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When I was a child,
my planet Krypton was dying.

I was sent to Earth
to protect my cousin.

But my pod got knocked off-course

and by the time I got here,

my cousin had already grown up
and become Superman.

I hid who I really was until one day,

when an accident forced me
to reveal myself to the world.

To most people, I'm a reporter
at CatCo Worldwide Media.

But in secret, I work with
my adoptive sister for the DEO

to protect my city from alien life

and anyone else
that means to cause it harm.

I am Supergirl.

Previously on
Supergirl...

I'm going back to Mars.

Goodbye, J'onn.

Goodbye, Miss Martian.

And it just got me thinking,

maybe I can have it all.

Darling!

Kara Zor-El, I love you.

First, let's set the mood!

Candles!

Who are you?

Then, music!

- What the hell?
- Next, flowers!

And for the piece de resistance,

the ring!

Kara, sweetie, it's like I said.

I'm your one true love,
your soulmate,

your one true pairing
as the kids say.

My name is Mxyzptlk
and I love you, Kara Zor-El.

Uh...

- Uh...
- Tell me,

will you marry me?

I can show you the world

Hey.
I don't know how you got to this planet,

- but she's with me.
- The other suitor!

I didn't see you there, tall,
dark and bland-some.

You're barely there,
let alone my romantic rival.

No!

What?

Invisible is a good look on you.

Let's play to your strengths.

Mon-El?

Hey! Hey.

I'm going to kill him.

What did you do with him?

Relax, he's just letting it
all hang out in the DEO.

This is how it should be.
Just you and me, together.

- Without McGurk-El around.
- Uh...

Shining, shimmering

Okay, stop! Stop.

I don't know who you are
or how you got here, Mix...

Mxyzptlk.

It's spelled like it sounds.

All right then, Mxyzptlk, ugh,

just start again,
and start slow.

Where are you from?

Uh, they call me the
inter-dimensional man about town,

but it doesn't matter where
I'm from, sweet cheeks.

- So let's get this knot tied.
- What?

It's... Are you crazy?

You can't just put me
in a wedding dress.

Why not? It's Vera Wang.

This is not okay.

Okay.
I'm sorry, I came on strong.

I'm just enthusiastic
to finally be here with you.

How do you even know who I am?

I watched you cross the dimensions.

An eternity of lovelessness.

There's no one like you
where I'm from, Kara.

No woman as strong,
or independent, or as beautiful,

or as brave, or as bold...

Okay. Look. I'm flattered.

But I'm not going
to marry you, Mxyzptlk.

It's funny,
I'm all seeing and all powerful,

but that's one of the few things
I can't make you do.

That and make you fall
in love with me and/or stop you

from killing yourself and/or make you
drink orange juice for some reason.

Everything else, yes.
But go figure.

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you,
but I'm just not interested.

Don't be sorry, buttercup.
I know what you're doing.

You're playing hard to get,

which is utterly charming
and delightful, by the way.

What? No. No. I'm not...

You're flustered, you're confused,
your heart is racing.

I have that effect on women.

But let me tell you
how this works.

I chose you as my mate,

and now I will wow you with
breathtaking feats

of ardor until you fall madly
in love with me.

And fear not, Kara Zor-El,
you will fall in love with me.

Once you've been adored by the all
powerful Mxy, there's no going back, see?

Ciao, mio amore.

You've just been visited
by a Fifth Dimensional being.

Wait, you've seen one
of these before?

Not here on Earth. On Mars.

One of them moved the Xan'Xie Mountains

halfway across the planet
during the Zook Uprising.

Fifth Dimensional life forms
possess the ability to warp

our reality to their own whims.

Abilities that would appear,
to all intents and purposes, to be magic.

On Daxam we had a zero tolerance
policy for those creatures.

- You had them on Daxam?
- Yeah.

And those guys knew
how to party,

but they're dangerous.
Very dangerous.

Agent Schott,
scan the archives for anything

resembling Fifth Dimensional
incursions here on Earth.

Close Encounters
of the Fifth Kind. You got it.

Oh, hey. J'onn.

