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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,688 --> 00:00:28,688 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:42,062 Join us, Ted. 3 00:02:42,097 --> 00:02:43,833 It's what Laura would have wanted. 4 00:02:51,007 --> 00:02:54,745 The Great Pyramid of Giza, 5 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:57,682 also known as the Great Pyramid of Khufu, 6 00:02:57,717 --> 00:03:01,213 or if we're going with the Greek, anyone? 7 00:03:02,117 --> 00:03:03,149 Cheops. 8 00:03:03,723 --> 00:03:05,085 Cheops. 9 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,692 But we don't like the name that the Greek invaders gave it. 10 00:03:07,727 --> 00:03:10,453 So we stick with the Egyptian there, right? 11 00:03:10,488 --> 00:03:11,696 Now, construction of the tomb 12 00:03:11,731 --> 00:03:13,390 began the day that they became pharaoh. 13 00:03:13,425 --> 00:03:14,424 What can we learn from that? 14 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,272 Burton. 15 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:28,471 Uh, that they were kings 16 00:03:28,506 --> 00:03:30,583 and that they wanted to be comfortable in the afterlife. 17 00:03:30,618 --> 00:03:31,617 Correct. 18 00:03:31,652 --> 00:03:32,750 As usual, Burton. 19 00:03:32,785 --> 00:03:34,587 Now, remember, 20 00:03:34,622 --> 00:03:35,885 death is not the end 21 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,821 but a brief pause on our journey. 22 00:03:37,856 --> 00:03:40,219 And don't forget, your papers are due next week. 23 00:03:41,695 --> 00:03:42,925 Hey, Mr. Daniels. 24 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,630 Um, I had a question about the assignment. 25 00:03:44,665 --> 00:03:45,829 - Of course, you do. - Yeah. 26 00:03:45,864 --> 00:03:47,930 Well, I'm really excited about the first paper. 27 00:03:47,965 --> 00:03:49,393 Uh, but I'm having a tough time 28 00:03:49,428 --> 00:03:52,000 deciding between the judgment of the dead by Anubis 29 00:03:52,035 --> 00:03:53,705 or if I should use my page account 30 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:55,234 on a deep dive into mummification. 31 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,005 Definitely the first one. 100%. 32 00:04:00,175 --> 00:04:01,108 I agree. 33 00:04:01,781 --> 00:04:03,110 Uh, thanks, Mr. Daniels. 34 00:04:29,743 --> 00:04:31,171 Did you just say, "Olive tuse?" 35 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:32,579 I did. 36 00:04:34,044 --> 00:04:35,472 So drink still? 37 00:04:35,507 --> 00:04:36,440 Mm-hm. 38 00:04:37,575 --> 00:04:39,916 Are you pretending to be madder than you actually are 39 00:04:39,951 --> 00:04:41,412 because you're trying to prove a point? 40 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,512 No, I'm not mad. 41 00:04:42,547 --> 00:04:44,591 I'm just being principled, I'm standing my ground. 42 00:04:44,626 --> 00:04:45,856 We have things to talk about. 43 00:04:45,891 --> 00:04:47,286 That's great. 44 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:49,156 I'm just excited to have a state of the union with you again. 45 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:51,290 I missed you. 46 00:04:52,227 --> 00:04:53,160 Good. 47 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:56,834 Oh, so are you mad? 48 00:04:56,869 --> 00:04:58,198 Are you not mad? 49 00:05:00,037 --> 00:05:02,037 Furious. 50 00:05:10,146 --> 00:05:13,180 We separated because I didn't feel like you cared about us. 51 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:15,050 You say that you care, 52 00:05:15,085 --> 00:05:17,085 but you don't take the serious things seriously. 53 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,120 Where's the fun in that? 54 00:05:19,155 --> 00:05:20,517 You need to show me something different. 55 00:05:20,552 --> 00:05:21,628 I'm leaving for good. 56 00:05:21,663 --> 00:05:23,421 And you could stay in this dump town for all I care. 57 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:26,259 Come on. Two people with this much chemistry. 58 00:05:26,294 --> 00:05:28,525 Don't just give up because they had a rough patch. 59 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,394 I am not giving up, 60 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,737 but I need to know that you value us. 61 00:05:31,772 --> 00:05:33,563 No half in and half out. 62 00:05:33,598 --> 00:05:34,707 You know, I read somewhere 63 00:05:34,742 --> 00:05:36,269 that the most important things were said three times. 64 00:05:36,304 --> 00:05:39,239 So, I promise. I promise. I promise... 65 00:05:39,274 --> 00:05:41,945 that we'll fight for us this time. 66 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:43,881 Your mother always told me you're trouble. 67 00:05:43,916 --> 00:05:45,245 See, we're made for each other. 68 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,280 I get us into trouble, you get us out. 69 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,890 So we're just done talking? 70 00:05:52,925 --> 00:05:54,991 No, I was just ordering us drinks 71 00:05:55,026 --> 00:05:56,894 while we continue to talk. 72 00:05:56,929 --> 00:05:59,358 Okay then, I'll have something pineappley. 73 00:05:59,701 --> 00:06:01,195 Okay. 74 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:06,739 Hello. Can I get a Mai Tai and a something pineappley? 75 00:06:27,828 --> 00:06:30,862 Howl called me and he said that you dumped him for him. 76 00:06:30,897 --> 00:06:32,127 Why are you two together? 77 00:06:32,162 --> 00:06:34,063 Crystal, Ted is my husband. 78 00:06:34,098 --> 00:06:35,295 We're going to work it out. 79 00:06:35,330 --> 00:06:37,264 - Cheers, I'm no longer being estranged. - Mm. Oh! 80 00:06:37,299 --> 00:06:38,595 Yeah, now it's just strange. 81 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:39,772 Crystal. 82 00:06:39,807 --> 00:06:42,071 - That's a good one. - Shut up! 83 00:06:42,106 --> 00:06:43,600 Does Momma know about this? 84 00:06:43,635 --> 00:06:45,569 Well, we never got divorced so what is there to know? 85 00:06:45,604 --> 00:06:48,176 He was, is and will always be my husband. 86 00:06:48,211 --> 00:06:49,474 God damn it, Howl! 87 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,179 How many times do I have to ban you from my tiki bar? 88 00:06:51,214 --> 00:06:52,818 It's not my fault people pick fights with me. 89 00:06:52,853 --> 00:06:55,480 - Will you just get the hell out? - You get the hell out. 90 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:56,679 It's my bar. 91 00:06:56,714 --> 00:06:59,891 - Oh, great, everyone. Howl's here too. - Move over. 92 00:06:59,926 --> 00:07:00,793 - Move. - I'm not... 93 00:07:03,094 --> 00:07:05,061 - Oh, you shouldn't have. - It's for Laura. 94 00:07:05,096 --> 00:07:06,557 Really though you should not have. 95 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,262 And I got something to say to you too. 96 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:09,703 Oh, God! 97 00:07:11,135 --> 00:07:14,532 Laura, your family loves me, and I love them. 98 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:17,106 Howl, we went on one date because mother made me. 99 00:07:17,141 --> 00:07:18,470 I count three dates. Three. 100 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:19,944 Running into me at the grocery store 101 00:07:19,979 --> 00:07:21,440 does not count as a date. 102 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,673 Neither does auditing my photography class. 103 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:24,542 Why are you doing this? 104 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:27,215 Because I'm married and uninterested. 105 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:29,987 - Why can't you two process this? - Because Ted's a loser. 106 00:07:30,022 --> 00:07:32,187 Crystal, what have I ever done to you? 107 00:07:32,684 --> 00:07:33,826 You're a loser. 108 00:07:33,861 --> 00:07:36,686 Laura, I'm not gonna beg. I'm giving you a chance here. 109 00:07:36,721 --> 00:07:39,557 When your mama told me that you and Ted... 110 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,394 Ted, that will be a great time to fight for us. 111 00:07:41,429 --> 00:07:44,562 That was my chance to prove my quality. 112 00:07:44,938 --> 00:07:46,366 And I did. 113 00:07:46,401 --> 00:07:51,503 Uh, him? Fight like, fight him? Uh, physical with our fists? 114 00:07:55,113 --> 00:07:57,476 Okay, finish your drink. 115 00:08:02,747 --> 00:08:05,385 - Let's do this, Tracy. - Don't call me that. 116 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:07,222 I'm gonna fight you, Trace. 117 00:08:07,257 --> 00:08:09,994 I feel like my face is falling off. 118 00:08:10,029 --> 00:08:12,326 Don't get into a fight you can't win. 119 00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:14,460 That's what I've been trying to say this whole time. 120 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:16,726 Come on, sis. Get your husband home. 121 00:08:16,761 --> 00:08:19,333 Can't believe I'm related to you yahoos. 122 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:20,840 Oh! 123 00:08:24,076 --> 00:08:26,439 So how'd I do for my first fight? 124 00:08:26,474 --> 00:08:28,177 Well... 125 00:08:28,212 --> 00:08:30,641 It's the thought that counts, right? 