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(upbeat music)
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I had all these arcade games
shipped from Hachmachistan.
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There's Smack-A-Genie, Yak-Man,
and Mule King Junior.
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Oh, dude, I'll play Mule King Junior.
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(coin clinks)
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So, how do I play?
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(grunts)
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That is how you play.
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You won, baby!
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What?
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Oh, I don't believe it.
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That was my first time playing.
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Hey, how do I get more tokens?
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Ah. You put your dollar
in the Chi Chi Change Machine
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and then you will get your tokens.
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Oh, all right.
(clears throat)
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(squeaking)
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What the heck was that?
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That was the Chi Chi.
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(clinks)
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(Middle Eastern music plays)
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Jerry, dude, why aren't you training?
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Your black belt test
is in a couple of days.
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You know how important this is to Rudy.
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There isn't anywhere he'd rather be.
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I am outta here!
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Headed to Beijing for two weeks.
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Karate Magazine just named me
Sensei of the Year.
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What about our test?
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What test?
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Our belt ranking test.
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Oh! Oh, that test.
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Of course.
I take belt ranking very seriously.
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Milton's going for his blue--
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- Brown.
- Brown.
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And Jerry's going for his green--
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- Black.
- Black.
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- And that's why Jeff --
- Jack!
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Jack will be giving you your test
while I'm in Japan.
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- All: China!
- Whatever!
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Hey, guys, you know what
the best part about
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being named Sensei of the Year is?
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You finally get the recognition
you deserve.
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(scoffs)
No.
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I get to rub it in Ty's face.
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I just called him
at his new job at Roll-A-Rubs
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and he's on his way over now.
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Roll-A-Rubs, mobile massage!
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I'm looking for, uh, "Harry Bunz."
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(snickering)
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Harry Bunz?
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I need Harry Bunz.
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(chuckling)
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What's so funny? I want Harry Bunz!
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Won't you come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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(upbeat music)
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Fifty-seven.
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Fifty-eight.
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Jerry: Fifty-nine.
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Sixty.
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Whew.
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Counting is hard, man. Here's your tip.
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I can't believe you.
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Jack told us that we had to do
a hundred push-ups
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before he got back.
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You see, that's the difference
between you and I, Milton.
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I'm not worried about what Jack thinks.
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He's coming.
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Nine hundred ninety-nine...
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One thousand!
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Whoo!
(exhales)
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(pants)
Try to keep up, Milton.
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I know you just did your
fake sweat spray bottle thing.
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I can't believe you think that.
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Jerry, you're the most
physically gifted guy in the dojo.
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I'm right here.
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Sorry.
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But you also need discipline and focus
if you want to get your black belt.
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Dude, before I came to this dojo,
I was just a skate punk
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who didn't take karate seriously.
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You may not remember this,
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but before I came to the dojo,
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I was kind of a nerd.
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You have a real shot here.
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I'm not gonna let you blow it.
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So, to help personally train you
for your test,
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I brought in one of the best
and best-looking black belts I know.
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(both gasp)
Both: Gary from Super Kicks?
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Surprise!
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I know, you were hoping
for Gary from Super Kicks.
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Both: Yeah.
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(chuckles)
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(happy grunt)
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I can't believe you came here
for our belt tests.
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I wouldn't miss it.
(chuckles)
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Okay, Jerry. For your black belt test
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you're gonna fight off
three attackers at once.
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Here, I'll show you how it's done.
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All right, come at me, you guys!
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(all grunting)
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(groans)
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Wow.
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If I have to do that to get my black belt
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I'm gonna have to train harder
than I've ever trained before.
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Whew, I am beat.
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I don't know if I have another one in me.
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But we won't know until we try.
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Hit it, Petey!
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(dance music plays)
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Uh, excuse me, ladies.
Training for my brown belt here.
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Yeah. This is a dojo, not a disco!
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Oh, okay, you wanna dance?
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Fine! Let's go, Shakira!
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(dance music playing)
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Oh, too much man for you, huh?
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Always too much man.
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Yo, yo, yo.
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What it do, girl?
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- (chuckles)
- What?
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How can you have a party
when you're supposed to be
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training with Kim in the park?
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If you keep acting this way,
you're gonna fail your test.
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Oh, Milton.
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Lighten up, man.
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Rudy's gone, Jack's giving us the test.
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He's not gonna fail us, he's our boy!
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So let's crank up the music and...