Uh, we're ready to send your
message to Mars whenever you are.

What message?

On Earth it's customary
to send messages on Valentine's Day.

We had a similar custom on Mars.

It's too bad you can't call her.

We Martians are
a psychic people.

All our communication
was through thought.

But when we had something really important
to say, we would often write it down.

On some planets,
to write something is to truly say it.

I'm sure M'gann will be
very happy to hear from you.

Thank you.

Hey. So,
this Day of Valentine,

is that something we're
supposed to...

- Let's talk in private.
- Okay, yeah, private. This is good.

So, you and me...

Um, there was something
happening between us

- before Mxyzptlk showed up.
- Mmm-hmm.

And I really, really want
to get back to that.

- Oh, yeah. Me, too.
- But first, I have to get rid of him.

I mean, of all the girls in the galaxies,
that the little imp had to pick you

- to pursue you as his mate.
- But don't worry.

Because before you know it,
he's going to be back in his dimension,

and you and I, we can celebrate

- "The Day of the Valentine" together.
- Mmm.

I promise.

Black coffee, a sesame seed bagel,
dry, double toasted. Gross.

- Thanks, Danvers. You know me well.
- Yeah.

Oh. What's that?

It's from my mom.

It's kind of silly.

She's always made such a fuss
about Valentine's Day.

Here I am, 28 years old,
and she still sends me cards.

I always wondered
who bought those. Let me see this.

"Daughter,
thank you for being who you are.

"You will always be my star."
Oh, my God...

I... Yeah,
it's kind of cheesy.

I mean, Valentine's Day's
kind of dumb, right?

Well, the ridiculous notion that
you need a manufactured holiday

to prove that you care?

It just proves that people
are patsies willing to throw away money

on cheap chocolate
and wilted roses.

Makes me want to puke.

I hate Valentine's Day.

Me, too.

I knew we were right
for each other, Danvers.

Would...

Can I get another
Lallorian lager, please?

'Cause Valentine's Day sucks. Whoa!

Was this your spot?

He says Lallorian lager
is for weak-minded idiots.

Like you.

Yeah...
That is a very, very valid point.

So why don't I, um, buy you gentlemen
something... Something stronger, right?

Put the human down.

Whoa.

I hate bullies.

Yeah, yeah.
I do too.

Thank you for bailing me out.

Not that I needed it because
I totally had those guys.

Oh, yeah. That guy probably would've

choked to death on your bones
as he ate you.

I mean, that...
That was awesome.

So...

I'm Winn.

Lyra Strayd.

So where you from, Lyra?

Starhaven.

I'm sorry. Star...
Are you serious?

That's the number-one planet
on my bucket list!

My friend told me that
Starhaven's like the most idyllic planet

in the universe.

Right? Like you gotta love any
place where the air smells like cinnamon.

Smelled like cinnamon.

Clearly your friend hasn't
been off-world in a while.

The blight came and made
the air smell like death.

"The hurt of one
is the hurt of all.

"The honor of one
is the honor of all."

It's a passage I translated
from...

The Book of the
Ten-Pointed Star.

My father read that to me
every night when I was little.

Wait, are you serious?
That's, like,

the one Starhaven book
I know.

What are the chances?

Have dinner with me tonight.

Really?
Like a date?

You do owe me your life.
So...

Yeah, I guess I do.

And it is Valentine's Day.

Yes, it is.

Okay, let's go!

Move!

Hey, boys. What's the hurry?

You're wasting your ammo.
You know they can't hurt me.

But will bullets hurt them?

- Mxy? What...
- Hello, blossom.

- What are you doing?
- I saw this in a movie once.

No!

Thank you, Supergirl.

Let the wooing begin.

- Where is Mxyzptlk now?
- I don't know.

He snapped away.

I thought he was just after me,
but he almost killed those guys.

- He's a lot more dangerous than I thought.
- Agreed.

Agent Schott, have you found records of
human dealings with these life forms?

Uh, yes. Actually, lots.
If you just

take from it what you will,
but between genies, djinn and leprechauns,

I mean, humans have been documenting
contact with reality-bending creatures

for centuries.