126 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:36,482 Okay, okay, okay. 127 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,585 Yes! Yes! 128 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:58,938 Hey, uh, is there a gas station in town? 129 00:09:59,534 --> 00:10:00,434 Yep. 130 00:10:03,802 --> 00:10:05,978 Okay, thanks. 131 00:10:16,188 --> 00:10:17,385 Thanks. 132 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:21,928 Ah, right. 133 00:10:25,857 --> 00:10:27,758 - Keep the change. - Yep. 134 00:11:13,443 --> 00:11:16,147 Ow. Ow! 135 00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:18,017 What is happening? 136 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,382 You mind try... 137 00:11:20,648 --> 00:11:22,153 Oh! 138 00:11:22,188 --> 00:11:24,749 Must have sexted right off. 139 00:11:32,363 --> 00:11:35,562 I feel like we could go anywhere... 140 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:37,828 do anything. 141 00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:40,600 We're just sort of here. 142 00:11:43,506 --> 00:11:45,407 We never should have left Chicago. 143 00:11:45,442 --> 00:11:47,376 You said you needed your family. 144 00:11:47,411 --> 00:11:49,477 No, we did that for you. 145 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,546 You needed a change. 146 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:55,351 I thought that being near my family would be good for us. 147 00:11:57,355 --> 00:11:59,619 They're just weirder than I remember. 148 00:11:59,654 --> 00:12:03,524 Oh, they're just as weird as I remember. 149 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:07,198 We can go back, we'll just find a bag full of cash 150 00:12:07,233 --> 00:12:09,563 and voila, we're Chicagoians again. 151 00:12:15,439 --> 00:12:17,109 You're stagnating again. 152 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,080 Well, leaving is not gonna fix anything. 153 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,510 We just got back together. 154 00:12:22,545 --> 00:12:25,876 Maybe. Maybe not. I just... 155 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,482 At least, we're trying. 156 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:30,617 You're gonna get your way either way, aren't you? 157 00:12:30,652 --> 00:12:32,586 - I'll give you a chance. - Okay. 158 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,325 Let's take us out of the equation. 159 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,327 Let the Gods decide. 160 00:12:37,362 --> 00:12:39,197 Heads, we leave. Tails, we stay. 161 00:12:39,232 --> 00:12:41,826 Uh, I thought I was the one that got us into trouble. 162 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:42,893 Not anymore. 163 00:12:44,303 --> 00:12:45,665 I have a vision for who we can be. 164 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,205 I need you to trust me. 165 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,075 And not be half in and half out. 166 00:12:50,441 --> 00:12:52,210 Either you're in, 167 00:12:52,245 --> 00:12:53,640 or you're out. 168 00:12:54,973 --> 00:12:55,840 Flip the coin. 169 00:13:01,419 --> 00:13:02,385 Best two out of three. 170 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,189 You're such a cheater. 171 00:13:06,457 --> 00:13:07,555 Okay, did I say best two out of three? 172 00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:09,018 - You did. - It all rides down... 173 00:13:09,053 --> 00:13:10,921 - This is the whole enchilada. - Okay. This is so much cheating. 174 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,296 You realize that right? 175 00:13:12,331 --> 00:13:14,199 - And the champion of the world is... - So much... World champion. 176 00:13:14,234 --> 00:13:15,266 Okay. 177 00:13:15,301 --> 00:13:16,630 What? 178 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,500 What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get? Show me! 179 00:13:18,535 --> 00:13:20,535 I win, I win... 180 00:13:30,217 --> 00:13:31,315 You wanna ride? 181 00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:34,186 Uh, no, I don't take rides from cheaters. 182 00:13:34,221 --> 00:13:37,123 I'm kidding. I some papers to grade. 183 00:13:37,158 --> 00:13:38,355 - But lunch? - Oh, yeah. 184 00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:40,049 - Okay. - You're buying. 185 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,053 - Bye. - Bye. 186 00:13:50,061 --> 00:13:53,139 So after Anubis, this guy, the jackal, 187 00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:55,339 weighs your heart against the feather of truth. He... 188 00:15:05,378 --> 00:15:07,807 He's been doing the exact same thing for weeks, 189 00:15:07,842 --> 00:15:11,041 Carrying her ashes everywhere with him like a frickin weirdo. 190 00:15:11,879 --> 00:15:13,813 Something's got to be said. 191 00:15:13,848 --> 00:15:16,222 I'll go settle this right now. 192 00:15:16,257 --> 00:15:18,114 Get us all banned. 193 00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:20,083 I'll do it. 194 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,725 We have a tradition in this family. 195 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,563 You're dead daddy's Side has been here since 196 00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:28,993 before it was a state. 197 00:15:29,765 --> 00:15:31,897 Everyone is at the farm 198 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,603 and that's where Laura will rest too. 199 00:15:35,837 --> 00:15:39,168 And Ted stole it from us 200 00:15:39,203 --> 00:15:40,312 He's a thief. 201 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,942 I don't think you need to do with Mama wants. 202 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:47,253 But I think you need to take this seriously. 203 00:15:47,288 --> 00:15:48,716 I am taking it seriously. 204 00:15:48,751 --> 00:15:49,750 No, you're not. 205 00:15:49,785 --> 00:15:51,422 How can you say that? 206 00:15:51,457 --> 00:15:55,052 You're stuck somewhere between dealing with it and not. 207 00:15:58,497 --> 00:16:00,057 Half in, half out, right? 208 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,764 Hey, Ted. 209 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,274 I'm worried about what's happening to you. 210 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,243 I don't need your worry. 211 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,311 I need Laura. 212 00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:17,107 She's gone, man. 213 00:16:37,294 --> 00:16:38,964 What do you want, huh? 214 00:16:39,637 --> 00:16:40,735 What should I do now? 215 00:16:41,441 --> 00:16:42,473 Okay, you're dead, 216 00:16:42,508 --> 00:16:43,837 and I know that. 217 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,037 I know that it's on, uh 218 00:16:48,613 --> 00:16:49,843 talking to myself. 219 00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:56,146 No, I'm talking to you. 220 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,114 No. 221 00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:10,732 God Grant was right, I'm... 222 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,439 I'm losing it. 223 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,048 What? 224 00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:06,348 Crystal, I got 'em. 225 00:18:07,318 --> 00:18:08,460 You tell your mama. 226 00:18:08,495 --> 00:18:10,319 - Meet you at the well. - Okay. 227 00:18:10,354 --> 00:18:11,320 Hurry up. 228 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,534 What do you mean someone stole your sister? 229 00:18:16,569 --> 00:18:17,568 I thought she was dead? 230 00:18:17,603 --> 00:18:19,262 I mean, her ashes. 231 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:20,164 That makes more sense. 232 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,407 Just let me know if you hear anything. 233 00:18:21,442 --> 00:18:23,266 - Okay Beth? - Of course, we'll let you know 234 00:18:23,301 --> 00:18:26,170 Look, I know that what I've been doing 235 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:29,547 and how I've been behaving is been not normal. 236 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:33,045 But, I need some help here, man. 237 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,851 Where is she? 238 00:18:38,415 --> 00:18:39,524 I think I know. 239 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,119 Come on. 240 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:46,355 Hey, Grant, uh, I've been seeing her, 241 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:52,130 Laura, and I talk to her. 242 00:18:54,739 --> 00:18:56,167 That's not the way the world works. 243 00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,443 Yeah. 244 00:18:57,478 --> 00:19:00,578 Yeah, but it feels real. 245 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:08,245 You're just sad right now and under a lot of stress. 246 00:19:10,623 --> 00:19:12,183 Yeah. Yeah, that makes more sense. 