillard.

- The chicken paillard? It's really good.

- Yeah, but cook it on the well-done side please.

- Okay.

- What's the soup? - The soup is a potato leek.

- So I want the potato leek soup.

- Well, can I ask you a question?

Have you talked to Lisa?

Have you called her since the article came out?

- Why would I?

Why am I gonna go call the sabotager, the one,

so I can hear her say--

- Saboteur. - The saboteur.

Thank you, Erika. Why?

So I can hear her lie to me? She will deny it.

- If she did do it-- if she did do it,

it's because she wants for people

to take her side in this situation,

because basically it's you and Lisa.

So people are either gonna believe you or believe

Lisa about what happened,

and she doesn't want to look bad.

It's her way of getting in front of it.

- I'm not gonna let her bully me

into being ashamed for anything,

and I'm not gonna let her peddle this untruth and

destroy--I'm not.

- Good. I'm glad. - Lisa, I'm not.

- I'm glad too. - Maybe she's going through

a hard time right now.

- Well, of course she is. - I have a question.

When you go through hard times,

do you try to hurt every other person in your life?

- Maybe you're the only person that can say to her,

"You know what?

Like, what the (BLEEP) are you doing?"

- I'm feeling really uncomfortable,

because even though I can't really defend Lisa

in this moment because of what I believe,

I still care about her and love her,

and she's still my friend,

and she's not here to speak up for herself.

- We're all crazy dog rescuers,

but we love it, and we get sh-- done.

- Even you!

- Can I text about this? - Go on, tell the world!

- No, this is your chance--

this is your chance where you can gossip.

- I put words in your mouth that were not true,

and I was wrong for that, and I'm sorry for that.

- Okay. I mean, sometimes there are moments

when you can just shut the (BLEEP) up.

- It's gonna be a busy next few months,

but at the same time-- - It's gonna be a good thing.

- It's gonna be great stuff. - You know, I hate it,

all this negativity around the Center and all that nonsense,

and I know, you know, Blizzard messed up a bit,

but okay. He's out of order,

but, you know, I don't make allowances for Teddi,

because I think she was wrong,

and she hammered me in The Bahamas.

- You are much smarter than you lead on to be, right?

You're not confused in this situation,

and I'm not gonna be your pawn to get at you.

- I wish they would have come today.

That would have been nice. - It's okay.

They did their thing, and I'm thankful for that.

That's good enough. They probably made, like--

- I think 3,200.

- And I'm glad we didn't cancel it,

because I think we'd have looked petty.

I really do, you know?

- I've had a lot of damaging sh--

about me in the press.

- You're kidding. - I know it's hard to believe.

[laughter]

And, you know, over time the truth reveals itself.

You're too good of a woman, a strong woman.

You have a great family, you have a good husband.

(BLEEP) all this. At the end of the day--

- And you didn't do anything wrong.

- And you didn't do anything wrong.

At the end of the day, who gives a sh--

what all these naysayers ----ing say?

Don't listen to any of that stuff right now.

Whenever I've had really negative things

written about me, it's hard to have a thick skin,

but sometimes the best defense is to not say anything

and let the article go away

so it doesn't create another story.

Dorit's in a tough situation,

because she needs to also protect her family

and do what she needs to do to do that.

- You have to know when things happen with animals

the amount of people

that are gonna come at you and attack you is beyond.

- Exactly. I'm so afraid to even--

I just am-- I lie awake at night

thinking someone's gonna hurt my kids or--

- No. - No.

- Oh, my God. You don't understand it.

They think I did it,

that I treated that animal--which is so untrue.

I'm scared. I'm scared when I go to the bar.

I'm just scared, because I'm already getting messages that--

- Are you really? - Yes.

- This article has exposed me and my family

in such a vulnerable way.

There are comments online about my children

and how they deserved to be bitten.

- Who does that story benefit? Only Lisa and the Foundation.

It's just hard, you know, when you care about someone,

you think--"God, why the (BLEEP) did you do this?"

is the first thought.

- It's really disappointing.

- Coming up...

- Whatever. - I didn't come here to fight.

I came here to tell you this is the overall consensus.

- No, you came here to tell me I am a liar.

[techno music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, man.

- Bueno. [dog yapping]

[door buzzes]

- [grunts] Jesus.

Hello?

- Welcome. - How are you?

- I'm gonna leave this here. Is that okay?

'Cause my friend Teddi-- you know Teddi.

She's gonna swing by.

She has a photo shoot, and she needs that color dress.

- Awesome. - She lives close by here.

How's everything?

- Good, you? - Good.

- Welcome. - I love how El Chapo

is wearing a diaper.

- Well, he doesn't have a choice

if he wants to live here.

- I met Sharon when I was dating Mauricio.

She and I are very close.