And how did they slay them?

- On Daxam, we crush them.
- What?

No. Absolutely not.

We learned the hard way that
the only way to deal with them

was to kill them quickly.

- Let me... Let me take care of him.
- No!

No. We don't kill.

I'm not going to let some
imp stalk you and live.

I can take care of myself,
Mon-El. Let me handle it.

Oh, hey.
Uh, so we're going to go non-lethal?

- Yes.
- No.

The DEO has some recovered alien
artifacts in a sub-basement storeroom.

Maybe one of them can send
Mxyzptlk back to the Fifth Dimension,

or at least suppress his powers.

I will have them brought up.

Good.

Fifth Dimension.

I can handle Mxyzptlk,
but it's Mon-El who's infuriating.

He has some grudge against imps.

- Do you think maybe Mon-El's jealous?
- Uh, no. Of Mxyzptlk?

No. I mean,
that would be crazy.

Though Mxy is persistent.

Yeah.

Oh, hey!

Why don't you take these to Maggie?
Maybe she'll enjoy them.

Oh, um...

What's the matter?

I need some advice
about Valentine's Day.

Oh my God, it's your first
Valentine's Day with Maggie!

That's so exciting!

You have to go to Il Palazzo.

The bolognese-stuffed
calamari is to die for.

I'm sure they're booked,
but Ms. Grant was a regular, so...

Yeah... I don't need a reservation, Kara.
That's precisely the problem.

Um...

Maggie hates Valentine's Day.

Well, that's... That's kind of a bummer.

Look, I know. I know it's silly, but after
so many Valentine's Days alone,

I was just finally excited to be in a
relationship where we could celebrate

all the cheesy stuff
couples celebrate.

That's not silly at all.

I'm sure she doesn't really
hate Valentine's Day.

She called it a manufactured
holiday for patsies.

Okay... Okay, so the trimmings
aren't her style,

but you can celebrate your own way.
What kind of stuff does she like?

I don't know. Guns?

Anything else?

Well, she loves scotch.
You know, that's...

- Good.
- And, oh, she loves tiramisu.

I mean, could eat it for
every meal, literally.

It's like her happy food.

And she loves bonsai trees,

which I know is totally random,
but I mean, I find it adorable.

That's all great.
So why don't you

create a tailor-made
Maggie Valentine's Day?

And you can re-invent
the holiday for the both of you.

Yeah. Thanks, Kara.

- Parasite!
- How is he still alive?

I don't know. Stay here.

Hey. I thought you were dead.

You're the one who's dead.

Remember me?

- Are you okay?
- I was going to ask you the same question.

Look! Up in the sky!

- It's a bird!
- It's a plane!

It's...

Superman?

Not quite.

Mxy?

Are you serious?

Thought you could use
a little extra help, Supey-Baby.

Um, hello. I was helping her
so...

You? That's a laugh.

You're lucky I flew in
when I did, Supergirl.

I mean, do you think this fraud
could have helped you save the day?

What superpower?

I guess he could have
leaped over Parasite like a gazelle.

- Hey, that's...
- Would you like to see my superpower?

'Cause I will just rip you apart

with my bare hands right here
if you're interested in that.

Spoken like a true Daxamite.

You're nothing but a thug.
I mean, this goddess,

she requires a man who's
equal in her powers and wits.

Who can come to her aid
when villains suddenly pop up.

Wait... Parasite...
This was all you?

Don't you... Don't you see
what he's doing here?

He's creating havoc so that
he can play the hero and then impress you.

What's wrong with that?

She's been slumming it
with you for so long,

she doesn't realize what's out there.

Why don't you just say
your name backwards, buddy,

and just zap back to wherever
you came from, okay?

Wait, that's how
you send him away?

- Don't even... You have a rat face.
- What is wrong...

Stop. Stop. Enough.
Mon-El, get out of here. Go.

Me? What about him?

I told you I was handling this, now go.

I thought he would never leave.

Finally, darling, we're alone.

What is it going to take
to get you off this planet?

It's like I said.

It's going to take
two little words.

"I do."

