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107 Let's do Brunch
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Transcript: Abby_e
Synchro: Sixe
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Of all the delicious things
on life's menu, nothing,
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and I mean nothing,
tastes better than the forbidden fruit.
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I should really...
stop and get ready for work.
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Right, work.
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Jack you in there?
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What? No!
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What? Yeah!
It's my office! What? Yes!
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What do you want?
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I think I left my jacket
in there last night.
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Jack?
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Thank you.
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Do you think Opey heard us?
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I don't know.
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My keys were in the pocket...
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- Here you go.
- Oh, thank you.
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- You know what I really need?
- Yeah, a pack of smokes.
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- Great. And I also need a,
- Double espresso?
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Done and done.
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- You're prepared.
- Well once an eagle scout right?
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Oh yeah!
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- Good day at work.
- You too boss.
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Sometimes you have no choice
but to break your own rules,
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because certain pleasures
are impossible to resist.
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Oh my God!
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That's the power of chocolate.
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It's nature's brown seductress.
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Really?
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Chef Bordaine.
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Albert, of "Chocolates by Albert".
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Here, try one.
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They'll melt in your mouth
like a secret wish.
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I know , says that on your card.
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Yeah, I think what he's trying to say
is that he has deserts covered by me,
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Seth, of ass kickings by Seth.
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Seth, these are really good.
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It's like I'm being kissed
from the inside.
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Ok, now you're killing me.
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Seth, just lighten up.
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The man's just trying to make a living.
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But listen, you really shouldn't park
your van in our alley mate.
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Oh mate!
Are you from jolly old England?
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Well are you governor?
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Chim chim chery!
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That is you!
You know you have got him down.
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You just made
a gravest error sunshine.
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Eh Gad! Are we going to have
a slap fight? Pistols at dawn,
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you gonna lock me in the tower?
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In manacles.
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You gonna take that Steven?
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More.
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Listen. We never did get to finish
that thing we were gonna do.
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Mainly each other.
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- Yeah, that's off.
- What?
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Well, the no dating policy.
You know Jack's rule.
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Sod the rules. Two days ago you gave me
a Polaroid of your naughty bits.
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Yeah, I'm gonna need that back.
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Oh my God! You- You're shagging
another bloke aren't you?
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Who is it?
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That's private, and deeply personal.
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Yeah well look,
there's no secrets in this kitchen.
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Hey, Albert left you these chocolates.
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It's Albert! It's Albert isn't it?
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Draw your own conclusions.
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That chinless fudge maker!
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Oh! That is a slap in the face!
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I'm sorry.
It's stuck in my head man.
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Governor!
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I thought you were
pulling these off the menu.
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Oh the sweetbreads,
right right, the sweetbreads.
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No! We're not gonna pull those off
the menu, they're hot.
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- Red hot.
- You sold one.
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Last week I sold none,
so, that's 100% increase.
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Well actually chef it's impossible to
determine what percentage 0 is of any-
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Jim die!
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Jack, this is vanity meat.
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Oh, so I guess it's vanity to wanna
go down in history as the man who,
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revolutionized cuisine?
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I own 5 restaurants,
I'm about to open up a 6th,
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I can't afford to indulge you anymore.
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Oh! So I guess it's indulgent to wanna
lead people to a greater under-standing?
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What happened to bringing peo-
bringing people my genius?
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You said it was a profit.
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You know I blame you for this.
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Why can't we move these?
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I don't know,
maybe because they're thymus glands,
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and they're disgusting.
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This is haute cuisine!
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- Haute cuisine?
- Yeah.
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And if you were a decent waitress
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you would actually know
how to push them.
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Jack?
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Look at 'em.
She could be pitching 'em naked
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with a sparkler out her ass
and they still wouldn't sell.
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Really? Well maybe we should get
a sparkler and find out!
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He's insane, and it's nice
to finally have someone on my team.
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Well, girls gotta stick up
for each other.
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That's what I'm talking about!
Up top!
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I have pig's blood on my hand.
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We'll do it next time.
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Wakie wakie hands off snakie.
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Mom?
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N ice.
Open your eyes.
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All this cooking
first thing in the morning.
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I'm not even alive until noon.
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Look at this.
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Good?
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Fantastic.
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I know.
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When I had my own place
we did a kick ass brunch.
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You know if Nolita
ever decided to do-
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You know how you do brunch?
