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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:04,587 [punchy music] 2 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:09,259 How the hell'd you get in here? 3 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:10,510 Hey, I'm not gonna tell you 4 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,721 what happened last week on Shameless, all right? 5 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,681 Go look it up on goddamn Wikipedia. 6 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:15,932 I don't want you to sell the house. 7 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,018 Me, Ian, Carl, Liam-- we're movin' out. 8 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:19,394 I want Franny to have what I had. 9 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,062 I want her to grow up with family. 10 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,064 How about this one? It's got a heated pool, 11 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,150 -gym, garden. -[Mickey] It's on the fuckin' 12 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,526 -West Side. -[Ian] Can we just talk 13 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,695 to the lady, take a look at the lease? 14 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,238 I'm not moving here. 15 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,322 Signed the lease. 16 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,783 -You did what? -It'll be good for us, Mick. 17 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,036 -[crowd chanting] -[Carl] Hey, who's that? 18 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:38,121 The landlord. He's the guy who called this in. 19 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,914 Need you to step out the vehicle, sir. 20 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,167 -Ha ha ha. What? -I said, 21 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,418 -step out of the vehicle! -Whoa! 22 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,378 Hey, you gotta be kidding me. Hey, get off of me, man! 23 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,464 I'm arresting you for assaulting a police officer. 24 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:50,300 You and your fancy S-Class and shiny shoes 25 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:52,385 are goin' down! 26 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,803 [Ian] Kev and V are still in Louisville 27 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:54,929 helping V's mom settle in. 28 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,473 I accidentally got a bartending job. 29 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:58,475 I maybe got offered a job today, too. 30 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:01,519 We should sell the Alibi, move down here, and make bank. 31 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:02,979 If you weren't all Mr. Fuckin' Fix It, 32 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,564 I wouldn't be movin' to the goddamn West Side. 33 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,025 What the fuck are you gonna do? 34 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:10,570 Mama's really gonna miss her family. 35 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,781 -You have dementia. -Have you all talked about 36 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,240 what to do with me when it gets bad? 37 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:18,244 [Liam] No. But it'll probably be up to me to figure it out. 38 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,288 Who else is gonna do it? They all hate you. 39 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,623 Right. 40 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,083 [Frank] Don't look so glum, kid. 41 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,709 Everybody dies sooner or later. 42 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:25,919 I lived a good life. 43 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,921 I got to live it my way. 44 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:29,255 [Liam] What do you think? 45 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:31,424 [Frank] It's perfect. 46 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:41,726 [rock music] 47 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,608 Think of all the luck you got 48 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,903 Know that it's not for naught 49 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,948 You were beaming once before 50 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:59,410 But it's not like that anymore 51 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,914 What is this downside 52 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:06,334 That you speak of? 53 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,294 What is this feeling 54 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:13,383 You're so sure of? 55 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:23,309 Round up the friends you got 56 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:26,271 Know that they're not for naught 57 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:29,357 You were willing once before 58 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:34,028 But it's not like that anymore 59 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:37,240 What is this downside 60 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,618 That you speak of? 61 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,787 What is this feeling 62 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:47,000 You're so sure of? 63 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:56,926 [sighs] 64 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,803 [whispers] Shit. 65 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:06,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 66 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:24,454 [tires screeching] 67 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:26,581 [Mickey sighs] 68 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:30,084 [gunshots, sirens wailing] 69 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,378 [tires screeching, siren wailing] 70 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,881 [gunshot] 71 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:41,346 [siren wailing, gunfire] 72 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:42,513 [Mickey exhales] 73 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,058 -Stupid fuckin' moon. -[tires screeching] 74 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,727 [siren wailing] 75 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:52,190 [punchy pop music] 76 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,361 -[indistinct chatter] -[waiter] Last call, guys. 77 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,238 [customer] Another round of appletinis, please. 78 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,323 I got one, two, 99 problems 79 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,033 And the cig in my hand, it ain't one 80 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,451 [woman] Give me your keys or at least call an Uber. 81 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,828 [man] I'm good, I'm goo-- I'm fine. 82 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,497 [clerk] Yeah, gluten-free. 83 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:09,624 [woman] Oh, for health. They smell really good, right? 84 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,168 A glimpse of the climate change getting warm 85 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,879 [woman] Bars are closing. Let's go have an afterparty. 86 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,382 [woman] Okay. All right. 87 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,133 Fuckin' West Side. 88 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:22,011 Antoinette, sweet Marie 89 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,514 Chop it off, squeaky clean... 90 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:26,599 [door closes] 91 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:29,102 Down below, buried deep 92 00:04:29,143 --> 00:04:31,604 Let me go, set me free 93 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,232 Body's strong, but mentally 94 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,526 Lost my mind, guillotine 95 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,029 Hey. 96 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,072 [Lip] Hey. 97 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,575 Lost my mind, guillotine 98 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,704 -Thought you moved out. -Go fuck yourself. 99 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:56,254 Lost my mind, guillotine 100 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,467 [snoring] 101 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,890 [alarms blaring, sirens wailing] 102 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:11,561 [man shouting indistinctly] 103 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,271 [exhales sharply] 104 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,148 [sirens wailing] 105 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:19,152 [car alarm blaring] 106 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:23,197 [tool whirring loudly] 107 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,202 -Mornin'. -[Lip] Hey. 108 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,163 You stay up all night again? 109 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:32,165 Indeed, I have, Officer. 110 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,418 [Carl] Yeah, I'm an officer, but what does that even mean? 111 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,503 All I see is lazy cops who do nothing 112 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,173 or hard-ass cops who don't give a shit about the community. 113 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:42,675 It's like I don't wanna be either one of those, 114 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,052 so what's the point? 115 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:45,261 What? 116 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,263 -Nothing. Never mind. -No, no. 117 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:48,890 Look, I'm sorry, man, I do, I wanna listen to you, 118 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,224 but could we do it another time? 119 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,226 My brain can't switch gears right now. 120 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:53,686 -[hammer thudding] -That's fine. 121 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,813 Jesus--loud! Early! 122 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,857 Yeah, well, I gotta try and get this finished. 123 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,567 I wanna list the house by the end of the week. 124 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:02,362 [Debbie] Great. Can't wait to get kicked out soon. 125 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:05,615 [sighs] We still having this conversation? 126 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:07,617 Are you still uprooting my daughter and I 127 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,243 from the only home we've ever known? 128 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:10,787 No, No. I'm selling our home 129 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:12,372 so everybody can have a nest egg 130 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:13,581 and buy their own homes. 131 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,416 [sighs] Whatever. I'll still be all alone. 132 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,877 Then go find somebody to be with. 133 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:20,421 It's not that easy! I suck at relationships. 134 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,256 I can't take care of you anymore, Debs. 135 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,092 Of course not. 136 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:26,511 Look, I got my own family to worry about. 137 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,554 -So do I! -We're adults now, okay? 138 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:31,224 This is what adults do. They move on, all right? 139 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:35,019 Guess I'll go off and find some random old person to marry. 140 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,062 -You should do that. 141 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,731 -I'll be out of your hair soon enough--don't worry. 142 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:41,526 -[hammer thuds] -[whispers] Fuck. 143 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:45,571 [wood clattering loudly] 144 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,954 [hammer thudding, wood clatters] 145 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:56,582 [sniffing] 146 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,340 Ohh--gross! 147 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,218 Ew! Ass fuck. 148 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,845 You shit yourself, Frank. 149 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:11,597 What the fuck? 150 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,359 -[Liam] Frank. -I just shat the bed 151 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:24,610 and pissed myself. 