247 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:17,892 ♪ And let this feeble body fail ♪ 248 00:19:17,927 --> 00:19:21,500 ♪ And let it faint or die ♪ 249 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:25,801 ♪ My soul shall wear this mortal vail ♪ 250 00:19:25,836 --> 00:19:29,200 ♪ And soar to worlds on high ♪ 251 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:33,842 ♪ And I'll sing Hallelujah ♪ 252 00:19:33,877 --> 00:19:38,913 ♪ And you'll sing Hallelujah ♪ 253 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:44,820 ♪ And we'll all sing Hallelujah ♪ 254 00:19:44,855 --> 00:19:48,989 ♪ When we arrive at home ♪ 255 00:19:49,024 --> 00:19:53,059 ♪ Give joy or grief to ease our pain ♪ 256 00:19:53,094 --> 00:19:56,997 ♪ Take life or friends away ♪ 257 00:19:57,032 --> 00:20:00,902 ♪ Unless we find them All again ♪ 258 00:20:00,937 --> 00:20:04,576 ♪ On that eternal day ♪ 259 00:20:04,611 --> 00:20:09,141 ♪ And I'll sing Hallelujah ♪ 260 00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:15,015 ♪ And you'll sing Hallelujah ♪ 261 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:19,855 ♪ And we'll all sing Hallelujah ♪ 262 00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:24,893 ♪ When we arrive at home ♪ 263 00:20:28,668 --> 00:20:29,898 That's Laura's 264 00:20:31,462 --> 00:20:33,462 What else do you plan on stealing from me today? 265 00:20:34,069 --> 00:20:35,838 Stop, both of you. 266 00:20:35,873 --> 00:20:37,202 She's gone. 267 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,843 We've got to do what we need to do to put her to rest 268 00:20:40,878 --> 00:20:42,240 and move on. 269 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,553 Join us, Ted. 270 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:50,380 It's what Laura would have wanted. 271 00:20:52,725 --> 00:20:56,925 I use this to hold letters Laura sent me when you were in Chicago. 272 00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:14,239 You got me and your daddy. 273 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,583 God rest his soul's worst traits 274 00:21:18,949 --> 00:21:21,147 Stubbornness and smarts. 275 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,019 But we loved you. 276 00:21:29,696 --> 00:21:30,629 Amen. 277 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,527 I'm not good at this sort of thing 278 00:21:40,806 --> 00:21:41,739 No. 279 00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:44,170 Amen. 280 00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:52,981 We fought last time we saw each other 281 00:21:55,656 --> 00:21:58,547 I was always hoping for that moment where 282 00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:02,254 we'd get each other 283 00:22:03,829 --> 00:22:05,422 And we'd be friends again. 284 00:22:06,029 --> 00:22:07,358 Like, when we were kids 285 00:22:11,804 --> 00:22:13,166 - Amen. - Amen. 286 00:22:14,807 --> 00:22:16,037 I'm just glad that 287 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,041 we can all be here together for this 288 00:22:21,308 --> 00:22:26,047 Lord, our savior and protector 289 00:22:27,149 --> 00:22:31,217 has you back in his loving bosom. 290 00:22:31,956 --> 00:22:33,516 If we're lucky enough 291 00:22:34,926 --> 00:22:38,026 we will be with you soon. 292 00:22:42,593 --> 00:22:43,669 Amen. 293 00:22:45,871 --> 00:22:47,464 Thank you, Percy. 294 00:22:52,174 --> 00:22:53,811 I don't think I'm ready to say goodbye. 295 00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:02,578 I don't know, how to handle you... 296 00:23:04,681 --> 00:23:06,351 you actually being gone. 297 00:23:07,959 --> 00:23:09,420 Just doesn't feel right. 298 00:23:11,897 --> 00:23:14,095 I can make it right this time. 299 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,428 I can get us out of trouble, I swear. 300 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:21,564 Amen. 301 00:23:39,991 --> 00:23:40,990 I have to set her free. 302 00:23:41,025 --> 00:23:43,256 She told me Chicago is the answer. 303 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:44,994 - Bullshit - she did. 304 00:23:45,029 --> 00:23:46,259 - When? - That's it, just now 305 00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:47,865 I saw her, it's like a vision. 306 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,526 What, like as a ghost? 307 00:23:51,002 --> 00:23:52,903 I mean, you so completely... 308 00:23:52,938 --> 00:23:53,838 Give it to me! 309 00:23:54,335 --> 00:23:56,236 Hey, It's his wife. 310 00:23:56,271 --> 00:23:57,633 Just let him go. 311 00:24:01,144 --> 00:24:02,275 What! 312 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:55,130 I don't accept your apology. 313 00:24:55,165 --> 00:24:56,758 You want to know why Because you're the one that brought him 314 00:24:56,793 --> 00:24:58,232 over here and this would have happened 315 00:24:58,267 --> 00:24:59,365 if you didn't do that, Grant. 316 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,839 And why are you walking away from me? 317 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,203 I'm speaking to you. 318 00:25:02,238 --> 00:25:03,336 Listen, calm down. 319 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:05,041 That is literally the worst thing 320 00:25:05,076 --> 00:25:06,405 that he could have ever said to me. 321 00:25:07,342 --> 00:25:08,880 What are you doing here? 322 00:25:13,953 --> 00:25:14,985 I can't swim. 323 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:16,019 Unbelievable. 324 00:25:16,054 --> 00:25:17,218 Wow. 325 00:25:18,188 --> 00:25:20,287 What now? Huh? 326 00:25:20,322 --> 00:25:21,750 Just let it go, Okay? 327 00:25:21,785 --> 00:25:23,796 The cars. The cars! 328 00:26:11,274 --> 00:26:12,702 I want to report a stolen car. 329 00:26:13,309 --> 00:26:14,671 You know who stole it? 330 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:15,540 Radio it in. 331 00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:17,641 He just told you where he was going. 332 00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:24,351 Don't look at me. 333 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:31,061 Theft. 334 00:26:31,096 --> 00:26:33,129 Get a stolen Dodge RAM truck. 335 00:26:33,164 --> 00:26:34,559 Color red. 336 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:35,934 Good amount of rust on it. 337 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:37,727 Tag number. 338 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:41,401 How am I supposed to know the goddamn license plate 339 00:26:41,436 --> 00:26:43,304 to my own truck off the top of my head? 340 00:26:46,276 --> 00:26:47,913 It's Howl's truck. 341 00:26:47,948 --> 00:26:49,244 Ted stole it. 342 00:26:49,279 --> 00:26:51,114 You still looking for ashes in? 343 00:26:51,149 --> 00:26:52,082 No. 344 00:26:54,185 --> 00:26:56,317 Well, yes. 345 00:26:58,222 --> 00:26:59,584 We've got to get her back. 346 00:27:03,557 --> 00:27:04,688 Not you. 347 00:27:06,857 --> 00:27:07,999 Yes, Momma. 348 00:27:40,231 --> 00:27:42,132 You got a quarter? 349 00:27:42,167 --> 00:27:43,496 Lighten this place up a bit, huh? 350 00:27:47,337 --> 00:27:48,468 Yeah. 351 00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:52,868 Coming, okay. 352 00:28:10,294 --> 00:28:13,493 ♪ You always ♪ 353 00:28:13,528 --> 00:28:18,201 ♪ Hurt the one ♪ 354 00:28:18,236 --> 00:28:20,896 ♪ You love ♪ 355 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,902 ♪ The one you shouldn't hurt ♪ 356 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:29,938 ♪ At all ♪ 357 00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:38,518 ♪ You always take ♪ 358 00:28:40,016 --> 00:28:44,689 ♪ My sweetest rose ♪ 359 00:28:45,461 --> 00:28:48,594 ♪ And crush it ♪ 360 00:28:48,629 --> 00:28:53,599 ♪ Till the petals fall ♪ 361 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:57,636 Best two out of three. 362 00:28:58,034 --> 00:28:59,407 You're on. 363 00:28:59,442 --> 00:29:00,837 Ro Sham Bo 364 00:29:02,313 --> 00:29:04,313 Scissors two times in a row. 365 00:29:04,348 --> 00:29:06,909 And it's all tied up. 366 00:29:06,944 --> 00:29:11,584 Headed into the Universal World championship of 367 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:16,028 Who will fill out the paperwork this time? 368 00:29:19,231 --> 00:29:20,560 Ro, sham, bo. 369 00:29:20,595 --> 00:29:22,694 Oh, and he's done it 370 00:29:22,729 --> 00:29:25,631 The incredibly risky strikes 371 00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:29,305 Scissor strategy has won it 372 00:29:32,277 --> 00:29:34,574 He takes home the cup. 373 00:29:34,609 --> 00:29:37,038 Yeah, a cup of piss. 374 00:29:37,073 --> 00:29:38,116 My piss. 375 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,184 This isn't fair. 376 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:46,850 And he forgot his ticket book. 377 00:29:50,592 --> 00:29:52,097 Forgot my ticket book. 378 00:29:57,731 --> 00:30:00,270 There you go. Now it's easy. 379 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:13,745 ♪ Now, honey child, you know ♪ 380 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:18,046 ♪ That you always Seem to break ♪ 381 00:30:18,081 --> 00:30:24,921 ♪ The, well, the very kind of soul of our hearts with a hasty word ♪ 382 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:29,332 ♪ That you just can't seem to recall, honey child ♪ 383 00:30:29,367 --> 00:30:33,435 ♪ Honey lamb, honey baby, Honey doll, honey-pie ♪ 384 00:30:33,470 --> 00:30:35,404 ♪ Now, then this boy ♪ 385 00:30:35,439 --> 00:30:41,674 ♪ Now, my child I says, if this here boy done broke your heart last night ♪ 386 00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:46,041 ♪ Honey child, honey lamb, honey baby, honey doll, honey-pie ♪ 387 00:30:46,076 --> 00:30:52,124 ♪ It's because he love you the most of all ♪ 388 00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:02,266 Shoot for it? 389 00:31:20,143 --> 00:31:22,484 ♪ You always hurt ♪ 390 00:31:22,519 --> 00:31:26,587 ♪ The one knew love ♪ 391 00:31:26,622 --> 00:31:29,524 ♪ The one you should Hurt at all ♪ 392 00:31:29,559 --> 00:31:35,794 ♪ You always take, the sweetest rose ♪ 393 00:31:35,829 --> 00:31:39,094 ♪ And crush it till the petals fall ♪ 394 00:31:39,129 --> 00:31:45,243 ♪ You always break, the kindest heart ♪ 395 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:49,071 ♪ With a hasty word you can't recall ♪ 396 00:31:49,106 --> 00:31:55,011 ♪ If I broke Your heart last night ♪ 397 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:58,080 ♪ It's because I love you most of all ♪ 398 00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:26,416 Any idea who owns the pickup truck out front? 