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It's Thursday, December 29th.

We left the hotel about an hour ago

and everyone's sleeping.

But I... I can't... I can't sleep because...

See that?

Surprise.

Ah... That's your daddy. That's the best daddy.

Look at him. Say, "Hi, Daddy".

- The van. - Hmm?

Stop the van! Stop the van!

Yeah. Let it go!

Whoa! Yeah, bro!

Oh, get it all out! Get it all out. You okay?

You okay?

- That is disgusting. - I'm fine.

It's making my eyes water. It smells like straight whiskey.

Some nice greasy hangover food will be good for you.

Come on. Yeah, let's get some hangover food.

Mmm-mmm-mmm...

Oh! Round two!

This is all my fault. Well done.

Shut up!

Oh, yeah, man. Eat them beans.

Beans and rice mixing together... Are you serious?

...having a party in that stomach.

Are you serious?

Are you kidding me? Make a web series out of this.

Just stop, man.

"Cole Pukes. The Untold Story." Mark, cut it out.

Why? Give me a little spirit. Why not?

Would you stop? What? It's...

It's annoying. You're being obnoxious. Stop filming!

You're looking over our little dossier?

- Yeah, yeah, I'm actually... - Evil awaits us, huh?

Turn off the fucking camera, Mark!

Dude, chill. And your eyes are beautiful.

Give me the camera! Give me the camera.

Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Dude! Dude, you'll hurt the camera!

Sorry, I just gotta tell ya, my wife and I are such big fans of your show.

- Huge fans. - Thank you very much.

We have your entire first season on DVD.

I don't know how you guys, you know, go into all those places and spend the night.

I get scared in the dark!

I don't mean to be nosy, but what are you guys doing here?

Are you going up to Hillcrest?

Look at you, baby.

Baby, where are you? There you are.

Hi.

Hmm...

- What are you doing? - Nothing.

So, how'd it go with Mark?

Oh, I think we're all good.

Yeah, it went okay?

Yeah.

Good. That's good.

I don't care. If we don't get anything, we don't get anything.

If they cancel the show, that's no big deal.

I just want it to be...

I want to be real.

You gotta stop worrying about it. Okay?

All right. Okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm not, just...

Just what?

Just 100 episodes into a hit television show?

Oh, I'm so worried, so worried.

It's amazing. Hey, oh! A big part of...

You look so stupid!

He does not! You're like a chipmunk!

Well, he says whatever he wants. He looks like an asshole.

Oh, my God, he's gonna choke.

This is where you start getting stuck. Thank you very much.

Oh, my God! Oh, no!

Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!

No! Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

Open it, open it, open it. Open your mouth. Oh, my God!

All right.

Whoo!

That deserves a nice handshake. Wow!

Hey, either way, the pretzels were delicious.

Yeah, okay, I don't want to pay for anything tonight.

Well, come on, you're $100 richer.

Yeah. Another round. Barkeep!

Barkeep! Barkeep! You can't say that.

Ready?

Why would you be able to twist your arm all the way around?

Oh, my God! Ew! Ew! Ew!

You got this, Cole? You got that? Yeah! Nope, nope, nope.

Humans shouldn't have to do that.

Guys, I can do... Oh, my God!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Who wants to kiss me? There we go.

Bare skin. Oh, there's the Wolfman!

Ow! That hurts so good!

All right, you're eating that pretzel.

I'll give you $75 to eat that pretzel.

I'm sorry I called you a barkeep.

This is GhostTrackers, episode 100, Hillcrest Sanatorium.

Camera A. Camera B.

All right, I'm rolling.

Hey, Ty. Yeah.

As you can see, we are packing up for what is sure to be

one of the most exciting investigations we have ever done.

The location we're going to is shrouded

with so much secrecy and lore

that we're pretty sure we're in store for one heck of a night.

Yeah! We're the lucky bastards that get to go in first!

Oh, shit!

All right, let's watch it, guys.

God, I wanna get there. Did we pass a Stoney...

- A Stoney Hill... Lane? - A Stoney Hill...

Stoney Hill Lane?

Stoney Hill Lane? They're all stony hill lanes.

The phone fucking keeps freezing, man.

Man, it's all our phones.

Okay, so, Sam, why don't you tell us and our viewers what's going on?

Well, what's going on is we are currently lost,

which is a little embarrassing as we are obviously

a van full of people who can find the paranormal,

but no one can read a fricking map!

It happens even to us. Sometimes we get lost,

but these places are in the middle of nowhere.

All right, so can you tell us why we're still lost?

What's going on right now?

Lost.

Sometimes you have to let a spirit guide you.

I don't know, I think the scariest places should be the most difficult to find.

That's how I feel personally, so... Guys!

What? I found it.

Got it? Let's go!

Come on. Spirit probably told her.

It's fucking cold. Let's go! Probably came in... Okay.

Found it. That's done. Yeah, I know. We got that.

Wow!

Oh, boy.

All right, that's it. It looks...

...pretty creepy, like we thought it would.

This is a big one for us.

- This is like our Super Bowl. - This place is famous.

Oh, my God. Do you see it's all boarded up?

That's Irwin. That's Irwin, the guy who set this all up for us.

Oh, my God, it's amazing.

Irwin? Yeah, I'm Irwin.