152 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,863 -Ew! -I'm lost. 153 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,614 Spent. Used up. 154 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,992 -You're just being dramatic. -I'm hopelessly wandering 155 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,869 in a world I don't recognize. 156 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:34,162 [Liam] It's just a bad morning for you. 157 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:35,788 Happens to the best of them. 158 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,874 What are you doing today? 159 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:40,042 Uh...nothing. 160 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:42,295 [Liam] Me neither. 161 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:44,505 Let's have some fun. 162 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,425 -I don't feel like it. -Come on. 163 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,676 It's like you used to always tell me. 164 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,262 Either you run the day, or the day runs you. 165 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,430 I said that? 166 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,223 [sighs] Just get in the shower. 167 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,559 We're gonna do some Frank things. 168 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,603 Frank things? 169 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,645 Yeah. 170 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:02,106 Drinking, scamming-- you know, Frank things. 171 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,983 Okay. 172 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:17,330 [rustling] 173 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,584 [Ian] Hey, morning. 174 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:24,086 [Mickey] Hey. 175 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,421 [Ian] Where you been? 176 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:29,050 I, uh, just woke up early, went for a walk. 177 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:30,343 [Ian] Oh. 178 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,554 I slept great last night. You? 179 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,474 The moon's really fuckin' bright over here. 180 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,728 I'm pretty sure it's the same everywhere. 181 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,271 I...guess so. 182 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,773 [bag rustling] 183 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:45,900 You wanna check out the amenities in this place? 184 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,069 I'm gonna get some laundry done. 185 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,404 Sure you don't wanna hit up the gym... 186 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:52,907 go for a little dip in the pool after? 187 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,408 No. I wanna check to see 188 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,036 when our furniture's gettin' here. 189 00:08:58,579 --> 00:08:59,622 Meet up after, then. 190 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:03,251 Yeah, sure. Not goin' anywhere. 191 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,378 Okay. Yeah, good. 192 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,423 I'm glad we rented this place. 193 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,055 -[Arthur] Carl, morning. -[Carl] Arthur. 194 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,598 Beiser's husband made pound cake. 195 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,350 It's in the break room. Grab some before it's gone. 196 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,269 Or I could just eat the crumbs off your vest. 197 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,979 Mm? Oopsy-doopsy. 198 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,106 Got a dog at home, eats up all the crumbs on the floor. 199 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,524 Know what we call her? 200 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,650 Um...Hoover? 201 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,694 Oh, my God, that would have been genius. 202 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,112 No, her name's Millie. 203 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,573 [Stamps] Gallagher. 204 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:36,742 [Carl] Sergeant Stamps. 205 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:39,704 Need you to apologize to Mr. McManus, Carl. 206 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,622 That the guy with the Merce-Benz? 207 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,457 [Stamps] He's filing a brutality claim against you. 208 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,418 -Me? What? Why? -I'm gonna go with 209 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,795 door number two--slamming the guy against his car. 210 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,255 This can all go away. 211 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,591 Say a few words, "I'm sorry," blah, blah, blah. 212 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,092 -[Carl] Seriously? -Most likely, 213 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,594 he'll drop the claim. 214 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,012 -It'll save the department 50K. -[Carl] So what? 215 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:57,555 Every time someone complains, 216 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,265 we just apologize and it goes away? 217 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,225 If the person's a rich a-hole with an attorney. 218 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,935 [Stamps chuckles] Ready? 219 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,939 [Arthur] You got this, Carl. 220 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:10,735 [Stamps] Mr. McManus, 221 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,903 Officer Gallagher has something to say to you. 222 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,905 [McManus] Excuse me if I don't, uh, do a jig. 223 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,199 I got two dislocated discs in my neck, thanks to you. 224 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,618 I'm very sorry about that, sir. 225 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:21,412 I was out of line, and it won't happen again. 226 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,625 Well, I hope we can all put this behind us. 227 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:28,085 Officer Gallagher, you may go back to work now. 228 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,253 [Carl] Thank you, ma'am. 229 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,588 [McManus] That's it? You're gonna let him 230 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:34,467 -get off that easily? -[Stamps] Gallagher, hold up. 231 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,221 I'm a victim here. 232 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,973 [Carl] Yes. Yes, you are, sir. 233 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,601 I was simply double-parked in front of my building, 234 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,270 and you slammed my body up against my car. 235 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,605 I'm sorry about that. 236 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,898 [sighs] Well, now I know 237 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,859 how every Black person in America feels. 238 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,487 [Carl] Did you actually just say that? 239 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,781 -[McManus] Say what? -[Carl] That you, a privileged 240 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,575 piece of shit who evicts people from their apartments 241 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:00,993 can relate to how Black people feel, 242 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,036 who are literally murdered 243 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,245 at the hands of the police department? 244 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:04,413 Well, yes, as a matter of fact, 245 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,790 -I do relate to them. -[Carl] No, stop. 246 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,000 I was fine apologizing to your entitled ass 247 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,502 to make this all go away, 248 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,003 but I can't play this game anymore. 249 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,255 I spent the last few months trying to figure out 250 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:14,548 what kind of cop I wanna be, 251 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,883 and I'll say this, Sergeant Stamps: 252 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,593 I haven't met a lot of good role models here. 253 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,345 -Why don't we regroup and-- -But this jagoff 254 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,681 made me realize what kind of cop I wanna be now. 255 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,307 [Stamps] I'm not sure you'll have much of a choice 256 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,142 -at this point. -I wanna be the type a cop 257 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,478 who stands up for those who don't have a voice-- 258 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,105 the lost, the forgotten. 259 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,439 They deserve a fair share, 260 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,358 even if that means rich pricks like you, Mr. McManus, 261 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,859 have to pay the price 262 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,529 in order to rebalance the scales of justice. 263 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,364 So, with that being said, 264 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,699 I take my apology back. 265 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:43,536 [McManus] Mm-hmm. I'll see you in court, dickwad. 266 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,163 [Stamps, softly] Gallagher. 267 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,374 [Arthur] Last piece of pound cake! 268 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,418 Goin' once, goin' twice, 269 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,379 sold to Arthur Tipping. 270 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:57,007 [rock music] 271 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,598 [indistinct chatter] 272 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,518 [officer] All right. All the way down. 273 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,730 All the way down. 274 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,440 [officer] Hope I don't see you here again. 275 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,400 [woman] I ain't never comin' back to this shithole. 276 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,444 [officer] Then don't try to kill no more cops or nothin'. 277 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,821 I'll see what I can do about that. 278 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,157 Really didn't think I was gonna like it there that much, 279 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,075 but everybody's so friendly and nice. 280 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,452 How can Louisville be nice 281 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,495 if they don't even have pro sports teams? 282 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,122 They have good college B-ball. 283 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,166 -That doesn't count. -[Veronica] Kev! 284 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,375 It happened. 285 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,501 Oh, fuck, please don't tell me 286 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,295 that that picture with me with a turtleneck 287 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,380 -resurfaced on the Internet. -I don't know about that. 288 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,425 But the money came through, deposited into our account. 289 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,468 Look. 290 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,469 Holy shit. 291 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,053 -That's a lot of numbers. -Eighty large! 292 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,222 -How'd ya score that? -We sold our house. 293 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,100 You got $80,000 for that piece of shit? 294 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,019 Actually, we got $175,000. 295 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,687 -What? -[Veronica] Yep. 296 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,147 But we had to pay off the bank loan. 297 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,523 How'd ya sell it so fast? 298 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,900 Developer left us a note on our door 299 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,193 sayin' she wanted to buy it. 300 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,779 It's official. We're movin' to Louisville. 