399 00:32:27,617 --> 00:32:28,748 Yep. 400 00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:35,623 Well, hello again. 401 00:32:35,658 --> 00:32:37,295 It's your first time running from the cops? 402 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,462 I'm not a 100% sure they're chasing me. 403 00:32:42,665 --> 00:32:44,962 - Sir? - Oh, they're chasing you. 404 00:32:45,470 --> 00:32:48,097 Question is, why? 405 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:51,342 My wife, she died. 406 00:32:51,377 --> 00:32:53,476 And I have to scatter her ashes. 407 00:32:53,511 --> 00:32:55,005 Sir? 408 00:32:56,206 --> 00:32:59,317 - What's the hurry? - Her family has other plans. 409 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,253 Sir? Ma'am? 410 00:33:02,212 --> 00:33:03,486 - Get in. - Yeah. 411 00:33:06,326 --> 00:33:08,249 - I'm Amber. - Sir? 412 00:33:08,284 --> 00:33:09,294 It goes there. 413 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:14,431 Jesus Christ, why is it full of acorns? 414 00:33:50,227 --> 00:33:51,468 That's Sam. 415 00:33:53,604 --> 00:33:54,900 He's gone, too. 416 00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,136 You know, I saw you at the bar, I knew we were connected. 417 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:02,446 Fellow travelers 418 00:34:06,914 --> 00:34:08,881 I'm supposed be on my way. 419 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:12,181 Oh, sure. I mean, you could totally do that. 420 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:15,789 Totally could. But, here's what I'm thinking. 421 00:34:15,824 --> 00:34:21,498 I'll make us some dinner. Okay. A couple of these and then first thing tomorrow, Heathrow. 422 00:34:23,865 --> 00:34:28,769 Yeah, that's really nice, but I'm going to Chicago. 423 00:34:28,804 --> 00:34:31,904 Okay. Well then, how about Des Moines? 424 00:34:32,709 --> 00:34:34,346 That's still a long way. 425 00:34:35,811 --> 00:34:38,911 What? No one knows you're here. 426 00:34:38,946 --> 00:34:41,485 You could take one night to rest. It'll be fun. 427 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:43,883 - Uh. - Come on. 428 00:34:45,887 --> 00:34:47,216 - Yeah? - Yeah. 429 00:34:48,626 --> 00:34:49,493 Okay. 430 00:35:01,441 --> 00:35:05,102 I mean, it don't... don't hurt now, I guess. 431 00:35:45,441 --> 00:35:48,046 It is believed that a portion of the dead pharaoh's spirit 432 00:35:48,081 --> 00:35:50,488 was left behind after death. 433 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:54,723 That portion is called the Ka, which is ridiculous, 434 00:35:54,758 --> 00:35:57,660 because when you're dead, you're gone. 435 00:35:57,695 --> 00:36:02,423 It's also believed, wrongly that that spirit needed proper care. 436 00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:05,030 So that the dead Pharaoh could continue his rule 437 00:36:05,065 --> 00:36:07,362 over the dead in the afterlife. 438 00:36:09,465 --> 00:36:10,640 Afterlife... 439 00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:16,481 All this. 440 00:36:19,849 --> 00:36:22,883 When really, the only afterlife is, 441 00:36:22,918 --> 00:36:24,687 is those of us who are left behind. 442 00:36:26,955 --> 00:36:29,494 When really, the only 443 00:36:30,992 --> 00:36:32,354 afterlife is, 444 00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:43,200 Good job today. You can go now and finals are next week. 445 00:37:00,516 --> 00:37:02,384 I love you. 446 00:37:03,926 --> 00:37:05,497 I love you too, man, 447 00:37:07,831 --> 00:37:09,457 I said I love juice. 448 00:37:11,098 --> 00:37:12,702 Yeah, me too, man. 449 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,814 Well, the keys are missing. 450 00:37:25,849 --> 00:37:31,589 So, I walk into the bar and there's this guy dancing like a weirdo. 451 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:36,990 And then he looks at me directly into my eyes and he runs out of the place. 452 00:37:37,025 --> 00:37:38,486 I mean, that's weird, right? 453 00:37:38,521 --> 00:37:41,027 - Even for this town, - Sounds like Ted. 454 00:37:41,062 --> 00:37:42,567 You hear what I said? The keys are missing. 455 00:37:42,602 --> 00:37:45,636 Dingus here forgets the plates to the getaway car. 456 00:37:45,671 --> 00:37:47,704 - I'm really sorry about that. - Hey, the forms. 457 00:37:49,675 --> 00:37:51,906 - Best two or three. - Winner takes all, one go. 458 00:37:51,941 --> 00:37:53,369 - Go, game, four. - Yes. 459 00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:54,337 Damn it. 460 00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:56,240 I got some forms for you guys to fill out. 461 00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,110 The keys are missing. 462 00:37:58,145 --> 00:37:59,716 Fill em out your own damn self. 463 00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:09,561 So, why all the way to Chicago? 464 00:38:11,554 --> 00:38:17,602 Well, when I was a grad student, I studied anthropology, and we loved going to the field museum. 465 00:38:19,595 --> 00:38:23,333 Our favorite thing to do was to go to this exhibit on ancient Egypt. 466 00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:26,204 - We'd go all the time. - We never made it there. 467 00:38:27,042 --> 00:38:29,174 Oh, you should... It's beautiful. 468 00:38:30,111 --> 00:38:34,476 Yeah, they have these machines there. 469 00:38:34,511 --> 00:38:37,919 I don't know if they have them anymore, but they did. 470 00:38:37,954 --> 00:38:40,086 The Mold-o-Rama. 471 00:38:40,121 --> 00:38:43,452 It's this plastic injection molded figurine 472 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:47,456 for dinosaurs, and we just loved them. 473 00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:53,066 So, yeah, I'm going there to scatter her. 474 00:38:55,774 --> 00:38:58,203 - Her ashes at the museum? - Mhm. 475 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:02,603 They probably don't let you scatter ashes at the museum. 476 00:39:02,638 --> 00:39:08,312 - I mean, probably not. - Yeah, I know, probably not. 477 00:39:10,052 --> 00:39:12,349 I guess I'm not really sure what I'm doing. 478 00:39:13,891 --> 00:39:18,256 Yeah, I bet. What with you being new to crime and all that. 479 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,326 - I normally don't do this. - Do what? 480 00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:29,399 This, or anything, I guess. 481 00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:26,555 We used to build statues, to heroism and victory and death. 482 00:40:27,965 --> 00:40:30,702 It's so romantic, don't you think? 483 00:40:33,872 --> 00:40:35,707 Yes, beautiful. 484 00:40:36,842 --> 00:40:38,600 And everlasting. 485 00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:42,714 Death used to be so audacious. 486 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:48,214 Nothing says, "I was here," like a monument. 487 00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:49,578 Yeah, but where would you put it? 488 00:40:50,416 --> 00:40:54,220 Just the idea of it, you know. 489 00:40:54,255 --> 00:40:56,728 If you can't make a statement with your death, then 490 00:40:57,995 --> 00:40:59,324 what did your life mean? 491 00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:01,832 Wait, are you asking me? 492 00:41:03,726 --> 00:41:06,529 No, I'm asking this guy. 493 00:41:09,039 --> 00:41:11,402 I'm not sure we can wait for a response. 494 00:41:12,977 --> 00:41:15,373 Museum is closing. Let's go home. 495 00:41:15,914 --> 00:41:18,013 Home is nice. 496 00:41:18,048 --> 00:41:21,247 Home is nice. But, this is nicer. 497 00:41:46,241 --> 00:41:47,504 Amber? 498 00:42:37,655 --> 00:42:40,425 What is this? What are you doing? 499 00:42:40,460 --> 00:42:43,263 - Hey, stop. - I'm doing this for you, Ted. 500 00:42:43,298 --> 00:42:46,695 You said so yourself. You need to get over her. 501 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,664 I'm not ready. This isn't right. 502 00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:52,668 Nothing needs to change. And we could all be so happy here. 503 00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:54,109 That's not what she wanted. 