Or things will get very
bad for your world.

Hey. I cannot believe you sided with
that fast-talking, nefarious twerp.

I did not side with him.

You sent me away so you could
have private time with your stalker!

I sent him away so that he didn't
snap you off to Siberia, and plus,

you were being out of control!

Oh... I'm sorry that
I was busy, uh, defending your honor.

I'm not some damsel in distress.
I am Supergirl,

and I can defend myself,
and more importantly,

I told you I was handling it.

Well, Kara, sometimes you're not a good
judge of what you can handle.

So, there it is.

- Really?
- Yes.

Is that why you didn't tell me
that the secret to getting Mxy

off Earth was to get him
to say his name backwards,

because you didn't think
I could handle it?

No, I didn't tell you that
because it never works!

Because, first of all, it's hard enough
to say it forward,

and second of all, that guy is a
motor-mouth, but he's not stupid.

You should have told me.

You are so hard on me, Kara.
Okay, but why not him?

- I mean, that guy... Hey, hey!
- What? God!

He conjured up a supervillain and set
it loose on National City.

Did you give him an earful?
No... No, no, no.

Because Mxy snaps his fingers,
and there's flowers in your loft.

And he snaps his fingers,
and you're in Vera Wang...

- Oh, my God!
- What?

- You're jealous.
- I'm... That is ridiculous.

- Oh, is it?
- You know what, Kara?

I knew you that you were a little full of
yourself, like, a little bit.

- Full of myself?
- But this is off the charts.

- Are you kidding me?
- I'm not jealous. Okay? I'm angry,

because you have an unfair
double standard.

Yeah. You're right, I don't hold you
and Mxy to the same standard,

because I expect bad behavior
from him, but from you,

- I expect much, much better.
- Oh.

- No, no, no...
- What?

You do not get to
turn this around on me.

Because I'm the one
in this situation, at this moment...

Good to see you, Dana.

- ...that is supposed to be mad.
- You know what?

I thought you changed.
I really did,

- but you are still the same macho...
- Oh, here it is.

- Say it!
- Egotistical...

- Daxamite?
- Yes!

- He's a Daxamite!
- As you've always been.

Mmm-hmm.

- This was a mistake, you and me.
- Agreed.

- We shouldn't have...
- Nope.

Good.

- So, are you going to kill the imp?
- No.

Hey, pal. How's it going?

Oh, you know. Believe it or not,
I am having a girl issue.

- Good timing.
- Hey. Hey! You're great with girls.

They throw themselves
at you left and right.

Yeah. Not all of them.

Come on, hit me.
I need, like, a relationship pearl.

- Come on.
- Yeah.

Uh, things were a lot easier
on Daxam, when I objectified women

and didn't care about anyone.

- So...
- Okay.

I feel you.
Caring is, like, the kiss of death.

- What is in these?
- Oh-ho-ho!

Only the coolest alien artifacts ever.

- Ah! We look with our eyes, okay?
- Okay.

See?

Now, I know that the "E"
in DEO stands for, like, "Extra-Normal,"

but this... I did not know we
had stuff like this, dude.

What would this do to the imp?

I have almost no Earthly idea,
but it tested off the charts

on Fifth Dimensional energy.

Now, the spectrometer needs
to update before I can do anything else.

It's going to take,
like, six hours, so...

Oh.

So, meanwhile,
I'm going to go be brave,

and go to Valentine's Day
dinner with, uh, that girl.

- Hmm.
- Yeah.

- Godspeed.
- Yeah.

Danvers?

Hey. I was just about
to make my entrance,

but I can't without
the lights and music.

You're not happy.

I told you I hate Valentine's Day.

What part of that got lost
in translation?

I'm sorry, I just thought
maybe I could change your mind.

I have one pet peeve,
Danvers, and that's not being heard.

Okay.

- I'm listening.
- No, forget it. I'm outta here.

Hey, no!

You don't get to just
walk out, Maggie.

This is a relationship.

You're the one who told me
not to push my feelings down, so...

Now it's your turn.

You want to know?

- Yeah.
- Okay, yeah, fine.