301 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,157 Holy shit, it's official. We're movin' to Louisville. 302 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,492 Are we really doin' this, V? 303 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,285 Of course we're really doin' it. 304 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,329 -You sellin' the bar, too? -[Kev] I guess so. 305 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,790 -Absolutely. -And everything in it, V? 306 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,542 I mean, what about this? What about Hulu Lamp Girl? 307 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:14,710 I love her. 308 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,796 You didn't even know she was here, Kev. 309 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,464 I knew exactly where she-- 310 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,716 No! Hulu Lamp Girl! 311 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,551 Hey, you guys. 312 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,054 [Kev] Hey. We sold our house. 313 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,305 Wait. What? 314 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,390 [Tommy] Yeah, they're gonna become college basketball fans. 315 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,893 [Kev] Hey, Tommy, don't ever say that again. 316 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,311 We're movin' to Louisville. 317 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,189 No! Why is everybody leaving me? 318 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,273 Oh, you can come visit. 319 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,777 We're gonna have plenty of room in our new house. 320 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,071 Why do you guys have such a good relationship? 321 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,781 -We work on it. -Sex. 322 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,699 I can't even find a partner. 323 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:49,036 Kev, what's wrong with me? 324 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,332 Uh... 325 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,376 [mumbling] 326 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,336 Never ask a guy that question. 327 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,380 There is nothin' wrong with you. 328 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,381 Not true. 329 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,508 Everybody I've ever dated has treated me like shit. 330 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,844 That's because you treat yourself like shit. 331 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:05,886 You have to love yourself 332 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,596 before anyone else is gonna love you. 333 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,265 Cute. And total bullshit. 334 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,808 -No, it isn't. -It is. 335 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,894 That's just what people say when they can't find a partner. 336 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,523 -[Debbie groans] -Where are you goin'? 337 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:21,026 [sighs] Find somebody who can give me a better answer. 338 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,822 [Frank] Spare some change. 339 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,198 [Liam] Any little bit will help. 340 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,533 -Please. -[car horn honks] 341 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,159 Anything will help. 342 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,286 [car horns honking] 343 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,955 -Spare change, please! -[man] Get out of the street! 344 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,375 Spare change. Help me feed my family. 345 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,960 [Liam] We're homeless. 346 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,837 Hey, Frank, isn't this is fun? 347 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,631 -[Frank] Yeah. -[man] Hey! 348 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,216 Yo, yo, yo, yo! 349 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,302 What are you fellas doin'? Gonna get smushed! 350 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:49,597 -[Frank] Wait, wh-who is this? -[Liam] Oh, what's goin' on? 351 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,974 Name's Lester. I'm not gonna hurt ya. 352 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,601 [Frank] Did he say Chester? 353 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:54,810 [Liam] Lester. 354 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,979 You were out in the middle of the street. 355 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,565 Here, take this. 356 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,109 Promise me you'll go home now. 357 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,903 C-can I lead you in the right direction? 358 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:07,114 Twenty bucks is not gonna cut it--we got bills to pay. 359 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,574 How'd ya know it was a 20? 360 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,992 I have a keen sense of-- 361 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,745 My father has partial vision in his left eye. 362 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,915 Come on, son, we gotta go get some more money. 363 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,167 -Wait, wait, wait, wait! -[car horn honking] 364 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,253 Aw, jeez. Here's a hundy. 365 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,381 Is this enough to keep you guys out of traffic? 366 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,633 Uh... 367 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,551 -yes, it is. -[Lester] Okay. 368 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,055 Great. Now, please, go home. 369 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,183 [upbeat music] 370 00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,267 Stay safe! 371 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,395 -[horn honking] -[Frank] Well, that was fun. 372 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,274 Hey, let's go spend some money. 373 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,166 [Ian] How's it goin'? 374 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,085 This treadmill taken? 375 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,544 [man] What? 376 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,712 [Ian] Nothin'. 377 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,090 [quietly] You just go back to workin' 378 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,969 those ripped, sweaty abs. 379 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,971 Okay, let's see, uh... 380 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,764 cross-country running? 381 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,723 Sure. 382 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,767 Incline...five. 383 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,978 Speed...20? 384 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,647 Okay. 385 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,836 Shit! 386 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,674 Never put the speed higher than eight on these new ones. 387 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,342 - [panting] Thanks. 388 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,679 Virgin? 389 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,431 Only at fancy treadmills. 390 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:56,682 [chuckles] 391 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,434 [man] Just move in? 392 00:16:58,475 --> 00:16:59,685 [Ian] I did. 393 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,020 Think you'll like it here. 394 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,355 [Ian] I think I will, too. 395 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,567 [upbeat music] 396 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,986 Me and my ripped, sweaty abs 397 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,865 will see ya around some time. 398 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,992 Can't hold me back 399 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,958 [driving rock music] 400 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,437 Shitty-ass moon. 401 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,647 Eh. Looks good. 402 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,951 -[woman] Morning! -Jesus! 403 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,119 Or is it afternoon already? 404 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,454 Your dog's wearing a diaper. 405 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,456 Miss Suzannah. She's a breeding dog. 406 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,374 It's her time of the month. 407 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,335 That's fuckin' weird. Hey, you know where 408 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,920 I can find the laundry in this shithole? 409 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,254 You know, I couldn't help but notice 410 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,549 that you just hanged some sort of...curtain? 411 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,717 Sorry. Who are you again? 412 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,135 Melanie Runkin, on-site manager. 413 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,179 We met after your husband signed the lease. 414 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,139 From the South Side, right? 415 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,682 -What about it? -They probably do things 416 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,976 differently down there, but here at the Arlington Grove, 417 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,479 we have a... a whites-only policy. 418 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,314 That's some racist-ass shit. 419 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,566 -I'm talking about curtains. -Oh. 420 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,860 You can read the guidelines in the CCNRs. 421 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,196 -Come on, Miss Suzannah. -The CCN what? 422 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,156 [Melanie] Bye! 423 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,951 Poor fucking dog. 424 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,788 [Veronica] It's about 1,600 square feet, 425 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,040 not counting the back storage area. 426 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,542 Two blocks away from the El. 427 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,085 Kev, we're not keeping those things. 428 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,837 Yes, we are! 429 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:52,464 [Veronica] Okay? Yes. 430 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,757 That would be great. 431 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,551 All right, I'll see you there. 432 00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:58,262 That was our commercial real-estate agent. 433 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,222 He's coming by to check out the Alibi. 434 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,266 He said it should sell pretty easily. 435 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,309 That's our cue to go. 436 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,811 What? Why? 437 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,355 If you're selling, we need to start dating other bars. 438 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,481 We gotta find our new home. 439 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,901 Wait, so th-that's it? You're just leavin' us? 440 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,528 [Tommy] See ya. 441 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,487 [door opens] 442 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,614 V, we need to slow down a little bit here. 443 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,907 We are moving forward. 444 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,160 All of this is in our rearview mirror! 445 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,202 Not mine! 446 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,745 -[Lip] Yo. What up? -[Veronica] Hey. 447 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,914 -Hey, I'm glad to see you. -Hey, yeah, I, uh, came by 448 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,624 to grab the sink from Stan's old apartment? 449 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,376 You guys said I could have it for the remodel? 450 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,670 Yeah, yeah, come on. I'm really glad you're here. 451 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,006 I...I need a guy chat right now, I'm-- 452 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,299 I-I need some support. 453 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,426 Well, I'm kind of pressed for time--can it wait? 454 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,510 Not really. 