Hey, we're the GhostTrackers.

I know who you guys are. I watched your show.

I watched just the beginning of it.

You're Tyler, right? That's me.

Hey, I'm Irwin. How are ya? Hey, thanks so much.

Samantha. Sam, you know me from the phone.

Yes. Cole. How are ya? What's cooking? Sir. Really good.

Hey. Mark, crack him up. Oh, man, pleasure. Hey, yeah. Oh, thanks, man.

How are you? The one with the jokes and the wisecracks, yeah.

Oh, Bridge, how are you? How are you? Good.

Always with the equipment and stuff like that.

Great to meet you. Welcome, you guys.

This is, like, a part of the show?

Yeah. Yeah, you're on camera right now.

Hey, Irwin, we're real excited to get inside the Sanatorium, so...

Sanatorium, technically, it's now the Hillcrest Nursing Home.

The Sanatorium closed down years and years ago.

Then it was abandoned for a couple years. Uh-huh.

Then, around 1974, some people came in.

They renovated the inside and they made it a nursing home.

It's the Hillcrest Nursing Home, so technically,

you're looking at the abandoned Hillcrest Nursing Home.

Well, you think we can get inside, take a quick look or...

Front door's locked. There's a padlock.

I can't find the key. We can't get in today.

I got a guy coming tomorrow

with one of those hydraulic power bolt cutter things.

We can cut the bolt on the door. So we can get in tomorrow.

What if we get, like, a state trooper or something

just to, like, shotgun it open?

No, no, no, no, no.

- Look around today. - I appreciate it, man.

- Don't break nothing. - I'm not...

If you break something, I'm a ghost, 'cause I'm dead meat.

All right. Yeah. Yeah.

No, man, I don't want you haunting me, Irwin.

What? Oh, my God, it's happening.

You're the man. You're the man. Okay. All right.

You're the strong man. Okay? I am big.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right, yep, and in...

And there we go.

What are you... What are you zooming in on?

The window. It's a scary window. I know it's the...

No, it's not scary. It's the same shot we always get, man.

It's a pretty scary window, man.

You're doing what we normally do. I want to do something different.

- Oh, shit. - You got it.

The sky's the limit, man. We can go anywhere with this.

We're gonna... Why can't we have 10 million viewers?

But that's what I'm saying. You have 1,800.

I have 150,000. You need to step up your game, dude.

Great, it's our 100th episode, that's 100...

That means 100 fucking episodes of the same thing. Episode.

Watch the DVD, you're gonna see the same shit.

Right.

Two more.

What the fuck was that? Did you hear that?

Nursing home came and went before I started, uh, taking care of the property.

That was '74, or '76.

Before your time. Yeah, before I started taking care of the place.

Didn't those two boys go missing a couple years ago?

Nobody wants to talk about it.

Between you and me and the grand piano,

I don't think anything happened to them in there.

I think they were just playing around somewhere,

and some pedophile freak was passing through the area, scooped them up.

If they were playing around this property, I would have known.

This place is huge. I mean, you're only one man. You only have two eyes.

I'm in charge of this place. I'm in charge of everything that comes and goes.

I see what goes on here, okay?

It's my job. Irwin, do you believe in ghosts?

Do I believe in ghosts?

Yeah.

I believe in ghosts.

As far as this place, nah.

This is just

a dumpy old, scary old building. It's scary looking.

You'll see what it's like. It's just a bunch of rooms.

Let's check out this, uh... I saw this window here.

What the hell?

Oh, hey, man. No, no, no, no.

Irwin's over there, so just keep it cool.

All right. All right?

All right.

- You getting this? - Yeah.

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

You're gonna get a little preview here. So, uh...

Watch the glass. I know.

All right, go, go, go.

Oh! Jesus Christ!

Mark, you weren't trying to go in there, were you?

No, man. Okay, deal's a deal.

No, I got you, dude. Okay. You go in today, I lose my job.

I got you, man. We were just taking a peek, that's all.

All right. I will. Okay. You're the man.

Fucking asshole.

Jesus Christ.

"For our 100th episode, we will investigate claims of apparitions,

"disembodied voices, and the apparent abductions that have happened here."

How's that? Good?

I think that was perfect.

All right, action.

Just behind me is the infamous Hillcrest Sanatorium.

Built in 1908...

- It's all right. Relax. - Let's do it again.

Just behind me is the infamous Hillcrest Sanatorium.

Oh, fuck me!

With the discovery of antibio... Um...

And, uh...

Many died and went insane.

Griz... Grizzly...

I'm guessing it's for the little kids or something like that,

but we could probably spin it.

Right? About the patients that stayed here? Yeah, that makes sense.

Does that make sense? Cool.

So, uh, Cole and I discovered these flowers left by family members

of the poor souls that lost their lives here in this gruesome sanatorium.

I think tonight, during our investigation,

I'm going to be dedicating everything I can to...

Hey, man. Wait, wait. Wait. Hold on, man. What? What?

There was something in the window.

What? There was something in that window.

It looked like a... It looked like a little kid.

There was something... There's a little kid in the window?

There was something in the window. There was a kid in that window, man.

Okay. Get this. Get this then.

Hey, little kid!

If you're in the window, show yourself!

Dude... No, man. Check the tape.

Dude, you're doing good, man.