504 00:43:00,381 --> 00:43:02,986 You have no idea what she wanted 505 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:06,957 You weren't even with her when she died. 506 00:43:08,257 --> 00:43:11,126 I held Sam's hand as he left me. 507 00:43:12,998 --> 00:43:16,967 You're feeling guilty 'cause you weren't there for her. 508 00:43:23,272 --> 00:43:26,075 You could stay here with me. 509 00:43:33,150 --> 00:43:35,447 Maybe, she's right. 510 00:43:37,253 --> 00:43:39,715 No, it can't be here. 511 00:43:41,521 --> 00:43:44,489 This is not right. 512 00:43:47,890 --> 00:43:48,900 I have to keep going. 513 00:44:42,912 --> 00:44:46,551 Hot. Diggity. Dog. 514 00:44:50,326 --> 00:44:51,622 Oh shit. 515 00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,329 Need a ride? 516 00:44:55,364 --> 00:44:57,595 No, thanks. I'm just gonna... 517 00:45:38,033 --> 00:45:40,407 Laura told me all about you, Teddy boy. 518 00:45:40,442 --> 00:45:43,278 - Oh, yeah, Tracy? - Don't call me that. 519 00:45:49,517 --> 00:45:53,156 Why don't you get together with Crystal? You two are perfectly made for each other. 520 00:45:53,191 --> 00:45:57,127 - Don't change the subject. - I'm not. It's perfectly on topic. 521 00:45:57,162 --> 00:46:00,955 - I'm not going to let you trick me. - I'm not trying to trick you. 522 00:46:02,057 --> 00:46:03,595 I want you to be happy. 523 00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:06,928 How dumb do you think I am? 524 00:46:06,963 --> 00:46:09,766 I'm assuming that's a rhetorical question. 525 00:46:20,614 --> 00:46:25,045 If Laura talked about us so much you'd know how important Chicago is. 526 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,488 She talked about how you couldn't handle getting fired... 527 00:46:28,523 --> 00:46:33,559 from your cush teaching gig, melted down, moved to Colorado. 528 00:46:34,562 --> 00:46:37,761 Her family loves me, not you. 529 00:46:37,796 --> 00:46:41,105 Because all you do is screw things up. 530 00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:44,768 You know what? I don't even care about her ashes anymore. 531 00:46:44,803 --> 00:46:49,036 I'm just here to beat you because Laura deserved better. 532 00:46:49,071 --> 00:46:50,741 God damn it, Tracy, 533 00:46:51,447 --> 00:46:53,007 Oh, shit. 534 00:48:24,243 --> 00:48:28,245 Hi. I think I got lost. 535 00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:35,945 Uh... is that the highway? 536 00:48:37,014 --> 00:48:40,851 Highway was moved... years ago. 537 00:48:40,886 --> 00:48:44,019 It's 15 minutes' walk now or 4 if you drive. 538 00:48:44,890 --> 00:48:47,297 - That way? - That way. 539 00:48:47,332 --> 00:48:49,695 No, no, it's that way. 540 00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:54,029 - Wasn't that where Fox's is? - No, that's that way. 541 00:48:54,471 --> 00:48:56,867 Oh. Uh, yeah. 542 00:48:58,002 --> 00:48:59,837 Wh... Where's Des Moines? 543 00:48:59,872 --> 00:49:01,069 - That way. - This way. 544 00:49:04,008 --> 00:49:06,976 - So east is... - That's west. 545 00:49:09,244 --> 00:49:10,650 So, I need to go... 546 00:49:10,685 --> 00:49:12,256 Has it always been that way? 547 00:49:12,291 --> 00:49:14,357 That's why they put the highway over there. 548 00:49:14,392 --> 00:49:15,853 Huh. 549 00:49:15,888 --> 00:49:19,824 This area is a puzzle. 550 00:49:40,616 --> 00:49:42,913 - Is it you? - It is. 551 00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:45,718 You're not... You're not dead? 552 00:49:45,753 --> 00:49:49,755 Uh, no, Ted, but you got beat up again. 553 00:49:49,790 --> 00:49:51,218 Am I dreaming? 554 00:49:51,253 --> 00:49:53,858 You're not dreaming. Me, yes, dead. 555 00:49:55,191 --> 00:49:57,895 What are you? Are you... Are you like a ghost or something? 556 00:49:57,930 --> 00:50:00,766 Wow. That's like asking a fish, "How's the water?" 557 00:50:00,801 --> 00:50:02,163 Huh? 558 00:50:02,198 --> 00:50:05,232 - Well, fish doesn't see water. - Do we know that? 559 00:50:05,267 --> 00:50:08,378 I don't know the rules, Ted. I... I don't know how. 560 00:50:08,413 --> 00:50:09,874 How... How doesn't matter? 561 00:50:09,909 --> 00:50:13,482 - Why? Why matters. - Why are you here? Why are you back? 562 00:50:14,617 --> 00:50:18,817 - I'm not sure. Where am I? - Nebraska. 563 00:50:18,852 --> 00:50:21,325 No, we're, uh, in Iowa. 564 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,053 You know what, I'm not 100% on that either. 565 00:50:24,088 --> 00:50:27,221 But where am I? Like, me. 566 00:50:28,026 --> 00:50:30,125 Lost. 567 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,898 Well, partner, I guess I'm here to help you get me back. 568 00:50:36,606 --> 00:50:38,265 You need to hail this car. 569 00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:40,674 Hey, this car, right now. Stick your hand up. 570 00:50:40,709 --> 00:50:44,579 - Come on. They can't see me. - Oh, I missed you so much. 571 00:50:44,614 --> 00:50:47,648 - They can't see me. - Oh. 572 00:50:47,683 --> 00:50:49,144 That was our ride. 573 00:50:52,787 --> 00:50:53,951 Come on. 574 00:50:56,857 --> 00:50:58,956 Hello. Thank you for stopping. 575 00:50:58,991 --> 00:51:00,397 - Where you headed? - Uh... 576 00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:03,191 Whoa, man. What happened to your face? 577 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:05,325 - Cool. - You should see the other guy? 578 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,537 - Hey, shut up! - They can't see me. 579 00:51:10,266 --> 00:51:13,806 - I see that. - So, you headed west? 580 00:51:13,841 --> 00:51:15,742 - Where are we headed? - West. 581 00:51:15,777 --> 00:51:17,238 And remember, no one else can see me. 582 00:51:17,273 --> 00:51:18,976 But, wait, don't we... We don't want to go east? 583 00:51:19,011 --> 00:51:21,143 I do not think Howl would go east. 584 00:51:21,178 --> 00:51:22,815 Plus, we need to be sensitive to the fact that 585 00:51:22,850 --> 00:51:24,421 - no one else can see me. - No one else can see you. 586 00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:29,459 - Right. Um... West is best. - Great. 587 00:51:29,494 --> 00:51:30,955 Huh. 588 00:51:33,894 --> 00:51:35,322 So, what happened? 589 00:51:35,357 --> 00:51:38,567 Uh... I got into a fight with my dead wife's boyfriend. 590 00:51:38,602 --> 00:51:39,700 Oh, he's not my boyfriend. 591 00:51:39,735 --> 00:51:42,131 ♪ Got into a fight ♪ 592 00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:46,608 ♪ With my dead wife's Boyfriend, yeah ♪ 593 00:51:47,908 --> 00:51:49,105 What's happening? 594 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:51,041 ♪ And I thought, What's happening? ♪ 595 00:51:51,076 --> 00:51:53,945 ♪ What's happening? ♪ 596 00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:56,343 Is this the only way? 597 00:51:56,378 --> 00:52:00,424 ♪ Is this the only way? ♪ 598 00:52:00,459 --> 00:52:03,724 Are you guys gonna sing everything that I say? 599 00:52:03,759 --> 00:52:06,221 ♪ Yes ♪ 600 00:52:06,256 --> 00:52:09,158 Oh, I think there's a store coming up that we need to stop at. 601 00:52:09,193 --> 00:52:10,192 Uh, why? 602 00:52:10,227 --> 00:52:12,260 Well, I'm sort of just winging this right now. 603 00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:13,228 Well, you do it. 604 00:52:13,263 --> 00:52:15,934 I can't. I have to operate through you. 605 00:52:15,969 --> 00:52:17,705 So, you know, you have to do what I say. 606 00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:19,443 Just no jokes, no commentary. 607 00:52:19,478 --> 00:52:20,367 - Just do. - Okay. 608 00:52:20,402 --> 00:52:23,304 Uh, hey, guys, there's a store coming up. 609 00:52:23,339 --> 00:52:24,679 Uh, I think we should stop at it. 610 00:52:24,714 --> 00:52:26,142 We're running out of Band Aids. 611 00:52:26,177 --> 00:52:30,047 ♪ Pulling off the highway To get bandages for... ♪ 612 00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:31,950 Wait, what's your name? 613 00:52:36,561 --> 00:52:37,758 Ted. 614 00:52:37,793 --> 00:52:40,288 ♪ Ted ♪ 615 00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:47,262 Hey. 616 00:52:56,779 --> 00:53:00,077 So how did it... How did it happen? 617 00:53:00,981 --> 00:53:02,046 How'd I die? 618 00:53:03,588 --> 00:53:06,380 I was driving along, enjoying my music. 619 00:53:06,415 --> 00:53:08,349 I noticed there was a fly in the car. 620 00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:11,055 I tried to get it out. 621 00:53:11,090 --> 00:53:12,529 It flew to the window. 622 00:53:12,564 --> 00:53:14,762 I rolled down the window, it totally flew out, success! 623 00:53:14,797 --> 00:53:15,994 Yeah! Oh... 624 00:53:16,029 --> 00:53:17,358 Drove right off the road. 625 00:53:18,295 --> 00:53:22,000 Wow, that's so unsatisfying. 626 00:53:22,035 --> 00:53:23,298 Tell me about it. 627 00:53:23,971 --> 00:53:26,367 Buy this. Oh. 628 00:53:29,141 --> 00:53:30,580 You still have that quarter? 629 00:53:31,781 --> 00:53:33,044 No. 630 00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:34,881 You lost our special quarter. 631 00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:38,478 This crazy lady stole it from me and made me do this crazy dance. 632 00:53:38,513 --> 00:53:41,448 Oh. I don't know what to think about that. 633 00:53:41,483 --> 00:53:44,693 Things have just been really weird since I've seen you last. 634 00:53:47,192 --> 00:53:49,423 - That's stealing. - Is it? 635 00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:54,901 Hey, I've been so lost without you. 636 00:53:54,936 --> 00:53:58,399 You were pretty lost with me. 637 00:53:58,434 --> 00:54:01,501 What are we... What are we even doing here? 638 00:54:01,536 --> 00:54:02,744 Shopping. 