455 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,720 -[Veronica] Hey, Lip. -Yeah. 456 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,555 You can ransack our place. Take whatever you need. 457 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,974 -What do you mean? -We sold our house. 458 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,851 Wait, wait, wait--you what? 459 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,061 [Kev] Uh-huh. Yeah. 460 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,522 We did. 461 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,441 I'm just hearin' about this now? 462 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,359 [Kev] Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 463 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,945 You know? I'm feeling a little unmoored here. 464 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,239 You guys didn't even do any renovations. 465 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,449 No, buyers are just gonna knock it down. 466 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,909 Fuck me. Who is this person? 467 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,619 Developer. Left a note in our door. 468 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,995 I'm sure she left one in yours, too. 469 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,663 They wanna buy three houses on the block. 470 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,249 You serious? I been bustin' my ass to fix the place to sell, 471 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,876 and you guys get an offer just like that? 472 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,753 175 large. 473 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,379 Shit. 474 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,342 -You still got that note? -I should. Let me check. 475 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,676 Hey, Lip? 476 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,761 -Lip. -Yeah. 477 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,512 Guy chat? Kitchen sink? 478 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,722 Yeah, shit, I'm sorry, Kev. 479 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,349 This is kind of a lot for me to process right now. 480 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,602 -Yeah, how do ya think I feel? -Ah, here it is. 481 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,686 Yeah. 482 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,313 All right, I'ma call her right now. 483 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,648 And, Kev, I'll call you later, all right? 484 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,025 Yeah, sure thing. Great talk. Thanks. 485 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,401 Bye. 486 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,904 Fuck. 487 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,450 You guys aren't gonna be my neighbors anymore. 488 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,336 Despite all of this potentially turning 489 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,463 into a major lawsuit for the department, 490 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,674 I was very inspired by your speech. 491 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,217 Thank you, sir-- uh, ma'am. 492 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,761 Ha. Reminded me of why I became a police officer 493 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,264 -in the first place. -Really? 494 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,099 Your words-- mm, mm, mm-- 495 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,850 brought a tear to my eye. 496 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,102 -Is that so? -Yes. 497 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:13,146 It was beautiful. But you made the wrong choice. 498 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:14,481 Went against the department. 499 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,857 So you're gonna fire me? 500 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,026 Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't fire you. 501 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,362 Union won't let me. But I can demote you. 502 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,947 -Demote me? - Hmph. 503 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:25,909 Welcome to your new job, Meter Maid Gallagher. 504 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,828 Ha ha. 505 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,705 [Carl sighs] 506 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:32,708 [serious rock music] 507 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,422 [sighs] 508 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,091 Mmm. 509 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,176 Oh. Ahh. 510 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:47,973 I missed your fucking green little leprechaun ass. 511 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,606 [hard rock music] 512 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,039 [car alarm chirps] 513 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,834 Jack-fuckin'-pot, baby. 514 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,506 [tires squealing] 515 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,884 -[door closes] -[Debbie] Hey, Tami. 516 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,719 [Tami] Hey. We were just talking 517 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:28,263 about all the hair you grow during a pregnancy. 518 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,681 [Debbie] Oh, God, don't remind me. 519 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,058 whenever I would shave my thighs, 520 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,434 it would grow back the next day. 521 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,061 It was like I was living in hair shorts. 522 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,645 [woman] Kids are a pain in the ass. 523 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:38,231 Uh, what are you doin' here? Need a haircut? 524 00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:40,067 I need a life. I'm trying to figure out 525 00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:42,611 how to find a relationship that lasts. 526 00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:44,696 -[woman] You single? -Yeah. 527 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,114 [woman] Ooh, lucky! 528 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,699 No. I hate it. 529 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,533 Why? 530 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:50,494 I mean, I don't want to be alone. 531 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,412 Well, I wish I were sometimes. 532 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:53,872 [woman] Ooh, me too! 533 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,248 How can you guys say that? 534 00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,084 -[woman] Easier. -Yeah, you get to make 535 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,335 all the decisions yourself. 536 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,796 [woman] Don't have to deal with anybody else's baggage. 537 00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:02,297 -Exactly. -[Debbie] No. 538 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,424 I want someone to share a life with. 539 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,259 I mean, I wanna take care of someone. 540 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,719 [Tami] I don't know, Debs. 541 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:08,720 I-it's possible 542 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:11,306 you might be alone the rest of your life. 543 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,266 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 544 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:16,311 I just mean that your parents were really shitty role models. 545 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,397 [scoffs] Yeah, they were pretty shitty. 546 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:21,775 [Tami] Yeah. They didn't teach you how to connect, 547 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,068 be vulnerable, 548 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:26,279 resolve conflict, communicate, compromise. 549 00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:27,906 [woman] Damn, that's some real talk! 550 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,492 I didn't even know those were things I was supposed to do. 551 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:31,660 Yeah, and it's not your fault 552 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,537 that you don't know those things. 553 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,497 Yeah. It's Frank's fault. 554 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,208 Yeah. It is. 555 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,545 I mean, he ruined love for me. 556 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,800 [Frank and woman groaning] 557 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,093 [Frank moans] 558 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,221 [light music] 559 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,560 [Frank] Thank you, doll. 560 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,604 [chuckles] See you soon, Frank. 561 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,064 Bye. 562 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,108 [Liam] Sounds like everything worked out okay 563 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,484 in the romance department. 564 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:07,070 I don't know about romance, 565 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,531 but I'm still really good at fucking. 566 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:12,617 [Liam chuckles] Frank Gallagher's still got it. 567 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,244 Mm. 568 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,753 [rock music] 569 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:51,114 -[machine beeps] -[sniffs] 570 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,465 Whoo. 571 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,845 [door closes] 572 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:20,143 [light music] 573 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,206 [woman] Forgot your towel? 574 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,083 Yeah, I didn't even think of it. 575 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,252 Here. We have extras. They're clean. 576 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,837 -Thank you. -We're in apartment 203. 577 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,965 Just bring it back some time. 578 00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,299 -[man] Washed. -Alan. Of course 579 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,343 he's gonna wash it before he returns it. 580 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,930 I don't know--he didn't shower before he jumped in the pool. 581 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,890 -Oh-- -Don't listen to him. 582 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,058 He's a stickler for rules. 583 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,769 -It's written right there. -Sorry about that. 584 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,980 Didn't see it, but won't happen again. 585 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:06,565 I promise, Alan. 586 00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:09,276 I'll let it go this time. 587 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,611 -Thanks. -You just move in? 588 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,363 I did. With my husband. 589 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,198 Here. 590 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,075 Sit, sit. 591 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:20,745 I'm Jill. And Alan, of course. 592 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,414 -Ian. -[Alan] So, Ian, 593 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:24,833 what do you do, besides contaminate our pool? 594 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:26,293 [Jill] Stop, Alan! 595 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,420 It has chlorine in it. 596 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:30,505 He's only joking with you. 597 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:32,132 That's okay, I don't mind. 598 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,466 I, uh, have actually 599 00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:35,093 never lived in a place like this before, 600 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,219 so this is all new to me. 601 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,887 I grew up on the South Side my whole life. 602 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,640 Well, you're gonna love it on the West Side. 603 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,225 There's so much to do over here. 604 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,185 The restaurants, cafes... 605 00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:46,479 yoga studios. 606 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,829 -Hey, buddy. -Hey, what are you doin' here? 607 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,415 Came by to see how your first day in the new job was. 608 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,541 I think I'm gonna like it-- 609 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,959 drill on the street and whatnot. 