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You take Saturday night's garbage,
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you shove it in a fritata
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and you serve it with a melon
that got balled a week ago.
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And people pay 30 bucks a plate for it.
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THAT'S how you get
your sweetbreads back on the menu.
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Ok.
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What's in it for you?
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I need to be in charge of something.
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You can be in charge of this.
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I'm already in charge of this.
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I want a challenge.
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Please.
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Ok, but how am I gonna
sell brunch to my crew?
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Oh come on, you're Jack,
you're the big man.
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It'll be a piece of cake.
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NO!
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Hey, it's not me!
It's all Pino.
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What? My father can't do this.
I'll go talk to him.
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He'll take your credit cards.
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Really he said that?
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Don't poke the bear.
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He wants me to get up
at 6AM to cook eggs?
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I don't get up at 6AM!
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I go to bed at 6AM
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cause I am up all night
teasing and pleasing Steven style,
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unlike our little
chocolaty friend Albert.
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Yeah, I see my therapist on Sundays,
man you do not want me to miss that.
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Brunch is aaaawwful alright?
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Babies to your left,
babies to your right.
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And the old people!
Oh my god the old people!
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They claw you
with their spotty hands!
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I don't like it
when they die at your sweet 16.
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You know what?
I say we strike.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Yes.
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What are you doing?
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I'm taking a stand ok.
We can't let Pino walk all over us!
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Let's bolt, right now,
screw this job!
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Yes! Stand up to my father!
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Let's not go crazy ok?
I kinda need this job.
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You know what, we all do.
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Specially you.
So you might as well get used to it
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because I'm putting you in charge.
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- No!
- Yes!
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Anybody else want some extra duty?
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Nope.
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Ok.
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Fine you win,
but I am not making muffins!
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Muffins are for people who don't have
the nads to order cake for breakfast.
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God we're good together.
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I know it's crazy right?
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Yeah.
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Like it came so natural.
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I felt like I was really in the moment.
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That's enough talk.
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Ok.
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I'm, uh, we don't have any crayons.
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You know another word for hell?
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- Brunch.
- ...and bacon.
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Bacon.
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More bacon.
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And...a giant booger.
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Don't push it!
Uncle Steven is still hung over!
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There are 2 of you right?
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Just checking.
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You smell like my step mom.
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How long do we have to wait?
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Oh I'm so sorry,
I just can't find my list.
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I'm just gonna do this from memory.
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It's the...Chinese couple,
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the quiet homosexuals,
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the older jewish couple
and the younger jewish couple.
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Sweetheart,
we were before the homosexuals!
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Ramon! What is this?
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I've seen cleaner plates
on stolen cars.
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Yeah Ramon!
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I set 'em up,
you knock'em down!
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You and me...
we take on the tough guys.
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Ramon, my dad.
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Yeah I'm kinda busy right now
cooking for like a thousand people.
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Right right right. So I decided.
Not gonna let him pay my rent anymore.
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That's nice. Four benedicts up!
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Of course I'm gonna need
to get a roommate.
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You know, someone who gets me.
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Yeah. Can I actually get you
to get these to table 2?
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Yes! Right! Because...
you and me, teammates.
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I'm outta here.
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Girl crush!
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Oh Becky I love you!
Oh Becky I idolize you!
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Oh Becky you're my hero!
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That is hilarious T-Smooth.
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Yeah, whet did I tell you
about the nicknames?
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Ok, and I would not be laughing about
sad little crushes if I was you.
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What? You're not still hung up
on Tanya are you?
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Even if it's against your
"no dating" policy.
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- Look what he bought her.
- What?
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No! Smooth let me have that!
Smooth let me have that!
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Gimme here. Come here.
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Dude, you can't give lingerie
till after you've slept together.
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Well maybe we did.
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Ok we didn't.
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These are nice. Very nice.
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No loose underwear
in the kitchen Ramon ok?
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It's a fire hazard.
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Jack! Where are you?
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I need backup on the lochs.
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I cannot believe I am slicing lochs for brunch.
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- Put Jim on it.
- Jim went AWOL.
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- What?
- He's with his church group.
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You can't go to church group
during brunch!
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Ok I can't do this anymore.
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I mean I want my sweetbreads
but it's killing my guys.
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Alright take a breath, it's only brunch.
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Becky! I told Jim
that God wanted him to make waffles.
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No! It's killing my guys,
and it's a mistake, and it feels wrong!