You don't have to ham it up here.

I'm serious, man, there was a kid in there!

Okay.

...dedicating everything I can to...

Wait, wait, wait... Hold on, man.

Right there, right in the window, then it goes away.

I see it.

No!

I think there's something there.

It could be a shadow, but there's...

There is something. There's definitely something.

No, do it again. I didn't see anything.

...dedicating everything I can to...

Hey, man. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Hold on, man. What?

A little boy? Yeah!

Say you saw a monster or something.

Well, maybe it was a monster. We'll find out when we get there, right?

I was there, I didn't see anything.

Either way, it's definitely worth checking out.

When we go inside, we'll have to... I don't know.

Take a good look around that room.

Maybe see what we can draw out.

Haven't even gone inside and we're already,

maybe seeing things.

Maybe it's our emotions getting the best of us.

Either way, it's pretty exciting.

All right, so it's 4:30 a.m. and I'm trying to stay up.

We're all trying to stay up as long as possible.

You know, so tomorrow night no one's slacking around or anything like that.

But my buddy Cole is sleeping.

Might need a little drink to wake him up. Hunh?

A little wake up call. Hmm?

Hello, oh, hello.

Hey!

Man, you're so... Really?

Dude, don't break the camera, man.

Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck?

Oh...

Only one person who that could be at 4:30 a.m.

Someone's getting ass...

Hi! Why are you guys filming?

Someone left something on, like, Tyler and Sam's door,

It has to do with Hillcrest. We're in their room now.

Okay...

You guys want info on Hillcrest? Here it is.

- What the fuck? - Yeah.

And here he is. Richard Howl.

- Holy shit. - What?

Wait, let me get this. Oh, my God, this is great.

Wait. Hold up, Ty.

This was taken on New Year's Day? Holy shit!

Richard Howl murdered three children

on New Year's Eve, 1955.

He brutally murders the three kids and then hangs himself.

- Oh, my God. - Yup.

So, holiday party right before it all happened,

three of these kids, dead.

How old were they?

11... The youngest one was 8.

11, 11 and 8. Just little ones.

- Is that the police report? - Can I get that?

Some of his ribs were removed. What?

And it's actually like this. It's that way?

Part of this lung is gone.

What the... Wait. Why did they do that?

He had TB and he was getting experimented on.

What? Yes, Hillcrest was kind of...

From here it says that they would do...

Yeah, exactly, Cole. Experiments.

It was like the patient had nothing to live for.

Fourteen people in a room? Jesus.

I'm just really scared.

I don't want to go tomorrow.

Well, it's just gonna get scarier. I think it's really scary.

I didn't know the kids were so young. This is what we do.

This is what we do. I didn't think it was real, guys. I'm sorry.

Don't worry. I'll be there.

You guys are in for such a treat.

I cannot wait for tomorrow.

Is it tomorrow yet? Technically, it is tomorrow.

Technically, we're about to go!

Whoo!

And, uh...

It's on the anniversary that he hung himself.

- Wow. - There it is. Yes.

The Hillcrest Sanatorium.

Oh, come on.

He's wearing different clothes than yesterday.

Great.

The last thing I said to him,

I specifically said, "Please wear the same clothes".

Awesome.

I kinda plowed earlier before you guys came.

A little bit, not plowed, but I kinda stomped it down.

I'm ready to go in, you ready to go in? Let's do it.

Okay.

You all over 18, right?

Most of us. Yeah.

Okay. Ready? Here we go.

Might be a couple of rats, but don't worry.

Okay, there's a lot of water here. Might be some ice.

Now, the Sanatorium was built in 1908

as just a wellness center for people in the countryside.

It was supposed to have about 30 patients.

Then, when the white plague hit,

there was well over 500 people in here at any given time.

Just squeezed in every nook and cranny in the facility.

It was a very, very sad place.

People from all over were trying to get in here.

So, how many people were still stuck here?

About 1,000 people died in here.

What?

1,000 people died here in five years.

During the height of the plague, this was the draining room.

When somebody would die from their tuberculosis

and at the peak of the plague,

that was happening, like, every day,

they would take the dead bodies and there were poles here,

and they would hang the bodies by their neck.

but just, you know, keep them up from here.

And they would make an incision from the sternum

all the way down to the groin

so that all the fluids in the body would drain out.

Back then they didn't know and they thought

by removing the fluids before they shipped the bodies out for disposal,

they could contain the infection to the facility. Okay?

Bridget? Yes.

We should set up a static camera right here.

All right. I want to get full coverage of this room.

- Okay. - Oh, guys. Guys.

Ooh...

I feel a lot of static energy right here.

Right here.

It's pulling me in.

- Irwin, come here. - What?

Feel this.

Put your hands here. You feel that?

Nah, man.

What are you talking about? It's right here.

Nah, nothing there.

This is its origin, here. Right here.

During the nursing home period, this was...

As you might be able to tell, this was the kitchen.

You know, stoves, ovens, sinks.

But before that, this exact same room,

back in the Sanatorium days,

was the autopsy room in the morgue.

What? Yeah.

So we're talking a lot of bodies in this room.

A lot of people who went through probably horribly traumatic deaths.

And this is where they were stored.

This is where they were dissected.

Tyler! Come in here. Feel this.