610 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,502 Finally feel like I have a purpose. 611 00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:10,503 Good for you. 612 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,880 What are you doin' in that thing? 613 00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:14,174 Sometimes I like to take it for a little joy ride. 614 00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,635 Usually people take out a Landi or a 'Stang 615 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:17,927 for a joy ride. 616 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,305 Arthur Tipping takes out the meter maid vehicle. 617 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:22,307 Hey, I know you don't think I'm very adventurous. 618 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,142 -True statement. -But I can prove you wrong. 619 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,978 How? You gonna steal a doughnut from 7-Eleven? 620 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,688 Break up a fight on a playground? 621 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:29,898 Talk too loud in church? 622 00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:31,399 I happen to have a very wild side. 623 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:32,275 [Carl] Ha ha! 624 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,860 You know the "Renegade" Challenge? 625 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,362 Yeah? What of it? 626 00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:36,738 You and me, let's go. 627 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,948 We're officers of the law. 628 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,325 And I'm on duty. 629 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,661 What's that I hear? You're a scared little pussy? 630 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:44,871 Bitch, you don't know what you're talkin' about. 631 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,331 And you're not on TikTok. 632 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,833 Oh, ho ho. 633 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,669 - "Renegade" plays -Oh, my God. 634 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:51,961 That's my song! 635 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:55,340 Renegade, renegade, renegade, renegade 636 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:59,469 Go go go go 637 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,262 [Carl] Fuck you. 638 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:06,810 Watch and learn, nerd. 639 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:08,728 Like I hit the lottery, the lottery 640 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,439 Hos a trip, watch 'em how they fall on me 641 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:14,693 Hunnys blue, yeah, I got 'em all on me 642 00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:17,195 Go go go go 643 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,113 Go, let's go 644 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:19,572 Mm, Prada shoes 645 00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,199 Yeah, I keep a style on me 646 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,659 Style on me, pretty freaks 647 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,993 Make them bitches pile on me 648 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:25,829 I swear, rack party 649 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,164 I got 30 thou on me right now 650 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,999 Go go go go go 651 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,584 Go, let's go 652 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,545 -Hey. -[woman] Hey. 653 00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:34,713 -You Lip? -Yeah, yeah. 654 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:37,173 -Hey, Flavia. -Hi. 655 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:39,551 -Thanks for reaching out. -Yeah, yeah, you got it. 656 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,053 So, uh, look, I got the note you left on our door, 657 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:44,097 and, uh, the Balls said you bought their house? 658 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,141 Oh, my boss did. I'm just helpin' her out. 659 00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:48,435 She's lookin' for three houses in a row on this block, 660 00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:50,520 and we just acquired that one. 661 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,771 Oh, the old Milkovich house. 662 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,106 So--so my house would be the third. 663 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,649 If you're willin' to sell. 664 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:57,277 Could offer you 200K for the land. 665 00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,529 New development goin' up. 666 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,239 Oh, you're pushin' people out, huh? 667 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,908 You know folks have lived here for generations. 668 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,077 -Be unrecognizable soon. -I got another appointment 669 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:08,329 in, uh, ten minutes, so... 670 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,622 Do we have a deal? 671 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,958 I could, uh, send over the paperwork for you to sign. 672 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,210 Money would be wired into your account 673 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:16,087 in under two weeks. 674 00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:20,592 Look, since I'm the last man standing 675 00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:23,887 and, uh, you need my house to finish the project, 676 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,889 seems only fair I get more than $200. 677 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,099 Well, how much you thinkin'? 678 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:31,186 I couldn't see myself selling for less than $300. 679 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:34,314 We could, uh, probably make $250 work. 680 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:36,357 Two seventy-five? 681 00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:39,110 You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Gallagher. 682 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:41,696 Let me talk to my boss. 683 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,448 Thank you. 684 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,452 [chuckles] 685 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:50,538 [upbeat music] 686 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,461 Get out of the road, Grandma! 687 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:57,879 [softly] What the fu-- 688 00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,464 I can go faster than you with my eyes closed 689 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,674 -and my dick in my hand. -Yeah, very, very funny. 690 00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:03,635 All right, nothin' to see. Move along. 691 00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:07,055 [punchy music] 692 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,225 No, no, no, no, no, no. 693 00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:12,477 Please, please, please, I'm right here, I'm right here. 694 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:13,937 Sorry. Meter's expired. 695 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:15,939 [sighs] I know. I remembered when I was already in line. 696 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,274 I didn't wanna leave and lose my spot, man. 697 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:20,693 Come on, you know how long it takes in the post office. 698 00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:23,071 Look, I'm just doin' my job, buddy. 699 00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:24,489 [softly] Oh, fuck. 700 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,032 How much is the ticket? 701 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,575 I got furloughed last week, and-- 702 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,661 [woman] Hey, shit for brains, better not ticket my car. 703 00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:31,788 Seriously, have you nothing better to do 704 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,289 than be a bottom-feeding scumbag 705 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:35,458 who can't make a living any other way? 706 00:30:39,295 --> 00:30:41,297 You know what? You can go, son. 707 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:43,258 -What? -[Carl] Yeah. 708 00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:45,134 Seriously, no ticket for you. 709 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,344 -Seriously? -Seriously. 710 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,429 I'm the type a cop who gives the poor man a break 711 00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:50,723 every single time, no questions asked. 712 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,892 Okay, great. Thank you. 713 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:55,728 [jazzy music] 714 00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,063 However, as for you, 715 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,357 I'm going to make people like you pay 716 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:00,775 every single time. 717 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:03,152 You rich fucks are goin' down. 718 00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:07,740 Hey, girls, I need to tell you somethin'. 719 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:10,493 Sometimes change needs to happen, 720 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,996 and when it does, at first, it's really hard. 721 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,581 But in the long run, 722 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:16,958 it's always for the best. 723 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,460 Well, not always. I mean, I had to change foster families 724 00:31:19,502 --> 00:31:21,254 from the Butterfields to the Carrias, 725 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,297 and that wasn't so great. 726 00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:25,133 The Carrias liked to beat me with belts 727 00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:27,427 and slippers and hairbrushes. 728 00:31:27,468 --> 00:31:29,679 Yeah, come to think of it... 729 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,598 change is really, really bad. 730 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:33,349 Kev, what are you doin'? Just tell them. 731 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,934 Girls, we are leaving Chicago 732 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,436 and moving to Louisville. Cool? Cool. 733 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,021 That's exactly what I was doing, 734 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:40,273 but I was trying to do it in a delicate way. 735 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:41,441 -Well, it wasn't workin'. -[door opens] 736 00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:43,776 [Frank] Afternoon, my fellow Americans. 737 00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,695 -[Kev] Hey, Frank! -[Frank] The finest beer 738 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,780 -for me and my son. -[Liam] I'll take a Coke. 739 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:49,407 Hey, Frank. Been waitin' for you. 740 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,034 -Ohh! -[Liam] Hey! 741 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,952 Hey, are you okay? Debbie, the hell you doing? 742 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:55,455 Back up, Liam! You ruined love for me! 743 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:57,206 I'll be alone the rest of my life! 744 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:58,333 That's true! 745 00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:00,293 The only way you'll ever have love 746 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:03,755 is to find someone who's even a bigger loser you are. 747 00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:05,924 Then they won't leave you! 748 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,927 -[Frank] Ah! Jesus! -[Liam] Get off! 749 00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:10,845 [panting] Come on, Franny. 750 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:12,972 [Liam] Are you okay She break anything? 751 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,724 [Kev] You all right there, Frank? 752 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,894 [Frank, grunting] Never better. 753 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,856 [Liam] Guess we can scratch bar fight off the list. 754 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,900 [Frank] Mm--God! 755 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:27,153 Kev, there's something wrong with the beer. [groans] 756 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,447 -I tapped it this morning. -It tastes like poison. 