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How does this feel?
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- That feels better.
- Yeah?
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Yeah...
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- Wait wait wait.
- What?
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Put these on.
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Ok close your eyes.
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- No, I wanna watch. I wanna watch.
- Alright then.
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- Should I take my clothes off?
- No you keep your clothes on.
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Don't take your clothes off.
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Maybe I should just take my shirt off.
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No baby, I'm gonna do it all.
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You're all glowing and tussled.
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A little rendez vous
with Albert the candy man?
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You need to move on.
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You and Becky are
a lot like me and Tanya?
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We're just a couple of schmo's.
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Of course at least I didn't loose out
to a dork like Albert.
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Right, that's it.
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Uh, pancakes for you,
and your fruit and granola.
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It was her.
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You know, who's breast it came from,
isn't really the point.
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Do you have children?
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No.
252
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Oh that's so sad.
253
00:12:27,257 --> 00:12:28,253
Not even a baby?
254
00:12:28,366 --> 00:12:30,681
No, no, not even a baby.
255
00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:33,733
And you must already be,
what, at least- Coffee?
256
00:12:34,565 --> 00:12:36,652
Does a banana nut muffin have nuts?
257
00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:41,570
- Yes! You can't have nuts!
- I can't have nuts!
258
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,750
What would you like, mother?
259
00:12:47,546 --> 00:12:48,543
Mother?
260
00:12:51,898 --> 00:12:52,890
I am out!
261
00:12:53,097 --> 00:12:56,853
I have been squirted with breast milk
and served eggs to the un-dead.
262
00:12:56,858 --> 00:13:00,163
And 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
263
00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:01,202
Brunch is over!
264
00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:03,030
The kitchen is closed!
265
00:13:05,016 --> 00:13:06,013
Yeah!
266
00:13:06,918 --> 00:13:08,941
I feel like we just rushed a sorority.
267
00:13:16,085 --> 00:13:17,342
Great brunch today guys!
268
00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:19,911
I can't wait to see the energy
we bring to dinner tonight.
269
00:13:19,936 --> 00:13:21,350
Oh! Who threw a sock?
270
00:13:22,087 --> 00:13:23,542
Come on, it was alright wasn't it?
271
00:13:23,548 --> 00:13:26,150
Yeah, I have to say,
having just been through it, you know,
272
00:13:26,156 --> 00:13:27,353
it wasn't as bad as I thought.
273
00:13:27,358 --> 00:13:29,411
You know I could even get used to it.
274
00:13:32,015 --> 00:13:33,280
- What!
- What?
275
00:13:33,365 --> 00:13:34,360
You gave-
276
00:13:35,265 --> 00:13:36,261
Which means-
277
00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:37,432
You-!
278
00:13:39,487 --> 00:13:42,313
What do you know?
Shut up! What you think you know?
279
00:13:43,726 --> 00:13:47,672
You and Becky, you're sleeping together,
and you're in cahoots!
280
00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:49,980
There's no cahoots!
281
00:13:51,286 --> 00:13:53,501
She has brunch, she does you!
282
00:13:53,938 --> 00:13:55,711
We did brunch cause she did you!
283
00:13:55,745 --> 00:13:57,933
Ok, that's just a theory,
284
00:13:59,546 --> 00:14:00,590
not one word.
285
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,052
You broke my heart.
286
00:14:04,056 --> 00:14:06,472
Not one word.
287
00:14:15,535 --> 00:14:17,341
So I lost my therapy spot,
288
00:14:17,996 --> 00:14:20,552
and thus any hope
of reconciliation with my parents.
289
00:14:20,635 --> 00:14:24,483
It's cool though. I guess T-Smooth
is gonna go back on his meds people.
290
00:14:24,487 --> 00:14:26,690
T-Smooth?
I thought you didn't like nicknames.
291
00:14:26,696 --> 00:14:29,292
I changed my mind,
Jimminy Licket.
292
00:14:29,558 --> 00:14:30,552
Are we good?
293
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,671
Oh yeah! I'm good!
294
00:14:33,835 --> 00:14:34,821
I'm a good person.
295
00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:36,921
I'm just standing here
as a person of integrity
296
00:14:36,926 --> 00:14:39,410
who does not betray his friends.
297
00:14:39,828 --> 00:14:40,821
Outside right now.