It's like 20 degrees colder in here than in there.

It's freezing in here. It's freezing in here.

Cole, get in here!

It's definitely... It's noticeably colder in this room.

This place is evil.

Anybody else's limbs hurt right now?

Like my limbs, like my elbows and all my joints, right? Yeah.

Between you and me, I think it's just cold 'cause it's winter.

You know? Yeah.

Watch out for hoses here. There's a lot of...

Whoa! Jesus Christ! Fuck me!

It's all right. It's just something fell.

What'd you see, Mark? Oh! I don't know.

What fell? Let's get the fuck out of here.

This doesn't feel safe, guys.

So he was right up there?

Yeah. Right up there where the plaster's missing.

That crazy light wasn't there back then, but they came in

and found him dangling right from that spot there.

I know you can hear us, Richard Howl.

I know you're watching us right now. I can feel you.

You did that to those kids, Richard?

You did that to those kids?

Try that on me. Try that on me!

Okay. Uh...

- I think we can cut? - Let's do it.

- Dick Howl. - Real tough, Mark.

All right. Action!

This is the room where the infamous patient Richard Howl lived.

Richard suffered from a severe strain of tuberculosis

which slowly consumed him from within.

He unfortunately volunteered for many experimental surgeries.

These surgeries would later drive him completely mad.

He had eight rib cage bones removed from his chest

and one of his lungs collapsed.

It was in this room on New Year's Eve,

December 31st, 1955,

that Richard took his own life

after brutally bludgeoning three children to death

while they were sleeping in their beds.

This is where they were killed.

Irwin.

Don't sneak up on me like that. Sorry.

The three kids, viciously beaten in this room.

What happened in here creeps me out when I'm by myself.

This is definitely a room that we gotta stay in.

I want you guys to be extra careful.

It is really, really dark down here.

That is what was called "The Passage to Paradise".

Dead bodies on gurneys were rolled through this maze for waiting hearses.

The doctors were thinking it would stop the spread of infection.

It also would have relieve the patients from seeing death.

This is a sad place.

It is really dark down here.

Actually, let's turn off our lights

to show you guys just how dark it really is.

Get 'em all off.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we see when the lights go out.

And we can only see the LCD screens on these cameras.

Infrared.

No infrared.

Infrared.

No infrared.

Infrared.

No infrared.

- That's pretty dark. - Told ya.

That concludes the tour.

Sorry. No gift shop.

- We can't thank you enough. - Yeah, thanks, Irwin.

- It's been amazing. - We appreciate it.

Anything for you guys.

Just put that thing as far away as possible. I don't want to hear it.

So, these are motion detectors.

If any mass or energy passes through, an alarm will sound.

Okay.

Hmm?

Hillcrest Sanatorium. Everything's getting set up.

The sun's about to go down

and things are about to get wild.

Oh, fuck!

I feel like I just got tripped.

There's nothing around that could have tripped me.

Maybe it was myself.

I don't know. Could have been.

But I don't think so.

Anybody here trying to freak me out?

Trying to scare me out of here?

You're gonna have to do better than that.

I'm all alone here.

Nobody else is here. There's nothing here.

But I ate it pretty hard.

Gonna be sore tomorrow.

What is that?

Guys?

Hello?

Guys?

Fuck!

Found a bowling ball.

Fucking asshole. Why would you do that?

It's New Year's Eve night.

56 years since Richard Howl's brutal rampage.

We're here at the Hillcrest Sanatorium,

about to enter, record and document some of the strange phenomena

that has been reported here.

Any last words for us?

Happy New Year's.

- Happy New Year. - Happy New Year, Irwin.

Thank you. Thank you.

All right.

So our cameras are all set up.

We've got this whole place covered.

We've got the kitchen.

We've got every hallway, the children's wing.

We've got outside in front.

We've also got motion detectors in Howl's room,

the children's wing, and there's also one right behind me

so that Mark doesn't pull a single thing.

Thank you, Bridget. We've got a great opportunity here

to capture some really good activity in this building.

Let's break up into teams.

Sam and I are gonna be one team.

And of course, Mark and Cole another.

Bridget's gonna stay here and monitor all our activity.

Let's do this, guys. One, two, three...

Lights out!

Let's go!

Okay.

Night vision on, guys.

Oh, careful!

Damn it.

Watch your step, okay?

A lot of boards with nails in 'em. Watch out.

All right. Copy that.

Set.

This is an EMF detector.

Ghosts, spirits, they're said to give off electromagnetic energy.

If one gets close to me, this is gonna spike.

Any people who were tortured in here, we're not gonna hurt you.

Just come close to us.

We don't try to just spice things up.

If I'm not picking up anything, there's nothing in here.

Sometimes that happens.

I'm Mark, this is Cole.

We're about to descend down to the Passage to Paradise.

Start our investigation.

Here we go.

Oh, dude, it smells so bad.

This is gross.

There's water on the ground. That's nice.

What's going on in here?

Yeah, this is... I'd live here.

Jesus.

Dude! Oh, Jesus Christ!

Dude, dude, dude! Shut up! Come on. Over here.

Jesus!

What the fuck?

What is this?

Look at the wall.

What the fuck is that?

There's just drawings.

They're people on the wall.

Looks like a dragon about to attack a devil holding a baby.