757 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:32,283 -[Kev] It's fine. -[Liam] Maybe try bottled beer. 758 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:36,120 [Kev] Yeah, can you get him a Heisler, V? 759 00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:44,921 [Veronica] What the hell, Frank? 760 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,632 My body's rejecting alcohol. 761 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,384 [Kev] Jesus, Frank. 762 00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:51,511 [Liam sighs] 763 00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:53,596 Here, try these. 764 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,598 -I'm scared. -It's just like you told me. 765 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,392 Feel the fear and do it anyway. 766 00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:58,851 I said that? 767 00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:00,853 I'm sure you intended to at some point. 768 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,158 [Frank] It's no use, son. 769 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,327 Who am I without alcohol? 770 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:18,162 [Liam] You're Frank Gallagher! 771 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:20,206 It's my one true love. 772 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,209 But now she's rejecting me. 773 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,349 Oh, shit. 774 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:39,767 You again. 775 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,436 Well, I am the on-site manager. 776 00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:43,146 -How can I help you? -Haven't gotten 777 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,523 -our furniture yet. -Okay. 778 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,442 You know when it's comin'? 779 00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:49,569 I'm not exactly sure why I would know that. 780 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:51,612 Where did you order it from? 781 00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,990 Order it? No. It's the shit you guys had. 782 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,576 I want to help you, but I'm very confused. 783 00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:58,536 The furniture, like in the apartment 784 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:01,205 on the tour you showed us-- where's ours? 785 00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:03,624 Oh! [laughs] 786 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,043 I get it now. 787 00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:07,420 The apartments, they don't come with furniture. 788 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:10,298 -Wait, what? -They're unfurnished. 789 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:13,009 Why the hell'd you show us one that had furniture, then? 790 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,927 Uh, that was a model. 791 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:16,137 [Mickey] Huh? 792 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,556 An example of how an apartment can look. 793 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,475 Okay, hold on. So we don't get any furniture. 794 00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:22,810 No, I'm sorry. But that is very cute. 795 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,562 I've never had anyone ask me that before. 796 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:27,440 It's not fucking cute, lady, you should've told us that shit 797 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:29,233 before we signed the stupid-ass lease. 798 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:32,403 You and your fuckin' weird-ass dog. 799 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,407 Don't tell me I'm fuckin' cute 800 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:38,576 for your fuckin' bullshit, lady. 801 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,622 Fuck it! You owe me some chairs. 802 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,459 [Alan] Excuse me. 803 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:49,128 -You can't take those. -Like hell I can't, bitch! 804 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,421 [Alan] But they're for everyone. 805 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,507 Well, guess they shouldn't charge so much rent 806 00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:54,550 for an apartment don't have no fuckin' furniture! 807 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:57,095 [Ian] You gotta put the chair back, Mickey. 808 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:59,055 [Mickey] What the hell are you doin' in the pool? 809 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,723 This is Jill and Alan. 810 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,101 I don't give a shit if it's Siegfried & Roy. 811 00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:05,353 I'm out here gettin' harassed left and right 812 00:35:05,394 --> 00:35:06,729 from everybody in this dump, 813 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,690 and you're in the pool playin' fuckin' footsie with these two! 814 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:10,525 [Ian] It's fine. 815 00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:12,443 Hey, you can't take the chairs. 816 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,237 We're gonna get fined or evicted. 817 00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:16,697 [Mickey] You know, I don't give a shit! 818 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:19,700 You know what? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, 819 00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:22,370 just like everybody else in the fuckin' West Side! 820 00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:25,790 This place blows! I'm out of here! 821 00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:35,133 [Jill] That your husband? 822 00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:36,551 Yep. 823 00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:38,261 [Alan] Passionate. 824 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:40,263 Yep. 825 00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:45,143 All right, just a couple more minutes, love. 826 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:46,811 -[door closes] -[Lip] Hey! Hey, hey, hey. 827 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,146 -Guess what. -Hey, babe. 828 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:49,313 Brought back the cleaning supplies. 829 00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,482 Don't need it anymore. We're sellin' the house. 830 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:54,068 I know, that's...that's why you've been spending 831 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,529 -so much time on it. -No, I mean we're selling 832 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:57,905 the house, like, right now, right? 833 00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:00,116 I just talked to a realtor who works for a developer 834 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,577 who wants to buy up three houses on the block. 835 00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:05,204 She already got two, including Kev's--she gave him $175. 836 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,331 All cash. Offered me $200. 837 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:09,041 I said I wouldn't do it for less than $275. 838 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,210 -Isn't that amazing? -Okay, whoa, slow down. 839 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,962 -What? -What are you talking about? 840 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,173 Well, I'm talkin' about us finally having enough money 841 00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:16,382 to buy our own place. 842 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:19,385 Yeah, but you turned down $200,000? 843 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,470 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I could make $275. 844 00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:22,555 Right? 845 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,390 I mean, it was a tactic. I was workin' her over. 846 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,392 You should've seen me. You would've been impressed. 847 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,768 -I was good. -Okay, but I'm confused. 848 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:30,188 So she--she gave you the $275? 849 00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:31,689 No, no, no, not yet, but she will, 850 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,357 and the best part is, I don't have to spend 851 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:35,610 any more money workin' on the house, right? 852 00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:38,571 I mean, developer's just gonna tear it down. 853 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,406 Look, you know what? 854 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:41,908 I'm gonna tear out some a the new shit 855 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,075 I put in the house. 856 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:45,203 I'm gonna sell it, all right? 857 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:50,499 [heavy rock music] 858 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:54,879 [man] Oh, shit, it's Heidi. 859 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,797 That's right, cockroaches! 860 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:59,217 Heidi's back. 861 00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:04,222 [guttural singing] 862 00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:12,563 [humming] 863 00:37:14,106 --> 00:37:17,401 Thank you for your hospitality. 864 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:21,364 That don't make up for you being a shitty mama, though. 865 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:22,240 [groans] 866 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:23,616 You want me to put 867 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,868 your TV program on for you? 868 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,495 There ya go. 869 00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:29,330 [siren wailing] 870 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,999 Those fucking rat-ass neighbors of yours! 871 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,919 Don't be sad if I shoot some of them. 872 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,424 You are excused for being a shitty car. 873 00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,885 Shitty car. Shitty car. 874 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,221 You, however, are not. 875 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,430 Pow! 876 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,946 [beeping] 877 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:07,118 [woman] Oh, no, please, hey, come on. 878 00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:09,328 I'm right here. Don't give me a ticket, hey. 879 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:12,456 Sorry, miss. The meter's expired. 880 00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:14,458 Wha--Carl! 881 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:17,295 Tish. You're pregnant. 882 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:18,671 You're a meter maid. 883 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:19,755 You have a Lexus? 884 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,299 [chuckles] It's my boss's. 885 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:23,009 She lets me borrow it sometimes. 886 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,635 The driver's seat in my car 887 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,262 doesn't really go back far enough. 888 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,848 The steering wheel digs into my belly. 889 00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:31,058 Oh. Yeah. 890 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,810 Are you still gonna give me a ticket? 891 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:35,354 Of course not. If I didn't know you, I would. 892 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,773 That's my new mission in life-- fuck over the rich. 893 00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:40,276 -That's a good mission. -Thanks. 894 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,403 How long you been a meter maid? 895 00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:45,156 I really hate that name. I prefer something else. 896 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:46,991 -[Trish] Like what? -I don't know. 897 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,034 Meter Master maybe. 898 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:50,077 Oh! How about, um... Ticket Titan? 899 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,538 Ah, that's good, too. Parking Punisher? 900 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,623 Oh, sexy. Sultan of the Summons. 901 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:57,043 I am the Lord of the Late Fees. 902 00:38:57,084 --> 00:38:58,377 -[giggles] 903 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,339 I gotta get back to work. 904 00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:06,552 Hey, Tish. 905 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:09,347 -Is that my baby? -[car door opens] 906 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:13,142 Thanks for not giving me a ticket. 