We even adopted dogs that are brothers,

so I guess that sort of makes us also related.

[knocking at door] Uh-oh, the door. Someone's--

- [speaking Spanish]

Hi, how are you?

- Good. - Is that Teddi?

- Hello. - Hi. Your house is amazing.

- Thank you. Welcome. - Well, thanks. I was like--

- How are you? - I'm good.

- I'm so happy you're here. - Well, I was like--she's like,

"I'm gonna be in the neighborhood."

I'm like, "Okay, I'm gonna come grab the dresses."

Is this all the jewelry?

- Some of it, yes. - Oh, my gosh.

- Wait. So this is Romeo, my dog Romeo,

my difficult dog's brother. I got them at the same time.

I want to show you this really fast.

Look at this. So these are--

- Oh, I love that. That is so fun.

- And these are diamonds around here.

Rose gold.

So she's also gonna duplicate some of my mom's pieces

that were really important to me.

Our home was burglarized,

and most of these pieces have sentiment attached to it.

They got almost every single handbag.

I'm talking ones that my mom had left me

that she had saved jewelry

that I had since I was a little girl.

Everything except what I had on my body.

I mean, the things that my mom left me

when she passed away I can never replace.

- Look how big they are though. - Oh, my gosh.

These are amazing.

- Do you like? - Aren't they fun?

- When I was growing up, my mom would always wear

what she called cocktail rings.

- These are amazing. - Right?

And Sharon's an incredibly talented jeweler,

so she's the perfect person to recreate these cocktail rings

that my mom had left me.

Anyway, so I kept going over and over

and over our conversation at Fig & Olive

from yesterday, and--

- No, I'm not over it. - Because after we left,

then the TMZ--like, right after.

- I know. - After we left lunch,

Lisa went to TMZ and is all of a sudden defending Dorit...

- I mean, that was just weird.

- The way she played it was, I swooped in and fixed it.

- When she's not said one word to Dorit

or called her or spoken to her at all.

- I mean, I think she's definitely up for a Razzie

for that performance.

- This makes absolutely no sense.

- Come on, that is kind of not cool at all.

- I was, like, up at night about it last night.

The extent of which it's gone to...

- To think that Dorit's going through this

and what she-- the repercussions.

- But she still hasn't called Dorit.

You've got to reach out to your friend

that you know is hurting if that's the case,

if you're really concerned about your friend

and not just concerned about yourself.

- Don't you think I have to talk to her though

and just say,

"Listen, I love you, but this is the situation"?

- Yeah, you should talk to her.

- This is just a whole I don't even know what.

Something. Just a weird position,

but I have to be able to be honest,

and I feel weird being honest because I care about her.

- I brought you water. How's it going?

- Good. So what should I eat? Okay, here's my choices.

My choices are pad thai, honey lime chicken--

I'm going for that--and stroganoff with beef noodles.

- Oh, what are you-- - And chicken gumbo.

That's--what's the other one? Kung Pao.

- Kung Pao.

- I'm sorry, I'm not doing a Chinese thing.

- Harry just got back from Canada,

and all of a sudden he's going again all alone,

and he's climbing straight up rocks

and over a freaking mountain.

- Wait, how do you eat this? You just add water?

- You just add boiling water to it.

- I often wonder why it works between me and Harry

'cause we are so opposite.

- Fill me in on stuff that's going on.

- Oh, God, Harry.

I need to find out about your friends.

- It's been kind of crazy.

Let's start with Denise Richards

getting married in two days. - [laughing]

- Like, she called me on a Wednesday.

- No. I don't mean to be laughing.

- Well, no, but it's...

- But I just think it's kinda quick, right?

- She called me on a Wednesday,

and Saturday we went to the wedding.

Aaron seems really nice.

You are the only two that have that one thing in common.

Nicollette Sheridan,

Harry was married to her for 11 months,

and what, Aaron was six?

- Whoa, it's the same person? - Yeah.

- Wait, wait, I didn't know this!

- You didn't know that? - Whoa!

- Isn't that weird?

- It's enough to have in common.

What else is going on? - Well, there's

a little situation with some of these women.

It has to do with some dog rescue adoption.

These two boys, John Sessa and John Blizzard,

came out and said, "Do you recognize this dog?"

to Teddi and Kyle, and they said,

"Well, it's Dorit's dog that she gave to a kill shelter."

Da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da. It's like a soap opera.

- Think of the drama as propaganda

that is being spread. - Oh.

- 'Cause that's the use of propaganda,

is to drive a wedge between groups,

between people, to destabilize the group

so that the person who has actually created the propaganda

can come in and take over.

- That's what's happening. - There you go.

- That's it right there. It's propaganda at its finest.

Lisa Vandertrump. It's ----ing perfect.

[giggling]

This is the tent?

- That's the tent over there. - It's very small.