639 00:54:02,779 --> 00:54:05,978 Okay. Can we just slow down? Can we just stop for a second. 640 00:54:06,013 --> 00:54:07,914 I... I never thought that I would see you again, 641 00:54:07,949 --> 00:54:09,619 and now, I see you again. 642 00:54:09,654 --> 00:54:13,953 And... I just want to tell you that I'm sorry. 643 00:54:13,988 --> 00:54:16,725 I appreciate the need to unburden your soul, 644 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,563 but it feels like, again, that's become my problem. 645 00:54:19,598 --> 00:54:21,488 And now I'm stuck in this weird limbo, 646 00:54:21,523 --> 00:54:24,095 and I'm only here because you couldn't figure out what to do with my ashes. 647 00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:26,669 And... And now I'm lost. Or my ashes are anyway. 648 00:54:26,704 --> 00:54:28,495 And my whole family wants you arrested. 649 00:54:28,530 --> 00:54:31,267 Oh, um, I'm sorry about that, too, right now. 650 00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:34,270 I can't do anything with sorry. Action, Ted! 651 00:54:35,845 --> 00:54:37,141 Okay. 652 00:54:38,683 --> 00:54:41,046 Uh... action. 653 00:54:41,081 --> 00:54:43,048 Uh, so, what? What do you want me to do? 654 00:54:43,083 --> 00:54:45,116 - Pick one of these. - I pick that one. 655 00:54:47,483 --> 00:54:50,286 What's going on with this ensemble? 656 00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:51,661 Oh, yeah, the crazy lady. 657 00:54:51,696 --> 00:54:54,224 This is her... This is her dead husband's clothes. 658 00:54:55,392 --> 00:54:59,163 I told you, things have been really weird. 659 00:54:59,198 --> 00:55:03,134 Are you sure you're not a figment of my imagination or a projection of something? 660 00:55:03,169 --> 00:55:05,741 I don't feel like a figment of your imagination? 661 00:55:05,776 --> 00:55:07,039 I feel real. 662 00:55:07,074 --> 00:55:08,909 I mean, as real as a ghost can be. 663 00:55:08,944 --> 00:55:11,373 A ghost that only you can see. No. 664 00:55:11,408 --> 00:55:14,541 - How do you know? - Do you know where my ashes are? 665 00:55:15,412 --> 00:55:17,654 Howl has 'em. It's the best I got. 666 00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:19,447 So that proves it. 667 00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:21,152 Because there are things I know, like what we have to do 668 00:55:21,187 --> 00:55:24,320 to get my ashes back, so I can't be a figment of your imagination, 669 00:55:24,355 --> 00:55:27,158 because that would be impossible. That's nice. 670 00:55:27,193 --> 00:55:28,357 But... Yeah, that would be 671 00:55:28,392 --> 00:55:30,667 the most impossiblest part of this situation. 672 00:55:32,297 --> 00:55:35,166 Also buy the lighter. It's the last thing, I promise. 673 00:55:35,806 --> 00:55:37,300 Fine. 674 00:55:37,335 --> 00:55:41,139 And also, buying this bouncy ball. 675 00:55:41,174 --> 00:55:43,680 - Why? - Out of spite. 676 00:55:46,245 --> 00:55:47,882 He does that all the time. 677 00:55:47,917 --> 00:55:50,720 There's an abandoned drive-in movie theater three miles down the road. 678 00:55:50,755 --> 00:55:52,579 You need to get them to stop there for the night. 679 00:55:52,614 --> 00:55:56,220 - Uh, please fill me in here. - You said you would trust me. 680 00:55:56,255 --> 00:55:58,585 There's an abandoned movie theater about three miles up the road. 681 00:55:58,620 --> 00:56:00,125 I think we should stop there for the night. 682 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,292 Oh, my God. Are you going to kill us? 683 00:56:02,327 --> 00:56:05,064 - Am I supposed to murder them? - Unfortunately, no. 684 00:56:05,099 --> 00:56:07,363 Classic. Murdered by a hitchhiker. 685 00:56:07,398 --> 00:56:09,629 - Cool. - No, no murdering. 686 00:56:09,664 --> 00:56:11,939 We're just going to sleep there for the night 687 00:56:11,974 --> 00:56:16,108 - Make a fire, Sing some songs. - Make a fire, Sing some songs. 688 00:56:16,143 --> 00:56:17,912 ♪ Great ♪ 689 00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,244 Great. 690 00:57:26,675 --> 00:57:30,677 - I'm going to get some more wine. - Go ye, wood nymphs. 691 00:57:30,712 --> 00:57:34,615 Gather kindling in yonder wood. 692 00:57:34,650 --> 00:57:37,827 You know, you're a lot funnier now that you're dead, you know that. 693 00:57:37,862 --> 00:57:39,928 Oh. 694 00:57:41,657 --> 00:57:43,492 You do realize I'm the one that's still getting us 695 00:57:43,527 --> 00:57:46,495 - out of trouble, right? - Mm. Made for each other. 696 00:57:48,763 --> 00:57:50,730 ♪ I'll sing you three, O ♪ 697 00:57:50,765 --> 00:57:53,106 ♪ Green grow the rushes, O ♪ 698 00:57:53,141 --> 00:57:55,438 ♪ What is your three, O? ♪ 699 00:57:55,473 --> 00:57:59,882 ♪ Three, three arrivals! ♪ 700 00:57:59,917 --> 00:58:02,115 ♪ Two, two The lily-white boys ♪ 701 00:58:02,150 --> 00:58:04,249 ♪ Smoking all that green, O ♪ 702 00:58:04,284 --> 00:58:06,185 ♪ One is one, and all alone ♪ 703 00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:08,583 ♪ And ever more shall be so ♪ 704 00:58:08,618 --> 00:58:12,653 ♪ I'll sing you four, O Green grow the rushes, O ♪ 705 00:58:12,688 --> 00:58:17,097 ♪ What is your four, O? Four for the gospel-makers ♪ 706 00:58:17,132 --> 00:58:21,563 ♪ And three, three arrivals! ♪ 707 00:58:21,598 --> 00:58:23,664 ♪ Two, two The lily-white boys ♪ 708 00:58:23,699 --> 00:58:25,809 ♪ Smoking all that green, O ♪ 709 00:58:25,844 --> 00:58:27,734 ♪ One is one, and all alone ♪ 710 00:58:27,769 --> 00:58:30,275 ♪ And ever more shall be so ♪ 711 00:58:30,310 --> 00:58:32,442 ♪ I'll sing you five, O ♪ 712 00:58:32,477 --> 00:58:34,411 ♪ Green grow the rushes, O ♪ 713 00:58:34,446 --> 00:58:36,710 ♪ What is your five, O ♪ 714 00:58:36,745 --> 00:58:38,646 ♪ Five for the symbols At your door ♪ 715 00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:40,714 ♪ Four for the gospel makers ♪ 716 00:58:40,749 --> 00:58:45,323 ♪ And three, three arrivals! ♪ 717 00:58:45,358 --> 00:58:47,457 ♪ Two, two The lily-white boys ♪ 718 00:58:47,492 --> 00:58:49,591 ♪ Smoking all that green, O ♪ 719 00:58:49,626 --> 00:58:51,494 ♪ One is one, and all alone ♪ 720 00:58:51,529 --> 00:58:54,035 ♪ And ever more shall be so ♪ 721 00:58:54,070 --> 00:58:56,169 ♪ I'll sing you six, O ♪ 722 00:58:56,204 --> 00:58:58,138 ♪ Green grow the rushes, O ♪ 723 00:58:58,173 --> 00:59:00,206 ♪ What is your six, O ♪ 724 00:59:00,241 --> 00:59:02,571 ♪ Six for the six Proud walkers ♪ 725 00:59:02,606 --> 00:59:04,540 ♪ Five for the symbols At your door ♪ 726 00:59:04,575 --> 00:59:06,641 ♪ Four for the gospel makers ♪ 727 00:59:06,676 --> 00:59:11,547 ♪ And three, three arrivals! ♪ 728 00:59:11,582 --> 00:59:13,582 ♪ Two, two The lily-white boys ♪ 729 00:59:13,617 --> 00:59:15,650 ♪ Smoking all that green, O ♪ 730 00:59:15,685 --> 00:59:17,586 ♪ One is one, and all alone ♪ 731 00:59:17,621 --> 00:59:19,962 ♪ And ever more shall be so ♪ 732 01:00:23,687 --> 01:00:26,886 ♪ one is one, and all alone ♪ 733 01:00:26,921 --> 01:00:31,902 ♪ And ever more shall be so ♪ 734 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,536 So, what do we do now? 735 01:00:40,473 --> 01:00:42,946 Now you make a decoy of the ashes. 736 01:00:44,576 --> 01:00:46,378 That's why you had me buy that stuff. 737 01:00:46,413 --> 01:00:49,117 - Yes. - Why didn't you just tell me that? 738 01:00:49,152 --> 01:00:50,151 I don't know. 739 01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:59,424 Our last morning together, you said you wanted the gods to intervene. 740 01:00:59,459 --> 01:01:01,789 Perhaps I shouldn't have tempted fate. 741 01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:03,824 Do you think that we would have figured it out? 742 01:01:05,036 --> 01:01:06,497 If we had tried, maybe. 743 01:01:06,532 --> 01:01:08,499 - Were you gonna to try? - Yes. 744 01:01:08,534 --> 01:01:12,668 I just... I some... I let dumb shit get in the way sometimes. 745 01:01:12,703 --> 01:01:15,803 Would you have ever scattered me if Howl hadn't stolen them? 746 01:01:16,608 --> 01:01:18,938 Yeah, wh... When you died, 747 01:01:18,973 --> 01:01:21,248 I just wanted everything to stay the same. 748 01:01:21,283 --> 01:01:22,645 I wanted to have the same breakfast, 749 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,911 the same lunch, the same dinner, 750 01:01:24,946 --> 01:01:27,518 and there's a part of me that still does. 751 01:01:28,521 --> 01:01:30,994 I'm worried that if I say good bye to you, 752 01:01:31,029 --> 01:01:34,129 and if I actually let you go, then... 753 01:01:34,164 --> 01:01:36,560 there's not going to be anything left of me either. 754 01:01:38,201 --> 01:01:40,795 I'm so alone and I'm miserable. 755 01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:41,862 Oh, good. 756 01:01:42,634 --> 01:01:45,140 - What? - He's going to breakfast 757 01:01:53,645 --> 01:01:57,119 - Oh... good. - Come on. 758 01:01:57,154 --> 01:01:58,120 Oh... 759 01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:01,486 Hey, did you know that all along? 760 01:02:18,032 --> 01:02:18,998 Crap! 761 01:02:19,033 --> 01:02:20,439 How do we get in? 762 01:02:20,474 --> 01:02:21,671 Just try the handle. 763 01:02:22,542 --> 01:02:23,937 Do you have magic? 