298
00:14:43,236 --> 00:14:45,583
Ok so I found us a place,
we'd each have our own room,
299
00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:47,881
with an exposed brick wall
but if we want it, you know,
300
00:14:47,885 --> 00:14:49,931
we gotta move fast, we gotta act now.
301
00:14:51,698 --> 00:14:55,121
That's great, you can read each other's
diaries and have pillow fights!
302
00:14:55,176 --> 00:14:57,811
Yeah, and you should get one
of those see through shower curtains.
303
00:14:57,867 --> 00:15:00,743
Ok!
This ends right here, right now.
304
00:15:02,558 --> 00:15:05,443
Ok they said they'd hold it
for us until we get the-
305
00:15:11,905 --> 00:15:13,600
- How that feel?
- Weird.
306
00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:15,341
You a little uncomfortable
around me now?
307
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:17,163
- Very.
- You still wanna be my roommate?
308
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,162
No.
309
00:15:21,435 --> 00:15:22,482
Yes!
310
00:15:23,516 --> 00:15:24,733
I'll be your roommate.
311
00:15:26,128 --> 00:15:27,632
We had an understanding alright?
312
00:15:27,675 --> 00:15:29,401
I know! It's just so hard!
313
00:15:29,636 --> 00:15:31,533
- You gotta keep it together.
- Do I?
314
00:15:31,678 --> 00:15:33,371
Or what? I'll disappoint who?
315
00:15:33,718 --> 00:15:34,801
The Lying man?!
316
00:15:35,248 --> 00:15:37,630
Seth, listen to me. I did things,
317
00:15:37,747 --> 00:15:40,030
a lot of things,
for reasons that I can't explain to you.
318
00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:42,900
I didn't try to hurt you, no no no no.
I know you can't wrap
319
00:15:42,927 --> 00:15:44,251
your head around that right now,
320
00:15:44,257 --> 00:15:46,151
but one day,
one day it's all gonna hit you.
321
00:15:46,155 --> 00:15:47,613
- Jack!
- What?
322
00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:52,182
Oh my God!
323
00:15:52,427 --> 00:15:53,530
What are you stupid?
324
00:15:53,885 --> 00:15:56,611
Look I'm really sorry
but ever since my injury
325
00:15:56,685 --> 00:15:59,182
yesterday my depth perception
is completly shot.
326
00:15:59,186 --> 00:16:00,792
You mowed down my pastry guy!
327
00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:03,471
I was pelted, with eggs!
328
00:16:04,646 --> 00:16:07,530
In my eye! It was insane!
329
00:16:10,655 --> 00:16:11,870
Hey Jack.
330
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:15,461
You ok? Remember, not one word.
331
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,642
Ok? Fell better Seth.
332
00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:21,020
Ok he's good to go.
333
00:16:23,326 --> 00:16:26,272
Jack! You tried to kill Seth because
you're sleeping with Becky?
334
00:16:26,308 --> 00:16:27,460
- What!
- What?
335
00:16:27,468 --> 00:16:29,351
I-I didn't try to kill Seth,
336
00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:31,522
that's crazy!
It was an accident, you-
337
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:34,391
It was an accident!
He said I was sleeping with Becky?
338
00:16:34,447 --> 00:16:37,163
He didn't tell me.
Doctor Grossbar told me.
339
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,300
Seth's been going in and out
since surgery on his leg.
340
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,271
He also says
you're wearing his underwear.
341
00:16:43,186 --> 00:16:46,483
That's really crazy!
Obviously he's delusional!
342
00:16:46,825 --> 00:16:48,690
We can't believe anything hat he says!
343
00:16:48,785 --> 00:16:51,142
Of course I'm not wearing
his underwear!
344
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,270
No it's just immensly not true.
Look I have my own underwear.
345
00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:56,610
I got my tighty whities.
He wears those tiger prints.
346
00:16:57,176 --> 00:16:58,170
Give it up.
347
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,823
You traded brunch for sex!
348
00:17:00,355 --> 00:17:01,523
That is low!
349
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,741
I have traded a lot of things for sex,
350
00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:06,873
A LOT, but never brunch.
351
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:08,582
Ok, I didn't do it just for sex.
352
00:17:08,588 --> 00:17:11,521
I did it for my sweetbreads,
and for you guys!
353
00:17:11,737 --> 00:17:14,891
Come on, don't we all benefit
from working in a restaurant
354
00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:16,240
that serves my sweetbreads?