When I told you that my parents were
supportive of my coming out, I lied.

What?

I had this friend when
I was 14, Elisa Wilkey.

We'd hang out in her parents' basement,
watching horror flicks,

and smoking cigarettes.
I...

She was the first girl that I knew
that I liked in a way that was different.

And I thought that she
liked me, too.

And so on Valentine's Day, I put a card
in her locker declaring my feelings,

and asking her to the dance.
Well...

She gave that card
to her parents.

And then they called my parents.

And that's how I was outed.

And then my dad kicked me out, and I had
to live with an aunt for three years.

- Maggie, I'm sorry.
- Yeah, whatever.

But I don't understand.
Why didn't you just tell me the truth?

I didn't want to scare you. Okay?
I wanted it to be better for you. You...

I gotta go.

Hey. Hey. Hey!

I'm so sorry. Sorry I'm late.

- Better have a good reason.
- I do.

I just got us reservations at Saxon's,
which, on Valentine's Day,

is, like, harder than getting
a Hellgrammite to eat leafy greens, so...

So we are set for 8:00.

And you can tell me
all about Starhaven,

and I'll tell you all about
growing up in Newark.

And then I just... I thought
we'd get a nightcap.

You know, just talk some more.
I just feel like,

um, when dating, it's better to
get to know the other...

I want you.

Yeah. That's good, too.

Kill... Tip... Seize... Um...

Kltpzy...

Kltpzyxm...

Kltpzyxm!

What language is that?

It's Mxyzptlk spelled backwards.

Maybe Mon-El was right. I mean,
how am I going to get him to say this?

I hope Winn found something
that will work.

- Where is he?
- He should be here.

Most of the relics tested negative
for Fifth Dimensional energy,

however, there was one
that might be of some use.

Odd.

Mon-El.

Mxyzptlk!

Show yourself, you smug,
grandstanding dandy.

Oh, bummer sticks.
It's just you.

I've come to
challenge you, Mxyzptlk.

A Daxamite duel?

I never had one of those before.

- For Kara's hand?
- Yes.

- To the death?
- Yes.

- I accept.
- Good.

- But first...
- Buddy.

If we're going to take part
in a proper duel, we're gonna do it

like the gentlemen that we are.

What the...

How do you like the duds,
Monsieur Hamilton?

I'm a Burr man, myself.
He gets a bad rap, but let's be honest,

he was the one who knew
his way around a pistol.

Pistols at dawn!
Oh, so revolutionary.

I love it.

So if I shoot you with this,
you'll die?

That is generally
how these things work, yes.

But don't throw away your shot,

because you'll only get one.

I only need one.

Did you really think
I would hand you a loaded gun

that could actually kill me?

Oh, you Daxamites really
are thick, aren't you?

- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.

You may have cut me off
from the Fifth Dimension, Daxamite,

but I still know a thing or two
about the old fisticuffs. Hmm?

Whoo!

How could you think she'd
ever want to be with someone like you?

Why, you think she's gonna
be with you?

Face it, what do you've got
to offer her?

I can give her anything.

There's no contest between
you and me, and you know it.

I'm a god and you're a loser!

- You're a dead man.
- Strike that.

Reverse it.

I hear you're allergic
to lead. Hmm?

Stop!

- Kara.
- Sweetheart.

This volatile maniac
tried to kill me!

It'll be better for all of us
once I snuff him out.

I'll marry you!

- You will?
- You will?

Yes, I've thought about it,
and you're right.

You're gifted, brilliant,
and together we can do anything.

Take me as your wife.

Darling, you and I are going
to be the ultimate power couple.

- Kara, no...
- He talks too much.

Let's get this show on the road.

I'll get our officiant,
you want the Pope, a Lubavitcher Rabbi?

It would mean the world to me
if I followed Kryptonian custom

and got married on the soil
of my people.

Kryptonian soil coming up.

No, no. I meant... I meant
the Fortress of Solitude.

I'll wear my mother's dress.

So meet me there
tomorrow at noon.

I'll see you soon...

Wife.

Yes, I'm coming.