764 01:02:23,972 --> 01:02:25,213 What are you talking about? 765 01:02:25,248 --> 01:02:26,280 What are you talking about? 766 01:02:26,315 --> 01:02:27,611 This is basic motel security. 767 01:02:27,646 --> 01:02:30,548 The doors lock on their own. See! 768 01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:34,684 Howl has a weird relationship with locks. 769 01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:46,987 We got to go. 770 01:03:48,529 --> 01:03:50,463 Ted, Howl's parking. 771 01:03:50,498 --> 01:03:51,431 Wait. Wait. 772 01:03:52,533 --> 01:03:54,830 So... this is it? 773 01:03:58,506 --> 01:03:59,901 I love you. 774 01:04:03,313 --> 01:04:04,873 Go out the window. 775 01:04:06,646 --> 01:04:07,777 Okay. 776 01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:47,113 - Yeah? - You ready to go? 777 01:04:47,148 --> 01:04:48,389 I'll leave in like, ten minutes. 778 01:04:49,084 --> 01:04:50,490 Did you already get breakfast? 779 01:04:50,525 --> 01:04:51,557 Yeah. 780 01:04:51,592 --> 01:04:53,757 Wow. Thanks for the invite. 781 01:04:53,792 --> 01:04:55,990 - Okay. Bye. - You know, I'm hungry... 782 01:05:21,754 --> 01:05:23,919 Uh, it's incredibly lucky. 783 01:05:38,375 --> 01:05:39,506 Look! 784 01:06:16,776 --> 01:06:19,007 I'm gonna wait you out, teddy boy. 785 01:06:19,042 --> 01:06:21,174 Yeah, well, I have all the time in the world 786 01:06:22,782 --> 01:06:25,717 You got ten minutes before you run out of gas. 787 01:06:36,862 --> 01:06:39,093 You win, Howl. 788 01:06:39,128 --> 01:06:41,403 Can we just end this. Please? 789 01:06:41,438 --> 01:06:42,602 Right here. 790 01:06:42,637 --> 01:06:43,669 Right now. 791 01:06:43,704 --> 01:06:45,341 Teddy, Come on. 792 01:06:45,376 --> 01:06:51,039 I am faster, stronger, better than you. 793 01:07:14,768 --> 01:07:15,899 What? 794 01:07:16,572 --> 01:07:17,538 I need a ride. 795 01:07:18,475 --> 01:07:19,408 Is there a problem? 796 01:07:19,443 --> 01:07:20,673 Says, he needs a ride. 797 01:07:20,708 --> 01:07:21,872 - Where? - How? 798 01:07:21,907 --> 01:07:23,236 We got what we came for. 799 01:07:23,271 --> 01:07:24,941 Did Ted steal your truck again? 800 01:07:24,976 --> 01:07:26,041 You're such a pain in the ass. 801 01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:27,207 Will you just give me the ride? 802 01:07:27,242 --> 01:07:28,846 Did he steal the ashes too? 803 01:07:28,881 --> 01:07:29,913 No, I have them right here. 804 01:07:29,948 --> 01:07:31,079 Ok, I don't understand. 805 01:07:31,114 --> 01:07:32,784 So, he took your truck, but not the ashes? 806 01:07:32,819 --> 01:07:33,917 Yeah, that's right, Crystal. 807 01:07:33,952 --> 01:07:35,116 Yeah, That doesn't make any sense. 808 01:07:35,151 --> 01:07:36,788 Well, maybe he gave up. 809 01:07:36,823 --> 01:07:38,625 Crystal will drive you. 810 01:07:38,660 --> 01:07:41,463 Momma! I am... No... 811 01:07:44,501 --> 01:07:47,964 When you get to the border... Illinois, 812 01:07:47,999 --> 01:07:52,507 you have to choose between I88 and 80. 813 01:07:53,169 --> 01:07:54,740 Take 80. 814 01:07:54,775 --> 01:07:56,236 You'll be thanking me later. 815 01:07:56,271 --> 01:07:57,138 Yes, sir. 816 01:07:57,173 --> 01:08:00,746 You are the most loyal, true, 817 01:08:00,781 --> 01:08:03,716 faithful, committed guy I've known. 818 01:08:03,751 --> 01:08:05,014 Thank you, Momma. 819 01:08:05,049 --> 01:08:06,521 All right. Can we go now? 820 01:08:12,991 --> 01:08:15,321 Can I tell you something? 821 01:08:15,356 --> 01:08:17,532 The ashes you gave to Momma were a decoy. 822 01:08:19,833 --> 01:08:21,096 It's obvious. 823 01:08:21,670 --> 01:08:22,636 It wasn't to your Momma. 824 01:08:23,672 --> 01:08:24,935 She can't find out. 825 01:08:24,970 --> 01:08:26,475 Tell me why and I won't say anything. 826 01:08:30,877 --> 01:08:33,680 Look, it's more of a ritual... 827 01:08:33,715 --> 01:08:35,715 ...to them than anything else. 828 01:08:37,521 --> 01:08:40,049 And what they don't know can't hurt them. 829 01:08:41,888 --> 01:08:43,525 So... 830 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:45,153 I can't lose to him. 831 01:08:46,288 --> 01:08:47,155 Ted? 832 01:08:48,389 --> 01:08:49,289 You kidding me? 833 01:08:50,798 --> 01:08:51,896 No. 834 01:08:51,931 --> 01:08:52,996 So what's your plan when you get there? 835 01:08:53,031 --> 01:08:54,096 Catch him. 836 01:08:54,703 --> 01:08:55,801 You know. 837 01:08:55,836 --> 01:08:57,231 Beat him up, get my car back, go home. 838 01:08:57,266 --> 01:08:58,870 Has beating him up worked for you so far? 839 01:08:58,905 --> 01:09:01,169 - Yes. - He's outsmarted you every time. 840 01:09:02,810 --> 01:09:04,579 You gotta have fox to fox. 841 01:09:06,077 --> 01:09:09,276 You have to beat him at his own game, Howl. 842 01:09:17,693 --> 01:09:19,627 So we're about two hours. 843 01:09:19,662 --> 01:09:21,288 Plus traffic. 844 01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:23,191 Plus Chicago traffic, four hours. 845 01:09:24,161 --> 01:09:25,226 But we're close. 846 01:09:26,262 --> 01:09:27,470 We're really close. 847 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:32,475 Jesus Christ! 848 01:09:33,302 --> 01:09:34,576 You scared the shit out of me. 849 01:09:36,338 --> 01:09:37,238 What? 850 01:09:37,273 --> 01:09:39,207 What are you doing back? 851 01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:49,283 Ted. 852 01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:52,088 Did you lose my ashes again? 853 01:09:52,123 --> 01:09:55,190 No, no, look, you're right here. 854 01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:57,291 I did everything that you told me to do. 855 01:09:58,129 --> 01:09:59,326 Where are we? 856 01:09:59,361 --> 01:10:02,164 We're in Illinois. Right here. 857 01:10:02,199 --> 01:10:05,871 Which is like two, well, four hours to Chicago. 858 01:10:05,906 --> 01:10:07,136 Field Museum. 859 01:10:07,171 --> 01:10:08,643 Right. 860 01:10:08,678 --> 01:10:11,646 I'm gonna... I'm gonna scatter you where we were the happiest. 861 01:10:15,146 --> 01:10:16,409 Why am I back? 862 01:10:17,852 --> 01:10:18,851 I don't know. 863 01:10:23,924 --> 01:10:25,352 I can't do this anymore. 864 01:10:27,488 --> 01:10:29,158 What... Then... 865 01:10:29,765 --> 01:10:30,698 Let's get going. 866 01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:32,700 Great. 867 01:10:34,066 --> 01:10:35,131 Okay. 868 01:11:14,403 --> 01:11:16,546 Do you know what sacred means? 869 01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:18,647 Special? 870 01:11:18,682 --> 01:11:20,374 Special? 871 01:11:20,409 --> 01:11:26,688 Sacrosanct, to be venerated, inviolable, untouchable. 872 01:11:28,285 --> 01:11:31,792 What prompted you to disturb that which is more special? 873 01:11:33,961 --> 01:11:36,632 It was an accident. 874 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:37,600 Give it. 875 01:11:40,770 --> 01:11:44,640 You are banned from the field museum for life. 876 01:11:53,277 --> 01:11:54,617 You believe this crap. 877 01:12:30,017 --> 01:12:31,247 This is it. 878 01:12:32,954 --> 01:12:34,316 Ted. 879 01:12:35,792 --> 01:12:36,923 Mr. Daniels. 880 01:12:37,453 --> 01:12:38,419 Huh? 881 01:12:38,454 --> 01:12:40,828 I am Steven Lesca. The head of security here. 882 01:12:40,863 --> 01:12:42,192 I just met your friend Howl. 883 01:12:42,227 --> 01:12:43,699 What? No! 884 01:12:43,734 --> 01:12:45,932 - It's not even his real name. - That's not even his real name. 885 01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:47,164 Sorry. 886 01:12:47,199 --> 01:12:48,869 Howl. It's a stupid nickname. 887 01:12:48,904 --> 01:12:49,870 His real name's Tracy. 888 01:12:50,873 --> 01:12:52,334 Always better, I suppose. 889 01:12:52,369 --> 01:12:54,039 Yeah, and he's not my friend. 890 01:12:54,074 --> 01:12:55,304 I'm sorry about that. 891 01:12:56,373 --> 01:12:57,911 What brings you to the Field today? 892 01:12:59,145 --> 01:13:00,045 The art. 893 01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:01,046 The... The art. 894 01:13:01,081 --> 01:13:02,575 - The art? - The art. 895 01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:03,312 The art. 896 01:13:03,347 --> 01:13:05,050 - Art. - Really? Art? 897 01:13:05,085 --> 01:13:08,020 I'm here to admire and observe the art. 898 01:13:08,055 --> 01:13:09,791 That's not what Howl told us. 899 01:13:09,826 --> 01:13:14,422 Yeah, well, his name's a verb, so... 900 01:13:20,738 --> 01:13:24,168 Nothing happens in this museum that I cannot see. 901 01:13:24,203 --> 01:13:26,632 And I'm looking at your face right now. 902 01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:28,711 Am I doing something weird with my face? 903 01:13:28,746 --> 01:13:29,943 - Yeah. - Yes. 904 01:13:29,978 --> 01:13:32,044 Look, it's a touching story 905 01:13:32,079 --> 01:13:33,474 and I know you've come a long way. 906 01:13:34,378 --> 01:13:35,509 Don't do it 907 01:13:38,283 --> 01:13:40,921 All right. It's all set. 908 01:13:42,188 --> 01:13:44,617 Thanks for the ride. And you know the advice. 909 01:13:46,192 --> 01:13:48,126 Sure you don't need me to stick around? 910 01:13:48,161 --> 01:13:50,832 Nah, all I need are my keys back. 911 01:13:50,867 --> 01:13:54,033 You know, beat him up. Should be a cinch. 912 01:14:12,317 --> 01:14:13,448 What happened? 913 01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:16,451 Can you see anything? 