907 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:22,068 [car door closes, engine turns over] 908 00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:29,575 -[sirens wailing] -Wee whoo, wee whoo, wee whoo. 909 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:32,995 Yeah. I hear the sirens, too, Franny. 910 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:35,956 Maybe Grandpa was right. 911 00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:37,833 -Why? -[huffs] 912 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:41,629 Mommy's a loser. What can I say? 913 00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:43,214 Mama's a loser. 914 00:39:43,255 --> 00:39:45,174 [scoffs] It's true. 915 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,717 If I find a bigger loser than me, 916 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,761 maybe then they won't leave me. 917 00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:50,679 Wouldn't that be nice, Franny? 918 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:53,391 -Having another mommy? -I want two mommies! 919 00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:54,725 -[sirens wailing] -Me too. 920 00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:57,395 If only I can find a loser bigger than me, 921 00:39:57,436 --> 00:39:59,438 -then I won't be alone-- -Don't say a fucking word. 922 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,856 Everything's gonna be fine. 923 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:02,483 Just go along with what I'm about to do, 924 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,443 otherwise I'll shoot your kid. in the head. 925 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:08,572 [sirens wailing] 926 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:16,747 [sirens fading] 927 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:23,087 That was nice. 928 00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,131 Yeah. Kind of was. 929 00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:27,758 I'm Heidi. 930 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,927 Debbie. 931 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:33,889 [door opens] 932 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,100 [Tommy] Honey, we're home. Did you miss us? 933 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,936 Well, if it isn't Judas and Brutus. 934 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,771 [Tommy] Sorry, V. We should never have left you 935 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:42,523 for another bar-- beer, please. 936 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,608 -[Kermit] Me too. -[Tommy] Where's Kev? 937 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:46,986 We wanna apologize to him, too. 938 00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,487 Brought the girls to a playdate, 939 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:51,198 Trying to see all their friends before we leave. 940 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,826 I'm not gonna lie, V. It was brutal out there. 941 00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:55,870 Other bars are chargin' $12 a drink. 942 00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:58,038 And they have all kinds of rules. 943 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,707 Couldn't take off my shoes. 944 00:40:59,748 --> 00:41:01,709 -[Kermit] No napping. -Wouldn't let us run a tab. 945 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:02,835 Two-drink minimum. 946 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,378 Can't sit down unless you order food. 947 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,714 One place wouldn't even let us in without a valid I.D. 948 00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:08,591 [Tommy] And that one bar that wanted a credit card 949 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:10,551 before we even ordered anything? 950 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,428 -Total scam. -Well, I hope you two 951 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,387 learned your lesson. 952 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:17,016 -Please forgive us. -[door opens] 953 00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:19,101 Well... 954 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,020 look who's back. 955 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:24,523 Benedict and Arnold. 956 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,150 [Tommy] Kev. 957 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,359 -[Kermit] Sorry. -[Kev] Hmph. 958 00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:29,528 -How are the girls, babe? -Great. They're gonna have 959 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,071 dinner over there, watch the Trolls movie, 960 00:41:31,113 --> 00:41:32,948 and Calise's mom's gonna drop 'em off later. 961 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,783 Where'd you get these books from? 962 00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,118 -The library. -What? 963 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,828 Yeah, near Calise's house. Can you believe it? 964 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:40,206 We're about to move, and I find out we live next to a library. 965 00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:41,248 Who knew? 966 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,334 -Well, what'd ya get it? -Well, I went in there 967 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:44,960 to ask that woman who works there... 968 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,087 -The librarian? -Long gray hair, glasses, 969 00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:48,631 oversized corduroy jumper? 970 00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:50,174 -Yeah, that's her. -[Tommy] That's her. 971 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:51,717 -That's the one. -Yeah. 972 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,719 Okay, well, I asked her if she had books on Kentucky, 973 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,137 and check it out-- I'm gonna learn everything 974 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,515 there is to know about that dumb old state. 975 00:41:57,556 --> 00:41:59,683 Oh, babe, you're the best! 976 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,393 I know. [chuckles] 977 00:42:01,435 --> 00:42:02,937 Hey, do you know the guy on the penny 978 00:42:02,978 --> 00:42:04,688 -was born in Kentucky? -Abe Lincoln. 979 00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:06,607 You read these books, too? 980 00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:08,526 [Veronica giggles] 981 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,195 [whispers] Shit. 982 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,489 Hey, Howie, here, let me, uh, let me give a hand 983 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,573 with that, man. 984 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:16,367 Here ya go, man. 985 00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:17,952 Give ya $200 for it. 986 00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:19,537 Yeah, good, good. 987 00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:22,164 -Wife's gonna love it. -Cool, thanks, man. 988 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,874 Yo, knuckleheads, get over here. 989 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:25,042 -[man] Yo, Lip. -Yeah, yeah. 990 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,585 -You selling that microwave? -Yeah, everything. 991 00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:28,087 -Everything's gotta go. -How much? 992 00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:31,340 Uh, I paid $150 for it, so just give me 100 for it. 993 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,842 -Hundred? -Thanks, man. 994 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:36,220 -[Flavia] Hey, Lip. -[Lip] Thank--thank you. 995 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,763 Hey. Hey, there ya are. 996 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:39,223 I was, uh, I was waitin' on your call, 997 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,559 -but in person's even better. -Yeah, the, uh, 998 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,977 the guy carrying out your stove 999 00:42:43,018 --> 00:42:44,478 said I could find you back here. 1000 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,188 Yeah, yeah, we're ju--we're getting rid of everything, 1001 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,523 you know, especially if your boss 1002 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,818 -is gonna tear the place down. -Oh, yeah, um, about that. 1003 00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:51,819 Yeah. What's up? 1004 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,946 Uh, she doesn't wanna buy your house now. 1005 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:55,406 What? 1006 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,701 Y-you said she needs three houses, right? 1007 00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:00,411 Yeah, she got them. 1008 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,414 Uh...I don't understand. 1009 00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:06,250 The man who lives on the other side of the Balls, 1010 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:08,127 he closed his deal. 1011 00:43:08,168 --> 00:43:09,837 Old man Jefferson sold his house? 1012 00:43:09,878 --> 00:43:11,380 For $200,000. 1013 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,632 I-I didn't even know you made him an offer. 1014 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,301 It's business. My boss is very savvy. 1015 00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:17,469 I encouraged you to take her offer earlier. 1016 00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:19,138 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh... 1017 00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:20,472 All right, well, look, look, 1018 00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:22,057 I'll just take the original offer, uh, 1019 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,475 that's $200, that's good. 1020 00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:24,893 Sorry. 1021 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,771 [uneasy music] 1022 00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:30,357 [man] How much for the fridge, Lip? 1023 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,528 [Lip] Um... 1024 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:41,118 [Liam] You okay, Frank? 1025 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,786 Uh-huh. 1026 00:43:42,828 --> 00:43:44,079 It's like the doctor said. 1027 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,707 You have good days and bad days, right? 1028 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:48,751 That's right, son. 1029 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:57,176 [door closes] 1030 00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:02,097 I had a fun time with you. 1031 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:03,891 Oh, yeah? 1032 00:44:03,932 --> 00:44:06,352 What'd we do? 1033 00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:08,437 I don't think you ate enough today. 1034 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,773 Probably right. 1035 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,941 I'm gonna get food. 1036 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:16,528 Back at it again tomorrow? We'll do more Frank things. 1037 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:19,281 You got it, son. 1038 00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:22,951 -Hiya, Frank. -Hey. 1039 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,286 What's goin' on in here? 1040 00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:26,121 Oh, uh, the renovations. 1041 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:28,332 You know, I'm fixing up the house to-- 1042 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,668 I know what you're doing. 1043 00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:31,669 Yeah? 1044 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:34,505 You're looking for that brick of gold we hid 1045 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:37,174 when you were 12 years old, aren't you? 1046 00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:41,178 I, uh... 1047 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,554 I-I was. 1048 00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:44,306 -I knew it! -Busted. 1049 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:45,683 Ha ha ha! 1050 00:44:45,724 --> 00:44:47,685 Son! 1051 00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:49,603 Don't you remember? 1052 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,313 Uh, what's that? 1053 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:53,607 -We buried it. -Right. Oh, yeah. 1054 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,484 -In the backyard. -No, that's--that's right. 1055 00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,820 So no one would find it, except you and me. 1056 00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:00,280 Now--now--now I remember. Yeah. 1057 00:45:00,322 --> 00:45:02,783 [chuckling] Good thing I'm here. 1058 00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:05,411 [laughing] 1059 00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:12,167 I guess I'm gonna put the kitchen back together now. 1060 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,630 We're gonna be rich tomorrow. 