- I just was testing it out

and making sure that it still worked.

But it's perfect, right? 'Cause it weighs nothing.

It weighs, like, 6 ounces, the whole thing,

and then the mosquitoes can't get you,

but the bears can.

- The bears can get you? - Of course they can.

- Well, why would you do that

then if the bears could get you?

- Well, I'm not in the bears' food chain.

- I have to see this. Oh, God.

- This is a two-person tent. - No ----ing way is it.

There's bugs in here already,

so it's not very mosquito-proof.

- Is it a live mosquito? - No, it's dead,

but--seriously,

you just could not get me to do this.

- To see this, to be able to share this with you,

would be amazing, but--

- Well, maybe if I was medicated.

[light techno music]

♪ ♪

- I'm dreading going to Lisa's house.

In the past, I defended her no matter what.

Lisa also didn't say you have Munchausen.

She said someone else did.

So you were saying "I could say you're bipolar."

It's the same kind of thing as putting it out there anyway.

Maybe I enjoy having what we have

and I don't want to (BLEEP) that up.

Whatever. I don't care. If she did that, whatever.

But this time, it's very different.

As difficult as it is, I have to be honest with Lisa,

and I know Lisa's gonna be upset.

[dramatic music]

If I were to look at my daughters

and how I'm raising them,

I would tell them you have to defend what's right,

and that's what I'm trying to do right now,

but it's going to be absolute torture.

♪ ♪

[exhales]

[ominous tone]

[birds chirping]

- Hello.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Look at, they always come right after me.

- Hello. - Hello, how are you?

- I can't give you a sore throat.

- Okay. How are you? - Cute little hat. What?

- You like it?

No, it's just this one always comes right after me.

- How do you know which one it is?

- I can tell the difference.

- You cannot tell the difference.

- That's Hanky. - It's Panky. How are you?

- I'm good. How are you?

Look at all these pretty flowers.

- Well, I got them in celebration of 401.

- Congratulations. That's so exciting.

- Oh, you have no idea.

We've just been, like, jumping up and down.

So excited about the whole thing.

- I'm dreading this moment,

but I have to have this conversation with her.

- Would you like a glass of rosé?

- Sure, why not?

I know I run the risk of hurting my friendship with her,

and I don't want to do that. That is exciting.

- How was the bike ride?

I sent you all a text. I saw you liked it.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Um, it was really, really, really great.

- Oh, okay. Good.

- And then we went to lunch after.

- Yeah.

- And then the whole Radar Online thing came up.

- You know, there's always stories.

Like, negative stories.

- Dorit was really upset. Really upset.

- Well, I--hold on a second. She was upset?

- Very. I mean, if you read the article,

it sounds like it comes from your camp.

- It sounds like it comes from me?

I didn't even read it properly,

but all I do know is I went and spoke to TMZ

that day when they came to the Vanderpump Dogs Center.

I was just like, "No, no, no, no, no."

I put myself on the line.

- You always say, "When you look at an article,

you have to see who it benefits," right?

- Well, who would benefit from it?

- Well, that was only, like,

"Lisa's so great, and the Vanderpump Foundation

is amazing," and it was bad for Dorit.

So Dorit was, like, devastated, saying, you know,

"All of these animal rights activist people

are gonna come after me."

I'm in a really bad position here, because--

- Why are you in a bad position?

- Because as your friend I want to say,

"That is not true. I don't believe that."

- You should have done it. - But I don't.

I don't feel that, Ken.

- Oh, you're-- - You think I'm gonna give

a story to Radar Online and then I'm gonna go to TMZ

and refute a story I've given to Radar Online?

- That's what everybody thinks, yes.

- Who says that? Who says that? Say it.

- Everybody. Everybody.

It seems as if you wanted to get ahead of it

so that people believe you instead of Dorit

in this whole argument.

I'm gonna tell you what they think.

- No. No, I'm not listening. - No, you have to hear,

because that's not fair.

- I'm not thinking about Dorit and that ----ing dog,

and when I went out there-- I shouldn't say ----ing dog

'cause it was a beautiful little dog.

When I--when I went out there-- - You don't let me talk.

This is what happens. You never let--

- I always let you talk!

- You only want to get your sentences out there.

I'm trying to get mine too, and I'm here as your friend, okay?

I'm the only one who has a legitimate friend.

- You're not her friend.

You're not her friend. You're not her friend.

- Yeah, I am, Ken. - You're not her friend.

- Yes, I am. - You are not her friend.

- Ken, stop it. - Yes, I ----ing am.

I will defend what's right, okay?

I can't sit there and say,

"I do not believe Lisa did that."

- So you think I--you think

I would give a story to Radar Online...

- Yes. - About Dorit?

- Yes.

[dramatic music]

It's so blatant. Why didn't you--

- Wow. Okay, this is a big shock to me.