355
00:17:16,246 --> 00:17:18,582
Hey,
Seth is joining us from the hospital.
356
00:17:19,845 --> 00:17:21,113
Seth, buddy, you're on.
357
00:17:21,715 --> 00:17:24,651
Seth, um, I wanted to send you a card,
358
00:17:24,705 --> 00:17:26,590
but I don't know you're last name.
359
00:17:26,717 --> 00:17:27,870
Nurse, is Seth there?
360
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:31,272
He's here, he's just a little
woozy from the anesthesia.
361
00:17:33,805 --> 00:17:35,302
Come on.
Hit me with your best shot.
362
00:17:35,316 --> 00:17:36,252
You're a sell out.
363
00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:38,641
- And a hypocrite.
- You saddled us with brunch!
364
00:17:38,648 --> 00:17:39,943
Which demeans the restaurant.
365
00:17:39,946 --> 00:17:41,292
All for your carnal pleasure.
366
00:17:41,296 --> 00:17:42,681
And you blamed my father.
367
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:43,991
Which is my job.
368
00:17:44,056 --> 00:17:46,942
Because you weren't man
enough to tell us the truth.
369
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:50,933
Ok those are pretty good shots.
370
00:17:51,117 --> 00:17:55,141
And you gave the underwear
I bought for Tanya to Becky.
371
00:17:55,286 --> 00:17:57,392
Seth, buddy,
you are on speaker phone.
372
00:17:57,638 --> 00:18:00,991
I need 4 more vicodin, and a fruit cup.
373
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,083
Seth, I don't wear underwear.
374
00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:05,341
Oh yeah.
375
00:18:06,656 --> 00:18:07,990
You know Jack,
376
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:11,153
I don't mind being the bad guy
when I am the bad guy,
377
00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:14,480
but I wasn't the bad guy.
You were, weren't you?
378
00:18:15,866 --> 00:18:17,252
And now my crew hates me.
379
00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:19,492
So let's forget brunch.
380
00:18:19,618 --> 00:18:21,592
Oh no,
that's our most profitable meal.
381
00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:24,823
Viva la brunch.
You see? Now I'm the bad guy.
382
00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:28,583
Of course you're gonna have to find somebody else
383
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,991
to cook your pancakes for you.
384
00:18:30,357 --> 00:18:31,280
I'm sorry?
385
00:18:31,288 --> 00:18:33,232
Yes I'm moving Becky
to my new restaurant.
386
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:37,012
She told me to let the brunch
be her audition and, she got the part.
387
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,683
Really?
388
00:18:45,247 --> 00:18:48,400
So this was all about you
getting your own kitchen again.
389
00:18:48,497 --> 00:18:50,213
And great sex with a great guy.
390
00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:51,450
God!
391
00:18:51,555 --> 00:18:53,831
There's nothing you won't do
to get what you want.
392
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,261
Sound like anyone you know?
393
00:18:59,428 --> 00:19:00,423
N ope.
394
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,062
Cash bonuses Jack.
395
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:22,260
The brunch was such a success
I want everyone to share in it's bounty.
396
00:19:22,268 --> 00:19:25,903
You see? Now I'm the good guy.
It's very confusing isn't it?
397
00:19:31,148 --> 00:19:32,171
And I'm the sell out?
398
00:19:32,176 --> 00:19:34,022
Yes! We're all sell outs!
399
00:19:43,365 --> 00:19:45,152
So, how was she?
400
00:19:46,498 --> 00:19:47,450
Fantastic.
401
00:19:47,507 --> 00:19:49,391
Shut up!
I don't wanna hear about it!
402
00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:51,293
Tell me more.
403
00:19:58,178 --> 00:20:01,500
I grew up in London town, mummy said to me.
404
00:20:01,777 --> 00:20:02,980
Bonjour Albert.
405
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,343
It was an accident!
406
00:20:06,878 --> 00:20:08,872
Really! I didn't even see you there!
407
00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:14,893
Oh that's good chocolate.
408
00:20:15,408 --> 00:20:16,532
What is that? **
409
00:20:16,705 --> 00:20:17,703
Yeah it is.
410
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,533
Are you gonna hurt me?
411
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,661
Yes I am.
412
00:20:21,065 --> 00:20:22,062
No!
413
00:20:23,465 --> 00:20:25,390
And now
I'm gonna finish your chocolate.
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