1061 00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:18,132 [chuckles] 1062 00:45:18,173 --> 00:45:20,426 [giggling] 1063 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:23,971 mellow guitar 1064 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,269 [softly] Shit. 1065 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:32,354 -[both laughing] -[Heidi] You're adorable. 1066 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,440 I feel the same way about you. 1067 00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:36,483 [Heidi] There's a lot about me, though, 1068 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:38,318 that you probably aren't gonna like. 1069 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,904 Oh, God, don't even get me started. 1070 00:45:40,946 --> 00:45:42,156 Me too. 1071 00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:45,242 -Like what? -Pfft, for starters, 1072 00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:48,162 teen mom, uh... 1073 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:50,289 raped a guy once. 1074 00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:52,374 Stole a baby. 1075 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,543 Almost drowned a girl. 1076 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,754 I beat the shit out of... 1077 00:45:56,795 --> 00:45:58,881 so many people. 1078 00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,340 Once I drugged my half-sister 1079 00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:01,842 and locked her in a shipping crate. 1080 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:03,761 Aw. Child's play. 1081 00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,220 -Really? -Hell, yeah. 1082 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:07,514 -None of that bothers me. -Good. 1083 00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:08,974 How about you? 1084 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:10,768 -Oh, okay, you ready for this? -Go. 1085 00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:13,562 Okay, let's start-- when I'm six, uh, 1086 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,731 I bit a chunk off my mom's boyfriend's face 1087 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,442 while he was sleeping. 1088 00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:23,322 [distant siren wailing] 1089 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,544 [Ian] Hey. 1090 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,213 What are you doin' over here? 1091 00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:42,758 Watchin' a bunch a jackasses try the cinnamon challenge. 1092 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,927 You comin' back to the apartment? 1093 00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:47,471 I like it better on the South Side. 1094 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,057 You haven't really given the West Side a shot. 1095 00:46:50,098 --> 00:46:51,850 Look, I don't fit in over there, man. 1096 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:53,018 Neither do I. 1097 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:55,646 But...you know, I'd like to try. 1098 00:46:55,687 --> 00:46:58,857 Guess that's the difference between you and me. 1099 00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:01,527 We paid first, last, and security. 1100 00:47:01,568 --> 00:47:03,529 And they were supposed to give us some fuckin' furniture. 1101 00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:05,280 -We could buy our own. -We're not gonna 1102 00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:08,492 agree on anything--we'll have different tastes and shit. 1103 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:13,247 So you're gonna stay here, and I'm gonna live over there. 1104 00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:15,040 Looks like it. 1105 00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:16,583 It's nicer there. 1106 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,085 Well, I guess I don't like nice. 1107 00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:20,712 -Don't you want a better life? -No. 1108 00:47:20,754 --> 00:47:23,382 -Why? -'Cause it's too much-- 1109 00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:27,010 It's too much fuckin' pressure, all right? 1110 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,182 Okay. I understand. 1111 00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:35,519 Shit makes me feel uncomfortable. 1112 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,564 Fine. 1113 00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:41,358 Ahh. 1114 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,943 Fine what? 1115 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,863 Fine, we'll stay here, then. 1116 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,993 Why? 1117 00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:52,369 Well, 'cause you're my husband. 1118 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,038 If you're not happy there, then we don't have to be there. 1119 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,415 Don't do that shit. 1120 00:47:56,456 --> 00:47:57,791 Don't do what? 1121 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,293 -Guilt trippin' me. -I'm not. 1122 00:47:59,334 --> 00:48:00,836 Yeah, you are-- you're doing the whole 1123 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,297 reverse fuckin' psychiatric whatever the fuck. 1124 00:48:03,338 --> 00:48:06,341 I swear...I'm not. 1125 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:09,553 What cinnamon challenge things are you watching? 1126 00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,680 God damn it. All right, we'll go back. 1127 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,140 What? 1128 00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:15,142 I'm not changin' for anybody, though. 1129 00:48:15,183 --> 00:48:16,435 Nobody wants you to change. 1130 00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:18,145 Those gentrifyin' motherfuckers do. 1131 00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:19,605 All right, maybe you could change 1132 00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:21,064 an eensy, teensy little bit 1133 00:48:21,106 --> 00:48:22,566 and not steal anything in the apartment complex. 1134 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:24,902 That's what I'm sayin'. I feel fuckin' handcuffed! 1135 00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:26,153 That's all I'm asking for. 1136 00:48:26,194 --> 00:48:27,279 You can do anything else you want. 1137 00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:28,280 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1138 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:29,948 Can I piss in the pool? 1139 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:31,700 -Ugh. Really? -Yep. 1140 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:35,245 All right, fine, but I want you to come to a yoga class. 1141 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:36,955 -Yo--no fuckin' way! -All right, Whole Foods 1142 00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,582 so we can stare at the organic fruit. 1143 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,792 Jesus, really? That's what you wanna fuckin' do? 1144 00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:43,003 I'm letting you piss in the pool. 1145 00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:46,381 [scoffs] Fine. 1146 00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:51,803 You are such a fuckin' barbarian. 1147 00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:54,264 Thank you. 1148 00:48:57,559 --> 00:48:59,269 [Kev] Oh, shit. 1149 00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:02,230 That's why they call it Kentucky Fried Chicken. 1150 00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:04,358 Learn something new every day. 1151 00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:07,235 -You ready, babe? I'm tired. -Yeah, let's do it. 1152 00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:09,112 Do you know that two women from Louisville 1153 00:49:09,154 --> 00:49:10,989 invented the "Happy Birthday" song? 1154 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:13,241 [clicks tongue] Oh, my goodness. 1155 00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:15,410 -Look at this. -What? 1156 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:17,412 -Photo... -Oh. 1157 00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:19,873 Of you, me, and Stan. 1158 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:22,334 [Kev] That's when we first started workin' here. 1159 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:24,336 How long ago you think this was? 1160 00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:26,254 It's at least 15 years ago. 1161 00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:27,631 Wow. 1162 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:31,551 I cannot believe we're uprooting our entire life. 1163 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:35,347 Everything we worked so hard for. 1164 00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:37,766 Oh... 1165 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,477 I knew there was emotion in there. 1166 00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:43,146 [Veronica sniffling, muttering] 1167 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:48,694 [crying] We're leaving everything behind. 1168 00:49:48,735 --> 00:49:50,779 -[sobbing] -Hey, V. 1169 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,280 It's gonna be okay. 1170 00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:55,033 [sobbing] 1171 00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:56,743 Wait a minute. Are you faking? 1172 00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:59,204 Totally. Rearview mirror, Kev. 1173 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,164 Let's go. 1174 00:50:01,206 --> 00:50:03,625 That was just mean. 1175 00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,631 Sh-- 1176 00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,633 [quietly] Fuck! 1177 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,844 [loudly] Oh, fuck! 1178 00:50:15,137 --> 00:50:18,640 [low funky music] 1179 00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:04,352 Hey, Kev. 1180 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,149 V! 1181 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:53,401 mellow guitar 1182 00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:44,828 A little messed up, do you feel it? 1183 00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:47,998 A little bit a this and a little bit a that 1184 00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:50,959 She wanna know which way I'm leanin' 1185 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:54,504 Am I really made of this, am I really made of that? 1186 00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:57,841 And is it so bad if you need me? 1187 00:52:57,883 --> 00:53:00,927 Just a little bit, whoa, don't get rid of me 1188 00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:03,263 But love is so blind when you feel it 1189 00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:06,558 Can't defeat it, hope you're feeling 1190 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,187 High hopes 1191 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,901 High hopes 1192 00:53:15,942 --> 00:53:18,695 Ah, that's so much better. 1193 00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:23,200 High hopes 1194 00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:29,623 High hopes 1195 00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:36,171 I'ma talk like I don't really mean it 1196 00:53:37,756 --> 00:53:39,925 Bless me, St. John's, I'ma act 1197 00:53:39,966 --> 00:53:42,344 Like I don't really need it 1198 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:45,639 Bet you see these funds, they gon' cheer me up 1199 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,350 Brand-new whip, sound like Cheerio 1200 00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:50,977 Wake me up, Rey Mysterio 1201 00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:52,771 Ah, yeah, hey, wipe my eyes 1202 00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:55,273 Cant' see clearly, though, I been on the block 1203 00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:57,901 Boy move soft like some cereal, ah, hey 1204 00:53:57,943 --> 00:54:02,030 High hopes with you man, I wanna see you again 1205 00:54:04,157 --> 00:54:08,078 High hopes with you man, I wanna see you again 1206 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:11,998 Yeah, I don't think you good at keepin' secrets 1207 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,335 All the bags on the floor make you heated 1208 00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:17,003 Blind my eyes, boy too bright 1209 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:18,296 He got them sequins 1210 00:54:18,338 --> 00:54:21,216 Man, I hope you comin' back to cop that free shit 1211 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:23,343 Back to cop that free shit 1212 00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:26,179 That's elite shit, high hopes 1213 00:54:30,141 --> 00:54:33,436 High hopes 1213 00:54:34,305 --> 00:55:34,775 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/6xdxc Help other users to choose the best subtitles 86538

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