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Crank it right back down, people.
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(music stops)
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I had nothing to do with this.
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I was sucked into this
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tawdry shuffle that was a nightmare
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of flailing arms and swaying hips.
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Oh, and mother help me,
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I liked it.
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Jerry, you're wasting my time and Kim's.
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Uh, where is Kim?
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There you are!
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You left me waiting in the park
for the past two hours.
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I thought maybe you got attacked
by that crazy lady.
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- What crazy lady?
- Me!
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You left me waiting in the park
for the past two hours!
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Hey.
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It's clear you're not ready.
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I'm cancelling your test
and suspending you from the dojo.
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- What?
- You don't deserve to wear a black belt.
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(laughing)
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You may be able to shut this party down
and kick me out,
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but you will not take my dignity.
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I will walk out of here
with my head held high!
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(upbeat music)
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Hey, why is the Jerry sad?
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Is it because no girls like you
or because you're bad in the schoolyard,
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or because no girls like you?
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No!
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No, it's Jack.
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Dude, he used to be my best friend.
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Now he's just a big jerk
who thinks he better than everyone.
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Oh, I hear you, brochacho.
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Jack is the worst.
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Always coming in late,
messing up the orders,
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and bragging about his new pony.
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Phil, who're you talking about?
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Jack, Jack Anderson.
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I hate you, Jack Anderson!
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No, I meant Jack Brewer.
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Oh, Jack Brewer!
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Jack Brewer is the best.
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He even signed a picture
of himself for my wall of Jacks.
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Notice who's not up there, Jack Anderson!
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(clanking)
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Oh, no, Ty is back.
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Ever since I got the Smack-A-Genie,
he's in here playing all day.
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Genie's voice: You lose! No wish for you!
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(maniacal laughing)
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There goes this month's rent.
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Hey, man.
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I'll rub your feet for a token.
(chuckles)
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I don't think so.
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Oh, come on bro, I need this.
I gotta smack the genie.
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Smack it bad, I tell you!
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I said no.
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(panting)
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(monkey chattering)
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Kid!
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Give me a token!
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(screams)
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Come back!
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(coin clinks)
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(Middle Eastern music playing)
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(thudding)
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Jack thinks he's all that.
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'Cause he's in charge.
(groaning)
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Well, if it wasn't for him,
I'd already have my black belt.
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You don't deserve to wear a black belt.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, really? Well, take this, Jack!
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- (groaning)
- (thudding)
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Genie's voice: Winner! New high score!
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What is your wish, master?
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Oh, my wish? Oh, you wanna know my wish?
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I wish Jack had never come to the dojo.
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Genie's voice: Your wish is my command.
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- (sizzles)
- (groaning)
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Rudy: Jerry? Jerry?
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You okay?
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(groans)
I think so.
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(chuckles)
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(grunts)
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Phew.
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Can't have anything bad happen
to my favorite black belt.
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Did you say, "black belt"?
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This is my favorite photo of you.
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I love you, Jack Anderson.
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Wait, wait, wait, what?
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Jack's picture is gone?
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And I'm a black belt?
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It worked.
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Everything's changed!
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Oh... Hey, hey, hey.
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What it do, girl?
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(scoffs)
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Well, almost everything's changed.
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♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
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(upbeat music)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to pick that paper up.
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(scoffs)
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See, I'm a black belt.
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And these hands are weapons.
(grunts)
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You... you do realize you're not
actually a black belt?
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This is your uniform.
You work at Rudy's black belt massage.
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Weapons of relaxation.
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Yo, why is there a Black Dragon
sign on your dojo?
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You know that I lost my dojo
three years ago
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when we didn't win that tournament
against the Black Dragons.
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What is wrong with you?
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You must've really hit
your head when you fell.
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Wait.
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So the Black Dragons own the dojo
and I'm a masseuse?
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Dude, this isn't how
I imagined this life would be.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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I should be running
a chain of beauty salons
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called "Uncle Scissors."
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Really? That's your dream?
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No.
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No, I just started talking
before I realized I didn't have a dream,
261
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,075
and that's what came out.
262
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,418
Chop, chop, Rudy.
263
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,290
These shoulders aren't
gonna rub themselves.
264
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:23,917
(clears throat)
265
00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:25,542
(grunts)
266
00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:31,212
Get to work, Jerry.
I want all my piggies taken to the market.
267
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,575
(groans)
268
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,080
Ugh! Dude!