Look at that. Look at the dragon. Right.

Oh, look at the baby flying out.

Holy shit! That is that.

It's fucking...

There's just one singular bathroom.

Gross.

What the fuck? What is that?

What is that?

What did we just see? What did we just see?

Look at it. Go down, go down.

Ready? And, hello.

Oh...

This is Tyler and Samantha.

We're in the dining room headed towards the kitchen.

Do you hear that?

No, what?

I thought...

Nothing, forget about it. It's nothing.

- Dude, dude! - What? What?

Shit! Shit! Shit! What?

There's a big spider! Spider up... Spider!

There's a spider over here? Dude, there's a spider on...

Get it off my face. Get it off my face. Get it off my face!

You don't have a spider on your face.

There you go. Got it.

You okay? You okay?

Yeah. Can you make it?

Fuck you, dude!

All right.

Oh, what the...

Shit!

You all right?

There's all sorts of stuff here.

Whoa.

What? Oh, nice.

Why?

Why?

Yes!

Got to do something with that.

So, I, uh... So, I found this gurney.

I don't know who put it here, but it's here.

I'm gonna lay down on it.

Maybe feel some spirits go through me.

Maybe just listen for them.

They're coming.

Oh, yeah!

Just listen.

Whoa! Oh, shit!

Hey, what do you want to do? You want to move on?

Shh! I heard something.

What?

Footsteps right over here.

I'm gonna call Bridge, okay?

Samantha to Bridget.

Hey, can you roll back the kitchen feed about a minute or so,

and tell us if you see or hear anything?

You got it.

Copy, thanks.

Hey, what do you want to do?

You want to move on?

Shh! I heard something.

What?

Footsteps right over here.

Hey, what do you want to do?

You want to move on?

Shh! I heard something.

What?

Footsteps right over here.

What?

Footsteps right over here.

Hey, what do you want to do? You want to move on?

Shh! I heard...

You want to move on? Shh!

You want to move on? Shh!

You want to move on? Shh!

Hey, guys. So I reviewed the footage a couple of times,

and, Tyler, when you approached the piping in the center of the room,

there's definitely something interesting in front of you.

I can't say for sure what it is until I analyze the footage more, but...

I think we might have a possible orb.

A possible orb? I knew it.

I knew we had something right over here.

We just heard it.

If you're still with us, please let us know!

Give us some kind of sign, some kind of signal.

Anything, any kind of noise. Don't be afraid.

This is a digital recorder.

We use it because the microphone can pick up things

that the human ear can't hear.

Hello?

If there's someone in here, you can say something into the little red light.

If you have anything to say, we'll be able to hear you.

That thing just fell.

I was just laying on the gurney for 30 minutes,

nothing going on.

Gurney just fell out of nowhere.

No explanation, just fell, just lost all...

Something doesn't want us here.

Something's saying, "Get out".

Something's saying, "Not in my house.

"You're not laying in my room."

There's paranormal activity going on right here,

something's paranormal.

We have to go, we have to move on,

we're going up to the freezer room right now.

Hello?

Mark?

Sam and Tyler, Mark and Cole,

can I get a quick location check from you guys?

Hey, Bridge, Tyler and I are just outside the medical wing.

Yeah, me and Cole are on our way into the freezer room.

Hello?

Is someone there?

We're filming in here so it's...

- Bridget.

Is everything okay?

Yes, I'm fine. You scared the shit out of me.

All right, set that. You good?

Yeah, that'll work. All right.

But this...

People that perished from the tuberculosis were brought down to this room.

They were strung up by their necks and sliced,

from their sternums down to their groins,

releasing all bodily fluids.

They didn't know how to control the disease.

You want to get some promo stills? I got my camera here.

Yeah. All right.

Good idea.

All right, hold on.

There you are.

Give me more face. All right.

Dude, dude, dude!

What? What?

Cole! Dude!

Are you all right, man?

Cole!

Dude, come on, man. I can't see shit.

Cole.

Dude, what are you doing, man?

All right, good stuff, dude. Can't see.

Christ!

God...

Dude, the camera's on the ground? Good job, asshole!

Goddamn it!

All right. Funny, dude. Great job.

Cole!

Dude, come on, man. I don't have time for this shit.

Seriously, man.

What the fuck?

Dude, what are you doing?

You want to break the fucking camera?

Careful.

Cole!

Dude, what are you doing?

What... Dude!

Dude.

What the fuck, man?

What do you mean, what? You're such an asshole.

What is... Did we get it?

Did we... Kiss my ass, man!

You wanna break the camera? You wanna break our things?

Don't be an asshole, man.

This is Tyler and Sam.

We're in the medical wing in the building.

People who entered this room were extremely brave.

This is where the most drastic measures were taken.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

I heard something.

Shh.

Tyler to Mark, come in.

Tyler to Mark.

Yes. What's up, Tyler?

Hey, man, how's the medical wing?

I don't care if you don't believe me, all right?

My heart's pounding right now.

Is it music?

Yeah, that's what I think.

Let's try this way.

So weird, it was right here.

It was coming from right here.

I think it's coming from upstairs now.

It's crazy, right? Like it keeps changing.

Whoa!

What? What? What?

The curtain just moved.

What do you mean the curtain just moved?

I mean, the curtain moved, Sam.