- Why didn't you-- - This changes everything.

I think I've taken enough crap from Kyle Richards.

When push comes to shove, she actually doesn't back me up.

- Over the last year,

have you not said that Lisa's ego is out of control?

- She has a big ego.

- Wow, Kyle. That's a really good friend.

She says she thinks that I tell you what to say

and I wind you up, and I take offense to that.

- Listen, you guys have obviously

had a problem with each other for a long time now.

- She's insulting me, saying that I--

- Okay, but it's not about you right now.

We're talking about this situation.

- Well, it is about me, because she insulted me.

And this clearly is another case of that.

I have done nothing wrong.

- I'm sorry. If I did something wrong,

that doesn't mean you wouldn't love me.

- Just because you accuse me--

I am not going to say, "Yes, I did something,"

if I didn't do it. I am a woman with integrity

that stands up for what's right.

- Yeah, I am too, just like I'm not gonna say--

- I could have thrown her under the bus!

- I'm also not gonna say, "Lisa would never do this."

- No, I'm done.

I'm done with you too. Kyle, I'm done.

- And it feels like that you're talking to Radar. Lisa.

- Kyle, I swear on my children's life,

on Giggy's life,

I or nobody I know would give a story to Radar about Dorit.

You think I did that? I'm done with you too.

- I'm saying maybe you care more about your image

than your friendships at times. At times.

- Okay, good. Bye. Bye. Bye, Kyle.

Show yourself out, darling.

- I want to say one more thing

so I can maybe turn this around.

I never wanted it to get like this.

I never imagined it would get like this.

I had to be honest.

- Do you honestly think--do you honestly think that

TMZ would print this...

And--have you watched her?

- Yeah, I saw it. - It's so ----ing genuine,

and you are supposed to be her ----ing friend.

- I am her friend, but I also have to be honest.

- You're not her friend!

You cannot be her friend when you say something like that.

She would never say that about you.

- I have to be honest about how I feel.

- You're a ----ing liar. You're a ----ing liar,

and you're not my friend or her friend, so you get out.

Please go.

- Ken-- - Please go.

You've joined the gang.

- No! I'm here because I didn't want it to feel like that.

I sat there and-- - You've joined the gang.

- I did not! There's no ----ing gang, Ken.

- Of course there's a gang! - No, there isn't.

- It's all four of them ganging up on her.

- Listen, I am telling you,

I came here because I care about--

- No, no, no. - I do ----ing care!

- Oh, you really did.

- I don't want you to get upset.

I don't want you to get upset.

- I don't like people lying [inaudible].

- I'm not joining a gang, okay? - I don't--this is done.

We're done. I'm not--we're done.

- 12 years of friendship done.

[dramatic music]

- Am I not allowed to be honest right now?

- Honest? Go on. Honest. - Yeah, you should be honest.

- So what's wrong with that? - Let me tell you--

- I'm just telling you how it looked,

and that doesn't mean I don't love you.

- No, and you know what?

If you said to me-- if you said to me--

- And I will stand by you, okay?

But what am I supposed to say?

- I don't care whether you love me or not!

You love somebody that's got good character,

who's got integrity. That's who you love.

- Well, I don't know why you would do something like that,

but it felt like you did. That's what it looks like.

- Okay. Okay, whatever. - I didn't come here to fight.

- Okay. - I came here to tell you

this is the overall consensus.

I care about you, and I have a hard time defending you.

- No, you came here to tell me--you came here

to tell me I am a liar, and I don't appreciate that.

- I came here to tell you that I have a hard time

defending you

when all of these people think the exact same thing.

- Okay. Okay. And you know what?

Please don't. And you know what?

If you turned around and you said to me,

"I'm telling you on Farrah's life,

"on Portia's life, that is not the truth,

and I know nothing about that story,"

you know what, sweetie? I'd believe you. We're done.

- Lisa's gone so far with this.

She's in so deep with what she said.

There's no turning back.

- Goodbye, Kyle!

- So how are we ever going to repair this situation?

- Get the (BLEEP) out of my house!

I'm swear to you I'm done with it.

The lying bitches. They can go (BLEEP) themselves,

all of them, but Kyle to say that to me?

I'm done with her. [sniffling]

- Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills":

- Oh!

- Yes. - Does this hurt our Botox?

- Yeah.

- We might want to rethink the invention.

- 318. - That's bad.

- 318. - That's, like,

close to diabetic coma.

- I went to Lisa's house, and she said,

"You think that I did this on purpose?

Then there's nothing left to say. Get out of our house."

- Wow. - That's not friendship.

That's bullsh--.

- I don't want to get on her ----ing bad side.

She plays ----ing dirty.

- I can say I'm hurt, but I'm not going to stand here

and say what a ----ing bitch she was.

Ah, I said it.

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