914 01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:17,760 Ted. 915 01:14:18,389 --> 01:14:20,862 I'm not magical. 916 01:14:22,393 --> 01:14:23,898 Howl is here. 917 01:14:23,933 --> 01:14:25,097 Oh, you're not magical, huh? 918 01:14:26,001 --> 01:14:26,967 Then how can you tell if... 919 01:14:27,002 --> 01:14:27,968 Hey, Loser. 920 01:14:28,872 --> 01:14:30,267 Where's my truck? 921 01:14:30,302 --> 01:14:31,565 Hey, what's your deal, man? 922 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:33,468 I just wanted to see the look on your face 923 01:14:33,503 --> 01:14:36,339 when you realised I beat you. 924 01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:42,081 Worth it. Totally worth it. 925 01:14:43,282 --> 01:14:44,787 I out foxed the fox. 926 01:14:44,822 --> 01:14:45,612 You are the fox. 927 01:14:45,647 --> 01:14:47,416 Yeah. And what does that make you? 928 01:14:47,451 --> 01:14:49,121 A better fox. 929 01:14:49,156 --> 01:14:51,651 Give me my truck back and we're even. 930 01:14:51,686 --> 01:14:54,489 You have an unbelievably screwed up concept of even. 931 01:14:54,524 --> 01:14:57,690 Your monument was a joke. 932 01:14:57,725 --> 01:15:00,429 Didn't she say you couldn't stand for what you believe in? 933 01:15:00,464 --> 01:15:02,629 Came all the way to Chicago for what? 934 01:15:02,664 --> 01:15:03,597 Nothing. 935 01:15:15,578 --> 01:15:20,020 Wow, no one crosses Ted Daniels, I guess. 936 01:15:20,055 --> 01:15:22,121 Hey, don't make fun. 937 01:15:22,156 --> 01:15:23,419 I feel bad enough as it is. 938 01:15:23,454 --> 01:15:26,389 Oh, well, if it makes you feel any better, 939 01:15:26,424 --> 01:15:28,996 I think that the bouncy ball did most of the work. 940 01:15:42,011 --> 01:15:43,571 The path is clear now. 941 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:46,706 We just have to... 942 01:15:46,741 --> 01:15:50,413 ...outsmart the impenetrable security at the Field Museum. 943 01:15:51,152 --> 01:15:53,053 No one crosses Ted Daniels. 944 01:15:55,189 --> 01:15:58,157 We know their security cameras everywhere, right? 945 01:15:59,556 --> 01:16:01,160 Maybe it's not meant to be. 946 01:16:02,394 --> 01:16:04,427 No, no, it has to be. 947 01:16:04,935 --> 01:16:06,198 We've come this far. 948 01:16:10,303 --> 01:16:13,568 No one crosses Ned Taniels. 949 01:16:14,978 --> 01:16:16,670 Who is that? 950 01:16:16,705 --> 01:16:19,013 Guy I made up... right now. 951 01:16:20,313 --> 01:16:23,578 Well, whatever you're gonna do, we should do it fast. 952 01:16:23,613 --> 01:16:25,613 I'm fading pretty quick here. 953 01:17:49,204 --> 01:17:50,665 We could do it here. 954 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:53,206 Yeah. 955 01:17:57,179 --> 01:17:58,211 BUt, we're not going to. 956 01:18:00,578 --> 01:18:02,985 You always knew where we were happiest. 957 01:18:04,186 --> 01:18:07,319 It was never about tombs, or gods, or monuments. 958 01:18:08,685 --> 01:18:11,092 Happiness for us was uncomplicated. 959 01:18:12,425 --> 01:18:13,358 Let's go home. 960 01:18:18,497 --> 01:18:19,628 This guy? 961 01:18:20,532 --> 01:18:21,432 I have to go. 962 01:18:21,467 --> 01:18:22,433 No, you need to leave. 963 01:18:22,468 --> 01:18:24,204 Yeah. Look, I'm trying to. 964 01:18:24,239 --> 01:18:26,272 Look, you were right. I was going to scatter her... 965 01:18:26,307 --> 01:18:27,009 Yeah, I knew that. 966 01:18:27,044 --> 01:18:28,241 Yeah, but I'm not going to now. 967 01:18:28,276 --> 01:18:29,176 I know that too. 968 01:18:29,211 --> 01:18:30,870 Because I decided not to. 969 01:18:31,510 --> 01:18:32,377 Wait a minute. 970 01:18:33,545 --> 01:18:35,149 So you're leaving? 971 01:18:35,184 --> 01:18:37,085 Yes, if you let me. 972 01:18:37,879 --> 01:18:39,054 Thank you. 973 01:18:39,089 --> 01:18:40,781 Fine. Wonderful. 974 01:18:40,816 --> 01:18:43,388 Actually, uh, I'm sorry. 975 01:18:44,325 --> 01:18:46,061 Can we do one thing first? 976 01:19:27,060 --> 01:19:27,993 Oh! 977 01:19:38,676 --> 01:19:39,807 Now, I'll leave. 978 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:49,014 Oh, you're awake? 979 01:19:53,427 --> 01:19:54,921 They discharging you soon? 980 01:20:01,061 --> 01:20:01,994 Huh. 981 01:20:02,502 --> 01:20:03,402 You feeling better? 982 01:20:09,344 --> 01:20:11,311 Mmm. Can I get you anything? 983 01:20:11,742 --> 01:20:12,873 You hungry or? 984 01:20:15,548 --> 01:20:17,713 There's a vending machine right... 985 01:20:18,078 --> 01:20:18,978 Oh, here. 986 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:35,830 You know, I kind of like you not being able to talk. 987 01:20:36,767 --> 01:20:38,305 You know, you've been a real asshole 988 01:20:38,340 --> 01:20:39,834 for a really long time. 989 01:20:39,869 --> 01:20:42,738 I think you do it because you're trying to protect yourself or something. 990 01:20:42,773 --> 01:20:44,102 And that's okay. 991 01:20:44,137 --> 01:20:49,250 I think somewhere in there you're a good person. 992 01:20:49,285 --> 01:20:52,121 Just don't be a prick all the time 993 01:20:57,755 --> 01:21:00,525 I came to let you know I'm spreading Laura's ashes in Colorado. 994 01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:22,811 Yep. 995 01:21:33,054 --> 01:21:34,922 In Egyptian mythology, 996 01:21:35,694 --> 01:21:37,529 when you die, 997 01:21:37,564 --> 01:21:41,368 Anubis weighs your heart against this feather of truth. 998 01:21:42,668 --> 01:21:44,833 Ideally, you know your heart, 999 01:21:44,868 --> 01:21:46,472 you kind of want, even. 1000 01:21:46,507 --> 01:21:48,606 Because if it's too heavy, if it's too light, 1001 01:21:48,641 --> 01:21:52,742 then this terrible monster named Ammit comes and then he just like, argh... 1002 01:21:52,777 --> 01:21:54,975 He just, like, swallows your heart and, 1003 01:21:55,010 --> 01:21:57,076 pretty much doomed to oblivion. 1004 01:21:58,112 --> 01:22:02,554 The idea is, in the end, you want to be even. 1005 01:22:03,887 --> 01:22:06,822 And evenness allows you to pass to the underworld. 1006 01:22:15,602 --> 01:22:19,197 Well, because if we die tomorrow, 1007 01:22:19,232 --> 01:22:22,310 I wouldn't want to know that we weren't even. 1008 01:22:24,446 --> 01:22:25,478 Why are we doing this? 1009 01:22:25,513 --> 01:22:26,611 I just want to be even. 1010 01:22:40,990 --> 01:22:43,298 No, it's not a trick. 1011 01:22:44,631 --> 01:22:48,633 But, I do want to steal that truck of yours one more time. 1012 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:14,141 This is where we were happiest. 1013 01:25:16,079 --> 01:25:18,486 When we were doing absolutely nothing. 1014 01:25:20,853 --> 01:25:24,426 I'm sorry that I had to drive cross country to realize that. 1015 01:25:25,891 --> 01:25:27,561 You just like to get into trouble. 1016 01:25:27,596 --> 01:25:29,387 Yeah. 1017 01:25:29,422 --> 01:25:31,499 Because I know that you won't give me out. 1018 01:25:33,327 --> 01:25:34,260 Yeah. 1019 01:25:40,037 --> 01:25:41,542 What am I going to do without you? 1020 01:25:42,677 --> 01:25:43,610 You're going to be all right. 1021 01:25:50,619 --> 01:25:51,981 Yeah. 1022 01:25:52,016 --> 01:25:53,653 Yeah, yeah, I will. 1023 01:25:57,692 --> 01:25:59,527 I loved every moment with you. 1024 01:26:01,421 --> 01:26:04,829 I loved being able to be your partner. 1025 01:26:06,327 --> 01:26:08,470 I love that you let me be your partner. 1026 01:26:12,674 --> 01:26:14,300 I love you, so much. 1027 01:26:15,710 --> 01:26:16,808 I love you, too. 1028 01:26:23,586 --> 01:26:24,486 Goodbye, Laura. 1029 01:28:28,155 --> 01:28:33,155 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 1030 01:29:07,376 --> 01:29:10,344 ♪ You fight to make it up ♪ 1031 01:29:10,379 --> 01:29:13,512 ♪ Tear a year away ♪ 1032 01:29:13,547 --> 01:29:16,251 ♪ Heart in hand you hold ♪ 1033 01:29:16,286 --> 01:29:18,825 ♪ Look the other way ♪ 1034 01:29:19,388 --> 01:29:23,830 ♪ Have to hold ♪ 1035 01:29:23,865 --> 01:29:27,999 ♪ Leaves you cold ♪ 1036 01:29:28,034 --> 01:29:32,366 ♪ Makes you grow ♪ 1037 01:29:32,401 --> 01:29:36,568 ♪ Takes its toll ♪ 1038 01:29:36,603 --> 01:29:39,505 ♪ You fight to make it up ♪ 1039 01:29:39,540 --> 01:29:42,508 ♪ Tear a year away ♪ 1040 01:29:42,543 --> 01:29:45,379 ♪ Heart in hand you hold ♪ 1041 01:29:45,414 --> 01:29:48,151 ♪ Look the other way ♪ 1042 01:29:48,186 --> 01:29:51,825 ♪ Have to hold ♪ 1043 01:29:54,159 --> 01:29:56,995 ♪ Leaves you cold ♪ 1044 01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:03,672 ♪ Makes you grow ♪ 1045 01:30:04,367 --> 01:30:08,567 ♪ Takes its toll ♪ 1046 01:30:08,602 --> 01:30:12,978 ♪ Have to hold ♪ 1047 01:30:13,013 --> 01:30:17,444 ♪ Leaves you cold ♪ 1048 01:30:43,175 --> 01:30:46,308 ♪ You fight to make it up ♪ 1049 01:30:46,343 --> 01:30:49,278 ♪ Tear a year away ♪ 1050 01:30:49,313 --> 01:30:52,248 ♪ Heart in hand you hold ♪ 1051 01:30:52,283 --> 01:30:55,152 ♪ Look the other way ♪ 1052 01:30:55,187 --> 01:30:59,354 ♪ Have to hold ♪ 1053 01:30:59,389 --> 01:31:03,688 ♪ Leaves you cold ♪ 1054 01:31:03,723 --> 01:31:07,659 ♪ Makes you grow ♪ 1055 01:31:08,365 --> 01:31:12,499 ♪ Takes its toll ♪ 1056 01:31:12,534 --> 01:31:16,910 ♪ You fight to make ♪ 1057 01:31:16,945 --> 01:31:21,211 ♪ Fight to make 1058 01:31:21,246 --> 01:31:25,479 ♪ Fight to make ♪ 1059 01:31:25,514 --> 01:31:32,222 ♪ Fight to make it up ♪ 1060 01:31:32,257 --> 01:31:35,192 ♪ It up ♪ 1061 01:31:35,227 --> 01:31:38,360 ♪ It up ♪ 1062 01:31:38,395 --> 01:31:39,361 ♪ It up ♪ 75750

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