It's just the wind.

No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, wait.

Why?

I don't know. I feel weird. I'm nervous.

Don't be nervous.

Come on.

Where'd it go?

- Fuck! It's a radio. - What?

Fucking Mark hid the radio.

Calm down. Calm down. You don't know if it was Mark.

This is the exact kind of shit he pulls.

I'm done dealing with this guy.

Oh, come on. What?

How many times have you said that?

I mean, I work so hard for this show.

He does nothing except fuck around. Look at this.

Let me see it.

Hey, babe, how did Mark make a radio work

with no batteries

and not plugged in? Well.

He could have rigged something up.

There's a million places where he could have...

Don't get overexcited, okay? Just...

I'm not overexcited! Yes, you are!

Just... I just wish that you'd calm down.

Come on!

I know. I know you care about the show.

I know you're only looking out for the show.

Nobody knows that more than me, baby.

I'm sick of dealing with this guy.

Wait, what time is it?

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two, one!

Happy New Year!

Whoo!

Hey! Happy New Year! Happy New Year!

100 shows! 100 shows!

Where are you, Bridge?

Happy New Year!

Now it's my turn! Happy New Year!

Oh, I love you.

Happy New Year!

Reality. This year, this clothing that you can wear,

just looks like a black shirt on regular light.

When infrared light hits it, it's a totally different ballgame.

There's patterns and, like, a maze of mystery on it.

And, I don't know. I think that could sell.

I think it'd sell a lot.

Make coats, make pants.

Surprise!

Aw, yeah.

GhostTrackers, we're all playing with, like...

Um... Hey, guys. I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt. I just...

Yeah, we have some big news.

- I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! - What?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

I knew it! I totally knew it!

Did you know?

Oh, no, that I wasn't pregnant.

We've been... I'm in shock still. I...

I know, I just told him, like, literally a second ago,

and I don't know if you guys knew this...

for a really long time. Uncle Mark says hi.

Wow, that's so...

I didn't think this episode would get any better, but it just did.

That's really great, you guys.

You're all fucking uptight, you're having a kid,

it's New Years, just relax! Yeah, I know those things.

Yeah, okay, well...

And I also know you put a fucking radio in the bathroom.

I didn't put a fucking... Why would I put a fucking radio in the bathroom?

Why would I put a radio in the bathroom?

And for our 100th episode, we got something new.

Sam, tell us what we got.

Oh! Well, actually, Bridget's the expert.

I just call it the Sam-Cam.

It's the Sam-Cam, but really it's just a body cam.

Um, and it records audio, it's got a flash drive.

And it's just a tiny thing so she can be handsfree

while she does the investigation.

Yes, so from now on in the sanatorium,

whatever I see, you will see.

We're here inside Richard Howl's room,

and we set up some motion detectors.

That'll give us an audio alarm if anything breaks that barrier

and comes in around that doorway.

I also set up this chair,

right underneath where Richard Howl killed himself.

I'm gonna sit here

and hopefully gather some evidence for our investigation.

Richard, are you here?

I know you suffered a lot while you lived here.

You had a hard life.

But what you did to those kids, that was unacceptable.

What are you doing?

Just trying to provoke him a little bit.

All right, Mark.

If you're here, just give us a sign.

We just want to know if you're still here.

If you're here, touch my arm, Richard.

Come on.

I'm gonna wait here all night.

I know this is where you killed yourself.

I don't care how long it takes.

All right, now can we try it my way?

Sitting quietly in the dark.

I'm so done with this, man.

What is up Tyler's ass?

It's just like...

Just trying to make this show better. That's it.

I know, man.

He doesn't get that. It's his thing, man.

Wait, do you feel that?

What?

It's right here.

Dude, what are you? Getting possessed again?

What are you doing?

Don't steal my goose bump line, man.

I'm not stealing your fucking goose bump line.

It's a heat.

Dude, you're freaking me out, man. There's a heat. Shut up.

It is warm over here.

It's warm. What is that?

What is that?

It's here. Yeah.

It's here.

Whoa. It's hot.

Yeah.

You feel okay?

You feel okay?

Yeah.

I don't feel good. What?

I don't feel good, man.

Dude. You gonna throw up?

No, it's...

Dude, you're freaking me out.

I know. Oh, God, it's...

Dude! Oh, God. No, no, no.

Bro, chill. Dude, give me a second.

Dude, you're freaking me out.

It's too hot. What is that?

What the fuck?

Dude, that sounded like a little girl, man.

Are you the little girl that was hurt in this room?

We're your friends. We won't hurt you or anything. We just...

Why don't you show yourself?

Dude, what the...

What's that? What was that?

What was that? What was that?

Guys, get down to the children's ward now! Now!

We got real fucking activity.

Real activity. Class A EVPs.

Right now. Get down here.

Dude, oh my God.

Dude, that was real. That was...

That's the first time in nine years, that's a real...

You want to go check it out? Go for it.

I mean, of course, I want to check it out. You don't want to go?

Something could happen here.

I feel like I should stick around.

All right.

I've waited here long enough.

Are you sure? Nervous, yes?

I think something could happen here too.

Okay. Well, good luck with that.

I'm going, if you're sure.

Yeah.

Okay. I love you.

I love you too.

Bye.

Oh, fuck.