269
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:38,876
How many toes do you have?
270
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:41,753
None of your business.
271
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,794
Just take all 17 of them to the market.
272
00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:48,579
(upbeat music)
273
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:51,458
(engine revving)
274
00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:02,879
Milton?
275
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:07,789
Milton?
276
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:10,375
Dude, that is you.
277
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,211
What happened?
278
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:16,041
Uh, I woke up, drove into work...
279
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,825
Then you asked me that question.
280
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:20,417
Whew. Busy day.
281
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,955
Dude, please tell me
you don't wear that to school.
282
00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:25,961
(scoffs)
283
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,581
I don't do school, man. Remember?
284
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,827
I dropped out 'cause
I couldn't handle the bullies.
285
00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:32,877
But I did get this sweet job.
286
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:37,213
(clinking)
287
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:40,291
Hey.
288
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,463
So because Jack
wasn't there to protect you,
289
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:47,709
you got picked on, dropped out, gave up,
and now you're a token jockey?
290
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,832
Dude, I'm a lot more than that.
291
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:53,127
Uh... I refill the token machines.
292
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,668
I take the tokens out of the games,
293
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,130
I give tokens to the kids.
294
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:57,498
Dude!
295
00:13:57,583 --> 00:14:00,293
I'm a token jockey! Sweet!
296
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:05,251
- (crashes)
- (screaming)
297
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,418
No, the Black Dragons are coming.
298
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,210
I must blow the horn of warning.
299
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,577
(blows air)
300
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,785
Ah, forget it.
301
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,915
The Black Dragons are coming!
302
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,920
The Black Dragons are coming!
303
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,330
Make room for the Phil.
304
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:28,334
(yelps)
Jerry: Not cool, dude.
305
00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:29,957
Phil: I told you to make room.
306
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,713
It's three o'clock, where's our food?
307
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,000
You know I hate waiting for my burger!
308
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:40,423
You know I hate it
when he hates waiting for his burger.
309
00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:44,209
Wait, Jack? Kim?
310
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,036
Dude, why are you guys
dressed like Black Dragons?
311
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:49,245
- (grunts)
- (clattering)
312
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,290
Dude, why are you guys
acting like Black Dragons?
313
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,132
Yeah, I'm beginning to think you guys
are Black Dragons.
314
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:01,209
(upbeat music)
315
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,382
Yo, thanks for getting me down.
316
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:05,578
Oh, I had to, man.
317
00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:07,917
That kid just bought you for 500 tickets.
318
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:12,001
Five hundred tickets?
319
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,173
The plastic whistle was 3,000!
320
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,500
You want this, you better ticket up, brah.
321
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:23,379
So Kim must have convinced Jack
to join the Black Dragons,
322
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,918
and now they're both bullies.
323
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,416
What's your bag, man?
324
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,790
It's like you made some kind of
trippy wish in an alternate universe,
325
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,535
and now you're like stuck in one of those
326
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,875
be-careful-what-you-wish-for
type situations.
327
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,879
I've been there, bro'.
328
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:42,134
It's all because I made a wish
on that stupid Smack-A-Genie machine.
329
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,496
Oh...
330
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,253
We used to have one of those,
331
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,543
but Ty took it to his dojo.
332
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,828
Yo Milton, I have a plan.
333
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,543
Look, you're gonna help me sneak
334
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,995
into the Black Dragons' Dojo
and distract them.
335
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,383
Then I'll get the high score
and wish things back.
336
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,960
I'm in, but we need a plan, dude.
337
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,383
But I just told you the...
338
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,130
Okay, I know we're in trouble
when I'm the smart one.
339
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:10,708
We gotta get out of here, quick.
340
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,082
Why, the Black Dragons are here?
341
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,996
No, Billy's coming back
and he's got enough tickets to own you.
342
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:18,291
- (screams)
- Go, run!
343
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,130
(upbeat music)
344
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,793
You want to get a good grip,
345
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,745
and in one movement, rip up.
346
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:28,875
(grunts)
347
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:31,379
That, my friend, is a black belt wedgie!
348
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,165
You know what the worst part
about picking on a nerd is?
349
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,170
(scoffs)
Nothing.
350
00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:38,877
(all laugh)
351
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,503
Hey, what are you two freaks doing here?
352
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:45,383
Uh, we're just running
a very special promotion.
353
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,917
Free massages to a very
select group of clientele.