Oh, my God! Thank God you're still here!

- Mon-El...
- Look. It's not... It's not too late.

Okay? You're right.
You're right, okay?

I'm jealous.

I wish I could snap my fingers
and give you everything you wish for,

and it kills me that he can do
that stuff for you and I can't.

And I acted badly, okay?
Very badly.

But please...
Please do not marry him.

- I will be better for you...
- It's not just the jealousy thing, Mon-El.

It's the patronizing ego thing.

I told you I could handle Mxy,
and you didn't listen.

I swear to Rao,
I will listen, Kara.

I will respect you, just please,
just give me another chance.

I'm sorry. I can't.

I'm marrying Mxyzptlk.

Kara, no.

Look, I'm not in love with him,

but it's the only way
to stop him from hurting other people,

and from killing you.

And you know what?
He makes an excellent point.

He has limitless power that
he can use to help me fight for justice.

We'll make a great team.

I thought we were going
to do that.

We're too different, Mon-El.

I'm sorry.

Alex?

Hey, Kara. Alex around?

I was looking for her, too.
She's not here.

I was hoping I could see her.

I need to apologize.
I acted like an idiot last night.

Look, I know Valentine's Day
might not be happy for you,

but it means something to Alex

to spend a romantic holiday
with someone she cares about.

So, maybe you might want to
consider making some changes for her.

I gotta go.

Kara, darling!

Where are you?

It's time! Kara!

You said noon and here I am!

- Kara!
- I can hear you.

Where's the dress?
The flowers? The pigs in blankets?

Mmm.

Ah.

See, that's the thing, Mxy.

I'm not going to marry you.

What do you mean?

I brought you to the Fortress
in case you got violent again.

'Cause I didn't want anyone
to get hurt when I broke the news.

It's not going to work
between us.

Ever.

But you said...

- You don't love me?
- Love isn't making demands of someone,

or forcing them to marry you.

Love is putting someone else's
needs above your own.

So you brought me all the way
up here just to reject me?

I think you're going to have to explain
your catastrophic lack of judgment

to your family.

What's that, Uncle Jor-El?

If you have to hold Kara down

till she sees reason
and becomes my bride, you will?

I offered you the world,
Kara Zor-El.

Anything you wanted.

And you reject it all?

I could have made you
a god, like me.

I don't want to be a god, Mxy.
I just want you off of Earth.

You don't get to tell me
what to do until after we're married!

Sorry, Uncle Jor-El.

You think this is the worst
it can get?

One snap and I'll crack
your world in half.

Then where will you go,
Kryptonian?

I will hound you across
the stars, Kara,

until you admit
that you love me.

I'm done with this, Mxyzptlk.

And I'm done with you.

You wanna get nuts?

Let's get nuts.

Now sealing the Fortress of Solitude.

What are you doing?

Setting the Atomic Cauldron
to self-destruct.

The Atomic what, now?

The Fortress has one of the most
powerful fusion furnaces on Earth.

I'm overloading the
Sunstones at its core.

Okay, well, Kara.
Let's not be too hasty, huh?

- Maybe we should just, um...
- Atomic Cauldron fusion

increased 2,000%.

When the Cauldron goes up, it'll explode
with the force of a 400-megaton bomb.

The Fortress is sealed
so it should contain the blast,

but anyone inside it will...

- Oh. This sounds bad.
- You can't stop me from killing myself.

It's in the rules.

Okay. Look. There's only room
for one crazy person in this relationship.

Maybe we should just, um, you know,
control-alt-delete this,

and, uh, we can talk it over
with a cup of Thoni tea.

Being with you would mean being at odds
every day with my heart, Mxyzptlk.

I'd rather die in here
than be with you.

Atomic Cauldron detonation
countdown initiated.

Well, here's the thing.

I'm calling your bluff.

I don't believe that
you'd destroy all of this.

Atomic Cauldron detonation
in one minute.

Okay, please.
I'll do anything.

Just don't die.

I'm sorry. I'm not going to tell
you the cancellation code.

So there's a code?

I can't read this.

Atomic Cauldron detonation
in 30 seconds.