Ty, my battery just died.

Oh, shit! Fuck.

You okay? Yeah, yeah.

I got a dead brick. Do you have a flashlight?

Yes.

Thank you.

Okay.

Hello?

Hello?

Is somebody here?

Ow!

Ow! Oh! Ow!

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Ah!

Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, no.

Oh, please, no.

Oh!

Oh, shit, Samantha, fucking klutz.

Shit.

Goddamn it.

Yeah, don't step on this. There's some advice.

Guys, I'm freaking out right now. Where are you?

There is little kids up here. This little ghost ki...

No thank you, please.

Again, do it again.

No, thank you, please.

Whoa.

It's a little girl. That's a little girl.

It's clearly a little girl. That is a little girl.

You heard it with your ears. You heard this with your ears?

We heard this with our ears, believe me.

Give it to me.

No, thank you, please. God.

"No, thank you..." "No, thank you, please."

That's an EVP, a disembodied voice in this room.

Yup. In the children's wing.

No, thank you, please. No, thank you, please.

No, thank you, please.

Did you listen to this all the way through?

I think so. Come here, come here. Tell me what you hear.

- No, thank you, please.

There. Did you hear that? Play it again.

- No, thank you, please.

"Go away."

No, thank you, please.

Go away.

You hear that, right? Yeah.

That's two... Two disembodied voices recorded.

Jesus Christ.

GhostTrackers, 100 episodes... I didn't hear that.

Hillcrest Sanatorium. We have evidence of the paranormal.

Tyler is going to shit in his pants.

You didn't hear that, right, Cole?

No.

Cole, listen, listen, listen. Did you hear, like, "Go away?"

You didn't hear that part with your ears? No, I didn't.

This is amazing. This is amazing.

One more time. Listen again.

No, thank you, please.

Go away. "Go away."

Sometimes we like to use trigger objects to try to coax

any spirits in the room to interact with us.

In this case, Mark and Cole successfully recorded

the disembodied voice of a little girl,

so we're using candy canes as a trigger object.

We've also lowered ourselves down to her level

to make her feel more comfortable.

You're recording? Mmm-hmm.

Okay.

Hello?

Is there anybody here?

Is there a little girl here with us?

I know you're here, we heard you.

We'd love to hear you again.

We brought you some candy.

Do you see this candy? You can have all the candy you want.

You can touch it, you can take it.

My name is Samantha. What's your name?

Can you tell me your name?

Be quiet.

I told you. I told you!

I told... I fucking told you.

Did you hear that? Did you hear that?

Richard, are you in here?

I'm here on the anniversary of the night you killed those kids.

You want to do something? Do something to me.

Come on, Richard.

Hello?

Samantha to Tyler. Tyler, come in.

Tyler, come in! Come on, you got to get up here. You're missing everything.

Tyler, what are you doing? Come on.

Samantha to Tyler. Tyler, go. Tyler.

Sam, the Howl feed just went dead for some reason.

It's working now. Tyler isn't in the room.

I think you guys should go check on him and make sure he's okay.

Okay.

Okay, copy, yeah. I'm going back.

I'm going back.

Tyler!

Ty!

Tyler! This stupid thing.

All right, I left him right here.

Come on.

Tyler, baby, where'd you go?

- Tyler? - What the fuck?

Come on, Tyler!

if you see Tyler anywhere in the building?

He's not in Richard Howl's room.

None of them? Check again.

Whoa!

- What the fuck? - What?

Guys, check this out.

What the fuck was that?

Wow. What the fuck was that?

The fucking chair just flies across the room?

The chair just moved.

I was here a second ago, and it just moved.

And the... The alarm went off.

Come on, he set this shit up. What is he doing?

Dude, if he's fucking with me right now,

he's winning, I'll tell you that.

There's nobody here.

This room is hot.

And the temperature's going way up.

This whole area is red hot.

Look, he's shaking.

Tyler!

Tyler!

- What? Come on! - Tyler!

Come on!

Are you fucking with me right now?

Tyler!

Come on!

Tyler! Call the police.

Call the what? I said, "Call the police."

How am I supposed to call? There's no fucking service here!

How am I supposed to call the police?

We'll go get... No, go get them. Go get the police.

Come on! Is he fucking with me? Sam, is he fucking with me right now?

Is he fucking with you? Yeah, is he fucking with me right now?

Did you see what was on that video cam?

Is he trying to get back at me for all the bullshit? It's such bullshit!

Would you just shut up for once? What do you want?

What are you talking about? I don't know what I just saw.

Mark, shut the fuck up, man.

I don't know what I just saw on that camera... What the fuck was that?

All right, we gotta get back. We gotta get...

You go to a place outside. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Tyler!

What the fuck was that? Tyler!

What the fuck was that there? Tyler, it's me! Where are you?

Don't fuck with me, Tyler! Don't... Tyler!

- Tyler? - Tyler!

- Tyler. - Tyler.

Tyler.

Hang on.

Fuck. Fuck.

Tyler?

Tyler! Shit!

- Guys. - What?

All the doors are open. Fuck.

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

All these doors are open now? Come on!

Tyler?

Tyler?

Tyler.

Bridget to Samantha.

Take the camera.

Go for Samantha.

Go for Samantha, Bridget!

Motion sensors just went off in the children's wing.