354
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,920
Yeah, teachers, soldiers,
ice skaters, bullies, and evil senseis.
355
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Yes! I'm an ice skater!
356
00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:58,249
And an evil sensei.
357
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,075
(all groaning)
358
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:08,173
So, uh, just remain calm,
359
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:09,670
relax,
360
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,420
and no matter what you hear...
361
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,210
keep looking down.
362
00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:19,831
(coin clinking)
363
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,581
(Middle Eastern music plays)
364
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,827
- Hey, what is that pounding noise?
- Uh...
365
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,040
That's...
366
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:32,245
the sound of relaxation
knocking at your doors.
367
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,251
So just let it in, hon.
368
00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:38,419
(Ty and Jack groan)
369
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,499
(groans in different tone)
370
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,503
(groans in higher tone)
371
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:47,083
(musical groaning)
372
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:54,751
- (screams)
- Thank you, Seaford!
373
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,246
Hey, that loser's playing our game.
374
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:00,415
(yelps)
Whoa!
375
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,038
Genie's voice:
Five more genies to high score.
376
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:08,376
(all grunting)
377
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:17,173
- (groans)
- (thuds)
378
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:20,133
Genie's voice: Winner! New high score!
379
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,788
What is your wish, master?
380
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:23,825
I wish things were back
to the way they were!
381
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,254
Jack: Jerry? Hey, Jerry, get up, man.
382
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,170
Jerry? Jerry--
383
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,040
No, no, no, please don't!
384
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,380
Wait...
385
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,000
Wait, wait, wait.
386
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,883
(panting)
387
00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:38,541
Jack's picture is on the wall.
388
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:40,997
And I'm not a black belt.
389
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,293
And Milton...
390
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:45,035
Milton, you don't have a lame haircut.
391
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,076
Well, no, you do,
but it's a different lame haircut.
392
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,667
I'm home.
393
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,460
(soft chuckle)
Jerry. Jerry, take it easy.
394
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:52,882
Yeah, dude, you were out for a while.
395
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:55,079
And how is my haircut lame?
396
00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,173
Jack...
397
00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:02,459
Dude, I'm sorry I took you for granted.
398
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,205
Look, from this moment on,
399
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:06,381
I'm gonna take this
black belt test seriously.
400
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:08,417
You know...
401
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,457
because of you,
all of our lives are a lot better.
402
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:13,957
Speak for yourself.
403
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,496
You haven't been
massaging Harry Bunz all day.
404
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,497
(upbeat music)
405
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,206
Jerry, you've trained hard
these past two weeks.
406
00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:26,629
You can do this, I believe in you.
407
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:31,794
(grunts)
408
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:35,211
(all grunting)
409
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,205
Hey, hey!
410
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:51,955
Oh!
411
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,001
Hey, I was just watching.
412
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,173
Congratulations, Jerry.
413
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:00,833
You're now a black belt.
414
00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:04,132
Thank you, sensei.
415
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:06,918
Look at you, man. I'm so proud.
(chuckles)
416
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,960
Hey, there's only one thing left to do...
417
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,787
All: Black belt party!
418
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,915
(dance music playing)
419
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:19,415
Oh, yeah, that's my jam.
420
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,790
I can't believe I'm actually
saying this, but uh...
421
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,625
I even missed her dance.
422
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,958
(Middle Eastern music playing)
423
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:42,576
Genie's voice: Winner! New high score!
424
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,747
What is your wish, master?
425
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:49,079
(gasps)
426
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,420
(Middle Eastern music playing)
427
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:56,418
Genie's voice: Winner! New high score!
428
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,670
What is your wish, master?
429
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:06,498
(Middle Eastern music playing)
430
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:10,133
Genie's voice: Winner! New high score!
431
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,208
What is your wish, master?
432
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,538
There's my wish.
433
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:17,665
(chuckles)
Jack, that's so sweet.
434
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,040
I was your wish?
435
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,920
Yeah, no, actually,
it was my burger, so...
436
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,330
Just gonna...
437
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:25,207
That's, it's good stuff, you know.
438
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:26,883
- (thwacks)
- (groans)
439
00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:28,669
Thanks, hon, I was starving.
440
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:31,832
Yes!
441
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,040
(closing theme music)
442
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:57,785
Man: Poor soul.
443
00:21:57,875 --> 00:21:58,825
(dog snarls, barks)
444
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:02,825
Boy: Yes!
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