I don't have time to learn
your stupid moon language!

Please, Supergirl.
I'm literally begging you. Don't do this.

I'll do anything.
You want world peace? You got it.

I can make that happen.
Just don't kill yourself.

The world needs Supergirl.

Fifteen seconds to
Atomic Cauldron detonation.

Please. Tell me the code.

Push that one.

- Yes.
- That one.

Five seconds to
Atomic Cauldron detonation.

That one.

- Uh, this one.
- Four.

- Press that, that and that.
- Three, two...

Atomic Cauldron detonation canceled.

Yes!

No.

You made me write
my name backwards.

Yup. On some planets, to write
something down is to truly say it.

- You tricked me.
- No.

No, I followed the rules.

If you say your name backwards,

you go back to the Fifth Dimension,
no questions asked.

That's it, you nasty woman.

Now I'm gonna...

No. It's started.

I just wanted...
I wanted someone to love me.

You can't force love, Mxyzptlk.

You have to let it find you.

Hey.

Hey.

Everyone is staring at me.

Let them stare.

You... I mean,
you look just beautiful.

- I didn't think you'd call.
- Why?

Last night was, like,
beyond amazing on just so many levels.

I figured it was a one-time
thing for you.

An experience.

I've never met a human that
was actually up for dating an alien.

Well, now you have.

Look, I'm not... I'm not naive, okay?

I know that there are lots of people

who don't think that humans
and aliens should mix.

If we're being super honest,

potentially

falling for an alien is not
what scares me.

It's falling for anyone.
Just have kind of

had my heart trampled on
a few times.

Me, too.

You aren't like some
experience to me, okay?

You're a potentially real, fulfilling,
challenging relationship

and that's just too much, okay?
That's too fast.

Whoo-hoo.
Just gonna...

Um...

What do you say we just...
We take it slow?

Sure.

Okay.

Slow.

Take me to where you live.

Yes, ma'am.

Maggie?

Wow, you're breathtaking.

Maggie, what is all this?

It's your belated
Valentine's Day prom.

May I?

I'm sorry.

So sorry.

I was too busy nursing
my old wounds,

and I forgot to look at
the gorgeous woman in front of me,

and consider her feelings.

You deserved all of this as a girl,
the pomp and the fuss.

And you deserve
an amazing romance

with a woman who's
absolutely crazy about you.

Don't you hate all this?

Alex, you're the one woman
that could make me like Valentine's Day.

May I have this dance?

Yeah... Yes!

Hi.

Hi.

Can I... Thanks.

Hey, I just wanted to let you know that

you're awesome.

No, you are.

You out-tricked the most
cunning intergalactic trickster,

and you did it your way,
without violence,

which I never should have
doubted because you're...

You know, you're you.

Thanks.

I also wanted to say

I'm sorry.

For acting like an ass.

I've been giving it a lot
of thought and I have realized, um,

that you are my Kryptonite.

Me?

Well, uh, no, I mean,
my feelings for you.

I've never felt like this
about anyone in my life.

I didn't know that there were
this many feelings to even be had.

My emotions, I guess they made me
go kind of crazy.

Yeah.

I totally get it, yeah.

Anyway, I'm really glad
you're okay.

And I'm really, really happy
that you didn't marry that guy.

Me, too.

Anyway, um...

I'll get out of your hair.

Wait. Don't go yet.
Please.

I get that you were upset
that I wasn't listening to you and I...

I tried really, really, really
hard to listen to you this time.

And I heard that you...

You don't think that we belong together,
and I respected that.

No, but Mxy wasn't
the only one I tricked.

I didn't mean it.

I just said it so you'd let me go

to protect you.

Plus, he could have
been listening, so...

Wait.

Wait, so you didn't mean any
of that stuff that you said?

Well, the first bit
about your infuriating male ego,

that part, I meant.

Okay, okay.

But the second part about
us not being a match,

I didn't mean that.

Wow.

No, you're good. You are good.

Well...

Well, you got rid of Mxy.

I did.

That means nothing's, uh...

Nothing's stopping us.

Nope. Nothing's stopping us.