Copy that.

- Children's wing. - Fucking shit.

- Fuck this place! - Tyler!

- Fuck this place! - Come on, Tyler!

Tyler!

- Tyler! - Fuck.

Come on, Tyler.

Fuck.

Tyler, are you up here?

Dude. It's warm here.

- Dude, your jacket. - What's happening?

Dude. Cole.

Cole! Cole! Cole! What is it?

Cole! Cole! Cole!

Shit! Cole!

Cole! Cole, where are you going?

What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Where are you going?

Why are you running, Cole?

Cole, stop running!

Cole, why are you running? Just stop! Why?

What are you running from?

Cole, just come back to home base!

Ow!

I don't know where he went!

Mark, where are you going? Mark, no!

Please don't leave me! Please don't!

I'm not! Where did you go?

Calm down, calm down. I'm not... Why have you...

You calm down!

I don't know what to do! I don't have my husband!

I don't know what to do! What do you want me to do?

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

We'll get out of here. We'll find them and we'll get out of here. I swear.

Okay. Just breathe. Just breathe, okay?

All right? Okay.

Let's go, come on. Come on, come on. Okay.

Bridg! Bridget!

Mark, where is she? Fuck me.

Fucking... Bridget! Bridget!

Bridget, what happened? Bridget, what happened?

Oh, Jesus Christ. Her neck.

What? Oh, you're bleeding. There's blood on her neck.

What happened? Fuck!

What happened, Bridget? Here, here.

Just put this on it, honey.

What the fuck? What the fuck is going on?

We're gonna help you. Please answer.

Cole. Come on, Cole. Come on.

Where are you, buddy?

Where are you, buddy? Come on, buddy.

There he is! There he is! He's in the freezer room! He's in the freezer room!

Quit...

What the fuck?

Come on, guys. Come on, we got to go to the freezer room.

Come on.

- This isn't good. - Cole!

This isn't good, Mark! Where are you, buddy? Don't worry.

This one? This one? You're sure? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're close. He's not here. He's not here.

How did... Wait... He's not here.

Wait a sec. Wait. Get out of the way. What is that?

Oh.

Oh, my God. Oh, my...

- Oh, my God! Bridget! - Help me!

That was Cole. That was Cole. Bridget!

- That was Cole! Go! Go! - Cole!

Bridget. Bridget, come on, we've got to go.

Come on, Cole.

Help me!

What's going on?

- Wh... - Help!

- Cole? Cole! - Cole! Cole!

Come on, come on, come on, come on. What the fuck?

- Help! - Fuck. What the fuck?

- Cole! - Help me!

Cole. Cole, stay where you are, man. We're coming for you, dude.

Let me see. Fuck. It's open.

Help me!

It's coming from here. It's this way.

Help!

Cole! Help!

Oh, my God!

Mark, what the fuck is that?

- Cole! - Mark?

- Help! - Cole!

- Cole! Cole! - Cole!

What the fuck?

Cole! Cole!

Cole!

Cole!

What the fuck? Cole! This room is empty.

Bro, where are you?

Shut the fuck... It was coming from in here.

Where the fuck is Bridget?

Where the fuck is Bridget? She was right behind me.

She was right behind me. Where's... What the fuck?

Jesus fuck! Bridget!

Bridget! Bridget! Bridget!

Bridget! Bridget!

Where the fuck is she?

Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, shit! Shit!

Bridget! Are you in there? Watch out, watch out!

Bridget! Bridget! Open the door, Mark.

Open the fucking door! I'm trying!

Bridget!

Bridget!

That's it, that's it! We gotta go! We gotta go now! Run!

Just run! Run! No, we can't leave...

Just run! Go!

Bridget! Run!

Bridget!

Come. Don't!

I'm scared.

No! Mark... Shit. Oh, shit. Fuck.

Go, go, go. Mark...

We can't leave... Go. Oh, shit!

Fuck!

Go! Go!

We're gonna go to the police and we're gonna go back.

I don't give a shit! Go!

Don't fucking tell me! Just go!

That's my husband, and I can't just leave him! What are you doing?

I don't know! Go!

I don't know what to do! I don't give a shit! Go!

I'm trying. Oh, my God. Wait. Wait, wait, wait!

Wait, Tyler! Tyler!

That's my husband. That's my husband! Tyler! Sam, no! No, Sam!

Sam, don't! Babe!

Sam! Please don't go back in!

Sam!

- Tyler! - Sam!

No! No!

No...

Tyler! Tyler!

Mark? No, no.

No. Please, no! No, no! No, Mark!

No! No!

No!

I know you're here.

What do you want?

What do you want?

Tyler!

Tyler, we have to get out of here.

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Tyler!

Tyler, where are you?

Help me! Help me!

Please, someone help me!

Someone! Someone please help me! Please!

God damn it! Somebody please!

Shut up!

Oh, my God! Help! Help!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

No! No! No!

No, no! Please!

So Cole and I are walking around the perimeter,

just scouting things out,

and then we discover our boy Irwin over here.

I thought he was taking a piss.

He's just talking to no one.

Absolutely no one.

Or, maybe he's talking to a demon.

Dude, seriously, this guy's out of his mind.

He's crazy, man. What's he doing?

What's he doing? No, no, no, no, no.